Let nt tel) you of the wonderful econ omy, timplicity end cffectiveneaa of the Alibaatine way of interior decoration. The Alabaatlne way qulred; no glue to be added la tlmpk in the ex- r>° unneceaanry time, treme—You buy the You can secure shades and Alabaatlne In the colors •« '"***{•' with . . __ai»i _ the Alabaatlne way by com • nd Quantities you re bining tints to produce a quire it Is mixed with new shade. You need not use cola water in a pail accord- certain fixed color* unless ingto the directions on the you want to; and you can package. have an artistic color scheme Tl. I. _ _ kaNI.. M.a*aa An »Aai. malla.AUrafHiiAaa.Ama Three Hundred Million Bushel Crop in 1915 Farmers pay for their land with one year's crop ■ad prosperity was never so great. Regarding Western Canada as a grain producer, a prominent business man says: “Canada’s position today is sounder than ever. There is more p wheat, more oats, more grain for feed, 20% more cattle than last year and more hogs. The war market in Europe needs ! | our surplus. As for the wheat crop, it is marvelous and a monument of strength for businessconfidence to build upon, exceeding the most optimistic predictions.” Wheat averaged in 1915 over 25 bushels per acre Oats averaged In 1915 over 45 bushels per acre Barley averaged In 1916 over 40 bushels per acre | Prices are nigh, markets convenient, excellent land, low in price either im proved or otherwise, ranging from $12 to $30 per acre. Free homestead lands are plentiful and not far from railway lines and convenient to good i schools ana churches. The climate is healthful. There le no war fax an land, nor In (here any conscription. For complete infor mation at to beat locations for settlement, reduced railroad rates and descriptive illustrated pamphlet, address Superintendent Immigration, Ottawa, or J. M. MacLACHLAN. Drawer 107, Watertown. S. D.i W. V. BENNETT, Room 4. Bee Bldg., Omaha, Neb., and R. A. GARRETT. 31 I Jackson St.. St. Paul. Minn. Canadian Government Agents I Exceeded Inetructlone. My little granddaughter was invited to luncl) at a neighbor’s. She Is rath er notidhal in her eating. On leaving I said to her: “Now, if there is any thing put on your plate that yon do not like, don’t say anything. Just eat a little of it if you can, but make no remarks.” On her return she said: "Grandma, there was a dish that I don't like (beans). 1 didn’t want the folks to know that I didn’t like them, so I ate two dishes.”—Exchange. FRECKLES Now la the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots. There's no longer the slightest need of reeling ashamed of your freckles, as the prescription othine—double strength—Is guaranteed to ren. j/e these homely spots, Simply get an ounce of othine—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of It night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom that mors than one ounce is needed to com pletely clear the sltln and gain a beautiful clear complexion. *< Be sure to ask for the double strength othine. as this is sold under guarantee of money back If it fails to remove freckles.— Adv. True. “It takes two to make a quarrel.** “Yes, and very often it takes a jury to settle it.” Dr. Pierce** Pleasant Pellets are the original little liver pill* put up 40 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels.—Adv. The United Ftat.es last year im ported 27,562.361 pounds of black and white pepper, valued at $2,852,665. There is nothing insignificant. Clean the Blood Spring is the time of the year when we should put our house in order. We’re run down after a hard winter— after grip, colds, catarrh. It’s timo to take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, purely vegetable and free from alcohol or narcotics. It will search out impure and poisonous mat ter and drive it from the system. Buy | “Discovery” now in tablets or liquid. It will dissolve the poisonous accu mulations and replace the bad blood it drives out, with rich, pure blood full of vital force. It will clear the skin; eczema, pim ples, rash, blotches will dry up and | disappear; bolls, carbuncles and other evidences of tainted blood will pass •way, never to appear again. i;V Wise Youngster, Letitia and her six-year-old brother were ready to eat some lunch which lad been placed on the table. Letl :ia said, “Who will aBk the blessing?” Loy looked at her seriously and hen said his little prayer, “Now 1 lay no down to sleep, I pray thee, Lord, ny soul to keep," etc. After he had finished Letitia said :o him, “You are not going to bed. ire you?” "No,” said Loy, “but it is better :han saying nothing.” For a really fine coffee at a mod erate price, drink Denison's Seminole Brand, 35c the lb., in sealed cans. Only one merchant In each town sells Seminole. If your grocer isn’t the one, write the Denison CofTee Co., Chicago, for a souvenir and the name of your Seminole dealer. Buy the 3 lb. Canister Can for 31.00, —Adv. Seasonable. Knicker—What Is a pessimist? Bocker—A man who believes the snow always drifts on his side of the street. Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip. When ron feel n cold coming on. take UAXA TIV W b.HOMO QUININU. It removes cause of Colds and Orly. Only One " 13KOMO QUININU.” U. W. OHOY K’s signature on box. Hoc. Some people think that discussing a thing is about the same as doing it. Gold handled by a dentist is always at a premium. Nailing a lie won't always keep if down. A NEW DISCOVERY “Anuric” is a recent discovery of Doctor Pierce, who is head or the In valids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Experi ments at Dr. Pierce's Hospital for sev eral years proved that “Anuric” is a wonderful eliminator of uric acid. For those easily recognized symptoms of inflammation—as backache, yoaiding urine and frequent urination, «s well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheuma tism, it is simply wonderful how surely “Anuric” acts; and in gravel and gout, invariably the pains and stihness rap idly disappear. Go to your nearest drug store and simply ask for a 50-cent package of “Anuric,” or send Dr. Pierce 10c 'or trial pkg. j TRANSFIGURATION. j By Emil Locha. j The story which follows deserves a high place in the literature of the war. It is a piece of tioetic symbolism, semldramatic In form. The dramatic representation of a dream Is a popular literary device in Germany, and the inspiration for "T.;nsfiguration” Is undoubtedly to bo found In Gerard Hauptmann's "lY.v.mole's Himmelfahrt" and slm 'h., ventures of that order. Emil Locha Is tho author. A snow-covered woodland. In It itands a little chapel, open in front; In tho half-darkened background a statue of the Madonna with the Child; to her right and left two saints, a man and a woman, all carved very simply out of wood. Their garments are a compromise between ordinary style and biblical tradition. A lamp hangs from the celling. At the entrance to the chapel stand two bushes of wild roses, whose stems shine red. It is snowing. Late afternoon. A wounded soldier is led along by a comrade. lie has not strength enough to drag himself farther. Tho Soldier—Shall we be home soon. Brother? The Comrade—Here is a dry place. Come, 1 will take you in. You can lie down a little while. I will get help and bring a litter. Then we will carry you to the relief station. The Soldier—Yes, I will He down. The Comrade—See there! A com fortable bench! (He places his knap sack on the bench as a pillow, spreads out his blanket, helps the wounded man to lie down and covers him with his coat.) The Soldier—Is there anything to drink? The Comrade—Still tea enough in the canteen. (He gives him a drink.) The Soldier—Thank you. Brother Will you stay with me? The Comrade—I am going to the re lief station. I cannot carry you by myself. And there—don't you see?—I leave my canteen near your hand. There is more tea in it. And here are bacon and bread if you want to eat. The Soldier—You will not leave me alone? The Comrade—In half an hour I shall be back. Have you any pain? Tho Soldier—Not very much. The Comrade—Now, keep as quiet as you can. (lie gives him his hand; the soldier clings to it.) The Soldier—I don’t like to be left alone. It is dark and cold. And it will soon be night. The Comrade—But, see here, Toni, Isn’t It better for me to bring some body, so that you can be properly ban daged? We will have covering for you, and you will soop be In a soft, warm bed. The Soldier (still holding the other's hand)—Brother, feel In my pocket. The Comrade—In this one? The Soldier—No; on the other side. The Comrade—Here? The Soldier—Yes. Is my notebook there? Or have I lost it? Beautiful, Soft Hair. The Comrade—No, It is there. The Soldier—Open it, please. Do you see the hair i.iEide It? in a little piece of silk? The Comrade—Yes. here. The Soldier—Put it in my hand. Do you notice how sweet it smells? It is my child's. The Comrade—Beautiful, soft hair. The Soldier—Isn’t it? It must he a beautiful child. But l have never seen It. The Comrade—When waft it born? The Soldier—Let me think. It is !! months and 3 weeks old. I had already left home. The Comrade—A hoy or a girl? The Soldier—A boy. His name is Gottlieb. The Comrade—You will soon see him. Perhaps you will be home within a few days. The Soldier—But if I have to die? The Comrade—Don’t talk about such a tiling! You will get into a bed and In two weeks you will be well again. It Is nothing dangerous. The Soldier—In two weeks, do you think? But if 1 get better so soon they may not send me home. The Comrade—Certainly you will get home. Every wounded man has leuve. Well, I’ll go now. Shall I not? The Soldier—Thank you. Brother, (lie lets go the comrade’s hand.) The Comrade—I'll be back soon. (He starts.) The Soldier—Brother! The Comrade (turning back)—What a, in The Soldier—Must I stay here—all alone? The Comrade—I'll come right back. Are you cold? The Soldier—A little. The Comrade—Wait! I'll wrap you up in two coats—yours and mine. Now you will get warm again. And I'll bring you either wine or coffee. The Soldier—Thank you, Brother! But you'll be cold! The Comrade—I’ll run fast. That makes one warm. And at the relief station they will give me something to put on. So! Here is the tea—and, the bacon. The Soldier—I thank you. Come back soon, won’t you! The Comrnde—Certainly. God be with you! (He goes.) The Soldier (calling)—Brother! (The comrade returns.) The Soldier—Don’t be angry! The Comrade—Why, certainly not. The Soldier—Tell me—you know my wife? The Comrade—Yes. The Soldier—Doesn’t she look like the one up there holding the child? tpointing to the madonna). The Comrade—Very much. Do you want anything else? (The soldier shakes his head.) The Comrade—Then I’ll go. brother, tile disappears in the wood.) The Soldier—Good luck to you! The soldier is lost in contemplation of the statue and makes no motion. It gets dark. Suddenly the chapel turns into a comfortable room; the chapel light into a brilliant lamp, hanging gbove a table already set. Four chairs ■are placed around the table. In the corner a fire burns in the stove. The background where the statuer were be comes obscure. The Madonna With the Child. The Madonna bends down over the soldier and kisses him on the brow. Then he lays off the coats, arises strong and well and steps In a fresh uniform to the table. The Madonna with the Child follows him. She has become a real woman. The Mother (handing him the child, which seems to be a little more than two years old)—Won't you hold Gott lieb a little while? I’ll bring In the supper. Mother will soon be here. The Soldier (takes the child, which begins at once to play with the buttons and braids of the uniform)—Are you going to be a roldier, too. Gottlieb? The Child (nods eagerly and grasps after the whistle which hangs on the father's breast)—Blow! The Soldier—When you are big you will have a fine uniform and a whistle •nd a horse! | The Child—Blow! Horse! I The statue of the woman descends 'as if she were coming from outside out of the storm. The Soldier—God greet you, mother! (He gives her his hand and helps her out of her mantle.) The Mother -Is the child good? I have something pretty for him if he is good. (She gives him a wooden horse j ond wheels.) How much he looks like you! Your very image! The Child—Horse! Horse! The Soldier (hanging the whistle about the child’s neck)—Now I will pull the horse and if he doesn’t get up, you blow! The Mother—Y’our uniform is so be coming. I love to look at you. Your father always looked so fine when he had his uniform on. But see that you become a sergeant, as he was! If you don’t I shall be ashamed. The Soldier—Don’t be afraid, moth er! I’ll be one soon. The Comrade. The wife comes with a big soup bowl. The statue of the man has also come down from the pedestal. It is the Comrade. He lays aside his snowy cloak and appears in a spick and span uniform. The Comrade—Greetings, all! The Soldier—Leopold! How nice that you are here! The Comrade—I’m off duty until to morrow evening. The Wife—There’s a plate waiting for you. Just as if we had known you were coming! The Comrade—Didn't you know that I was coming? (Suddenly in an al tered tone, very solemnly)—Is that ba con there? (The lamp grows dim. Silence.) The Soldier (standing up)——Yes. Bacon. 1 brought it with me. (Shud ders). From far, far away. Yor you, comrade. (He brings the bacon from the bench, which now looks like a couch, and puts it on the table.) The Wife—The lamp bums badly this evening. (She turns it up; the room is again bright and comfortable.) What! Gottlieb! He has a horse and whistle. The Comrade (lifting the child up)— Guess what I am going to give him. The Child—Okoladi! The Comrade—You little sly one, you’ll be a minister some day. (He gives the child a piece of chocolate.) The Wife—Wait until after the soup! The Child—Ikoladi! Okoladi! The Mother—If he eats no soup he gets no chocolate. The Child—Soup! Soup! The Mother—Y’es; but not so fast. Wait. I’ll blow on it. Mother, serve it out, please. Otherwise the little scamp will give us no rest. (The mother serves the soup.) The Soldier—Much work today? The Comrade—Very easy. If it could only once get serious. Always to play at being soldier—that never satisfies anybody. The Mother—Thank God, you only play at being soldier! You all don’t know how terrible war is. We older people can tell you too much about that. The Comrade—Oh. well. I’d like to get into the thick of it for once. Not always stand around and wait. The Child—Okoladi! The Wife—Now you get your choco late from Uncle Leopold. But thank him iirst! The Comrade—Don’t spoil his pleas ure by making him say thanks. He shall see whether he likes it. The Child—Bacon! The Comrade (suddenly standing up) —Is there more bacon here? (It be comes gloomier.) Tlie Soldier—Don't talk so! The Wife—Don’t let us think of un pleasant things. Let us be glad that we all sit here together and are well and sound! (It becomes brighter again.) The Comrade—Friends, I must go. Out into the wood. God keep you all! (He disappears into the background, then returns.) I leave you my cloak there. So that you won't feel cold, brother. (He lays the cloak on the couch.) The Soldier—I think you. brother; but here it is warm enough. (The Com rade disappears again.) The Mother (getting up softly) — Farewell, my son! Sleep well, and may God protect you this night as he has protected you until now. And may 't always go well with little Gottlieb! If he some day has a son, then may he also be protected when far from home! (She kisses the child, the wife and the soldier, takes her wrap and vanishes into the background. Silence.) The wife holds the child to her breast and sings softly: Lullaby, lullaby, I rock my little child; Out there's the snow. Lullaby, lullaby. Many must weary be Out in the snow. Lullaby, lullaby. You're safe with mother here; Out there's the snow. The song dies away and the child falls asleep. The Soldier (taking the hand of his wife and bending over her)—Marie, I thank you that we have so dear a child. (The wife nods silently). The Soldier—I feel in such high spir its. As if this evening were an extra ordinary evening, unlike any other that I have ever known. The Wife—Listen, is there not sing ing in the air? The Soldier—It seems to me I hear something. The Wife—It is the singing of love in our hearts. The Soldier—Yes. Our wedding day was wonderful, but today I have an even deeper and more wonderful feel ing. The wife rises and puts the child carefully in the big bread basket. It lies there as if in a cradle, faintly lighted by the lamp. One no longer knows whether it is lamp light or the eternal light. The Soldier—I have never loved you so much as I do today. That I know now for all time. The Wife—Dearest Tony! (She lays her head on his breast. A long si lence. It becomes darker and darker. Finally she straightens up, softly takes the child in one arm, puts the other about Tony and leads him to the couch. He sinks down. She covers him with the coat and hapds him the child. Mo tionless she stands, bending over his forehead.) The Wife—Joy and love for all of us. Love Can Never End. The Soldier—Love can never end. It is beyond grief and death. The Wife—And beyor.d tears. The Soldier—If I ever die. you must be with me. The Wife—We shall live always, you, I and our child. She steps with the child into the shadows. Darkness becomes complete, except for the faint light of the hang ing lamp. The chapel is again the same •as at the beginning. The wild rose] stems gleam red, stars look down on the glistening wood. After a while the comrade comes through the deep snow with two black mantled brethren, who carry a stretcher. The First Brother—Haven’t you lost your way? Your footsteps are covered up in the snow. The Comrade—The rose bushes have guided me through the gloom. I thank you for following me. We are nearly there. The Second Brother—A wall The Comrade—That is the chapel. The First Brother—See how the roses shine even in winter The Second Brother—And the stars In heaven! The Comrade—I will go in. Wait here so that lie will not be frightened. Maybe he has fallen asleep. (He enters; they put the stretcher against the wall and remain standing at the entrance, each at his post.) The First Brother—Doesn't it sieem as if there could be nothing alive in all this silence? The Second Brother—Dead roses and stars. The First Brother—-And the lonely light, the soul of man in a snowbound world. The Second Brother—Over the world and its sorrows the peace of eternity. The comrade kneels before the dead man. The brethren silently bow their heads. The rose stems shed a deeper glow. SATURDAY PICNICS. (Copyright, 1916, by the McClure News paper Syndicate,) As soon as spring weather comes Saturday picnics should be a part of every school child’s life; that is to say, Saturdays should be given over to en tertainment and recreation out of doors. In the colder weather, too, it is possible to have fun outdoors on Saturdays. But outdoors picnics are not quite in prder. An indoors picnic party there fore proves of great interest to the youngsters, and would make a very good sort of birthday entertainment. The whole idea should be to make the indoors picnic as much like a real picnic as possible. To begin with, make the house look is much like outdoors as you can. Have palms and ferns about, if you have any, ind fill in the gaps with green crepe paper. A few dead branches of trees, with bits of green paper for leaves and pink paper for blossoms will transform any room into a veritable dell in the woods. And several little nooks and crannies fitted up in this way will de light the childish hearts for whom the picnic is given. The children may all come in cos tume, if desired—in scouts’ suits or In dian suits, or any other outdoor suits they may possess. Outdoor games may be played, if pos sible. The rooms in which the picnic Is given should be emptied, as much as possible, of breakables, so that “Be “areful!” need not be spoken too often. And puss In the corner, blindman’s buff, tag and other simple outdoors games may safely be played. Of course, the lunch is the important part of any picnic. It should be packed in tiny baskets pr boxes, one for each child. Paper tiapkins and paper plates should be jsed and paper cups may be used for water or lemonade—proper picnic bev binges. In each lunch box, there should ba t several sandwiches, an olive or two, a i bouple of cakes or cookies, and a ticket lor ice cream. The children will find 1 great fun in presenting the ice cream £ lickets for redemption in the dining , ■oom. If prizes are given for any of the ‘ games or competitions, they might ap- 1 proprlately be bird or flower books, . garden tools, or something else to do with the outdoors. -- 1 Germany’s Milk Supply. s Letter in New York World. Does it not seem appropriate that the iress should at least look into a charitable i iropaganda before adopting it? Is is not , limple Justice to the public, which depends 1 ipon you for guidance in humanitarian * ■nterprlses, that you should not permit ] ,-ourself to be used in a cause which is palpable buncombe? I refer to the agitation for milk to “feed j :he 3,000,000 starving babies of Germany.” . 3unday all the New- York papers carried a 1 dory of a proposal to send a cargo of j nilk to Germany In a submarine. Articles if apparent serious Import daily are seen < •eferring to the possibility of England and France combining to keep out of Ger- . many a few cases of milk that may or I nay not be—generally are not—on board | tome neutral ship. Then we have goose lesh horrors over the terrible suffering 1 if the innocents which is to follow such barbarity. . What are the facts? I mean what ara ' die facts as to the instigation of this pal- | liable fraud on the charitable instincts of , the American public? The facts as to the 1 base in Germany are open and need but to | be stated to epose the fraud. Germany is an agricultural country. Hungary is agricultural, Austria is agrl- j cultural. Switzerland, Denmark and Bulgaria are, with the exception of Hoi- ; land, Norway and Sweden, the greatest ! dairy countries in the world. Germany lias access to all the supplies of milk that were ever available to her in time of i peace. She not only has access to these sources of supply, but to those of Den mark and Bulgaria she has exclusive ac- i cess, and to the supplies of Holland, the , greatest of all producers, she has the easiest access of any consumer. ( Now take the proposals of the propa gandists. Three million babies would require at least 6,000,000 pounds of milk l per day to alleviate their terrible suffer- , ing. Thirty thousand tons of milk are needed to feed these starving infants for I one day—210,000 tons per week; and the propagandists, who no doubt wish to take lip a collection, propose to send a sub- 1 marine load—two tons of powdered milk at most, equivalent to 10 tons of milk— with the whole navy of the United State! 1 to see that it reaches the “3,000,000 little starving babies” one-third of one day. Turn on the light. Stop some of this maudlin appeal to the unthinking. New York. January 17. J. L. F. What They Missed. From the Cincinnati Enquirer. Napoleon never voted the prohibition ticket. Oliver Cromwell never rode In an auto mobile. Jeanne d'Arc never rode on the rear seat of a motorcycle. Cleopatra never wore a union suit. Julius Caesar could play anything but pinochle. The Queen of Sheba never had to stand up in a street ear, Nero never tried to blow out the gas. A Shade of Difference. From the Michigan Gargoyle. “Willie, didn't I tell you not to play with that Wiggins boy?" "I ain't playin’ wit' him, I'm fighting wit’ him.” 4 From the Outlook. 4 4 There are houses full of con- 4 4 veniences and luxuries in which no 4 4 one is at home; the men and women 4 4 who live in them are homeless. To 4 4 such men and women, as to the 4 4 men and women to whom marriage 4 4 is a mere social contract and the 4 : family a mere social arrangement, 4 there'Is no going home, no refuge 4 4 for the spirit, no place of under- 4 4 standing and vision. There are no 4 4 more pathetic tlgures in the world 4 4 of today than these homeless men 4 4 and women; restless, discontented. 4 4 and unhappy, and utterly blind to 4 4 the tragedy of a life in which there 4 4 Is no going home. ♦ NU uUNbUHIrllUN No War Tax on Land—Embargo on Shipment of Live Stock Removed. During the prevalence of the foot and-mouth disease in some portions of ;he United States, an embargo was placed upon inter-state shipments, rhis also had an effect upon ship nents to Canada, and necessarily an embargo was placed upon them, mak ng it almost impossible for upwards )f a year to ship cattle into Canada, 'rom the United States. This was es pecially hard on the settler. As a re sult, Western Canada lost a number of settlers, they being unable to take heir li\e stock with them. Canada is tactically free from horse and cattle liseases, and the wish of the authori ses is to keep it so. Recently, though, an order has been ssued by the Department of Agricul ure, removing the embargo, and set lers are now free to take in the num ser of head of horses or cattle that are sermitted by the Customs authorities md the freight regulations. This will >6 welcome news to those whose in ention it is to move to Canada, taking vith them stock that they have had in heir possession for six months, and vhich it is the intention to use on land hat they will farm in the Provinces if Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta. There are thousands of splendid lomesteads of 160 acres each in any if these provinces that may be had ipon the payment of a ten-dollar en ry fee and fulfilling the requisite liv ng and cultivation duties. These ands are well adapted to the growing if all the small grains, and besides, V. laving an abundance of grass, and suf k icient shelter, they are well adapted * u the raising of stock. If one prepares to purchase land, here could be no better time than the iresent. Prices are low, and particu ars may be had from any of the land ompanies, of which there are several. >r from the Canadian Pacific and Ca ladian Northern railways, whose hold ngs are in the older settled districts, ,nd whose terms are exceedingly easy o the settler. What these lands will 0 in the matter of production cannot ie more strongly emphasized than in eading the reports of the crops hroughout all parts of the Canadian Vest in 1915. Yields of 50, 60, and as iigh as 70 bushels of wheat to the ere were numerous, while reports of ields of from 30 to 46 bushels per ere were common. Oats as high as 30 bushels per acre are reported, 5# nd 60 bushels per acre being ordi tary. The prices realized by farmers lave placed most of them on "easy treet.” Lately there have appeared articles n a number of United States news lapers to the effect that there was con ception in Canada, or that such a aw was likely to be put into effect. Ve have it from the highest authority u the Dominion that there is no truth n the statement. Sir Robert Borden ,t the opening of Canadian parliament in January 17th, said: "In the first few months of the war clearly stated that there would not ie conscription in Canada. I repeat hat statement today." This statement should set at rest he conscription talk that has been so reely used to influence those who may le considering settling in Canada dur ng the war. It has also been said tfcat there was 1 war tax on land. Hon. Br. Roche, dinister of the Interior, over his own lignature has denied this, and the pre niers of the different provinces join n saying "such a report ia absolutely mtrue, and has no foundation wliat iver in fact, nor is there likely ever o be any ruch tax upon land In Canada.” The general prosperity of Western Canada farmers and business institu ions is such that Canada is well able o take care of the extra war expenses vithout any direct war taxation. This lar been well illustrated by the mag lificent resporse to the Bemiiuon Gov imment's recent bond issue, which vas more than doubly subscribed for vithin the first eight hours of its be i,g offered to the public. (The above appears as an advertise nent and is paid for the Dominion lovernment which authorizes its pub ication.) The Reason. “It is queer you did not notice How the wind was howling last night." “So was the baby.” Just So. “I am on the scent of success.” •What are you doing?" “Raising onions.” Not Gray Bairs bot Tired Eyes make us look older than we are. Kee& your Eyes young and you will look young. After the Movies Murine Your Byes Don’t tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request. A Compromise. "Would you class telephone opera tion as a profession?” "Isn't it a calling?” The Difference. "I’d like to get a mile away from a spoiled child." 'T'd like to get a rod near him.” To oil automobile springs automat ically there has been invented a lu bricant holding pad to be strapped around them.