»Callin£Yim
hWheat lands
to Americans a hearty in- j
le on her FREE Home- [
i 160 acres each or secure '
>w priced lands in Mani- j
lewan and Alberta.
» higher but Canadian land just j
iportunity is more attractive than !
i ts you to help to feed the world 1
her soil—land similar to that
y years has averaged 20 to 45
to the acre. Think what you
rheat around $1 a bushel and :
to get. Wonderful yields also of j
:y and Flax. Mixed farming !
rofitable an industry as grain
Government this year is asking
:rs to put increased acreage into i
Military service is not com- j
>r farm labor to replace the many i
young men who have for service. The climate is healthful and
agreeable, railway faci good schools and churches convenient.
Write for literature and as to reduced railway rates to Superintendent
Immigration, Ottawa,
J. Drawer 197, Watertcwn, S. 0.;
W. St., Room 4, Dee Rldg., Omaha,
Neb., and 311 Jackson St., St. Paul, Minn.
. Canadian Government Agents.
Willie Knew.
Some time ago the teacher a pub
lic school was instructing a ass in
geography, and when it cam ime to
hand out a few questions s! turned
to Willie Smith.
“Willie,” she said, "can yojell me
what is one of the principal oducts
of the West Indies?”
“No, ma’am,” frankly answ ;d Wil
lie, after a moment’s hesitati
"Just think a bit,” encoura igly re
turned the teacher; “where ies the
V sugar come from that yo* us at your
w house?”
“Sometimes from thf sie,” an
swered Willie, “and somjtimf we bor
row it from the next-door nefhbor.”
IF HAIR IS TURNIAfe 1
GRAY, USE; SflE TEA
Don’t Look Old! trf Grandmother's
> Recipe to Darken ahtl Beautify
Gray, Faded, ^efess flair.
'/ Grandmother mjt her hair beauti
fully darkened, /lossy and abundant
with a brew of age Te.i and Sulphur.
Whenever her hlr fell out or took on
that dull, fadeejor streaked appear
ance, this simplj mixture was applied
with wonderfulf'ffect. By asking at
any drug store |r “Wyeth’s Sage and
Sulphur Hair PUnedy,” you will get a
large bottle ofthis old-time recipe,
ready to use, fejabout 60 cents. This
simple mixturejan be depended upon
to restore naval color and beauty
to the hair ai is splendid for dan
druff, dry, itch scalp and falling hair.
A well-knov druggist says every
body uses’Wy i’s Sage and Sulphur,
because it da ens so naturally and
evenly that no dy can tell it has been
applied—it’s soasy to use, too. You
simply dampeia comb or soft brush
and draw- it th ugh your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hairdisappears; after an
other applicat n or two, it is re
stored to its itural color and looks
glossy, soft an abundant. Adv.
Insi^ Criticism.
“So you arejgoing to be married,
Mary?”
“Yes, ma’am, ind I’ll be leaving you
next Tuesday.”
“Well, I ho s you are getting a
good husband.”
“If he ain’t i y better than the one
you've got I w i’t keep him long.”
He Solicitude.
Fred— My dea Dora, let this thought
console you fo your lover’s death.
Remember thatjther and better men
than he have ge e the same way.
Bereaved Oi:—They haven't all
‘ gone, have they —New York Sun.
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—Have No Appetite.
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Write for free catalog “B 10.”
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Send for Catalogue and Flushing Price List.
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Barber Supplies
The Kleeblntt Barbers Supply Co.,018 Pierce St.,
Bioux City,In..will treat yon right. Writethem.
SIOUX CITY PTG. CO., NO. 2-1915.
ARMORED CAR IN WARFARE
European Armies Have Found It of
the Greatest Value in Their
Operations.
Although an engine new to warfare
the armored motor car has proved ex
tremely useful, especially for outpost j
and scouting duty. Fast, silent, and
mobile, it covers a vast amount oi
ground on the splendid roads that
crisscross the field of war in western i
Europe. Most of the cars are incased
in a light frame of tough steel plate ,
that ranges in thickness from three- j
sixteenths of an inch to a quarter of j
an inch, and that is impervious to rifle ‘
and machine-gun fire. All the vulner- 1
able parts of the motor, such as the .
radiator and steering gear, and in |
Softte of the newest cars the wheels,
are protected, by the steel covering.
The wheels, both wood and wire, are
said to withstand the roughest sort of
usage. Accidents to the tires are '
much less common than anyone would
expect. The cars carry a light arma- 1
ment—one or two machine guns so
mounted that they can be swung
through a complete circle—and a
large supply of ammunition. The
crew, which may number fron^four to
eight or more men, are armed with
rifles and revolvers. Some of the cars
have a steel superstructure that rises
from the chassis frame high enough
to enable the crew to stand upright, I
and that is capped with a domed roof,
from which bullets and shrapnel usu- ]
ally fly off at a sharp angle without
even denting the steel.—Youth’s Com
panion.
NOT THE TIME FOR A SMOKE
Old Lady, Filled Up With “Car
tridges," Was in Natural Fear
of an Explosion.
A robust old woman in the moun
tains of north Georgia was ill for the
first time in her life and a doctor was
sent for. Partly by persuasion and
partly by force, the physician induced
his patient to swallow some big qui
nine capsules—a simple enough opera
tion, which, however, scared the old
woman almost to death. She was
soon able to sit up and her daughter
thought she would give the conva
lescent a treat. She took her moth
er's corncob pipe from the “shelf” or
mantel, filled it with tobacco, and
picking up a live coal between two
sticks, started with it toward the bed.
“Ma,” she said, brightly, “ jes’ look
what I got for you.”
“Git away from me, Sary,” she
screamed in terror. “Take away dat
fire! Take hit away! Don’t yer know
I’s done plum filled up wi’cartridges9”
—Chicago Ledger.
People seldom try to sit down on
the man who stands up for his rights
STICK TO IT
Until Coffee Hits You Hard.
It is about as well to advise people
to stick to coffee until they get hit
hard enough so that they will never
forget their experience.
A woman writes and her letter is
condensed to give the facts in a short
space:
“I was a coffee slave and stuck to it.
like a toper to his ‘cups,’ notwithstand
ing I frequently had severe attacks of
sick headache; then I used more cof
fee to relieve the headache, and this
was well enough until the coffee ef
fect wore off.
“Finally attacks of rheumatism be
gan to appear, and ultimately the
whole nervous system began to break
down and I was fast becoming a
wreck.
“After a time I was induced to quit
coffee and take up Postum. This was
half a year ago. The result has been
most satisfactory.
“The rheumatism is gone entirely,
nerves practically well and steady, di
gestion almost perfect, never have any
more sick headaches and am gaining
steadily in weight and strength.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Well
ville,” in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum — must be well
boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
Instant Postum — is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, w-ith cream
and sugar, makes a delicious bever
age instantly. 30c and 50c tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds is
about the same.
"There's a Reason” for Postum.
—sold by Grocers.
THE WATCHWORD OF THE WORLD.
By C. F. Morris.
In a very old and picturesque little
town Jesus was born. In the story of
His birth are touches of pathos, ro
mance, tragedy and triumph. His
mother, Mary, was overtaken by the
great hour at Bethlehem where she
bad gone with Joseph. A census was
being taken after a peculiar custom.
Joseph was compelled to enroll In his
native town. The town was over
crowded; no lodging places remained;
no kindly homes opened. The only
place for Mary was in the underground
stable and storehouse in the rock, or,
possibly, In the great yard, among the
beasts of burden and piles of feed and
goods. In the cave the place was
not so uncomfortable as some might
suppose. It was quiet, sheltered and
away from the Jungle and confusion of
the crowd. In a rude trough or stone
manger the little baby was given a
cradle. The night was not cold, stor
my or snow burdened. It was probably
calm and clear. Shepherds were
watching their flocks in the fields.
A beautiful picture Is drawn In one
of the gospels of an angel announcing
the birth of Jesus and a multitude of
the heavenly host singing in honor of
the event and in prophecy of His work.
The story continues, how the shep
herds went and saw the little child;
how strange men with treasures came
from afar and worshiped Him; how
Herod, the wicked king, jealous and
fearful, slew all the children in Beth
lehem that his soldiers could find,
seeking to destroy Jesus; and how
Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt for
safety. The story never loses charm,
never fails to awaken the best emo
tions, and never falls to make the
thoughtful heart more tender and gen
erous.
Is It strange that this story never
grows old? It Is the most wonderful
Recount of the birth of any child. The
gospel record is unequaled in simpli
city and delicacy of expression. From
1 that story the finest forms of art and
literature have been produced. The
; greatost in the world is not the Mona
Lisa, with her smile of mingled lure
and desire, but of Mary, the Madonna,
j with her little babe Jesus, expressing
1 sweetness of service and holy, true and
! courageous love.
j The books and songs which the peo
ple love dearest are all of Jesus, and
‘ they are published the world around
In Increasing numbers and languages.
| In the story are the great things of the
; Heavenly Father's love, the hope of
| the world for peace and good will, the
j visions of human happiness rivaling
i the dreams of heaven and the oppor
j tunnies of lowly, sinful people to rise ]
j to honor and goodness. Every mem
if SCHOOLS LIKE DENMARK’S ♦
FOR inE UNITED STATES ♦
I lliLlil i i A AA A A 1 A 1 AAA A A A A A. ^
That the Danish Folk high schools for
"grownups," which have made possible
the recent wonderful development in
' rural Denmark, can be successfully
; transplanted in modified form to the
! United States, is the conclusion reached
by H. W. Foght of the United States
I bureau of education in a bulletin just
Issued. Mr. Foght has studied both
the Danish schools and American rural
j conditions at first hand, and he believes
■ that what the Folk high schools have
done for rural civilization in Denmark
they can do for the United States.
The place to introduce the new type
of school Is the region know as the
south Atlantic highland, according to
Mr. Foght, embracing all of West Vir
ginia, 42 counties In western Virginia;
iS In western North Carolina, and four
In western South Carolina; 25 In north
»rn Georgia; 17 in northeastern Ala
bama: 45 in eastern Tennessee, and 36
In eastern Kentucky. It is not that
these sections are necessarilly behind
Other parts of the country in education,
though much illiteracy prevails, but
lhat the peculiar local conditions de
mand some institution like the Danish
ichools.
There are already a few Folk high
jchools in the United States, estab
lished by Danish immigrants. While
pave difficulties have been experienced
by these schools, Mr. Foght Is of the
opinion that they are due to certain
special causes that could easily be
overcome In a real attempt to adapt the
Folk high school to American life in the
mountains.
"The Folk high school spirit has
emancipated the agricultural popula
; tlon of Denmark,” declares Mr. Foght.
I "It has at least made country people
! the peers of their city brethern. They
have become leaders in affairs, in pro
duction, in distribution, in politics,
chiefly because they have learned to
think for themselves and to act inde
pendently of the industrial classes.
"In the United States there is great
danger of going to the extreme in the
Immediately practical and technical.
The work of special schools is in dan
ger of focusing too much on making
two blades of grass grow’ where one
grew before, on teaching girls to cook
and keep house according to sanitary
regulations and the like.
“These things are all necessary and
must be taught in the schools, but they
are utterly Insufficient to make us a
really great agricultural nation. It
was not the local agricultural schools
and household economics schools that
primarily made Denmark a great scien
tific agricultural nation, but the Folk
high schools. We need such schools in
the United States; schools that would
teach a greater love for the soil; that
would help us to measure the good in
life by spiritual standards and not by
man-made rules; schools that would
help us to rise above the limitations of
locality and state, and teach an un
derstanding of the national and even
tniversal in the United States.”
‘‘State’s Rights” Is Doomed.
From the Kansas City Star.
It would be a happy thing if there could
be uniform procedure in all courts, state
and federal. The processes or ways of
administering Justice go to the very root
of justice Itself. To have varying and con
flicting processes or codes of procedure Is
to have varying and conflicting justice.
The lack of uniformity in the making of
laws throughout the nation Is as bad as
the different court procedures—or worse.
Forty-eight states usually have 48 laws
for anything and everything. Even com
mercial law—the “law of negotiable In
struments,” as It Is called—Is not uni
form nationally.
A great obstacle to progressive state
action, designed to set right a wrong
thing, Is the competition that the state
doing the right thing meets from the Btat
sticking to the wrong thing. For example,
a Btate that permits child labor Is as
sumed t® give Its factories an unfair ad
vantage over the factories of a state that
forbids child labor.
That competition probably does not
count for much. Probably the state that
compels a square deal Industrial program
really has an advantage over the other
sort of state. The federal Industrial re
lations commission Is now making a spec
ial Investigation as to this. But the fact
remains that the fear of such competition
between the states holds back the action
for workmen’s compensation statutes, for
minimum wage laws, for widow’s pen
sions and the like.
It is out of this confusion and lark of
uniformity that the demand for national
legislation grows. People are more and
more doubting that phrases and formu
lae—like "state’s rights,” "that govern
ment Is best which governs least," ‘ home
rule,’’ etc.—should longer keep the Aiueri
ory of Jesus arouses a more tender re
gard for childhood, a greater honoi
for motherhood, causes a more fre
ciuent upward look and urges the help
ful hand to the helpless man or worn
an. Wherever the story Is received
with loving faith, a store of humat
treasure mmes and days of lncreaslnt
Joy folli“. Such a story can neve)
grow old or lose Its measureless charm
So many times the birth of a chile
makes human hearts glad. The baby'i
first cry is answered by words of over
flowing joy. There are letters and
telegrams and telephone messages lr
plenty. But no little child ever broughi
such joy to the world as Jesus. Un
numbered millions of homes have beer
made happy by His memory and pres
ence. Loved ones, long lost, have com*
home by His guiding hand or voice
Distant lands have been blessed. Pa
gan mothers have been safeguarded
Helpless little children, deserted
starved, despised, have been rescued
and sheltered. Oppressed men have be
come free; sinful men have becom*
good. All this has come from the birtt
of Jesus Into the world.
This near Chrlstma* morning no on*
can measure the gladness He has
brought to the earth. There will b<
precious family reunions today. Th<
postman and expressman have broughi
many things from absent loved ones
The voices everywhere are joyful anc
the frolics and laughter of the little
children make finer music than th*
multitude which sang at Jesus’ birth
Stern men today lose something ol
their grimness; mothers are more ten
der In tone, and children’s hearts burr
with new and greater lovo. The Chris
tian world Is rejoicing because Chris!
was bom as the gift of God to help,
good deed, loving gift, happy song, hu
good dee, loving gift, happy song, hu
man reconciliation, Christ Is born,
Wherever men smile upon one another
in kindly good will, the presence ol
Christ Is seen. Wherever men and na
tions create peace and Justice, the
guiding hand of Christ Is felt. Wher
ever men and women strive for clean
er cities, purer homes, more equitable
laws, harmony among contending
classes, greater protection for little
babes, helpless women or burdened
man, the example of Christ Is fol
lowed. Where Christ Is born In hu
man faith he will appear !n all occu
pations and habits of humanity. The
hearth of Christ, In business, Industry,
and government. Is the great God de
sire to bestow upon the world. What
a Christmas day this would be if, In
every factory, store, mining camp,
skyscraper office, banking room,
household, Christ should begin to live
and every man and woman begin to
love and serve Him.
can people from meeting the necessities
of actual living.
Children in the Mills.
From the Kansas City Star.
A law to save the little children of this
country from factory work will come up
for passage In this session of congress.
Such a law Is necessary because some
of the cotton mill owners, finding child
labor cheap, are willing to profit by It at
the expense of the lives and happiness ol
children.
Inventors have perfected the cotton
loom so that now It weaves almost auto
matically, requiring Just the touch of a
flnrer now and then to control It; and a
child can be trained to give that touch.
That explains why so many children
are at work In the cotton mills. The last
census found 11,811 children under 14 years
of ago at work there.
A. Mitchell Palmer, representative from
Pennsylvania, introduced the bill In con
gress to prohibit child labor In any kind
of Attain or factory. Already some of the
mill men are lobbying, not Openly but in
devious ways, against Its passage.
In an article In the last Issue of the
Textile Manufacturers’ Journal, F. G R
Gordon denounces the "agitators” who
are trying to make It appear that many
thousands of children work In the -cotton
mills. He asserts that state laws ade
quately cohtrol the situation, and a fed
eral law 1s not needed.
To offset this sort of a campaign the
national child labor committee has called
a conference of all sympathizers of Its
work to be held In Washington, D. C
January 6-6. Among the speakers will be
Jane Addams, Senator Robert I*. Owen oj
Oklahoma, and Victor Murdock of Kan
sas.
At this conference Lewis W. Hlne, who
was sent by the committee to Investigate
conditions in North Carolina, will report
that although a law of that state forbid!
the employment in a factory of a child un
der 13, he found In the cotton bills of that
state alone upwards of 4,000 children of
and under that age.
The cotton mill men are able to evade
a stato law, but they will not so success
fully violate a federal law. That la why
they oppose the enactment of a feders'
law against child labor.
A R. R. Showing.
The annual report of President H U
Mudge to the stockholders of the Ro'-h
Island railroad contains a chapter entitled
"A Twelve Year Review,” tu which he
says;
It has been estimated that the enforced
reduction In rates and the steady Increases
in wages and taxes would reduce the Roc>«
Island’s net revenue last year on the basis
of the business of 1913 by about *10.000 000
President Mudge’s analysis shows that the
operation of these factors on the basis ol
the 1914 business, cut the Rock Island’s
net revenue over *16,000,000. This tremen
dous shrinkage Is mainly due to six fac
tors, none of which, let It be observed by
critics of our railroads, is subject to the
control of the railroad management
These factors are:
‘T. Arbitrary reductions by state and
federal commissions.
"2. Wage Increases demanded and en
forced by labor unions.
“3. Higher costs of all forms of material
and supplies.
“4. Increased operating expenses made
necessary by state laws. Three hundred
of these laws affecting the Rock Island
system have been enacted In the last nve
years, most of which are political cre
ations, devised to make ‘popularity’ for
politicians.
“o. Increased taxes.
"6. Increased cost of capital.”
The figures on which these conclusions
are based are taken out of the reports re
quired by the Interstate Commerce com
mission.
Swappinq Horses In Mid-stream.
From Collier’s.
Shirt-sleeve diplomacy has a pleasanter
meaning than It once had. Tt has come to
mean the work of men unhampered by
precedent and not afraid to act under lira
—men like Brand Whitlock in Belgium and
Henry Morgenthau In Turkey and Ambas
sador Herrick In Fiance. But the foolish
ness of our partisan diplomacy Is made
clear again when one notes that the third
of these men, who did his country's work
In Paris during the earlier months of the
great war, has now been supplanted. Foi
this change there appears neither reason
nor excuse. Mr. Herrlek may or may no)
be the best man for tho republican nom
ination for president In 1916. He has al
all events renewed the tradition of cour
age and of service made by our mlnlstet
to France In tho stormy years, 18T0-1 whec
a Yankee from Galena. 111., Ellhu Benia
min Washburne, undismayed by siege
guns, slow starvation, and street fighting
stuck to his post till he was the only mem
ber of the diplomatic corps remaining in
Paris—the first to offer recognition to the
new French repuUlc. Washburne re*
malned at Paris ssn&merlcan minister till
1877, when he voluntarily resigned Her
rick Is forced out Just when his prestige
Is at its highest. We like to recall (ha
brave saying attributed to Mr. Herrick
on his being rather narrowly missed by a
German airman's bomb: “There are times
when a man Is worth more to the cause
of humanity dead than alive." That was
Ohio talking.
Effeminate.
Gabe—Why do you say he is effem
inate? He doesn’t act that way.
Steve—He always wants the last
ivord.
Transient# All.
Mrs. Exe-—How many servants do
you keep?
Mrs. Wye—None. My record for
the year, so far, Is twenty-two I didn’t
keep.
Clean Haul.
“A shrewd rascal skipped town the
other day, after being in society here
: for several years.”
“I think I understand his method.”
“Yes?”
“He got into society for the purpose
of going through It.”
A Surprise.
Old Maid (who during a short trip
had to put her pug dog in board at a
neighbor’s family)—Well, children
have you always been kind to my
pet?
Chorus—Yes.
Little Carl (blurting out)—And he
can swim, now, too!—Fliegende Blaet
1 ter.
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worn-out, you have further proof.
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“Harry, I am beginning to believe
the baby looks like you.”
“Are you, dear?”
“Yes, I notice it more and more
every day. I’m so glad.”
"Do you really want him to look like
me?’”
“Of course I do. I’ve been sorry
ever since we had him christened that
we didn’t give him your name.”
“Sweetheart, you don’t know how
happy you make me by saying that.”
“And, Harry, dear—I found the love
liest hat today. I don’t believe I ever
saw anything that was so becoming to
me. It’s $25. Do you think I ought to
pay that much for a hat?”—Chicago
Ilwrald.
A man may be justified in thinking
his wife silly—considering the kind of
man she married.
The Real Thing.
Little Lemuel—Say, paw, vthal to
persistency?
Paw—Persistency, my son, is tba
trait a woman develops when she Oh
tempts to remove a wrinkle.
Put to the Test.
His Daughter's Beau—Yes, I'm s to
cialist. I believe that those who o*K
the benefit from the labor should tto
made to perform the labor.
The Old Man—Fine! You might Ito
gin by setting up the parlor stove tor
the winter.—Town Topics.
Fewer young men would sow their
wild oats if they should first stay to
look for a needle in a haystack.
Many a man has been carried aodaf
by the sheer weight of his own dto
nity.
Rheumatism Sprains j
Lumbago Sciatica
Why grin and bear all these ills when Sloan’s
Liniment kills pain ?
" I have used your Liniment and can
Bay it is fine. I have used it for sore
i ; throat, strained shoulder, and it acted
3 like a charm.”—AUen Dunn, Route 1%
% Box 88, Pine Valley, Miss.
"lama painter and paperhanger by
|i trade, consequently up and down lad
K ders. About two years ago pay left knee
became lame and sore. It pained me at
, nights at time3 till I could not rest, and
I was contemplating giving up my trade
; I on account of it when I chanced to think
of Sloan’s Liniment. I had never tried
it before, and I am glad to state that
less than one 25c. bottle fixed me up
apparently as good as ever.”—Charles C.
■, Campbell, Florence, Texas. ;>>;
SLOANS
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% Send four cents in stamps for a free TRIAL BOTTLE. g
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