WRKREYS After Every Meal It's tft? longest-lasting confection you can boy -and ft's a help to di gestion and a cleanser for the month and teeth. Wrlgley’s means benefit as well as _ pleasure. v_——-1 It’s hard to love your nelghbo* us yourself If he keeps a dog. WOMEN! DYE FADED THINGS NEW AGAIN Dye or Tint Any Worn, Shabby Gar ment or Drapery. Each l!j-oent package of “Diamond Dyes” contains directions bo Blmptf that any woman can dye or tint any old, worn, faded thing new, even If she has never dyed before. Choose any color at drug store.—Advertise ment. A small boy says that the road to knowledge Is a switchback. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION 6~Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief ELL-ANS £5rjr»ess, though, la his . «w, i at better to be (bin after 99. To Limit Expanding Federalism One of Serious Fiscal Problems From the Minneapolis Journal. Bentley W. Warren, a prominent lawyer of Boston, writing Is the Atlantio Monthly, points the enormous growth of Federal activity and power in these striking terms: "Even before the citizen of a state can now be born, he and his prospective mother are subject to rules and regulations established by the Federal Bureau. After birth, the extent and method of his education will, un der the Sterling-Towner bill, be fixed by a Federal De partment of Education. However needy may be the condition of his parents, or however great his own am bition to earn something, the Child Labor Amendment will enable Congress entirely to prohibit his labor until he is 18 years old. On reaching manhood, his right to marry and, in the event of an unfortunate marriage, his resort to divorce, may be dictated bv the federal gov ernment. . . Would it not be difficult to imagine a more complete invasion of those ‘more domestic and personal interests of the people,' which the authors of the constitutiQn intended should be provided for and regulated by the states?" As one studies the steady drive toward federal centralization and control, the qu°stion naturally arises as to what will check it. The flood of laws is not likely soon to bo diminished. Preaching against the tendency avails little, for crises arise in which federal aid and power are invoked, as in the present farm and bank em ergency. Mr. Warren does not undertake to say what will check it, but It seems likely that federal centralization will tv* eventually cheeked by the inability of the individual taxpayer to bear its costs. Note how Federal expense mounts. In 1914 the Federal Trade commission was allowed $75,000. Eight years later it* appropria tion was $995,000, or 13 times the initial amount. This story of mounting expense can be duplicated in the multiplying bureuus and doles of the rapidly centralizing Federal government. The individual taxpayer bears the burden. It d^es not take much foresight to realize that the time will soon come when he can stand no more tax burdens. His very inability teems likely to be the eeonomio force that will check federal centralization, and send us back to the more wholesome ways of individual self help anti c«re which early economists like Herbert Soeneer and John Stuart Mill urged should not be lost or compromised. A Real Exhibition. From the Chicago New*. The famous ventriloquist, Arthur Prince, was once asked to give a speci men of his art at an open charity basaar. So he took his atand beneath & big chestnut tree and peering up Into the branches called out: "Young man, what are you doing up there?" "Nothin’ mister," faltered a childish voice. "I Just climbed up her* to see the show." Mr Prince was arr.ased, for of oourss as hadn't the slightest idea that any I one was up the tree. But he was equal i to the occasion. lie waited for the ap plause to cease and then said: "■Will you behave yourself, ronny, If I let you stay up there?" .... . ••Oh, yee. sir." said a frightened voice. More loud applause. "Well, stay there, then, but hold ^•Yes, sir, I will.” Renewed applause. "Don’t fall.” Then Mr Prince turned and bowed to the audience. It was the moat succe*#- - ful exhibition of his career. Origins From the Wichita Eagle Robert Sherwood, said to he the oldest circus clown In America, in a epeech the other day told about the tactics Of the early-day circus pick pocket. You will all remember the high wins exhibition announced by the barker to take place on the cir cus lot immediately after the parade. The idea was to get the people strain ing their necks to watch the per formance while a few wary pick pockets removed their change. The weighing machine found ite origin among the pickpocket element of the circus. The gueaser ran his hands over the candidate. "I guess your weight to be" meant "his money is in his hip pocket." “I think his weight Is" meant the treusere pocket, and "I say your weight is,” the ln elde coat pocket. If finally every means failed to locate the pocketbook one of the gang mounted a soap box and said: "Ladles and gentlemen. I have been Informed that there are several pickpockets circulating In the crowd, and in behalf of tha clrcua I ask each of you to kindly keep his hand upon hla pocketbook." Could Spell it “Joans,” Anyway. From the Boston Transcript. • One of the newcomers in the mov ies le Miss Jones. Wonder if she expects to reach the heights with that name?" inquires an exchange Why not? John Paul Jonta did it in the navy; Inigo Jones in archi tecture; Henry Arthur Jones in play wilting and Bobby Jones lri golf. What's the matter with Jones? Cure the Causes. From Ford's Dearborn Independent. It Is no proof of efficiency in government that certain public act* are being Investigated. It only proves the previous Inefficiency of our sys tem. Yet some endeavor to reap glory from the present situation ae if it indicated that government was at last becoming effective. As In vestigations and their causes are not the main business of nations, they should never be confused with that main business. Unless they teach us how to avoid the necessity for future Investigations, they are a total loss of time and money, it is not the interesting nature of the material turned up, but the extent to which the probe is driven back behind the scenes, that makes in vestigations valuable. The oil men had everything signed, sealed and delivered In half the time It takes ua to get an Investigation partially started. The ’Owling Howl From the Pittsburgh Telegraph A new-rich cockney went to Devon to we a country house that lie thought of buying, and as the head gardener was sbowltw him over the grounds a peculiar screech was heard from a neighboring thicket "What was th'.tF’ iM4 the caafcney. with a staid. "At* owl. sir," said the gardener "Ye*, yes. *ny mnu, of caerue." said ttie ceukuey, "but what was 'ewHng?" Highti It Was Left From Life Tramp -Madam. 1 was ust always thus. Madam— Ne, it was year ether arm you had fe a &SU*#*f**h T ! D’Annunzio's Tltls. From the Philadelphia Public Ledger. A princely title and % name directly associated with the scene of one of the most dramatic episodes of his war activities has bean given to Gabriele D'Annunzio b^ the King of Italy. It is doubtful whether the erratic poet, author, soldier, aviator and adventurer will become better known as the “Pring* of Monte Nevono” than lie has made himself by his own patronymic. The “snowy mountain" which form* one of the defenses of Flume and which fur nishes the title for D’A/tminzIo was aptly chosen for the purpose, for whatever may have been D’Annun zio’# other achievements during the war, hla expedition to Piume nnd his spectacular defiance of the Powers laid the foundation for Its ultimate annexation to Italy. TJiere was a period during that exploit when Uie Italian Government was compelled to take a position that was nominally at least in opposition to the D’An ' nunzlo program, but Italian sym pathy was wholly with Um and what he laid out to do with respect to Flume. Mentis TVist. Never fear th* phantom bird Meditating In the Fens; Night will com* and quer ch yottr eyes, Blind at last like other {pen's; Never fear the tales you heard In th* rhetoric of lies. Nothing here will challenge you. Not th# heron, tall and sfhlte. Countersign upon the edge Of the waterfall of nlgh^t Tills le Avalon’s canoe, Eden murmurs In the sedge. Here. My hand In pledgs of reel, Drift at random, all Is w«U. Twilight is a slow lagoon, Dark will be a citadel. Travelere who know the West But report the waning mgcn. In the citadel of peace Hang the trophies of the world, Vet no barons don their mall, And no pennant is unfurlsd. Dally robe, the Golden IVeeee, Daily cup, the Holy Grail. —Robert Hlllyer, In the New Re public. Memel From The New Vork World. The Memel question Is (l familiar one. It Is the case of Danzig, of Fl ume. of Pa Ion lea; it should be and might have been the case of Con stantinople if American withdrawal and Entente blunderirig had not let the Turk back Into Europe- the re lation of a port to a hinterland of a different nationality depending upon it for a trade outlet. The League of Nations' special committee on Memel has presented, as the draft of a convention do form the basis of a settlement, a plan to give sovereignty over Memel to Lith uania. to grant local autonomy to Memel territory and to guard inter national transportation rights In Memel and upon the Nlemen River. in the old German Reich, Meinel was farthest north; the spearpolnt of that strip of Prussia, fiat, desolate and cut by numerous arms of the sea, thrust between the »ab.lC nnd the Russia of 1914; In 1924 Russia, Poland and Lithuania are Jeeply concerned In its free port, its politi cal fate being quite a separate ques tion. ft must he a shock to Anvar-lean isolationists that the dead League of Nations, seeming unconscious j>f Its demise, goes on functioning in mat ters of such west Importance t* mil lions of people. Hut Memel I* onlv the latest of niapy such shocks Election Years Anyhow. From (he Duluth Herald. The American form of govei-r/anen t sefina to be reform during the «|titer and platform during (he summei. Note for Politicians. From the Kt Dotils Pout - Dispatch The Dean #f Washington Unfver slty Medical school gay* the paly •a/e pLsoe (• kiss a baby is en the tap af its head at- Its feet. Appropriated Freni U>» Burton Tran.ni .pt , rU»Ve you heard Br**i,v »»„ry 0f how he soared »Tt a (axkdriver this inarming?” ‘'Fde; 1 told it to Jjijo Jast night.” OPERATIONS FOR FEMALE TROUBLES Some Are Necessary, Some Are Not These Women Gave Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound a Trial First rairview.s.Dalcota.—“A year ago I was sick in bed for three weeks and the doctor said I would not be any better without an operation. I had bearing down pains and sick headaches, witn pains in the back of my neck. I felt tired all the time, down-hearted, and got poor and pile and was scarcely able to do anything at all for some time before I took to my bed. 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