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' PARKER'S I I HAIR BALSAM I . ■■ ■■ - --- • —'■* - iKf Advetvturcjcf famtiyhm Ha, ha, ha. Raggedy Andy, the funny old magician eald as he turn ed from peeping through the key hole to where Raggedy Andy hung by his waist on the pot hook in the magi cian’s fire place, “Harry Hoolygooly took a bite of my magic pan cake and he turned Into a squealy pig and has run away Into the bushes. Pretty soon, the fat policeman will take a bite of his pan cake and he will turn into a squealy pig too. Then I shall run to Harry Hoolygooly’s house and take the magical stick!” “You are a very mean person to change Harry Hoolygooly Into a squealy pig!” Raggedy Andy said, "How would you like to be changed into a pig and have to live in mud puddles?" “What I want !s the magical burn ing stick!” the old Magician said, "Then I can have a fire any time I wish without having to build one to cook my magio potions!’ The funny old man went again to the door and peeped through the key hole. “I wonder why the fat police man doesn’t eat his pan cake?” he Bald. “I hope he doesn’t even take one little teeny weeny bite!" Raggedy Andy said. This made the funny old magician very angry and he open ed the door a little way and callea to the fat policeman who sat out in under a tree reading from a little red book, “Why don’t you eat your pan cake?" “Because!” the nice fat policeman replied, “I am busy reading how to become a detective so that I can find a way to catch you and arrest you!” “Besides, it is a magic pan cake and will change me Into a pig If I eat It, Just as it did Harry Hoolygooly!" “Silly!" the funny old man said, "Don't you know that the magical pan cake will make you a fine detec tive? Just you take a bite and see! Then you won’t care to read the little red book!” "Honest, won’t I have to read the little red book If I eat the pan cake?” the nice fat policeman asked. Raggedy Andy wanted to call to the policeman and tell him not to eat It, for Raggedy Andy knew the funny old man was trying to fool the nice fat policeman, but Ragged) Andy could not yell loud enough. "Honest!” the old Magician said, “If you eat the pan cake, you will not read the little red book!” “Then I shall eat the pan cake!” the policeman said, "But remember, If you are telling me a story, I shall hav« to arrest you, sure pop!” And the nice fat policeman found the pan cake which he had thrown away Into the bushes and took a bite. “Ha, ha, ha!” the old Magician chuckled as he kicked his heels In the air, "See him run! He turned into a nice little fat squealy pig! Whee! Now I can run over to Harry Hoolygooly’s house and get the mag ical Burning Stick. And leaving Rag gedy Andy hanging upon the pot hook in the chimney, the mean old Magician ran out the door and through the woods towards the home of the Hoolygoolya. All the time when Raggedy Andy was hanging by his waist, caught upon the pot hook in the chimney of the Magician's house, and while the nice fat policeman and Harry Hooly gooly were out in front where they were finally changed Into the squealy little pigs. Raggedy Ann was at Mrs. Hoolygooly’s house helping her make lovely doughnuts and pies and cook ies and cream puffs. But long ago, they had finished doing this and they could not Imagine what could be keeping Harry Hoolygooly. Raggedy Andy and the nice kind fat policeman so long. The policeman had gone home to get his nighty so that he could stay and make his home with the kind Hoolygooly’s and Raggedy Andy and Harry Hoolygooly had gone with him. ‘‘They should have been back a long time ago!’’ Mrs. Hoolygooly said, ‘‘I am beginning to feel worried! If they do not come in a few minutes, I shall go see what Is keeping them!" “Do you think they could have found an Ice cream mud puddle and have stopped to play In It?" Raggedy Ann asked. Before Mrs. Hoolygooly could reply, a little squealy pig dressed in Harry Hoolygooly’s clothes came running up on the front porch and In to the house. "Mercy me!" Mrs. Hoolygooly cried, “What do you mean by running Into my nice clean, house?" and catching up the broom she was Just about to give the little pig a whack when Rag gedy Ann cried, "Stop, Mrs. Hooly gooly! That must be Harry Hooly gooly and (he has been changed into a little squealy pig!’’ T*he little pig nodded his head to Raggedy Ann and Mrs. Hoolygooly as If to say, “Yes, that is true!" “Oh, dear!" Raggedy Ann cried, Slightly Nervous From the Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. An English barrister, after a particu larly trying day. came home with his nerves on edge, and at once sought refuge In hi* own study, well away from th* noises of the household machinery. He ut down by his fire and was gradually getting calmed down when the cat which had been sitting there too. got up slowly and walked across the room. The master turned on her and said Indignantly: “Now what are you stamp ing around here for?** hi a “get out the vote" campaign, put on in Detroit during a recent election. ; IW telephone oreratore Inquired of 70, W «u scr.bers whether they had voted yet. I "The policeman has been changed In- j to a pig too. Now we can expect Itaggedy Andy to come running along in a moment Bqueallng too!” But Raggedy Andy did not come along; instead there came the funny old man, who was really a mean Magician. Raggedy Ann quickly closed the doors and locked them, then she took Mrs. Hoolygooly’s broom and waited. Pretty soon the Magician walked up and knocked upon the front door. Then he knocked upon ttae back door. But as no one answered, he came and poked his head Into the window, just as Raggedy Ann brought the broom down real hard. "Oh! Excuse me!” Raggedy Ann said, “Did I lilt you on the head!” “Yes you did!” the Magician howl ed, “And it doesn't feel good either!” “Then you mustn't come snooping Into other persons’ windows'” Rag gedy Ann laughed as sihe closed and locked the window. “I shall sit here until ypu give me the magical burning stick!” the Magician shouted as he rubbed his head. "Then you will sit there a very long time!” Raggedy Ann laugh ed as she gave each of the little pigs a lot of cakes and cookies. The mean old magician sat upon the Hoolygooly'* front porch. “And I shall sit here until you let me in so ^hat I can take the Magical Burning Stick!” he crjed, “You shall never get it!" Raggedy Ann replied from the Inside where she and Mrs. Hoolygor/y were feed ing cookies and cream puffs to two little pigs. The two little pigs were Harry Hoolygooly and the nice fat, kind policeman. Raggedy Ann and Mrs. Hoolygooly recognized them be cause, although they were little pigs, they still wore their own clothes. “And if you do not open the door pretty soon, I shall change you all in to little squealy pigs!” the mean Magician howled through the key hole. “How did you change Harry Hooly gooly and the nice kind, fat police man into pigs?” Raggedy Ann asked. “Ha, ha, ha!” the magician laughed. “I made two magical pancakes and as soon as they took a bite, they changed into pigs!” Rggedy Ann did not say anything to Mrs. Hoolygooly, but she saw a piece of the magical pancake stick ing from one little pig’s pocket. She took this, and without the others noticing, she mixed it right in the cream of a great large cream puff. Raggedy Ann put the cream puff into her pocket and went to the door. “Will you change Harry Hoctygooly and the nice policeman back Into their own real selves!” she asked the Magician through the key hole. "Indeed I shan’t unless you give me the Magical Burning Stick first!” the Magician replied. “Oh, no!” Raggedy Ann said, “If we should give you the Burning Stick first, then you would run away and not change them into their own shape!” “Then if you will open the door and put the Magical Burning Stick ' where I can see it, I will come in and change them. Then you can give me the Burning Stick.” Raggedy Ann put all the cookies and cream puffs away except the one she had in her pocket. This she put in a dish and placed it upon the table. Then she got the Magical Burn ing Stick from the kitchen and placed it in the corner of the room. Then she went and unlocked the door, “Come in!” she said to the Magi cian. “Here are the two little pigs! Change them back into the Police man and Harry Hoolygooly.” The Magician looked around the room and saw the Magical Burning Stick. “I must hold the Burning Stick!” he said as he took the stick in his hand. Then seeing the cream puff on the plate, he said, “Aha! I see you have something nice to eat here!” and without asking he took the cream puff. “Do not eat that unless you change the two little pigs back to their right forms!” Raggedy Ann said, but the Magician laughed and walked out the door. “Ha, ha, ha!” he cried, “that's the time I fooled you: Now that I have the Burning Stick you can all whis tle!’’ and he began eating the cream puff, lie had only taken two bites when he changed into a little pig, for Raggedy Ann had given him some of his own magic pancake In the cream puff. «7r«.iNwn» Y?rk, ^n^al railroad has agreed with leaders of the Big Four union, to grant conductors and trainmen the 5 per cent, wago increase recently awarded engineers jtnd firemen. * The Frightful Substitute. Proin the Sydney Bulletin. road?” y°U SUFe hav° taken Ule best “Somebody has. Dreadful thing the/ left in its place, Isn t it?” ’ Restoratives. From the Chicago News. 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