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About The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1924)
* Scripture for It "Tril me, Jamie, what was the most wonderful thing you saw at sea?" thing It was a flying fish." "Noo, laddie, dlnna tnak a fulo o‘ mlther. Who ever heard o’ a fish fleeln’?” "Another strange thing I saw while crosing the Hed sea. We dropped anchor, and when we hoisted it again there was one of the wheels of Pirn mob’s chariot on It.” “Aye, laddie, an’ I believe you. We’ve Scripture for It.”—Northern Baptist. Best Way to Relieve Pain 1$ by direct outside application and the beat remedy Is an Allcock’s Plaster —the original and genuine.—Adv. Today’* Child “All right. Spank me It you want Jto, mother, but I warn you you’ll slm jply ruin my edlpua complex'!"—Life. In giving thanks, do you give them because you have not been drawn on ft Jury? Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION i 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief ELL-ANS 054 AMD 754 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE ORNS * a*. -V V v* a • a little Instant ly that com stops hurting, then short ly you lift It right off with Angers. ! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of •Freezone’’ for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or com between the toes, and the foot calluses, without soreness or Irritation. those headxfilSSr At the first sneeze, begin spraying the nose and throat with Zonite twice daily. It will help materially to de 7 stroythe seatof the trouble— usually germ infections somewhere in the nasal cavity. Zonite Is the form of antiseptic which practically wiped infection out of the hospitals in France during the World War. RHEUMATISM I f 1<a* “* help YOU. Hundreds Ourreren l cured. Pain (Mr font*. Writs Stavaaa isiwstrHas Oakland. Cam. The New Freely-Lathering Sh^Vngstick For Tender Faces ! CMOtuear nuicnuL antiscftic ' VaMaaseSHBwaawwaaaaav j»OUX CITY PTQ. CO., NQ.lSklMH L . .... - • .. : . .- .. ... ..... . . . ... ...liS>j "Dear me!” Raggedy Ann said when j •he saw that the nice fat policeman had broken the bottle of Magical Shrink Medicine in his pocket and it had made him shrink and shrink until he was a strange sight. "What shall we <1o?” Raggedy Andy could not say, neither could (lie Hoolygoo!.va, so the four friends sat down on the soft moss and tried to keep the policeman from Crying so much. "Oh, I wish that the mear, old Magi cian had not sent his puppy dog home for the Shrink Medicine!” the nice policeman sobbed, "for then 1 would not have had the bottle In my pocket and then 1 would not have broken the bottle and spilt the Magtciat Medicine all over me! My! I feel so slirinky! Am I shrinking any more?” “No!" Raggedy Ann hastened to say as she wiped the nice policeman's With Raggedy Ann on ore aide and Raggedy Andy on th# other he wee able to walk along. eyes with her apron “You haven't shrunk for two minutes! Can you walk nice policeman?” Although the nice policeman was •quite wabbly on his legs, he could stand up and with Raggedy Ana on one side and Raggedy Andy m the other, helping him he was able to walk along. ‘The Wild Gazook lives 'nearby!" Harry Hoolygooly said, “net us go there as we had lntendel and perhaps he will help us," “But now that the policeman is not sriong, won’t the Wild Gazook know this and refuse to help us?” -Mrs. Hoolygooly asked. “Ha!” Raggedy Andy sa’d. “If tho Wild Gazook refuses to help us, then I shall wrestle him!” “I am afraid that you will be unable to wrestle the Wild Gazook!” the policeman said. “The WiUl Gazook la very wild and I don’t believe even 1 could wrestle him even if I was fat again! ” “Anyway, we will go and see the Wiid Gazook!” Raggedy Andy said, “1 am not afraid to wrestle him no matter how wild he is!” —• In a short time the four friends came to the little round bouse of the Wild Gazook and Raggedy Ann walked up and knocked softly with Jit r rag hand upon the door. Then as her friends watched, they saw the door open and Raggedy Ann walk ed inside the Wild Gazook's house. “My goodness gracious!.. Mrs. Hoolygooly cried. “The Wild Gazook will capture Raggedy Ann and eat her up!’’ “No, he won’t’*’ Raggedy Andy re plied, "Raggedy Ann is made of cloth Just as I am, and the Wild Gazook would not eat cloth. Only Hilly goats eat cloth!” “Aha!” the policeman said, "But the Wild Gazook looks very much like a Billy goat! Raggedy Andy, you and Hairy Hoolygooly run to the Gazook’s house and knock upon his door with a stong, then re will think you are very strong and will become frightened then you can rescue Raggedy Ann.’’ So Raggedy Andy and Harry Hoolygooly ran to the Wild Gazook's house and knocked upon the door with a stone. Then the door opened and they saw Raggedy Ann sitting with the Wild Gazook drinking an ice cream soda. ‘Come in arid have an ice cream soda!” the Wild Gazook sal.l. so Raggedy Andy tailed to the policeman an I Mrs. Hoolygooly nffd they all went inside the Wild Gazook’s house to jave an i<y> cream coca. ?"VVc can tell you who the mean man wan who took your Gruntt* away ami also took your Magical Burning Stick!" Raggedy Andy said to the Wild tiazook. '•'Hurry and tell me:" the Wild Ga zook cried, “I shall run right out and hunt for him, and when I catch him, I’ll bet a riickle that 'ie will be sorry that he ever changed me Into a Wild Gazook!" The Wild Gazook would have rushed out of the house to hunt for the mean man but he had Just given his new friends, Raggedy Ann, Rag gedy Andy, the nice fat policeman and the' lloolgooly four pies mid they had Just started to eat them. The Wild Gazook knew it would be very impolite for him to rush away when his friends were eating. Speed From a Tin Can. (Prom Everybody's Magazine) The teacher In a San Pranotsc-e pub lic school was trying to demunstratte a simple ezperimentln the generaLion •f steam. "What have I In my hand?” she asked. "A tin ean,’’ eaine ths answer “Very true. Is th* van aa animate er mm innate object”? •'Inanimate." ^ "Kxaetly. Now, ean any kittle boy er girl teU toe liow, with thta can. It Is possible to generate a surprising amount ef *i>ec«J anti power almost beyond con trol*” (t< v ;,tile boy raised bis baad. loti may answer, Carter." "Tie it to a dog’s talk so he sat down again and waited to be told who the mean man was. Finally Raggedy Ann said. "Mis ter Gazook, your story was very, very sad and as we wish to help you find your dear Grandma, we wUl show you where the mean man is. But, it will l*e best for us not to let him see you. "If he sees you, he will not tell us The Wild Gazook Waited With Hi; Eye to a Crack in the Door. what he hae done with your gran nit and if you fight with him, then w* cannot find out how to change you from a Wild Gazook hack into what you were before!’* ‘•Raggedy Aon is right!” the nice fat policeman said to the Wild Ga zook, “the mean man is a »«ry wick ed Magician and he changed llarry Hoolygooly and me into little squeal ly pigs and it wasn't a bit of fun. I arrested him once and locked him up in a cell In the police station, hut the Magician had his little pup py dog run home and bring him a bottle of Shrink Medicine so that he could shrink small enough to squeeze through the bars of the cell. He es caped, but I captured hint again and have him locked up safe and sound at the police station now. I know he cannot escape, for I took the bottle of shrink medicine and .made the Iron bars shrink so close together hardly a little mouse could squeeze through.” ”1 am very anxious to see him!” the Wild Gazook said. “Now that you folks have seen me, 1 do not feel so badly because I look like a Killy Goat, so now I shall leave tilts house and make the Magician give me back my Granny and change me back into a nice boy like 1 was be fore lie threw the Magic Medicine on me!” Just as soon as Raggedy Ann had washed the faces Of Raggedy Andy the nice fat policeman and Harry Hoolygooly, for they were covered with blackberry pie, the nice fat policeman sa id, “Now v\ e will take the Wild Gazook to the police station and let him peep through the door and hear what we say to the Magi cian. Then, if the Magician will not tell us where the Wild Gazook* Granny has been hidden, we will let the Wild Gazook make the Magician feel sorry!” It ouly took a moment for them all to run to the policeman’s home and the Wild Gazook waited with his eye to a crack in the door while the others went Inside. Then the Wild Gazook heard a loud cry from all his friends and dashing into the house he saw, the wicked mean Ma gician had escaped from' the cell and Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy were trying to cheer up the sobbing, nice fat policeman. Vindictive. From the Chicago News. •‘Have vou any weed seed?1’ “Weed seed?’’ echoed the suburban druggist with a puzzled expression. “No, 1 never had any call for weed seed. May I ask what you want with weed seed?” "1 figured I’d put a few weeds un der cultivation In my garden this spring,” explained the suburbanite. /I'm not vindictive, but I thought I'd like to watch their struggles to sur vive.” Poor. From the Kansas City Star. “Is there any good shooting around here?" inquired a sportsman from the north. “Skureely enough to shake a stick at,” repliiNl Tobe Sagg of Sandy Mush. “Three, four fellers have took a shot or two apiece at me in the last month or so for one reason and a-nuther. and missed me by at least a foot or a fool and a half every-^p'tul—time.” All Clearrd Up. Ftom the Chicago New? "You a: ■ nu gentleman," she said, “i. you think 1 said such a thing as she said you said I said l had said." "Dear girl,” he answered, "you must not think I tliink you think you must b« that kind of girl. 1 think you must be If you said such a thing as you said she said I said you said you had said." It seems he knew she knew he knew she said Just what she said she heard he had heard her friend had heard him say he had heard her say, but with Intuitive feminine tact she accepted the apology. You Nover Can Tell. From Judge, Ethyl (who has Just been operated upon for appendicitis)—Oh, doctor, 0« you think the scar will show? Doctor (musingly)—It ought not to. Sattlad. From (he New York Sun and Olehe Bertle—Is Williams still paging a Men tions to your sister? Oertle—He isn‘t paging her ang at tentions at all. •Oh! So she Jilted him?" “No. Just married Mas.” A Job for tt*o Servants. From the Lae Augeies a'huee A Chinese nobieuian attended a hah In Canton that tu gives Ur the offi cers of mu American ship. The night1 vr«e bot and the uobieman looked oa at t the strenuous dancing for a time, and then he laid hie hand ou the arm of one of hia hosts and said snfUg: "Why don’t you let your servant* do ibis for you?" WOMEN! DON’T BE IMPOSED UPON Warning I Not All Package Dyes Are "Diamond Dyes." I Always ask for “Diamond Dyes” and if you don’t see the name "Diamond Dyes” on the package—refuse it—hand it back! Each 15-cent package of "Diamond Dyes” contains directions so simple any woman can dye or tint skirts, dresses, walsis, sweaters, stockings, klinonos, feats, draperies, coverings—everything new, even if she has never dyed before. Choose any color at drug store. Refuse ■ubstlf utes i At the Place of Wailing The “Place of Walling” Is a small quadrangular area near the mosque of Omar in Jerusalem, Inclosed by ordi nary dwellings on the west and by the ancient wall of Haram on the east. This wall, consisting of several courses of huge stones. Is believed by the Jews to be a portion of the court of Solomon's temple, anJ the only part of that structure now re maining. For centuries the descendants of Abraham have repaired to this spot to mourn over the calamities that have befallen Israel, and to pray for the coming of the Messiah. In former years they were forced to pay a large sum for this melancholy privilege.— Detroit News. Watch Cutlcura Improve Your Skin. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Outicura Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five mirutes with Outicura Soap and hot water. It is wonderful what Outicura will do for poor complexions, dandruff, Itching and red, rough hands.—Advertisement. Blocked An Irishman was out gunning for ducks with a friend who noticed that although Mike alined his gun several times, he didn't shoot. At last lie said: “Mike, why didn’t you shoot that time? The whole flock were right In front <>f you.” "Ol know,” said Mike, "but ivery time Ol aimed me gun at n duck nnlther wan come right between ,is." “DANDELIOf^BUTTER COLOR” A harmless vegetable butter color used by millions for 50 years. Drug stores and. general stores sell bottles of “Dandelion” for 85 cents.—Adv. Lost and Found ■* Tom -1 lost an opportunity of kiss ing Hetty In the conservatory last night after our dance. Dick—Well, don’t worry about It; I found it later.—Boston Transcript. Difficult Task "How much to tench my wife to drive?" "Two dollura an hour." "All right, here’s n thousand dollura on ac count.”—Life. A Good Listener "Does this parrot tali?” “No—but he Is really a very fln«? lis tener.” Experience as Nurse Causes Mrs. Fleming to Endorse Tanlac Practical Nurse for 16 Years Tells of Recovery Thanks to Tanlac -— Recommends It to Patients. *‘T would never have believed any medicine on earth could help me like Tanlac did,” Is the precise statement of Mrs. Celia Fleming, 1915 Addison St., Berkeley, Calif., a practical nurse of sixteen years’ experience. *'In 1904 n serious operation weak ened my system so I never saw a real well day until 1 took Taninc three year* ago. ! never seemed to he hun gry. my stomach was so disordered T could scarcely retain a thing I ate, and I lost weight till I was almost « shadow. I was very anemic, and Hhatr tered nerves and sleepless nights con tributed even more to my already mis erable state. “Tunloe built up toy appetite and di gestion wonderfully, and every single ailment went away. Then, with return ing strength eame a SS-pound increase In weight, and front that day three years ago my henllh has been splendid. I recommend Tanlac to many of my patients, for It Is Indeed a remarkable medicine." Tnnlnc Is for salt- by all good drug gists. Over 40 million bottles Bold. Accept no substitutes. Take Tanlac Vegetable Pills. Platinum Platinum Is found In small gray particles along with other metals, In eluding gold nnd chrome Iron. Occa sionally It Is discovered In the form of nuggets, which arc naturally extreme ly valuable. A 23-pound nugget of platinum would at the present time he wurrli over |30,000. So, There "If your father heard your stupid answer, It would make him (urn lr his grave I" “It couldn't. He was cremated."— Stockholm Kasper. An office seeker would rather occupy a sent In the political hand wagon than In n costly limousine. Beat plot* are those In which yon can't detect the villain until the pie* I* half over. Men tire, for the most part, reticent. They never want to “tell all" about anything. It' > ju must waste sjniet.ody'B times waste your own. Heal estate In some localities la a* cheap us dirt. Have ts hobby, but don't talk about It toe much. Money doesn't talk much until It be comes big money. Too many people talk in one direr* i iun and act It. another. Kveit a woman who It III likes to dress well. It used to be good for a boy to call him a “snsfibox"; but ut that It didn't do much good. An institution that awakes opposi tion Is not judged so much by (ho good U does as by the e\ll it does. “Today only Is yours." 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In constipation, say intestinal spe cialists, lies the primary cause of more than three-quarters of all ill ness including the gravest diseases of life. Laxatives Aggravate Constipation Laxatives and cathartics do not overcome constipation, says a noted authority.but by their continued use tend only to aggravate the condi tion and often lead to permanent injury. Medical science, through knowl edge of the intestinal tract gained by X-ray observation, has found at last in lubrication a means of overcoming constipation. Physicians Favor Lubrication The lubricant,Nujol.penetratesand softens the hard food waste and thus hastens its passage through and out of the body. Thus Nujol brings internal cleanliness. Not a Medicine Nujol is not a lax- «■= ative and cannot gripe. Nujol is used in leading hospitals and is prescribed by physicians through- ] out the world. C kanflnen Demand* Mon 7 mbi lUittdnt Don’t give dis ease a start. Adopt this habit of internal cleanliness. Nujol is not a medicine. Like pure water, it is harmless. Take Nujol as regularly as you brush your teeth or wash your face. For sale by all druggists. *®wvhraa /“ OockwoHtZ^gt^ Nuiol rio. us. pat. orr. i For Internal Cleanliness