DOINGS OF WOMEN. Philadelphia has over 13,000 profes sional women. Many a taxicab now Is driven In Par Is by a chauffeuse. Park syes are commoner In women than In men. There are 238,000,000 Christian womer In the world. Women are being employed as brasi moulders In England. Vassar college has a club house foi maids employed at the Institution. Miss Pauline Weldner has been elect. e<3 city treasurer of Mendoata, 111. Woman street car conductors In Glas gow, Scotland, are paid $6.75 per week. One out of every three women over 10 years of age In Philadelphia Is a, wage earner. Equal suffrage In Pennsylvania has been Indorsed by the Ladles of the Mac cabees of the World. The Jitney Drivers’ association of Servants In Germany receive much better treatment than In America and often are treated as members of the family. In the lowlands of Scotland about IQ per cent of the farm workers are wom en. who are paid from $2 to $3 per week. The tablcmald will take the place of the masculine waiter at most of the English summer resort hotels this year. Mrs. Mary Bohnefeld has been a po lice matron in Atlanta for 13 years and in all that time she has lived at police headquarters. Women employed on government con tract work In England are asking that they receive the same amount of pay as the men. Mrs. Nellie L. Spoonnan Is master of the steam tug Hero, which plies Ini the waters of Puget Sound, British Co lumbia. Mrs Warren Walker, who was for merly Miss Alda Miner, of Malden, Mass., Is traveling to her new home In Russia by dog slsd. Mrs. Angle Crooks attends to the crops and milk and butter business on a large ranch owned by her husband near Denver, Colo. Women who are parties In polyga mous marriages will be barred from becoming Daughters of the American Revol utlon. In the four years she has been In viio uuuuuig iraua in ew iora ony, Miss Alice M. Durkin haa made a quar ter of a million dollars. Mrs Pat Conway Is probably the only A'oman Jailer In the United States. She nas charge of tlie Tom Green county 'all at San Angelo, Teg. The Woman’s bank In Berlin, the only Institution of Its kind In the world, has proven to be a failure and has gone Into the hands of a receiver. When a young woman of the Phil ippines marries her husband's name Is added to her maiden name, and If she becomes a widow the husband’s namo Is discarded. One-fourth of all the women work ers In Philadelphia receive salaries of Jess than 86 per week, one-third of them |ess than 88, and four-fifths less than Mrs. Mary Elliott has the contract for removing the garbage in Haatlngs-on the-Hudson for which she receives 82-i 400 a year. Mrs. Elliott superintend* the work personally. Mrs. Hilda Gilbert, of San Francisco, has arrived home after making a com plete trip around the world. Mrs. Gll bert worked her way along the Journey and also won a 85,000 bet One of the hardest working volun teers in the Berlin hospitals for the wounded soldiers In Countess Ina von Bassetrlta, the morganatic wife of Prince Oscar, the fifth son of thp kaiser. o«ure continuation of the work or the national committee on mental hygiene, Mrs. W. K. Vanderbilt, sV, Tn .V. "f1*!’ A. Anderson have sub scribed 810,000 each for five years. Amerloan Efficiency. From the New Orleans Tlmes-Pleayune. A leading English newspaper, the Man Chester Guardian, devotes a column of editorial space to praise of American effi ciency as demonstrated In the relief ol That relief work, which the Guardian describes as "among the entirely Rood and noble things which this war as brought about,” Is destined. It thinks, to provide "one of the most Inspiring pages of American history." Swiftly re viewing the terrible straits to which thq Belgian people were reduced In Septem ber last, the Guardian declares that BeK Blum s need was "desperate. Immediate, and apparently Impossible to meet. Amer ica worked a miracle by creating In a week or two, from nothing, one of the biggest and moat amaslngly efficient busi ness concerns the world has ever seen and applying It to charity. • • • The Blower moving people will not In future forget that the spirit they call American Bated Belgium from starvation, that! America made good where an ounce less of well directed hustle might have cost a thousand lives." Thfl trlhllfp l« U’C Otlttlr rrn. . American relief work In Belgium has been by the testimony of practically all eyo witnesses, regardless of their nationality ■'amazingly efficient." This is not by any means the first demonstration of umnz-i lng efficiency by Americans. They lmvd A way of meeting emergencies that usuallji compels the admiration of foreign observe »rs. Why Is It. then, that the “siowei( Moving peoples." as the Manchester Quart (Ian describes them, "put It over” thd Americans In so many fields where corn! parlsons are possible and Inevitable? Fox example, patriotic Americans frankly con fess the superiority of municipal govern ment In some of the European countries. Both German and British thoroughness in trade and Industry are mentioned fre quently to our own disadvantage. In for! sign trade fields our European competi tors have surpassed us, and nearly all comparisons of trade getting methods In those fields are at our expense. With hts ability, resourcefulness, inla Ive and energy, the American combines, t Is evident, sundry defects which cost ilm dearly at home, and through which ils European rivals profit In competitive lelds. For the good nature or Indifference which permits inefficient and wasteful government, he pays millions annually. His mistakes In foreign trade getting, which he Is slow to correct, though they have been repeatedly pointed out, cost him other millions In loss of obtainable business. Yet In great emergencies he sheds his defects with his coat, and dis plays an efficiency that amazes the ''slow er moving peoples." By the exercise of the same "well directed hustle" and re sourcefulness and skill that worked what the Manchester Guardian calls a miracle In Belgium. Americans may seize the full est possible advantage from the trade getting opportunity now offering. Whv not classify that opportunity as a great emergency and meet It with an "amazing efficiency" that may be hardened, with practice, Into habit? St. Luke’s Maternity Home. 2121 Lake Street, OMAHA, NEB. Vapor and Electric Baths—Women only, The department of terrestial mag-, netism of the Carnegie, institution, ac cording to a r.ecent report, has brought out new points in the study of atmo spheric electricity, and announces that In the future continuous observations by self registering Instruments in at mospheric electricity and radio-activ ity are to be made both at the labora tory In Washington and at such ob servatories elsewhere as It may be found possible to establish, and a gen eral electric survey of the globe Imply ing observation at points distributed over the earth's surface as in a mag netic survey. 1 j THE SOLDIERI KNEW BEST Dod Gaston, in the Topeka Capital. Coming across Statehouse square yesterday afternoon I met a hunch of bent and shambling old men. Their heads were white with the frost of years and there wasn’t a straight back nor an erect pair of shoulders in the lot. They were ordinary looking old cod gers, gnarled by toil and hardships and garbed In the Sunday regalia of the rural community. I noted in passing that the lapel of each man’s coat bore a little bronze button. I knew the but ton was there before my eyes sought It. I can tell an old soldier as far as I can see him. There is about every soldier some salient thing—some subtle Individual characteristic which distin guishes him from other elderly men and which defies the art of visualization. I knew none of the old men In the party of four or five. They passed without heeding me. But as I came abreast of them I Involuntarily stood at attention and saluted the bronze button and the men who wore It. I am not much given to sentimental display. The well spring of my enthusiasm never gushes. But the little bronze button and the men entitled to wear It are a part of the memory of my life. And having paid this passing tribute to them, I am minded to make brief reference to the simple annals of the soldier X knew best. The soldier I knew best enlisted when he was 19. Ills discharge papers lie before me as I write. They show that he was mustered Into the service at Springfield, 111., In August, 1861, and that he finally was mustered out at Brownsville, Tex., in March, 1865. Between the two dates there were something more than four years and eight months of continuous march and bivouac, broken only by a furlough of two weeks in the winter of 1863. For four years, eight months and some odd days he was Intermittently a unit In the broad mark at which opposing arm ies shot. In tho Intervals between the strenuous periods of a soldier’s business he fought fever, thirst, hunger and the elements, protected from their on slaughts only by a “dog” tent, or the canopy of the skies above him. He enlisted from a farm and went Into tho army a strong, rugged, hearty youth. He came out a broken reed. I have often heard him say he never knew a sick day before he went Into the army, nor a well one after ho came out of It. For 15 years before he died he was unable to turn his hand to even the lighter occupations of life. I celebrate no hero here. The soldier I knew best was a plain man, and, as the world measures achievement, an unsuccessful one. He went Into the army as a private and came out a cor poral. The civil war, doubtless, could have been fought and won without him. He had not even the distinction common among old soldiers of having personally repulsed Pickett's charge. Ho wasn't at Gettysburg at all. I never heard him boast of any particu lar achievement although, until the day of his death, the civil war was his favorite topic of conversation It was not that he wished to speak of his valor or recount the stories of the hardships he endured, but that the war to him was the one epochal Incident of a plain and humdrum life. The list of battle In which the soldier I knew best was engaged was neither so long nor ■o Inspiring as that which stands op posite the name of many another. He was at Donelson and Henry and at Vicksburg with Old Grant. He was In the two days’ slaughter at Shiloh and helped take Spanish Port. And he was also a unit In the operations Chattanooga. The fight of which he talked most and best, and to me the most thrilling of his army ca reer was the one at Hatchie River. You will find little reference to the battle of Hatchie River In war history. It was one of the minor engagements. But it always seemed to me the soldier I. knew best was more closely identified with it than with any other engagement In which he fought. I never grew tired of hearing him tell how his de pleted regiment double-quicked a dis tance of four miles before striking the enemy and then lost 240 men, killed and wounded, in 30 minutes. Once in the month of August the regiment to which the soldier I knew best belonged marched two days with out water. The Mississippi wells had all gone dry and the wader courses were dried up. Along In the forenoon er the third day when the tongues of the men had begun to swell and pro trude from their mouths the command was halted for a brief rest. Presently an officer rode up and said: "Boys there's pleuty of water in the creek 200 £ovi'n .the roa<1" The command which had stacked arms, stampeded at the word and the soldier I knew said many of them Jumped into the water when they reached it. The soldier I knew best was ship wrecked in the Gulf of Mexico when has command was shifted from New Orleans to Brownsville. Everything ex cept the soldiers and the crew'—the mounts of the officers, their baggage and other impedimenta—was thrown overboard In an effort to save the ship, "hat is to say. all of the horses save one was thrown overboard. The cap ta'u A company rode a pony of which he was particularly fond. The was rtnoaes—ninman Rhodes. When they sought to throw his pony overboard he threw his arm around Its neck and said if It had to go he’d go with It. And so they let the pony stay. The storm occurred at night. Late the next afternoon the sol diers who were on deck sighted one of the horses that had been thrown over board. It was still alive and still fight ing Its hopeless battle for life. It was from such Incidents that the memories of the soldier I knew best were woven. He knew a thousand such and I heard them all many times. The government was generous to the soldier I kn.ew best. Years after he had been practically Incapacitated for the work of caring for his family he applied for a pension. After the appli cation had for a year or more pursued the usual tortuous course through the pension department, the claim was al lowed, and for the balance of his life the ’’government” paid him the hand some honorarium of $12 a month. Two months after his death his family re ceived notice that his application for an Increase In pension had been allow ed and that he would thereafter re ceive an honorarium of $14 a month. In those days It was very difficult for a soldier who merely had been hit on the knuckle of the right hand by a spent "mlnie” ball at the battle of Hatehle river to prove that he was en titled to a pension by reason of dis ability contracted In the service. One year I spent my two weeks off differently. It was In October that I went south to follow for a few days the long since effaced footsteps of the soldier I knew best. With the pass ing of time I had lost Interest In the epoch which lay between the years of '61 and ’66, and callous to those who had written Its history In their own blood. And so. I followed the trail of the soldier I knew best from the copse grown field of Shiloh to the monumen tal heights of Missionary Ridge, the tablet flecked ground of Chattanooga and the Inspiring heights of Lookout mountain. I saw the fields where many thousands of men. some In blue and some in gray, had lain down their lives together. I marked the Inter minable rows of marble slabs which a grateful government had erected In their memory. And when I came back the simple annals of the soldier I knew best were glorified to me forever. 1 am not much given to sentimental dis play. The well spring of my enthu siasm never gushes. But the little bronze button ami the men entitled to wear It are a part of the mummery of my life.—Dodd Gaston. ; IN THE EAR $ Anonymous. Next to Easter Is Memorial day as typifying a new resurrection of human liberty won in the tears and blood of a great self sacrifice. Today the sun rose cloudless as- the memories of the men we remember. It shone upon the continent He "had hid of old time In the west," populous and prosperous from Its center to Its sea rims, on multiplied cities and mighty stretches of farms blossoming In the spring with promise of mighty crops, on a nation absolute, united, magni ficent, a real union of states and peo ple. Passing on as the shadows fell upon Plymouth rock It beat In fervid noon on the beaches of Hawaii and touched the forest of the Philippines with the glory of sunrise. And In all Its splendid course it shone on the flag; the flag which bloomed beneath It in every street and fluttered from every housfc Its stripes and stars, the American flag which the men whose sacrifice we commemorate today by their right and by their power and in their patriotism maintained ascendant as the symbol of liberty and of equal opportunity. They are old and gray and feeble, these old, old men who remain to wear on tne blue or the Immortal ’60s the bronze button which distinguishes the remnant of that grand army of which the G. A. R. is but a memory. They have lived and they die. But this Is no cause for grief, no reason for mourning. The generation of men rise and fall like the waves of the sea, they beat against the cliffs of endeavor in successive tides and go back again to the sea which gave them, to gather new Impulse and come again in their time. The tides swelled at the pass where the Spartans faced barbarism ih strength of manhood and weak ness of numbers; It was high tide at Runnymede and culminated at Gettys burg. It will rise again and again and each flood shall gather strength and height from those which have risen and ebbed. For so the greatness and the goodness of peoples and nations grow, like coral continents, on the bones of those who achieved yesterday and who died today. God gives us more men like these to know and to remember, to lean upon in their youth, to cherish In their old age and emulate when eternity has claimed them. Grant unto this coun try more men liHe these and like those later heroes, men who put “women first" and the rights of man first and who are willing to die for an idea. Low Mound In the Wilderness. I know a grave on southern soli, A lonely little mound, Where three tall pines their sentry keep And scare a sound The silence breaks. Naught but the rush Of storms, the caroling bird. And soughing wind among the trees Is ever heard. No human hand has touched that "low Green tent” for SO years. The falling rain and shimmering dew The only tears Have been that moistened It. But fan North, where the cold waves foam, A mother mourns her drummer boy Who ne’er c&me home. But think not while a nation decks The graves of hero dead rhat where this brave boy sleeps no flower Rests o'er his head; For, blown by breath of God, kept by His hand a poppy seed rook root and grew 1,000 fold. Its every need By Him supplied. And when each yeaj Flowers deck the patriot's tomb rhat low mound In the wilderness Is all abloom. And ever o’er the drummer boy The tall pines sentry keep, And ever blooms, a crimson pail The "flower of sleep.” —Virginia Bloren Harrison “One Day Not All de Days.” From the Christian Herald. Africa is a remarkably beautify country. Its coast lines are picturesque^ graceful, fascinating, alluring. Its sea< port towns and cities are usually clean, pretty and reasonably healthful. EquaJ torlal Africa has, until the last twfl decades, been called the white man'l graveyard, but clean living, quinine mosquito netting, sobriety and sanltarj improvements have made Africa a place where one can not only exist, but live In as much comfort, take It all lb all during the year, as in the city oj New York, and with some advantagei In favor of Africa. Life is simple, placid, calm, and na» so complex. The work life Is not stren, uous. The people do not rush and drive as they do here at home. If yoq try to hurry a man who Is working foi you he will calmly tell you, “One day b« not all de days, daddy!” And you stand rebuked, for you know he is telling you the truth._ _ _ 444444*444»******♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ 4 A MIXED ASSEMBLAGE. 4 4 From "Hempfleld," by David Gray- 4 4 son, In the American Magazine. 4 4 The fact is, whether we like it or 4 4 not, we are all mixed up together 4 4 In this world—poets and plumbers, 4 t critics and cooks—and the more 4 clearly we recognize It, the firmer, 4 4 truer, will be our grip upon the 4 4 significance of human life. Why, 4 4 many a time, when I’ve been sit- 4 4 ting here reading In my study, llv- 4 4 lng for the moment In the rarer at- 4 4 mosphere of the poets, the phll- 4 4 osophcrs, the prophets, I have had 4 4 to get up and go out and feed my 4 4 pigs. I have always thought It, 4 4 somehow, good for me. 4 444444444444 4444444444444-4 -• - 4 Madame Hanako Is Japan’s greatest actress Over 70,000 women attend colleges In this country. Old maids are almost unknown among the Turks. FINGER PRINTS OF MONKEYS Will Be Used in Studying Dactyl Re lation of the Anthropoid and Human. Yesterday was finger print day In /he monkey house at the Central park zoo, says the New York Sun. One ringtail, one Java, one Rhesus, one mandril monkey and one baboon yield ed up after a struggle impressions jf their fingers and toes to Patrolman Ryan of the commissioner’s office at tached to the civil service commission, who is studying the dactyl relation of the anthropoid and the human. He was assisted by a young woman ex pert who refused to give her name, Head Keeper Bill Snyder and Assistant Keepers Joe Cunningham and Bob Hurton of the zoo. Aside from the fact that monkeys are as suspicious of having their finger impressions recorded as humans, no definite conclusions could be drawn. The uproar in the house after Head Keeper Snyder had driven out the pub lic and locked the doors was continu ous and tremendous. The ringtails chattered abjectly and the Javas, ten in all, huddled in a top corner of their cage. Sallie, an ugly green monkey, and the baboon laid hold of the bars and trapezes and rattled them with rage. When facing the ink the behavior of the animals was as a whole good They clenched their toes and fingers a good deal and blurred a number of impressions, but Bill Snyder, who held them while Ryan took the prints, was quite satisfied. Ryan would make no statement, but he believes that after photographing, enlarging and comparing his results with the police files he will have either confirmation or refutation of the Darwinian theorv According to Macaulay. “Have you any nice, fresh eggs to day?” she asked. “Permit me to state,” remarked the grocer, who was also a college gradu ate, “that all nice eggs are fresh and that all fresh eggs are nice. Of course I have them today. If I had them yesterday you would not be inter ested. And tomorrow will take care o£ Itself. Do you care for any nice eggs?” A Wife’s Opinion. "I used to imagine my husband thought only of me, but now I have decided that his thoughts have a wider range.” “How do you think they run?” “About in this order — baseball, clothes, billiards, business, his bulldog and me.” True as Gold. “His money all gone, his wife im mediately deserted him.” “Why, I thought she was as true as gold.” “She was; but when his gold went she departed, too.” The Truest Critic. It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper Judge of it. Creation limits, while contem plation widens, the vision.—Oscar Wilde. However, the engineer of a train of thought should stop to think occasion ally. GERMS KILLED BY VINEGAF. Paris Scientists Prove That Typhoid May Be Avoided This Way. Doctors Loir and Legagneux of Paris have been testing vinegar as a destroyer of the germs of typhoid fever. That they are killed by a mixture of wine and water in equal parts has long been known. These investigators prove now that 20 grams of vinegar to a liter of water kill the typhoid bacil lus in an hour and five minutes. ‘‘Prom this,” writes the Paris corre spondent of the Lancet, “a practical inference may be drawn concerning salads. After washing the salad as usual, detaching each leaf, it should be put into water acidulated with ten gram of vinegar to the liter and re main immersed in this liquid for about an hour and a quarter. ‘‘All vegetables ordinarily eaten un cooked may be subjected without any inconvenience to the same process.” A liter is equivalent to about a quart and ten grams are equivalent to about a third of an ounce. So, if lettuce or other greens for salad be placed in water to which about one-third of an ounce of vinegar has been added and be left for about an hour and a quar ter, all danger of typhoid fever will be removed. Being and Doing. As the man is in the integrity ot his character, so is his strength. Being is everything. It conditions happi ness; it determines and measures service. A man’s happiness depends upon what he is in himself. A man’s service to others is conditioned upon what he is in himself. Being is basal to doing. As the speed of the elec tric car is determined by the energy stored in the power house, as the power of the piston rod is determined by the push of accumulated steam, so personal power is determined and measured by character. This is su preme power, a character filled with the divine presence and radiant with a divine holiness. First Aid. An artillery battle was raging. The din was terrific. Suddenly a war cor respondent, one of the favored few permitted to see a little real fighting, clapped his hands to his ears and cried, "I fear my tympanum is split!” “Too bad!” roared a friendly “Tom my.”’ “I’ve got a needle and some thread in my kit, if that'll help you any.” Human Nature. It may not occur to those eminent investigators who contemplate a re port upon the causes of human un rest that they can cover the whole subject in just two words.—New York Herald. He Knew. Bill—I’ve just acquired a combined carpet sweeper and talking machine. Dill—-Married it, eh? To teach rifle shooting a Japanese has invented a crossbow with rifle stock, trigger and sights. Marriage often means dollars for a woman and doughnuts for the poor man. THE SECRET of good coffee is to get pure, sound coffee. If you ask your dealer he will tell you / that all coffees are pure, as the law pro- 1 hihits the sale of substitutes as coffee. Not all apples are pure although they are apples. Some of them are often rotten.; Some coffees are windfalls, and whilst; the law allows them to be called coffee' they are impure and have a harsh taste. Denison’s Coffees are picked coffees, the berries picked by hand from the trees, consequently they are always pure and , sound in every sense of the word, reliable ym and delicious. p Denison’s Coffees are always packed in ■ cartons, bags or cans with the name on > every package. All others are imitations. If your grocer does not stock Denison’s' Coffees, write the Denison Coffee Co., Chi- V cago, 111., who will tell you where they * can be obtained in your vicinity.—Adv. “The Face of My Enemy.” I hated war and for that reason I was here to see it close. There is an old quotation—I think it comes from one of the Greeks. A man is fighting in the dark and he cries, "Give me light that I may see the face of my enemy.” All peace lovers, it seems to me, would do well to see the face of war. And so I had come to look at this monster and paint him hideous as he was. I had thought of what I might do with war, but not what war might do with me. And war had al ready done so much that I felt all shaken and confused, as was every thinking man that I had met in Eu rope. All seemed to me to be stand ing with their backs to the world that they had known and to be staring as though over a cliff into a world all strange and new. It’s the year no man can see beyond.—Ernest Poole, in Ev erybody’s Magazine. J - . A ‘‘Dark-in-the-Evening School houses.’’ A correspondent reveals himself an ardent recruit in a cause for which the Home and School league has been bat tling for years. This is no less than the greater utilization of the schools, now idle two days of the seven and on nearly all the evenings of the week, when they might far more profitably be made the active and useful centers of all sorts of social activities. The school authorities are gradually begin- v ning to see the logic of the claims that |/ the schools belong to the people; that it is uneconomic and wasteful not to make use of them for other purposes than the daily routine of the educa tional curriculum.—Philadelphia Led ger. Easily Replaced. “Married again? And you were so deeply pained when you lost your wife.” “Yes, yes. I felt as if I had a tooth pulled. Well, I had another one put in.’’—Paris L’lllustratiom Quite So. “What is the first step necessary in cultivating an artistic tempera ment?” "Finding somebody to stand for it.” The things that come to those who wait are seldom what they were wait ing for. There are lots of cooks who can make fresh vegetables taste like canned. Very few husbands are as good or as bad as their wives imagine they are. / - I - \ Amazon Explorer x Swears By Grape-Nuts Algot Lange—famous tropic explorer—recently made a perilous exploration of the lower Amazon. The question of food supplies was a big one. Economy of space—food value keeping qualities—palatability—all had to be considered. Lange chose for his standby— Grape-Nuts Here is the way he refers to this food here and there through his book, “The Lower Amazon.” “I have included in my supplies Grape-Nuts.” “At lunch I eat some Grape-Nuts (an American breakfast cereal) with condensed milk.” i “After this egg (turtle) meal comes for me ' Grape-Nuts from sealed tins.” “I go back to the moloca at noon to eat my lunch of roast turtle, Grape-Nuts and hard-tack.' Everywhere—at home or abroad—wherever big things are accomplished—this \ famous wheat and barley food is relied upon to build and sustain vigor and energy N of body, brain and nerve. Ready to eat—delicious—economical—nourishing. “There’s a Reason" for Grape-Nuts —sold by Grocers everywhere. ^