The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965, October 26, 1916, Image 3

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    WIFE TOO ILL
TO WORK
IN BED MOST OF TIME
A Her Health Restored by Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
* Compound.
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A Indianapolis, Indiana. — “ My health
Was so poor and my constitution so run
down that I could
not work. I was
thin, pale and weak,
weighed but 109
pounds and was in
bed most of tho
time. I began tak
ing Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable
Compound and five
months later I
weighed 133 pounds.
I do all the house
work and washing for eleven and I can
truthfully say Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg
etable Compound has been a godsend
to me for I would have been in my grave
today but for it. I would tell all wo
men suffering as I was to try your valu
able remedy.”—Mrs. Wm. Green, 332
S. Addison Street, Indianapolis, Indiana.
There is hardly a neighborhood in this
country, wherein some woman has not
found health by using this good old
V fashioned root and herb remedy.
If there is anything about which you
would like special advice, write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass._
i +i m a Muciral Watrh
An extraordinary timepiece has
come into the possession of a jeweler
living in Chillicothe, O, who is said
rto have got it on a recent visit to
London. It is a watch of the antique
. class, made in Paris 125 years ago at
L a time when musical watches were
much in vogue among the well-to-do
classes. It is a fine specimen of the
handmade article, and besides play
ing beautiful melodies strikes the
hours and quarters. The dial is note
worthy on account of its rare and ex
quisite enamel work on beautifully
chased gold. It is looked upon as a
curio of great value.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
> .
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
It Can’t Be Done.
A woman may have a face like an
open book, but a man always iinds it
difficult to read between the lines.
Anger’s a stone cast in a hornets’
nest.
Is Work Too Hard?
Many kinds of work wear out the
kidneys, and kidney trouble makes
any kind of work hard. It brings
morning lameness, backache, head
ache, nervousness, rheumatism and
urinary troubles. If your work is
confining, strains the back, or ex
{ poses you to extreme heat or cold
or damp, it’s well to keep the kid
neys active. Doan’s Kidney Pills
are reliable and safe. Thousands
recommend them.
A South Dakota Case
5 Wm. H. Shaft, 222 W. -P
Second St., Canton, S. \jdSwCA
D., says: “For years
my kidneys were in bad
shape and I had a dull
pain in my back. Be
0 ing out in all kinds of
weather made the trou
bles worse. At times ;
the kidney secretions
were scanty, then again
profuse and there was
much sediment in them.
Doan’s Kidney Pills
brought me relief from
all these ailments after^T
everything else failed.” “
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Nervousness, Blues, Jaundice, Appendicitis. These
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Washington, D. C.—The Iron Gates,
the last great defile of the Danube in
its course to the Black Sea and the
lirst point at which the Austrians
launched an offensive against their
new enemies, the Rumanians, is de
scribed in the following war geography
bulletin which the National Geographic
society issued today:
“Contrai-y to the general belief of
readers to whom the term 'Iron Gates
of the Danube’ is familiar, this famous
defile of the chief waterway of Hun
gary, Rumania. Bulgaria and Serbia
does not derive its name from pi'ecipi
tous walls of l'ock through which the
w'aters dash in a narrow- channel, as
at the Kazan Defile, but from the dan
gerous boulders that fairly litter the
river bed for a distance of nearly two
miles, beginning at the once strongly
fortified island of Ada Kaleli which
was captured by Hungary in 1878 and
is still inhabited by a pictui-esque col
ony of GOO Turks. Opposite this island,
on the left bank of the Danube and at
the mouth of the inconsequential
Baehna River, which here forms the
Hungarian-Rumanian boundary, is the
attractive little Rumanian customs vil
lage of Veriorva on the Budapest
Bucharest railway, 237 miles west of
the latter city.
“It was not until 1890 that work was
begun in a definite and comprehensive
manner to rid the iron gates of some
of its gravest dangers to navigation. In
that year a Hungarian engineering
company undertook the task of re
moving nearly 1,250,000 cubic yards of
stone from the watercourse. Eight
years after the enterprise was inaugur
ated the canal which had been hewn
from the solid rock on the Serbian side
of the river was i-eady to be thrown
open to the steamers which ply the
Danube from Budapest to the Black
Sea. The canal was designed to pi'ovide
a year round channel VU feet deep,
whereas the original course of the
river was not navtgame tor more man '
ni”? months out of every 12.
‘The opening of the waterway was
the occasion for a great celebration in
which three monarchs participated—
Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria
flungary, King Alexander of Serbia,
and King Carol (Charles 1) of Ru
mania. The festivities of the day were
somewhat marred by the discovery that
the current through the canal was so
swift that while steamers could rush
through it in their downward journey
they could not make the trip upward,
so that the old river course had to be
used for westward bound traffic.
“When the water is high the rocks
of the iron gates are completely sub
merged, but they are only a few feet
beneath the surface and the boiling,
churning waves present a terrifying
sight to the timid passenger as his
steamer fights its way to the calmer
reaches in the vicinity of Orsova (pro
nounced Orshova), the first town in
Hungarian territory, five miles above
the rapid.! and a 10-hour journey by
boat below Belgrade, the peace times
capital of Serbia.
“Instead of the gloomy gorge which
most travelers expect to find, the banks
on each side of the iron gates present
a beautiful picture of gently sloping
hills, beautifully wooded. In the early
summer these woods are a fairyland of
flowers and the wind3 are fairly
weighted with the fragrance of wild
blossoms in countless variety, while a
short distance from the river the
huntsman finds deer, wild boar, bear
and other games in abundance. En
hancing the charm of the scene are the
songs of myriad birds which make their
home in the forests.
“As the river progresses eastward
into Rumania the wooded hills disap
pear and are succeeded by barren sand
ridges.”
MUSIC IN THE THEATER.
From Musical America.
Eugene Haile, whose songs have
been widely sung in concert in this
country, has completed an elaborate
orchestral score to accompany the fan
tastic comedy, "The Happy Ending,"
which opened in New York at the Shu
bert theater on Monday. August 21,
under the direction of Arthur Hopkins.
This production continues one of the
most interesting tendencies of the pres
ent day American theater—that of giv
ing increased importance to music in
poetic and spectacular plays. In the
present case Mr. Haile has worked un
hampered in his attempt to make the
music an intimate part of the action of
the MacPhersons’ play.
This tendency in the American
theater is especially interesting be
cause of the huge audience it gives to
the American composer. A few thou
sand interested musicians have heard
Edgar Stillman Kelley's admirable
symphonies. Millions—5,000,000 is a
conservative estimate—have heard his
music for "Ben Hur.” A play which
runs a whole season on Broadway Is
seen by from 300,000 to 500,000 per
sons. If it is sent on the road the
number soon reaches 1,000,000. This
Is an audience such as the composer
can never hope to reach in strictly
musical channels—excepting only that
rare composer who can write a “Ros
ary.” The fact that the composer Is
being received in the American theater
on an equal basis with the playwright
and scene designer is one of the great
est significance to American music.
The field is not limited. Into the
inuhiv iui u ptay tt cuiupuser tail
put liis best work. The superb score
which Arthur Farwell wrote for
"Joseph and His Brethren” is one of
the most ambitious things he has done.
There are difficulties, of course. The
ordinary theater orchestra may not be
adequate to the task. In the past,
theater managers have sometimes been
inclined to slight the music—to cut
down the orchestra by half at the last
moment, without any thought of the
months of careful scoring on the part
of the composer. Not infrequently the
manager commissions "music" without
thought or care for quality or fitness.
But because men like Mr. Farwell and
Mr. Kelley have taken their work seri
ously. music in the theater has gained
something like its rightful dignity.
Nowadays if the composer insists that
he needs an extra horn he is likely
to get it. The public has accepted
good music as a part of a poetic play
and likes it. The way Is open for the
established American composer to en
large his audience a hundred times
over.
Jimmy Up to Date.
From Harper’s Magazine.
Jimmy, an office boy in a downtown of
fice. approached his boss one morning last
week:
"If you please, elr.”
"Well. Jimmy?"
“My grandmother, sir."
“Aha, your grandmother; go on,
Jimmy.”
“My grandmother and my mother-”
“What? And your mother, too. Both
very 111, eh?"
"No. sir. My grandmother and my
mother are goin’ to the baseball game
this afternoon and they want mo to stay
home and mind my little kid brother."
Jimmy got the afternoon off.
Afraid of Mary.
From Life.
“Strange. Mary doesn't have any offers.
Bhe’d make some rnan a good wife.”
“Yes; - but the trouble is, every on*
knows she'd make him a good busbac.d
SHE SAW HIM ON MOVIE SCREEN; THEN
DAUGHTER OF TOBACCO KING WENT TO
LOS ANGELES; THEY’RE MARRIED NOW
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Mr. and Mrs. Reggie Morris.
Miss May Repetto, daughter of the late St. Louis tobacco king, recent
ly saw Reggie Morris, a charming young moving picture comedian on the
screen. So pleased was she with the young man’s appearance that she went
to Los Angeles at once, and met Morris in a movie studio. Reggie was as
pleased as May. It isn't .known just who popped the question. But any
way they’re married novV.
SAYS BELGIUM WILL
COME INTO HER OWN
Little Kingdom Will Regain
Her Lost Place In Sun,
Says Minister.
Havre, France, (by mall).—“Belgium
will come back to her own, to her place
In the sun, and to complete freedom
and independence,’’ said Huron Be*eus,
minister of foreign affairs of Belgium,
in the course of an authorized interview
given to the Associated Press.
Baron Beyens is one of the notable
figures of the present war, for up to the
beginning of the war he was the Bel
gian minister at Berlin and went
through the crisis culminating in the
first blow at Belgium and the immedi
ate entry of England, France and all
Europe into the seething struggle. Then,
leaving Berlin, he entered the Belgian
cabinet and has since directed the for
eign affairs of the country, finding time
also to write a book which graphically
describes "the week of tragedy’’ at the
German capital when the British and
French ambassadors and himself made
their last attempts to prevent the Euro
pean conflict.
The ministry of foreign affairs, where
Baron Beyens was seen, is installed at
Ste. Adresse, a suburb of Havre, in the
Villa Hollandais, a rustic chalet occu
pied in ordinary times by seashore vis
itors, but now bearing on the outer gate
a small placard reading: "Ministere
des Affaires Estrangeres de Belgique.”
A foreign office usually suggests mar
ble halls and big diplomatic rooms with
ambassadors sitting among oil paint
ings and mahogany furnishings. But
the Villa Hollandais has nothing of this
kind. Three small pine structures have
been put up in the garden for various
diplomatic and consular branches. In
side the villa there is the simplicity of
a summer cottage, but everything is
scrupulously well done and effective.
Grateful to United States.
Baron. Beyens expressed at the out
set the deep sense of appreciation felt
by Belgium toward the people of the
United States, and, in particular, to
ward those who had directed the work
of sending food supplies to Belgium.
“I am always glad to meet an Amer
ican," said he, "and to express my grat
itude to your people in general and to
those who have literally saved our peo
ple from starvation. It is difficult for
me to say how much we feel indebted
to Mr. Hoover, head of the committee
directing the relief work of Belgium.
He har, proved himself a man of great
peace with Germany. Belgium had no
hostility to Germany. Wo had many
Germans among us, as you have In
America, and many of our people spoke
the German language. A spirit of
good feeling and of confidence pre
vailed, so far ns we were concerned. I
have reason to know this as 1 was
minister at Berlin up to the opening
of the war, and had opportunity to
observe the mutual relations existing.
Denies Secret Treaty.
"Germany has sought to spread the
legend that Belgium had a secret
treaty with England relating to Ant
werp. But that is false. There is ng
such treaty, and never was such a
treaty. Certainly if such a document
existed I would know of it. and I af
firm to you, on my honor, that It does
not exist. No, the legend of the se
cret treaty is a pure invention set up
to justify, In the eyes of the world, the
crime against Belgium.
"in refusing the demand of Germany
to cross Belgium, we were simply per
forming a duty. We were bound to
act toward our German neighbor to
the east jusi as we would have done
toward our French neighbor to the
west, for our duty and all our interests
tended to maintain the same attitude
toward the powerful neighbors on our
two frontiers. Suppose France had
been the one to ask the right to cross
Belgium and to attack Germany. We
would have been bound to refuse it.
And had such a demand ever been
made, and ever been granted, what
would Germany have said? It would
have denounced us as violators of a
treaty, and as false and dishonorable.
Doubtless the world would have agreed
with this view, had Belgium taken
such a course.
"But, happily, this contingency did
not arise. France never sought to en
ter Belgium. Yet here again Germany
lias sought to set up a legend tiiat
French designs on Belgium led to the
German invasion of the country. But
that legend has been abundantly dta
proven. No, Germany's course in en
tering Belgium was purely a strategio
military operation, carefully planned
long in advance, and without the
slightest Justification of being a de
fensive move against French designs.
Against that our king and government
took tlie only path open to them—the
path of honor. There was nothing re
maining but to defend our freedom,
sword in hand, at the price of the na
tion’s best blood—a freedom that the
Germans, after defeating France, would
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scornfully had we been weak enough
to listen to them and cowardly enough
to obey them.
‘ But Belgium will hev* her compen
sations when her complete independ
ence and freedom are established as
part of the peace settlement and an
adequate indemnity has been provided
for her and the time of reckoning ia
fast approaching. Rumania is the
latest to speak and to cast the weigh
of her influence and power In the bal
ance on the side of the allies. Belgium
has shaped her course, and with the
powerful support of her allies—England,
France, Russia, Italy, Japan, Portugal,
Serbia and now Rumania—she will
sustain her part of the burden of war
to the very end. Belgium will come
back to her own, in her place in the
sun, and to complete freedom and in
dependence.”
If 9uffrage Wins England.
Prom the New Republic.
“We are most strongly of opinion,” says
the London Spectator, “that such a revo- j
lutlon as female suffrage cannot be al- 1
lowed to reach us by a side wind. If the
political prerogative of men Is to perish,
it must perish in the light and not Inci
dentally.” One's political manhood, if it
must go, should be lost in a head wind
and about the middle of the day.
It seems that the Spectator, while It
does not believe the lv-ss of the political
prerogative can be averted, does insist
that there shall be some Sort of dignity
and circumstance In the manner of It*
taking off. To lose it. like a hut. on turn-,
lng the street corner of a gusty evening,
may cause a genuine regret for not hav
ing taken the proper precautions, where
as if it Is wrenched away After a manly
struggle, civilization will at least feel that
it has done something toward holding it*
own.
It is an entirely natural point of view’,
ami this plaintive expression of it really
touches a chivalrous chord in us; but.
after all, what can be done about it7
That ta the way with ail those revolu
tions which have been so long In the so
cial vicinity that we cease to notice the n.
Whom revolutions wi-h to destroy ti *y ,
flr.t make absent mimlcd. As a suffra
gist “organ" ad.'ressli g an ai.ti-suffragist ;
“organ,** about t“ lo'-e it * cause, we d***dre '
to bo in all tespects magnanimous. So I
far as wo are concerned, we bad a* lief
that fermle suffrage arrived in a howling
gale, accompanied by thunder and light
ning, as in a side wind.
One man at North Charleston, N. H.,
pitched 22 loads of hay in one day.
i
icsuui tc tiuu gicai cium L,y m iiic £tgu.ii
tic task of providing for a whole na
tion which found itself threatened witli
starvation or, at least, with cruel pri
vation. it was a task, moreover, re
quiring much diplomatic tact as well
as business knowledge, for tiie relief
committee was obliged to deal between
the German officials on the one hand
gild the allied officials on the other. But
all this has been accomplished with in
finite skill; obstacles whicli seemed at
times insurmountable have been over
come, and practical results have been
realized which are of the highest im
portance to Belgium and the Belgian
people.
"The American minister at Brussels,
Mr. Brand Whitlock, lias also won our
unbounded admiration and respect in
performing a work of colossal magni
tude under most trying conditions. Re
maining at Brussels while the govern
ment was constrained by circumstances
to establish Itself temporarily outside
of Belgium, the American minister has
been, with bis courageous Spanish col
league, the bulwark between our citi
zens remaining in the invaded regions
and the German military and civil au
thorities temporarily in control. Out
side of the horrors and atrocities of
war which have been committed, the
ordinary administration of civil u If airs
lias been carried out with an Iron hand
und with rigorous harshness. In all
this Minister Whitlock has stood be
tween our people and the rigors of the
German military administration, and
such lenience as we have received has
come largely through his energetic and
discreet Intervention.
"But." added the minister, "the
names of Americans who have shown
this good will toward Belgium In very
practical ways Is almost unlimited—
Dr. Watson of the American church
at Paris, and Mrs. Watson, Mr. Blhs.
the American charge d'affaires at
Paris, and his wife. Mrs. Whaiton. the
well known American writer, und
many, very many, others. To all of
them Belgium is deeply thankful."
Turning now to international af
fairs. in which he had taken such an
active part at the debut of the war,
Baron Beyens went on:
“We had avery reason to remain at
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May Develop Irish Coal Mines.
Tin) Idea that Ireland will never
becon e a mining country of any ac
count Is not the view of the Newry
Urbnt council, which at their last meet
ing considered the proposals made by
the Irish Association of Gas Managers
at Dublin, In view of the present con
dition cf the Irish coni supply. If not
relieve!, the gas managers said, the
smaller gas works must be shut down
and til,' government should be urged
to pnnlde an adequate supply of coal
nt reasonable rates. The Newry coun
cil approved this opinion and passed a
special resolution to be presented to
the Hr.'dsh executive stating that the
time was opportune for the develop
ment if the large and valuable coal
measures which undoubtedly exist In
Ireland.
HOW TO REMOVE DANDRUFF
Itching and Irritation of the Scalp
With Cuticura. Trial Free.
On retiring light ly touch spots of dan
druff,itching and burning with Cuticura
Ointment. Next morning shampoo
thoroughly with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. These super-creamy emollients
do much to keep the scalp clean and
healthy and to promote hair growth.
Free sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Cardui Wins Suit.
After n trial In Ihe United States
District Court of Chicago, before Judge
Carpenter and a federal jury, the Jury
found the American Medical Assocla
(ion guilty of libeling Cardui, the wom
an's tonic, which they had denounced
as n “nostrum."
This is a vindication of the medicine
and a proof that It has merit, which
was recognized by a jury after a trial
of three months, one of the longest
civil cases on record.
Many doctors and chemists testified
on both sides and the evidence totaled
nearly four million words.
GOOD FOR HUNGRY CHILDREN
Children love Skinner's Macaroni
and Spaghetti because of Its delicious
taste. It is good for them uud you
can give them all they want. It Is a
great builder of hone and muscle, and
does not make them nervous and Irri
table like meat. The most economical
and nutritious food known. Made from
the finest Durum wheat. Write Skin
ner Mfg. Co., Omaha, Nebr., for beau
tiful cook hook. It Is sent free to
mothers.—Adv.
Their Privilege.
“Look here!" carped a muddy mo
torist, halting Ids muddy car In front
of where Mr. Gap Johnson of Rumpus
Ridge was situated, draped over his
own fence. “Are those infernal young
savages, Just around the corner there,
..Iillilmn)"
WORSE THAN THE SLIPPER
Punishment Meted Out to Indian
Boys Certainly of the Most Stren
ous Nature.
My grandmother lmd 12 children,
and one uncle undertook to teach md
the art of worship, lie used to lead
me to the sand hanks of the Missouri
river, where lie would set tire to a pile
of driftwood, and then, taking me by
tlie hand, sing sacred songs to the fire
and river. In the meantime he threw
into them offerings of tobacco, red
feathers, and sometimes oak twigs. I
never knew the meaning of these offer
ings, but I always felt tlint some living
tiling actuated both the fire and the
river. Another uncle came to visit us
periodically, and every time he came
my brother or I suffered at his hands.
Sometimes he would rush to the spring,
carrying me horizontally under his
arm, and would plunge my head into
the water until I almost suffocated.
His common form -of discipline was to
let me bang by my hands on the cross
poles of the wigwam until my arms
ached. My body writhed before I
dropped. This uncle seemed to like
best to command my older brother to
tie iny hands and feet with a rope.
Then lie would order me to resist—nn
ordeal that would make us both cry.
In tlie winter he would ulso sometimes
roll us in snow naked. Tlie punish
ment of Indian children is usually in
tlie hands of some uncle rather than
the parents. Our punishments were
inflicted generally because we had dis
obeyed grandmother by fulling to get
wood nt evening, lmd resisted fasting,
lmd fought some Indian boys, or had
cried without sufficient cause.—South
ern Workman.
Want Hens in English Parks.
In the hope of saving a large part of
the $40,000,000 spent every year for
foreign eggs, nn agitation is on foot
to throw open London parks for poul
try breeding. Tlie scheme is receiving
serious consideration from the authori
ties because it is one of the latest war
time economies suggested on a large
scale. The promoters of the idea have
asked for part of one park to start
with. The plan provides for a site
of about three acres and accommoda
tion for 000 lions. The lending poul
try breeders of the country will be in
vited to send six selected fowls of the
same breed and strain. Scientific feed
ing tests are to be made. All the eggs
will go to tlie wounded soldiers, and
prizes will he awarded to the owners
of tlie hens laying tlie most eggs.
Personal Interest Considered.
Jones—Do you think peace is in
sight?
Brown—I hope It will be when my
wife sees tills tlve-pound box of candy.
After man came woman—and she is
still in the race.
“J reckon,” was the nonchalant re
ply. “What have they been doing?”
“Doing! Why, ten or a dozen of
them were playing In a nitulhole, and
when I came along the whole squad
lined up and threw mud at me as fust
as they could sling it. Look at ute!
Look at my car—”
“Aw, well, what can I do about It?
This Is presidential year, and they’ve
got ti right to sling all the mud they—
yaw-w-w-wn !—want to.”—Kansas City
Star.
Metal Tent Supports.
Those fond of camping out will be
glad to hear of a new contrivance con
sisting of a combined teid frame and
cot, which dispenses with cumbersome
poles and simplifies the question of
how to move one's sleeping accommo
dation from place to place. The new
tent supports are of light angle Iron,
and the longer pieces as ’veil as those
forming the cots which go with encli
tent arc jointed so that they uwy he
folded iqi when necessary. The frames
of the cots are suspended from the up
rights by two coil springs, used for
the same purpose as springs In the or
dinary house-bed. During the day the
cots can he folded tip against the tent
frame and well out ol' tlie road, by
releasing one of the springs at each
end.
Tables Turned.
“You say the poor thing is unhap
py?" asked the woman who listens
eagerly.
"Yes,” replied the woman who talks.
“She has one of those ambitious hus
bands who wants her to go into poli
tic.', so that he can become socially
prominent.”
Tie parting that gives us pain often
occurs while we occupy a dentist’s
chair.
Sunny
Dispositions
and good digestion go
hand in hand, and one
of the biggest aids to
good digestion is a regu
lar dish of
Grape-Nuts
This wonderfully delicious
wheat and barley food is so
processed that it yields its
nourishing goodness to the
system in about one hour—a
record for ease of digestion.
Take it all ’round, Grape
Nuts contributes beautifully
to sturdiness of body and a
radiant, happy personality.
Every table should have its
daily ration of Grape-Nuts.
“There’s a Reason”
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