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Elsie—"Yoiir grandpa is always out of doors.” Bobby—“I guess that’s why pa says he’s an oxygenarinn.” Ill 1 Plain spoken folks, every littU while, run up against a human sword fish. MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP FOR CHILD’S BOWELS Bren a sick child loves the “fruity” taste of "California B'lg Syrup.” If the little tongue Is coated, or If yotfr child is listless, cross, feverish, full of cold, or has colic, a teaspoonful will never fail to open the bowels. In a few lours you can see for yourself how thoroughly It works all the constipa tion poison, sour bile and waste from the tender, little bowels and gives you i well, playful child again. Millions of mothers keep “California Fig Syrup” handy. They know a tea spoonful today saves a sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine ‘California B'lg Syrup” which has di rections for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother! You must say “California” or you may get an imitation fig syrup.—Advertisement. With a Reservation. “Miss Smith—Belinda,” sighed the young man passionately, “there’s something I want to tell you—sorae Ihlng that I—” “What Is it?” asked the girl, ns she leaned back in her chair, with a bored expression on her face. The young man drew a long breath, and his face turned to dull purple. “It is a question which Is very near to my iieart.” he said awkwardly. "Could ton—do you think you could ever marry a man like me?” “Oh, yes,” replied Belinda, quite jointly, “that is, if he wasn’t too much Iko you.” The Unpardonable Sin. “What’s this I hear about the Smyilies planning a divorce? I bought they were wonderful pals— hat she took up golf just to be with dm; and all that sort of thing!’’ “Yes, that’s Just the trouble; she tow plays a better game than he does.” —Judge. There is an enormous number of people tvho will he sociable. If you ivlll begin if. Many ambitious men and women live only half a life— and don't know it I No person whose nerves are continually irritated, whose appetite and digestion are dis turbed, or who doesn’t sleep well has more than half his normal chance for success in life. For weakness, debility, anemia and general lack of tone are a serious handicap to anybody. Those who drink tea or coffee are often suf ferers from these conditions. Tea and coffee contain caffeine, a substance which has a decided stimulant action on the nerves and brain cells. Each cup of strong coffee contains about as large a dose of caffeine as your doctor would ordinarily give to a very sick person. You can readily see that the effect of giving this stimulant regularly to a well person might finally have a tendency to make him sick. If you want to avoid a very common cause of irritation and enjoy restful sleep, good digestion, and all the feeling of vigor and robust endurance that comes to healthy, normal people, quit tea and coffee, and drink Postum, instead. It is a rich, coffee-like cereal beverage—perfectly delicious! Order Postum from your grocer today. Drink this fragrant, aromatic beverage and see how much better you’ll feel—able to do more with * out becoming fatigued—as thousands have dis covered for themselves. I Postum comes In two forms: Instant Postum (in tins) made instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared) made by boilingfor 20 minutes. Sold by all grocers. Postum for Health “There’s a Reason” j BRITISH BEAUTY TO WED PEER’S SON. Miss Audrey James, British beauty and daughter of Mrs. Brintoi^ formerly Mrs. William James, who was a social leader during the iator days of King Edward's reign, is to marry Captain Dudley Coats, winner of the Military Cross in the recent world war. Captain Coats, a member of the Scots guard, is the son of Sir Stuart Coats, M. F. .. ,,T.Tr>... ... T T~ Greatest Waste Is Human Waste, By J. H. Tregoe, Secret»Fy-Tr«asurer Naiional Association of Credit Men. When we talk about waste we often fall to recognize that after all the ■um total of human waste Is tho biggest with which our nation and its In dustries must corttend. Every unemployed man adds a unit to this waste. Where two men are doing what was but one man’s job, there is again the additional unit of human waste. Wherever efficiency and directness fail to control in the production and distribution of commodities the sum total of waste is almost inconceivable. If we had some means of determining the intrinsic value of one a time we could formulate some scheme for appraising the immensity of this waste and what it means to our economic life. The great difficulty In controlling overhead these days—and we have frequently pointed out tho relations of this to profit making and liquidation—leads us to appreciate Just what it means for any productive unit to be unemployed, or for two or more units to be occupied with a job where one with the proper initiative and powers would suffice. Here is a subject that has been seriously overlooked in the philosophy and control of labor organizations. The belief that doing less work or work ing less number of hours would give employment to more men is Just the kind of philosophy that injures enterprise, destroys initiative and creates an immense waste for the nation. The call comes in this present juncture to make time and effort 100 per cent, valuable, that whatever wo do shall represent the best we have in us, and be just as productive as any competitive unit could. If this spirit should embrace the nation, how rapidly waste and overhead would decline, how rapidly would we have commodities at proper prices, how quickly would confidence be restored. We assess the fire waste of tho nation at $500,000,000, the bad debt waste of tho nation at $250, 000,000 annually; but these figures fad© into insignificance when we con sider the total human waste. We appeal to each citizen to rise to the situ ation and contribute to its productivity and to its progress in exact accord with his powers, to indulge no false philosophies to the end that we shall not make it necessary for the highly efficient to pay for our defects and in difference. From the Springfield Republican. A political revolution is almost Implied in the succession to the chairmanship of the Senate finance committee of Senator McCumber of North Dakota. Not since the pres ent finance committee was created— in civil war times It was still com bined with the appropriations com mittee—has it had a chairman from any northern state farther west than Ohio. Senator Fessendon, of Maine, was chairman of the old finance and ap propriations committee In the civil war; then came in turn, as chair men of the finance committee proper, John Sherman, of Ohio, and Mr. Mor rill, of Vermont. Mr. Aldrich, of Rhode Island, and Mr. Penrose, of Pennsylvania, their republican suc cessors, kept this important chair manship in the Atlantic coast states which remain the greatest industrial and financial district of the country. While the succession to the chair manship of a North Dakota senator is due to the working of the seniority principle, the truth is that he could not be sidetracked if the eastern republican leaders should attempt it. Behind Mr. McCumber is the western farm bloc, which will stand no nonsense. The ablest re publican member of the present finance committee who hails from the west is Reed Smoot, of Utah. Eastern interests would by far pre fer Mr. Smoot to Mr. McCumber be cause he is more inclined to ac cept eastern views and Is a stout champion of a sales tax as a sub stitute for the income surtaxes. Then too, while McCumber is far from being an agrarian ladical, Do comes from North Dakota, the Dirth place of the nonpartisan league, and it is “going some" to have North Dakota contribute the chairman of the great finance committee of the United States Senate. Senator McCumber comes up for re-election next November and naturally the western farm interests will get what they want out of hjm in tariff and financial legislation in the present session. If he should be defeated back home “Wall street” could find compensation in the fact that Senator Smoot w< g'd succeed him. But if anything s % tden should then happen to Mr. Smoot, “Wall street” would have a fit. The re publican next in line after Mr. Smoot Is Robert M. LaFollette, of Wis consin. American History in Schools. From the Syracuse Post-Standard. The board of education of New York has received repeated complaints that the text books in American history in use in the schools aro pro-British or anti-British. A committee has gone over four textbooks against which objections were made and has made recommenda tions, which arc not made public, doubt less because the committee does not want a new shower of objections, found ed more upon racial prejudice than upon desire to get the facts straight for the minds of pupils. The rule for writing American history for schools and colleges and for the reading of patriotic Americans and un reconciled aliens Is simple, although it is not always easy to follow. The rule is to tell the truth, without unfair em phasis or sxaggeration. A Fence Viewing Journey. From the Washington Star. The president again expresses a de sire to visit tho Pacific coast and Alaska. He had such a journey in mind for last summer, but was forced to abandon It on account of public duties hero at head quarters. Congress did not show the speed expected, and sat all through the summer. This second plan depends on congress. If the tables on Capitol hill can be cleared by early summer the president will be able to go. Otherwise not A trip to Alaska for observation purpose* calls for summer weather. A trip across the continent by the president next year would operate as a good party Investment. Tho people would turn out in large numbers in his honor, and speeches would be inevitable. Tho people would demand them, and the president could not well decline. The effect on November would bo so much to the good. The republicans want to control tho next congress, both for the sake of their legislative program and for the prestige the victory would give them for 1921, and the west and the northwest are Intimately In their cal culations. Beauty. Beauty attracts me ever where tt dwells— On windy bays where tho white breaker races; In sunsets, and In orchards where stout braces Support fruit burdened branches; in bright shells Remembering stlU old Ocean’s sounding swells; j In yearning towers of cities; women's faces; In the fresh charm of winsome girlish graces; In all life's gifts whoso loveliness excels. But beauty lures me, too, though oft deep hidden, Where one must seek it with the eyes of dream— In rain drenched streets; or where upon a hill A lone tree stands; In clouds by storm hosts ridden; In silvered hair bereft of youth’s bright gleam; In frail, dwarfed flowers on a window sill. —Charles Winke. An idea of tho physical size of the late Senator Penrose may be gath ered from the fact that he did not at tend the theater frequently, not be cause he had no appreciation of the stage, but because the seats were not large enough. Senators Newberry, Sterling, and Edge read prepared statements in | behalf of Senator Newberry, and per j mitted no interruptions. Senator John Sharp Williams then remarked | that "speakers who have to read their remarks have something to conceal.” Normalcy seems to be returning . to Europe, too. Czecho-Slovakia has just conducted a nation wide compe tition to find the "most beautiful woman.” The Reason. At a football game an old gentleman was watching from the grandstand, and at the end of the first half he pulled a bulky cigar case from Ms pocket and, turning to an enthusiast sitting beside him, asked: *‘L>o you smoke?” The enthusiast, expecting a Mot cigar, promptly replied: "Yes.” “Ah! Then yon don't mind my smok ing?” smilingly replied the old gentle man. Cities With Simitar Names. Burgos In Spain, Bourges in France Bruges In Belgium are noted for mag nlflcent Gothic ecclesiastical edlfleet erected In the Middle Ages. . 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