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Pellepreau, the discoverer of the valley, said he had glimpsed it from a mountain peak with the aid of a high-powered binoculars. From all reports be be lieved the valley had never been en tered. Some men believe It abounds in game and that mineral deposits are likely to be found. Walls of sharp penks surround the valley, standing like a barricade against man’s ad vance. Once over the walls, Pelle preau predicts, scaling ropes and lad ders will be necessary to get beyond the chasms. He thinks*the valley con tains 300 acres.—Scientific American. No man is as important as his wife would like to think lie is. H with FOLEYS fst*b/i±,\od 1875 World* Largest selling Cough medicine insist upon Foley 's _ i ■ , .1 MAN'S BEST AGE A man is as old as his organs; he can be as vigorous and healthy at 70 as at 35 if he aids his organs in perfcrming their functions, iteep your vital organs healthy with LATHROP’S ^ HAARLEM OIL I I The world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles since 1696; corrects disorders; stimulates vital organs. All druggists, three sizes. laok for th* n, m. Gold Modal on nvtr bo* and accept no imitation -^KiUX CITY PTO. CO., NO. 12-19/3. VISIT OF THE PASSION PLAY. TO BRING the famous Passion ; players of Oberammorgau to i America would bo a dubious un dertaking. Especially would it be so financially, if the players did not put on the Passion play, which attracts every decade so many pilgrims to the little Bavarian village. It Is hardly likely that the American pub lic would turn out in any numbers to v«ew the spectacle of the simple village folk engaged In their daily wood carving, their usual occupation between the decennial presentations of the Passion play. Tet American promoters are reported to be about to embark upon such an enterprise. But even If the Passion play were to be enacted here, the thing would still be dubious. To be sure this is a commercial age, when humanity Is bowed down before the great god Success, whose name, as has been said, is usually spelled with a capi tal S with two parallel bars rampant. But surely something ought to be held sacred from the contaminating touch of commercialism even today. Something should be left free of the dollar sign. The Oberammergau Passion play is the fulfillment of a vow made to God a long time ago by villagers imbued with a great faith in Provi dence. In the midst of the harsh sophistication of the modern world, the PasBion play has been a refresh ing survival of a time when life was less complicated, when man felt more keenly the wonders of the uni verse and his kinship with the Great Father. To ma*jy it has been a source of spiritual reawakening—for the display ef devotion was genuine. If the Passion players should be brought to this country and exhi bited to the populace for a few pieces of silver, the idea behind the Oberammergau festival would sur vive about as long as a plucked rose. An Unusual Interview. From the Boston Poet. Mrs. Fisher, who* says her real name Is Dorothy Frances Canfield, asked to ten about herself, said: "A large oresr. Dot's see. My people came to America In ltll aod settled tn Connecticut. In 3T44 certain of my an cestors came over the Indian trails from Connecticut to Vermont. See that spring out there T’ She pointed to a tiny fountain that bubbled over the front lawn of her Ar lington home. "Did you drink r' she asked the re porter. Then you noticed perhaps that the water Is soft. That la unusual about here. Well., my great-great-great an cestress dismounted from her horse on the trail there 157 years ago and founu that the water was soft. 'Her# Is where we stop.' she announced.” "And.” con tinued Mrs. Fisher, "the Canfield family has been here ever since. My father was James Hulme Canfield, an educator, a college professor and president of sev eral state universities." "What is Mr. Fisher's profession?" "He just lives here and tends to things. AVe have a saw mill, you know, and cut timber here—no small timber; Mr. Fisher Is very strict about that. Mr. Fisher Is of an old Philadelphia family of doctors and lawyers. His great grandfather founded the Dogan library there." "Is Mr. Fisher a doctor or a lawyer?” "No. Pie was captain in France with the American ambulance field service. He was captain, toe of th* last football team at Columbia university. Now he Is interested In lumber lands and re foresting. AVe have put out about 50.000 young pines on the mountain side here.’’ "Does he write, too?” "He is the remarkable critic of what I write,” she answered. A Pioneer. From the Kansas City Star. A lecturer on vegetarianism in a vil lage remarked: "It is to the pioneers of big movements that the credit tend honor belong, not to the followers," and then he exhorted his hearers to become pioneers. At the end of the lecture he was approached by an elderly woman who thanked him for speaking so kindly of her son William. i "But I think you have made a mis- ! take,’’ replied the lecturer. "I don't know your son, and 1 ain not aware 1 that I mentioned him tonight.” "Yes, yea,” she said. "AVllliam is one of the pioneers of the big move ments." “Oh, I see.” replied the lecturer. I "What is your son, madam?” “What is William?*' said the proud mother in a tone of surprise, “why, he walks' In front of a steam roller, hold ing a red flag.” Seattle, Washington, nas some of the finest concrete automobile roads In the country. It Is having great trouble trying to curb speed maniacs. Heavy fine* and jail sentences have been of little avail. A public spirited realtor of that city, has hit upon a novel plan to reduce the speed evil. With a view to reaching the finer Instincts of au temobilists, he has placed signs along '.he roads reading as follows: "A Great Country"—"'A Beautiful Ufa"—“What's Your Hurry?” Krona the summit of the great pyra mid there is a grand view southward, down a straggling, but imposing, line of pyramids rising dimly as far as one can see on the southern horizon. Each pyramid was a royal tomb, and for us each such tomb means that a 'king lived, ruled and died. The line is over 60 miles long, and the oldest pyramids represent the first great age of Egyptian civilization after the land was united under one king. We may call it the pyrr.mld ago, and it lasted from 3000 to 2500 B. C.—James H. Breasted. In “Ancient Times.” One Kansas weather observer in the pay of Unrie Sam admits he has predicted anew on 15 separate oc casions this winter, and It hasn’t snowed yet So far he thinks he hasn't lost prestige, except with the coal men. But wait until he guesses wrong the other way Just once. Reads and Trails In National Forests. Department of Agriculture Bulletin. A total of $14,(42,042 has be«n appro priated by the government to the etates for rends and trails within or adjacent to the national forest Total expendi tures of federal and co-operative funds amounting to $22,216,724 have already been disbursed To date 4.7(6 miles ok read and 6,711 miles of trail havo best* renstruoted and $.744 miles of read and *»»U have been repaired sad ImgrorsR , * LADIES' BRANCH K. K. K* 1 7 It. H. Davis is supreme secretary of the Ladie.^of the Invisible Empire. With his wire, he is organizing the new order and declares he expects to initiate 1,000 members in Shreveport, La., next month. They claim to have branches in 33 states. Their purpose is similar to that of the Ku Klux Klan, although they are said to have no official connection with that or ganization. CHINESE NATURAL BORN BOOTLEGGERS Citizens of the Orient Didn’t Know Meaning of Word Few Months Ago. BY CLARENCE DUBOSE, United Press Staff Correspondent. Tokyo.—You've got to hand it to the Chinese bootleggers. A few months ago they didn’t even know what the word meant. Now they can give cards and spades to Amer ican artists engaged in that gentle and diverting industry and beat ’em at their own game. “They seem to be natural born to it! Sort of a gift, like being able to pitch curves or knowing when to , draw to two pair," a trans-P&ciflc . skipper commented to me recently. \ “They’re sure wonders—these China men. I bet they could bootleg Bronx cocktails into the middle of the Sahara desert!” Bootlegging meant nothing in the young lives of the “China boys” on the Pacific ships until the bone dry order was applied to American flag boats not long ago. Overnight the “China boys” graduated and post graduated and took B. L. D. degrees. (That, of course means Doctor of Bootlegging. If you have that degree you can get a job on any trans-Pa cific passenger boat these days.) China-boy bootleggers now special ize in supplying thirsty passengers on American boats with any little thing—mixed or straight—their fancy may suggest. The China-boys have two requisites foi* bootlegging suc cess: 1, a marvelous sense of pro portion, and 2, an amazing aptitude for secreting things. They know ex actly how much stuff to get aboard for a round trip on the Pacific—and, what Is more important, they know exactly where and how to hide it while the ship is in an American port. BOILER HERMIT REPORTS EX-KAISERJHIS COUSIN Gainesville, Fla., (U. P.)—Living in an abandoned locomotive boiler near here is an aged hermit, who declares himself to be a cousin of the exiled kaiser of Germany. The hermit, who answers to the name of Mueller, says that he left Germany in 1881. He says that he and his cousin, the kaiser, could never get along as the “Wil helm was too harsh and fond of war.” Subsisting on roots and game that he kMls himself, the self asserted cousin of the German war lord de clares his boiler home is the “finest in the land.” “I wouldn't trade it for the White House. Cyclones can’t pick it up nor thieves break in,” Mueller said. TWO N. Y. GIRLS ARE TREED BY BIG BEAR International News Service. Oswego, N. Y.—Treed by a bear. Such was the experience of Miss Eunice Duane, of this city, at East Boylston. Miss Duane, with her sis ter, Miss Helen Duane, a school teach er, went into the woods to gather beechnuts. Some time later their father George Duane, was alarmed by cries coming from the strip of woodland, and he ran to the scene to find his two daughters climbing trees while a big black bear, frightened by Duane’s ap proach, scampered away. The principle of the thermomete* was discovered by Galileo 87 year, after Columbus discovered America. Gain not base gains; base gains are the same as losses_Hesiod. “That girl'll need a kitchen cabinet before she’s married a month," said Em Moots t’day, when she heard Mrs. Art Bentley hadn’ missed a dance this week. It must make th’ ole-time cobbler sigh when he sees th’ modern shoe repairer rollin’ along in his limousine. —Abe Martin. TRAPPING HIRE Cherry County Man Taking Muskrats Has Bigger Profit Than Cattle Raisers. Lincoln, Neb., March ('Special!. —According to Senator Good, of Dawes county the people up in Cherry county made more money trapping musrats bust year than they dirt raising cattle, and there are many cattle there. He said one young man sold $2,000 worth of muskrat skins last year. Notwithstanding this he lost out. in his effort to have the law changed so that muskrats may not he hunted before November 25 of the year. The senate made it Nov ember 15, to accommodate the south ern Nebraska trappers, who said that by the latter date the creeks would all be frozen over. ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR TWO NEGRO SLAYERS Omaha, Neb., March —Sol Wesley and Leroy Mauldron, negroes, who three months ago shot and killed W. M. Deerson, of Lodge Pole, Neb., when they held up a grocery store here, were found guilty by Jury in district court on a charge of first degree murder. The Jurj recom mended the per cent are successful. In per cent stagger along the ragged edge, nftd SO per eent go out of business in seven yeah).—Mc Clure's Magazine. The Last Word. Dora—"She’s a dumbell. .Mae—Nevertheless, a belle. , Dora—Nevertheless, dumb.—Life. Grow Your Own. Howard—“Where van 1 pet n family tree?” Jay—“Have you tried a nursery?"—Life. Hardware and implements " Utility Coup* *680 f.o.b. Flint, Mick, The Practical Man’s Car The quick success of th= Chevrolet Utility Coup6 has proved how accuratoly its designers gauged the trans portation requirements of the average busy man. 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