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Better buy a 60c bot
tle and never need it,
as to need it and not
have it and lose a $300
horse or mule.
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This farm contains 300acres of fertile land which lies well. It is especially adapted to growing tobacco, .
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On account of the long growing season, and the fact that most of the land is now In grass, it is also well
adapted to the raising of live stock. It is well improved with brick residence situated in a beautiful yard i
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within 40 minutes by automobile of the best schools and colleges in the 8outb.
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REPORT SHORTAGE OF SALMON
Catch in Alaskan Waters This Season
Is Said to Be Disappointing—
j Canneries Closed Down.
Reports from Alaska are to tlie effect
that the salmon catch is disappoint
ing. Even these places on the Alas
kan coast which have been most suc
cessful, comparatively speaking, have
secured less than the usiinl pack,
while some of the largest canneries
have practically nothing to show as
a result of the season’s operations
so far. While the season has not yet
closed, several of the principal Alas
kan canneries have ceased operations.
One large canning concern with a
capacity of 125,000 cases secured 3,800
nnd was then obliged to close down
for lack of fish.
The Rivers Inlet and Frazier River
packs are also said to be exceedingly
light this year.
Naturally, this means that the
canned salmon supply will be the
smallest for many years.
Alternative.
lighwaymau—Your money or your
life.
Victim—You will have to accept
amendments and reservations.
India is reviving its ancient indus
try of building wooden ships, using
timber from its vast forests.
GOT SPIRIT OF THE THING
After Watching Men Give Up Their
Seats in Car, He Offers His
Place.
The Broad Ripple car was crowded,
ns usual. As women boarded the car
the polite and gallant men got up and
permitted them to have seats. A man,
his wife and little son, about five years
old, got on the car. The attractive
looking mother was given a seat and
she took her son on her lap.
As the car went along, the boy con
versed in a loud tone. He spoke of
the condition of the road bed, of the
length of hj^s trousers, of how long It
would be until they got there, aud
so on.
Finally so many men had given up
their places that several of them were1
standing in the car aisle. The little
boy seemed to think it was wrong for
him to have a comfortable on his
mother’s lap while so many men wero
standing. Finally he sung out in a
voice that could be heard throughout
the car:
“Somebody can have my seat,” he
shouted.—Indianapolis News.
A strike which recently broke out in
the shipbuilding yards at Balboa has
now been settled.
Ministers preach aud physicians
practice.
More Economical
Than Coffee
Better for Health
and Costs Less
Instant Pos'
A table drink made
‘‘quick as a wink” by
placing a spoonful in a
cup, then adding hot
water, and sugar and
cream to taste.
“There’s a Reason”
j for POSTUM
' Mad* by
Postum Cereal Company
Battle Creek, Mich.
Sold by Grocers and General Stores
* No Raise in Price
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4 position of labor In the last 50 or 4
4 more years has been due to the 4
4 labor organizations. The general 4
4 level of “real wages,” by which is 4
4 meant the purchasing power of 4
4 wages, is only slightly affected by 4
4 the organizations. A single trade 4
4 by being highly organized may 4
4 push its wages above the common 4
4 level, at the expense of the other 4
4 members of the community, who 4
4 for the most part are also working 4
4 people. But if all wages are pushed 4
4 up, without an increase of produc- 4
4 tion, the cost of living for every- 4
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4 gr at factor in the rise of wages 4
4 has been the improvements in in- 4
4 dustrial methods, in organization, 4
4 equipment, and means of transpor- 4
4 tation which have increased pro- 4
4 ductton. These and not the power 4
4 of labor organizations have accom- 4
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4 organization more often than other- 4
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Then Hubby Had a Chill.
From the Boston Transcript.
An English physician telegraphed to the
husband of a patient who had sustained
a chill, and this is the form in which the
message reached him: ‘.‘No danger. Your
wife has had a child. If we can keep her
from having another tonight she will do
well.”
Salesmanship.
From the Boston Transcript
“Here’s a splendid work, sir, entitled
'Hints on Home Building'.”
“I've no use for it.”
• "But, sir, it shows how to build a beau
tiful villa, a regular little palace, for
$5,000.”
“I haven’t the $5,000. I haven’t over $5
to my narpe.’ ’
“Well, the book is only $1.”
But We Ask In Vain.
From the Eldorado Republican.
Many were the traits of kindliness,
generosity and sympathy that one once
demanded in the definition of good neigh
bor. Now' all one asks cf a neighbor is
that he does not play his phonograph
after 11 at night, noes not start his Ford
before 7 in the morning, and attends to
his own business.
A Schemer.
From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
“I must tell you, Edgar, that I cannot
cook.”
“But those excellent meals I have had
at your house?”
‘‘Were*all prepared by our cook.”
"Do you think we can get her away
from your folks w’hen we are wed.”
A Household Hint.
From the Dallas News.
Personally we don't set much store by
false pride, hut we hope nobody will find
out we shall have to weaf our Palm
Beach suit for pajamas this winter.
Mrs. Jones Comes Back.
From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
Mayor Rolph, of San Francisco, was
laughingly chiding a visitor who con
stantly referred to ’Frisco, a habit which
the people of "the city" never take kindly
to.
"But I hope," continued the mayor,
"that I am not going to place myself in
the position of Jones. He had Just re
turned from work when his wife grappled
him, crying:
" ‘Oh, John, Mrs. Smith’s baby has
brownchitis!’
" ‘Not brownchitis,’ said Mr. Jones with
a snort, "It’s bronchitis.*
"Shortly afterward Mrs. Jones emerged
from the kitchen and said, ‘Well, since
you’re so smart, maybe you can tell me
whether a tomato is a fruit or a vege
table?’
" ‘Certainly I can,’ retorted her lord and
master promptly. *The dictionary says a
tomato is a fruit. Why do you ask?’
" ‘I just wanted to be correct when I
tell you, you’re going to have canned fruit
for supper.’ ’’
Kaiser Fights WrirTkles.
The former kaiser’s hair and beard are
now snow white, but he has a barber
come daily to massage the wrinkles in his
face.
Suiting Everybody.
From the Manchester Guardian.
Another piece of Mr. Clemenceau’s wit
is delighting the town. At ti meeting of
the interallied committee there was a
question what time they would resume
in the afternoon. Signor Tittoni did not
want it too early, because he liked to have
his siesta early in the afternoon. Mr.
I*ansing did not want it too late, for he
wanted to have his drive in the Bois and
then his siesta before dinner. Mr. Clemen
ceau then summed up. "The meeting will
be at 3,” he said. "Signor Tittoni can sleep
before it, Mr Lansing can sleep after it.
and Mr. Balfour and I can sleep during
it."
Encore.
From the Boston Transcript.
lie—What on earth do you keep on
clapping for? That last singer was
awful.
She—I know, but I liked the gown she
wore and I want to have another look at
it.
The Lure.
From Judge.
Lois—I thought you had become rather
tired of dancing.
Dorothy—I had. But I’ve been reading
what the clergyman have been saying
against it, and I had no idea how delight
fully wicked it is.
Postlude—Largo.
From London Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Brown was at the back of the
church waiting to have her baby christ
ened. Baby was getting restless, so she
beckoned the verger.
"Is the sermon nearly finished?’’ she
isked.
“No, mum,” replied the verger, “an
other half hour of it yet. He’s only on
nis ’lastly.' ”
"But,” said Mrs. Brown, “will It take
iiim half an hour to get through his
lastly’?”
“No, mum," was the demure reply, “but
'.here’s the ‘one word more and I’m done,'
ind the In conclusion’ to come yet. Don't
>e Impatient."
By Way of Record.
From the Milwaukee Journal.
Chiefly interesting as a commentary on
.he growth of world statesmanship Is Lord
Rothermere’s .suggestion that in partial
payment of Great Britain’s debt to the
United States ttie Bahamas, the Bermudas
ind some of the West Indian islands be
iransfeiTcd to this country. Time was
when tho giving up of any part of the
British empire would have seemed profa
nation to an English statesman. And in
die background of his objections would
tave lurked the fear that thus a possible
uture foe might become stronger.
Nasty
Cojds
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Heading Her Off.
“My husband anticipates my every
wish.”
"Mine seems to have talent In that
direction, too. At least, when I am
about to express a wish he heads me
off with a poverty plea.”
ASPIRIN FOR COLDS
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Name “Bayer” is on Genuino
Aspirin—say Bayer
Insist on “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin”
In a “Bayer package,” containing prop
er directions for Colds, Pain, Head
ache, Neuralgia. Lumbago, and Rheu
matism. Name “Bayer” means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin boxesiof 12
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono
acetlcacldester of Sallcylicaeid.—Adv.
“Sinn Fein” Is pronounced “Shinn
Fane.” It is a Gaelic phrase and
means “Ourselves Alone.”
WRIGLEYS
5 c a package
* before the war
5c a package
during the war
5c a package
NOW |
THE FLAVOR LASTS
SO DOES THE PRICE!
His Reply.
“Is she modest?”
“Well, she dances all the new
dances.”
She Has Archibald Going.
Annbel—Archie would do anything
for me, you know. Why, he’s even
trying to cut out cigarettes.
Honest>Advertising.
'"PHIS is a topic we all hear now-a-days because so many people are inclined to
* exaggerate, Yet has any physician told you that we claimed unreasonable
remedial properties for Fletcher’s Castoria? Just ask them. _ We won’t answer it
ourselves, we know what the answer will be.
That it has all the virtues to-day that was claimed for it in its early days is
to be found in its increased use, the recommendation by prominent physicians, and
our assurance that its standard will he maintained.
Imitations are to be found in some stores and only because of the Castoria
tnat Mr, Fletoher created. But it is not the genuine Castoria that Mr. Fletcher
Honestly advertised, Honestly placed before the public and from which he Honestly
expects to receive his reward.
Children Cry F
Special Care of Baby.
That Baby should have a bed of its own aU are agreed. Yet it
is more reasonable for an infant to sleep with grown-ups than to use
a man’s medicine in an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of
that same infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Neither would
be tolerated by specialists in children’s diseases.
Your Physician will teU you that Baby’s medicine must be pre
pared with even greater care than Baby’s food.
A Baby’s stomach when in good health is too often disarranged
by improper food. Could you for a moment, then, think of giving to
your ailing child anything but a medicine especially prepared for In
fants and Children? Don’t be deceived.
Make a mental note of this:—It is important, Mothers, that yon
should remember that to function well, the digestive organs of your
Baby must receive special care. No Baby is so abnormal that tho
a desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily pre
pared for grown-ups.
MOTHERS SHOULD READ THE BOOKLET THAT IS ABOUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER’S CASTORIA
CENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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