O'NEILL FRONTIER D. H. CRONIN Q*N EILL. " NEBRASKA An Increase In the exportations ot wines and liquor* from France In the first quarter of this year as compared with the same period of 1911 la a sur prising discovery. In the meantime France has lost two of her biggest cus tomers for wines and brandies, Russia and the. United States. Of the brandies ftnd liquors Germany took about half -Argentina, Turkey and England followed In order. Churchmen throughout Europe are greatly interested In the report that the burial place of John Calvin has been revealed. He was burled secretly. In the fear that his grave would be desecrated; and the knowledge of Its whereabouts Was held by one family for three and a half centuries. The sole remaining member of this family Is now 71 years old and felt he should reveal the spot to the council of the Protestant church in Geneva. The Philadelphia Public Hedger quotes Clemenceau, whose statue Is to he un veiled soon at St. Hernlne, as desiring tjkat no government representatives be present at the ceremony. "There are a few good chaps in the government who do the Jtiest they can and whom I have no desire to inconvenience; there are others I do not hold In great esteem, so the ceremony might end by me losing patience, it is better they should stay home,” he says. Virtually the entire educational sys tem of Peru Is now under the direction Of American professors who were called there recently to complete an education al reform movement begun 10 years ago. A new university called the University of Technical Schools has been created. Its branches are engineering, agricul ture. pedagogical sclenoes, industrial arts, and commerce. A. S. Burleson, former UnRed States postmaster general, who has returned to Berlin after investigating the com mercial, Industrial and financial condi tions of Poland, Austria, and Czecho slovakia, Is of the opinion that there is little hope of selling Europe large quan tities of raw materials until Germany and central Europe balance their bud gets and discontinue the Issuance of paper money. It Is rumored that the Leeds collec tion of Jewels, which contains the finest pearl necklace In the world, is to be put on the market. It cast $200,000 of the Heeds dollass to finance Constantine's successful reclamation of the Greek throne; and It Is estimated that It will iake at least $500,000 more of them to "keep things going,” according to the Philadelphia Public Hedger's correspon dent. ACCU1UIUK III rc|«;i in "Hivu all Paris gossiping, several stags -beau tles accompanied by scions or tha younger set, tired of the dancing and wilting under the heat, recently bribed the orchestra of one hotel to quit the plAce and go with them to the shore of Lake Geneva where, "attired" In a manner reciniscent of the Garden of Eden, the party danced until midnight tn the water while the orchestra played sad tunes, alternated with lively Jazz. Even high communist officials are openly attending church services and christenings In the churches of Moscow, nmg of them going to and from the ceremonies In automobile^ says the Moscow Pravda In an article warning communists that they must set an ex ample to the populace by not partici pating In railgtous gatherings. Sanitary engineers have been sent by the public health service Into Yellow stone, Mount Hanler, Yoscmtte, and Grand Canyon national parks to look out for the health or the enormously In creased number of automobile tourists who are. camping there. They will pro tect the water and milk supplies and see to the disposal of sewage and garbage. Twenty-two states now havs compul sory provisions for contlnuatiem school attendance, which affords a etolld who has left school opportunity for further education. Only 12 states now provide lor evening school attendance. In most of them the law applies only to minors over lfr who can not read or write Eng lish well. Royal. C. Keely, an Amerloal civil en gineer serving a two-year prison sen tence tn soviet Russia, won out recently when he went on a hunger strike against solitary confinement. Keely U held be cause of his vle,ws oh bolshevism ex pressed after an Inspection trip through the country at the invitation of the so viets. His two-year sentence dates from May 12, 1920. | A wave of love tragedies Is sweeping through Italy. Not a day passes with out a suicide or murder, generally be muse of Jealousy. Several coses have »en noted lately where girls have at srnpted to end their lives when they lscovered that their sweethearts were nar.-Ved men. Tobacco has been so expensive In Italy as to cause great dissatisfaction; but the government assigned experts to the task of getting up a good Inexpensive cigar and it is reported .that the task has been accomplished. The new na tional cigar will cost 2 cents, and look like a "Pittsburgh stogie." Francisco Cavida, savant of the re ' public of Salvador, in a notable address Sunday, proclaimed that the Monroe doctrine Is useful in the fight of demo cratic republics against monarchy and Imperialism. Miss Jane Addams of Chicagp Is pre siding over the Third International Women’s Congress for Feaoe, in VI unna. More than 200 delegates are re ported to be present, representing near ly all nations but Russia. The Ar-T loan Graves Registration aervloe Is having difficulty in establish ing the Identity of the doughboys who died as prisoners of war in Germany. Many of the graves are Unmarked, and In some places the names of the men burled are unknown. There are approximately SO,000 Ameri cana In Mexico and of this number 8,000 live in Mexico City. It Is also estimated that since Cvirmnza was overthrows more than 8,000 American business men have visited the republic. At Moscow recently some 20,000 Vbrain workers" were moved to leea comfort able quarters to permit the "band work ers” to occupy their homes. A Russian soviet newspaper admits that some ol the Russian factories are producing leas than 8 tusr cent, ol what they prodoeed before the war. There were mono Bothers and sailors by the name ef Cohen hi the world war from New York city Sum of any other name. But In the state as a whole, the Smiths won. Switzerland Is about to Inaugurate na tional control of all traffic, automobile, bicycle, and aerial, to supersede the local control which results tn various arid confusing rules. A great struggle is reported to be go ing on tn Rome between buyers and sell erg, "It goes to the heart of the Italian shopkeeper tv reduce flboee price* which have made the for Cone rtwa the »—» cables say. * . i CHILD SWALLOWED DPEIJFETIPIH Surgeons Forced to Use Knife To Remove the Ugly Ob struction — Recovery Expected. Gresham, Neb., July 26.—Clarence Neujahr, two years old, has been in a critical condition for two weeks as the result of swallowing a safety pin. The X-ray examination disclosed that the pin entered the esophagas and lodged in the chest with the pin open. Physicians found it impossible to se cure the pin by reaching down his throat and were obliged to enter the stomach and go up through the chest for the pin. It was successfully re moved and the child has a good chance to recover. TELEPHONE PATRONS STUDY THE SITUATION Bloomfield, Neb., July 26 (Special). —Former patrons of the Union Tele phone Company here, who are on a strike against a 23 per cent, tilt in rates, held a mass meeting at the city hall Friday night. Owing to the un favorable condition of the roads and threatening weather, the attendance from the country was light. The mat ter of having an audit of the com pany's books made by an accountant was taken up and briefly discussed. It was decided that it would be better to defer action on the proposition un til another meeting to be called a lit tle later and at which a larger rep resentation of the farmer patrons could be present. The committee in charge of the proposition will call an other meeting within the course of a week or 10 days. There were about 200 present at the meeting Friday night. NEBRASKAN GOING TO GERMANY ON MISSION Washington, July 26.—R. B. Howell, national republican committeeman from Nebraska, now is preparing to travel in Germany, the postoffice de partment announces, to study for postmaster General Hays, the practi cability of putting a wireless tele phone receiving station on every American farm. HANDCUFFED*IN “BLACK HOLE” OF PRISON SHIP, GIRL SEEKS $100 PRIZE e shelving side of a tiny cell in tho “Black Hole” of the English convict ship Success, now anchored at New York, Miss Jeanne DuBrui and 18 year old Brooklyn, N. Y„ school girl, Is attempting an endurance test which no other woman has volun tarily* undertaken. Many women died in the cell while confined there under sentence when the Success was a re ceiving ship for women prisoners out side of Melbourne, Australia. Others went mad or became blind. Miss DuBrui, one of the more than 1,000 women who volunteered for the test, is trying to remain in the cell 24 hours. If sho succeeds she will win $100 offered by the vessel's com mander. Capt. Smith, and will devote the money to a younger brother’s education. The convict ship Success, which has been exhibited in all parts of the world is tho oldest vessel afloat, having been built in British East India in 1790. She is the last of the dreadful fleet of "Ocean Halls" which carried convicts from England to Australia. Those who feel they are handi capped should consider what Ben Turpin, movie comedian, has been able to do with a pair of crossed eyes. The joy of spring gardening Is in the eating. Automatic voting machines may he just the tilings needed, since most people vote automatically anyway. A soldier bonus can be paid without strain to tho treasury by applying the Interest due on the allied debt for only two or three years, says Representative Hamilton Fish, Jr. He asserts that the Interest will soon amount to over $2,000, 000,000 and this sum in all probability would be sufficient to pay the bonua. Under the leadership of the Chamber ot Oommorce, the grocers and frull dealers of Greenwich. Conn., have In augurated a boycott of bananas lemons because of the excessive prices charged for them. The Qreenwioh Chamber of Commerce will try to extend the bopoott to oorer all Mew England. IF LIFETE1ER *tepfatker of Murdered GirJ Makes Dramatic Appeal Before Nebraska State Beard. Lincoln, Neb., July 23^—Mark Kent, 60, faced tho man who murdered his 14-year-old stepdaughter, bankrupted him and transformed his wife from a robust woman to a nervous wreck, at the state penitentiary this week and demanded that this man remain behind tho walls until he breathes his last. His demand was made before the state board, of pardons ai.d pa roles at Its monthly hearing when the application for pardon of John J< Hamblin, murderer of Rachel Engle, stepdaughter of Kent, came up. “If I had snapped my finger this man would be dead today,” Kent told the board. "For three days men stood in groups with ropes in their hands at Grand Island, ready to take the law in their hands and avenge my little girl if I saici the world. “But I always was a peaceful citi zen and believed the law would pro tect me. And I am demanding today that it continue to protect me. "For nine months after this man shot the girl she lay on a bed of pain in a hoepltal, paralyzed from the wound, before she died. The expense “broke” me and the trouble made my wife a nervous wreck. "If this man should be pardoned my wife wouldn’t stay In the house a minute unless some one was with her. Since the shooting I have had to call a doctor for her two and three times a week. I can get 3,000 Grand Island citizens to sign a protest against the application.” Hamblin asked that consideration of the application be postponed until hia attorney returned from a vacation < in October. Hamblin claims the gun shot wound was not the cause of death. He was sentenced to death, but the supreme court lightened the sentence to life and recommended that he never be set free. DISTRICT JUDGES HELP IN SUPREME COURT Lincoln, Neb., July 23.—Twelve more district judges have been or dered In for the fall term to assist the supremo court under the new con stitutional provision providing for this draft. The Judges are to come according to the following schedule: September 23—Guy T. Graves, Pen der; A. A. Welch, Wayne. October 3— George Corcoran, York; O. Hostetler, Kearney. October 10—R. D. Brown, Crete; Bayard H. Paine, Grand Is land. October 17 — Willis G. Sears, Omaha; W. H. Westover, Rushville. October 24—L. W. Colby, Beatrioe; A. C. Wakeley, Omaha. November 7—W. 4. Dilworth, Holdredge; E. P. Clem ents; Ord. PERMIT HOLDERS TO BE CLOSELY WATCHED Omaha, Neb., July 23.—Convictions for violation of any of the liuuor laws that apply in Nebraska henceforth' will be cause for haling any holder of a permit to dispense alcohol before federal prohibition officer U. S. Rohrer. This he says will be the method he will employ to control il legal traffic in his jurisdiction. DOVE INTO SHALLOW WATER, BACK BROKEN Lincoln, Neb., July 23.—Emil Deus-, er, 18 years old, of this city, a sen of Raymond, Neb., banker was prob ably fatally injured Wednesday, when he broke the fifth vertebrae of his back while swimming. Deuser and some companions were swimming in the “sand pits" near town and his companions say that he dove into shallow water striking on his head. MIDWEST STATES JOIN IN GRAIN FIGHT Lincoln, Neb., July 22.—Nebraska MU join in the grain rate fight which will be staged before the Interstate Commerce commission at Washington August 15. Five states will be rep resented: Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota, Kansas and South Dakota. Com missioner Thorne A. Browne has re turned from Chicago where he at tened a conference of representatives of state railway commissions. Th^ Interstate Commerce commission, on its own motion, fixed the date on which to hold a hearing to consider rates on grain, grain products and hay in the western group of status. The main committee is slated to meet at Washington several days in advance of the hearing to give it plenty of time to prepare its exhibits before the Interstate Commerce com mission. This will permit each of the state commissions represented at the hearing to make a showing of the conditions in kits own state. Each state is to loan the services of an ex pert and share in the expense of pre senting the case before the national body. The committee which will pre sent the case for the railway com missions will meet in Des Moines, July 29. Agricultural organizations are ft vited to co-operate with the commit tee of the railway commissioners in preparing data and to present on l»e half of themselves anything they'law sire to have offered before the Inter state Commerce commission. They are especially asked to prepare a statement of the economic situation. CLIMTON , IAh BOY BCOUTS NOW HEADED HOMEWARD North yiattft. Neb., July 24.—The Clinton, la., caravan of btiy eoouta reached here Thursday afternoon from Sidney. The boys are enroete home from Yellowstone park where they went Into camp June SO. In the party are 376. 200 »f whom are eoouta. two physic tana, three nurses, a post master and banker. They will ar rhre in Council Bluffs, •aanrday. sad spend the nKbt there. RENEW EFFORT if Attorney General of Nebraska Determined Technicality Shall Not Cheat Justice. Lincoln, Neb., 'July 25.—Balked In one attempt to send Ray A. Lower, alleged wrecker of the Valparaiso State Bank, to state prison, by the supreme court’s action In annulling the first complaint on which Lower was convicted on a technicality, At torney General Clarence A. Davis an nounces that his office will start pros ecution again on other counts charged against laiwer. "There are 22 different counts pend ing aigalnst Lower, relative to his acts as cashier of the Valparaiso State bank and the state can select any one of thqpi as the basis of its cases," Davis said. "Lower was allowed to plead In the former trial to a charge of loaning the bank’s funds to himself; but there are other counts involving embezzle ment and falsifying records to the state banking bureau, for which heav ier penalties are provided. He is sulT? Ject to prosecution on any or all of these and we do not Intend to let him go free on a technicality.” —f uuvfcKiNrntiN i rKUUttus iu COLLECT LIQUOR REVENUE Lincoln, Neb., July 25.—Uncle Sam has now placed liens amounting to $18,440.79 against property of Ne braskans located in the territory of the Lincoln division of the United States district pourt. This is the exact amount of the liens filed at Lincoln by A. B. Allen, collector of Internal revenue growing out of charges and convictions under the federal revenue laws. Ella Van Busklrk, of Beatrice, is the latest res ident of the district to have a lien against her. The lien defines her as a “retail liquor dealer.” The revenue tax against her is $927.07. Other liens filed by the federal rev enue collector are against the follow ing: William Ruegge, Falls City, $1,038.54; John Eldrege and Stanley Hall, of Rock Bluff, $1,065; William Risor and Harry Bayne, Hebron, $986.94; Albert Fanka, Crab Orchard, $1,833.34; George Hendrick, 836 New Hampshire street, Lincoln, $2,041.66; .John Patton, Palmyra, $1,442.26; Wil liam Ross, Talmage, $1,833.34; John L. Schiek, Beatrice, ex-sheriff, $2, 620.82; William and Glen Emery, Nor folk, $1,416.66; Porter Q. Collins, Holmesville, $2,376.73 and James Bro- ' back, nine miles east of Beatrice, $1, 426,26. PLAN ORGANIZATION OF KU KLUX KLAN AT FREMONT Frenoont; Neb., July 25.—Promi nent business men of this city have received within the past few days communications from the Ku Klux Klan, accompanied by questionnaires, in the event that they decide to be come members. The "strictly per sonal” letters contained circulars dwelling on the purposes and ideals of the'Organization. .The application blanks asked for information as to age, birthplace, occupation,"“race, re ligion, education, characteristics, politics, belief or non-belief in supre macy over the blacks, fraternal or ganizations andjallegiance. The re cipients are tolrwthat they have been suggested for membership by friends. Thuew are asked to return the filled out applications to a given postoffice box number. A picture of a band of members, attired in tlte Klan garb of ; white gowns, is on display in a store window with a card bearing an ad dress if information is desired. BACK BROKEN BY DIVE; YOUNG ATHELETE DIBS Lincoln, Neb., July 25.—Emil Deu ser, the 18-year-old boy whose spine was injured while he was diving in the "sand pits” near here Wednesday night, died Friday. Physicians state that his death was probably caused by parlysis of the respiratory organa caused by the injury. Deuser was a prominent athelete and a son of a Raymond, Neb., banker. —f NEBRASKA WHEAT CROP HURRYING TO MARKET Omaha, Neb., July 25.—The Ne braska wheat crop is moving fast to market according to Omaha grain firms. Receipts of the Omaha Grain exchange have incresed 150 per cent in the last week and shipments east have increased 125 per cent in the same time. Most of the wheat shipped from Omaha is going to foreign countries, grain firms said. Germany entered the market for wheat within the last two weeks and the first shipments of Nebraska wheat to the Germans will go forward in a few days. STATE 8HERIFF BATTLED with sturdy moonshiner Hay Springs, Neb., July 25.—Gus Hyres, state sheriff, with several dep uties, raided fho farm, home of Jim Divan, living eight mltos southwest of here, and arrested Divan on ft charge of possession fcnd manufac tute of liquor, after a free-for-all fight had been staged between the farmer and Hyers. Myers emerged from the battle with nmrke of it on his persot. Divan is now out on bond. NEBRASKA AUTO TOURIST < KILLED IN COLORADO Denver, Oolo., July 23.—The body of A. C. Bisrley, farmer, of near Mon roe, Neb., who died from Injuries re ceived when the automobile which be was driving overturned In the moun tains near here, was sent to the Ne braska town Friday. Funeral eexvlse# were hoW In the scanty hospital, witnessed by Mrs. Big ley and hot two sons, who are recovering frem ta>iriee received In the ewokleoC A Diplomatic Correspondent in New York Times. ^fRheut official admission of the fact, tlfc report nevertheless persists in Washington that out of the veil of mystery and the haze of reticence which shroud our foreign policy the Versailles treaty will soon emerge on its way back to the Senate. To the thoughtful observer of the confusion of the ad- . . ministration in its effort to combine a policy of "isolation” with one of " helpful participation" it has long been manifest that the Versailles treaty offers the only escape from the insoluble difficulties and hopeless tangles. The League of Nations, say some, must be cut out of the treaty to make way for the nebulous, but as yet undefined, association of oationsj. It has generally been understood in Washington for many weeks that Secretary Hughes has been busy combing out the Versailles treaty v*th a view to the elimination of all reference to the League of Nations. It would be bitterly ironical if Secretary Hughes should be disclosed as the instrument of ex cision, in view of his oft-made declarations in favor of the league, and of the fact that his criticisms have been confined to proposed reservations. The report is easy to believe. The peace of the world today is the-w Versailles treaty. Nowhere else is it defined. Nowhere else is it guaran teed. There is no other machinery for its maintenance and enforcement. As against the central powers, there is no other quarter to which this coun try can turn for the security of its rights or the definition of its dues. In deed, we can no more make a practical and effective peace with the cen tral powers in defiance or disregard of the treaty tl)an we can spell the word "peace” with some strange and unheard-of combination of letters. If one but reads the economic and financial clauses of the Versailles treaty it is at once apparent that our former enemies, Germany and Austria Hungary, have delivered over their industrial resources and their very en ergies as nations to control and direction by the signatories of the treaty. Neither can make any separate treaty except subject to the provisions of the Versailles treaty. The situation is almost on all-fours with that which arises when a receiver is appointed in a creditors’ action. It is impossible there after for a creditor to proceed independently to enforce his rights against the common debtor. He Is forbiddon to interfere with the assets qf the deb' tor, who in turn is forbidden to incur indebtedness or enter into any con-, tract with regard to his property. So it is with Germany. It is idle to talk of an Independent treaty with. Germany that touches at any point the issues of the war or the extensive subject matter so particularly and exhaustively covered by the provisions of the Versailles treaty. We might, it is true, make a treaty of amity with Germany if its provisions were sufficiently general and amounted to no more than a gesture. But if we should seek to include in the treaty of amity, pro visions relating to mutual commerce, the exportation of German products and the establishment of German credit, we should find at orice that we were in collision with the Treaty of Versailles by which Germany is absolutely bound, committed and estopped in all these respects. When attention is turned to An stria-fiungary it is at once apparent that the Austria-Hungary which figures in the Knox-Porter resolntion no longer exists. The country has been superseded by a group of "succession" states, sprung from the loins of the Versailles treaty and having neither boundaries nor charters except as therein defined. Yes, the treaty will go back to the Senate. The fact is that it is tha solitary avenue of approach to the solution of our international problems. Like a truth crushed to earth, this fact rises again and again. Conferences are adjourned and resumed. Alternatives are discussed and discarded. It rides with the president to Raritan. It dogs the footsteps of Knox to. Valley Forge. It brings Lodge in a hurry to the White House. Sometimes it spoils the putting of distinguished golfers at Chevy Chase. Hughes is instructed to find some escape, but he cannot. There sttwids the fact. Duty to the country, duty to our allies, national honor and consistency join in the invi tation to return the treaty to the Senate. And the invitation will be ac cepted. When It Failed. From the Des Moines Register. "Without frontiers, currencies, gold reserves or eredits, Poland was flung into the world two years ago by decree of the Paris peace conference, and told to get along as best she could. The red Invasion and the necessity for postponing all effort at organization as a state was bad enough, but the expense of equipping and maintaining in the field 800.000 men was still worse. Her public finance can only be called the finest bid for bankruptcy ever made by any modern state in Europe with the sole exception at Russia.”—Wall Street Journal. If the Journal and newspapers like it could be persuaded to state all the facts we could begin to come to some intel ligent conclusion with regard to the new states set up in Europe, of which Po land happens to be most tn attention. Nobody knows whether Poland or any of the others weuld have been set up as independencies if it had not been in the thought of everybody to create a league of the world powers to sustain the smaller states. It was furthest from the thought of anybody merely to create new states hnd turn them loose in the turmoil that was bound to come if the world was not to be organized to help them. Everybody understood that it meant merely to BaJkanlze central and eastern Europe to set up new states, without a steadying Influence of -come sort. That Is why the peace conference tied every thing together, self-determination fBV the smaller peoples, mandates for those that were not ready for Independence, all under the guaranty of the bigger self-governfng peoples, leagued to en force law and order and to protect territorial rights. When the United States refused to become a party to world organization then the old situatiorrhegan to reassert Itself, and the old cleavages to reopen. Of course, Poland Is In trouble. And It is not Poland alone. Every state In Europe Is in trouble. * The Paris conference planned to start Poland and the rest with fair guarantees of uninterrupted Industrial progress. It Is too bad that the experiment could not have been tried. And why should it not "have been tried, when everybody knew In advance what would surety come from going back to the old way? The Freedom of the Press. From the Baltimore Evening Sun. In justice In must be said that the supreme court in the case of the Mil waukee Social Democrat handed down March 7 last a decision which, appar ently, gives some support to the posi tion taken by the court of appeals of t^e District of Columbia in the Call case. But since the Milwaukee opinion was delivered one c< the judges of the highest court has died, aifd there is at least ground for hope that on a fresh appeal the Influence of Justices Brandeis and Holmes, who hare so often held out against infringements upon constitu tional guarantees, will-be stronger than it has been in the past. In any event the Call proposes to appeal, and the Evening Sun will share its rejoicing if rt To be sure the present postmaster general, Mr. Hays, has in point of fact already restored the Call to the mails, bufc the fact that its rights rest merely upon this new fiat, however benign, is no less vioJattve of the principle in volved. It is upoa that ground, as we understand It, that the appeal to the highest court is to be( taken. If the supreme court restores the Vail to its full rights we shell then and there have a beginning of the end of consorshlp. If the appeal fails—gnd If. as a matter of permanent Judicial construction, a newspaper must continue to exist mere ly by the beacftoeat grace of a postmas ter general or die at his will—then, in deed, the time wftl have arrive* for the American preset, as a whole, to look to Ms safety end freedom. We pe further. Bearing In mind all that we held against the principles ad vocated by tins Call, its cranky doc trines, Its extravagances and its raucous bad tasta in Ue advocacy of Its pinch beck '‘revotutlen." taut Insisting on its Inalienable right to speak and to be ■ hesrd, w* make this proposition: The Evening Sun, tf the offer Is acceptable, win be glad hi contribute $&0 to the CbWs fund for carrying Its case to the Sopreusu oeurt. Aed it calls upon all ether Ansarteua newspapers that believe genutoHr In *ae speech and a free press ft) fehtur ft. Especially R calls upsfc those that are unaKeraMy opposed to the OeH pofttteafly and denounce Its . Mens du every oeeaeten. The rurv-v la- 1 vutve* ie the earns) of fuse speech ia j Thought She Knew. The sweet young thing had been un able to buy the article she wanted, but In each case the clerk assured her that "next time” it would assuredly be in stock. One day she called at the store to find a new clerk on the job. "Do you have spats yet?” she inquired. "No, ma’am,” he stammered. "I'm cz>t living with my wife now.” A Practical Start. Prom the London Weekly Telegraph. Flapper (romantically)—Oh, mother, I want to rise to higher things. I want to act for the films and reach the top most rung of the ladder. Mother—'That’s the right spirit, Elsie, Now clirpb right up on this stepladder, and put up the clean curtains. In Folly Fifty-Fifty. Prom the Boston Transcript. A man’s idea of economy is to tell his wife how to save money. A woman’s idea of extravagance is what her hus band spends on himself. / A few miles south of Anchorage in Alaska gold quartz is found, assaying $100 to the ton. Rock yielding $2 a ton, even less, means a fortune. Don’t rush to Alaska, but reflect on nature’s way of distributing human beings. That gold discovery will send to Alaska tens of thousands of white men that Alaska needs. The majority will find no gold, but will find opportunity, and Alaska will find in them energetic men to de velop her agricultural wealth, more im portant than metals. Gold and the hunt far it have taken men all over the earth, to mountain tops, deep valleys—and they have stayed and developed civilization long after tha gold was gone. High up in the moun tains of the Austrian tyrol you see aban doned gold mines that attracted the Ro mans, as the yin mines drewr Phoenicians to England, without compass across tha dangerous waters in frail boats. B. C. Forbes, able writer on finance and business, addresses a letter to the banks. He reminds them that they would deeply recent it if business men organized a "run” on banks. He asks how they think business men like the hammering that bankers have been giv ing them, compelling them to liquidate stocks at any price and pay up with violent suddenness. Princess Fatima, here from Afghanis tan, with a valuable jewel in her no3e, says that her family tree goes back to Alexander tl*e Great. It is generally understood that Alexander’s family was wiped out, thanks to female Jealousy #and misfortune. But strange things may have happened in those early days. More interesting to America than tho Fatima lady’s geneolcgy is the hand some sapphire that is fastened ip a hole In the side of her noso. That would fill with disdain many of our Fatimas who would gladly wear a sapphire in a hole in each ear. Reformers tell congress they want no work done on Sundays, no trains run ning, no mails. Perhaps the reformers, after stopping work on the seventh day, could find some way of supplying work to 6,000,000 or so on the other six days. The real problem of the country is week day woTk, not Sunday work. i ariTT m diumomtg oock. From the Minneapolis Journal. Tariff-making is slbw business. The Senate wfll spend three or (our nwmthe at it, at loast, a*»d {be Hous-es must then come to an agreement. It will be November at leosrt befoie the biii goes to Mr. Harding. If tax reform lvia to wait its turn, the year's business will all have been dvrve ai^3 the books closed before the taxpayers know what taxes tl*ey will have to pay. The Influence of this rttuatiqn is bound to bo repressive, and the longer the delay, the greater the depression caused. The New York judge who iias taken ___ under adviseaient hie decision as to whether a doughnut ia emnetolog that ‘is toiled, or tolled, or med, might as well admit his inability to decide. Any cook wiil tell him that a nice fat doughnut, sparkling with crystals of sugar, hi neither boiled, baked, or tood. It just ie. The CMoajo Rally Newts' frtsA air horsfttal fer eieli bsbt-ea fees Jset opened Ite lit, year, fn a sew |3tl.irtiJ fireproof building.