THE HIGHEST QUALITY MACARONI 36 Age Rec/pe Book Free SKIMMER MFG.CO.. OMAHA. U.5A OJittST MACMOWI fAOOKY III kMCitlCA. WHAT LEY KNEW OF SPORTS Humorous Ignorance Shown by Men in Their Effort to Boost Their Favorite Cities. Of all the funny stories I recall at the prefamt -moment. I think l can work ap the,*>CM; laugh over the tale of the two Iris^fuion who were arguing about fho rehj&ve merits of New York and OhiengoV You know, there is a type nf persp^i who, when he knows noth ing ahopt it thing, and finds you don't know either, will start in and explain It to you. These two were both of that kind. Safd one: "Why, tri New York we have grass growing right on the roof. Just, the same Hfk flown on the ground. You ran have ypar front yard on top of yotrr house,” “TWttJtt nothin’,” declared the oth er. ’Yu Chicago we piny golf on the roofs.” ‘‘(lAj. You mean that game where you knqcfc a ball buck and forth across a net?" ‘‘Yen, fit (it’s If." “Yon Com tried idjut, tliat's not golf! You’re talkin’ about croquet.” “Yo^C fulfil the other one. "I know yon (•wfWn't mean golf. How would they gj} tbejiorses up on the roof for a golf jjltrrm?’’—Chattanooga Times. IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! If tongue is coated cleanse little bowels with “Cali fornia Syrup of FIbs." Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs,” because in a few hours all the clogged-up waste, sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. Sick children needn’t be coaxed to take this harmless “fruit laxative.” Millions of mothers keep It handy he canse they know Its action on the stomach, liver and bowels Is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-eent bot tle of “California Syrup of Figs,” which contains directions for hnltles, children of all ages and for grown-ups.—Adv. Johnnie on the Spot. The young teacher had been having a trying time with her nature-study class because Johnnie had discovered he knew more than she did about birds and frogs, and had assumed a derisive attitude in consequence. She appealed to the man principal, who replied: “Next time you have the class let me know. I think I can settle Johnnie.” He was duly called In, and all went well at first. With confidence the principal said at the conclusion of the lesson: “Now, you may each ask me ono question.” Johnnie lmd been silent up to this time. When it came to his turn lie rose arid asked: “lias a duck eye-brows?”—Louisville Courier-Journal. Just an Accident. Two boys had Indulged in a physical encounter on the playground. At the end of the affray they were summoned before the teacher to give an account of their misdeeds. One of them had a bloody nose. The teacher looked upon this sanguinary feature with horror, and endeavored to instill in its lnfllcter certain pacific principles. “Now, Hilly,” she said, “I think you bight to apologize to Jimmie.” “Huh! I ain’t a-goln’ to apologize for ko accident!” ltllly answered. “Accident? Why, Hilly, how can you hill It an accident? Didn't you intend to hit Jimmie on the nose?" “No, mom, 1 didn’t. I swung fer his j eye an’ missed!" “Know thyself," but don't overdo things by being too exclusive. Hut If a man Is inclined to be foolish r silk hat won’t save him. Instead o! Worrying about the high cost of living, just buy a pack age of Grape-Nuts —still sold at the same fair price. Enjoy a morning dish of this delicious food, and smile over the fact that you’ve had a good breakfast and Saved Money 1 THE BEST MAN By Grace Livingston Hill Lutz Author of “Marcia Schuyler." "Dawn of the Mamin*," "Lo, Michael!” etc. ™ I Philadelphia & London. J. B. Lippincott Company. 1114. C’HAPTHR XVI.—(Continued) ‘‘Darling,’’ he said, “I can go farther than you have asked. From the first minute my eyes rested upon your face under that mist of white veil 1 wished with all my heart that 1 might have known you before any other man had found and won you. When you turned and looked at me with that deep sorrow in your eyes, you pledged me with every fiber of my lining to fight for you. I was yours from that instant. And when your little hand was laid in mine, my heart went out in longing to have it stav in mine forever. 1 know now, as I did not understand then, that the real reason for my doing something to make known my identity at that instant, was not because I was afraid of any of the things that might happen, or any scene 1 might make, but because my heart wan fighting for the right to keep what had been given mo out of the unknown. You are my wife, by every law of heaven and earth, if your heart will but say yes. 1 love you, as I never knew a man could love, and yet if you do not want to stay with me I will set you free- but it is true that I should never be the same, for 1 am married to you In my heart, and always shall lie. Dar ling look up and answer my question now.” , , , , , He stood before her with outstretched arms, and for answer she rose and came to him slowly, with downcast eyes. "I do not want to be set free, she ^Tlien gently, tenderly, he folded his arms about her, as if she were too prec ious to handle roughly, and laid his ups *lt was the shrill, insistent clang of the telephone l.ell tbat broke in upon their bliss. For a moment Gordon let it ring, but its merciless clatter was not to be denied; so, drawing Celia within his arm, he made her come with him to To* his annoyance, the haughty voice of Miss Bentley answered him from the little black distanco of the phone. His arm was about Celia, and she felt his whole body stiffen with formality. "Oh, Miss Bentley! Good morning. Your message? Why no! Ah. Well, I have iust come in—" A pause during which Celia, panic stricken, handed him the paper on which she had written Julias message. “Ah! Oh, yes, I have the message. Yes, it is very kind of y°u—; ho murmured stiffly, “but you will have to excuse me. No, really, it is utterly Impossible! I have another engagement—” his arm stole closer around Celia’s waist and caught her hand, holding it with a meaningful pressure. He smiled, with a grimace toward the telephone which gladdened her heart. "Pardon me, i didn’t heur that." he went on. "Oh, give up my engagement and come? • ♦ * Not possibly!" His voice rang with a glad, decided force, and he held still closer the soft fingers in his hand. * * * “Well, I'm sorry you feel that way about it. I certainly am not trying to be disagreeable. No, I could not come tomorrow night either. • * • I cannot make any plans for the next few days. • * * 1 may have to leave town again. • * • It is quite possible I may have to return to New York. Yes, business has been very pressing. 1 hope you will excuse me. I am sorry to disappoint you. No, of course 1 didn’t do it on purpose. I shall have some pleasant news to tell you when I see you again—or " with a glance of deep love at Celia, "per haps I shall find means to let you know of It before 1 see you.” The color came and went in Celia's cheeks. She understood what he meant and nestled closer to him. “No, no, I could not tell it over the ’phone. No, it will keep. Good things will always keep If they are well cared for, you know. No, really I can’t. And I’m very sorry to disappoint you to night, but it can’t be helped. • • • Goodby.” He hung up the receiver with a sigh of relief. "Who Is Miss Bentley?" asked Celia, with natural interest. She was pleased that he had not addressed he as “Ju lia" “Why, she is a friend—I suppose | you would call her. She has been talc- i ing possession of my time lately rather more than 1 really enjoyed. Still, she is a nico girl. You’ll like her, I think; but 1 hope you'll never get too inti mate. I shouldn't like to have her continually around. She—" he paused and finished, laughing—“she makes me tired.” "1 was afraid, from her tone when she 'phoned you, that she was a very dear friend—that site might be some one you cared for. There was a sort of proprietorship in her tone.” "Yes. that's the very word, proprie torship," he laughed. "I couldn't care for her. I never did. I tried to con sider her in that light one day, be cause I’d been told repeatedly that I ought to settle down, but the thought of having her with me always was— well—Intolerable. The fact is, ' you reign supreme in a heart that has never loved another girl. 1 didn't know there was such a thing as love like this. 1 knew I lacked something, but I didn't know what it was. This is greater than all the gifts of life, this gift of your love. And that it should come to me in this beautiful, unsought way seems too good to be true!” He drew her to him once more and looked down into her lovely face, as if he could not drink enough of its sweetness. "And to think you are willing to be my wife! My wife!” and he folded her close again. A discreet tap on the door announced the arrival of the man Henry, and Gordon roused to the necessity of or dering lunch. He stepped to the door with a happy smile and held it open. "Come in a minute, Henry,” he said. "This is my wife. I hope you will henceforth take her wishes as your special charge, and do for her as you have done so faithfully for me.” The man's eyes shone with pleasure as he bowed low before the gentle lady. “1 is very glad to heah it, sah, and I offers you my congratchumlatlons, sah, and de lady, too. She can't find no bettah man in the whole United States dan Mars’ Gordon. I's mighty glad you done got ma'ied, sah, an’ 1 hopes you bof have a mighty fine life." The luncheon was served in Henry's best style, and his dark face shone as he stepped noiselessly about, putting "W** -> '•■WifJiWi- r«f*nW... JUs: iaKwX-j j'i3 14 i silver china and glass in place, and casting admiring glances at the lady, who stood holding the little miniature In her hand and asking questions with a gentle voice: "Your mother, you say? IIow dear she is! And sho died so long ago! You never knew her? Oil, how strange and sweet and pitiful to have a beau tiful girl-mother like that!" She put out her hand to his in the shelter of the deep window, and they thought Henry did not see the look and touch that passed between them; but he discreetly averted his eyes and smiled benignly at the salt cellars and the celery ho was arranging Then he hurried out to a florist’s next door and returned with a dozen white roses, which ho urranged in a queer little crystal pitcher, one of the few articles belonging to his mother that Gordon possessed. It had never been used be fore, except to stand on the mantel. It was after they had finished their delightful luncheon, and Henry had cleared the table and left the room, that Gordon remarked: ‘‘I wonder what has become of George Hayne. Do you suppose be means to try to make trouble?" I Delia’s hands fluttered to her throat with a little gesture of fear. "Oh!" she said. “I had forgotten him! How terrible. Ho will do something, of! course. He will do everything. He 1 will probably eavry out all his threats. 1 How could I have forgotten! Perhaps mamma is now in great distress. What can we do? Wliat can I do?" She looked up at him helplessly, and his heart hounded at the thought that she was his to protect as long as life should last, and that she already de pended upon him. "Don’t be frightened,” he soothed her. "Ho cannot do anything very dreadful, and If he tries we’ll soon si lence him. Wliat he has written in those letters Is blackmail. He Is sim ply a big coward,- who will run and hide as soon as he is exposed. He thought you did not understand law, and so took advantage of you. Pin sure I can silence him." “Oh, do you think so? But mamma! Poor mamma! It will kill her! And George will stop at nothing when he is crossed. I have known him too long. It will be terrible if he carries out his threat." Tears wore in her eyes, agony was in her face. “Wo must telephone your mother at once and set lie” heart at rest. Then v,-e can lind out Just wliat ought to be done,” said Gordon soothingly. "It was unforgivably thoughtless in mo not to have done it before.” Celia's face was radiant at the thought of speaking to her mother^ “Oh, how beautiful! Why didn't 1 think of that before? What perfectly dear things telephones are." With one accord, they went to the telephone table. "Shall you call them up, or shall I?” he asked. "You call and then I will speak to mamma," she said, her eyes shining with her Joy In him. "I want them to hear your voice again. They can’t help knowing you are all right when they hear your voice." For that lie gave her a glance very much worth having. "Just how do you account for the fact that you didn't think I was all right yesterday afternoon? I have a very realizing sense that you didn’t. I used my voice to the best of my abil ity, but it did no good then.” “Well, you see, that was different. There were those letters to be account ed for. Mamma and Jeff don't know anything about the letters." them now ?’’ She drew her brows down a minute and thought. “You'd better find out how much they already know," he suggested. "If this George Hayne hasn’t turned up yet, perhaps you can wait until you can write, or we might be able to go up to morrow and explain It ourselves.” “Oh, could wo? How lovely!” “I think we could," said Gordon. “I’m sure I can make it possible. Of course, you know a wedding Journey Isn't exactly in the program of the secret service, but I might be able to work them for one. I surely can In a few days if this Holman business doesn't hold me up. I may be needed for a witness. I’ll have to talk with the chief first." “Oh, how perfectly beautiful! Then you call them up, and just say some thing pleasant—anything, you know— and then I'll speak to mamma." She gave him the number and in a few minutes a voice from New York said, “Hello." ''Hello," called Gordon. "Is this Mr. Jefferson Hathaway? . . . Well, this is your new brotherlnlaw. How are you all? . . . Your mother recovered from all the excitement und weariness? . . . That's good. . . . What's that? . . . You've been trying to phone us in Chicago? . . . But we're not in Chi cago, We changed our minds and camo to Washington instead. . . . Yres, we’re in Washington—the Harris apart ments. Wo have been very selfish not to have communicated witli you sooner. At least 1 have. Celia hasn't had any choice In the matter. I've kept her so busy. Yes, she's very well and seems to look happy. She wants to speak for herself. I'll try to arrange to bring her up.tomorrow for a little visit. I want to see you, too. We've a lot of things to explain to you. . . . Here is Celia. She wants to speak to you." “Celia, her eyes shining, her lips quivering with suppressed excitement, took tile receiver. “Oh, Jeff, dear, it's good to hour your voice," she said. “Is everything all right? Y'es, I've been having a perfectly .beautiful time, and I've something fine to tell you. All thoso nice things you said to mo just before you got off the train are true. Yes, he's Just as nice as you said, and a great deal nicer be sides. Oh. yes. I'm very happy, and I want to speak to mamma, please. Jeff, Is she all right? Is she perfectly well, and not fretting a bit? You know you promised to tell me. What's that? She thought I looked sad? Well, I did, but that's all gone now. Everything is per fectly beautiful. Tell mother to come to the 'phone, pieasS—1 want to make her understand.” “Pm going to tell her, dear." she whispered, looking up at Gordon, "fm afraid George wilt get there before we do and make her worry." For answer he stooped and kissed her, his arm encircling her and drawing her close. ‘Whatever you think best, dearest,” be whispered back. "Is that you, mamma?” With a hap py smile she turned back to the ’phone. Dear Mamma! Yes, I’m all sate and j happy, and I’m so sorry you have wor [iied. We won’t let you do it again. But listen; I’ve something to tell you, [ a surprise—mamma, 1 did not marry , George Hayne at all. No, I say 1 did l not marry George Hayne at all. George Hayne is a wicked man. I can’t tell you about it over the ’phone, but that was why I looked so sad. Yes, I was married all right, but not to George, tie’s oh, so different, mother you can’t think. He’s right here beside me now, and mother, he is just as dear—you’d be very happy about him if you could see him. What did you say? Didn’t 1 mean to marry George? Why mother, .1 never wanted to. 1 was awfully un happy about it, and I knew I made you feel so, too, though 1 tried not to. But i’ll explain all about it. You’ll be per fectly satisfied when you know all about it. No, there’s nothing whatever for you to worry about. Ev erything is right now and life looks more beautiful to me than it ever did before. What’s his name? Oh!" she iooked up at Gordon ■with a funny little expression of dismay. She had for gotten and he whispered it in her ear. "Cyril—’’ "its Cyril, mother! Isn’t that a pret ty name? Which name? Oh, the nrat name, of course. The last name?" "Gordon—■” he supplied in her ear again. "Cyril Gordon, mother,” she said, giggling in spite of herself at her strange predicament. . . . "Yes, mottier. 1 am very, very happy. t couldn’t be happier unless I hau you and Jeff, too, and”—she paused, hesi tating at the unaccustomed name—"and Cyril says were coming to visit you tomorrow. We ll come up and see you and explain everything. And you re not to worry about George Hayne if he comes. Just let Jeff put him off by telling him you have sent for me, or something of the sort, and don’t pay any attention to what he says. What ? You say he did come? How strange— and he hasn't been back? I’m so thank ful. He is dreadful. Oh, mother, you don’t know what I’ve escaped! And Cyril is good and dear. What? You want to speak to him? All right. He's right here. Goodbye, mother, dear, till tomorrow. And you’ll promise not to worry about anything? All right. Here is—Cyril.” Gordon took the receiver. "Mother, I’m taking good care of her, just as i promised, and I’m going to bring her tor a flying visit up to see you tomorrow. Yes, i 11 take good care of her. title Is very dear to me. The best thing that ever came into ray life." Then a mother’s blessing came thrill ing over the wires, and touched the handsome, manly face with tenderness. "Thank you,” he said; "I shall try always to make you glad you said those words." They returned to looking in each oth er's eyes, after the receiver was hung up, as if they had been parted a long time. It seemed somehow as if their joy must be greater than any other married couple, because they had all their courting yet to do. It was beau tiful to think of what was before them. There was so much on both sides to be told; and to be told over again be cause only half had been told; and there were so many hopes and experi ences to be exchanged; so many opin ions to compare, and to rejoice over because they were alike on many es sentials. Then there were the rooms to bo gone through, and Gordon's pictures and favorite books to look at and talk about, and plans for the future to be touched upon—just barely touched upon. The apartment would do until they could look about and get a house, Gor don said, his heart swelling with the proud thought that at least he would have a real home, like his other mar ried friends, with a real princess to pre side over it. Then Celia had to tell about the hor ror of the last three months, with the unpleasant shadows of the preceding years back of it. She told this in the dusk of evening, before Henry had come in to light up, and before they had realized that it was almost dinner time. She told it with her face hidden on her husband’s shoulder, and his arms close about her, to give her com fort at each revelation of the story. They tried also to plan what to do about George Hayne; and then there was the whole story of Gordon's Jour ney and commission from the time the old chief had called him into the office until he came to stand beside her at the church altar and they were mar ried. It was told in careful detail with all the comical, exasperating and piti ful incidents of white dog and little newsboy; but the strangest part about it all was that Gordon never said one word about Julia Bentley and her Im aginary presence with him that first day. and he never even knew that he had left out an important detail. Celia laughed over the white dog and declared they must bring him home to live wdth them; and she cried over the story of the brave little newsboy and was eager to visit him in New York, promising herself all sorts of pleasure In taking him gifts and per manently bettering his condition; and it was in this way that Gor don incidentally learned that his wife had a fortune in her own right, a fact that for a time gave him great un easiness of mind until she had soothed him and laughed at him for an hour or more; for Gordon wras an inde pendent creature and had ideas about supporting his wife by his own toil. Besides It seemed an unfair advantage to have taken a wife and a fortune as it were unaware. But Celia’s fortune had not spoiled her, and she soon made him see that it had always been a mere incident in her scheme of living; comfortable and pleasant incident to be sure, but still an incident to be kept always in the background, and never for a moment to be a cause for self-gratulation or pride. Gordon found himself dreading the explanation that would have to come when he readied New York and faced his wife's mother and brother. Celia had accepted his explanations, because, somehow by the beautiful ways of the spirit, her soul had found and believed in his soul before the truth was made known to her. but would her mother and brother bo able also to believe? And he fell to planning with Celia Just how ho should tell the story; and this led to his bringing out a number of letters and papers that would be worth while showing as credentials, and every step of the way, as Celia got glimpse after glimpse into his past, her face shone with Joy and her heart leaped with the assurance that her lot had been cast in goodly places, for she per ceived not only that this man was honored and respected in high places, but that his early life had been pe culiarly pure and true. The strange loneliness that had sur rounded his young manhood seemed suddenly to have broken ahead of him, and to have opened out into the glory of the companionship of one peculiarly fitted to fill the need of his life. Thus they looked Into one another’s eyes reading their life Joy, and entered into the beautiful miracle of acquaint anceship. CHAPTER XVII. The next morning quite early the 'phone called Gordon to the office. The chief's secretary said the matter was urgent. He hurried away leaving Celia some what anxious lest their plans for go ing to New York that day could not be carried out, but she made up her mind not to fret even if the trip had to be put off a little, and solaced herself with a short visit with her mother over tho telephone. Gordon entered his chief’s office a trifle anxiously, for he felt that in justice to his wife he ought to^take her right back to New York and get mat ters tiiere adjusted; but he feared that there would be business to hold him at home until the Holman matter was settled. The chief greeted him affably and bade him sit down. “I am sorry to have called you up so early." he said, "but we need you. The fact is. they've arrested Holman afid ! five other men. and you are in imme idiate demand to identify them. Would lit be asking too much of an already | overworked man to send you back to (New York today?” ; Gordon almost sprang from his seat , in pleasure. i "it just exactly fits in with my plans, ! or rather, my wishes,” he said, smiling. "There are several matters of my own ; that I would like to attend to in New i York and for which of course I did not ! have time." ! He paused and looked at his chief, -half hesitating, marveling that the way had so miraculously opened for him | to keep silence a little longer on tho subject of his marriage. Perhaps the l chief need never be told that the mar riage ceremony took place on the day of the Holman dinner. "That is good.” said the chief, smil ing. ’’You certainly have earned the rigiit to attend to your own affairs, i Then wo need not foe! so had at Stav ing to send you back. Can you go on the afternoon train? Good! Then let us ; hoar your account of your trip briefly, ' to see if there are any points we didn’t j notice yesterday. Hut first just stop i here a moment. 1 have something to [show you.” He flung open the door to the next office. “You knew that Ferry had loft the ! department on account of his ill [ health? I have taken the liberty of (having your things moved in here, i This will hcreaftc*' be your headquar ters. and you will be next to me in the [department.” " Gordon turned in amazement and [gazed at the kindly old face. Pro motion he had hoped for. but such promotion, right over the heads of his elders and superiors, he had never dreamed of receiving. He could have taken the chief in his arms. "Pooh! pooh!” said the chief. “You deserve it, you deserve it!” when Gor don tried to blunder out some words of appreciation. Then, as if to cap the climax, he added; “And, by the way, you know some one has got to run across the water to look after that Stanhope matter. That will fall to yo. I’m afraid. Sorry to keep you trotting around the globe, but per haps you’ll like to make a little vaca tion of it. The department’ll give you some time if you want it. Oh, don't thank me! It's simply the reward of doing your duty, to have more duties given you, and higher ones. You have done well, young man. I have here all the papers in the Stanhope case, and t'uil directions written out, and then if you can plan for it you needir’t return, unless it suits your pleasure. You un derstand the matter as fully as I do al ready. And now for business. Let’s hurry through. There are one or two little matters who must talk over and I know you will want to hurry back and get ready for your journey.” And so after all the account of Gordon’s extraordinary escape and eventful jour ney home became by reason of its hasty repetition a most prosaic story com posed of the bare facts and not all of those. At parting me cmei pressed ooraon a hand with heartiness and ushered him out into the hall, with the same brusque manner he used to close all business interviews, and Gordon found himself hurrying through the familiar halls in a daze of happiness, the secret of his unexpected marriage still his own—and hers. Celia teas watching at the window when his key clicked in the lock and ho let himself into the apartment his face alight with the joy of meeting her again after the brief absence. She turned in a quiver of pleasure at his coming. "Well, get ready,” he said joyfully. “We are ordered off to New York on the afternoon train, with a wedding trip to Europe into the bargain; and I'm promoted to the next place to the chief. What do you think of that for a morn ing's surprise?” He tossed up his hat like a boy, came over to where she stood, and stooping laid reverent lips upon her brow and eyes. “Oh, beautiful! lovely!" cried Celia, ecstatically, “come sit down on the couch and tell me about it. We can work faster afterward if wq get it off our minds. Was your chief very much shocked that you were married with out his permission or knowledge?" “Why, that was the best of all. I didn’t have to tell him I was married. And he is not to know until just as I sail. He need never know how it all happened. It isn’t his business and it would be hard to explain. No one need ever know except your mother and brother unless you wish them to, dear.” “Oh, I am so glad and relieved,” said Celia, delightedly. “I’ve been worrying about that a little—what people would think of us—for of course we couldn’t possibly explain it all out as it is to us. They would always be watching us to see if we really cared for each other: and suspecting that we didn’t, and it would be horrid. I think it is our own precious secret, and nobody but mam ma and Jeff have a right to know, don't you ?’’ “I certainly do, and I was casting about in my mind as I went into the office how I could manage not to tell the qhief, when what did he do but spring a proposition on me to go at once to New York and identify those men. He apologized tremendously for .having to send me right back again, but said it was necessary. 1 told him it just suited me for I had affairs of my own that I had not had time to attend to when I was there, nnd would be glad to go back and see to them. That let me out on the wedding question for it would be only necessary to tell him I was married when I got back. lie would never ask when.” “But the announcements,” said Celia catching her breath laughingly, ”1 never thought of that. We’ll just have to have some kind of announcements or my friends will not understand about my new name; and we ll have to send him one, won’t we?’’_ (Continued next week.) The manufa.cture of toys for British children is to be encouraged as a Ca nadian industry. A collection of the toys most in demand in England will be sent to Canada as samples. A German manufacturer can com mand the services of a highly efficient and experienced chemist, one who has perhaps taught chemistry for years In : a technical school, at a salary’ of a year. END STOMACH TROUBLE, GASES OR DYSPEPSIA ^ "Pape's Diapepsin” makes Sick, Sour, j Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine in five minutes. ■-- - 11 11 If what you just ate is souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or* you bglch 1 gas and eructate sour, undigested " food, or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste in mouth and stomach-headache, you • can get blessed relief in live minutes. 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This necessitates a closer viewpoint and a conscious strain on the eyes. Now let the position of "the writer lie reversed so that the light falls from the left side. He will notice that the shadows fall away from the work be is doing, and leave the field tmobscurerl. In making the change he cannot help but notice the feeling of ease tlial immediately is experienced by the eyes. This applies to any other kind of near work in which the lingers act un der the guidance of the eyes. This fact should be remembered in planning schoolrooms, workrooms, offices and any places whore steady, close work is to be performed. FOR ITCHING, BURNING SKINS Bathe With Cuticura Soap and Apply the Ointment—Trial Free. i For eczemas, rashes, ltehings, irrita- '• tions, pimples, dandruff, sore hands, and baby humors, Cuticura Soap and Ointment are supremely effective. Be sides they tend to prevent these dis tressing conditions, if used for every day toilet and nursery preparations. Free sample each by mail with Book, Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv. Improving Washington. Nearly every president of '.lie United States since tlie city of Washington was laid out lias endeavored in some way to leave the capital better and more beautiful tlmu he found it. President Wilson is no exception, lie is said to have ambitious plans for the improvement of the city, and it is be lieved these will lie carried out-during his second term. Development of the Great Falls electric power and the es- ^ tnblishment of a new and magnificent 1 public park are said to be Uiclu-led in Mr. Wilson’s program. J No man has any rights that his wife’s relatives are bound to respect. A mule by any other name would be . a chronic kicker. J re——-—■— ---——“ Thousands Tell if Why dally along with backache and kidney or bladder troubles? Thousands tell you how to find relief, litre's a case to guide you. And it's only one of thousands. 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