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The Mother Of A Soldier
By Catherine Elizabeth Hanson
The mother of a soldier I Hats off to her, I say 1
The mother of a soldier who had gone to face the fray.
She gave him to her country with a blessing on his head,
She found his name that morning in the long list of the dead:
“Killed—Sergeant Thomas Watkins, while leading on the rest,
“A bible in his pocket and a picture near his breast 1”
The mother of a coldierl She gave hijn to her land.
She saw him on the transport as he waved his sun-browned
hand,
She saw Old Glory waving and she heard the people cheer,
She clasped her hands and bravely looked away to hide a tear I
Oh, hour of bitter sorrow, oh, hour of supreme joy
When in the hands of Deatiny that mother placed her boy l
The mothers of our soldiers 1 The mothers of our men,
Who see them go and never know when they ’ll come back again!
They gave them to their country to battle and to die
Because the bugles called them and Old Glory waved on high!
The mother of a soldier! Hats off to her, I say,
Whose head is bowed in prayer with its silver threads of gray.
She gave and was not sorry though her poor heart sorely bled
When she found his name that morning in the long list of the
dead:
“Killed—S'ergeant Thomas Watkins, while leading on the rest,
“A bible in his pocket and a picture near his breast l”
The mother of a soldier 1 Hats off to her, I say 1
All honor to her sacrifice on this Memorial Day 1
TODAY
BY ARTHUR BRISBANE
This Is Decoration day. If you want
to honor the dead, do something for
the living. The dead are gone. To
honor them, be a credit to their
country.
Judge McCormick, of the United
States court, decides that when Sec- -
retary Fallj§accepted $100,000 in cash,
in a little black bag, and then turned
over the people’s oil properties to the
gentleman that gave him the cash, he
was "guilty of fraud.” To the ordinary
citizen that seems to be putting It
mildly.
But Judge McCormick’s decision
will fill with horror many of our
"best minds.”
A "big lawyer,” representing those
that got the oil lands that Fall sold
for cash, announces that h# will ap
peal the case, and adds, "I have no
further comment to make on Judge
McCormick's decision.”
That statement shows great self
restraint.
"Learned counsel," If It had spoken
Its mind fully, would have said:
“Things have Cv.me to a pretty pass
when a man worth one hundred mil
lions or so, and badly in need of a
hundred million more, cannot keep
the property that he buys from a
public official with his own good
money.
"It is well known that you cannot
get what you want from the people
in this country without bribing men
in office, and so of course you have
got to bribe them. What an outrage
it is for a judge to set aside a little
arrangement of that kind."
The every day American will be in
terested in the appeal proceedings,
first to the circuit appeals court and
then to the supreme court of the
United States. The face and the
"mind” of any Judge who should de
cide that'bribing a public official to
deliver public property is a normal
business transaction ought to be an
interesting study.
For everything that you get yoa
Dr. Stratton may say that the en
trance to the Fosdlck church sky
scraper ought to be a needle’s eye
big enough to let a Rolls-Royce roll
through, but the average man will
"from the catacombs of Rome
to a skyscraper Is progrese."
Beeauae the old British aristocracy
•an no longer afford to buy hand-made
lace, and the machine-made product
satisfies the new rich, a famous lace
making concern in Bond street, London,
has closed Its doors. The firm was es
tablished In the eighteenth century, and
at one time sold lace cuff ruffles to
London dsndtsa
must give something. The Hodge
brothers, growing alfalfa by Irriga
tion on the Mojave desert, will tell
you that for every pound of alfalfa
you raise you must give BOO pounds
of water—a million pounds of wnter
for every ton produced. The thing
can be calculated with mathematical
precision.
The coal mine owners tell you that
for what they get "they" must do
something. For every million tons of
coal produced three men lost their
lives. They are killed by gas, by cav
ing In of W’alls, by flood, accidents
to elevators. The thing Is calculated
with mathematical precision, like the
suicides in various seasons of tilt
year.
Every time the big steel company
burns 1,000,000 tons of coal It burns
up three human lives. Every time
you order 10 tons of coal put In your
cellar you are putting in wMth the coal
three one-hundred thousandths of a
human life.
The present human-life cost of coal
has changed for the better. In 1907
1,000,000 tons of coal cost 6.78 deaths.
The American mining congress,
gathered In Cincinnati, seeks a way
to reduce tfie coat to one man to a
million tofas.
Here's something new in religion,
calling for your reverent considera
tion. Rev. Fosdlck, who takes literal
ly the words, "prove all things, hold
fast that which is good," was de
nounced by fundamentalists Jvho re
luctantly accept the theory that the
world Is round.
You knew that Dr. Fosdlck wcoild
not be burned alive tn 1925, as he
certainly would have been In 1425,
but hardly expected that ho would
be made pastor of the flock In which
John D. Rockefeller Is & humble lamb.
Yet, that has happened. The stone
vthat was rejected by the fundamen
talist. or solid, reinforced concrete
department of the church, has been
made the k,eystone of the arch, In a
church so rich that It could rebuild
Solomon's temple of solid ivery.
Dr. John Roach Stratton mourns
over "the deteriorating Influence of
great wealth on religion," but what
The unenlightened mind wonders
what difference partial or complete
'Submersion can possibjy make to the
ruler of ^he universe, with its solar
systems, nebulae, comets*, all rolling
In/Infinite space and endless time.
But with such questions the mind
unenlightened should not presume to
deal.
OM Jute from the swamps of India
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THE BOND
From Monahan Post News.
At the litjtle cemetery of Sureo
nes, overlooking Paris, on Me
morial Day of 1919, President Wil
son closed his address with these
words:
“Here I stand, consecrated In
spirit to the men who were once
my comrades and who are now
gone, and who have left me under
eternal bonds of fidelity.”
What better time than this
Memorial Day for us to take stock
of ourselves, our alms and en
deavors, and, In giving reverent
and confident thought to the
memory of Alonzo Cudworth and
of the others, gone before, whom
he so truly typifies, to renew our
pledge to continue faithful to tho
“eternal bonds?”
will he say when he reads the condi
tions on wrhich Dr. Fosdick takes tho
Rockefeller Job? Dr. Fosdick comes
In with a "now we’ll sing a new song”
set of stipulations.
First, he will not accept more than
$5,000 salary. How about that, and
“deteriorating great wealth," Dr.
Stratton?
Second, Dr. Fosdick will not preach
in that too grand, brand new church
that wastes a Park avenue area bet
ter suited to fine, tall flats, with
stores below.
If the Rockefeller church wants
Fosdick, it must build a new church.
And the new church must be a sky
scraper, like the one planned by Dr.
Relsner.
It must have a church with a huge
building built around it, sleeping
rooms for the young that might stray
In a gTeat city, swimming pools, h
great gymnasium, a hall where young
people may dance, a fine library and
no objection whatever to Darwin's
books, any more than to John Bun
yan’s.
And all kinds of Christians must
be allowed and encouraged to use the
church, which Is as good as saying
that there may be room In heaven
for a Unitarian, a hard-shelled Bap
tist, and a Quaker to sing, side by
side.
And then Dr. Fosdick surprises you
by his stipulation that the church
shall not demand "baptism by Immer
sion."
There must be good reasons for
that, although the Ignorant layman
would say, "why not complete Im
mersion? At least that means a bath,
and back In the night of time, ideas
of baptism and cleanliness may havs
been closely associated."
The Sheaves
Where long the shadows of the wind
bad rolled
Green wheat was yielding to the
I change assigned,
And as by some vast magic un
dlvlned
The world was turning slowly Into
gold;
Like nothing that was ever bought
or sold
It waited there, the body and the
mind,
And with a mighty meaning of a
kind
That tells the more the more it is
not told.
So in a land where all days are not
fair,
Fair days went on till on another
day
A thousand golden sneaves were ly
ing there,
Shining and still, but not for long
to stay—
As If a thousand girls with golden
hair
Might rise from where they slept
and go away.
The way to discourage these gen
tlemen and make them less verbose
In their apologies for the United
States, would be for Ih-esldent Cool
ldge to apply a strict censorship to
■ the business of exchanging American
cash for European bonds.
The first thing to do would be to
stop that “rakeoff* on borrowed prin
cipal, a most disgraceful kind of
financial “meanness." It represents
the sort of usury that ought to put
the usurers lh Jail, where the opinions
about their own' country wouldn't
sound so Important
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