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CATS OOttFUtCD TO “RANGE*'
Chicago R^n Report* Success in Itowal
RtSO fqr Keeping Pete Prom
Straying .Far Afield.
Another western Idea was adapted
to city uses the other day when a
south-elder, who once rode tlie radge
on tbe> Colorado plateaus, staked oat
his cals to keep them at home. The
plan worked fine and now the feline
tuiinmis get the air every day at w<«
i ends of tetter ropes.
The cat owner found that evc^y
time be opened the cellar door the
pets made a break for the open, fre
quently staying away for days ami
returning With blackened eye? and
scratched hides. He thought (4 the
tethci plan, but the first trial was not
a success, as the cats slipped the
noases from their necks He then
evdlved a semi-hobble‘plan and tied
the heavy string to cme of the cnt’s
bind legs, attaehlng the other end of
the strlpg to a stake driven in the
back yard. -
This ►system proved effective and
now every day three qt the cats take
their exercise aryunj their tethor
stakes.-*-QiTcago Journal." -
♦ TODA* ♦
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Try soWlng unhulled sweet clover seed
on your pasture next January. In the
Genesee volley a farmer raised sweet
clover lor seed, had a tot left over, not
passed through the hulling machine.
The unhulled seed was thrown on a
worn out pasture. The next spring the
sweet clover was knee high.
Many farmers in the valley are now
sowing unhulled sweet clover in the lat«
fall. Country weeklies please tell farm
ers about thig experiment. It means la
bor saving, the best kind of fodder, and
soil enriched by nitrogen that sweet
clover trkes out of the air.
Be sure to sow the seed NOT
HULLED. Hulled seed thrown on the
groqnd would be killed by the froeL
Two other (arm Items. Ia one Maine
county farmers dumped 45,900 barrels
of potatoes to be plowed under as fer
tiliser—no market.
Bella Pontiac, champion cow of the
world, owned by B. A. Barron, of Brant
ford, Ontario, In the past 1J months has
produced 27,107 pounds of milk, which
yielded 1,537.75 pounds of butter. Think
6f producing more than your own weight
in milk every 14 days. Breeding pays.
"Same laws and rules for both
sexes,” say the thoughtful ones. But
they don’t get the same laws and rules.
The world has Just read of the young
Canadian trained nurse who killed her
self!
First she had made a fool of herself,
poor girl, with the help of some doctor.
The doctor’s wife knew of lt, went to the
nurse, and begged her: '’Leave my hus
b§ujd alone,■- -‘tarn**
The young nurse promised that she
would do it, killing herself with poison.
"I cannot give that man up, but I can
give myself and life up,” she said to the
wife. ”1 have taken the poison, you
need not worry aiyr more about your
husband.”
The wife took her to a hospital. Now
the nurse is burled, the wife is back wltn
her husband apd most delicious of all,
the police say: ’’We are not giving out
names, on account of the doctor in the
case. It might hurt hts practice”
In the old days of the cave and the
mammoth, the wife, the mistress of the
cav£, would have hit the other young
lady on the head with a club. You ob
serve Improvement there. Wivese don't
kill the man, becau-e cave Instincts are
still with them. - ney had to keep the
man alive to keep the bears from eating
their children, jo they plead and fought
with each other.
"Harding plans a super-race of Amer
icans,’ says the newspaper heading. The
president Is too wise to plan that. But
he is planning to Improve this race that
needs improvement in several directions.
The president wisely has enlisted the
services of Brigadier General Sawyer,
trained scientist, on whose studies have
not closed nis mind to the possibilities of
improvement.
Observing that one-third of the men
called to the draft were defective phys
ically. General Sawyer will try to rem
edy that, beginning with mothers and
their babies, which is the right begin
ning. The idea is to help mothers be
fore and during child birth, saving
many of the 25,(X;0 mothers that die
during child birth every year, and scores
of thousands of children that die every
year, unnecessarily. That will be a good
beg.nning. The “super-race” can corns
later.
At Least J. A. White Would Bet
So, After Being Relieved ol
Dyspepsia toy Tanlac.
“My wife nml myself hove hail
stomach trouble,” suys Mr. J. A.
White, residing on the Leeetown Pike,
It. F. D. No. 0, near Lexington, Ivy.,
"and 'have both been uervous and run
down."
"We could not see anything with
out suffering afterwards and could not
6leep at night. We were regular nerv
ous dyspeptics. We tried many rem
edies without permanent benefit until
we heard of Tanlac. I got this medi
cine and began using lb We noticed
Immediate results. We are both great
ly improved by Tanlac. We give all
credit for the change of health to Tan
lac. It is a remarkable medldna
"I personally feel so good that I told
my bands a day or two ago that 1
could beat any of them shucking com.
iBmeanf it and believe I could have
bent 'em all.”
Of all the maladies that afflict hu
manity ghronlc dyspepsia, such ns Mr.
and Mrs. White suffered frorn^ Is prob
ably the most prevalent^ and hotirir
might be consumed In describing th<*
suffering, mental and bodily, cif tbs
victims^)! chryplc dvspensljb
A morbid, unreal, whimsical and
melancholy condition of the mind,
aside from the nervous physical suffer
ing, is the usual state of the average
dyspeptic, and»life seems scarcely
worth living.
Tanlac, the celebrated medicine, was
designed especially for overcoming
this distressing condition and millions
of people have taken It with the most
astonishing and gratifying results. It
seems to go straight to the spot, toning
up and invigorating every organ of the
body.
Sold by leading druggists every
where.—Advertisement.
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Ten-Year-Oid Quickly Seized on Weak
Point in Argument Put Forth
by His "Daddy.
Writer* have long vied in their ef
forts to describe property the tooth
someness, ns ^weii as tlto downright
stupidity, of tlte ordinary domestic
hen.
Lawrence, age ten, for a number of
years has lieen able to provide the
most amide concrete evidence of his
due appreciation of the former, hut
it was only recently that the latter
was brought forcibly home to him.
Aftfcr vainly trying for some time
to drive an obstreperous hen from
the garden, he called to Ills father.
“I can’t get tills old hen out!”
Uis father remarked that if Gen
eral Pershing had given Up that eas
ily he never would have drfven the
Germans out of France.
Lawrence promptly replied: “That
was different. The Germans knew
whnt General Pershing was trying to
do I”
m ASPIRIN
BACK GIVEN OUT?
In a dull, constant backache slowing
yon up? Arc you tired and achy—tor
tured with sharp, stabbing pain-3? Do
you find it impossible to be happy or
enjoy your work? Then, look to your
kidneys! When they weaken, the sys
tem becomes overloaded with uric acid
and backache, sharp pains, headaches,
dizzy spells and urinary disorders nat
urally follow. Help your kidneys with
Doan's Kidney Pills. Doan’s have
brought new health to thousands.
A Sputh Dakota Case
Mrs. C. A. Lang
hoff, Spearltoh,
S. says: "My
kidneys didn't act
fresly enough and
my limbs, feet
and hands were
swollen. I could
hardly walk. My
back had a sting
ing pain acro-s
my kidneys.
Doan’s Kidney
Pills gave me re
lief from the
start. Throe
boxes entirely
cured me of the attack.”
Get Dean’s at Any Storo, 60c a Bos
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Dried Vegetables.
The government bureau of chemis
try Is trying to popularize the "dehy
drated” vegetables which are begin
ning to be sold for soup mixtures. It
Is thought that these mixtures of vege
tables, which are absolutely water
free, might he used to great advantage
by housewives. They are quite ns good
for soups as fresh material ami far
cheaper. One hotel to which sample
packages were sent for trial reported
that one pound of the stuff made 125
"portions.” The only Important ob
stacle to the Introduction of these con
centrated soup vegetables n.» 1 s to lie
in the difficulty of ov< - . bug ol#
prejudices.—Philadelphia Led rcr.
Don’t pick a quarrel befoic It’s ripe.
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Western Canada
Land of Prosperity
offers to boose seeker* opportunities that can
not be secured elsewhere. The thousands of
farmer* from thn United States who have
accepted Canada's generous offer to settle on
FREE homesteads or buy farm land in her
provinces have been well repaid by bountiful
engm Jbere la still available on easy terms
Finite land at $16 to $30 an Anre
—land similar to that which through many
year* has yielded from 90 to 45 boa he la
of whSkt to tho aero—oats, barley and
flax also in great abundance, while raising
hortcSa cattle, ahera and ham is eouslly
profitable. Hundreds of farmer* in Western
Canada have raised crops in a alngle season
worth more than the whole cost of their land.
With such success comes prosperity, Inde
pendence^good homes and all tba comforts and
COPVwnanom which make Ilf a worth living.
Farm Hardens, Poultry, Dairying
are Rare** of income second only to'grain
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duced railway rates, illustrated liters- '
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6I0UX *CFTY PTG. CO., NO. M-1921
Invented Telephone Switchboard.
Hi* death in Boston, at the age of
*lghty«two, rescued from comparative
obscurity the name of Dr. Thomas
Benjamin Doolittle, who originated
the telephone switchboard and was
among the earliest telephone engin
eer*.
Doctor Doolittle possessed a medal
from the Franklin Institute’of Phila
delphia fog having originated the proc
ess of producing band-drawn copper
Wire, anc^ he Is credited with having
originated the first car fare register
kigAdevlee.
Just Like a Brother. '
It was Mary’s birthday, and her
young mgn had tieaslngly told her
that he was going to give her a rose
for each year of lier age. Fearfully
Mary walte^for his flowers to arrive.
She wondered whether he really knew
how old she was. But when a baskot
containing four dozen arrived she
breathed a sigh of relief.
That night she thanked him for
them. Just as she ended It her llttla
brother came Into the room. Ha
went over to the flowers and was
studying them fixedly when Jhe
young man a'sked: “Do you tmnk
your slater’s flowers are prtrtty?"
“Yes, sir, I do,” little brother an
swered, "but what made you send
twenty too many 7”
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During the War.
“Please help an unfortunate man,"
whined the beggar.
“What’s the matter with you!"
asked the crusty old gentleman.
“t was Injured during the war.”
.“Don’t yoa^try to make me believe
you ara'a war hero.”
“I didn’t say that, sir, and I wouldn't
try to impose on a gentleman who’s as
smart as you are,” said fce beggar,
with an Insinuating air. “I was 6truck
by a truck In the faH of 1917.*’—Blr*
mlngham Age-Herald.
The Teeth of the Matter.
“Pulling Teeth Restores Sanity." If
your eyes hurt or your ears ache, at
your feet lie down on you, consult
the nearest dentist We should not
be surprised to learn that defective
, teeth were responsible for the wreck
of the Hesperus, the passing of the
dinosaurs, and the crime of T8.—New
York Evening Post
Certainly Not
She—“Do yotv believe a girt should
ever kiss n boy?" He—“Not If the
boy objects to It.”—Life.
DAW BABY
BRIGHTENS HOME
Children’s Laughter a Pleasing Sound
M Altoona, Pa.—"I am writ
hing to tell jron what Lydia E»
raPinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. Wo
had six children die almost at
birth. Prom one hour to nine
teen days Is all they have
lived. Before my next one
was born I took a dozen bot
tles of your Vegetable Com
pound, and I can say that it is-*
the greatest medicine on
t earth, for this baby is now
‘ four months old, and a
H healthier brfby you would not
U want I am sending you a
picture of hy. Everybody
if says ‘ That i$ a very healthy
P looking baby.' You havamy
p- consent to show these few
lines to anybody." — Mrs.
,:i> C. W. Bemz, 131 3rd Avenue,
ZJ Altoona, Pa.
Mr$. Janssen's experience ef Interest to childless wives.
Millston, Wis.—“I want to give you a word of praise for your wonderful
medicine. We are fond of children, and for a considerable time after we
were married I feared I would not have any. I began taking Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, and it strengthened me so I now have a nice,
strong, healthy baby girl. I suffered very little at childbirth, and I give all
the credit to your medicine, and shall always recommend it highly.’— Mrs.
H. H. Janssen, Millston, Wis.
Mrs. Held of Marinette, Wis., adds her testimonial for Lydia E.
Plnkham’s Vegetable Compound. She says:
Marinette, Wis.—“I waSinra nervous condition and very irregular. My
doctor advised an operation. 'My husband brought me one of your booklets
and asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound. It overcame
my weakness so that 1 now have a healthy baby girl after having been mar
ried nine years. I am glad to recotnmend your medicine, and you may use my
letter as a testimonial. —Mrs. H. B. Held, 380 Jefferson St, Marinette,Wis.
There are many, many such homes that were once childless, and ere now
blessed with healthy, happy children Decause Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound has restored the mother to a strong and healthy condition, & it
acts as a natural restorative for ailments as indicated by backache, irregu
larities. displacements, weakness and nervousness.
Women everywhere should remember that most of the commoner ailments
of women are not the surgical ones—they are not caused by serious displace
ments or growths, although the symptoms may be the tame, and that is why
so many apparently serious ailments readily yield to Lydia E. Pink ham's
Vegetable Compound, as it acts as a natural restorative. It can be takes
with perfect safety and often prevents serious troubles.
Therefore if yon know 6f any woman who is snfferiog and has been unablo
to secure relief and is regretfully looking forward to a childless old age, ask
her to try Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound, as it has brought health
and happiness into so many homes once darkened by illness and despair.
Lydia E. Plnkham’s Private Text-Book upon "Ailments
Peculiar to Women " will be sent to you free upon request. Writ*
to^Fbe Lydia E. Plnkhara Medicine Co* Lynn, Massachusetts.
TMs book contains valuable information.
Tariff Prospects.
From the Index.
It Is well for the business and finan
cial worid to consider what is coming
if the program how in prospect is car
ried out.
In addition to any domestic unsettle
ment which may arise from the setting
up of new tariff schedules, there is also
to be considered th!% effect on the whole
problem of world • economic reconstruc
tion.
With the United States a creditor of
Europe and other sections of the world
to the extent of billions; with all in
agreement that the world’s enormous
debt to us can be discharged only by
trade; with exchange and other condi
tions making it exceedingly difficult for
other countries to buy from or sell to
us; and with the "circle of production
/>jid distribution," broken by the war,
still unjoined—under these conditions
ive are proposing by higher tariff bar
riers further to increase the difficulties
of trade reconstruction.
Thts phase of the matter will no doubt
be considered before any tariff bill is
passed. So far it has not apparently
had any more weight with the framers
of the general bill than was given to it
when the emergency tariff was enacted.
Non-political influences alone must ap
parently be depended upon to press for
consideration of what will be the effect
upon our debtors and our already
dwindling foreign trade of action which
will make it still more difficult for other
countries to sell, in this country, the
richest market in the world.
Miss Sadie Mossell, Ph. D.
From the Columbus Dispatch.
There was a time, not very far back,
when no woman had ever been formally
entilted to write the letters "Ph.D.” af
ter her name. Even centuries before the
first formal award of the degree to a
woman, however, women had attained
to scholarly heights well above the level
of the usual requirements for its grant
ing. It was not woman’s slowness of
mental achievement that kept such
honors on one side of the sex line, but
man’s slowness to recognize the im
propriety of introducing a sex distinc
tion in matters of pure scholarship.
It has not been many years since the
degree of Doctor of Philosophy was
first given to a negro. And now, in the
person of Miss Sadie Mossell, of Phil
adelphia, It has first been won by a
woman of the negro race. This will be
much talked of as setting of a new
record; and yet there Is nothing new
in the essential feature, which Is dimply
the granting of the usual distinction for
a definite scholastic achievement. Cir
cumstances have not led negro women
into that line of work, but there is
no Inherent reason why they should
not do it successfully and receive the
customary recognition when it ha*
passed the usual tests. •
The Meat Supply.
From the Wichita Eagle.
Cattle, hpgs and sheep are going oui
of style very rapidly. Newly published
figures show a third less cattle per cap
ita of population, two-thirds less sheep
and 41 per cent, fewer hogs tlrnn there
were in 1900.
The farmers have been forced out of
the live stock business by thousands.
Most of them stuck as long as they
could. Some stuck until the sheriff sold
them out. Others saw the road ahead
clearly enough to desert it in time to
same themselves.
For years the live stock producers
were held on the ragged edge by prices
that something looked as though they
might contain promise of profit. Finally
it got to the point where the farmers
knew they were losing money on every
pound of pork and beef they produced.
Then they quit in drowds. The Big Five
paid dividends. The farmers who raised
the hogs and cattle did not. The wool
trust paid handsome profits. The wool
producers went broke.
Left Him Thlnklna.
In a barber's shop In Laudport a
tuan was having Ills hair cut while a
friend wafted.
The Friend—You’re losing spur
wool, lad.
The Victim—Yes, I am getting a bit
thin on top.
The Friend—Well, they say wool
won’t grow on wood.
The Victim—That’s so; and they
also say that wheat won’t grow In a
busy street.
Whereat the friend was reduced to
silence and was seen to be thinking
hard.—London Tid-Blt#.
FARMERS
IRE WORKING HARDER
And using their feet more than ever before.
For all these workers the frequent use of
Allen’s Foot=Ease, the antisqptic, healing
powder to be shaken into the shoes ana
BPrinkled in the foot-bath, increases their
efficiency and insures needed physical com
fort.^ Allen’s Foot1-Ease takes the Friction
from* the Shoe, keeps the shoe from rub
bing and the stockings from wearing, fresh
en* the feet, and prevents tired, aching
and blistered feet. Women eveiywhere arc
constant users pf Allen’s Foot-lime. Don’t
g«kt foot sore, get Allen’s Foot=Ease.
More -than One Million five hundred
thousand pounds of Powder for the Peet
were used by our Army and Navy during
the war. Sold everywhere.
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They Need the Money,
Till—The longest way uround Is the
shortest way home, you know.
Bill—Yes, that’s the way the taxi
driver seems to figure it.
"When thief meets thief then comes
mi invitation to take something.
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Name “Bayer” on Genuine
Beware 1 Unless you see the name
“Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre
scribed by physicians fpr twenty-one
years and' proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told In the Bayer
package for Colds, Headaqhe, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. , Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets^of As
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin Is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Monoacetlcacldester of StfUcyltcacid.
Learning Fast.
Three negroes got mixed up in a
quarrel and were locked up. Next
morning they appeared before the
Judge. Tlie first was given three
months, and becoming abusive upon
hearing his sentence, the Judge in
creased it to six months. The second
was given six months, because he too,
was abusive. The turn of me third
man came.
“Now," said the Judge, “what have
you got to say.”
“I sure ain't got nuflin.’ to say,
Judge,” he said. “Three months plenty
nouf for dls 111 nigger.”
Primitive Finance.
In Georgia they tell of an old
fnrme* who, in the wildcat banking
days, cnnte to Mllledgeville to see
Robert Toombs, whq, at the time, was
a state bank director.
“Bob,’’ sold the old farmer, “the
folks down our way wants more
money.”
“I don’t blame them,” said Mr.
Toombs, “but how ere they going to
get It?”
First League of Nations.
Dr. E. A. Bates of Cornell university
Is onmpalgnlng In the Interest of In
dustrial education for the Indians. Dr.
Bates asserted the Iroquois created
, the first league of nations when they
organized the powerful tribes known
ns Hie “Six Nations.”
Most pups are rewarded with sickly
smiles—being that sort of pons.
Sure
Relief
Women
Made Young
Bright eyes, a clear skin and a body
full of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
in order by regularly taking
COLD MEDAL
The world’s standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles, thr
enemies of life and looks. In use sine
1696. All druggists, three sizes.
Look for tho nemo Gold Medal on every boo
and accept no Imitation
Skin Tortured Babies Sleep
Mothers Rest
After Cuticura
Soap 25c, Ointment 25 and SOc, Talcum 25c.
nminin — —a——
Children Cry For
Special Care of Baby.
That Baby should have a bed cf its own all are agreed. Yet It
Is more reasonable for an infant to sleep with grown-ups than to use
a man’s medicine in an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of
that 6ame infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Neither would
be tolerated by specialists in children’s diseases.
Your Physician will tell you that Baby’s medicine must bo
prepared with even greater care than Baby’s food.
A Baby’s stomach when in good health is too often disarranged
by improper food. Cpuld you for a moment, then, think of giving
to your ailing child anything but a medicine especially prepared
for Infants and Children ? Don’t be deceived.
Make a mental note of this:—It is important, Mothers, that
you should remembfer that to function well, the digestive organs of
your Baby must receive special care. No Baby is so abnormal that
the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily
prepared for grown-ups.
MOTHERS SHOULD REM) THE BOOKLET THAT IS AROUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER'S CASTORIA
GENUINE CASTORIA always
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