MRS. BUTLER’S I
ACHES AND PAINS
Vanished After Using Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound
W. Philadelphia, Pa.—' ‘When I deuneu
house last April 1 must have overlifted.
for after that I had
pains and aches all
the time and was so
discouraged. I could
hardly ao my own
housework, and I
couldnot carry a bas
ket of groceries from
the store nor walk
even four or five
squares without get
ting terrible pains in
my back ana abdo
men and lower limbs.
I went to visit a friend in Mt. Holly,
N. J., and die said, ‘Mrs. Butler, why
don’t you take Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound?’ My husband
said that if it did her so much good
for the same trouble, I should try it.
So I have taken It and it is doing me
good. Whenever I feel heavy or bad,
it puts me right on my feet again. I
; am able to do my work with pleasure
' and am getting strong and stout. I still
take the Vegetable Compound and Liver
Pills, and am using Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Sanative Wash."—Mrs. Charles But
| ler,1233 S. Hanson St,,W.Phila.; Pa.
Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass., for a free copy of
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Private Text Book
upon "Ailments of Women."
^ Well, Who Wouldn’t Be Mad?
1 The maddest man the other morning
/was the fellow who had called his de
partment store by telephone Saturday
jand ordered some special sale golf
balls for early Sunday morning play,
land on arriving at the club opened
/the package and found the store had
pent mothballs.—Kansas City Star.
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The Last Anxiety.
She leaned over the dying man’s
bed with tender sympathy.
“My dear husband,” she said, In the
voice of an angel, “be brave. Remem
ber, we shall meet In heaven.”
Clasping her hand, he attempted to
smile, but a frown crossed his brow.
“Yes, I know, dear,” he sighed.
“But your mother says she will be
there, too 1”,—Richmond Times-Dis
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Opportunity Was His.
For years there was a playwright
i around London who had more venom
than ability. He could always pick a
success to pieces and invariably did.
But he had never produced a success
of his own.
One night at the Savage club he
i became so foolish as to attack the Im
mortal bard of Avon.
“Shakespeare,” he sputtered, “lift
ed half his pfots.”
' This was too much for an old crit
ic, who came back at him In a flash.
“Then lift one of his and write s
1 play around It. Show him up.”
Open for Two Hundred Years.
Westminster hospital, which origi
nated from an infirmary “for reliev
ing the sick and needy,” is the oldest,
subscription hospital In London, and
Will shortly close Its doors for the first
time In 200 years for six months’ need
ful repairs.
It was first established in Petty
Prance, next in Chapel street, and aft
erwards In James street. About 1830
the Inwoods, the architects of St. Pan
eras church, designed the present
building, in sham Tudor, and It sits ill
enough on the site of Westminster,
market, where once stood the ancient
cruciform Sanctuary church.
lore Will 8l«ep In Bunka.
Shattering a custom of the sea, the
new scout cruiser Detroit will have
bunks which can be folded up so as
not to be In the way, instead of the
time-honored hammocks, and each man
of the crew will be assigned a locker
in which to keep his belongings, In
stead of being compelled to pack them
in a bag.
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GIRL’S RESCUE
STARTS DRIVE
Thirteen Year Old Victim
Taken From “Black and
Tan” Resort
A campaign against "black and !
tan” resorts was announced by Police
Chief James F. Shanley Monday
night following rescuing of a 13
year-old white girl from a den at 705
West Seventh street. x
Police declare they have informa
tion of plans to operate a chain of
these resortg in the city. The resorts
must be stamped out, Shanley said
in his edict to police.
Several white girls hav rescued
from such places, police say. Reu
ben McArthur, alleged proprietor of
the house where the 18-year-old
white girl was found Saturday night,
was charged Monday with enticing
a female minor to a disorderly house.
Seven others, mixed white and color
ed persons, found by police in the
house Saturday night, were sen
tenced to 30 days in the county jail
in police court Monday morning.
Mother Asked 8earch
The little girl who McArthur is
accused of enticing to the house dis
appeared from her home about two
weeks ago. When she had been away
from two days her mother asked
police to search for her.
Shanley alleges McArthur met her
on a downtown street and succeeded
in getting her to accompany him to
his house. All avaailable patrolmen
and detectives were detailed to Join
the search for her. Acting on a tip
that she had been taken to the West
Seventh street house, officers search
ed the premises, but neither of the
pair was found.
Two days later Sioux Falls police
wired that McArthur and the girl
had been seen in that city and had
left there in an automobile. Last
Saturday they were seen to enter
McArthur’s house. He escaped when
police entered the house to arrest
him.
' Found in Dark Room
The girl, in a' semi-conscious con
dition and showing the marks of a
beating was found in a dark room.
She was taken to the police matron’s
rooms at the city jail for safe.keep
ing. Monday morning she was sen
tenced to serve one year in the
Good Shepherd's home.
McArthur will appear in police
court today or Wednesday to answer
Shanley’s charge.
WIFE DRINKS
LYSOL POTION
Tells Police Tried Poisoning
Because of Treatment
By Husband
Mrs. Nellie Huble, 1121 Slghth
Street, found Monday afternoon near
610 Tenth street, unconscious and
with an empty lysol bottle near her
Bide, is in a critical condition at
the Samaritan hospital.
Police say she told them Monday
night she took the poison because
of disappointment in her husband.
July 4, Huble was arrested on an
assualt charge on sworn Informa
tion from his wife. He was bound
over to the grand Jury by Police
Judge Carlos W. Goltz.
Since that time Mrs. Huble has
filed a divorce petition and haq been
staying at the Good Shepherd's
home. Monday afternoon in com
pany with’ her mother and a sister,
she went downtown to shop. Her
mother left her at Sixth and Pierce
streets on the way back to the home.
She was found a few minutes later
by C. E. Long, Sloan, la. Westcott’s
ambulance was called and Mrs
Huble removed to the hospital,
Physicians say she may recover.
U.S. STARTS ON
TRIMMING NAVY
San Francisco, Aug. 27.—The des
truction by hammer and torch of
what many nations in the world might
consider a fair sized navy, has been
begun in two Pacific coast shipyards
in compliance with orders predicating
the armament conference in Wash
ington.
Seven "ships of the line,” are being
- fairly overrun today by "stripping
crews” removing small ordinance and
other works that "may come in
handy” later.
Foremost comes the great Montane
27.6 per cent, completed at Mare
Island. However, the Qeorgla, also
at Mare Island, has the greatest his
torical interest. Back in 1906 while
this battleship was engaged in target
practic off Provlncetown, Mass., an
explosion in one of her super-imposed
turrets killed the entire turret crew
of 20 and nearly wrecked the ship.
The ether ships are the Nebraska,
New Jersey, Rhode Island and Ver
mont all at Mare Island. None of the
doomed boats on this coast will be
used for target practice by the navy*
Nephew Mrs. Sawyer
Held On Big Charge
Chicago, Aug. 27.—Thomas R.
Stevie, formerly of Toledo, who told
police he is a nephew of Mrs. Charles
E. Sawyer, wife of the president’s
physician, is held here today on
charges of moving mortgaged pro
perty from the state.
'Tm glad the mean little old Wit
ches’ magical Invisible bumble bees
lod not sting you, little Nea Gnome!”
Raggedy Ann Said when little Ned
Gnome came walking up to the Rag
gedys aa they watched little Wanda
Witch go lickety split for home,
“One lit right upon my nose!” little
Ned Gnome laughed, but though I
could not see him, I felt him the
moment he lit and gnocked him off
with my hat! What ever made the
Witches’ magical invisible bumble
bees quit chasing me and Btart
chasing Miss Wanda Witch?" he
asked.
"Well, little Ned Gnome, I will tell
you,” Raggedy Ann said, “Wanda
Witch came hopping through the
bushes and caught me the moment
the invisible bumble bees chased you
away, and Wanda Witch tried to
catch Raggedy Andy. But Raggedy
Andy skipped out of hqr way, and I
pulled the other way as hard as I
could. Then Raggedy Andy said, "I
wish your magical invisible bumble
bees would quit chasing little Ned
Gnome and would chase you. Miss
Wanda Witch.” Wanda Witch did not
believe they would do it!" Raggedy
Andy laughed, “And she had Just
started pulling Raggedy Ann to her
house when along came her own in
visible bumble bees and chased her!
She dropped Raggedy Ann in a hur
ry!’Raggedy Andy laughed.
"Maybe we hr.d better start to run
and get as far away from the two
mean little Witches as we can!” Little
Ned Gnome said, "I do not enjoy
having them magical Invisible bum
ble bees chase me!”
"Let us go and visit Betsy Bonnet
String!" Raggedy Ann suggested,
"Betsy Bonnet String Is very nice!”
So the Raggedys and little Ned
Gnome started off through the deep,
deep woods to visit Betsy BBonnet
String, but they had not gone far
sailing after them upon her flying
broom. *
Witch!” "Wanda Witch cried when
she caught sight of the Raggedys
and little Ned Gnome, “And she is at
home putting baging soda on her nose
where one of the invisible bumble
bees stung her, but you shan’t es
cape from me this time! I’ve made an
invisible string to tie you with and
Wanda Witcfi'was very angry at
Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy and
little ..ed Gnome When she returned
to the deep, deep woods and found
that the three friends had escaped
again.
“Just you wait!” she said to no one
in particular, for there was no one
listening, "I’ll bet the next time I
catch them, they will not escape!”
Wanda Witch found her flying broom
right where she had the Raggedys
and little Ned Gnome tied with the
invisible string, but of course the
three had run away long before.
"Now, I wonder which way they
ran?" Wanda Witch asked herself.
"Well It does no good trying to guess*
I will Just get upon lay fiytog broom
and It will soon take mo to where
they are, no matter i»o\v they may
be hidden!" So Wanda Witch
climbed upon her flying broom and
said, "Glddap, flying t^room! Take
me to where Raggedy nn and Raggedy
Andy are hiding!” And of course the
flying broom carried Wanda Witch
right through the deep, deep woods
to the soda water spring, for that
was right where the Raggedys and
little Ned Gnome had run.
Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy
and little Ned Gnome were at the
soda water spring drinking lovely
vanilla sodas and eating the candy
covered cookies which grew upon
the bushes nearby.
Of course Witches never drink soda
water, at least Wanda Witch had
never tasted any and when she saw
the Raggedys and little Ned Gnome
drinking the vanilla sodas, she
thought they were Just drinking plain
every day water because they were
thirsty. So Wanda Witch picked out
one o fher magic charms from her
little pocket book. It was a piece
of blue bottle and a very good magi
cal charm If it had only been used
for good magic.
"I wish the water would turn
green!" Wanda Witch said after she
had rubbed the charm three times
with her left hand.
And of course, Just as soon as she
said this, the soda water turned
green. "Dear me!” little Ned Gnome
said. "What is the matter with our
soda water spring, Raggedy Ann?”
Raggedy Ann looked at the spring
and saw that it had turned green,
then she dipped up a cup full and
tasted it. She did not know that
Wanda Witch was peeping out of the
bushes.
“Oh, goodies!" Raggedy Ann cried
when she tasted the new green soda
water. "It has changed from vanilla
flavor to lime flavor and is ever so
much better than It was before!” So
she dipped up a cup full for little
Ned Gnome and another for Raggedy
Andy. And when Wanda Witch saw
they were drinking the green soda
water she grew so angry she ran
right home to tell her sister, Wlnda
Witch to come and help her work
magic which would catch the Rag
gedys. "I’ll get Raggedy Ann’s Wish
ing Pebble and Raggedy Andy’s
Wishing Stick th enext time!” she
howled as Bhe flew through the woods
on her flying broom. But the Rag
geys and little Ned Gnome never
knew tat she had been near them
and so just went on having a delight
ful picnic all by themselves.
In The Lava’s Path Dramatic
Incidents Of Aetna’s Latst Eruption
Santi Savrine in La Tribuna (Rome).
The lava slowly encircled the little station of Castiglione.
The keeper’s red cottage was empty. Only one living tiling still
lingered in the vicinity. A black and white spotted dog. Ho re
fused to move when the neighboring sheds were overwhelmed,
when the human occupants of the cottage fled, when his own
master sadly dragged himaelf away from the home he was never
to see again.
The faithful watchdog remained on guard, lest strolling vaga
bonds—there are so many of them in this world—might try to
profit by his master’s absence. Stretched in the middle of the
room where the latter’s desk stood until yesterday, he refused to
budge.
Death crept steadily nearer. A group of boys tried to drive
him off. They threw stones at him. He would not move, but
watched them with suspicious eyes. The lava had stealthily crept
completely around the building. One wing began to burn. Frag- ,
ments fell from the roof. At length the faithful dog disappeared
without a sound, under the ruins of his master’s home.
The night is full of miracles. The stars shine brilliant in the i
heaven. The serene majesty of the sky above seems strangely out
of harmony with the fiery forment close at hand.
This is a typical witches Sabbath. A horde of red gnomes
rushes down the mountainside. A weird jazz band rythm can be
detected in the crash and tumult of the advancing flow. The mad
saraband, excited by infernal powers, at length crashes against the
barriers of this Satan’s dance hall, overthrows them with a crack
ling roar, and pushes on, lighting its way with the torches of tho
flaming trees that vainly block its path.
Wnat a lantastic vision! wnat marvelous nrewomsi mo
lava creeps around the bases of the trees, driving the sap up the
trunks until it exudes from all the twigs and branches in pearly
jewels turned silver and ruby by the lurid fire below. But this
lasts only a moment, then the branches twist in agonized spirals,
and, bursting forth into a sudden blaze, are consumed in a scintil
lating shower of sparks and embers.
We see the spectators breaking branches from the trees in tha
path of the advancing lava, to carry off as souvenirs. A strange
procession this, that after enjoying its fill of the spectacle winds
down the mountain paths toward Piedimonte, bearing aloft green
trophies.
Dawn. Swallows circle close to the slowly advancing death
line. They are seeking their trees, their nests, and are bewildered
to find them no longer here. They circle and crisscross swiftly in
an ecstasy of trepidation. Some, in a sort ef delirium, plunge
directly into the clouds of smoke, returning a moment later with
plaintive cries.
So over the ruin and desolation that the mountain# has
wrought, the rising sun hears only the laments of the swallows—
the anxious calling of these humble and beautiful creatures thaf
St. Francis loved.
For men have lost the power to weep.
Our Henry as 8een in England.
Q. W. Barron in Wall Street Journal.
Henry Ford’s book had made a
greater impression in England than in
the United States. It was a revela
tion to the English people as to
American mass production and what
American muscle, machinery, organi
zation and engineering talent can ac
complish.
It also __ astonished English thinkers
eoncerning the depth and originality
In Henry Ford’s think-tank. They
have no comment concerning the com
bination therein of inventive genlut
and political vagaries. They see only
potentiality and future possibilities.
Something to Ponder.
From the Christian Science Monitor.
At the moment of the election of
Magnus Johnson, the Monitor asked
for a suspension of Judgment of the
man whom all the sensational writers
of the American Press were trying to
make ridiculous. We think this ex
tract from a speech delivered by him
last Saturday gives added justifica
tion to the Monitor’s appeal:
"If this country is to prosper and
to withstand the onslaughts of radi
calism, we must show more lqve in
the churches, te&eh more considera
tion in our schools and show more
charity between man and man.”
RATHER SPOILED THE EFFECT
Unfortunate That Proud Driver of
Car Should Have Forgotten Ut
Remove That Pall.
They were talking about embarrass
ing moments at the Friday Morning
club when one fair matron remarked:
“While living In a amall western
town a few years ago, raj husband
purchased an automobile. Upon in
specting our garage I discovered a
leak In the roof and, to save the new
machine from a possible drenching, I
placed a five-gallon pall on top of It.
“Several days later I motored to
town, all puffed up with pride, un
aware that the pall was still on top
of the car, and It surely was my most
embarrassing moment when I parked
near a dairy and a kind stranger
offered to take the milk pall down for
me."
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Many of the islands of the southern
coast of Africa, much frequented by
penguins, are only now reverting to
pre-war conditions. Colonies of pen
guins settled on these islands and
large quantities of guano were yearly
collected. The war produced an at
mosphere—by constant gun-practice of
.warships and members of the defense
force—which, unaccustomed as they
were to these conditions, frightened
them away from their usual haunts,
and now that these practices have
been given up, the penguins are grad
ually returning to the islands of early
^associations, with the promise also of
a corresponding Increase In guano
deposits from their return.
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Feeling Was Mutual.
Billie had been a naughty
upon rising in the morning his mother
said, “Now, Billie, you were a bad
boy yesterday and I hope you will be
bolter today. esterday nobody liked
you.”
“That's all right, mother,” said
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Swelling Price of "Ham and—P
a visitor from the Pacific coast say*
that Emil Iiodson, owner of the east
ern Washington hog which sold foe
$1,500 recently, was visited by J. H.
Thuey of Wlnlock, Wash., who raised
the $890 hen spld Inst spring. Thlv
conference has become the newest
Northwest joke sponsored by Spok&ns
hotel men, who started the rumor that
ham and eggs were due for a startling
advance. “Eat more ‘ham and’ while
you can," was the slogan adopted by
them.—New York'Sun and Globe.
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