RECOMMENDED
BY HER DOCTOR
Found Strength by Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound
Kankakee, Illinois.—“ My mother-fa*'
law always took your medicine for
h[iiiiiiuiiuiiiiiiiinr,a^“^yr,;
it did her so much
good that she in
duced me to take it
for a weakness I had
for a year and a half.
It has strengthened
me and now I have a
nice baby boy. I do
all my own house
work now, andl rec
ommend Lydia E.
liiaabBiMSssa ruiKnam s vegeta
1 ble Compound whenever I have the op
> portunity. I am taking it again for
weakness, as my family doctor has rec
ommended it for this purpose.”—Mrs.
Harry Coulom, 984 N. Harrison Ave.,
Kankakee, Illinois.
Real Evidence of Merit
For the relief of female weakness,
pains and backache, nervousness and
irregularities, with other troubles com
mon to women, Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound is a dependable
medicine.
Its worth is thoroughly established
by such letters as the above. There are
women everywhere, who, having re
ceived benefit, gladly tell other women
about it. For sale by druggists every
where.
i
Emory's Advice
Emory is chubby and usually his
clothes are fairly bursting out. His
new playmate Edwin Is decidedly
skinny.
The other day Edwin came over
with a patent leather belt on his line?
suit, but It was lapped over three or
four inches.
Emory took one glance and the*
Isaid, “You ought to drink milk like 1
•do and you wouldn't waste belt that
way.”—Chicago Tribune.
Say “Bayer Aspirin*’
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“Bayer Cross” on tablets you
are not getting the genuine
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by
millions and prescribed by phy
sicians for 24 years.
o /by** Accepf only 1
Bayer package
which contains proven directions
Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists
Aspirin Is the trade ninrlc of Barer Manu
facture of Moaoaceticacliiester of SaUcyllcaeld
Rainbow Upside Down
Eastport (Maine) folk have seen a
;ood many amazing things, but noth
ing that quite compared with what
■they glimpsed in the sky the other
day—an inverted rainbow. One man
said that the fellow that wanted to
look for the traditional pot of gold
would have to have a long ladder to
find It. Nobody recalls having seen
anything of the sort before.
T | ~ ' ~wiiiiirrr -
! BACK ACHY?
Lams and achy in the morning? Tor
tured with backache all day long? No
wonder you feel worn out and discour
J aged! But have you given any thought
; to your kidneys? Weak kidneys cause
I just such troubles; and you are likely
to have headaches, too, with dizziness,
stabbing pains and other kidney irreg
ularities. Don't risk neglect! Use
, Doan's Pills, a stimulant diuretic to
the kidneys. Doan's have helped thou
sands. They should help you. Atk
your neighbor!
A South Dakota Case
Mrs. R 1 ch^a rd
Howard, Tyndall
S. D„ says: "X had ^
a steady, dul!
acne tnrough myr
kidneys, which’
made me misera-t
ble all over. I1
tired easily and1
at times my kld-J
neys acted lrregu-l
larly. I had head-1
' uuiieH, too. i reaaeua JnuiBS
j about Doan’s Pills and bought some.
One box of Doan’s fixed me up In
first-class condition. I felt one bun
. dred per cent better.”
DOAN’S^
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS
Yoeter-Milbum Co., Mit. Chem.. Bufialo. N. Y.
Cuticur a Talcum
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Boon, Ointaont, Talcum sold everywhere.
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Remover tWiarue-StopeBnlrFamat
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Boast y to Gray aa4 F>M Hah
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THE BA8I8 OF CIVILIZATION
Daniel Webster.
Let us never forget that the
eultivatien of the earth la the
most important labor of man.
Man may be civilized in some
degree without great progress in
manufactures and with little
commerce with his distant neigh
bors. But without the cultivation
of the earth he is. In all coun
tries. a savage. Until he gives
up the chase, and fixes himself in
some place, and seeks a living
from tne earth, he is a roaming
barbarian. When tillage begins,
other arts follow. The farmers,
therefore, are the founders of
civilisation.
TODAY
BY ARTHUR BRISBANE
La Follette won't be bothered with
any official notification. He knows
he is nominated and is at work. His
friends call upon workmen’s unions
to supply money for the campaign.
Will they do it? The answer is
DOUBTFUL.
Workmen know that La Follette
cannot be elected. That la out of
the question. If they choose to give
him a big vote, it may throw the
election into the House and perhaps
thence into the Senate.
La Follette could not be elected In
any case. How much money will
the unions vote for the sake of a
“fine gesture,” knowing that they
can’t win?
Four men were put to death by
electricity within 40 minutes in the
state prison of Trenton, N. J.
One of the four to be killed said,
‘1 wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t spent
ten of my 23 years of life in public
institutions.” He probably told the
truth.
The Jewish system that sends
children to be brought up in individ
ual homes, or, supplies money for
them to be kept with their own
mothers whenever that is possible,
instead of herding them in institu
tions, has shown our “civilization”
what it ought to do.
"Courage” has a thousand defini
tions. The French say it is posses
sed by Miss UminlsKla. She was in
love with Zysmonskl, Polish writer,
in a Paris hospital. When he Buf
fered intense pain, she gave her blood
to be transferred to his body. That
was brave. But as he continued in
agony and the doctors said his case
was hopeless, the young woman got
a revolver, and when he was not
looking, shot and killed her lover.
French enthusiasts say that is the
height of courage.
■"«. ■ . _
As the big Majestic was ploughing
her way to New York, four great
propellers pushing her, William H.
Stanton, assistant cook, jumped over
board. One of the propellers 'struck
his body and cut it in two. As he
jumped he said, “here I go.”
WHERE DID HE GO?
A few would be grateful if he could
put his body together, come back and
answer the question.
A majority of us think little about
it, although before 100 years shall
have passed all the sixteen hundred
million human beings on earth will
have to say “here I go.”
Vacation Tima.
All the world is set to rhyme
Now it is vacation time,
And a swelling flood of Joy
Brims the heart of every boy.
No more rote and no more rule.
No more staying after school
When the dreamy brain forgets
Tiresome tasks the master sets;
Nothing hut to play and play
Through the summer holiday.
Morn oi afternoon may all
Swing ti e bat and catch the ball;
Nimble footed race, and run
Through he meadows in the sun,
Chasing ' lnged scraps of light,
Butterflicj in darting flight.
Or, where willows lean and look
Down at others in the brook, 1
Frolic lor l the stream within,
Every arm a flashing fin.
Where the thorny thickets bar,
There the sweetest berries are;
Where the shady banks make dim
Pebbly penis the shy trout swim;
Where the boughs are mossiest,
Builds th” humming-bird a nest—
These are haunts the rover seeks.
Touch of tan upon his cheeks,
And within his heart the Joy
Known to no one but a boy.
’
All the world is set to rhyme
Now it is vacation time!
—Clinton Scollard, in the New
York Herald.
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Would Unite Canadian Churches.
From the Youth’s Companion.
The proposed union of the Congre
gational, Methodist and Presbyterian
churches In Canada, which was on
the verge of success, has been check
ed by the notion of the Ontario legis
lature, which has added to the en
abling act a clause preserving the
three chur lies as separate entitles
and permitting any Individual
churches that prefer to remain out
side the union to keep the property
owned by the parent organization.
That action has aroused a great deal
of feeling nmong the members of the
three churches, who resent the at
tempt of the state to Interfere In mat
ters of church polity, and who believe
that it is a violent encroachment on
the freedom of the churches.
The Baby’s Wisdom.
From the Lebanon (Ind.) Reporter.
A baby who won’t "show off” when
there's company probably Is only try
ing to teach Its parents a little polite
modesty, but they are usually too
fond and foolish to realize It.
Long and Short of It.
From the Columbia Record.
When things look rosy for the Reds
they are getting blue for the rest of
us.
Caution.
From the Boston Transcript.
The old tradition concerning Scotch
canniness whe n there’s a penny In sight
receives a new boost by the following
story: A sportsman who had been
shooting on a Highland moor became
lost in a sudden mist. He tramped about
hopefully until the light failed and at
last when he was Beginning to be
come really anxious, he heard the
sound of footsteps near at hand. The
sportsman shouted: "Hallo! Hallo, there!
I’m lost!’’
For answer came a cautious voice out
Of the gloom: "Ay ... but Is there
any reward for finding ye?"
Use of Clearing House Inspectors i
Great Protection for Depositors
From Bulletin of American Bankers’ Association.
A positive protection for bank depositors has been found in |
the Clearing House Examiner System, Don A. Mullen, Secretary, i
Clearing House Section, American Bankers’ Association, told the
Conference on Audits and Examinations at the Annual Conven- J
tion of the American Institute of Banking in Baltimore a few days ,
ago. I
The banks in thirty-four American cities have adopted this <
system of examination made by one examipcr appointed by all of ;
the banks in the Clearing House Association, Mr. Mullen said, and ,
fifteen more cities are expected to take favorable action in the
near future. “Since the inception of the Clearing House Exam- 1
iner System eighteen years ago in Chicago, no depositor of a
clearing house bank has ever lost a dollar,” Mr. Mullen declared,
describing the system as “one of the greatest safeguards ever
thrown around the banking situation of any city or community
where it is operative.”
“The chief duty of the clearing house examiner is to visit all
banks in the Clearing House Association once or more a year to
make surA that each member is in an absolutely solvent condi
tion,” Mr. Mullen stated. “The primary object of the Syatem,
however, is to insure community safety by means of demonstrat
ing and insuring the safety and solvency of each bank in the
clearing house community, for it has been frequently shown that
the failure of one weak bank will seriously involve an entire com
munity of good and strong banks. While national banks are sub
jected to semi-annual examination by the federal examiners and
the state authorities supervise the state banks and trust com
panies, each acts independently of the other and each knows the
condition only of those banks coming under his supervision. One
«et may be well supervised and safe, and the other may be poor
ly supervised and unsafe. There is no central control or central
authority to safeguard all, whereas the clearing house examiner su
pervises both sets—the state banks and trust companies and the na
tional banks as well, and knows the condition of the group under
his supervision.
“Banks are protected from customers over-extending them
selves through duplicate borrowing because the clearing house
examiner, through the Bureau of Credits which he operates in
connection with his department, has a record pf every sizeable
loan, whether they be direct or indirect, secured or unsecured.
The bank has the privilege to consult with the examiner at any
time in order to determine the total borrowings of any customer
and the number of baqks from which this customer has borrowed.
The name of the institutions making the loans are not revealed,
however. It is not possible to obtain this valuable information
from the state or federal examiners, as each department is a sep
arate institution.
Portrait of Do La Huerta.
B. J. Dillon, British Publicist, in Cur
rent History Magazine
Since the rebellion in Mexico,
launched by Adolfo de la Hueita last
winter, and now virtually extinct, was
built up wholly around personalitles,
it is historically important for the cor
rect understanding of the significance
of the movement to record the antece
dents and personal characteristios of
Its leaders. De la Huerta himself
was, for a brief while, the rebellion's
chief figurehead. As he had for a
few years worn the halo of financier,
statesman and patriot, the plotters de
cided to lure him Into their net and
to make the most of his titles to pub- .
lie esteem and confidence, which
seemed considerable.
De la Huerta frst attracted at
tention as governor of the State of
Sonora, in which capacity he seem
ingly played a considerable part in
the revolutionary movement which
upset the Carranza regime. The good
Impression thus made was confirmed
and Intensified when, after Carran
za’s death, he was raised to the digni
ty of Provisional President of the re
public. His principal feat while fn
this office was to bribe, at the na
tion’s cost the notorious Pancho Villa,
the Bcourge of Mexico and one of the
world's most fiendish criminals, to ab
!
stain from wantonly destroying Ilfs
and property. After this and during
the first three years of Obregon’a
presidency, de la Huerta discharged
the functions of finance minister and
concluded the celebrated convention
with the International Committee of
Bankers. And when, like a bolt from
the blue, the charges of gross malad
ministration made against him by
Senor Panl, and the support of these
charges by President Obregon, held
up de la Huerta to public obliquy,
people asked themselves how a man
with such a high record could over
night have fallen so low. De la Hu
erta’s friends attributed the charges
against him to envy, but facts were
soon revealed which exploded this
theory.
De la Huerta’s proper sphere of ac
tion was the realm of propaganda and
of all that propaganda implies. In this
domain he had no Mexican rival. His
methods were those of the European
belligerents during the World war,
perfected. Intensified and adapted to
his fellow-countrymen. Certain let
ters of his to friends—letters now
passing from hand to hand—exhorting
and tempting to betray their trust
and plunge the country into blood
shed and chaos for his sake reveal a
frame of mind that perplexes the
psychologist. *
“Happiest Couple” Have Parted
The "happiest couple" In Hollywood, Cal., have parted. This became
known when Ora Carew, noted film beauty, filed suit for divorce fiom
John C. Howard, sou of a multl-ml llionatre eastern manufacturer,
charging cruelty.
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A Nice Adjustment.
From the Boston Transcript.
“I can't make up my mind where to
(o for my vacation.”
"Why go anywhere?”
"Well, I like to be thoroughly uncom
fortable for a few weeks each year, so
that I can enloy my home all the more
the rest of the time.”
Bitter Disappointment.
From the Sidney Bulletin.
Eloping wife (sobbing)—I-I've J-Just
had a t-telegram from my husband.
Her Lover (anxiously)—Ho doesn't
want you to go back, does he?
"N-no. All he wants to knew Is
whore 1 1-left his clean pair of socks,
the b-brute!”
Selling Talk.
Prom the Santa Barbara New*.
Peddler—"Madam, I am Introducing
a new brand of soap—'*
Lady—"Don’t want It."
"It coats only half as muck a* any
soap on the market—"
"Don’t want any of It.”
“And It will do twice the work of any
other—’’
"Don’t want any, X told you.”
"And bealdes. It softens the skin ano
makes the complexion clear and beau
tiful."
“How much Is It?”
A woman spoke in an English cath
edral for the flrat time In l.*00 years
when tjady Barrett recently addressed
a gathering Id Canterbury.
ISTHMA AND HAY FEVER 1
A GUARANTY RELIEF
"I have arranged with all druggists
iere, as well as lu all other towns of
he U. S., that every sufferer from
ksthma, Hay Fever, Bronchial Asthma
>r difficult breathing can try my troat
nent entirely at my risk,” Dr. It. Sehiff
nann announces. He says: “Buy a
>ackage of my Asthmador, or dgar
*tt*s, try It, and If it does not afford
rou Immediate relief, or If you do not
ind It the best remedy you have ever
ised, take It back to your druggist and
le will return your money cheerfully,
ind without any question whatever.
\fter seeing the grateful relief It has
ifforded In hundreds of cases, which
lad been considered Incurable, and
Ivhlch had been given up In despair, I
know what it will do. I am so sure
that It will do the same with others
that I am not afraid to guarantee It
svlfl relieve Instantaneously. Certainly
more positive proof can thus be dem
onstrated than a 'free sample’ could
possibly prove. Also sent on same
guarantee, per parcel post, C. O. D.,
or on receipt of price, 65c. If not
kept by your druggist, by addressing
R. Schtffniann Co., 1784 N. Main, Los
Angeles, Calif.”—Adv.
Offset the “Briny*'
A summer boarder In a small sea
side resort took as much Interest In
the ocean as If he owned a controlling
Interest in It. He was always talking
about the “briny.” He was standing
on the bench one day when a bather
slipped In and almost Immediately
slipped out. The recreant one was
promptly called to account.
“What’s the matter? Don't you like
the briny? What’s wrong with the
briny?”
The other pointed to the plenitude of
floating rind and replied briefly: “Too
watermelony today.”
A Lady of Distinction
Is recognized by the delicate, fascinat
ing Influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cutlcura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by a dusting with Cutlcura
Talcum powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.—Advertisement.
“Every abridgement of a good book
is a stupid abridgement.”—Proverbs
of France.
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Not merely most the road* be,
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Conditional
root—“May I read you my -mat
poem 7“ Friend—"Yes, If I may de
pend on It that it Is your last."
In praising or loving a child', wo
love and praise not that which is, but
that which we hope for.—Goethe.
MOTHER:- Fletcher’s Castoria is
a pleasant, harmless Substitute for.
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teeth-1
ing Drops and Soothing
Syrups, prepared for Infants
and Children all ages.
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of
Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
She Changed Her Mind
Among the jurors summoned was
a woman who wished to be excused.
“Well, madam, why don’t you want to
serve on this jury?”
“I’m opposed to capital punish
ment.”
“But this is merely a case In which
a wife Is suing her husband for an
accotfnting. It seems she gave him
a thousand dollars to pay down on a
handsome fur coat and he Is alleged
to have lost the money at poker.”
The woman Juror spoke up prompt
ly.
“I’ll serve. Mayhe I’m wrong about
capital punishment.”
Economy
His Wife—But don't you think that
Joining the golf club Is rather an ex
travagance?
Himself—-Not if we economize in
other ways. I’ve been thinking we
might give up our pew In church.—
Boston Transcript.
The Line It Busy
Statistics recently published put the,
total number of telephones In use at
22,937,000, this figure being made up
as follows: America, 15,840,000; Eu
n»j»e, 8,903,000; Asia, 083,000; Aus
Tralasla, 389,000, and Africa, 122,000.
Pointed Remarks
A fussy old woman inquired in a
druggist’s the price of brimstone. Upon!
Iteing informed, she replied that she!
knew where she could get it cheaper.
“If It's cheapness you want,’’ replied,
the clerk, "and I wasn’t afraid of get-,
ting fired, I c'uld soon tell you where
you could get it for nothing!"_
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