THE FRONTIER D. H. CRONIN, PUBLISHER. ' W, C. TEMPLETON, Kdltor and Buaincts Manager. 6 NEILL, : NEBRASK^ Fake rabbis who withdraw wine from storage obvtously for sacramental pur poses but actually to circumvent the pro. Iilhttion authorities are contributing much to Intenslf;. ng the "humidity" In New York, accord.ng to Prohibition Di rector Yellov. ley. 'J oe ofttclal | as ap pealed to lto* patriotism ond religion of the law abiding .lewlab element to Inter cept these law* evaders. The 2.f>oo Inhabitants of n California poultry yard began acting so strangely they alarmed the neighborhood. Three hundred geese were fighting, 200 ducks were dashing madly over the pond, and 2.000 chickens ellhel were lying on their Lacks, flying about the yard, or tailing aid's with the geese In their battle. The police discovered the birds had been eat ing sour mash. Ktsireh revealed an Il licit still. Iir. Hit' ward Carrington, research of ficer of 11;o American Psychical Insti tute and laboratory, is making prep are tIons to "we igh the soul of a human being" and to photograph the “astral body." Ho recently returned from Eng land bringing “spirit" photographs. Actresses, bootblacks, wallers, hat boys, cafe owners, physicians. Judges, and society women In fact every one who left a good Impression on the soul of a man who remembered little acts of kindness and courjesy—were benefic iaries In (he will of the Into Joseph BIs agno. of Son Francisco, whose $260,000 es tate was ordered divided umong 102 persons. A Brooklyn man said goodnight to his Wife, six children, daughterlnlaw and two grandchildren and plodded off to bed. When he awoke the next morning they had all departed, taking most of the furniture, without leaving a note In explanation. The United Stales has fewer than 2,000 unidentified anil unknown dead of the world war. This Is 1V4 per cent, of the total killed. Forty-six thousand bodies have been returned to this country and 1.3 per cent, of these now rest In Arling ton cemetery. Efforts of a London bookseller to sell an unpublished Kipling manuscript, which the author does not remember huvtrtlr written. Is likely to result In le gal action to prevent Its being published. It whs written 3N year* ago, and Is a entire on Ariglo-Indinn sodety. Five yearn ago the bureau of fish eries assisted In filariilng some Atlantia coast lobster* In Puget sound. All of the lobsters were branded with the mark "E-17.” One of these lobsters has been taken from the waters of Oregon, 600 miles south of Puget sound. The liover*' Cooperative Union of Hammonton, N. J., I* still doing bus iness. Its record to date Is 262 weddings. Applications are received from South America. New Zealand, Chile. Spain, Scotland. Two Chicago girls, visiting at a villa In Flesole. nlxive Florence, wrote home recently that they breakfasted each morning "on u terrace over a rare gard en. under n brocade of purple wistarias, ►plashed with yellow butterflies.” John Fuhs, tenant farmer near Du quoin, 111., sold out and moved to Ger many. He had $fiOO In renl American money. Exchange Is so high that ho changed the $000 Into enough marks to buy a completely furnished five-story hotel A chicken hawk spying on pigeons from a secluded position under the bell In the city hall dome at Baltimore was captured. When released It swooped under a pnsing automobile and perched on ti'v hood of a small car across the ►treat. In Belgium. 13.000 people, more than two-thirds of the prewar population, have returned to Ypres. Many are llv Iuk In cellars and temporary hut*, while the rebuilding proceeds as fast as pos sible. After two years of training, Edward Banner, of Yonkers, N. Y., 20 years old, has been accepted for enlistment In the United St...tea urmy. Two years ago Banner tried to enlist, but was refused because be was underweight. The old Continental Hotel In Hoboken, N. J.. known for years as the "emigrant hotel" where hundreds of emigrant* ►pert their Ihri night on American soil, Is being remodfled Into an apartment house an 1 small theatrical hotel. A woman at Allentown, Pa., suffer ed from stomach trouble for years. An X-ray photograph disclosed she hud two ktomachs. almost normal in size. A Philadelphia surgeon performed rn op eration Joining tlvs two stomachs. Complaint* from society men In Paris that they ar« frequently taken for wait ers. caused the proprietor of a new cafe t|> garb hi* servants In green corduroy breeches, white silk stockings, buckled ' ►hoes, silk shirts and William Tell hats. Senator Bcoohhart of Iowa gave ' Wildfire” as Ills middle name In his biographical sketch for the new con gressional directory. Also he places em phasis on his ability as a rifle man. Olga Kamaroff, pianist, adopted the name at the start of her career on the advice of friends, who told her that to be e success In America she should have a foreign sounding name. The bird with the most beautiful voice will be selected from 1.6W) rellera en tered from England, Germany, Canada, and United State* at the International Boiler Breeders' association In Chicago. Margaret Lindsey Williams, a British artist, will paint a portrait ef President Harding. Sittings have been arranged for January. She has made portraits of King Edward VIM. tjuevn Alexandra and the Prince ef Wale*. Vaccination badges are quite the ragvy In London. A minor outbreak ef small pox led to a warning from physicians to makt certain ef vaccinations. Gl'ls art wearing ail kinds of attractive ba.-ges to varr. other.! not te tench their arms. Native carts with narrow wheels are not permitted to use a new highway in China which tins been opened from Welhslcn to Hwanghslcn. a distance of 143 miles. Thi Chicago Church Federation, rep resenting the Protestant church** in the city, hns fixed It* budget at $30,000 for the year. Minneapolis Is organising a federation. A million tulip bulbs recently arrived In Bellingham. Wash., from Holland to be distributed over the Puget Sound country. "Tulips in every yard" is a Bellingham slogan. Mine. Schumann-Heink has accepted an Invitation to become a life member of the Congressional Country club, of Washington, D. C. Win-hcster. Wtf . claims the only pair of oxen in the state. They are the most popular pets on the farm, and are used daily in farm work. The man who helped the original Eliza cross the Ice of the Ohio river at Kipley, Ind., In 1X60. is dead. He was MaJ. M. M. Ijw'cv. of Fountain Cltv. Ind. After 13 year* of married liCa a Wau kesha. Wis.. couple has reached a part ing o »he ways. Vhe wife declared her hutbrhj told her shortly after the cere mony ") V he had “married her or. a , bet." Nebraska Department of Vital Statistic.". Ratio Nearly Doubled in Last Ten Years. Lincoln, Nob., Dec. 22.—The last re port of the state department of vital statistics shows that during the paSt year there was one divorce for every three and a half marriages, nearly double the ratio that existed 10 years ago. The department chief contents himself with saying this is a deplor able situation, without offering any remedy. The report shows that it costs 4 cents per capita to maintain the state bureau of health us an entirety. GOVERNOR-ELECT GIVES NAMES OF SECURITIES Lincoln, Nob.. Dec. 22.—Secretar ies and employes under the civil code administration who have consented t.) remain In their positions after the first of tlie year and until it is' de termined what disposition shall be made by the legislature In regard to these positions are announced by Governor-elect Charles VV. Bryan, as followes: State sheriff Gus Hyers; H. H. Antles, secretary of the depart ment of public welfare; J. E. Hart, secretary of the depratment of trade and commerce; K. A. Kennedy,'’sec retary of labor; Mrs. M. Butler, as sistant to I’hll Dross, finance secre tary; J. W. Mayers, chief clerk, de partment of agriculture and G. K. Leonard, assistant secretary of the department of public works. George E. Johnson, secretary of the public workH department, did not reply to the Inquiry of the new gov ernor as he Is out of the state. Mrs. Butler will be retained for the pres ent as acting secretary of finance and Mr. Mayer probably will take the place temporarily of Leo Btuhr, sec retary of agrlcultu%i D. A. R. ORGANIZE CHAPTER AT COLERIDGE Coleridge, Neb,, Dec. ?2 (Special).— Through the efforts of the organiz ing regent, Mrs. Leand Douglass; Mrs. F. Spencer, of Lincoln, State Regent, and Mrs. E. \V. Huse, of Wayne, state correspondilng secretary, of the Daughters of the American Revolu tion, were In Coleridge, recently, to assist In the organizing of a local chapter. Fourteen charter members were taken Into the new chapter. Coleridge is the only town of Its size in the state, with such ur organiza tion. The officers of the new chapter are: Regent, Mrs. Myrl Douglass; vice regent, Mrs. Mahle Frost; re cording secretary, Mrs. Laura Simon; corresponding secretary, Mrs. Ruth Rarber; treasurer, Mrs. Eleanor Col lins; registrar, Miss Fanny DeBow.; historian, Mrs. Martha Sheets; li brarian. Mrs. Bertha Feck; chaplain, Mrs. Salome Llnkhart. Nebraska’s Governor - Elect Ready to Show Program as to Code Secretaries —In Predicament. Lincoln, Neb., Dec. 21 (Special).— Governor-elect Bryan promises soon to tell the public what he proposes to about the code secretaryships. He promised to repeal the code when he was a candidate, but as that requires legislative action and the code depart ments will keep functioning, the new governor must do something about the men to run them. The present secretaries were asked to stay for an indefinite' time, but they have other jobs in prospect and declined. Mr. Bryan has been heating the political hushes to llnd six men who are willing to accept Jobs that tlie appointing power promises will be taken away from them as soon as he can get the legislature to consent. These pay $0,00(1 a year, and there is always a possibility that the appointees will trv t® convince the legislature that they are too valuable to diapause with. DIVORCE SET ASIDE BY NEBRA8KA COURT Omaha. D"c. 21 (Special).—A* the result ef District Judge W. Q. Bearn' ruling setting aside her divorce, the former Mr*. Arthur Brandenburg find* herself, from a legal standpoint with two husbands on her hands. They are Roy Cameron, former hired man on the Brandenburg ranch near Sidney, Neb., whom she married af ter divorcing her first husband, and Arthur Brandenburg, who is her sec ond husband. The divorce wa» set ■-tide on the ground* that she was not a bonaftde citizen of Douglas county when site sued for divorce. Until her marriage to Cameron is annulled she technically has two husbands, attor neys In the case contend. Branden burg brought suit here to have the divorce granted his former wife set aside, and charged that his former wife had conspired with Cameron to obtain the divorce. - GUN THIEF ADMITS HE IS ESCAPED CONVICT Stanton, Neb., Dec. 21.—Joe Lutker, aeiifsted here for stealing two guns from Charles Nolte, of this place, has confessed that he is an escaped con vict and that lip Is wanted by the prison authorities of Huntsville. Tex., to complete a three year sentence on a charge of forgery. A telegram to the Huntsville prison confirms Lutkers confession. He will probably be returned to Texas. LESS JHIS YEAR Norfolk’s Charity Organiza zations Find Former De pendents Are in Pros perous Condition. Norfolk, Neb., Dee. 21 (Special).— There is less destitution in Norfolk ?nd vicinity this year than ever be ore, according to a canvass by the Civic league, the local charity organi zation. i’oor people have been able to find work and many of those formerly on charity listfl have become inde pendent in the past 12 months. A good Christinas is in store for the poor kiddies of the city. A com munity Christmas tree adorns the intersection of the city, the gift of tiie Rotary club. The Elks are play ing Santa C'laus with a big program for th" kiddies and b'g dinners for tin- families. The Dions club is as sembling clothing and the Civic league is i tilting cut a charity ball to raise funds to keep the needy com forts ide during the next J2 months. — BOOTLEGGER IS GIVEN SIX MONTHS IN PENITENTIARY Pender, Neb., Deo. 21.—Karl Rove, charged for the third time with boot legging. was sentenced by Judge G. T. Graves to serve six mouths In the penitentiary. Graves was aiTested by Federal Agent R. ,T. Hart two weeks ago. He had recently served a sentence of 60 days in the Fremont, Neb., Jail on a similar charge and several indict ments are now pending In federal court against him charging sale of liquor to Indians. —■4— SAYS HER HUSBAND USED CAVE MAN TACTICS Idncoln, Neb., Dec. 21.—Attorneys for Mrs. Dydia Rath Baker, who are asking the supreme court to annul her marriage to a Olay county farm er, told that tribunal In a brief that the husband, Grover O. Baker, was a direct descendant of Stonehatchet, that be used cave man tactics in woo ing her and that Instead of a stone club he wielded an auto and a mar riage license. He told her that, hav ing secured the license the law com pelled her lo marry him. She be lieved him and eloped with him and Ids sister. Four days of marriage was enough for her, and she went buck home. The lower court denied her request for annulment on the ground that be ing 18 she knew what she was doing. —4— TRAPPING BUSINESS IS NOT SO GOOD THIS YEAR Wentworth, S. D„ Dec. 21.—Trap ping is not'os profitable as it used to be In the Wentworth district, accord ing to trappers who for years have made a practice of taking fur-bearing animals from the streams and lakes of this district. The cold weather and the draining of many small ponds have greatly interefered with, the trapping of mink and muskrats. They also charge that during the hunting Oxison numerous muskrats Were shot and killed by hunters from outside the district. The trappers also claim the polecat season opens too late to make a polecat trapping profitable, although these animals are numer ous. —4~~ MURDER CHARGE ALSO AGAINST ALLEGED HEN THIEF Beatrice, Neb., Dec. 19.—Testifying against Francis South, Beatrice, in a chicken thievery case, Harold Dan iels, Spender, la., declared he and South had made several raids on farmers flocks. Unusual interest at tached to the trial because South is one of a trio charged with the recent murder of Charles Wolf, local team ster. Court officials stated that South will face the murder charge regard less of whether or not the jury finds him guilty of the theft count. This is taken to mean he will not be sen tenced on be theft charge if found guilty, at 'east until he has faced trial for murder. —■4— CHILD KILLED BY BOY WIT HSMALL RIFLE Omaha, N?b., Dec. 19.—Billy Feren stein, 3, was accidentally shot and killed here Monday evening by Bub ble Hyde. 12, at the home of his fa ther. Max o’eicnstein, a machinist. Bobble had a .22 rifle with which he had been hunting rabbits and pointed the gun playfully at the youngster, thinking the safety lock was on. —4— Binkie. 1 amt Sunday when 1 eat all dressed With »»«>th»r in my very hest, I heard a funny Hound I knew— And there was Rinkie in our pew! He put his paws up on tny knee. And wagged his *nil, and looked at me. And mother dear got very pink And said. "I don't know what to think!’' And Deacon Jones came sputa king by Upon his tiptoes—Just as sly! (He's got a great big purple nose And right In sermon time, he blows!) He grabbed up Binkie awful hard And kicked him out into the yard. Door Binkie made a yelping sound. And everybody looked around. 1 had to stand with all the rest. And sing. "With milk and honey blest_” But oh. my heart was black and bad. And all the angels knew 1 had A wicked feeling in m.v hones. And pleasant hate for Deacon Jones! —Carol Haynes, in Harper's Magazine. FEEDERS ARE STILL MUCH IN DEMAND Norfolk, Neb., Dec. 21 (Special).— Over SCO buyers looking for feeding cattle were disappointed here when it was announced that due to storms in western Nebraska livestock being as sembled for a sale here could not be brought to the railroad points. {Sev eral carloads of steers wt re sold, the top price being $7.1 r.. Notwithstand ing that hay has jumped to $1G and $16 per ton. feeders continue to buy feeding cattle. Some alfalfa hay is selling around $1S per ton. 1 I THE CHEERFUL’oro] * onnHaMMnanniii m * *i« mmmmm*. m Withdrawn I wetch the world by • With cold end dis illusioned eye. I look et •ell the, feults I see The wey heed waiters looU et me. © n Those that test everything by "does it pay?" mu-t bow before the ku klux. Governor Allen, of Kansas, who says the klan is getting weaker in the soutli and becoming a groat danger to the north, declares that 9,000,000 Americans have each paid $10 to the klan. That makes $90,000,000, a sum worth collecting, whether you sub sequently save the world or not. Is the klan or any important part of It an. Intelligently directed boot legging agency? A well known law yer from the south asserts that It Is. He declares that the object of the klan is to unite the Baptist and Methodist churches in a fight against Catholics and in favor of prohibi tion. The real Idea Is to add to the prohibition sentiment the strength of religious hatred, and thus, through prohibition, to make the great profits of bootlegging permanent. Wheels within wheels. Three comets are visible to astron omers, swinging on their regular Journeys toward the sun, to turn around that ruler cf our system and go off again on their strange paths. Once the announcement of three comets at one time would have ag itated the entire human race. Some would have died of fear, others would have run to their cellars, all would have fallen upon their knees to pray. They might well do that yet, but not through fear of comets. These three comets are cataloged. They, and the whole comet family travel with few exceptions, as regularly as a suburban train. No mystery about It. Joseph Jaworki, sitting in the "last minute cell" in a new black suit given to convicts just befqre they are killed by elevtiicity, was waiting to he led out into another room and shocked into another world. At the last minute the govetnor of New York postponed the death. The fact that Jaworki hadn’t a friend in the world, that nobody called to see him or lifted a finger to save him from death after his con viction, seems to have aroused sym pathy. He is the first condiemned man reprieved by the New York gov ernor. Sympathy works strangely. You would say that such a man would he one that could best afford to be electrocuted. Without a friend in this world, lie might have found some in the next. -X Bonar Law tells England that Ger many is very near the point of col lapse. He also says that the pluto crats of Germany- have shown cow ardice in not paying the reparations. With what money could they pay the reparations? (Vnd what security could Germany give them? We know by experience that very rich patriots always want security. And what, by the way, happens, when a nation collapses financially? We haven’t seen that yet. Will Ger man money lose all its value so that it will be necessary to trade potatoes for hats and stockings for butter? That will make commerce difficult. Will a wild revolution be started? That won’t help western Europe to collect indemnities. They have had a brilliant idea in Europe for settling their troubles. The idea is to borrow a little more money from the United States. By and by you will be taxed in some shape to supply the money for that new lending. Enter when the money is not paid, as it probably will not be, the people in general will stand the loss—-whether l>y government taxation or worthlessness of bonds distributed among them. Writers and officials, powerful in Russia, ere opposed to Santa Claus, angels, and all "myths” as they call them, A fight is made against all religious celebrations. "Angels are symbols usfd to enslave the child mind," say the communists. They are mistaken. Angels, belief in Cod and His kindness, lift the child's mind from dull earth toward the sky. That is not enslaving. A little pig running around in the nmd of the pigsty has tgy enslaved mind, but he never heard of any angels. Everything is done in the brain. Weismuller, young Amarican of Ger man blood, beats all world’s record in swimming. Before Weismuller the world's groat swimmer was a Hawai ian duke, and he was almost born in ttie water. The duke announces that he is through with swimming anti just now it is useless for anybody to compete with Weismuller Parasen, Italian, whose ancestor# nt ver saw a golf dub, can beat all Scotch golfers; Weismuller, young German-American, of Chicago, beats ail the swimmers including the 11a waiians that have lived in the surf. You swim, play golf, and do every thing else with the luatn. The suggestion about lending $1, 5fl0.t>C0,000 to Europe seems reason able to financiers. They see a “rake off in that transaction. The sugges tion of jno.COO.00O to be lent to our farmers cn good American security, is earnestly and ‘'patriotically” op posed by the ('.renders. If the gov ernment lends money to farmers at 5 per cent, or less, what becomes of the poor little country banker that would like to lend ir.cncy to the farmers at 10 per cent, rt moral CHARLIE BARRETT—GOOD FARMING. By Dr. W. J. Spillman. When the National Farmers’ Union was organized in December, 1905, it made the mistake of not electing Charlie Barrett president. The man they did elect broke down in a few months. His successor lasted less than a year. Finally, in September, 1906, at the first annual meeting, the mistake was remedied, and Charles Simon Barrett, of Georgia, was made president, apparently for life, for he has been re-elected to this office 15 consecutive times. For many years before that time Barrett was widely known in the state of Georgia as a progressive farmer. He had been made state president of the Farmers’ Union. He is now one of the moat widely known national leaders of organized farmers, and undoubtedly one of the beat liked. With the exception of two years, he has been chairman of the National Board of Farm Organizations since it was founded four years ago. His advice is probably sought by more southern members of congress than that of any other man in the country, ami northern congressmen have come to appreciate his keen insight into agricultural conditions his inti mate knowledge of what farmers are thinking about, his progressive but sane views of ail things relating to agriculture, and his utter lack of any sectional prejudices. If you want to get on the good side of this remarkable leader of men just call him Farmer Barrett. That Is one title of which he is distinctly proud. And If you want to get him to talking eloquently, just mention fruits and flowers. These are ids hobbies. He can talk all day about them and never repeat himself or say a thing that isn't interesting. O" his home farm he has 10 acres of flowers, and every variety of fruit than can be grown in central Georgia. There is an 11-acre park in front of •his house that is the pridje of that part of the state. There are two things that Bar rett like to do better than anything else: One is to farm, the other is to preside at farmers’ “meetin's,” as they call them down south. He ad -mits the first of these; the second I judge from having seen him iri ac tion many times. He owns six farms in Georgia and two in Florida. Every dollar he owns is invested in farm ing. Most of his farms are show places, and people drive many miles to see them. They rajnge in altitude from sea-level to 1,700 feet, and from north to south a distance of 496 miles. He grows an amazing variety of crops, many of them being in the na ture of experiments. His Georgia friends and admirers have a standing offer of $1,000 for any one who pro diuces a greater variety of farm pro ducts than he. On his 360-acro farm in the Nacooehee valley, in White county, he grows corn, cotton, beans, peas, oats, rye, sorghum, apples, peaches, pears, quinces, cherries, plums—“Oh good Lord it would take an hour to tell you all of them.” he exclaimed at this point in answering my questions. The contract he makes with ills tenants is a very liberal one. He furnishes land, buildings, teams and equipment, and divides the proceeds half and half. He pays half the fertilizer bill, and lets the tenant say how much to buy. Tenant and owner each pays for the ginning, threshing, etc., of his share of the crop. The tenant is left absolutely free in his farming, blit it is definitely under stood that the farming must be both profitable and saitsfactory to owner and tenant, otherwise the contract ceases. His tenants buy anything they need and send him the bill. He has no trouble in getting good men on his farms; most of those now farming his land have been with him for years. Last year was tho first time his tenants failed to make money. But he did not hold them responsible for this, for the losses were due to things beyond their con trol. Every one of his farms is noted for the great variety of things produced. Tlie main dependence is, of course, on the standard crops of the region, the other tilings being grown largely for experimental purposes. He has planted fully half the fruit trees of all his farms with his own hands. On him home farm he has some 60 od|d varieties of fruit, as well as nut trees [ and 10 acres of flowers. Twice he has had towns grow up. around his home farm. He was the first settler at Union City, where he* now lives. The place is now a suburb of Atlanta, but was open country when he went there. At the present. Jime the village has nearly 1,000 In habitants. Half a dozen mail order houses have located there, and their mail, along with that of the National Farmers’ Union, whose headquarters, are there, makes the business of the local postoffice equal to that of an, ordinary town of 20,000 people. A s im iiar thing happened to the first faim on which he lived. “That was a sure enough farm,” reminisced, Barrett, “that I moved to when I was married. I bought it for $11 an acre, from a man who had paid $1.25 an arre for it. I spent six years building up that place—building houses and barns, planting fruit and nut trees, etc, ", hile there I offered to pay any one $25 to name a kind of fruit or nut I did now grow. The leading daily paper of Atlanta sent two representa tives down there to earn that $25, but they failed.” jms remarkable man lias declined' the offer of more than one cabinet, position. Ife has repeatedly declined to run for governor of his state, when, his election was practically assured.. He thinks of nothing but his farming,, and organizing farmers for the pur pose of protecting their interests and the public interest; for the farmers’” welfare is to a large degree the pub lic welfare. I have traveled with him? day and night for six weeks at a time, and I am willing to assert that he is absolutely free from political preju dices of all kinds. He does not hava* a radical fiber in his makeup, but he is positively and sanely progressive. In him the farmers of this country have a leader who will not mislead them. He has opinions, and does not. hesitate to state them, hut he is al ways ready to listen to the other fel low. Those who have attended meet ings of farm organization delegates, from all sections of the country do not need to be told that such meet ings are sometimes turbulent. Charlie. Barrett is in his element while presid ing over such a body. He can tell am unruly member to sit down and be have himself without offending him.. Ann when he speaks the unruly del egate heeds. Fortunately, Barrett is yet a com paratively young man, and has many years of usefulness before him. He is happiest when he is in a crowd of farmers. He understands them, and they understand him and like him. He has a deep and abiding feeling for his fellowmen, especially if they are farmers like himself. The National: Board of Farm Organizations, co operating with the Farmers’ Union, sent Barrett to the peace conference at Paris to plead the farmers' cauftA before that august body. He was given a most courteous hearing by Premier Clemenceau and by Premier Lloyd George, and was treated like a. prince. But when he got back he was just plain Charlie Barrett, as he always will be Men of this type are» not spoiled by a little public notice, as smaller men are. Some American fathers, deep In. business, see little of their children.. This illustrates it; A small boy’s, dog named "Paddy”, and dearly be loved, was killed by an automobile. The mother broke the news gently to the little boy, saying at last “Paddy is* dead.” To her intense surprise there was; no sorrow or any emotion. Later the-' boy was howling dismally: “My dog; is dead, my dog is dead.” “But darling, I told you early this* afternoon that Paddy was dead,” said* the mother. "Oh,” replied the child, “I dlcta’t know you said PADDY, I though you said DADDY.” His Own Fault. From the Stanford Chaparral. Hubby—You're three-quarters of an hour late. What do you mean keeping: rne standing around like a fool?” The Wife—I can't help the way you stand. The Third. From the Richmond Times-Dlspatch. “Oh. Percy, did you hear? Algernon^ Is taking calisthenics and getting mus cles!” “Dear me, Clarence, can It be? But, then. Algernon was always so eccen tric!’’’ | Too Fast for Comfort. > 9 --—» From The Cleveland Plain Dealer. Any rate .of speed ever 60 miles an hoar is considered excessive. But. yeu ean think of speeds of several hundred wiles an hour, if you try hardt Mieugh. When it comes to considering an actual, material object traveling." ceaselessly at a rate of 2,680,000 miles hour, you are not going to get very far in any attempt at visualization. Yet this is the speed of a certalia star, known to the learned as RZ Cephei, whieh has Just been measured bjr the astronomers of the Harvard observatory. RZ Cephei is a neighborly star. To be sure, it is so distant that it cannot be seen at all without the aid of a powerful telescope, but it is only 3,800* light-years distant from the earth. A light year, of course is the distance, traveled by light in one year. Light has speed of about 670,00* ono miles *u> hour. From this, it is easy if one has a large sheet of paper to find out how far it travels in a year, nnd then to estimate in miles the distance represented, by 3,800 light-years. Still RZ Cephei is neighborly, for there are objects in. the sky which are hundreds of thousands of light years remote from us. Now, although RZ Cephei is bowling along through the dismally cold! ?ther at the amazing speed of 2,5ti0,00u miles an hour, it requires many years, for observers on the earth to notice any change in the star's position. The Harvard people watched it 'or at wars before making their statement as to its speed. And even in 31 years the change is position is so extremely* slight as to be measurable only with the finest and most accurate instru ments. Inasmuch as it requires light, traveling 670,000,000 miles an hour, 3,800 years to come from RZ Cephei to the earth; there is no danger that the nar itself, going only 2,000,000 miles an hour would soon smash into us, ever* If it were traveling straight in ou. direction. It we were stationary and R7& Cephei were rushing malignantly at us it would take him 1,000,000 years to i-atch us. So we do not Ijave to worry about that. But it is a little disquieting to think of vast bodies tremendously greater than our earth dashing about in space In such a terrific hurry. Especially so when the astronomers tefls us that in addition to all the luminous stars which we can sec there are doubtless countless numbers of dark stars which we cannot see at all. We (an know what the visible stars are doing, but wo iannot even guess what a dark star is contemplating. Anyway, 2,500,(i30‘ miles an hour is too fast for comfort.