BITRO-PHOSPHATE IS GOOD FOR THIN NERVOUSPEOPLE A PHYSICIAN’S ADVICE. Frederick S. Kolle, M. D. Editor of New York Physicians' "Who’s Who,” Bays that weak, nervous people who want Increased weight, strength and nerve force, should take a 6-grain tablet of Bltro-Phosphato Just before or - during each meal. This particular phosphate Is the dis cover}' of a famous French scientist, and reports of remarkable results from Its use have recently appeared In many medical journals. If you do not feel well; If you tire easily; do not sleep well, or are too thin; So to any good drugglet and get enough iltro-Phosphatc for a two weeks’ sup ply—It costs only fifty cents a week. Eat less; chew your food thoroughly, and If at the end of a few weeks you do not feel stronger and better than you have for months; If your nerves are not steadier; If you do not sleep better and have more vim. endurance and vitality, your money will be returned, and the BP'O-Phospnate will cost you nothing. Guticura Soap -IS IDEAIL For the Hands Soap 25a, Ointment 25 A 50c., Talcum 25a Bamplo each mailed froe by "Cotlcnra, I>ept. B, Boston." Break! Breakl Breakl “Let's go to the bench for a few weeks.” said Brown’s wife. “Just think, dear of the soothing murmur of the sea, the constant breaking of the waves and—” “And the equally constnnt breaking of the $20 bills.” put In her more prac tical husband.—Boston Evening Tran script. ASPIRIN FOR HEADACHE Name "Bayer” is on Genuina Aspirin—say Bayer Insist on “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” in a “Bayer package,” containing prop er directions for Headache, Colds, Pain, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu matism. Name "Bayer” means genuine Aspirin prescribed by physlclnns for nineteen years. Handy tin toxes of ,12 tablets cost few cents. Aspirin Is trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono acetleacldester of Sallcyllcacld.—Adv. A Bit Too Much. During a concert in a Scottish hall the official who was collecting tickets *t the door sought out the caretaker. “Ca’ canny, moil, or ye’ll be hneln’ trouble,” he whispered mysteriously. “Beegamy—no less I” was the ticket collector's awed reply. “I've let in twa wlmmln who said that they wls the caretaker’s wife, and noo there’s a third yin wantin' to come in.” GOODBY, WOMEN’S TROUBLES The tortures and discomforts of Weak, lame and aching back, swollen feet and limbs, weakness, dizziness, nausea, as a rule have their origin in kidney trouble, not “female complaints.” These general symptoms of kidney anil bladder diseaso aro well known—so la the remedy. Next time you feel a twinge of pain in the back or are troubled with head ache, indigestion, insomnia, irritation in the bladder or pain in the loins and lower abdomen, you will find quick and sure relief in GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. This old and tried rem edy for kidney trouble and allied de rangernents has Stood the test for hun dreds of years. It does the work. Pains and troubles vanish and new life and health will come as you continue their use. When completely restored to your usual vigor, continue taking • capsule or two each day. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap sules are imported from the laborato ries at Haarlem, Hollaud. Do not ac cept a substitute, la sealed boxes, three sizes,—Adv. A Vanished Custom. ^“Isn’t it terrible the way food prices have gone up?” "Yes, indeed—I’m positively ashamed to ask the butcher for a nickel’s worth ■of dog meat any more.” A SUMMER COLD A cold In the summer time, as every body knows, is the hardest kind of a cold to get rid of. The best and quick' est way Is to go to bed and stay ther< If you can, with a bottle of “Ilosehee’l Syrup” handy to insure a good nlght’i rest, free from coughing, with easy ex pectoratlon in the morning. But If you can’t stay in bed you mus keep out of draughts, avoid suddei changes, eat sparingly of simple foot and take occasional doses of Boschee’i Syrup, which yon can buy at any stori where medicine Is sold, a safe and effl dent remedy, made in America for tnon than fifty years. Keep It handy.—Adi The wife of a photographer doesn’ r.lways look pleasant. W«v£ ££ It & Eyit. If they Tire, Itch, rxb Smart or Burn, if Sore, V> Iirittk d, Inflamed cr YOUR LYtJ Granulated, use Murine Often. Soothes. Refreshes. Safe for [nfanV*Adult. AtallDnygists Wntefoi Free Eye Book. teaiiy Cw,CMca£ I The TWICE AMERICAN j By ELEANOR M. INGRAM - .-.M!-! , — I .. I — CHAPTER It THE TRAIL. OF THE SHOES. A great deal has been written about David Noel, by his chosen people and by others, but few of the chroniclers look farther back than his 18th or 20th year. It was then that his figure be gan to move before the public vision from which it has never since with drawn. Yet the years between the gift of the litjlo shoes and his return to New York at 16 were those of deep est change in him. They, perhaps, fixed what he was to be. David mode his first trip down the coast, on the Maya Girl, as a useful pet rather than a serious employe. He was so very small and thin, so in tensely earnest and uncannily acute, that he was almost embarrassing to the good natured men about him. He Insisted upon being hard working, and he learned with avidity. He wanted to stay on the Maya Girl; indeed, he was secretly superstitious about her good luck for him ever since the eve ning he came to her wharf in wistful Inquiry and found she had docked that very day. It really seemed that she had come for him, come at the first moment when he was able to go with her. His sailor had remembered him, too; and bribed a Chinese boy to de sert that David might have his oppor tunity. 'The Rallor had not yet been ashore to dispose of his wages in riotous living, anfl had aided the boy in the -Wise outlay of his own money. Decidedly, fortune was with the Maya Girl, in David’s Judgment. "Am I gettln* enough done?” was his most frequent query during tin first weeks. "Am I?" And the answer was always an as sent. David had never read sea tales of the abuse of cabin boys, and was quite unaware of how his experience contradicted tradition. He merely en joyed the fact of kind treatment. When the south began to open be fore him, there stirred in David Noel the seed of that strong lovq. which was to grow, liana' like, and bind him by green tendrils to the tropics. From the biting cold which his body loathed in every shrinking fiber, the ship slipped down the coasts into a warmth like nothing his experience could match. He knew stove heat, in its inevitable association with foul, un alred rooms and evil odors, yet never theless a magnificent luxury seldom enjoyed. He knew tho sickening, poi sonous heat of summer in the slums of a huge city; heat accompanied by sounds as nauseous as the atmosphere when the tenement dwellers lounged in windows or doorways and filled the dirty streets instead of huddling with in walls. But this new warmth—clean, both salt and sweet, wind swept and universal. Before it he was dnurticu lato. There were details which might have marred the voyage of a sybarite, de tails of which David was scarcely con scious. Cockroaches of unbelievable size and lustiness were nothing to him, or the later advent of great spiders and still stranger creatures. He learned to dispose of them nonchalant ly, with casual indifference, when they trespassed over far. The food seemed to him delicious, and of an almost lu dicrous abundance and regularity in appearance. At Montevideo he was allowed to go ashore with the men. Mr. Blake, the ship's second officer, had a business visit to pay and took David with him. That visit marked a new develop ment for tho boy. He saw beauty of life for the second time, and recog nized it. The wide avenues of villas set in private parks violently colored by such greens and flower hues as he had never conceived possible, the play of fountains in shaded patios, the ' leisurely people attended by native, servitors clad in white—David walked through it all with a sensation of win dows suddenly flung wide on every side of him, so that vista after vista leaped Into his view. He said little. But changed forever were his ambi tions. Never again would tho house on Madison avenue represent for him the epitome of handsomeness and wealth. "Rotten climate, old man!" Mr. Blake observed to his small compan ion as they walked hack through the town. "It’s the wind off the pampas; the pampero." He moved his shoulders disgustedly. But David did.not agree with him. “I’m goln’ to live here, sometime," he stated, soberly. The officer stared, then laughed. "Don’t pick your town too quick," he counseled. "Wait until you’ve seen more. Uruguay, the Argentine—pooh! Too flat! Too much clay! Now, far ther down—there is something to see." David nodded gravely. “I'll see more, first,” he accepted the advice. “I meant some place like this. I mean to have a house like one of these.” His voice trailed Out into silence, his habitual reticence in revolt at having said so much. "You had better learn the lingo then,” said Mr. Blake, without irony He found David Noel an unusual boy and he had seen fortunes made ir these lands with less foundation ol forcefulness than his. *‘I will." promised David, with equa brevity. He was unconsciously heartened b] the man’s lack of surprise. Later, when the Maya Girl finally reached her port at Uio de Janeiro Mr. Blake's advice gained precious val ue tor the boy, He had bade him wai 2 and see "lower down.” When the matchless harbor opened before David, the stretches of pure water made opal escent by delicate mists In which isl- • ands seemed to float like boquets, the shining city clasped by forests densely rich that rolled back to distant moun tains_starting up against the horizon in lofty. Jagged peaks, the dazzled boy understood the wisdom of the coun- j sel. He thought then, and never after ward altered the opinion, that he had come to the most beautiful place In the world. On the return voyage up the coast David hired a sailor from Argentina j to teach him Spanish. No one had ( told him of the difference In language in Brazil, or that he really wished to , study Portuguese. The fee to his teacher was one of the dollars remain- j lng from the bounty of the princess of the little shoes. Perhaps thatknowl- j edge helped him to hard study; ft was j part of his adventure fund. He learned with rapidity, with the accurate mimi cry of youth to help him; and prac ticed assiduously at every port the boat touched. That study called his attention to^ a difference in English diction. The j captain and Mr. Blake did not speak like the dark eyed gentleman who had bought the white shoes, but neither did •they speak like the men of the crew nor like David himself. The boy set himself to the tasks of observation and imitation of what he found desirable. He made comparisons, and took men tal notes; becoming, In time, a fas tidious critic of himself and others. Erom language, he passed to the con sideration of many details of manner and deportment. The Maya Girl did not return to New York. Her new cargo was consigned to a port in South Carolina, and from there she again ran down the coasts far below the equator. David did not regret the erratic movements of the floating home he had adopted, but wel comed the changes. He would have shunned New York, from Choice, in those days. Ho had a shy, proud dread of meeting the little girl or the gentle man, lest they might think him beg ging more favors. He was in no hurry; his thoughts were the long, long thoughts of youth. He spent two years on the Maya Girl. Then Mr. Blake attained a posi tion for which he had maneuvered for years. He became master of a vessel belonging to Brazilian owners, and plying between Boston and Rio de Ja neiro. He took his protege, David, with him to this new position. The boy was 13 years old, then, and much Spanish intercourse had made the lan guage almost as truly his otvn as Eng lish. On its first voyage the shier ha*f the honor of carrying as passenger the brother of its owner. He was an aris tocrat of the extinct Brazilian empire; an old man with a voice that flowed like poured cream and a manner at once mild and lofty. He had an air of being magnificently indifferent to everyone about him while in reality observing all things with an insatiable Inquisitiveness. The lives and emotions of other people entertained him enor mously. He was not slow to perceive an entertainment of novelty In Cap tain Blake’s interest in David; and pro ceeded to investigate its source by the simple method of himself talking to 1 the boy. The baron soon found there were deeps ’ In Davfd Noel beyond shallow Roundings. Delighted by an unantici pated diversion, he summoned the boy to him on every possible occasion, deli cately grappling for the satisfaction* of his curiosity. So deftly managed were these conversational' grappling irons that the inexperienced David nev er perceived their use. Yet quite un consciously he continued to baffle the searcher's whim to know; a whim akin to the passion of a collector. David never Imagined himself as an enigma,, or the distinguished passenger as a student of such matters. He was too young to conceive, as the Brazilian did, that the most simple person in the world has secret ways of thought, con cealed windings of the heart rarely traced by any knowledge save his own, and therefore offering to an explorer the allure of ail forbidden places. It never occurred to him to speak of him self, still less of his days as a street boy in New York, although he was al ! ways glad to pause beside the baron’s I deck chair for a chat in English or Spanish. The Brazilian spoke both flawlessly. It was the question of language that dredged up his first desired pearl shell of knowledge for the Senhor da Pu entes. “You speak better Spanish than Eng lish, my boy,” the old man one day informed him. “Do you understand What I mean? Your Spanish is that of a shop keeper; your English is that of the slums.” David Noel looked at the other with his vivid gray eyes, and nodded. “Ves, sir. I learned Spanish by talk ing in the shops and to sailors. Tb* English—well, I grew up where you say! But I’m trying to fix it. Some day I’ve got to talk decent!” ‘ Decently." supplied the baron. “De cently! Why?” "Because,” said David, his voice low, ' “some day I’m going to talk to a lady." j “Ah!” The baron looked long at the boy. “Well, we have a long voyage before us. Suppose I teach you the Portuguese of a gentleman?" The scantiness of kindness in Da vid’s life had made gratitude a fer vent emotion with him. How ines timable a gift the Fenhor v.as making him, he could not divine, but his giance was an ardent answer. Before the end of the voyage the two who w< re so different became friends. Afterward David spent the intervals of Ills voyaging at the da Fuente house in Rio de Janeiro. The baron was not a very wealthy man, but he had a library open to the boy. He had a wife and a family of grown sons and grandchildren who were good nature itself to the little northerner. When David was 16 he had assem bled the oddest sort of education. He had had two tutors, two schools. He learned of Captain Blake and the life aboard ship; and he,, learned of the old grandee and his household. From the last he gained something of the quiet bearing, the gentle courtesies, the stately amiability that made an atmos phere he eagerly and easily assimilat ed, seeing its worth. Youth and the baron aided his desire, until a stranger might have supposed him a young kinsman of the house. In the other half of his life, with Captain Blake and the sailors, he learned practical navigation and an understanding of the vast business and shipping affairs of South America. He could fight with the cunning and hardi hood practiced on the East Side and perfected in ports all down both coasts. He was a fair shot with a revolver and a good one with a rifle. As a contrast to the charming home life of the da Fuentes, he had seen in his short experience more varieties of wickedness than most men or women ever hear of; and learned to look on at such things with the unsurprised, matter of fact distaste that he felt for the huge spiders and roaches some times brought on board the boat with cargoes of rankly tropical things. They were to be kept aloof from, when poi sible. When not possible, they were to bo crushed out of the path, of course. One had to go on! That cold, steady persistence In go ing on was David Noel's most individ ual trait throughout his Ufa His tenacity of purpose, an idea once con ceived, never loosened. His methods were fluent; he would abandon essay after essay without regret to take up new means of possible accomplishment, but he never abandoned the object to ward which he had set himself. Among the more volatile^ easily swayed peo ple of the south he found a mass duc tile to that force of his, rarer among them than among his own race, yet rare even there in one so young. And he was in a land where men have been revolutionary leaders at 18 and. dying before their majority, yet have left his tories behind them. There was something more, without which he might never have reached and maintained himself on the heights: he loved the people and the country! He did not exploit them, he was one nf them. He liked the mobile faees that smiled readily instead of grudg ingly; he thrived in the strong light and heat like an Indian; he Whs at home in the swarming, good natured, Iangerous cities. One day he came to Captain Blake, when the ship lay in a port far to the south of BrazlL "I’m going to stay here next trip, sir," he announced. "I’m going up country." Captain Blake studied him thought fully. Even when he spoke English David had grown to use unconsciously :ho grave, composed manner caught Yom the old grandee of the empire, tie was fastidious about the neatness if his coarse white shirt and trousers jlrded' by a broad black belt as the iaron could have been. But he moved with1 the soundless swiftness of a moc :asined Ihdian instead of the southern er's languor. The meagerness of star vation Had long since given place to wiry litheness. Yes, he had changed imazingly, Blake reflected, sensing the ipproach of still further change. "What for?” Blake asked. "To—work! I don’t want to bo a sailor, as you. know, sir. I’ve got a plan." Captain Blake shook fits head doubt fully. "Going to stay ashore now?" “Next tltne, sir. I,"—a heat that was not of the sun flared over the boy’s lark face—‘Tve got to go back to New fork for a day. I’Ve not been there tor five years-—arid—I've got an er rand. I can go down from Boston and ?et back the same day, can’t I?” "Pretty nearly," nodded Blake. Ho was very curious, but somehow David did not invite and never had Invited’ questioning. So once mere David made the fa miliar voyage north. CHAPTER IL — , THE KISS. Th« day was exquisite, with the breath of spring In the air, when David Noel returned to New York. Spring sunshine overlay the city graciously and gaily. David had debated much 1® his foreseeing mind as to how he might obtain an interview with the tittle lady of the shoes. He had con sidered the matter during long warm nights when he lay stretched upon the deck of the ship. He had rebuilt the scene with patient exactitude, recall ing each detail etched upon his inner vision. If he went up the stone steps and boldly rang the bronze door bell, there would appear one of those sleek servants he remembered. Perhaps he might not see Constance at all; or, if he did, it might be in the presence of one of the two elder ladies who had entered the carriage after the little girl. His only near approach to social life had been in South'Amerioa; con sequently. he had ait exaggerated idea of the severe chaperonage exercised over well bred girls, even girl children. He could not bear the thought of a witness to what he planned to say to the small creature upon whose large heart he had launched his future. Pet i haps. If It should be the gentleman whd | was with her—the gentleman with the quick dark eyes and the lazy voice who had called him a Dante—? But nor Kven that was unthinkable! He fhust see her alone. Already he knew how to wait for what he wanted. He would wait a day, two days, a week, but ho would see her as he wished. When he emerged from the old Cen tral station that morning he knew thd weather was playing for him. Surely such a day as this must bring out even the children of this cold haunted city! He walked t-he crowded streets with a pleasure he hftd not anticipated, be ing still unaware of the difference In any place whether one sees it hungry or full fed. Ho looked at the shops, the hotels, the passersby with an agree able sense of equality with them all. -Once he was halted by a row of peo ple standing in stolid patience, a hu man line that reached across the side walk Into the lobby of a theater, where it colled upon itself to accommodate! more people who moved In slow pro gression toward the ticket office. Glanc ing up at the wall, David saw It wart covered by an immense poster dis playing the one word: "Vasili.” The Isolated name brought back to him! vague recollections. It had covered walls and fences beneath which he had found shelter before he went away from the city on the Maya Girl. His| companions of the streets had picked up the name with gamin facility; ha remembered they had said Vasili was the greatest dancer living. "Matinee today?” he asked of a man near him. It enchanted his boyish van ity to think that he was able to buy a ticket if he chose. The other nodded. "Last appearance before he sails for Eurog*” he said, with a vicarious rel ish of eo much celebrity. "They're paying $20 a seat, I heard, and $5 for standing room. He’s giving a new bal let, written for him. Oriental piece!" David turned back to gaze at the waiting people. He respected every one who had succeeded magnificently; as be himself meant to succeed^ There was a portrait poster In the lobby, of which he could just glimpse the general effect from where he stood. And suddenly he was seized with one of those vivid recollections of trifles which are so strangely Impressed upon childhood. He remembered that there! had been such a {raster upon the door of the wretched tenement In whoee cellar be had contrived a refuge for himself; the portrait of a slender, straight man wrapped in a richly furred overcoat. The little David Noel' had passionately envied him the pos session of that coat—not the great Vasili’s fame or wealth, but his coat! If anything could’ have Intensified his gratitude to the baby Constance, it would have been that remembrance of past misery. David, sobered beyond thoughts of vanity or theaters, hur ried oh his way. Opposite the house on Madison ave nue he took his stand beside one of the few trees progress had left. The house looked just the same; just as immaculate and correct, with Its pol ished window panes that always ap peared to have just been washed. Its gleaming door fittings, its steps and rails upon which grime never seemed to settle. He noticed' here a quality apart from subequatorial luxury, and mentally added a requisite to his plans; cleanli ness and' sumptuosneas were not enough, a house must also possess or der within and1 without. He was glad' to have soon that fact so early. The acquarlum Was still' In the win dow; the goldfish, all fringed and fan tastically tailed! moved like flashes of sun through their submarine groves of delicate green. David', who had seen the marvelous hues and forms of tropi cal under sea life, eyed the captives' with lofty contempt They were hers, no doubt He remembered her admira tion of them. He must have fountains' when he built’ hi* house. He leaned there against the tree an hour, watching the life of the avenue, and the windows of the house. Surely she must come out some time i But she did not;- she came in. About; 2 o’clock a carriage trotted up to the curb and halted; The footman de scended. opened the- coupe doer, and a little figure sprang out. David start ed forward. The carriage drove on at once, to his relief; leaving him all he desired. She was running up the steps when he boldly stopped her. • “Excuse me,”' he said. “I have to tell you something. Do you remember me?” X UK} muc utui, Oiiooiv-u in her dancing flight upward. Five years may be a, tong space, or a very short one, and; surely the five years from 11 to 16 are longer years than those from 5 to 10, At 16 a boy may have become a man, but a child ot 10 Is surely a child. There was little to recall the boy of five years before in the neatly clothed youth who chal lenged her memory. David Noel dressed as a man, It had not occurred to him that he could be considered of less than that estate. She was too young to criticise the cut or fineness of his dark gray suit. Her glance passed lightly over his attire, but dwelt upon his unchanged gray eyes, upon the en during energy and power of the strong young face which had claimed her baby attention. "Why—why—you are the shivering S>oy!” she exclaimed in swift recog nition. "And you are the little princess,” he j answered. j Her red-brown eyes laughed surprise ' at the title, then she looked down. “You have shoes now,” she approved naively. "Yes.” (To be Continued Next Week.l More than seven tons of dust ere car ried by tramping feet of New 1^,1 Into Um nubwaya every ft jWas Laid Up In Bed Doan’i, Hcw.rer, Restored Mrs. Vogt to Health and Strength. Hasn’t Suffered Since. "I had one- of the worst cases of kid ney complaint imaginable,” says Mrs. Wm. Vogt, 6315 Audrey Ave., Wellston, Mo., "and I was laid up In bed for days at^ a time. "My bladder was inflamed and the kidney secretions caused terrible pain. My back was in such bad shape that when I moved the pains were like a knife thrust. I got so dizzy I couldn’t stoop and my head just throbbed with pain. Beads of perspi ration would stand on my temples, then I would become cold and numb. My heart action MRS. 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Nor la It to be wondered at. Acid-stomach, begin ning with such well defined symptoms as in digestion, belching, heartburn, bloat, etc., will, if not checked, in time affect to eozae degree or other all the vital organa. The nervous system becomea deranged. Digestion suffers. The blood is Impoverished. Health and strength are undermined. The victim of acid-stomach. ftUhpugh he may not know "*■ tne pause of his ailments, feels his hope, courage, ambition and energy slipping. And truly life Is dark—not worth much to the man or woman who has acid-stomach! Get rid of It! Don’t let acid-stomach hold you back, wreck your health, make your days miserable, make you a victim of the “blues” andKjgloomy thoughts! There le a marvelous modern remedy called EATONIC that brings, oh! such quick relief from your ■tomach miseries—sets your stomach to rights —makes It strong, cool, sweet and comfort able. Helps you got back your strength, vigor, vitality, enthusiasm and good cheer. 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CJascarets regulate by strengthening; the bowel muscles. They tost so little- too.—Adv. Mode Out of Hair. “Remember when they made watch ring? That was made out of human, hair?” asked the one who loved bn ruminate, “Well, do you see that diamond ring? That wasmade out of human hair!” replied the girl who is engaged to a barber.—Yonkers Statesman. I —i “Saves ^6? Baco®C Mt. Pleasant, la_'When 1 tonnd sickness a-fjRar-; in, in mr herd I got a 3Q ih. pall of 11. A Tfyast Hos Remedy. Before 1 Snlshed feeding It, I was a, K satis fled that 1 got another, and when nr wa» g aU i»\i 1 M»a third twJland.find that tW, aw«8 feed ke^ipthein well. Jtu Xermeatt, % * o. b MFC. CO, tr^y^wethK* 1