HHM By WALDO PON DRAY WARREN. Gratitude is a word that comprehends the happiness of the human race. It turns the heart toward the Fountain of all good and so makes possible a greater receptivity and a greater joy. Without it even glories of heaven could not confer happiness, and all the sweet ameni ties of life would fail. With it the • humblest home may be blest with angel visits, and one step upward from the depths of grief may he fraught with a new-found joy. But shall we be grateful for the mere incidents of life and forget to he supremely grateful for life it self? We murmur so much at the conditions of life, and as a reluctant concession we admit that this is bet ter than that, and so we express our feeble thanks—praising the beauty of a single leaf while murmuring at the tree that bore it. Are you truly grateful for life? Are you glad that you were born? Do you accept your life from the hand of Hod as His richest gift— the containant of all other possible blessings? . “ 9 Life is a wonderful gift—the most wonderful and the most blessed gift that the Infinite God could plan for the objects of His love. We have hardly begun to learn how great it is, how great it can be. Beginning at birth, and through childhood, youth and age, it stretches out into the realms of Eternity—ever growing vaster and yet more vast in its approximation of limitless possibilities. If you had not been born you would never have known life—the sum of all blessings. Are you glad that you were born? The unqualified acceptance of life, with all its mystery and pain, all its labor and weariness, and vet with all its sweetness and joy, and all its latent potentiality—that is and forever must be the basis of true Gratitude, the one great theme for thanks. Unless you are grate ful for life itself you cannot be truly glad for anything that life contains. But being grateful for life itself adds a tinge of celestial glory to every simple blessing and makes Today akin to the vast Forever. ___ j ■ — +♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ »»44 4- 4 4^ THANKSGIVING THOUGHTS. 4 For the days when nothing happens, For the cares that leave no trace. For the love of little children. For each sunny dwelling-place. For the altars of our fathers And the closets where we pray. Take, Oh, gracious God and Father, Praises this Thanksgiving day. For our harvests safe lngathered. For our golden stare of wheat, For the cornlanda and the vine-lands. For the flowers up-sprlng sweet, For our coasts from war protected, For each Inlet, river, bay, By Thy bounty, full and flowing. Take our praise this Joyful day. Thousands of yean ago a leaf fell on the soft clay, and seemed to be lost. But last summer a genologlst In his ramb llngs broke off a piece of rock with his hammer, and there lay the image of the leaf, with every line and every vein and all the delicate tracery preserved In the ■tone through those centuries. So the words we speak and the things we do to day may seem to be lost, but In the great Anal revealing the smallest of them will appear.—James Russell Lowell. Autumn. The year's last, loveliest smile— Thou comest to fill with hope the human heart And strengthen It to bear the storms awhile Till Winter days depart. —John Howard Bryant. I trust In Nature for the stable laws Of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant And autumn garner to the end of time. —Robert Browning. DRUSILLA’S THANKSGIVING. By Kato Cloves. (Copyright, 1313, by the McClure News paper Syndicate.) It was the day before Thanksgiving that Drusilla Orde made up her mind to throw up her position in Hannan’s department store and go back to Laurelton. For 15 years she had stood behind the glove counter in the big store and fitted gloves on all sorts and shapes of hands. *'I hate it; I hate it; I hate it!" she had cried to herself for five years; that was the last five years of her service there. After the novelty of being a wage earner In a large city had worn off. Now she de tested the tiny third floor room, which was all she could afford even after 10 years’ work; she hated the smell of toast made over a gas Jet; the odor of coffee was detestable when it clung about the little space in which she slept and ate two meals each day. For the first five years she had been able to send money down to her parents in Laurelton—a tiny sum each week, but enough to help. Then they had died and the place had been sold and Drusilla had never gone back. The little money from the place was hoarded In the bank. But now It was the day before Thanks giving and all the store clerks had been full of holiday plans. Many were going to spend the day in their homes among their own people, and poor Drusilla grew more homesick as the hours flew past. She had few friends in the city and no one had invited her to dinner. At the lunch hour she went to the bank and drew out almost all her money, then she went to her little room and packed her trunk and sent it to the railroad sta tion. Then she went back to the store and gave up her position. When she was on the train she strained her eager eyes for the first glimpse of the familiar moun tain that overshadowed Laurelton. The shabby old coaches were familiar enough, and the face of the elderly conductor who took her ticket was that of an old ac quaintance. "How do you do, Mr. Bemis?" she tysked Joyfully. "Rrusllly Orde! Good Lord, girl, I ain’t seen you In years! Well," he said "you ain’t grown any younger!" Drusilla tucked her graying hair be hind her pink ears. "And you haven’t got any more manners, Dan Bemis," she retorted. Dan chuckled. "Your tongue’s as sharp as ever, Drusllly! Well, where you going to stop—at your Aunt Lucetty’s?” "I guess so," said Drusilla. "You must come and see us. Flora’ll be pleased to meet you again,” and Mr. Bemis went on to collect other tickets. And to each passenger he imparted the Information that Drusilla Orde was in the front seat there and that she was going to stay in Laurelton all winter. 8o it was that when Drusilla arrived at Daurelton In the early November twilight ahe found many pleasant greetings from people whom she scarcely knew. Warmed oy these cheery greetings, Drusilla walked on down the familiar road that led to the village. The air was crisp and cold and the smell of the pines was invigorating to her lungs stifled by the close air of the city. As she walked the years seemed to fall from Drusilla, until, when she reached the village street she was quite 20 again, in spite of the gray threads in her brown hair. She passed the Methodist church, the moving picture theater, which was a glit tering innovation, the meat market, the jpostofflee, and came suddenly upon Sam TThome's drug store. The red and green lights confronted her f BE THANKFUL FOR These to he thankful for; a friend, A work to do, a way to wend. And these In which to take delight: The wind that turns the poplars white, Wonder and gleam of common things— Sunlight upon a eea gull's wings. Odors of earth and dew-drenched lawns. The pageantry of darks and dawns; Blue vistas of a city street At twilight; music; passing feet: The thrill of Spring, half joy, half pain, The deep voice of the Autumn rain— Shall we not be content with these Imperishable mysteries. And, Jocund-hearted, take our share Of Joy and pain, and find life fair? Wayfarers on a road where we Set forth each day right valiantly; Expectant, dauntless, blithe, con tent To make the Great Experiment. ^ —Constance D'Arcy Mackay^^ like the eyes of some dragon-ltke, un pleasant memory. Drusllla had entirely forgotten Sam Thorne—and It had been her quarrel with Sam Thorne which had been the cause of her leaving Eaurelton. She hurried past the brightly lighted doorway, but paused near the window, where she caught a glimpse of a young man In a white coat dispensing Ice cream soda to a group of laughing girls. At first she thought it was Sam Thorne him self until she recollected that Sam must be stout and rather bald by this time. Her cheeks were burning as she hast ened on with this old memory tugging at her heart. Drusllla’s Aunt lametta Mills lived In a little white house beyond the school house and Drusllla’s old home had been a few hundred yards further on. She turned In at the little white gate which seemed smaller than ever to her eyes and felt a sudden depression as she noted that the house was dark. Her repeated knocks at the side door brought a neighbor from an adjoining house. "Lucetty Mills has gone over to Rooky brook to her daughter's.” said the wom an peering curiously at the dark form on the porch. "Who he It?" “Thank vou," said Drusllla stiffly, and she waited until the woman had gone back Into her own house before ohe went away. Her heart heat rebellious!/ as she realized that there was only one thing to do now. That was to go to the hotel and stav until Aunt Dueetta came home. She would spend Thanksgiving alone after all. Now she was at the gate of her old home. She leaned against It and stared at the transformation that had taken place In the old house. The outlines were the same but some skillful hand had re built. preserved, and Improved until the house looked as It must have looked that day when Drusllla's father brought her mother there a bride. Drusllla wondered who had bought the old place—Aunt lametta had never told her In those gossipy monthly letters. She bowed her head on the gatepost and list ened to the wind blowing through the trees, with hopeless longing In her heart. How easily, carelessly, one parted with happiness. Drusllla never heard a step on the path nor a voice that addressed her in concerned Inquiry. It was not until firm hands lifted her head and turned her face to the search ing light of the full moon that Drusllla cried out sharply and drew back. “Who Is It?" asked a voice that was vaguely familiar. Drusllla's head drooped wearily. She was very tired and she did not care if folks did hear that she had been found staring wistfully at her old home. “I am Drusllla Orde—I used to live here,” she said. “Drusllla? No!" The man strode for ward. “Drusllla. don't you know me?” he asked tensely. ■'It's—It’s Sam Thorne,” said Drusllla faintly. “What are you doing here? “I live here—I bought the old place, Drusllla—I had a silly notion that you might come home some day, and If you did I wanted you to find the old place and me waiting for you. Of course I knew you might get married—” he hesi tated. Drusllla laughed softly—such a happy laugh. “Thero Isn't a chance of my getting married, Sam? unless you ask me,” she said bravely. “Do you mean It, Drusllla?" he demand ed eagerly. "I've been waiting all these years—and it's been hard—and If you do mean It, dear, we can go over to the min ister's and be married tonight. You can spend Thanksgiving In your own home." “Let us w», Sara—to the minister's,” said Drusllla. •t. --- ♦ -- The Pounder of Cold Storage. From the Dally Oklahoman. The death of Charles Telllcr presents a lamentable example of the failure of an Important Inventor to secure for himself even a tithe of the benefits and profits which he bestowed upon the world. He died at the age of 86, In actual destitution, after years of neglect and dependence up on charity, says the New York Tribune. Yet he was the founder of one of the most Important factors In the trade and •6 ♦ THANKSGIVING THOUGHTS. ♦ The Rapture of the Year. While the skies glint bright with bluest „ llffht Through clouds that race o’er field and town, And leaves go dancing left and right, A™* orchard apples tumble down; While school girls sweet, in lane or street. Lean ’gainst the wind and feel and hear Its glad heart like a lover’s beat— So reigns the rapture of the year. Then ho! and hey! and whoop-hooray! Though winter clouds be looming, Remember a November day Is merrier than mildest May With all her blossoms blooming. While birds in scattered flight are blown Aloft and lost In dusky mist, And truant boys scud home alone ’Neath skies of gold and amethyst: While twilight falls, and Echo calls Across the haunted atmosphere, With low, sweet laughs at intervals— So reigns the rapture of the year. Then ho! and hey! and whoop hooray! Though winter clouds be looming, Remember a November day Is merrier than mildest May With all her blossoms blooming. -Riley. Harvest. And now with autumn’s moonlit eves Its harvest-time has come; We pluck away the frosted leaves. And bear the treasure home. Then let the good old crop adorn The hills our fathers trod; Still let us, for His golden corn, Send up our thanks to God. —John Greenleaf Whittier. industry of the world namely, artificial refrigeration as applied to transportation, storage and manufactures. It was nearly 40 years ago that the first cargo of frozen meat wras shipped across the ocean in a vessel equipped with cold storage com partments according to his design. To day the values of such shipments amount to hundreds of millions of dollars every year. It was also largely from Mr. Tellier’s initiative that there was developed other applications of refrigeration, such as cold storage warehouses, ice making, the arti ficial cooling of hotels and theaters, the cooling and storing of beer and milk, cool ing processes In steel manufacture and in the sinking of mine shafts, artificial ice skating rinks and many others. As late as last year a new desiccating process in vented by him at the age of 84 was put In to practice by a large corporation. ' His case provides a striking contrast to those of some Inventors who so enrich themselves through close monopolies of their w'orks as to provoke demands for the abolition of the patent laws. ♦ TWO STORIES OF X ♦ ROBERT E. LEE ♦ From the New York Evening Post. Robert E. Lee’s aversion to hero wor ship was crossed more than once, but upon one occasion his humor came to his rescue. It was in the summer of 1867, which Lee was spending at White Sulphur Springs, Va. Two Englishmen and their families, attracted by the presence of the ex-confederate general, went to the springs, made his acquaintance and man aged to be with him on his walks. One day he was asked by Mrs. Ransome, whose husband, one of Lee’s staff, tells the story In the South Atlantic Quarterly, if his new friends were not a trouble to him. “Yes,” was his reply; “they trouble me a little, but I think I get even with them. When they join me in my walks I always take them down to the springs and make them drink the water. They are too po lite to refuse, and I fill them, up with that nauseous water, and thus have my re venge. An incident more in consonance with hi® reputation for kindliness has to do with a northerner. A union man from West Vir ginia came to the springs, bringing hi® daughter, a handsome, splendidly gowned young woman. But the other women would have nothing to do with the child of one who had fought against the south, and their example was enough to Isolate the girl completely. One evening, when everybody was In the ballroom, Lee passed through one of the parlors and saw the ostracized girl reading. He Introduced himself and Invited her to go to the ball with him. They entered the room In time to Join the grand promenade which pre ceded the dancing. When this part of the affair was over and Lee had led the girl to a seat, there was a general demand for introductions, and—so runs the veracious chronicle—the daughter of the despised northerner actu ally became the belle of the season. Inconsistency. From the National Monthly. "Wimmen certainly ain’t got no consistency.” “What’s the matter, John?” “Me wife chased me out wid a rollin' pin this morning and then cried be cause I left home without kissing her goodby.” Igl MEANS BAD =3 LOCK BEWRE = the end or =Kj»EL MONTH! A THANKSGIVING STORY. (Copyright. 1913, by the McClure News paper Syndicate.) Jack was a little yellow dog. His little muster, Robbie Barnes, found him when he was a puppy In a lot where some bad boys were tormenting him. These bad boys had poor little Jack in a box too deep for him to Jump out of and were throwing sticks and stones to make him bark. He was very much frightened when Robbie rescued him and he nestled close Inside Robbie’s coat and heard him say to the boys; “You fellers ought to be ashamed of yourselves plaguing a little puppy. I wish he was big enough to bite you.” Now Robbie’s mother was very poor, and his father was dead, so that when Jack was brought Into the family Rob bie’s mother saw only one more to feed. "You will have to give him away," she said. "We do not have enough for ourselves, and then you will have to pay the license, too; you cannot keep him.” But Robbie overcame all obstacles; he worked and paid the Mcense, and In time every one was so fond of Jack that he seemed like one of the family. One day, not long before Thanksgiv ing, Robbie’s mother said: "We will have to do without turkey this year; there have been so many ways for the money to go that we shall be lucky to have a root over our heads.” Even the money Robbie earned had to go for shoes for himself and his little sister, so there was to be no Thanksgiving dinner. Robbie did not care for himself, but when he saw the tears In his sister’s eyes and in the still night heard his mother crying as she prayed that her , little family should be cared for, he felt sure it was going without the Thanksgiving dinner that made her cry. Robbie thought and thought, but there was no way he could think of what would get the dinner. Yes, there was one; it made him feel sick to think about It. In the room at school with Robbie was a boy named Frank Reed. Frank’s father was a wealthy man and Frank , had everything that he wanted. All but one thing, and that was Jack. Jack could do all sorts of tricks and his devotion to Robbie and his will ingness to obey him made all the boys ' envious. Of course, Frank could have had a dog worth much more than Jack, but he wanted Jack because he could do tricks. "I’ll give you $5 for him," Frank said one day after he had watched Jack perform his tricks. Five dollars seemed a fortune to 1 Robbie, but he did not hesitate. "No,” he said, ”1 won’t sell him no matter how much you otter." “I don’t blame you,” replied Frank, 1 “but if ever you do want to sell him let me have him.” As Robbie lay there in the dark thinking of a way to get the Thanks giving dinner, he remember Frank’s offer. He put it out of his mind, but ! it would come back, and by morning i he had made up his mind to part with All traces of tears which he had shed were wiped away, and he gave Jack a good breakfast and had him do all his tricks. Jack seemed to know something bothered his little master and after each trick would jump up and lick Ids face and put his paws on Robbie’s shoulder, as though to tell him how much he loved him. Robbie choked back the tears and put on his cap. ‘'Come on, Jack." lie called. Frank was only too glad to give the $5, but Jack whined and cried when he found that he was not to go with Robbie. "Keep him in for a day or two,” he told Frank; “he will run away If you don’t.” Poor Robbie, he ran as fast as he could to get out of reach of Jack’s cries and his eyes were wet when he reached the market. “Where did you get this turkey and vegetables?” asked his mother when she saw the basket Robbie brought home. ”1 sold Jack to Frank Reed," said Robbie, turning away; "he wanted him and he can give Jack a better home than we can, so I let him have him.” "You sold Jack?" she asked. "You go and get him this minute and take this dinner hack ” "I can’t do that," said Robbie. "I sold Jack and that Is ull there is to It.” Thanksgiving day, when the steam ing turkey and fixings were put on the table, Robbie's sister and mother were the ones who seemed to enjoy it. Rob bie did not; every piece of turkey seemed to choke him; he could only think of Jack. “Someone is at the door," said Rob bie's mother, ”1 heard It rattle." Robbie opened it and in bounded Jack. He barked and Jumped up to Robbie as though to say; "X got here in time for Thanksgiving dinner, didn’t I?" The dinner was forgotten, and Rob bie's sister and mother gathered around Jack, as pleased us he was to see them. When they sat down at the table sxain Jack v ~« tn his accustomed ♦♦•++++ ♦> ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ t THANKSGIVING. X +■++++4+++++ ♦ » »-f 4-f-f 4 Lord, Thou hast given me a cell, Wherein to dwell; A little house, whoBe humble roof Is weather proof; Under the sparres of which I lie Both soft and drle: SVhere Thou, my chamber for to ward. Hast set a guard Df harmless thoughts, to watch and keep Me, while I sleep. Low Is my porch, as Is my fate. Both void of state; And yet the threshold of my doore Is worne by th‘ poore, Who thither come, and freely get Good words or meat. Like as my parlour, so my hall And kltchln’s small: A little butterle, and therein A little byn, Which keeps my little loafe of bread Uncblpt, uriflead; Some brittle sticks of thome or briar Make me a fire. Close by whose living coale I sit. And glow like It. Lord, I confess, too, when 1 dine. The pulse is Thine, And all those other bits that bee There placed by Thee; The worts, the purslaln, and tho messe Of water cresso Which of Thy kindnesses Thou has sent; And my content Makes those, and my beloved beet To be more sweet. Tls Thou that orownest my glittering hearth With gulltlesse mlrthe. And glvest me wassaile bowls to drink. Spic'd to tho brink. Lord, ’tls Thy plenty-dropping hand That solles my land. And glv’st me, for my bushell sowne. Twice ten for one; rhou mak'st my teeming hen to lay Her egg each day; 3esldes my healthful ewes to hear Me twins each yeare; rhe while the conduits of my klne Run creame for wine: All these, and better Thou dost send Me, to this end, rhat I should render, for my part, A thankful heart; Which, fir’d with Incense, I resigns As wholly Thine; 3ut the acceptance, that must be, O Lord, by Thee. —Herrick. dace beside Robbie’s chair, and from line to time he ate of the dinner which le unconsciously had provided. When the dinner was over Robbie ook his cap and called to Jack, but lack seemed to know what was to mppen, and he crawled under the stove ind refused to move. Poor Robbie could not keep the tears jack this time, but he took Jack in lia arms and started tor Frank’s. Robbie’s tears fell fast on Jack's ittle head as he walked along, fo> lack kept his face close to Ills little naster's, as though to plead with him lot to leave him. “Here's Jack,” said Robbie as Frank ipened the door in answer to his ring "I thought he would go to you,” said •'rank. “He ran out this morning vhen the maid wasn’t looking. Hut It a no use, Rob; he won’* do a thing for ne, and he won’t eat, either. Father lays ho will die If I keep him, so I ;uess you had better take him back " "But 1 can’t,” said Robbie. “I have ipent tho money; I bought our Thanks giving dinner with It.” Robbie's face was very red as he Inished his confession and he looked tway from Frank. But Frank put his land on Robbie’s shoulder. "You’re a irlck, Rob,” he said. “I want to say iomething, but I don’t know how you ,vlll take it; that J5 belonged to me AGNES’ THANKSGIVING DINNER (Copyright, 1913. by the McClure News paper Syndicate.) One day belore Thanksgiving a group of little girls were talking of the good things they expected to have for dinner on that day. “Oh! I just love Thanksgiving,” said Nellie Carroll; “we always go to the home of one grandfather one year and the next year to the other. They live in the country and we have dinner In a long diningroom. A grandfather sits at each end of the table, and a big turkey is put in front of each and then they try to see who can serve his turkey first. We all laugh and have a jolly time.” “1 like Thanksgiving, too,” said Jennie Smith. "We visit all day. Every body comes to our house In the morning for a late breakfast and then we all go to my aunt's tor lunch, but the dinner at grandfather’s at night Is the best of all. In the center of the table there is a big pumpkin with the center scooped out. and that Is filled with apples, oranges, bananas and grapes.” “Does that stand right on the clean tablecloth?” asked one little girl. “Of course, silly,” answered Jennie: “the pumpkin Is clean. And then.” she continued, “there are small baskets with yellow ribbon bows on the handles and they have lace paper In them and are filled with broken candy. And there are little round brown buskets filled with nuts and a nut pick on each. These baskets ere scattered over the table and they do look bo pretty on the white cloth.” ‘'But where do you put the turkey?” asked one girl. “Oh. we have two big ones. They are brought to the table ao everyone can see them and then put on the nerving table, but you can see them all the time.” Another little girl said she went to her grandmother’s In the country and they had a big turkey on the table and a big dish of cranberry sauce and such pumpkin pies you never saw, and then they had a huge plum pudding and set It on fire. Agnes Walton listened to all that was said. Her mother was a widow and took In sewing and Agnes did not ex pect a real Thanksgiving dinner. “What are you going to have Thanks giving, Agnes?” asked Nellie Carrol. “I do not know,” Agnes answered. “Of course you will have turkey; everybody does,” said Jennie Smith. The bell rang Just then and the con versation ended. After school Neills Carrol asked Jennie Smith to walk home with her. "X have been thinking” she said “that Agnes will not have a turkey for Thanksgiving, for her mother is poor. Do you think your father would give some money? I will ask mine and then we can take all the money we have of our own and buy a dinner for Agnes and her mother?” "I will ask.” said Jennie. “Our fa thers do i.oi have to buy turkey for Thanksgiving: they ought to help us." The morning before Thanksgiving Jennie and Nellie, accompanied by a colored bov with a basket, went to market. They bought the turkey first and then the fixings. Indeed, they add ed so much that the boy protested. “'Deed, Miss Nellie.” he said, “I Just can’t git no mo’ in dls yere basket." "Take out the turkey and carry it." commanded Miss Nellie. "We are go ing to buy as long as the money lasts." That night, when It was quite dark, two little figures might have been seen with caps drawn over their curls and long coats with collars turned up. fol lowed by a colored boy carrying a bas ket and a bundle. “Put the fixings on the steps.” said Nellie, when they reached Agnes Walton’s house; “and now run,” she told him, “for I just think there are spooks in this street—It Is so dark." The bo? did not stop to be told a second time; he ran. As soon as ha was out of sight Nellie rang Agnes' bell and both girls hid behind the steps of the next house. Agnes opened the door. ‘■Mother.” she called, "here Is a bas ket of vegetables and fruit, and a tur key. too.” Her mother came to the door and the girls heard her say: "Someone has made a mistake.” “But here are our names,” said Ag nes. reading the card: "For Agnes and her mother, from two friends who will nevor tell.’ ” The door was closed and Jennie and Nellie came from behind the steps. “It was Just like hanging a May bas ket," said Nellie. “Yes,” answered Jennie, “only mors fun, because v. e know that Agnes and her mother will have a nice Thanks giving dinner.” “And we will never tell anyone.” said Nellie, and they never did. 1 Statesmanship and Cookery. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer. In this conn try we need rooks more than we need statesmen, says the president of an organization for the cultivation of better household economics. Without pressing the analysis too far. most peo ple will agree with the truth of the observation. The country needs statesmen certainly: It has many of them and many more who pretend they are statesmen and perhaps think they are. One who argues the need of more and better cooks need not decry the, usefulness of public officials of broad abilities and vision. A good cook may make a statesman, but no statesman can return the romDd ment. More men are ruined by bad cook ery than is commonly supposed. Soms have asserted that Inefficient cooking 1* responsible for much of the hard drinking that curses the world. At any rate, a well prepared meal Is an Invitation to a tired man to stay at home In the evening, and the mental picture of a good dlnnea to come Is like a magnet drawing man oi woman pretty straight home after tha day’s work is done. From the beginning cookery has been esteemed above statesmanship, yet tha cook is only now coming to possess her proper estate. In the perhaps not very distant future when suffrage comes to ba generally accepted one may imagine that the woman who stands on a good cookery platform and can make good on her claim of being able to bake toothsome pumpkin plea and roast meat to tempt a laggard appetite will stand an excellent chance of sweeping her district. In that day states manship and cookery Tnay go hand la hand, a winning combination. Soma Smoka. From Popular Magazine. Jess Carmichael was walking down town In New York with his friend. Bob Ginter. Bob was puffing Industriously on a fat dark cigar and had succeeded la consuming about half of It, causing the covering to curl up with the heat. "What in thunder are you smoklngT** asked Carmichael. "A fine cigar," replied Ginter. "Oh!” said Carmichael sadly. **l thought tt was an umbrella.”