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"Well, where do you want your
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manded the house manager, wteo was
making up a vaudeville bill.
‘‘Last place.”
“Subject to change?”
“No, I gotta have last place or 7
•can’t show at all.”
“What’s the matter with yorar act?”
“I have no act.”
“What in thunder are you talking
“My act consists of fcwMfng all dhe
other acts on the bill.”
Thousands Keep in Good MeRfth
by taking one or two Brandreth Pills
at bed time. They cfleumse the system
and purify the blood.—Adv.
Matrimonial Motives.
Miss Antique—You ought 'to ;get mar
ried, Mr, Oldchapp.
Mr. Oldchapp (earnestly))—I have
wished many times tetefff faint 1 had a
wife. |
“Have you really?”
I “Yes. If I had a wife, She'd proitS
bly have a sewing machine, and the
sewing machine would 'liii've an oil can,
and I could take it and oil my office
door. It squeaks honiibly.”—London
Down In Davy Jones’ iLocker.
Passenger (after itlne :first night on
board ship)—I say! Where have my
clothes gone?
Steward—Where •did you put them?
Passenger—In that Tittle cupboard
there, with the glass door to it.
Steward—Bless iue, sir ! That ain’t
no cupboard; that’s a porthole !—Lon
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510UX CITY PTQ. C0..N0. 47-1925
In South Dakota
Why Soms Not Mentioned—Egan
Takes Farewell Jab*—Record
Asked On “Salary Grabs”—
The Joneses at Pierre Not
It has been Btated time and again,
and probably Is true, that some ot
the recognized republican leaders
in South Dakota have been (airly
combing the field in an effort to
find a “suitable” candidate for
governor. The uninitiated may not
know the qualifications which go
to make up a “suitable” candidate.
The two chief specifications are: (1)
Willingness to let the present lead
ers go on leading; (2) ability to
get votes. There may be other
minor considerations, but the two
points listed are the only ones
rated as important.
The leaders can think of prospec
tive candidates who would be easil/
handled but who might have trouble
In getting elected also, they can
think of prospective candidates who
could be elected but who couldn’t
be handled. Enhanced worries
about the right kind of combination
qualifications in a candidate are
not due to more rigid restrictions
on the part of leaders—not at all.
The prospects which would satisfy
them are too numerous to, mention.
There are symptoms of increased
captibusness on the part of voters,
however, and that’s where the wor
ry comes in.
One could suggest a number of
South Dakota republicans of about
the type now needed In the gov
ernor’s chair, but they are men
who couldn’t be handled and will
nftt have the backing of the lead
ers tiwr that reason. Just two sug
gestions probably are enough to
make the point—Lewis Benson and
C. N. Harreid. Mr. Benson has
b#en a member of the house, speak
er of the house and member of the
State senate. No one questions his
ability, Integrity or courage. He Is
a fighter for economy and, efficiency
in state affairs and does not Stand
very well with the heads de
partments or Institutions. Mr. Har
reid was governor of South Dakota
from 1901 to 1905 and made a fine
record as an executive. His pub
lic service did not win him over to
the spoils system, and, since leav
ing office, he has continued as an
earnest and aggressive opponent of
the ^mounting costs Of government.
Strangely ■enough, neither -Mr.
Benson nor Mr. Harreid has ,been
mentioned in the combing4 process.
It is reasonably sale to assert that
the oversight has not been acci
dental. These men are well known
all over South Dakota. The people
of the state, who fcnow what these
men stand dor, might take the bits
In their teeth and call one of them
to the governorship contest, but
there’s little danger of the leaders
taking any initiative In that re
spect. Itt would he worth the price
of admission to sea Lewis Benson
running the governor’s office for
about one term. He’d certainly rat
tle some of the dry bones in the
stateboase—and the dry bones
know It, too.
Exht l« Typical.
George W. Egan goes to prison
with colors flying, as you might
say. He has published a large
farewell advertisement in some of
the state .newspapers, giving the
full text of lad«e C. H. Dillon’s dis
senting opinion In the perjury case,
some messages at condolence from
friends* and a couple of personal
roaat3. The center piece of the
advertisement ts a twolcolumn pic
ture of Egan over the line: “Egan
as he appears today, waiting for the
penitentiary to receive him.’’
There’s oqly one G. W. E, In the
wide, wide world. In the matter of
personal publicity stuff, and hta pro
dnctictas always attract attention
and comment—with a sharp divi
sion of pros and cons. Mr. Egan
has been a personal issue in South
Dakota for more than 10 years and
probably will resume business at
the old stand as soon as he fin
ishes Ills term In prison. The writ
er knew George Egan long before
he located In South Dakota and
never has been an' Egan partisan
in ar.y sense, as he fully 'under
state. In spite of picayunish at
tempts to make prejudiced show
ings to the contrary.
One near-revelation in Egan’s
■ i *
The United States has spent many
time? the present value or a doctor
bill for 5,270 marks, considerably less
than one cent at present value of Ger
man currency, in explaining why the
bill not be paid. I-*na Hupp, a Ger
man woman, who is asking for pay
ment declares she was wounded by a
stray bullet during an attempt to kid
nap Grover C. Bergdoll. The United
Stater disclaims any responsibility for
the the affair. _
Tact at the Dance.
From the Houston Post.
"What do >ou do If a man persists In
asking for u (lanes—and you hate him?”
asked Maud. '
“Tell^him yttw card’s full,” advised
’’Wall, au-poGe It Isn’t?” %
“Say it 1» -and 1st him see it lan’t.’~
rarewel! jtatemont Is his attack on
Mayor Burnside, of Sioux Palls.
The two formerly were rated as
personal and political friends—a
rating apparently due to the feet
that Mayor Burnside merely felt
sorry for Egan in his numerous
troubles. Anyway, that’s all off—
and with a bang.
Human nature is a peculiar thing.
M Is apparent, even now, that a re
caption committee of prominent citi
zens will be waiting to greet Egan
When he completes his term and
steps forth to capitalize his ’’prison
Wants “Salary Grab” Records.
Regular biennial efforts to sqdelch
the “salary grab” issue in* South
Dakota apparently are not going
to be apy more successful in the
present campaign than in the two
previous campaigns. The following
letter from a well-known South
Dakotan is one of several signifi
cant indicators:
"The voters or South Dakota, in
the last two elections, have dis
played Intense Interest in the Sal
ary grab, issue—more interest, in
fact, than on any other issue ,
presented. That question is not
closed so long as therq Sre
candidates for office ih this
state who had a part in violating
the language and spirit of the
state constitution merely for the
sake,, of petty personal benefits.
It is no expuSe for these officials
or ex-officials to argue that they
were underpaid. They did not
take or hold the jobs. We con
not ask our citizens to respect the
laws and the constitution and at
the same time bestow political
rewards on' men who flagrantly
violated the constitution. There
is no question about the temper
of the voters on this point. They
only need to be shown where to
strike. Name the candidates.”
Without aspiring to lead or en
thuse uny Indignant hosts, it may
be said that _ records are records.
Those who made tl^e records no
doubt did so advisedly and pre
sumably are willing to "defend them
against all challengers. Most of
the legislators who supported the
original “salary grab” measures have
been retired by loving constituents.
During the unsuccessful attempt to
repeal some of thetspeci*l “expense”
allowances, 1b the Inst session, a
great deal t>f art was employed In
avoiding record votes. Practically
all of the republican ' house mem
bers, however, voted to restore the
legislative “expense” allowance In
the general appropriation bill after
that allowance had been stricken
by the senate. If there was one
exception Is cannot now be called
to mind. The democrats and non
partisan leaguers of the house voted
to sustain the senate action.
As to some of the major candi
dates the records will show: Carl
H. Gunderson, as a member of the
state senate voted tor - one of the
“salary grab" measures. W. H.
McMaster voted for one, as a mem
ber of the state senate, and allow
ed another to become law without
his signature since he became gov
ernor. Only two members of the
present state supreme court were
members of that body when the
first special expense allowances
were made—the first of the vari
ous special measures along that
Mae. The two hold-overs are Judg
es Policy and Oates, both candidates
for reelect ton next year. The elec
tion of Judge C. H. Dillon over
Judge E. G. Smith last year is gen
erally credited to that issue.
Whose Money? Says Buell.
Under a ruling by Attorney Gen
eral Buell Jones, the ^Santa Claus”
tendencies of the state board of
regents (with the state’s money)
has been given a rude jolt. The at
torney general holds that the board
had no right to vote a year’s salary
to Dr. Willis Johnson, applying af
ter Dr. Johnson’s enforced resigna
tion from the presidency of State
college at Brookings.
When he first learned that his
educational scalp had been promised
to one of the leading politicians of
the state, and that certain members
of the board of regentB had been
notified that they must deliver on
the aforesaid promise, Dr. Johnson
was In the mood to kick up a fuss
and resist the action. Then he was
informed that he would be given a
years’B leave of absence on full
pay if he would accept the situa
tion quietly. He decided that ho
would be ousted, anyway, and might
as well “resign voluntarily” and
take the bonus. The board gave
out laudatory resolutions about his
valuable services to the state aad
everything was lovely.
Considerable state offense was
He Knew.
From the Virginia Reel.
Relative—My boy, I thought you were
going to get married?
Kx-Collegiate—Girl threw me over
• Why bo?”
“Didn’t get my degree.”
"But I thought you always made
passing grades.”
“The prof that busted me claims I
didn’t do enough work.”
"But how could he know?"
“He's the girl’s old man.”
Mrs. Bulah Croker, widow of Richard
Corker, former Ts-mmany hall chief
tain, denies that she has offered to
turn over to Tammany the* |J,000,000 es
tate left by her husband. She says, how
ever, that she Intends making a gift to
the organisation.
aroused by the attempt of tha board
of regents to "George Creel" tha
general public In this case. If Dr.
Johnson’s services had been as
highly satisfying as implied in tha
board's resolutions, then the board
\0&s clearly wrong in crowding him
out of the position. If his services
were not satisfactory, on the other
hand, the board was wrong in try
ing to deceive the public about it.
It was a record of rank inconsist*
ency, from one angle.
Attorney General Jones does not
seem to cater very strongly to po
litical exigencies. His nomination
came about in December, 1921.
through a surprise flash of insur
gency at the state proposal meet
. ing. State Auditor Jones (not re
lated to Buell) also wasn’t on
the slate. Auditor Jones held up
Dr. Johnson’s September warrant
antf secured a ruling on the sub
ject. The two Joneses up at Pierre
are worth keeping in mind.
8y«tem Not Whole Thing.
If the Gate City Guii » may be
accepted as authority, thj city man
ager system at Rapid City has not
been a howling success. There
may be a phase of local politic In
the estimate, hut the Guide make*
an extended detailed showing in
support of its position.
Shortly after assuming office, the.
Guide says, the city manager ma
neuvered for a majority on the city
commission which would stay with
' Galley Three , South Dakota. *
him through thick apd thin, thus
promoting and maintaining a faction-,
al fight on the bpard and In the city.;
In order to carry out his policies a
city manager would need the back
ing and support of the city commis
sion, but doubts easily could arise
about the merits of support secured
and pledged In advance through a
factional organization. The city
commission should be free te ap
prove or disapprove according to
the merits of each situation.
The Guide declares that general
affairs In the city have not received
as much attention under xhe city
manager system as before. Com-i
plaints from all parts of the city’'
have gone unheeded, it says, and
the city manager gave approval to |
work which members of the com-|
mission, on their own investigation, i
found to be faulty.
It’s clear 'enough, anyway, that
systems alone will not alleviate
city woes. The ability, dUllgence
and honesty of officials are factors
which count uuder any system.
Old Tun**.
Up In the yellow-bronze fold of a hiJV
Warm on the aun-alope away from
the chill,
Tiny brown huse like the nuts at
its. door whpre the frost fin
gers had flung them;
Canopied sumacs a shelter of flame;
Little wild creatures, Jialf* timid, half
There you remembered the songs
of the past as those old voice*
once sung them.
Barbra Allen and Robin Adair,
Still they come graciously near to you
Ballads as old as the rugged old
hills throbbed in your
thoughts as you listened.
Quavering shrill of a katydid flute
Seemed an old voice now forever
laid mute;
And the far valleys that sprfid
to your view suddenly misted
and glistened.
Once—Oh, it lays a life’s Jouney be
Little bare feetnup the mountainside
Followed a stony, wild wander
ing path through the blurred
haze of September; *
Came to a d>ugh little picketed gate;
Came where a weathered plank door
stood awlt—
Something too sweet for a heart
to forget some thing too sad
to remember.
Out on the steps when the twilight
came down;
Old Uncle Simon, a puckery brown;
Little Aunt Eldor with red apple
cheek*, eyes like a twinkle of
There they eat Binging the Bongs of
their youth,
Btarkiey clothed lessons in valor and
Lesson* that lived with you
through the long, strang,
wanderlust day* that cam*
Up In the yellow-bronze fold of a hill.
Warm on the sun slope away from
the chill,
Still it cilngs broken and sear as
a nut when it’s ripe kernel 1*
But to the youngster who played
there of yore.
Valor sits ever Just over the door;
Love and fidelity, taught by its
songs, merciless years haVe
not shaken.
—Gertrude West, in the Kansas City
Star._ _ _
A New Abili.
From the Los Angeles Times.
“Where were you last night?” de
manded the wife of the overworked
“Didn't I tell you I was out lectur
ing to a special olass?"
“How about these poker chips which
dropped out of your pocket?"
“Why. I lectured on blood. The red
chips represented the red cells and the
white were the white corpuscles.”
“But how about these blue ones?”
“The blue ones represented the cor
puscles of the venous blood.”
"After this,” snapped the wife, "cash
in after your lectures.”
Mrs. 8. J. Roberts, <8 years old, is a
student In 'the class of Journalism at
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The Same Thing.
When Mr. Wombat came home and
announced that he would have lo can
cel his vacation plans Mrs. Wombnt
demanded to know what was wrong.
He explained that he couldn't leave
business. Whereat she was, to put it
mildly, peeved.
"You put aside a thousand dollars
for this trip, didn't you?”
“I did.”
"“Here I am expecting a trip to the
seashore. You’ve got. the money. And
now you say you can't leuve business.”
ou take the $1,000,” suggested
’Vonibat calmly, “and Igiy some
clothes. Probably do you ns
as a trip to the seashore."
Don’t wonder whether you can, dye
be. tint successfully, because perfect
home dyeing is guaranteed with’’Dia
mond Dyes”
tiat Is a rollation?”
little bit to eat served
. _i
Caused to Be Roiled.
I was Invited out to spend the day
ivltti a lady whom I do not care much
for. I called her up and told her that
[ was very sorry, but that I could not
;ome, ns a friend of ours had just
;ohie bade from the country and was
foustny at our house for a week.
Imagine my emharrnssment when
die told me, very coldly, that this
friend find been staying at her home
for three days and that It was on her
agcount that she asked me.
We huve never spoken since.
Cuticura Soothes Baby Raabea
That itch and burn, by hot bath*
of Cuticura §oap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe
cially, If a little of the fragrant Cuti
cura Talcum is dusted on at the flor
Ish. ’ 25c each.—Advertisement.
/ In Walt for the Traveler.
“I understand you huve no holdup
men in Crimson Gulch.”
“You understand wrong," said Cac
tus Joe. “Only they’re modernised.
We’ve got a taxi stand and a gaso
line station just like other towns.”—■
Washington Star.
Best Way to Relieve Palm *«■
Is by direct outside application and
the best remedy is, an Allcock's Plnatei
—the original, and genuine.—Adv.
Honor Napoleon.
Ajaccio was chosen Ihe capltnl of
Corsica because Napoleon’s mother de
sired that his birthplace be Honored
in that way.
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