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Of course kindly people do not get cross, but the Snoopwiggy shuffled his feet when he walked across the magician's kitchen, like some boys do when the. teacher asks them to come ap before her desk when they have misbehaved. I guess it was because the Snoopwiggy knew he had done wrong when he ran from the magi cian’s kitchen though we can’t blame him very much for wishing to run away. "When you set the table, you can get dinner ready!" old Mister Hokus said as he walked into the other room and began reading the Sunday news paper Just as if everything was set tled. The poor Snoopwiggy didn't know what to do. He had never even fried eggs before, or made biscuits, but he knew he had to get dinner some way, or other because old Mister Hokus looked very hungry. Magicians always look hungry, but the Snoopwiggy did not know this. "Less see." the Snoopwiggy said to himself, “Maybe I had better fry him a dozen eggs and make some cof fee.” So he put the skillet upon the stove and placed six eggs in it and a lot of butter. Then he took a spoon and rolled the eggs around the skillet. Finally one of the eggs grew hot and the shell broke right in two and the *-1 2FI The Magician Tied Him to the Table Leg With the Magic String. egg spilled into the skillet. Then Another and another did the same until every egg was broaen. “Dear me,” the Snoopwiggy said to himself, “maybe he will be angry when he finds I have broken the eggs, so I guess I will put these away . and get some new ones.” So the Snoopwiggy scraped all the eggs into the fire and got six new ones but these all burst open too. 'This will never do!" the Snoopwiggy said, “they make the shells much too thin.” Finally after he had hunted all around he found six nice shiny eggs. The Snoopwiggy thumped them and they seemed a lot harder than the others. So the Snoopwiggy put these in the skillet with a lot of butter and stirred them around a long time. These nice shiny eggs did not crack open like the others had done cause these were china eggs with which old Mister Hokus, the magician April fooled his hens. When the Snoop tviggy thought the china eggs had cooked long enough, he put them in a. saucer and put salt and pepper ind sugar on them. “Dinner’s ready,” he called to the magician. Just as soon as the magi cian saw the dinner the Snoopwiggy had cooked he said, “My goodness how do you expect me to eat that kind of dinner?" The Snoopwiggy just shuffled his feet, because he didn't know what to say. "I.’ll go back and read my Sun day paper until you cook me some thing a lot better than glass eggs.” “Dear me," the Snoopwiggy said as he sat down and crossed his four legs, “I wish he would magic a nice dinner, because he is going to be real hungry before I try to cook again.” And leaning back against the wall, the Snoopwiggy was soon fast asleep. “What I would like to know is how you rescued me when old Mister Hokus, the magician, had me tied to the table leg with a magic string, Raggedy Ann?” the Snoopwiggy asked. “I just fooled old Mister Hokus, the magician!” Raggedy Ann laughed. "I pretended that if you had your fin gers crossed, the magic wouldn’t ■ work, and because old Mister Hokus believed it,, why, you see, it didn’t work and so I just rescued you, easy as pie!” "I’m very glad you did!” the Snoop wiggy said. "For I am not a very good hired girl!” “A hired girl?” the Wiggysnoop asked. "How can a Snoopwiggy be a hired girl when he is a Snoopwiggy | boy?” "That’s Just what I would like to know!" the Snoopwiggy replied. “But the magician said that he had al ways wanted a hired girl to cook his 1 dinners and brush the crumbs away and shoo the chickens oft the porch, like little Orphan Annie, and that he I The Greek representative at Laus anne talks of the Greek army's abil ity to defend the national honor, in case Turkey Insists on indemnity. The Turks were yesterday reported to have blown up a bridge, that the average American never heard of, but one very Important to Greeks and Turks. Look out for another war in that distressed east. Long Experience. From London Passing Show. Counsel—The cross examination didn’t seem to worry you at all. Have you had experience in that line? Client—Married three times. wanted me to be his hired girl! I tried to fry some eggs in butter, but Juet as soon as the eggs grew hot, the shells popped open and they spilled into the skillet then when I found some real hard eggs and cooked them in butter, old Mister Hokus, the magi cian wouldn't eat them because he said they were April fool glass eggs he used to fool his chicken with!" Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy laughei at whah the Snoopwiggy said, for lots of times at home, they had seen Marcella’s Granma put glass eggs in the nests so that the hens would lay more eggs to hatch into fluffy little baby chickens. And they laughed when the Snoopwiggy told of frying the eggs and the hsells popped open. "The next time you play hired girl, Mister Snoopwiggy," said Raggedy Ann, “you must put the skillet upon the stove, then put your grease into it, then break the shell of the eggs and drop the egg into the skillet!" "If you do that,” the Snoopwiggy laughed, “then I don't see why it makes any difference if you Just put the whole egg in and let it pop open.” “Just because,” Raggedy Ann ex plained, “when youi do that, then the shell gets mixed with the other part of the egg and it isn't good to eat No one eats egg shells.” “I wish I had known that!” the Snoopwiggy said, "for old Mister Hokus looked ever and ever so hungry and I felt sorry for him.” "Oh! You did, did you?” the magi cian howled as he jumped from in back of a tree and caught the Snoop wiggly, "Well then, you can just come back home with me again and| fry the eggs.” The Wiggysnoop and Grinny Bear wanted to wrestle old Mister Hokua, the magician, and take Snoopwiggy away from him, but the magician crossed his fingers and said, "If it was fair for Raggedy Ann to rescue him when he had his fingers crossed, then it is fair for me to capture him again when he doesn’t have them crossed.” And of course Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy knew it was best to play fair. When old Mister Hokus, the magi cian reached his home with the Hnoopwiggy he said, "Now I Bhall not let Raggedy Ann fool me again, as she did before! So instead of tying you to the table leg with a magic string, I shall put this magic lock in your pocket, then I will lock the lock and then I know you will not be able to run away, for it won’t make any dif ference even if you do cross your fin gers, I’ve even got King’s Ex on. fin ger crossing!” “Then I guess I shall never be able to escape!” the Snoopwiggy sadly sighed. “I just guess you won’t!” the ma gician promised. “I never yet found anyone who could escape when I put the magic lock in their pockets and locked the lock, even if I have never tried it, I know they can’t do it!” Old Mister Hokus put the magic lock in the Snoopwiggy’s pocket and locked the lock. "Now just you let me see you escape. Mister Snoop wiggy!” the magician said. “I shall not try!” the Snoopwiggy replied. "It wouldn’t do you even a speck of good to try!” the magician laughed. “Aw! I’ll bet I could escape if I wanted to!” the Snoopwiggy said as they walked into the magician's house. “Hu!” I’ll bet a nickel you couldn’t even if you tried ever and ever so hard. Anyway, you must start right In and cook me something to eat, for I am getting hungrier and hungrier ever minute and the longer you put off cooking, the more you will have to cook!” The Magician tied an apron around the Snoopwiggy and put a spoon in one of his hands and a skillet in the other hand. "Now hurry!” he said. The poor Snoopwiggy did not know what to do and was just about to sit down and try to go to sleep to forget all his troubles when old Mis ter Hokus, who had gone into the dining room gave a glad cry arrd came running out. “You’re the best hired girl I ever had!” he cried as he slapped the Snoopwiggy upon the back. “So take off your apron and come right into the dining room and we will eat!” The Snoopwiggy didn't know what to say for he did not know that Rag gedy Ann had made any wishes for nice things to be on the magician's table. So the Snoopwiggy just smiled and swallowed real hard and followed the magician into the dining room. There he saw the table piled high with goodies. The magician was Just pulling up two chairs when Raggody Ann and Grinny Bear and the Wiggysnoop and Raggedy Andy all knocked real hard on the door, “Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!” like that. “Ha!” the magician-cried as he ran to the door. “I hope that is company, because you cooked such good things and so many of them, I will have enough for six, or seven people!” . And when he saw that it was Rag gedy Ann and her friends, he cried, “Come right in and have dinner with the Snoopwiggy and me!” And you see, that was just what Raggedy Ann had wished for and it all came true, just like a fairy story. And of course, good things do really come true. Wring Its Neck. From the Chicago Daily News. "Waiter!" From the table by the window the voice of an elderly man rose in wrathful accents. "Walter!" “Yes. sir,” replied the much harassed one. The elderly man, overcome by his emotions, made several vain efforts to speak. Then— "Take this egg away!” he roared. “Take it away.” “Yes, sir," said the waiter, as he glanced wistfully at the offending ar ticle. “And—and what shall’I do with It, sir?" "Do with it?” The outraged custo mer rose menacingly from his chair. "Do with it?" he bellowed fiercely. "Why, wring Its neck." HOG PRICES MAY SETTLE SOLON RACE Minnesota Farmers Forming Political Opinions From Mar ket Quotations, News Writer Says—Sees Ford Sentiment. BY CHARLES N. WHEELER, Universal Service Correspondent. St. Paul, Minn., Maj 27.—The out standing political development ot the week In Minnesota’s spectacular sen atorial mixup was recorded at the South 3t. Paul stock yards. Hogs reached the lowest level since De cember, 1921, averaging $6.64. Some grades sold as low as $4.00 per 100 pounds. This explains why the farmer-labor forces appear to have an excellent chance Just at this time to send an other of their men to the United States Senate to work with Ship stead. It alo explains in a measure why Shipstead was in attendance at the LaFollette bloc conference in Chi cago last week. The prosperity in the building line and in railroad rolling stock better ments. which is being reflected in the larger cities, has not yet reached the farmer of the northwest. On the other hand, with the price of farm machinery and other things he has to buy as high or higher in some cases than at the peak of the World war, and with the dollar’s purchas ing power down to about 60 cents, six and one half cent hogs at the home market in St. Paul amount to famine years. Read Markets, Not Politics. Minnesota is an agricultural state, about 60 per cent, of the activities being confined to that line of produc tion. The farmers, according to their spokesmen hero, hardly read the or dinary political stuff any more. They are confining their attention to the market pages of the papers and their co-operative movements and take no stock in the average high brow polit ical propaganda that appears in the daily press. So when the price of hogs hit a new level this week in their home market, with everything else soaring, as they believe, the stock of the farmer labor movement took a new high Jump, if the reports from field agents from over the state are re liable. This is the situation outside of St. Paul and Minneapolis on the eve of the opening of what will be another spectacular senatorial contest. The last day for filing is Tuesday. An Interesting sidelight on the situation Is the growth of the senti ment among the farmers for Henry Ford for president on a third party ticket. If Ford can be prevailed upon to enter the field as an independent it is pretty well understood here that the farmer-labor forces would throw their support to him, even with Senator LaFollettte in the field. Political scouts from all parts of the country are headed for Minnesota to be here for the big battle that will have an important moral effect on the national situation. A tip from a friendly brother is that they all stop off at the South St. Paul stock yards for their real dope before coming in contact with the various press agents. The price of hogs and fat steers as well as small grains from now on until election day in July will* likely be the determining factor in the fight. BALDWIN’S TREATMENT P ES CHAMBERLAIN Charges New Premier Failed J to Make Effort to Reunito Conservatives. Universal Service. j London, May 27.—The split in the ' conservative party is apparently J wider than ever. The die hards are completely in the ascendant in the tory ranks, as is evidenced by a letter signed by Austen Chamberlain and | made public Sunday. Chamberlain charges tha, while it is known that he is acting in har mony with his former colleagues in the coalition cabinet, he was not in vited to any consultation in the in terest of a conservative reunion until the Stanley Baldwin cabinet was fully i formed. It was stated Sunday night that . Chamberlain will not be present at the tory caucus Monday to elect Baldwin as leader of the party. The sole result, so far, of Baldwin's cabinet making has been to add Lord Robert Cecil to'the government. DEATH TAKES MOTHER OF FAMOUS ‘DOLLY SISTERS’ New York, May 27.—Mrs. Margaret Wise Dolly, mother of Yanci and Ro-• slca Dolly, noted dancers, known on the stage as the "Dolly Sisters”, died here early fcJOnday. Death was due to heart disease. Until last December she had travelled with her daughters in all their engagements. The Dolly sisters are now in Paris. GRANDSTAND"FALLS AT BALL GAME, 28 INJURED Chicago, May 27.—Fifteen hundred baseball fans were in panic when a grahd stand crashed at a negro ball park at a game on Chicago’s south side Sunday. Twenty eight negroes were so bacV ly injured they were removed to hos pitals. The grandstand gave way when the fans made a demonstration in the seventh inning. 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