Long Beach, Cal., June 23;—“I
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year-old grandchild.
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bobbed hair I
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children’s hair so beautiful and to
give them such clear, healthy com
plexions. I have had only two
rules: Resinol Soap and good plain
food.
You have one good booster here
in the west not only for California
but for the Resinol products.”
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Village^of “Torchys”
A village near Swansea, in south
Wales, lays claim to the world cham
pionship as- a red-haired community.
The auburn predominance lias re
mained unchanged for centuries. Defi
nite types persist in many villages in
south Wales, because they are con
servative in their marring.' relations,
rarely going outside their own “clan”
to find a partner, according to a local
medical officer.
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‘‘Did yore boy, Bearcat, and Gabe
GIggery’s kid have much of a fight
tuther day?” asked an acquaintance.
“Nope S” returned Gap Johnson of
Rumpus Ridge. “They just blacked
each other's eyes and bunged each
other's noses, 'stead of pitting my gun
and Gabe's bowie knife, and going at
it right.”—Kansas City Star.
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poultry stuffing makes it light and
Huffy and prevents any sogginess?
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became Insane when she was eighteen
and lias been confined in the asylum
for the last 90 years.
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Perhaps We Worry Too Much About
Finding Ways to Make Europe Love Us
From the Kansas City Star
Victor Murdock has been figuring on ways to make the world love
America and believes he has hit on the right one. The trouble has
been America has become too rich, too powerful, too materialistic for
this envious world, and the hatred and distrust felt for it are the natural
feelings of peoples whose genius h»s found expression in other ways.
They can’t understand a people that is content to make things on a
grand scale—buildings and bridges and skyscrapers—merely for utility's
sake, to return a profit in money.
America can remove this misunderstanding, Mr. Murdock thinks, by
turning its civilisation to esthetic account, by going in for creative arts
and showing that Americans are not merely money grubbers. Mr.
Murdock does not say whether this might be expected to make us as
poor sb Europe, and therefore no longer objects of envious hatred, but
he does seem to think it would somehow take off the curse of success.
If more of us would compose muslo, paint pictures, carve staiues and
write novels, this country would be looked upon with a kindlier eye
abroad and what’s mors it would survive longer. Otherwise it’s the
fate of Rome for us.
Mr. Murdock thinks we could do these things, too. He has maae
a calculation (that service of his on the federal trade commission has
made him a little statistical) and finds that of our 110,000,000 people
105,000,000 are qualified to write novels. It’s a terrible thought, and
we hope Mr. Murdock is mistaken—we hc*pe it’s only 105,000. That
many are writing novels now, we believe, and we had hoped that was
our ultimate capacity. If the efforts of 106,000 novelists have not made
Europe love us, wonld those of 105^590,000? It seems doubtful, especially
if we consider the possibility that, after all, it may be these 106.000
novelists who have r. ade Europe hate us. They have had that effect
on some Americans.
Mr. Murdock calls these things spiritual and cultural, but there
again he may be mistaken, We have read quite a few American novels
that did not strike us as b9iug either spiritual or cultural. They had
a deal about love in them but not about love for America. They may
strike Europeans the same way if Europeans should chance to read
them, which we hope tlp-ey don’t
Frankly: we suspect that if Europeans don’t admire the things we
do well, they wouldn’t be likely to admire the things we do ill.
After all, it may not be important whether Europe loves us or not
AINTSUPPOSEDTOITIS: A NA
TIONAL MALADY '
(A Rhymed Editorial.)
Republicans and Democrats and S\>
cialists admit
That this country's pretty nifty but
there's something wrong with it.
And each Democrat, Republican and
Socialist is sure
Urn he knows just what’s the mat-,
ter and he has the only cure.
I do not say that they are wrong; K
do not say they're not.
Their theories may be all right and
maybe they’re all rot.
ITrt a careful diagnosis of the body
politic
Shows we’ve aintsupposedtoitis and
we’re very, very sick.
Say tne baby grand needs tuning.
The piano tuner comes
And reduces you to madness with
his thump-te turn;) te-tums.
“Would you mind," you ask politely,
“screwing tight jhir. nV'slc shelf?’’
Ansars he, "I ain’t suiibosed to. You
could do dot job yourself!”
Come the plumbers with their
wrenches. Having torn apart the
sink,
That a tee will be required they're a
bit Inclined to think.
Did they bring one? No, they didn’t
Will they get one? They will not.
No, and why? They ain’t supposed to.
Who Is? You are. Off they trot.
There’s the laundress r.ho’s suppos
ed to wash the shirts and not the
sheets.
There’s the gardener who's supposed
to raise the phlox but not the
beets.
From the file clerk In the office to
the drummer in the band
Runs this aintsupposrdtoitis epi
demic through the land.
But the remedy is simple, oiwa tho
trouble’s diagnosed;
It’s a dose of Ext. of Doalittlemore
thanyoursupposed.
And if we can find some doctor who
will make us drink the stuff—
What? Who? Me? I ain’t supposed
to. Why can’t you? I’ve done
enough!
—Baron Ireland, In the Saturday
i&venlng Post.
Who Owe the Ra'lroads7
By Edmund A. Whitman, In Scrib
ner's Magazine.
There la a persistent rumor fre
quently fostered by railway execu
tives, that stockholders own the rail
roads. Nothing could be further
from the truth. There are multi
tudes of owners of ra lroad securi
ties, but that they own the railroads
Is a complete misconception of the
facts. Ownership implies the right
to manage and dispose of property
,t will, or at least subject to limited
,‘estrlctJons; but what control do the
stockholders have over the roads it
Is alleged that they ova?
In the first ptase, no man, or body
of men, can build a railroad, or even
an ex'-ension 6? an existing road,
without an eradication by a public
body that "public convenience and
necessity require''’ such construction.
When the road is built it cannot be
sold, mortgaged, or leased without
the consent of such body; neither
can It, or any part of it, be discon
tinued or abandoned, even tempor
arily, without such consent. More
over, In the operation of the railroad
the public dictate the rates that may
be charged, the wages to be paid,
the hours the employes shall work,
and the number of employes who
shall operate trains. The public
direct the establishment of new sta
tions and spur tracks, control the
changes of grade, overhead or de
pressed crossings, and may direct
^he distribution and supply of cars
and locomotives and various details
of ear and locomotive design. Even
In corporate transactions such as
purchasing supplies, the Issue of new
Had Use for the Ten.
From the Boston Transcript.
A South Carolina negro sent a mes
sage to an acquaintance In North Caro
lina, reading: “Sam, I heard you is
dead. If you is, telegram me. If you
ain't, send me $10."
The recipient, who had about recov
ered from recent gunshot wounds,
wired back: “I is dead. Vour ten will
be applied to a coffin."
A string of beads originally worn
by Queen Tletoria Is a prized pos
session of a young woman of Andover,
Hat)' The beads were a present from
her great-aunt, who w'« a s*rviy< of
1 Qie qiSMn.
BEAUTY AND SEX
Los Angeles Times.
The other day a school-teacher
severely punished a boy pupil for
using rouge and cosmetics on his
face. The youth argued that he
had as much right to shine up
his map as any of the girls, but
the teacher felt differently and
rendered punishment according
ly. There seems to be a feeling
that when It comes to a stern and
relentless showdown a boy has as
much right to e lipstick as If he
wore a skirt. Anyhow, it will only
be a matter of a little time before
some of our seal-topped heroes
will be carrying vanity cases of
their own.
securities, the consolidation with,
and acquisition of other railroads,
all are subject to public control in a
greater or less degree, and finally, no
one may be a director or officer of
more than one railroad without the
consent of the public.
Chances of a Favorable Eclipse.
‘ “Not one person In a thousund,
the country over, has seen success
fully a total solar eclipse, but that
proportion wifi have to be changed
to one in 10 or 20 if th-e morning of
January 24 is clear. If It is cloudy,
however, we can, as suggested be
fore, contemplate stellar eclipses-phll
osophlcally, or be satisfied with lunar
on partial solar eclipses or wait seven
and one-half years until, in the sum
mer of 1932 (the last day of August),
the tall end of a total eclipse sweepe
down at sunset from the Canadian
Arctic and crossing eastern Canada
and eastern New England, goes Into
tho sea n little outside of Cape Cod.
From the astronomer’s point of vie\4
t'ne eclipse In January will not b«
fevorable. In the first place, the sun
will be too near the southeastern
horizon for most satisfactory ob
serving conditions. In the second
place, the path of totality crosses a
region of uncertain weather. Chances
of a clear sky are far below 50 per
cent. The insurance rates will be
high. Expensive preparations for
observations cannot wisely be un
dertaken. Probably the best chance
for success, according to meteorolo
gical data, is in Connecticut or the
eastern part of Rong Island, or, still
better, in an airplane at a high alti
tude above all possible clouds.
“A third unfavorable aspect of the
coming eclipse is the brevity of
totality—only 117 seconds, for in
stance where the center of the path
crosses the lower Hudson River.”
Nearer to Stability.
From the Boston Transcript.
Mr. Hoover’s general conclusion is
that not only the United States but
the whole world, with the exception of
Russia and China, has made a dfs
- tinct advance during the past year
toward social, economic and political
stability. The evidence of our own
betterment is ample. It is indicated
by Secretary Hoover In the broad
strokes which he uses in painting the
picture of our industrial and com
mercial situation. Point after point
he touches, with here a shrewd ob
servation, there a word of warning, at
another place a fruitful suggestion.
On the statistical side his showing is
well fortified. The meanings which
he reads into the returns of manu
facture, transportation, shipping, for
eign commerce, the accumulation of
American capital, may be challenged
by some, but none can deny the
authority with which he marshals thf
details or the keenness wit!, which he
elucidates their significance. This of
ficial statement, coming from the De
partment of Commerce on the ftrsT
day of the New Year, will be taker
by the country as abundant reason
for facing the coming months in a
spirit of hopefulness, though it war
rants no business man or captain of
industry in going ahead as if every
element of uncertainty had been re
moved and as if an attitude of un
blinking optimism were Justified.
The Race With Death.
From Wroe’s Writings.
The boss had compiled a list with
recommendations for increases in sal
aries and the stenog's name was not
among them. It was natural that she
should be peeved. In revising the list,
one name had to be omitted because
of the death of the employe.
"It's too bad Williams died before he
got his raise, isn't it?" asked the boss
with proper svr.Npathy.
"Yes, indeed,” replied the stenog with
suspicious sweetness, "but I think any
one Is liable to in this office.”
According to the report of the com
missioner of navigation, American
ships In the merchant marine now
number 27,017 shit
Times Go By Turn*.
The lopped tree In time may grow
again,
Most naked plants renew both fruit
and flower;
The sorriest wight may find release
of pain,
The driest soil suck In some moisten
ing shower;
Times go by turns, and chances by
course,
From foul to fair, from better hap
to worse.
The sea of Fortune doth not over
ffc>w,
She draws her favors to the lowest
ebb;
Her tides hare equal times to com*
and go.
Her loom doth weave the fine and
coarsest web;
No Joy so great but runneth to an
end,
No hap so hard but may In fin*
amend.
Not always fall of leaf, nor ever
spring.
No endless night, yet not eternal
day;
The saddest birds a season find to
sing,
The roughest storm a calm may
soon allay;
Thus, with succeeding turns, God
tempereth all,
That man may hope to rise, yet fear
to fall.
A chance may win that by mis
chance was lost; *
That net that holds no great, takes
little fish;
In some things all. In all things
none are crossed;
Few all they need, but none have all
they wlfili.
Uurr.ingled joys here to no man be
fall;
Who least, hath some; who most,
hath never all.
—Robert Southwell.
A Passion For Mending.
Gilbert T\ Symonds, In Harper’s.
The fact is that to me and others
bo Inclined, this old world has a
pathetic way of falling to pieqes
and of mutely appealing, like the
Greek corpse upon the strand, for
someone to lend a kind hand for
pity’s sake. Manufacturers and ar
tisans who go to work by the hooter
affect to despise us. They think
themselves a robuster race, creators
Indeed, because, forsooth, they
fashion things de novo out of whole
stuff. All wo tinkers ask in our de
*rnse is for some one to toll us how
.ong this world would get on without
those humble attentions by which we
replace into life the things which fall
out in the march. Ycur manufac
turer puts things together passably
enough for a tUrAe of rest, but with
out affection and with no knowledge
of who shall use them. Let the rack
of use once begin, and then who is
it that weeps to mark how screws
work loose, nuts drop off, edges dull,
springs break, seams open, bearings
shriek, and frail parts end?
Some good souls lose their temper
over this side of life, and mention
the devil or the perversity of things.
I am more inclined to think that an
alarm clock, for instance, after hav
ing been hanged into existence in a
factory, has a right to go by fits and
starts, or even to stop altogether
until one of us with a littlo kindli
ness in him makes sympathetic in
quiry what might inwardly be the
matter with the poor thing.
When Is Driver Drunk?
From Philadelphia Ledger.
A ruling by the Connecticut Motor
Vehicle Commission that “any per
son who drinks and then operates a
par must be considered drunken"
may sound drastic and will be cer
tain to provoke controversy, but its
universal adoption as a standard for
the guidance of magistrates would as
surely lend to eliminate one class of
drivers which is a menace to life and
limb on the public highways. When
drunkenness begins and what is an
intoxicant are moot questions upon
which there is no prospect of agree
ment. Hut there ought to be no dif
ference of opinion on the proposition
that the person permitted to operate
a powerful motor on the highways
should be required to keep his facul
ties keen and alert; and there ought
also to be rittle dispute over the fact
that the use of alcqjiol as a beverage’
Is at least a contributing cause of
reckless and Incompetent driving. If
it were possible to enforce the Con
necticut rule, there would be fewer1
auto fatalities.
Versatile Operators.
From the Public Ledger.
The city of Manila is installing tht
dial phonr system; but the dial does
not help 'ihe phone operator, who in
that city must master three languages,
to qualify, according to Miss Helen.'
\Varthen, an American phone opera
tor there.
"Our operators must speak Span
ish. English and the Filipino dialect,
which in Manila only is understand®'
able with a good knowledge of Span
ish. Manila has made rapid pro
gress In five years In phone and wire
less, and we are expecting shortly
to converse directly with the United
States," she says.
Would Recognize Hla.
From the Pittsburgh Chronic'e-Tele
graph.
The bus was filled inside, the weath
er being very bad, but Mrs. Cox, feeling,
gure that there was room for one more,
entered the bus, and, seating herself
wedgellke between two of the pas.aen
geers, soon contrived by sheer weight
to make herself quite comfortable.
No one observed Mr. Cox, who, de
spite the pouring rain, made the heat
of a had job outside.
Presently the conductor came to col
lect the fares.
■'Take two fares; my husband is on
top," commanded Mrs. Cox.
“Can’t your husband pay his own
fere? How am I to know which is
your husband?"
“Take two feres, yoemg man-one
for me and one for my husband.”
“Very well, ma’aml” replied the con
ductor. “I think I can picture the soft
of man your husband Is now.”
What Baby Thinks.
From the Country Gentleman.
Glbbleton—Kdlson declares that four
hours’ sleep it night Is enough for any
man.
HriRgs—By Jove! That Is exactly
What my baby thinks.
The number of law suits commenced
In all British courts in the year 1923 was
1,094,627 The number of suits com
menced in the lact year before the war,
1913, was 1,355 200. According to an of
ficial report compiled by, the Lord
Chancellor's Department of the House
of Lords, and presented to Parliament
In November. 1924. the amount of liti
gation fell off almost two-thirds m the
crisis of the war period, as compared
with the conditions in 1913. i
Heavy Life Insurance
Carried by Americans
Itodman Wnnnmaker, famous mer
chant of New York and Philadelphia,
is tlie most insured man in the world,
yet lie is not satisfied. He Is paying
premiums on policies totaling $6,000,
000 and Is seeking more insurance. Ac
cording to specialists, $7,500,000 Is tBe
maximum nmount of any risk on one
man's life and Mr. Wanamaker hopes
to reach this amount. He waa the
first man to apply for a million dollar
policy and now at the age of slxty-one
Is considered a good risk, aa his health
Is extraordinarily good. Pierre Da
Pont, member of the famous Delawtu**
family, carries the .second largest
amount of Insurance. His policies ag
gregate $4,000,000. Among other Hold
ers of hig policies are: Adolph Zukor,
the motion-picture magnate, with $3,
715,00(1; Janies C. Penney and Perry
A. Rockefeller with $3,000,000 each;
J. P. Morgan, with $2,750,000; William
Fox, with $2,850,000; It. *1 Benslnger,
with $2,500,000 and WUt Hays with
$2,000,000.
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Stream Make* Trouble
*■ An underground river exists in the
city of London, and architects and en
gineers of new buildings under con
struction near the Bank of England
are caused much trouble by this hid
den stream, which, though covered up
and forgotten irr the Sixteenth century,
still flows. The deep basements of
new buildings near it have to be wa
tertight tanks. The course of the Wal
brook is right under tb* Rank of Eng
land nnt' may give trouble when the
new building is erected. The Wal
brook was a tidal river—being appar
ently 30 to 40 feet wide at high tide—
and it is still tidal. The river is about
30 feet beneath tmc level of the ground
at the bank. When the new hank is
constructed it may be advisable to run
the stream through pipes.
Boschee’s Syrup
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throat and lung inflammation. The
constnnt irritation of a rough keeps
the delicate mucus membrane of the
throat and lungs in a congested con
dition, which BUSCHKE'S SYRUP
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reason it has been a favorite house
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chitis and especially for lung troubles
in millions of homes all over the
world for the lust fifty-eight jeers,
enabling the patient to obtain a good
night's rest, free from coughing with
easy exploration In the morning.
You can buy ROSCIIEE’S SYRUP
wherever medicines are sold.—Adv.
Duck Had Traveled Far
\ duck, killed by diaries Olessner
of Oneida, S. Ik, lwd e bone arrow
head imbedded In its breast. It is be
lieved that tlie arrowhead, which is as
sharp as a needle and only an inch in
length, is made from walrus bone. The
meat around the arrowhead was in
perfect condition and indicated that
the wound must have been healed for
several weeks. Apparently tills duck
was a visitor from *» tmr north as the
Arctic circle.
Everything that is wise has been
thought already. We can only try to
think It once more.
Atlas
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Original “Pale” Irish
The “Pale" was a district, in Ireland
within which English sovereignty and
law were acknowledged after the in
vasion of the Island by Henry II in
1172. This territory varied in extent
at different times; but In a general
way comprised the counties of Dub
lin, Meath, Carlow, Kilkenny and
Louth. The word “pale" is derived
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