WOMAN SO ILL GOULD NOT WORK Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound Stopped Her Suf fering and Restored Her Health Momence, Illinois.—“I surely can rec ommend your medicine to other women wno nave iemaie weakness, as it has helped me very much in every way possi ble. I was working in a dining room in town, and sometimes I could not do my work ; had pains in the lower part of my body and had to stay in bed. One of my neighbors told me what good Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable Compound did for her, and it haa surely done wonders for me. I hope all women who suffer will take my advice aa the Vegetable Com pound has done so much to bring back my vigor and strength. Mrs. Albert EL Deschaud, Momence, Illinois. Over 121,000 women have so far re plied to our question, “Have you re ceived benefit from taking Lydia EL Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound ? ” 98 per cent, of those replies answer * ‘Yes. ” That is 98 out of every 100 women who take this medicine for the ailments for which it is recommended are ben efited by it. For sale by druggists ' everywhere. Don’t take chances of your homes or mules being laid up with Distemper, Influenza, I’lnk Eye, Laryngitis, Heaves, Coughs or Colds. Give “aPOim’8" to both the sick and the well ones. The standard remedy for 30 years. Give "SPOIITCS*’ for I»og Dis temper. 60 cents and 91.30 at drug stores. BI’OHN MEDICAL CO. GOSIIEN, IND. Dq.HUMPHREYSj jI ___,. At the first sign of a cold take Dr. Humphreys’ “Tl." Colds are danger ous. "77 keeps colds away—and for breaking up a cold— 77” is famous. Keep It handy. Ask your druggist for ”77’’ to day. or. writs us. FREE.—Dr. Humphreys* Manual. (112 pages.) You should read It. 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All druyclaU Nil Baataol Soap aid (Mb taunt. 15he Ragged Edge by Harold MacGrath . 2 “Come, lad; let’s have it,’ said McClintock. “Anything that concerns Ruth is of interest to me. What happened between Ruth and her father that made him hurry off without passing 1 ordinary courtesies With me?” “I suppose I ought to tell you,” said Spurlock; “but it is understood that Ruth shall never know the truth.” “Not if it will hurt her.” “Hurt her? It would tear her to pieces; God knows she has had enough. Her mother . . Do you recall the night she showed you the face in the locket? Do you remember how sho said—‘If only my mother had lived? Did you ever see any thing more tender or beautiful?” “I remember. Go on and tell me.” When Spurlock had finished the tale, touched here and there by his own imagination, MeClin tock made a negative sign. “So that was it? And what the devil are you doing here, moping alone on the beach? Why aren’t you with her in this hour of bitterness?” “ What can I do?” “You can go to her and take her in your arms.” “I might have been able to do that if you hand’t told me . . . she cared.” “Man, she’s your wife!” “And I am a thief.” “You’re a damn fool, tool” exploded the trader. “I am as God made me.” “No. God gives us an equal chance; but we make ourselves. You are captain of your soul; don’t forget your Henley. But I see now. That poor child, try ing to escape, and not knowing how. Her father for fifteen years and you nowr for the rest of her life! Tell her you’re a thief. Get it off your soul.” “Add that to what she is now Buffering? It’s too late. She would not forgive me.” “And why should you care whether she forgave you or not ? ’ ’ Spurlock jumped to his feet, the look of the damned upon his face. “Why? Because I love her! Because I loved her at the start, but was too big a fool to know it!” His owrn astonishment wras quite equal to McClintock’s. The latter began to heave himself up from the sand. “ Did 1 hear you. . . .” be gan McClintock. “Yes!” interrupted Spurlock, savagely. “You heard me say it! It was inevitable. I might have known it. Another laby rinth in hell!” A smile broke over the trader’s face. It began in the eyes and spread to the lips: warm, em bracing, even fatherly. “Man, man! You’re coming to life. There’s something human about you now'. Go to her and tell her. Put your arms around her and tell her you love her Dear God, what a beautiful mo ment 1” The lire went out ol bpur lock’s eyes and the shadow of hopeless weariness fell upon him. “I can’t make you understand; I can’t make you see things as I see them. As matters now stand, I’m only a thief, not a black guard. What!—add another drop to her cupt Who knows? Any day they may find me. So long as matters remain as they are, and they found me, there would be no shame for Ruth. Can’t I make you see?” ‘‘But I’m telling you Ruth loves you. And her kind of love forgives everything and anything but infidelity.” ‘‘You did not hear her when she spoke to her father; I did.” ‘‘But she would understand you; whereas she will never understand her father. Spurlock : *tis Roundhead, sure enough, Go to her, I say, and take her in your arms, you poor benighted Iron sides! I can’t make you see. Man, if you tell her you love her, and later they took you away to prison, who would sit at the prison gate until your term was up? Ruth. Why am I here— thirty years of loneliness? Be cause I know women, the good and the bad; and because I could not havo the good, I would not 8 take the bad. The woman I wanted was another man’s wifo. So here I am, king of all I sur vey, w “You are very good to me, Hoddy.” Something reached down into his heart and twisted it.But he [ held the smile until she turned away from the curtain. Ho dressed mechanically; so many moves this way, so many moves that. The evening breeze came the bamboo shades on the ver anda clicked and rasped; the loose etjges of the manuscript curled. T<> prevenT the leaves ipoqi blowing about, should a blow developed, he distributed paper weights. Still unconscious^ of anything he did physically He tried not to think—of Ruth with her mother’s locket, of ter misguided father, taking his lone ly way to sea. He drew compel lingly upon his new characters to keep him out of this meloncholy channel; but they ebbed and eb bed; he could not hold them. Enschede: no |mman emotion should ever ,again shuttle be tween him and God. As if God would not continue to mock him so long as his brain held a human thought! God had giv en him a pearl without price - and he had misunderstood until this day. McLlintock was in a gay mood at dinner that night; but he did not see fit to give these children the true reason. For a long time there had been a standing of fer from the company at Cope ley’s to take over the McClintock plantation; and today he had decided to sell. Why? Because he knew that when these two young -people left, the island would become intolerable. For nearly thirty years he had lived here in contented loneliness; then youth had to come aiid fill him with discontent. He would give The Tigress a triple coat of paint, and take these two on a long cruise,— wherever they wanted to go— Roundhead and Seraph, the blun derbus and the flaming angel. And there was another matter. To have this sprung upon them tonight would have been worth a thousand pounds. But his lips were honour-locked. There was a pint of cham pagne and a quart of mineral water (both taboo) at his elbow. In a tall glass the rind of a Syri an orange was arranged in spiral form. The wine bubbled and seethed; and the exquisite bou quet of oranges permeated the room. “I sha’n’t offer any of these to you two,” he said; “but I know you won’t mind me having an imitation king’s peg. The oc casion is worth a dash of the grape, lad. You’re on the way to big things. A thousand dollars is a lot of money for an author to earn.” Spurlock laughed. “Drink your peg; don’t botfrer about me I wouldn’t touch the stuff for all the pearls in India. A cup of lies. I know all about it.” (To Be Continued.) SAFETY DRIVE SEEKS PLEDGES FROM AUTOISTS New York.—A drive for signa tures of 400,000 drivers of motor vehicles in New York to a safe driving pledge has been started by Barron Collier, multimillion aire Special Deputy Police Com missioner In charge of the Bureau of Public Safety. The pledge which drivers are being asked to sign reads: “I hereby promise that I will obey all traffic regulations, watch out for children and pedestrians, and drive safely at all times to the end that the appalling sacri fice of life, caused by carelessness, may be stopped and the streets of New York city made safe.” After signing the pledge the dri ver is given a certificate to paste on his windshield, carrying the of ficial seal of the Police Depart ment. Bobbed Sissies? No! Choir Girls Strike Washington. —• Bob-hatred choir girls at the Mount Vernon Place M. E. church south are on strike because of what they consider a ■•slur" aimed at them by an evan gelist, the Rev. Burke Culpepper of Memphis. Preaching to a large congregation, Mr. Culpepper turned, looked at the choir and said: “You bob-haired sissies." Since that day many of the singers have refused to attend his revival services. Immediately after the services short-haired singers held an Indig nation meeting and denounced Mr. Culpepper. The Rev. William A. Lambreth, regular pastor of the church, tried to quell the riot but failed. Told of the action of the girls, Mr. Culpepper renewed his attack. "I’ve had a lot of anonymous let ters and telephone calls since I ex pressed my opinion of bobbed-hair,’* said he. “All I got to say Is If the people who wrote and called me up had spent their time praying they would have had a lot more chance of reaching the pearly gates." The pillars of Hercules are the t—o mountains on either side of the Stri.it of Glbralta—Calpe on the Spanish coast and Abyla, on the African. Ac cording to the fable, they were original - I ly one, and were separated by Herculea. Recommended by an Ohio * Farmer . afcWm, J* -r-su ' W. J. Temple, 292 W. Central Ave., Delaware, Ohio, for five long years could not eat a meal without distress. His trouble was catarrh of the stomach and bowels brought on by exposure. Mr. Temple says: —“A druggist recommended Pe ru-na. I took five bottles and am a well man. While formerly I could not do a day’s work. I now never become fatigued. Pe-ru-na is the best medicine and tonic in the world. It is especially fine for catarrh and colds.” The value of any medicine' is determined by results. Pe-ru-na has ‘been accumulating results for over fifty years. Sold Everywhere Tablets or Liquid Insist upon having the genuine remedy for catarrhal conditions. Vanity Cost Life The Assyrians were a luxurious and beauty-loving people, and both men and women were addicted to an elaborate use of cosmetics. According to history, tlie last monarch, by name Sardana palus, ^dressed and painted like hie women,” and it is due to this vanity that he met his death. One of his gen erals visiting him found him penciling ills eyebrows and stabbed him. 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