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WOMAN SO ILL WASHES DISHES SITTING DOWN 1 -— ■ Mrs. Ashcroft's Remarkable Recovery After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Covington, Ky.—“I was so weak and nervous! could nardly do my housework as l could not stand because of the bear-! ing-down pains in myj back and abdomen. I sat down most of the time and did whatt I could do in thati way—as washing} dishes, etc. One day a book describing; Lydia E. Pinkham’a medicines was put in mv mail-box. I saw how the Vecre-. table Compound had helped others so I gave it a trial. I had to take about a aozen bottles before I gainedmystrpngth but I certainly praise this medicine. Then I took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Blood, medicine for poor blood. I waa cold all the time. I would be so cold I could hardly sit still and in the palms of my hands there would be drops of sweat. 1 also used the Sanative Wash and I recommend it also. You may publish' this letter and I will gladly answer let-' ters from women and advise my neigh bors about these medicines.”—Mrs. Harry Ashcroft, 632 Beech Avenue, Covington, Kentucky. Canards John S. Sumner, head of Now York’s) anti-vice crusaders, was asked by a New York reporter the other day If It) was true that he had been trying t<« get tlie Bible expurgated. “That story”—and Mr. Sumnei laughed heartily—“is just about a1 true as the one they started last month '.They said last month, you know, that I was behind a world movement to do nway with vice presidents.” Mr. Sumner gme another hearty la.igh. Then he ended: “1 guess they’ll be accusing me next of trying to pass a law to prohibit boats from hugging the shore.” Telegraph Wires To carry on the telegraph «. stem of the United States l,5t)0,000 miles of* wire are required. Next in turn comes* Russia with about one-third this mile-' age. Germany is third and France fourth. Canada, despite its great size, has but 230,000 miles of wire, or about one-half* as rough as France. The 'United Kingdom is comparatively poor ly off, with 265,000 miles of wire, while) British India is somewhat better equipped.—Nation’s Business. What Every Grad Knows Timely taffy from the Washington Star: “College commencement develops) interesting essays on current events. All some of them need is political) (backing to make them respected and.1 influential expressions of statesman ship.”—Boston Transcript. Tuff ’un, That! Dick--A man shouldn't ever deceive his wife. Tom—Well, if he didn’t, how would he ever get her in the first place? Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern. , Sad Case Bunny—So Rabbit’s wife left him. Cottontail -Yes, indeed. Why, after only three months the poor sap ran out of names so half their children didn’t get labels at all. 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The «reatest time and temper aaver ever Invented. 1 prepaid. William H Tot'er, Aristas. Pm. The Old Home Town gJJTKi&T6N«n cS?ECIt** SUMMER ) ^oBe s - Co°k srov e s 0c I <5R)ND S7DNES WASHB0/4ER; I paE.SH_piK\g IftQAUNCf BOARDS /DONT STOP Y To PLAT / MARBLES AT/ th'uvert STABUSV^ 111 CANDIES 0 „ u from y U LAST'ftAR "y 7 * / fc'^ecr/d* L /VESSlR. \7/ (\ SRADOKTCt>) <£ OUT ! FOURTH / ^ \readerJV^ PETE DRUMMOND PEUVEREPA NEW WASH „ 1 Board and two fish Pol^s to ed wurulers home TODAY- THERE'S no DOUBT MOW AS TO WHO IS NL<50/nc5 ON A VAOAT/QM ._ BY NCA Fliers Given Welcome AMUNDSEN »„* ELDSWOETH Uni*. ""ryg*"..■•"-t.■"■■T'^1-■< " .!. . Roald Amundsen, explorer, and I>lncoln Ellsworth were given a great welcome at Oslo, Norway, as they were drawn through the streets In a royal carriage after the ir return from their unsuccessful at tempt to fly to the North Pole. TODAY v at.'. BY ARTHUR BRI8BANE Mr. Rockefeller has given $1,000, 000 to Chicago’s Divinity school. What will they teach with the money, round or flat earth, evolution of Insects, fishes, birds, mammals, plus Jonah and the whale, and the sun that stood still to oblige Joshua? That monkey trial has raised many questions. Mr. Bryan says evolution is an at tack on the church, meaning, of course, his church. Suppose it is, that should not wor ry the devout. True religion has Di vine power back of it. Evolution has only Darwin, Huxley, Haeckc* and other mortals. Why does Mr. Bryan worry? Does he doubt the power of om nipotence to take care oi Itself and the truth? The confidence of those fundamen talists in their Supreme Being seems weaker than that of a colored man in his grave-yard rabbit’s foot. Time upsets old precedents, you’ll observe. Bryan, Protestant, repre sents in that monkey trial the right of one set of men to tell others what they shall think, believe and preach. Dudley Field Malone, Roman Cath olic, on the other side, defends the right of man to rely on his own Intel ligence and think as he pleases. Quite a change, since Luther nailed his statement to the church door at Wittenberg. It says in the 10th verse of the 96th Wonderful Behavior. From the Christian Register. ’’Did you behave In church?" asked an Interested relative when Junior re turned from the service. ’’Course I did,’’ replied Junior. "I heard a lady back of us say she never saw a child behave so.” Logical, From the Kansas City Star. "But," protested#Regina!d, “don’t you cook much more for dinner than we can use. dearie?" “Of course,” returned the young wife. "Of course, I do, Silly! If I didn't, how could I economize by making leftover dishes?" Psalm: “The vorld also shall be established that it shall not be moved.” That is enuogh for one deeply re ligious preacher in Tennessee. He denies indignantly that the earth goes around the sun and says earth is flat not round. A fundamentalist Is bound to ad mit the reasonableness of that state ment. If the world was "established that it shall not be moved,” of course it can’t move. And that shows how foolish it is to take things literally. The earth is established, so that it cannot be moved out of the orbit. It is “established" by the power of gravitation, in its path around the sun. It stays in that path, turning on its axis, so that your house moves around 25,000 miles every 24 hours. As the earth turns, it travels hun dreds of millions of miles around the sun each year, and with the sun. As that great organized furnaco rolls through space, it travels other hundreds of millions of miles. The j figures are rather complicated for a 1 genuine fundamentalist. ——————— Iaiigl Cornaro, who built handsome J palaces in Venice and formulated a ] plan to drain the Venetian marshes, made up his mind more than 400 years ago to study food and its ef fect on human beings. When he was 40 years old, having lived hard, his doctors said his life was about over. j That interested him. He investigated ! his own health, ate carefully 12 ounces of solid food, 16 ounces of wine dally, wrote a book on health when past 90, and died at 102, having writ ten to the pope, “I had to live to be Slight Overalght. From the Rotary Punch. Boss: "Say, where In blazes are you two worthless niggers going? Wfcy don’t you get to work?’’ Mose: ‘'We’se working, boss. We’se carrying dls heah plank up to de mill." Boss: "Plank! I don’t see any plank.’’ Mose: "Well, for de Eord's cake, Sam! Ef we haln't gone and clean forgit de plank!” Paul Doyon, a blind pianist, won the 1925 Prix d’Europe in the annual com petition held at the Quebec Academy of Music. The Prlx d’Europe consists of a purse of M,000 and was founded by the Quebec government some years ago. It entitles the winner to two years in Europe. 90 to know that the world la beauti ful.” Judge Gary, head of the big steel corporation, near 70 years old and In perfect health, Is studying the ques tion of diet In 1925 and practicing what he preaches. How long will he live? To 120 probably, if he will re member that the brain also needs rest. In Henry Ford’s own workshop at Dearborn you see as fine a building as there is In the world, a genuine temple to science. All down the middle of the build ing, 1,000 feet long, there Is a wide strip of highly polished floor. On either side rows of the most highly skilled mechanics in the world are employed, working out new Ideas. Nothing is made there to bo sold. When the work is over, the long strip of smooth floor is used for dancing. Henry Ford dances and sets the example. But he doesn’t know the "Charleston,” a mixture of wiggling and stamping. This man who leads in modern industry is still dancing the polka. In a distressingly jerky fashion. He can waltz too, but he keeps turning one way all the time, he loses his step if he tries to turn the other way. "The old dances are In the blood of the American people and they will nevc-r die,” says Ford. However, he is willing to let others wiggle as they choose. In fact he has hired a teacher that his employes may learn modern dances. You are solemnly warned by Mr. Cyrus H. K. Curtis in the biggest type that he ever uses, and this is the warning: “Every dollar sent to Russia from America to buy conces sions there is Immediately sent back to the United States to be used in bolshevist propaganda, undermining our government.” Isn’t that dreadful? One njilllon agitators in this coun try have sworn to destroy the United States government and set up bol shevism. It is at least a comfort to know that all money sent to Russia is sent back to be spent here. As for the "1,000,000 agitators that have been sent over to destroy this government" remember, for your own comfort, that there are 10,000,000 owners of corner lots who have sworn to keep the government going, at least until they have sold their lots for what they think they are worth. And that won’t happen for a long time. While you hear aimless, foolish and highly ignorant court discus sion about evolution, it might inter est you to read a little book called "The Mongolian In Our Midst.” In that book, a learned biologist dem onstrates the theory that the three races of men, African, white and Mongolian, are descendants of the three great apes, gorlllus, orang outangs and chimpanzees. One way to cure the reckless driver might be to sentence him to walk for a while.—Canton Daily News. LOVELINES3. Sydney Dobell. And thou liest among the bells And blossoms, and lookest up to any star, And thinkest in some angel's face to read The mystery of beauty. Loveliness Is precious for its essence; time and space Make it nor near far nor old nor new, Celestial nor terrestrial. Seven snowdrops Sister the Pleiads, the primrose is kin To Hesper, Hesper to the world to come! Patriotism’s Cash Dividends. From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. In May the Elk Hills oil properties showed a total revenue of $194,374. Operating expense for the same peri od amounted to $6,419. These are the lands which Mr. Dohcny'leased from the government in a burst of patriotic fervor. If patriotism is, as Dr. John son said, the last refuge of scound rels, it is also the first resort of the oil magnate in search of handsome cash dividends. When Alaska was bought by the United States, the names Walrussis, American Siberia, Zero Island and °olario were suggested. I Recalls Fox*s Remark About Saar Grape* Senator Kenneth McKellar of Ton lessee vtun talk Ing about Muscle Shoal*. , "These trust* now turn up tlielr iv.'«es lit Muscle Shoal**’ fee said. “They lnmilt Muscle Shoal* Sour grapes. "It’s like the chap wbo proposed 1o the pretty girl at Palm Reach. The pretty girl, to his astenislunent and rage, turned hits down. Then, weeing Ills face all pale and contorted fta the moonlight, she sold gently: ■ “ ‘Oh, don’t take It so to heart, Mr. Featherstonhaagh. There are other •girls, you know. There's Mae Winter bottom, Temple Monetaroraary, ¥3<n?ior ilMcltlllleuddy and K. Blityme Manner i Itig. Any one of them wwM make you ,a better wife than 1/ "L. C. Brace I’enttierstonhsugh unrt • tonal a low oath. " ‘Don’t I know it?’ he grow tod. ‘And if they’d said yes if any one of them four queens had wild yes—do ya*i sup post' 1M luv e come snoopin' around here after you?’ ”—Detroit Free I*re«<. Adequate Admiration The lute Julias Fietecimumnw the yeast king, w as a lover of mtulc, urxl at a dinner at the Lotos club In New York lie said one night: "Few people are able to appreciate music. It would take » IVagaer to appreciate Wagner adequately. Most of as are a little like the tailor. “A tailor had a great desire to hear one of tils patrons, a famous tenor, sing. So the tenor Rare bln tickets for a performance :;f •Tcetes/aart naked him the next duy how he liked tt*e show. “‘Well, how did you Uk* It, Mr. Snips?* “ ‘OF), It was awful, sinipfy nmful.' “‘Awful? How so-?' “ 'Yotir eonf,’ the tailor grew*nett, ‘was too tight under the anBi” German Dairies A good market In tfemumy tor American Holstein dairy '.vires e4 good milk-production ancestry Is reported hy die United States Department of Agriculture. There were MLKM0W cows in Oevman'y before the war. fart only 174200,000' in lOEdi. *ChL-» reduc tion, coincident with an increased de mand for dairy products, resulted hi imports of 118,000,000 pounds «af but ter and 05,000,000 pounds of cheese In 1024, as compared with pre-war tea ports of 111,000,000 pounds of butter 'and 47,000,000 pounds of cheese. Theater Finds New Use In China, a theater does not stand idle at any tiaie. During the usual “dark” hours at the day, Chinese mrr chants engage the various playhouses us a means of getting iuto chwr eon tact with customers and prospective customers. This custom Is particular ly true in Shanghai: A Lady of Distinction Is recognized by the delicate. Marinat ing influence of the perfsne abet mho. A bath with Cuticnra Soap and hot water to thoroughly cleanse the pores followed by a dusting with Ostlrura Talcum powder usually aams a dear, sweet, healthy skin.—AdTCtdamnL Good Answer Itishop William Walter Webb of Wisconsin was asked by a Milwaukee golfer the other day what be thought of Sunday golf. “I think," Bishop Webb answered, “that if the player* don't need a rust, the links do.” Logic "But why are the bricks of lee rreiun so much more expenatre than the bulk?" “Well, nimbi nr, jem know how high tlie wages of the bricklayers are now •, Colombia's Air Service The Colombian gorernmeat ban, granted a subsidy of $(81,060 for tbe es tablishment of the passenger air fserr ice between Battnnqnflla and GJrurdot. to be started at once. Right in His Line “Is Sapleigh really going to marry that old maid?” “Probaby. He's a fiend for antiques." Words of Weight Think before you speak ff you want others to think after you speuk. Say “Bayer Aspirin” INSIST! 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Y.__ What Young Man Will Weal The Cutter—Ilow did you manage to sell that suit which turned out to bu such a terrible misfit? The Clerk—A young chap thought it wus “collegiute.”—Youngstown Tele gram. ___ When the members of a standing committee meet they usually sit down. whenyou greased your car* was it a hard job? Poor grease clogs the passages. It oxidizes, hardens, and fails to lubricate. Grease that does not oxidize and harden—Grease that does not cake and clog the passage—Grease that lubri cates properly—is MonaMotc-r Grease. Stop at the MonaMotor sign and get MsbkKsIse Grease for the next time. It’ll pay yon! SEoaavoh, Hunfaotarliir Co. ^ Council Bluffs, Iowa Toledo, Ohio MonaMotor __Oils & Greases__ CASH FOR DKNTAL GOLD nttlnm. Silver, Diamonds, Magneto Points, False Teeth, Jewelry. Cash by return mall. HOKC 8. A K. CO., OTSEGO, SUCH. RESINOL Soofhinq And He&linq Aids Poor Complexions SIOUX CITY PTG. CO., NO. 31-1925. Porto Rican Flower Factory Kive hundred people will he em ployed In an artificial (lower factory recently established in Porto Rico by a New Yorker. of good, breads least Foam 1 ! Are your children sturdy 2 If your child is delicate, ir ritable,backward inschool, look carefully to the food eaten. Have plenty of good home-made bread. It’s wholesome and children. ^ love its flavors t Send for free booklet **The Art of Baking Bread” Northwestern Yeast Co* 1730North Ashland Ave» Chicago, UL