HAPPY HOUHS. Karigaturen, Chritiana: Two dentists discuss shop. One of them remarks: “My treatment is so painless that it often happens that my patients fall asleep while I am attending to their teeth.” “Pooh! That’s nothing!” says the other. “You should see my place. My patients nearly always ask me to send a messenger to fetch a protographer so that they can be photographed with the expression of gladness which mv dental treatment alone can give them!” TOO MANY DO THAT NOW. Kansas City Star: A married wo man writes to the Atchison Globe: “A married man is flirting with. me. I'm going to make a date with him some of these days and tell him what I think of him.” Political Advertising. Political Advertising. 0 0 Campaign Funds Governor Henry J. Allen, of, Kansas, Answers Borah’s Attack on Leonard Wood “Those Americans who are contributing out of their means to Leonard Wood’s campaign ex penses, are contributing because they realize the vital need of their country to lmye at the na tion's head, the highest type American procurable, a states man instead of a politician, a tried and proved administrator instead of an experimenter, a man whose character and record prove he will administer office of president, for the whole peo ple and not for nny class or sec tion or group of the people. “That Is why they ore putting up the money necessary to pre sent to all people of the United States, through frank 'publicity, the facts about Wood, the man, so that the people can Intelli gently Judge him In this cnndl dacy. I myself am giving con siderable to Wood’s campaign. Am giving my time, paying my own expenses, and have rather expensive newspaper, In whose columns I think, have given Wood .$50,000 worth of free pub licity In the last six months. “I do not expect anything out of Wood, if elected president. If I had more money than I needed, would gladly give that money outright to spread the facts about Wood before my countrymen, because of what I believe to be the necessity of my country at this hour, the election of the best American as presi dent. “Senator Borah has wrong squint and Is squint he did not possess 'n 1912. He and I both campaigned for Theodore Roose velt then and every dollar ex pended on Roosevelt’s campaign was contribution of friends who loved and trusted Theodore Roosevelt. “What would you think of a man who would stand up and say that he contributed to the Roose velt campaign funds because he expected to get something out of Roosevelt when elected? Such statement would be precisely as false and ridiculously made against Wood now as If made against Roosevelt then. "It is not true, my friends, that there does not exist In American politics any higher ex pectations on the pnrt of con tributors to a campaign fund, than that they shall receive some consldertion from a great man whose cause they helped in a great hour.”—Gov. Henry J. Allen of Kansas. BEHBND CLOSED DOORS Votes for Favorite Son or Impossible Candidate Is a Vote for Machine Politics. “Just a word about (Ids fa vorite son Idea.” said Wood. “I understand Ibis Is an election for national otlice and voters In each state tire free to vote for whom they wish. They are not limited In choice necessarily to some one born, married or re siding In tlielr own state, or to some one who has gone to col lege in their state, or does busi ness In their state. “The favorite* son plan Is one which lias always placed a limi tation upon the choice of the people and played directly into the hands of the worst form of machine politics. It has often resulted In bringing about in different states what a distin guished political leader recently said would be done In the 1020 presidential nomination, namely, that about 2:11 o'clock In the morning the nomination would be settled by fifteen or twenty tired men sitting around a tuble in a smoke-filled room behind closed doors. We want no more of this kind of thing In this country. We want the will of tile people as expressed at the polls embodied in the choice made at the convention.” “WE WANT WOOD” Assemblyman Theodore Roosevelt, New York, Extols Nation’s Choice for President " e are approaching the Election next Autumn of a Presidential Candidate. We of the Republican Party are go ing to be successful. Rarely if ever In history has the country been In a more critic al condition, shaken by the strain and turmoil of a great war and debauched by eight years of the Wilson Adminis tration We are the prey of vIolenCTtscJHntlons of thought. “The trend given to our ac tions during the coming four years will shape our country for many decades In future. We need a man who will com bine two principal character istics. First, the fearless de termination to preserve law and order and the ideals of tills country, and second, the ability to conceive and put into operation the fundamen tals of constructive, sane Lib eralism. "General Wood Is this man. He is not a man whom we have to take on trust. He Is a man with a record which is his Recommendation. He has * handled most difficult Admin istrative work with consum mate success as his record in Cuba and Philippines indi cates. There he preserved or der under trying circum stances with Justice and wis dom in such a manner that that order did not collapse when he left but remained as a testimonial of his success there. “He handled economics in such a fashion that general prosperity and fair dealings contributed to the good of all people concerned. “Above all, General Wood Is a big man. He is big enough to desire to have around him only the best men. He is not afraid that the work of a sub ordinate will overshadow his achievements. We want Wood at tills time." REPUBLICAN SAMPLE BALLOT Primary Election, 1920 ; ■ .-.. National Ticket j| Vote for ONE Preference For President of United States M HIRAM W. JOHNSON.-.. ; ■ □ ROBERT G. ROSS.— —.11 ._. i = II JOHN J. PERSHING _____,_ 1 ["I LEONARD WOOD....-. | Vote for ONE Preference For Vice-President of United States PI WILLIAM GRANT WEBSTER. j J •'i,-,,-'.. ' ~~ Tl>" ' ||| Vote for ONE For National Committeeman M R. B. HOWELL.-.Omaha j I I C. A. McCLOUD . York | Vote for FOUR Delegates at Large to National Convention □ CHARLES H. KELSEY.Norfolk | lH GEORGE S. AUSTIN. Orleans | ] ELMER J. BURKETT. Lincoln | [H E. D. BEACH....1...Lincoln | I I HOWARD H. BALDRIGE .Omaha 1 I 1 L. D. RICHARDS.Fremont M 1 I DON L. LOVE .. Lincoln j| I"! CHARLES E. SANDALL.....York ■ □ JOHN W. TOWLE. Omaha ■ □ TITUS LOWE.I.......:. Omaha | l—i ■ i Vote for FOUR For Alternates at Large to National Convention □ ELMER F. ROBINSON.Hartington L_~l I- L. PINDELL.Sidney □ J. A. TRUE..v.:.McCook □ J. E. LUTZ...Blair I 1 1 CARL E. HERRING...Omaha □ HARRY S. BYRNE.....Omaha □ __- -.-..,. □ ... □ _...-. □ -.-. Vote for TWO For Delegates to National Convention. Sixth District □ S. J. WEEKES.O’Neill I □ DAVID ROBINSON v.. Chadron I—1 HORACE F. KENNEDY...Broken Bow Q EARL D. MALLERY....Alliance '_I WOODRUFF BALL.....Valentine □ _.___1__ □ _,_ Vote for TWO For Alternates to National Convention, Sixth District * —I C. A. YODER.......Elm Creek 3 Q GUY C. THATCHER_ ' Butte 1 □ ___ I □ —...____ | _ Si Women County Ticket Vote for ONE For Clerk of the District Court , » ] IRA H. MOSS____Atkinson □ J. A. JARMAN....Chambers □ ___ Vote for ONE For County Assessor I~1 J. M. HUNTER______O’Neill □.,__ Vote for ONE For Supervisor, Second District □ j. C, McKIM...Opportunity □ ....... Vote for ONE For Supervisor, Fourth District I I L. E. SKIDMORE ...1.. _ Ewing □_,___ Vote for ONE For Supervisor, Sixth District □ F. C. WATSON ... I! D. E. COLE...... □ ___ Vote for ONE For County Committeeman □ —__ Vote for ONE For County Committeewoman □ ___ _ Vote for TWO For Delegates to County Convention □ _____. □—.--mi - -Hk .. ~ VOTE FOR DENNIS H. CRONIN Candidate for Republican Nomination for State Senator, Second Term I have filed for renomination for State Senator, for a Second Term, sub ject to the action of the republican voters at the Primary Election on April 20, 1920, and will appreciate the support of all voters who believe that my record in the last session of the Senate is worthy of a second term. , My record in the last session is a matter of public Record and I court your thorough investigation. During that session I was always found oppos ing extravagent expenditures of public funds and through my effortts many appropriations that had passed the house were killed in the senate. I am in favor of strict economy in the conduct of all public affairs. If the n&v constitution is adopted this fall the coming session will be one of the most important ever held in the state and I believe that my legislative experience eminently fits me to give superior service to the people of the ^ district. I am the first republican to be elected from this senatorial district in twelve years and my nomination will mean my election. Help nominate a winner and a man running for re-nomination for a second term. Your Vote and Influence Will be Appreciated. i