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iTollet Trio.—Advertisement.
No one wants children to tell any
thing but tim truth, but discretion is
harder to teach them.
DEMAND “BAYER” ASPIRIN
Aspirin Marked With “Bayer Cress"
Has Been Proved Safe by Millions.
Warning! Unless you see the name
“Bayer” on package or cn tablets you
Ire not getting the genuine Bayef
Aspirin proved safe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for 23 years.
Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin.
Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv.
During the whole of our life we
ought not to depart a nail's breadth
from a pure conscience.
“CASCARETS” FOR LIVER
AND BOWELS—10c A BOX
Cures Biliousness, Constipation, Sick
Headache,Indigestion. Drug stores. Adv,
He takes the greatest ornament
from friendship who takes modesty
from It.
“DANDELION^ BUTTER COLOR”
A harmless vegetable butter color
used by millions for 50 years. Drug
stores and general stores sell bottles
of “Dandelion” for 35 cents.—Adv.
Popularity, If purchased at the ex
pense of base condescension to vice,
is a disgrace to the possessor.
When You Buy a Plaster
always ask for “AlleockV—the origi
nal and genuine porous plaster—a
standard external remedy.—Adv.
Boy or Tomboy.
From a Jacket—This is a book to
(delight every man or woman who was
(ever hoy.—Boston Transcript.
A MAN OF INTEGRITY
A physician who reaches out to
benefit humanity leaves a record be
hind him that Is worth while. Such a
man was Dr B. V. Pierce, founder of
the Invalids Hotel In Buffalo, N. Y.
Bo was an eminent physician, a lead
ing and honored citizen, known for his
honesty and executive ability. His
study along medical lines, and his
knowledge of the remedial qualities of
herbs and plants led to the discovery of
his wonderful herbal remedy, Doctor
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, the
woman’s tonic which has had the
greatest number of supporters for the
past fifty years. It is Just the herbal
tonic required if a woman Is borno
down by pain and sufferings at regular
i or irregular intervals, by nervousness
or dizzy spells, headache or backache.
Favorite Prescription can now be had
In tablet form as well as liquid at most
drug stores.
Send 10c for trial sample to Dr. Pierce’s
Invalids Hotel iu Buffalo, N. Y.
piOUX CITY PTG. CO., NO. 2-1824.
I 1W AAvetvturw«f RtygedpAwi
and Kaaqedy Andy
| iy Mmy W1U
Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy
and the kind Cookie people planned
fooling Hookie the Goblin. You see,
Hookie had captured the nice, kind
hearted Snitznoor-e and had him tied
to achalr. Then too, little Weeky
was up on the roof of the Goblin's
house and could not get down; it was
much too high, and he would get a
hard bump if he Jumped.
So Raggedy Ann, who always
seemed able to think of ways out of
difficulties planned to disguise her
self and go to Hookie’s house to sell
something. Then, when Hookie
opened the door, Raggedy Andy and
the Cookie people were to rush
through the door and rescue the nice,
kind Snitznoodie.
Raggedy Ann disguised herself as
a Witch, then followed by all her
friends she went to Hookie’s house.
Raggedy Ann carried a little basket
on her arm and In it were 11 cookies,
six cream puffs and nine Jelty larts.
Goblins are quite fond of these
things, and no wonder, they are very
nice. When Raggedy Andy and the
Cookie people were safely hid at the
side of the Goblin’s door. Raggedy
Ann walked up to the house crying,
so that the Goblin would hear, “Nice
fresh cream puffs! Nice fresh
cookies covered with candy icing!
Nice fresh Jelly tarts! Who wishes
to buy. Who wishes to try?”
Hookie the Goblin was upstairs
teasing the nice, kind Snitznoodie.
“Aha, Mister Snitznoodie,” the Gob
lin was saying, "Just as soon as I
can borrow a sausage grinder I shall
make Snitznoodie sausage! Yum,
yum!”
The nice, kind Snitznoodie did nor
reply to Hookie the Goblin, because
he knew it would do no good! “Gob
lins are mean creatures!” the Snitz
noodie thought, “So why should I
quarrel with him?”
“Listen!” the Goblin cried.
“I haven’t said a word!” the Snitz
noodle said.
"I know it!" the Goblin replied,
"But you might say something, and
I wish to hear what that person is
crying!"
“I did not Intend saying any
thing!" the Snitznoodle said, "So you
may listen all you wish!"
"Will you please be still?" the
Goblin said.
"Yes, I will!” the Snitznoodle re
plied.
Of course, the Goblin could not
hear what Raggedy Ann was saying
when both he and the Snitznoodle
were talking, so he went down stairs
and opened a crack in the door,
“What are you saying, Witch?” the
Goblin asked of Raggedy Ann.
“I am selling nice fresh cream
puffs, Jelly tarts and lovely cookies
with candy icing on them!”
Suddenly the Goblin opened the
door; and catching Raggedy Ann,
pulled her Inside the house, slam
ming the door behind.
The Goblin was so quick, Raggedy
Andy and his Cookie friends had no
time to jump inside. Then the Gob
lin poked his head out of the upstairs
window and laughed. "You thought
you could fool me, didn’t you. I
knew it was Raggedy Ann by her
shoe button eyes! Now, I have the
Snitznoodle, little Weeky and Rag
gedy Ann captured, and it was I
who fooled you!" Then the mean
little creature shut the window and
Raggedy Andy and the Cookie people
walked sadly away for there was no
need In staying to listen to the Gob
lin making fun of his captives.
Hookle the Goblin had wanted to
borrow a sausage grinder so that he
could make Snltznoodle sausage.
The nice, kind Snltznoodle was
tied to a chair In the Goblin’s house.
And Raggedy Ann was also a prison
er in the Goblin's house.
And little Weeky was up on top of
the Goblin's house and could not get
down. Now Raggedy Andy stood
waiting at the Goblin's door with Mrs.
Cookie, food chopper under his arm.
A food chopper and a sausage
grinder are almost the Bame thing.
Raggedy Andy could hardly wait
until Hookie opened the iron door.
He could hear the Goblin running
down stairs, "clippity! cllpplty!” his
footsteps getting nearer all the time,
i Finally, Raggedy Andy could hear
the Goblin unlocking the Iron door.
The key went, "click! click!” then the
door was opened just a teeny weeny
crack and the Goblin peeked out with
one eye.
Raggedy Andy held the sausage
grinder behind his back.
"Are you trying to fool me. Rag
gedy Andy?” the Goblin asked, "I do
not see any sausage grinder!”
“That is because you are only
peeking out with one eye!" Raggedy
Andy said, "How can you expect to
see a great big sausage grinder with
only one eye? Everyone knows It
takes two eyes to see a sausage
grinder!”
Then Hookle, the Goblin opened ihe
door a little more so that his Icng
nose stuck out.
"Hold the sausage grinder up close
so that I can see It betore I open
the door and give you a hard ihump,
"He is well-meaning, but common
place. *
"Yes.” commented Miss Cayenne; "he
is one of those people who honesly be
lieve that ‘what a beautiful sunse't'- is
an original remark."
Misunderstood.
larr** J°neS Rny hard 8tuff ,n h,B C#I*
"Yes; a trifle over a ton."
Serious Matter
Actor—What's the matter? Has
the, producer been worrying you?
Second Actor—Yes. He has asked me
to put more life Into my death scene.
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A frog and a lizard, previously un
m <"U°bUClenC*' W#r* r*Cently *••»«
Swiss watchmakers can spilt a hair
,nto oOO strips and measure the thick
ness, so exact ar* their tools.
Raggedy Andy!” the Goblin howled.
Raggedy Andy did not tell the
Goblin that it would not hurt him
even if the Goblin did give him a
hard thump.
Instead, Raggedy* Andy, quick as
a wink, pushed the.sausage grinder
on the Goblin’s long nosa and gave
the sausage grinder hand's a twist.
"Wow!” the Goblin howled as he
kicked the door open and sat down
hard upon the door step.
Raggedy Andy let go of the food
chopper sausage grinder and said,
“Don't try to pull it off of your long
nose Mister Hookie, or you will loss
your nose!" then he rushed inside to
where Raggedy Ann was locked in a
closet. It only took a moment for
Raggedy Andy to unlock the closet
door. Then he and Raggedy Ann
rushed upstairs and cut ^the ropes
which held the nice, kind Snltznoodle,
a prisoner in the chair.
Hookie, the Goblin was still sitting
on his front door step with the sau
sage grinder fastened to his nose.
Raggedy Ann gently unfastened it;
for, she had a candy heart and did
not like to see anyone get hurt.
“Now! I shail give the Goblin the
hardest thump he ever, ever re
ceived'-” the Snltznoodle said as he
rolled up his sleeves. And he would
have don* it too, if Raggedy Ann had
not said”
“No, Mister Snltznoodle, please do
not give him a thump! See how red
his nose* is now! 1 am sure it is
better to let him go, so that he can
sit down and think how mean he has
been!” So the Goblin, very glad that
he did not get the hard thump,
jumped up and ran inside his house.
"Anyway,” he called out the keyhole
"little Weeky is still on fhe roof!”
And the three friends had to plan a
. way to rescue little Weeky.
“Oh. goody!” Mrs. Cookie cried
when she saw Raggedy Ann and Rag
gedy Andy and little Weekly and the
nice kind Snitznoodle coming to the
house, "Raggedy Andy has rescued
Raggedy Ann and the nice, kind
Snitznoodle and little Weeky from
mean little Hookie Goldin! “Come
right In!” she said, "I have Just put
everything on the table and we will
have a fine dinner!”
“Ooh! I’m hungry!” the nice kind
Snitznoodle laughed, “I haven't had
anything but wind sandwiches to eat
for a long time!”
“And I haven’t had anything to
eat for a long time!” little Weeky
said. Mrs. Cookie kuew Just what her
friends liked to eat.
On the table was a great big cake
turkey, stufTed with Ice cream. And
pink lemonade and red soda pop.
It was a very nice dinner and every
one enjoyed It very much. Then
after they had finished eating tlieir
dinner, Mrs. Cookie gave them each
a great big lolly pop.
It was while they were enjoying
the lolly pops that a very hard knock
cnme upon the front door. IJangt
Bang! Bang! llko that.
It made the little cake and cookie
house shake, so hard a lot of the
candy ceiling planter rattled down the
floor.
“It sounds like a giant!” little
Weeky said.
"If It Isn’t, it Is surely a very rude
person to knock so loud!” Raggedy
Ann said, “I would not go to the
door, Mrs. Cookie!”
"It Is probably an agent, wishing
to sell something!” Raggedy Andy
said, “They always knock loud as If
they were really very much in a
hurry, but after you reach the door,
you can hardly get rid of them!”
“Bang! Bang! Bang!” came the
loud knocking again and Raggedy
Andy peeped out of a window, "It’s
a strange looking creature!” he said.
“Maybe it is the Hungry Howloon!”
Raggedy Ann said.
"Who Is it, knocking on my door?”
Mrs. Cookie asked.
"It’s me, the Hungry Howloon!"
a loud voice replied.
“Then you can just run away home
to your mama!” Mrs. Cookie said.
“But, I haven’t any, mama!” the
Hungry Howloon replied very loudly,
“And besides, I'm hungry and I want
you to open the door so that I can
eat every one of the cookie people!”
“But you can’t eat the cookie peo
ple, Mr. Howloon!" Raggedy Ann
said.
“Hookie the GoOlin aald I could!"
the Howloon replied, “He said they
were made of chocolate cookies and
covered with nice candy icing!”
'They are!” Raggedy Ann replied,
“But they do not wish to be eaten!”
“Then will someone please tell me
what I am to do?” the Hungry How
loon asked, “The longer I stand here,
the hungrier I become!”
• Why don't you run back to tne
Goblin's house and ask him to give
you something to eat?” Raggedy
Andy asked.
"I never thought of that!" the
Howloon said as he ran down the
path and jumped the fence.
“My! I’m glad he has gone!” Mrs.
Cookie laughed, “I always feel
crumbly when anyone talks of eating
me!”
“We shall not let anyone eat you!”
the nice kind Snitznoodle promised.
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From the New York World.
Guy: "One kiss is better than a hun
dred letters,”
Jane: "How sentimental you are!”
Guy: "Oh, no. But a breach of prom
ise suit can't be based on a mere kiss.”
It’s Com* to This.
From the London Mall.
“What a perfectly adorable hat you’ve
get on, dear!'
"Isn’t it sweet? Cook's Just given It
me for a brithday present, as it's too
shabby for her to wear.”
H*r Floral Counterpart.
From the Boston Transcript
"How could you tell that sharp
tongued Mrs Gabblns that she re
minded yeu of a flower?”
"So she did, but I didn't mention it
was a snap-dragon.”
FIRES FOLLOW
COLD WEATHER
Overheated Furnaces Cause
Scores of Alarms in
Chicago Friday
Universal Service
Chicago, Jan. A.—Temperature of
»ero and below held sway over tho
country Friday. No relief waa in
sight Friday night. Suffering in
creased.
A hundred families were driven
from their homes by fire in Chicago
alone. Many families in other cities
throughout the northwest and middlo
west suffered the same misfortune.
The fires were due to overheated
stoves and furnaces In an attempt to
fight back the biting cold.
It waa 33 below zero at Minot, N.
D., the coldest place on the map.
while St. Paul had 18 below, Sioux
Fails, S. D., 20, and other cities re
porting from 10 to 30 below. Chicago
escaped with three above, although
the weather bureau had forecast 6
below. Below zero will be reached
in Chicago before morning, it was
predicted.
Innumerable cases of frozen hands
and freet and frostbitten faces were
reported.
Mrs. Agnes Jecald was found wan
dering homeless on the streets here.
Her hands and feet were frozen when
she was taken to a police station
and thence to an »mergency hospital.
Charles Mack of Brooklyn waa taken
to the county hospital with badly
frozen ears.
Mrs. Marie Ramsay and her two
children were rescued from their
burning home by firemen.
Records of the fire department
showed 102 fires during the last 24
hours, all traceable to the cold.
Scores of homeless sought relief
in police stations and public build
ings. Chicago’s municipal lodging
house was being refitted to care for
700 wanderers. Patrolmen searched
doorways for men and boys seeking
slight protection from the cold. Many
were found,, nearly frozen, and sent
to headquarters.
Sheriffs Back Officer
Accused of Malfeasance
Lincoln, Neb., Jan. 4.—(Special.)—
Nebraska sheriffs, holding i.heir state
com-ention here, Friday evening
adopted a resolution of confidence
in Sheriff C. D. Quinton of Cass
county, who was recently Indicted
by the grand Jury at Plattsmouth
and later suspended by Governor
Bryan. He was accused of malfeas
ance in office in connection with
liquor cases. A sugges'.lon that Gov
ernor Bryan be condemned for sus
pending the sheriff was not acted
upon.
‘Townley Surrenders on
Embezzlement Charge
Fargo, N. D., Jan. 4.—A. C. Town
ley. former president of the Non
partifan league, surrendered himself
to Cass county authorities in Fargo
Friday. He was wanted on a war
rant charging him with embezzle
ment. The warrant was not served
on Townley personally. He told of
ficials that he read of the charges
in the newspapers, ro he came into
the state and surrenders J. rather
than put the officials to unneces
sary trouble.
He appeared with his attorney and
was released on a $2,000 bond, which
he signed. J. J. Hastings, wrho is
charged jointly with -Townley, has
not been arrested.
BANDIT KILLS MAN
PROTECTING GIRL;
PLANNED WEDDING
Pasadena, Cal., Jan. 4.—Wil
liam Jacobsen, 28, was shot and
killed by a bandit hera whan ha
triad to protect hia fiancee
Miss Ethel Todd, 18, from the
man's advances after the latter
had held them up and robbed
them. They were sitting in an
automobile, planning their wed
ding next week, when the bandit
appeared, the girl told police.
Report Two Ships are
Disabled in Sea Storm
Ban Francisco, Jan. 4.—Two ships
are In distress near the middle of
the Pacific ocean, where a storm is
raging, according to radio advices
received by the Federal Telegraph
company here early today from the
steamship President. A Japanese
steamer Klyosel Maru Is disabled
with a broken steering engine chain
In latitude 49:41 north and 171:15
east, and the Harold Dollar, of the
Dollar steamship Lines Is adrift with
a broken steering gear in the same
vicinity, the advices stated. Both
are freighters and neither carry pas
sengers.
Waves Capsize Fishing
Boat; Eighteen Drowned
Vigo, Spain, Jan. 4.—Eighteen
persons were drowned off this port
today when a fishing boat was cap
sized by huge waves. Seven were
saved.
OPPOSE HUNGARIAN LOAN
Bucharest, Jan. 4.—It Is under
stood here that the Rumanian dele
gates to the Belegrade conference
of the little entente hav been In
structed strongly to oppose the loan
to Hungary being arranged by the
League of Nations If Hungary In
sists upon reparations for the Ru
manian untl-bolshevlst Invasion of
Hungary in 1919, or if the pro
posed loan is given priority over
for PANCAKES
Southern flavor I
for MUFFINS
and WAFFLES
AUNT
JEMIMA
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\ PANCAKE
& FLOUR
'* See easy recipes on the portage
No one wants to be left out In tho
cold through not knowing the catch
phrase of tho popular song.
WOMEN! DYE FADED
THINGS NEW AGAIN
Dye or Tint Any Worn, Shabby Gar
ment or Drapery.
Bach 15-ccnt package of “Diamond
Dyes” contains directions so simple
that any woman can dye or tint any
old, worn, faded thing new, even if
she has never dyed before. Choose
any color at drug store.—Advertise
ment.
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Diameter of Universe
Is 10,000 Milky Ways
The diameter of the universe is
the length of 10,000 milky ways. And
this milky way yardstick Is 30,000
times the distance that light, traveling
180,000 miles per second, covers In one
year. Light comes from the sun to
the earth In about eight minutes.
This is the conclusion of Prof. Archi
bald Henderson of the University of
North Carolina, given in a communica
tion in Science, the official organ of the
American Association for the Advance
ment of Science. He assumed that
space and the universe are construct
ed according to Einstein’s general rela
tivity theory.
“It would lake a ray of light, travel
ing at the rate of 186,000 miles per
second, 1,000 million years to go
around the universe," Professor Hen
derson says. “To go around the uni
verse It would tnke the fastest air
plane three quadrillion years; the
fastest automobile five* and a hnlf
| quadrillion years, and an express train,
traveling at the rnte of sixty miles an
hour, eleven quadrillion years."
It is honorable to excel in file de
sire for knowledge and learning.
Let us remember tbnt justice must
be observed even to inferiors.
1
To lose your temper with anybody'
is to pay liim a compliment.
GIRLS! A GLEAMY MASS
OF BEAUTIFUL HAIR1
35-Cent "Danderme" So Improves Life
less. Neolected Hair.
An abundance
of luxuriant hair a
| full of gloss,!
! gleams and life ’
shortly follows a S
genuine toeing up S'
of neglected \
scalps with de- (
pendahle “Dan
derine.’*
Falling hair, ' * \
itching scalp and the dandruff Is eoi^'
rected iuunedlatcly. Thin, dry, wispy*
or fading hair is quickly invigorated,
taking on new strength, color and
youthful beauty. “Danderine’1 is de-'
lightful on the hair; a refreshing^
stimulating tonic—not sticky or greasy |
Any drug store.—Advertisement.
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Romans Made Bridgework !
of Gold and Capped Teethf
There are specimens 5.1 the museums^
in Italy which show that tiie Romans
capped teeth and did bridgework
various kinds' in gold, and probab
also used gold wire in various wa
for lie fixation of loose teeth. j
T5 e Romans transplanted teeth and
a rave maiden was sometimes re
quired to give up a tooth to be Iom
planted in her mistress’ mouth. after
she had lost one for any reason. / (
In one of tiie laws of the twelve
Tablets at Rome, tiie date .Ct which
is not later than 450 B. 1&, it wa<
forbidden to bury gold n ull a corpse,;
except such gold as was fastened tot
tiie teeth.—Detroit News.
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No Kissing in South Seas.
Another “close-up” finale is being
attacked. The South Sea Islands art
often the M?ene of romantic storied
and scerj^Ylns, but a traveler front
there h/is remarked on tiie fact that
there -are no customs there which to*
cliu’j kissing among the savages.
A Test for Rest—
AFTER the sleepless night,and you
JLjL wonder about the cause, has it
ever -6ccurred to you that it may be
caffeine, the drug in coffee, that keeps
you awake?
4
Suppose you try Postum as your
mealtime beverage, for at least ten
days—
Pat it to the test!
At your first sip of Postum, you
will understand why, by many, it is
preferred equally for its delicious
flavor and for its wholesomeness.
i
Postum is absolutely free from the
coffee drug, caffeine, or anything that
can cause restless nights or uncom
fortable days.
Postum
for Health
“There's a Reason''
Your grocer sells Postum in
two forms: Instant Postum
• {in tins] prepared instantly in
the cup by the addition oi
boiling water. Fortum Cereal
{in padtagrs] for those who
prefer the flavor brought out i
by boiling fully 20 minutes.
The cost of either form is <
•boot o nr half cent a cup.
Sold by grocers everywhere! tmSmEmMI