TO LOP OFF 250,oW FROM GOVERNMENT ROLL Republicans Busy With Pruning Knife and Expect to Oust Useless Employees, Washington, Dec. 7.—How to reduce by 250,000 the present padded payroll of the government is the problem which the new Republican adminis — tration will take up as soon as it enters power. At the beginning of the war with Germany there were 30,000 govern ment employees in Washington. Dur ing the conflict, as the result of the extravagant methods of the Wilson administration, this total jumped to 132.000. After the armistice had been signed in 1918 the executive depart ments asked that this be increased. The Republicans held up these esti mates and, when they captured Cong ress, speedily reduced the number to 90.000, in one year getting rid of 42, 000 employees who had become a bur den to the taxpayers of the country. Representative Will R. Wood, of In diana, chairman of the subcommittee of the Appropriations Committee in charge of the legislative bill to be come effective after June 30 next, de clares that the number of Washington government employees will be so re duced that not more than 75,000 will be provided for, thus in a year and a half lopping off a total of 57,000 em ployees in Washington alone. This is only the beginning of the re duction that is planned, however. Chairman Good, of the House Appro priations Committee; Senator Curtis, of Kansas, Republican whip in the Senate, and other Republican leaders at the Capitol, are insisting that the reductions must be made in every de partment of the Federal service and that many of the bureaus established during the war shall be legislated out of existance altogether. There are now more than 700,000 men and women in the employ of the United States government throughout th.e country. On January 31, 1920, there were 757,854 on the payrolls of the Federal government, but Congress, during the last session, reduced this number to about 700,000. The reduction of 250,000 in the size of the army of Federal employees that is hoped for by Congressional leaders wotih.l result *u annual saving of between $300,000*,000 and $400, 000,000 to the taxpayers, it is esti mated. Senator Lodge, Republican leader in the upper House, and Representa tive Mondell, Republican leader in the '(jwej Houflj;, 'joclarc their intention insisting upon wholesale reductions in thg number of Federal employees. Tbe present administration, how ever has submitted estimates to the House Appropriations Committee that in nearly every ca»o call for additional employees for the next fiscal yeai. About the only exception that has been noted Is in the case of the Bureau of War Risk Insurance, where an im mediate reduction of about 1,500 is re ported contemplated at nnc#, Chairman Wood said that he could not understand why new clerks were being asked for In the legislative bill, which his committee hopes to have ready for reporting to Congress by December 15. “We have today in Washington under the civil service something over g0,000 employees Sjiid between 5,000 and (1,000 unclassified, making a total of 95,000 government employees here,” said Mr. Wood. “Before the war there were about 37,000. It is idle for any one to say that there is now three times as much work done here as be fore the war. “There are twenty-five or thirty in dependent bureaus, meant by the law that created them fp be merely for the was emergency, that ate trying to in duce us to make them permanent and to get a larger force than before. “Every man who comes before us agrees that there ought to be a reduc tion in the number of civil service em ployees in Washington, but they in sist that the cut must come somewhere else tjian in their own offices.” LEGACY IN WHICH YOU SHARE. In the pocket of an old, ragged coat belonging to one of the insane patients of the Chicago poor house, there was found after his death, a will. The man had been a lawyer, and the will was written in a firm, clear hand on a few scraps of paper. So unusual was it that it was sent to a lawyer; and so impressed was he with its contents that he read it before the Chicago bar association, and a resolution was pass ed ordering it probated, and now is on the records of Cook county, 111., and this is the will of the old insane patient of the Chicago poor house: “I, Charles Lounsberry, being of sound and deposing mind and memory, do hereby make and publish this my last will and testament, in order as justly as may be to distribute my in terests in the world among succeeding men: “That part of my interests which is known in law and recognized in the sheep-bound volumes as my property, being inconsiderable and of none ac count I make no disposition of in this ... .<*•*— i. r-.~t will. My right to live, being but a life estate, is not at my disposal, but, these things excepted, all else in the world I now proceed to devise and bequeath. “Item: ' I give to good fathers and mothers, in trust for their children, all good little words of praise and encour agements, and all quaint pet names and endearments; and I charge said parents to use them justly, but gener ously, as the needs of their children shall require. “Item: I leave the children inclu sively, but only for the term of their childhood all and every one the flowers of the field and the blossoms of the woods, with the right to play among them freely, according,to the customs of children, warning them at the same time against thistles and thorns. And I devise to children the banks of the brooks and the golden sand beneath the waters thereof, and the odors of the willows that dip'therein, and the white clouds that float high over the giant trees. “And I leave the children the long, long days to be merry in, in a thous and ways, and the night and the train of the Milky Way, to wonder at, but subject nevertheless, to the rights hereinafter given to lovers. “Item: I devise to boys, jointly, all the useful idle fields and commons where ball may be played, all pleasant waters where one may swim, all snow clad hills where one may coast, and all strcamis and ponds where one may fish, or where, when grim winter comes, one may skato, to hold the same for the period of their childhood. And all meadows with the clover blossoms and butterflies; the woods with their appurtenances, the squirreLs and the birds and the echoes and strange noises, and all distant places, which have been visited, together with the adventures there found. And I give to the said boys each of his own place at the fireside at night, with all pic tures that may be seen in the burning wood, to enjoy without let or hinder ance or without any incumbrance or care. Item: lo lovers I devsie their im aginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky, the red roses by the wall, the bloom of the hawthorne, the isweet strains of music, and aught else they may desire to figure to each other the iastingness and beauty of their love. “Item: To young men, jointly, 1 devise and bequeath all boisterous, in spiring sports of rivalry, and give to them the disdain of weakness and un daunted confidence in their own strength. Though they are rude, I leave to them the powgr to make last ing friendships and' OF possessing com panions, and to them exclusively 1 give all merry songs and grave cho ruses to Sing with lusty voices. “Item: And to those who are no longer children or youths or lovers, I leave memory; and bequeath to them the volumes of the poems of Burns and Shakespeare ar,d of other poets if, there be others, to the end that they may live |he old days over again, freely and fully without tithe or do mininition, “Item: To our loved ones with snowy crowns 1 bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep.” Anybody’s Match Washington Star: E. II. La Guar dia, former congressman from New York, said at a banquet; ...X_£2_ ■ 'The Italian immigrant hs soon as 11 i he masters the language is a match for anybody. “A group of husky young Italians were digging in a ditch the other day, when a chap in a iliver went by slowly. He had a young lady with him, and—to show off, you know—he yelled down the ditch: “‘Hey, where’s your monkey?” “Quick as a flash the brawny Gene ovese yelled beak: “ ‘We give him a day off, mister, and he’s took his girl out joyridin’ in a second-hand car.’ ” High Prices. George Haven Putnam, publisher, was talking about high prices: ‘High prices everywhere,” he said. “Unreasonably high prices every where, After a moment’s thought he added: “Price was once an indication of value. Today it’s an indcaton of nerve.” EMMET ITEMS. Georgia McCreath and Margery Schultz of Atkinson, spent Saturday and Sunday in Emmet at the Abart home. The Farmers’ Store had a bunch of celery in for Thanksgiving. There was a party held at Bill Crawford’s {Saturday night and all present had a jolly time. Chas. and Pearl Harris have moved to the Leo McCaffery ranch and Ralph Harris is assisting in the post office. We have only one restaurant left in Emmet. Here’s hoping it stays. There will be a programme and box social at the M. E. church Friday night, December 3, under the auspices of the Epworth League. A Battery Over To hear some folks talk you’d think an old battery could be made over into a brand new one, but it can’t be rlnne■ But we tjo go the limit in helping you keep your battery in fighting trim. ~ We’r# headquarters for y, the Still Better Willard 9+ Battery with Threaded Rubber Insulation — the kind selected by 152 pas scnger-cnv and motor truck builders. O’NEILLi battery STATION Office Phone . 39 Residence . 89 A Present that gives pleasure, not merely for a few days, but for long months and years, is the ideal Christmas Gift Choosing is no longer a task but a pleasure. - r< _. I v — - -1 Diamond Rings. Diamond La Valliere Cameo Broaches Cameo Rings Rolled Gold Cuff Links Watch Chains Bracelet Watches Men’s Watches Mesh Bags Lockets Cigarette Cases Vanity Cases Rosaries Silverware DO YOUR SHOPPING AT 1] D. G. 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Horiskey | PUBLIC SALE! | : As I am leaving the county I will sell the following described property at public {j sale on the old Charles Pruss farm, 6 miles west and 6 miles north of H O’Neill, 2 miles east and 4 miles north of Emmet, commencing at j 1 o’clock p. in., on ; Wednesday, Dec. 15th 7 Head of Horses One sorrel team, coming 6 and 7, weight 2400; 1 team of mares, sorrel and jjj bay, 7 and 11 years old, weight 2800; 1 brown horse and 1 brown mare, both :? £ smooth mouth; 1 roan mare, 12 years old, weight 1,000. tj 15 Head of Cattle j Three good milch cows, all fresh since September 1st; 2 calves. :: Farm MacKirvery, Etc. 1 Two wagons; 1 riding lister; 1 disc pulverizer; 1 riding plow; 1 walking plow; : 1 mower; 1 walking cultivator; 1 Deering binder; 1 sweep; 1 hand corn shel- j ler; 1 feed cutter; 1 automobile Buick Four, Model 1916, in good running order; ;; 4 sets of good work harness and many other articles too numerous to mention. FREE LUNCH AT NOON. BRING YOUR CUPS fj TERMS—Eight months’ time on all sums over $10 with ten per cent interest j I and approved security. Sums of $10 and under cash. No property to be re- l\ moved until settled for. I: Lou Way man, Owner Col. James Mtoore, Auctioneer. J. F. O’Donnell, Clerk |;