The frontier. (O'Neill City, Holt County, Neb.) 1880-1965, January 27, 1916, Image 2

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    Get the Habit of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
Says we can't look or feel right
with the system full
of poisons.
Millions of folks bathe internally
now instead of loading their system 1
with drugs. "What's an inside bath?" i
you say. Well, it is guaranteed to per- ;
form miracles if you could believe
these hot water enthusiasts.
There are vast numbers of men and
women who, immediately upon arising ■
in the morning, drink a glass of real j
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate in it. This is a very j
excellent health measure. It is in- j
tended to flush the stomach, liver, kid
neys and the thirty feet of intestines
of the previous day's waste, sour bile
and indigestible material left over In
the body which, if not eliminated every
day, become food for the millions of
bacteria which infest tho bowels, the
quick result is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed into the
blood causing headache, bilious at
tacks, foul breath, bad taste, colds,
stomach trouble, kidney misery, sleep
lessness, impure blood and all sorts
of ailments.
People who feel good one day and
badly the next, but who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to ob
tain a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from any druggist or store
keeper. This will cost very little but
is sufficient to make anyone a real .
crank on the subject of Internal sani
tation. »
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so limestone phosphate
and hot water act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels. It is vast
ly more important to bathe on tho in
side than on the outside, because tho
skin pores do not absorb impurities in
to the blood, while the bowel pores do
—Adv.
The Uncertain Future.
During a theatrical engagement i
Manchester, England, Kemble anci
Lewis were walking one day along the
street when a chimney sweeper and
his boy came up. The boy stared at
them with open mouth and exclaimed:
“They be play actors."
“Hold your tongue," said the oti
sweep, "you don't know what yon my
come to yourself.”
BIG EATERS HAVE BAD
KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE
Take a Glass of Salts at Once If Your
Back Is Hurting or Kidneys and
Bladder Trouble You.
The American men and women mus
guard constantly against Ktdney trou
ble, because we eat too much and all
■our food Is rich. Our blood is filled
•with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the ellmi
native tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health. i
When your kidneys feel like lumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; if you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your kid
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid or grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia.
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids In the urine so
It no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
(ithia-water beverage, and belongs in
>very home, because nobody can make
n mistake by having a good kidney
lushing any time.—Adv.
The Seat of Trouble.
"Toothache?”
“Yeah. Something terrible.”
“Which tooth is it?”
“That new false tooth In front. 1
had it filled with gold so that it would
look natural, and the gold doesn’t
show a bit. Wouldn't that give you u
pain?"
WHY SUFFER SKIN TROUBLES
When a Postcard Will Bring Frei
Samples of Cuticura?
Which give quick relief for all itch
lng, burning, disfiguring skin troubles
Bathe with the Cuticura Soap and ho
water. Dry and apply Cuticura Oint
ment to the affected part. They sto
itching instantly and point to speed
healment often when all else falls.
Free sample each by mail with Bool
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. I
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Mean.
"Jack proposed three times befor
I accepted him.”
“To whom, dear?"
tree Marine after Giponre In Coli
Cutting Winds and Dust. It Restore
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Healtl
Uood for all Eyes that Need Car
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chlcag
Sends Eye Boole on request. *
Our exports amounted to about 2 pf
cent of our business under norm
conditions.
j REFORM ASSOCIATION
I When health commissioner of Chi
cago, by reason of the office, I wa*
made a member of several commissions
The last of these has just made its
final report, and this Is, therefore, from
my standpoint, an opportune time to
call attention to the work of these com
missions. A statement of the work of
these commissions Is worth while since
such statement will direct attention to
a series of Important happenings of the
last six years and will draw attention
to some matters by hygienic Ini-,
portance.
The Lake Michigan water commis- i
sion teas composed of representatives
from the four states some of whose .
citizens used water from Lake Michl- I
gan and at tl»e same time put their I
sewage Into the .ake. Soon after the
organization of this commission the
Chicago Association of Commerce or
ganized an auxiliary association to do
propaganda work for the commission.
The Lake Michigan water commis
sion was the direct instigator of the
great lakes water commission and
somewhat more indirectly of the Uni
ted States-Canadlan Joint commission
on the pollutoln of the boundary wa
ters. They are in great measure re
sponsible for Improvements already ac
complished or in the process of in
stallation In the water supplies of Chi
cago, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Grand
Rapids. Waukegan, Evanston, and oth
er north shore towns suburban to Chi
cago, Hammond, Whiting, Gary and
East Chicago, Michigan City, South
Haven, Racine and Kenosha.
The improvement in the quality of
the water of these cities has been fol
lowed by lowering of the death rates
from typhoid fever. The stimulus for
control of steamships to prevent them
from polluting the water near water
Intakes came from this commusslon,
and, following action to control the
sewage disposal and water supplies of
steamships there came necessarily ac
tion to control the sewage disposal and
water supplies of railroad trains.
Tho Sane Fourth association was not
In any sense a city commission. Its
only relation to government was the
fact that it always asked for, and gen
erally had, tho cooperation of the chief
of police, the fire chief, and the health
commissioner. These officials sat In
the councils of the association, helped
to raise the money to finance Its par
ades, and did some part of its work.
The Sane Fourth association did not
originate the Idea of a sane Fourth.
The American Medical association first
drew attention, in a large way, to the
cost of the .existing method of cele
brating the Fourth. The Chicago
Tribune took the academic work of the
American Medical association and gave
it blood and brawn. The Sane Fourth
association took the creation and
breathed Into it the breatli of life. The
product, therefore, had three parents.
Tho Kane Fourth association went
out of business several years ago. A
national custom, and one which gripped
all the people of every state of society
and of every ago In life was changed
within three years.
CHILDREN AND MILK.
Mr. Hoffman, of the Prudential I.ife,
insurance company says children are
almost as subject to consumption as
grown people. Ho proves w+iat he says
by statistics from the United States
census office.
In 1911 the death rutes from con
sumption in the United States were
highest in people between 3G and 44
years of age. The death rate from con
sumption among children under 5 years
of age was half as high as in the worst
ago period. To which Dr. White, of
Pittsburgh, replied that Mr. Hoffman
was measuring the importance of tu
berculosis among babies by the death
rute and that was an unfair way to
measure It.
In the first place, grown people who
have consumption got It when they
were children, but the disease lay quiet
until they grew up. Then they over
worked or overworried or breathed
dirty air, or lived where there was no
sunshine, and the dormant disease be
came active.
In the second place, children have
e\ery kind of tuberculosis. Grown peo
ple pretty much limit themselves to one
kind—consumption. Children have
tuberculosis of bones, glands, skin and
Intestines as well as consumption.
Boys 10 to 14 years old have a death
rate only one-tenth as high as that of
men 35 to 44, but in spite of this show
ing, consumption Is more Important to
boys than It Is to men.
This is Christmas seal week and to
day Is children’s day. Children get tu
berculosis from drinking milk from
tubercular cows. All over the country
today the school children are thinking
ubout what they can do to prevent con
sumption. Ono thlqg they should de
c'de on Is that they will not drink any
milk unless they know to cornea from a
healthy cow or is made safe by pas
teurizing. Wherever the farmers will
not agree to get rid of the tubercular
cows and the milkmen will not agree
to make the milk safe, then the chil
dren ought to agree not to drink milk.
No school child has to drink milk.
Other children get colds and maybe
consumption from going to school in
rooms where there Is no fresh air. One
day Gluseppi came to Dr. Britton, ono
of the Chicago open air school doctors,
and asked: "Say, doctor, how sick has
a feller got to be to get Into this here
school?" Gluseppi knew what was
good for him and he was willing to take
a chance by getting sick In order to
get what was good for lilm if he did not
have to get too sick.
Dr. White was right. Nearly every
child has some tubercular Infection in
hint somewhere. That being so,
Gieuseppi was even more right than
he thought.
It will not he possible for all the chil
dren to go to open air schools—at least
(not in the north. But it would easily
be possible for every schoolroom to he
aired out, by raising the windows once
f every hour, whether the school he north
I or south.
Mrs. Young, superintendent of the
Chicago sehools, says so, and she
, knows. The school children mignt
agreo on that much today. They might
agree to ask the teachers to air out
the schoolrooms. And maybe those
two points are enough for them to
agree on today. There are some other
points of importance ttiut we may pro
pose next year if the boys and girls
make a try at these two this year.
A Matrimonial Bargain.
Charles broke the spell as in a dejected
* tone of voice he said:
1 “Miss Fraser. I love you, but dare not
Jceani of calling you mine. Yesterday 1
was worth 125,000, but today, by a turn ol
' fortune's wheel, 1 have but a few paltry
<< hundreds to call my own. I would noi
I ask you to accept me in my reduced state
1 Farewell forever.”
I As Charles was about to stride mourn'
' fully away she caught him and eagerly
’ | cried:
"Good gracious! Reduced from 225,00
!o 2100! What a bargain! Of course, J'l
take you! You might have known
^ -ouldn't resist.
Getting on Thin Ice.
s. From the Kansas City Star,
y, Politician—Congratulate me, my dear
I’ve won the nomination.
Wife (In surprise)—Honestly?
r Politician—Now what In thunder did yo'
^ rant to bring up that point for?
MUTTON AND LAMB.
(Copyright, 1915, by the McClure New*
paper Sundicate.)
Mutton is the standby of England—
perhaps not yet of America. But at all
events it is one of our standby meats
nnd the cook who knows how to pre
pare it in many ways has mastered ar,
important art—for variety in meats it
something to be worked for, and some
thing many cooks never understand.
To begin with, of course, roast lamt
or roast mutton is the best way for a
beginning; but once In a while a boiled
leg of mutton is delicious, if served
with caper sauce, and the water in
which It Is boiled, properly seasoned,
makes delicious broth.
It is the second day serving of a
roast that calls for ingenuity, and thfl
third and fourth day, if there is any ol
it left.
Mutton sausage can be made, for on<
thing. For these chop a pound of un
der done roast mutton and add to si*
ounces of beef suet, also chopped fine
Mix with four ounces of bread crumbs
and seasoning of thyme, mace, peppei
and salt. Add two beaten eggs and e
pint of chopped oysters, and roll intc
balls. Fry in a deep fat for seven min
utes.
Hash is always delicious If properly
made. To each pint add three cupfuls
of chopped cold boiled potatoes, a
tablespoonful of butter and a cupful 1
of stock. Stir over a hot fire for eight
minutes, then put over a lower heat and
brown for half an hour, very slowly.
Minced green peppers or minced pars
ley may also be added.
Shepherd's pie can also be made with
left over mutton. To make It chop
cooked meat and mix with two table
spoons bread crumbs to the pound with
one chopped onion, one tablespoon
chopped parsley, one cup gravy, salt
and pepper to taste, two tablespoons
drippings, one tablespoon catsup. Turn
into baking dish and cover with thick
layer seasoned mashed potatoes. Brush
with beaten egg and dot with buttet
and bake 20 minutes.
Another way of cooking a leg of mut
ton or lamb Is this: Have it boned
nnd rolled by your butcher. Be sure
he sends you the bone and meat the
day before it is to be eaten. As soon
as it comes put bones in a kettle with
cold water, an onion, and season with
salt and pepper. Bet simmer for three
quarters of an hour When this comes j
to a boil put in the meat and keep at a
constant boll for two hours. Take out
meat and boil down liquor, then strain
and cool. The next day take off fat,
put in half cup barley and boll till ten
der. This will make delicious soup.
The leg should now be covered with the
fatty membrance that has been taken
off the leg. This will give it flavor
nnd serve to baste the meat. Balt'
in oven about one hour.
Tha Prohibition Lobby.
L. Ames Drown, In tbo North American
Review.
The prohibition forces of today are or
ganized with a degree of efficiency at
tained by few movements In the history
of tlie republic. Their efficiency of or
ganization prevents us effectually from
drawing a parallel between the Dow move
ment anil the Hobson movement. The
power of that portion of public opinion
which now supports the demand for na
tional prohibition Is exerted upon congress
and state political bodies and in elections
through the Anti-Saloon League of Ameri
ca. The league organizes anil manages
every Important prohibition fight made in
the country, and maintains at Washing
ton one of the most powerful lobbies ever
seen at the national capital. It Is known
as the national legislative headquarters
of the league, and Is In charge of Rev.
E. C. Dinwiddle, national legislative su
perintendent. It Is a lobby clearly with
in the sense of the term accepted In mod
ern American politics. Its representatives,
backed by an organized influence of pub
lic opinion, are enabled to dictate the at
titude of a considerable number of con
gressmen on a pending question, with the
result that congressmen oftentlfnes are
driven to vote against their own views
and their own consciences In favor of
measures advocated by the lobby. The
harmful effect of such a lohbytng enter
prise upon our system of government does
not admit of controversy. It Is Inimical
to the very spirit of our governmental In
stitutions. hi that it would remove the
legislative power from congress Itself, in
so far as the matter of prohibition Is con
cerned, and place tills power In the hands
of the Anti-Saloon league. A lobby always
has been condemned by the American peo
ple. The very term "lobby” has been
anathema In American jvolltlcs. Until the
appearance of Mr. Gompers and Mr. Din
widdle. those who exerted "a concerted
Influence" upon congress did their work
secretly and under cover. The Anti-Sa
loon league has been utterly fearless In Its
ojverntions, however, and has made no
effort to cloak its activities In the corri
lors of the House of Representatives.
Law of Compensation.
From the Baltimore Star.
Old Mr. and Mrs. Muldoon were In
close converse around the peat lire, dis
cussing the natural laws of compensation,
though that wasn’t exactly what they
called the subject.
“Just fancy," oxolaimed Bridget, "ac
cording to this paper, when a man loses
wan of his senses another gets more de
veloped. For Instance, a blind man gets
more since In hearing and touch.”
Pat thought the matter over long and
anxiously.
"Sure, an' It’s qtdte true." he remarked,
learnedly, after a while. "Ol’va noticed It
meself. When a man has got one leg
shorter than t'other, begorra, the other'?
ionger."
Melba Isn’t Her Real Name.
From the Kansas City Star.
The appearance of lime. Melba at the
Hippodrome recalls the manner in which
she selected the nom de theater which has
become famous the world over Mme.
Melba's name was Nellie Mitchell until
her marriage, when It became Mrs. C. N.
F. Armstrong. At the time of her debut
Into opera she decided to adopt a stage
1 name, and as she Is an ardent patriot she
combined the first four letters of Mel
bourne, her native town, and tbo last of
Victoria, the reigning queen of that time
together maktng Melba.
An inventor in Holland has brought
out a gas motor with only five parts.
4*** >
4 WHAT SAVED EUROPE'S 4
4 SMALLER NATIONS. 4
4 From the Buffalo Enquirer. 4
4 "If preparedness prevented «.ir." 4
4 say the antl-preparatlonists, "liu- 4
4 rope would now be at peace." 4
4 Even in Europe, however, it Is 4
4 possible to discover evidences of the 4
4 war-preventing services of pre- 4
4 paredness. -4
4 Switzerland's preparedness saves 4
4 that country from being the high- 4
4 way and battletield of foreign arm- 4
4 les. 4
4 Holland's preparedness saves her 4
4 from the trespass that both sides 4
4 would commit If they did not fear 4
4 the cost would exceed the benefit. 4
4 How long would Russia hesitate to 4
4 sweep over Roumanla to get at the 4
4 German, Austrian and Bulgarian 4
4 armies If Roumanla were not pre- 4
4 pared to defend herself? 4
4 The deference the allies and een- 4
4 tral powers are showing to Greece 4
is due to nothing but their respect 4
4 for that country's preparedness. 4
4 If Russia could use Scandinavian 4
4 ports in her war business, how long «
1 4 would she refrain from seizing them 4
4 but for dread of raising up a new 4
4 though weak foe to tight? Even 4
4 Denmark's tiny army is a factor 4
4 that helps stall off any thought of 4
4 a flank attack on Germany through 4
4 her territory. 4
4 Isn't It strange that reasoning 4
4 beings who lock their doors at 4
4 night and cheerfully pay policemen 4
4. see no reason for locking the coasts 4
4 of this country against invasion? 4
BETTER THAN A BAROMETER
As Reliable Weather Prophet, Old
Ram Fully Justified Confidence
Put in Him by His Owner.
In the Countryside Magazine, MIbs
Margaret Woodward tells how a farm
er's barometer proved its effectiveness
as a weather predictor, and confound
ed science. Every New England farm
er, she says, knows that cattle and
sheep are trustworthy weather
prophets.
There is a story of a party of scien
tific men who were making observa
tions on a ledge near which was a
flock of sheep. The professors settled
a great many questions relating to
natural science to their own satisfac
tion. As they wished to make another
trip to the ledge the next day, the
weather became a matter of interest
to them. One of their number studied
the barometer carefully, and an
nounced to the waiting group that
tomorrow’s weather would be fine.
Thereupon the old farmer who was
within hearing distance remarked with
a genuine Yankee drawl, “I dunno
haow you fellers air so cock-sure about
the weather tomorrow, but if that old
ram yonder keeps his rump to the
wind’ard, it’s jest bound to rain.”
And rain it did, much to the discom
fiture of the professors.—Youth’s Com
panion.
MAKES ICE IN HOT WATER
Boston Scientist Also Has Succeeded
in Boiling an Egg in Freezing
Temperature.
Dr. P. W. Bridgman of Boston, in
creating new substances by pressure
in the Harvard chemical laboratory,
has crystallized water at nearly the
boiling point. Only the limitations of
his apparatus have prevented him from
making ice at a temperature of thou
sands of degrees above zero, where
the hardest metals melt. This hot ice
is the permanent form of water under
very high pressure, such as exists in
the interior of the earth.
Twenty-two other liquids also have
been crystallized at high temperature
under the doctor's laboratory use of
the immense forces of geology.
He has produced black phosphorus
and 30 other new substances by pres
sure and also boiled ar. egg at freez
ing temperature by squeezing it with
a pressure of 180,000 pounds to the
square inch.
Misleading.
Rev. George R. Lunn, the new So
cialist mayor of Schenectady, was con
gratulated on his election.
"The people huve confidence in the
honesty of my party's policy,” he said.
"Our opponents tried to put our prin
ciples in a false light, but the people
couldn’t be fooled. They knew that the
opposition's animadversions on our
principles were as misleading as the
bachelor's description of his sister’s
new baby.
“Asked to describe this new arrival,
the bachelor replied:
'"Um! Very small features, clean
shaven, red-faced and a very hard
drinker.' ”
Careless.
"What brought you here, my poor
man?” asked the prison visitor.
"Just plain absent-mindedness,” re
plied the prisoner.
“Why, how could that be?”
“I forgot to scratch the monogram
oil a watch before I pawned it.”
The Ones Benefited.
.lerson—Everyone is opposed to di
vorce, but—
Higson—The married ones.
The tensile strength of a paper fly
wheel is far greater than one made of
iron.
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NOTHING FOR BROWN TO DO
Only Minor Matters Came Up, and
Those Were Wife’s Privilege to
Deal With.
Col. J. J. Irish, who is a strong
antisuffragist, 3aid in San Francisco:
"The recent elections show plainly
the unpopularity of woman suffrage.
I think the voters were wise. There
are enough husbands already in
Brown’s boots.
“Brown and Black,” continued
Colonel Irish, “were arguing at their
club on the question as to who should
be at the head of the house—the man
or the woman.
“ ‘I'm the breadwinner,’ Black said
firmly, ‘and, therefore, I rule in my
house.’
“ ‘Well,’ said Brown, ‘before we were
married my wife and I made an agree
ment that I should make the rulings in
all the major things, and she in all
the minor ones.'
“Brown smiled wanly. ‘So far,’ he
replied, ‘no major matters have come
up.' ”—Exchange.
At Least He Was Honest.
He was an honest little coon, but
due to a lack of sanitary precaution
his honesty was without benefit to
the good woman who succored him.
He was dirty, ingratiating and hun
gry when he appeared at her door.
He asked for something to eat.
“I will give you something,” she
said, “but you must do a little work
to earn it.”
The little darky said he was will
ing to work. So she prepared a huge
sandwich and told him to go out and
pick worms off the tobacco. A bit to
her surprise he did not eat the sand
wich at once, but slipped it inside his
dirty little shirt, and started for the to
bacco field. Half an hour later he re
turned. It was a torrid day and his
face was shiny with perspiration Grim
ly he reached inside his shirt and drew
forth his sandwich untouched by his
white teeth, but much the worse for
dirt, perspiration and pressure.
“Missus,” he said, “the wuhk is too
hahd foh me. Take back yoh sand
wich."—Louisville Times.
To Ease Her Mind.
The nurse was writing a letter for
a wounded soldier.
“There’s something I’d like you to
put in, miss," said the soldier hesitat
ingly.
“Well, what is it?”
“You don't mind, now? Just put ‘The
nurses in this hospital are all rather
elderly persons.’ ”
"That isn't quite true,” said the
youthful nurse.
“It isn't miss; but it'il ease my
missis’s mind wonderful. She’s always
been a bit on the jealous side.”
The missis’s mind was eased.—Mam
Chester Guardian.
Inexplicable.
"I understand Scrib3ou’s latest novel
is a failure, although he hoped it would:
be a ’best seller.’ ”
“How do you account for that?"
“I can’t explain it. The binding of
the book would make it an ornament
for anybody’s library table, and the
illustrations were done by a welk
known artist.”
The Reason.
“I am surprised to hear that the
Dobsons have separated. What was
the cause?”
“Incompatibility. He absolutely de
tested all the moving picture stars
she admired.”
No Change.
Evelyn—How old is Mabel?
Edithe—Twenty-four her last six
birthdays.
A lawyer doesn't kuow everything,
but he thinks a client thinks he does.
I*^^ha^Doe^l
Catarrh Mean? |
It means inflammation of a
mucous membrane some
where in the head, throat,
bronchial tubes, stomach, bil
iary ducts or bowels. It always
means stagnant blood —the 1|
blood that is full of impur- <
ities. Left alone, it extends
until it is followed by indigestion,
colds, congestion or fever. It weakens
the system generally and spreads its
operations until systemic catarrh or a
an acute illness is the result.
Peruna
Is the nation’s reliable remedy for
this condition. It restores appetite,
aids digestion, checks and removes
inflammation, and thus enables the
membranes, through which we breathe
and through which our food is ab
sorbed, to do their work properly.
Forty-four years of success, with thou
sands of testimonials, have established
it as the home remedy—Ever-Ready
to-Take. Its record of success
holds a promise for you.
THE PERUNA COMPANY
COLUMBUS. OHIO
You can obtain Peruna in tablet form
for convenience.
Another Reason.
“They call her the human grapho
phone.”
“Just because she buzzes a bit?”
“It’s on account of the airs she puts
on.”
Kor a really fine coffee at a mod
erate price, drink Denison’s Seminole
Brand, 35c the lb., in sealed cans.
Only one merchant in each town
sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't
the one, write the Denison Coffee Co.,.
Chicago, for a souvenir and the name
of your Seminole dealer. ,
Buy the 3 lb. Canister Can for $1.00 k
—Adv. "
Suppose They Drown in Meantime.
In southern California where there
is rarely rain, the houses are built ar
cordingly. Roofs that leak are com
mon. even in the best houses, to the
amazement of easterners. One east
erner who is spending the winter
there, complained to the landlord that
the bungalow roof leaked,
“Oh, yes,” replied the landlord. “The
sur. dries out the shingles. Alter it
rains a few times the shingles will
swell and then you will not be
bothered any more,”
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Quite Different. 1
“What is meant by the odor of
sanctity, father?”
“I don’t exactly know, my soil, but
you may be sure It isn’t anything like
the odors that iloat over to Riverside
drive from the glue factories in Jot
sey.”
What Made It Lean.
She—What made the tower of Pisa,
lean?
He—It was built in an age of fam
ine.—Lampoon.
Trying to stand on your dignity may
result in a hard falL
Suspicious.
“Aren't you delighted that your hua
band lias given up smoking?”
“I don’t know. I am afraid he did it
just for an excuse to give away thaw
cigars I bought him for Christmas..”
Just So.
“Are we living too fast?” j
“Maybe so. But there doesn't seen,
to be any way to apply a speed limit."
There's very little waist material in
this year's ball gown.
—. —s
A Food Fact
to Remember
Seventeen years ago a food was originated that combined the en
tire nourishment of the field grains — wheat and barley with ease of
digestion, delicious taste and other qualities of worth designed to fill a
widespread human need.
Today that food —
Grape-Nuts ,
has no near competitor among cereal foods in form or nutritive value,
nor has it had from the start.
Grape-Nuts on the Breakfast Menu builds and maintains body,
brain and nerves as no other food does. Ready to eat, economical,
appetizing.
“There’s a Reason”
JOIN THE THINKERS’ CLUB
Grocers everywhere sell Grape-Nuts.
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