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Skin Troubles -"■■■ • ■■ Soothed ——“ With Cuiicura Soap 25c, Ointment 25 end 50c, Talcum 25c. ' Cigarette To »>aJ In the dellolous Burley tobaceo flavor. It’s Toasted Smuts, Colonel House, Irish Peace. From an Article by Stephen Bonsai, in the New^York Times. The writer of this article, at the time lieutenant colonel of the ipilitary Intelligence division of-the general staff. United States army, was the Amer ican member of the Inter-Allied Mission which, unde* the leadership of Gen eral Smuts and under instructions from the peace conference in Parts, pro ceeded to southeastern Europe in March, 1919. General Smuts' return to Paris from Budapest was- hastened by the approaching Irish crisis pro voked by the arrival of the Irish-American delegates in Paris, and the launching of what was known to inner circles at the World eopgress as the House-Smuts plan. How the semi-official negotiations that ensued were carried on Is here disclosed for the first time by one familiar with this plan for the pacification of Ireland, which failed two years ago, but IS now being tried out ansin with better chances of success: The herculean task which has been tacitly imposed by Lloyd George and the members of the British Imperial conference in Lqndon_upon that wheel horse of world democracy, Jan Chris tian Smuts, prime minister of South Africa, is one that is at least familiar to this famous negotiator of difficult problems. As a matter of tact, he is merely reassuming a role he was chos en to fill in the spring df 1919 at Paris by Col. _ E. M. House, of the American peace delegation. It was the arrival of the Irfish-Amerlcan del egates, Messrs. Walsh, Dunn and Kyan, that brought the Irish ques tion upon the carpet of the peace con ference. What actually happened after many amusing moves and dip lomatic passages, is this: The Irish ftaders and the English'^irime minis ter did not get together and down to business, as they are happily doing now. They were kept apart, appar ently, but only apparently, I think, by a puerile question of etiquet. The lrlsh-American delegates could not write the mighty little Welshman be cause they were not so instructed, and Lloyd George—well, he “flinched.” Tljat is what was generally said. But is it true? It seemed to mefHhen, and I am quite certain now, in the light of recent events, that the Eng lish prime minister, after sounding public opinion in England by the sim ple method of launching rumors and contradicting them, and receiving a well-nigh unanimous negative from his home press and parliament, filed away in his mental archives the House-Smuts plan of compromise and pacification, to be drawn out again under more favorable conditions, as now. The American plan for pacifica tion of Ireland did not fail; it was only postponed. Now Lloyd George wanted to con fer with the lrlsh-American delegates. He, better than any ono in Paris, knew bow close they were to, without being involved in, the Sinn Fein or ganization. He jaw the great op portunity and sought to seize it, but in his own way. He sensed the possi ble settlement, but he wanted it forced upon him. He told President Wilson, Colonel Hpuse and Cfemencaau “that as these gentlemen wanted to see him, had indeed expressed this desire re peatedly, and that as they were dis tinguished American citizens of Irish ancestry or affiliations, and above all evidently men of irreproachable char acter, he could find no reason why he should not receive them.” Several hours later Mr. Lloyd George was saying to every one in his numerous entourage, sounding them as it were: “These gentlemen in most courteous terms have writ ten me that they would like to con fer upon Irish affairs, and it seems to me It would be grossly discourteous not to accede to their request. Be sides President Wilson. House and Germany and the Swindler. From the Columbus Dispatch. It was supposed that the past genera tion had* made Germany a nation of hard headed realists, peculiarly kable to slxe up the character of a business proposition. Has the war bled hiost of the business shrewdness out of her, and left a rather unusual gullibility in Its place? U is only a short time since the story of the Gestnan "sport banks" came over the cable, revealing a swin dle so easy thanTonzi must have won dered why he wasted his efforts on the New Englanders when so much easier marks were available. Ponzt covered the source of his assumed gains under a cloak of deep mystery, but the "sport bank" swindlers merely proclaimed their intention to make fabulous sums of money by gambling on races and other such events with the thousands paid intp their outstretched hands. A similar scheme in Italy, a decade or two ago, was made the theme of a short story, “Trenta per Cento” (30 per cent.) by Matilda Serao, the well known news paper woman and" novelist of Naples. The German sharpers, were not so mod est, but offered.something like WO per cent, within a few weeks; and the money flowed in in proportion to the very absurdity of their promises. And now an American, barely out of a Ger man Jail for a former swindling scheme, has organized a “Arm" on the mere pre tense of English and American backing, bought goods extensively on credit, sold them abroad for cash, and escaped over the German borders with the proceeds, leaving Germany the solaceV>f Jailing his less nimble German partner in the crime. - i m i European money and various United States stocks dropped gently together Monday. A few years i go any states man iu Europe or America would have undertaken to tell all about finance. Now the wise admit they know nothing about it. Sermany starts paying bil lions to France and England and French and English money go down, even more raphlly than German money. Over here, there wan a stock gambling eflort to cheer up lieeause the president "was talking disarmament,” which would cut down taxation. But some body asked "what will happen te the poor eteel companies If they stop build ing warships?" 'And the cheerfulness died out. Thnety Wsmtng. It Is well to remember that the home brew fc even more deadly than usual in the midst of a heat wave. The wittiest remark of the season —James A. Still naan's answer to 4 till 411 actions: "I refuse to answer an the ground that it might tend to incriminate nee.” Moat nwfconsetiiles seem to have two speed* one when the motor* eyele eap is looking nod the ether when he isn't. A wMempout hit a Mlaaesotn lake kuvueg a w ink* run Mat week. m»* • ' » Smuts and Botha evidently have the matter much at heart, and I would accede to their request even If my own Judgment opposed, but, as a mat ter of fact, It does not!" Of course, the letter of the Irlsh American delegates never was writ- • ten except in the prtme minister's imagination. One wit conversant with what was going on announced to all and sundry that the Indispen sable and indefatigable, Philip Kerr had been forbidden the golf course until the document whleh he was re ported to have mislaid could be pro duced. Colonel House nnd General Smuts, of course, knew sooner than all others concerned what was going on and, above all, what was being said. There is some reason to infer that, at the first moment, they suggested the ad visability to the Irish delegates of allowing the legend as Lloyd George was weaving it to stand. "All you will have to do,” It was suggested, "will be merely tacitly to acquiesce in the version of the negotiations la which the English premier has come to believe with absolute and unques tionable sincerity.” But, fortunately or unfortunately, the delegates could not see their way to this course, or ! yet allow this impression to be #a tablished. It is true that in April and May, 1919, Lloyd Georgo drew back when a more courageous man would have gone ahead, but we should not lose sight of the fact that this display of courage might have only led the way to failure. The educational value of the horrors that Vhave taken place In Ireland during the last 24 months must not be lost sight of. When it became known to the London papers that Lloyd George was "nibbling at the bait of disloyalty," as some hot heads put it, they, irrespective of all party ties and of all creeds and previ ous associations, attacked him, and President Wilson, too, for "gating dirt" and other high crimes ana mis demeanors, including their alleged recognition of the Irish delegatest Today these very papers and the English public which they mislead • have learned much. It Is even quite possible that the result of the Dublin negotiations, which are now In their critical period, will fully justify the conduct of Lloyd George in the spring of 1919. Even then he was too well versed hi the slow movements of democraeiw, how ever Intelligent, to outran the mental processes of his constituents. And slnee then the lesson has been em phasized by the defeat of President Wilson and the fall of AEentzelos, who both did good teo daringly. So today It may be said with the approval of the whole world, aroused as never be fore to the horrors and to the dan gers of the Irish situation, tho House Smuts plan Is being tried out again. Some bankers don’t like Postmaster Hays’ plan for putting the postofflce savings bank on a sensible strong basis. They offer to instruct and guide Mr. Hays, suggesting that ho malee himself a collecting agency to gather savings and turn them over to savings banks. As {government cat. employed to pull chesffluts out of the fire for others, Mr. Hays wiH not prove a success. Mr. Hayr,’ plan will bring out of hid ing into circulation hundreds of mil lions of dollars that the country needs. It will interest millions of little savers tn the government and its management, all of which is more Important than the opinion of the “president of the sav ing bank division of the American Bank ers Association." President Obregon has Issued a decree ordering the Standard and other oil companies in Mexico that have thrown thousands ol men out of work “without Justification” to pay the men an indemnity for de priving them of their means of mak ing a living. And why not? The oil companies demand recompense and Mexico has agreed to pay them for losses sustained through |he activi ty of rebel subjects of Mexico, which prevented continuons operation. When the workman can't operate his brain knd muscles his property is not : producing. Mrs. Julian Heath, president of the Housewives’ League of America, insists that money shall be the irst consideration in marriages, praising an eastern girl who broke her en gagement because her ex-ftaanee'a pay is only $3,(100 a year. 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