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Caldwell, 419 Wash ington St., Monticello, 111. A postal card with your name and address oa it will do. Many a man gets to be conceited by thinking he isn't. When a man begins to abuse his own town it is time for him to move. Great Loss. "Did that speculator lose anything in the financial flurry?" “He lost his head.” Something Like. "Did you ever feel the influence of a starlight night?” "Humph! All moonshine.” Room. "How do you like my new skirt?” asked the sweet young thing. “Isn’t it perfect?” "Well, there isn't much room for Improvement,” replied the grouch. The Use of Words. "Talking about stupid ones, that Smith girl is dumb!” “Yes, you can tell that as soon a» you hear her talk.” Alcoholic Fiction. "That's a corking good story Scrib ble is contributing to Fllmmer’s mag azine." “I should say it's an un-corking good story. The ieuding character Is a dipsomaniac." Easy Winner. Senator Key Pittman was talking in Tonopah about two lobbyists who had quarreled. "But there's no fear," he said, “of their maiming or mutilating each oth er. They are like Bluff and Stuff. “ ‘Who came out ahead,’ a man asked, ‘in that street row between Bluff and Stuff?' “ 'Stuff did,’ was the answer, ‘but he had half a street’s start.’ ” Doesn’t Speak Well of Him. "Why did the last man who roomed hero leave?” asked the would-be lodger. "I told him to go," answered the lundlady. "And 1 don’t want any more roomers like him. He should be liv ing in a pig pen." “Rather careless, eh?” “Careless Is altogether too mild a word, sir. I’m not Ilnicky, because 1 can't afford to be, but I give you my word that 1 never put but one thing in his room that stayed clean.” “What was that?" “His tow'd,*’ A FOOD DRINK Which Brings Daily Enjoyment. A lady doctor writes: , "Though busy hourly with my own affairs, I will not deny myself the pleas | ure of taking a few minutes to tell of my enjoyment daily obtained from my morning cup of Postum. It is a food beverage, not an irritant like coffee. 5 “I began to use Postum 8 years ago, not because I wanted to, but because 1 coffee, which I dearly loved, made my '• nights long, weary periods to be dread ed and unfitting me for business duriug the day. "On advice of a friend, 1 first tried Postum, making it carefully as sug gested on the package. As I had al ways used ‘cream and no sugar.' I mixed my Postum so. It looked good, was clear and fragrant, and it was a pleasure to see the cream color it as my Kentucky friend wanted her cof > fee to look—'like a now saddle.' “Then I tasted it critically, for I had tried many 'substitutes' for coffee. 1 was pleased, yes, satisfied with my Postum in taste and effect, and am yet, i being a constant user of it all these , years. I continually assure my friends and acquaintances that they will like it in place of coffee, and receive benefit from its use. 1 have gained weigh' can sleep and am not nervous." Name given by Postum Co.. Rattle , Creek, Mich. Write for the little book "The Road to Wellville." Postum comes in two forms: j Regular Postum—must be well .. boiled Instant Postum is a soluble powder 3 A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a * cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage In iatantly. Grocers sell both kinds. "There's a reason'1 for Postum. •me MINISTER y POLICE By HENRY MONTJOY _Ogrrigkt. 1»12. Th. Comymy. Synopsis. # "THE MINISTER OF POLICE," by Henry Mountjoy, Is a romance of Paris during the Louis XV reign, a period when Europe was In a condition of foment and unrest; when Voltaire was breakinBf^Id pieces the shackles of religion; when Rousseau at the Cafe de Regenance was preaching the right to think; and when a thousand men, some In the gutter, some near the throne, were prep ing the great explosion of the revolution. , Madame Linden, an Austrian * after completing a simple mission co the French county, lingers on In Paris, enjoy ing the gay life there. De Sartlnes, the minister of police, thinks she has some other motive than pleasure In delaying her departure and surrounds her witn spies to discover, if possible, whether she Is dabbling In state plots. .. „ai Lussac Is a noble of exceptional character of that period. Handsome, witn all the elegance of a man of the court, there Is still about him something tnat stamps him as a man apart, something o the visionary, the enthusiast and the poet, rare In that age of animal lust, cnllung wit and embroidered brutality. He is. in fact, steeped in the philosophy of Rous seau and is trying to put this pmloaopny Into practice through his connection witn a secret society that 1» plotting the down fall of the state. Before he has gone fa enough to incriminate himself he falls in love with the beautiful Austrian, wno persuades him his method of rl*htlng tne wrongs of humanity is impracticable, ana ends by promising to go to Vienna witn her to live. As he leaves her house a fellow con spirator, his chief, joins him, says several of their members are arrested, ana en trusts the secret articles of the association to him. II© then explains *° Hussac that their only hope Is to Intimidate the minister of police. This can be accom plished only by obtaining an Incriminat ing contract signed by the minister of po lice and In the possession and safe keep ing of De Richelieu, De Lussac s cousin. With this contract In their possession they can dictate terms to the minister of po lice, obtain the release of the members already Imprisoned and be safe them selves. Do Lussac goes home, buries the papers he has just received, writes Madame lin den that he Is attempting one last mission for the society, and also writes an asso ciate telling him where the papers may be found In case of his death. Then he enters Richelieu’s home and almost suc ceeds in getting tne document, but is sur prised and leaves it In a drawer which he has unlocked. Before he can make an other attempt he Is arrested and taken to the Bastlle but not before he has told Madame Linden how nearly he succeeded in getting the document. She, realizing how desperate her lover's position Is, vis its Richelieu's home and succeeeds where uua laiicu. Meantime the police have secured strong evidence against her, since De Lussac ad dressed the letter he Intended for his fel low conspirator to her by mistake. This letter the police Intercepted and at once Identified her with the society. However, with a document In her possession, which, If made public, will disgrace the minister of police, she prevents her own arrest by Intimidating the minister of police. De Lussac escapes from the bastlle and goes with her to Vienna where the story leaves them. CHAPTER V—(Continued). Around her neck, beneath her dre^b she was wearing the diamond necklace for which she had paid Boehmer that afternoon. Sho had also paid Behrens for the hats and gowns which were due now to arrive; everything had been paid for, and all her plans were com plete for Immediate departure, and as she sat glancing round her at the room which she was so soon to leave, and which sho would never see again, she reviewed Paris and Its people. Their falsity, and trickery, and coldness, and absolute want of heart; the polished vileness of the court, the brutal misery of the common people, the gliding of the salons and the tilth of the streets all rose up before her, visualized them-1 selves, voiced themselves. She felt as though she were escaping from Gehenna, and a momentary im pulse came on her to send at once for her traveling-carriage and, leaving De Sartines unscathed and her dresses to look after themselves, start at once and put the protecting frontier between herself and these people whom she hated. She had scarcely dismissed this impulse when Rosine appeared at the door. "Madame, Monsieur Behrens has ar rived.” "Show him up,” replied Madame la Baronne, "and have my hats brought here.” Rosine vanished. Madame Linden looked at the clock. It pointed to fifteen minutes past eight. The guests were late, but late ness was a fashionable vice, and she felt no fear of their non-arrival, though slightly disturbed by this want of punctuality In De Sartines. A moment later Behrens, following Rosine through the boudoir, entered, bowing. Rosine carried three hat-boxes one on top of the other, and after Behrens came his assistant carrying three more. The boxes were chocolate-colored and powdered with golden bees. "Madame.” said Behrens, bmvtnv again, as Roslne and the assistant, having deposited their burdens on the floor, left the room, “my compliments.” "And my hats, it seems," replied she with a faint tinge of mockery in the how which she returned him. "Mu foi. Monsieur Behrens, your boxes are so beautiful that one might wear them for hats.” "They are of my own design, Mad ame,” replied the delighted Behrens. "Your own design? Why Monsieur Behrens, it seems to me that had you but devoted yourself to canvas instead of chiffon you might have been Mon sieur Boucher or Monsieur Fragonard.” “Oh, Madame!” cried Behrens, on whom flattery acted as a powerful light, making him blind to ridicule. “Monsieur Fragonard! Where would ho bo without my creations? And Mon sieur Boucher, who dresses the shep herdesses he copies? I, I alone. And do I copy? No, Madame, l create.” At this moment Hostile appeared at the door. * “Madame de Stenlis." Madame de Stenlis, wonderful in a robe of lavender and all her diamonds, entered, bowed to Madame Linden and then to Behrens. "I thought I was early.” said Mad ame de Stenlis, “but I ilnd Monsieur Behrens is before me.” "On the contrary, Madame," replied the baroness, "you are late, and Mon sieur Behrens, l am sure, stands be hind you as a very faithful tradesman, not as a guest. Come, Madame, you are the first critic in Paris. 1 leave for Vi enna in two hours' time, anu 1 am tak ing with me some creations of Monsieur Behren’s which you may like to give your opinion upon. Monsieur Beh rens!" | "Madame?" "Let us seo what those boxes con | tain." I Behrens, pressing his forefinger or his lips, stood for a moment contem plating the boxes, then making up hii mind which of them he should oper first, he produced a hat of lavendei with white ostrich feather plumes. He stood for a moment looking at b and shaking his head. "In this light, Madame, this hat if almost impossible; however, to get the effect of contour—” He "handed it tc her, and she put it on. "Tilted slightly more to the left, Mad ame.” "So?” asked the baroness. "Perfectly,” replied the hat-artist “and with the mouth closed, please It is not a hat of conversation, but de signed for occasions of formality wher the wearer is isolated, as when driv ing alone. Madame de Stenlis will per haps give her opinion?” But before Madame de Stenlis could speak, Iiosine appeared at the door way. “Monsieur de Sartines.” De Sartines had been delayed by ar agent who had stopped his carriage al the gates of Paris and given him the news of De Lussac's escape from the bastile, the loss of the papers of the Society of the Midi, and the fact that Beauregard had been all but slain in a duel with De Lussac. The news was a terrible blow to De Sartines. With the loss of the papers of the Society of the Midi he had now no hold on Madame Linden, and scarcely any on De Lussac. He came to tile house in the Rue Coq Heron without arms, knowing liis antagonist was triply armed, but without the least knowledge of how she was going tc use her power. He entered the arena and found her engaged in trying on a hat! "Ah!" cried Madame de Stenlis as De Sartines bowed to his hostess, "here is a better criticism than mine. De Sartines. your opinion on the confec tion of Monsieur Behrens." Before De Sartines could reply, a sil very laugh sounded from the doorway. They turned: it was Madame d'Har lancourt, who had just entered the room, and who had broken into a laugh before Rosine could announce her. a.xc* tvi, iuuuaieui ut? ociriines, cried the comtesse, almost ignoring her hostess, "you have changed your trade then?" "How so, madame?” "From buying consciences to selling bonnets.” She glanced around at three hats which Behrens had taken from their boxes and deposited, one on the table, one on a settee, and one on a chair, ail waiting to be tried on. "Or are they for exhibition?" “Exhibition," cut in Madame de Sten hs. “Here is one. and it asks your criticism." She indicated the baroness, who, beautiful and statuesque, the highest compliment to Behrens’ art, stood almost heedless of what they were saying, her whole mind engaged in watching Do Sartines and the deep anxiety evident in his face and man ner. “Madame," said Madame d’Harlan court, turning to the baroness and bowing, “my compliments." "And your criticism,” madame,” re plied the other. “Monsieur de Sartines,” said Mad ame d'Harlancourt, “your criticism first.” “It leaves me dumb,” said De Sar tines, looking at the hat. "It has that effect, monsieur; it has that effect,” put in the delighted Behrens, walking round the baroness so as to view her from all sides. “Dumb! yes, it has that effect." "Then I shall always wear it in the presence of fools." laughed she. “Well, Madame d'Harlancourt, now that Mon sieur de Sartines has given his opinion, what have you to say?” "Nothing, madame." "Monsieur Behrens." "Madame?” "You were right.” "In what way, madame?" “It renders them dumb.” De Sartines, sure that ail this was a prelude to tragedy and feeling as a man might feel who is being murdered amid millinery, drew close to the beau tiful and poisonous^tongued creature who was now gazing at herself in the glass, and murmured, "A truce." She turned from him without a word to Behrens, who was offering another hat for inspection; before she could take it, however, Rosine’s voice came from the doorway: "Monsieur de Joyeuse.” "Roslne," said the baroness as she bowed to the newcomer, "has Placide arrived yet from that business on which I sent him?" "Not yet, madame." "Well, inform me when he does. Mon sieur de Joyeuse, 1 am trying on a hat. Your criticism on it, please?" "Madame,’ 'said De Joyeuse gravely “it could not rest there." “And why, monsieur?" “It would be so anxious to get at your face." “Behrens,' 'said madame. removing "Madame?” “My hat has lost Its magic; It nc longer makes them dumb.” Sne glanced at the clock as she spoke; it pointed to a quarter to nine. Th* others, who felt sure that something was going forward behind the scenes that some mystery lay behind this foolery, stood by watching De Sartines and tlie woman who was playing this curious game. She was standing opposite to Behrens who was holding- now in his right hanc a plumed and funeral structure. £ nocturne, to use his own expression in his left hand a delicate creation ii pearl-gray. She seemed undecided as to which she should try on. nor had she mad* up her mind when, like a thunderclai to Do Sartines. came the announce ment Iron) the doorway: ' Monsieui de Maupeou." CHAPTER VI. COMEDY OR TRAGEDY? The vice chancellor, seated in th; guard room of the toll gate beside th* sleeping Galllard. ha.l been released b; a miracle. Monsieur de Beuutrellis the captain of the guards, making * tour of the toll gates of Paris that eve ! ning and going into the guard room tc i sign his report, had instantly recog I nized and released him. Furious, lik* | a hawk held from his prey and sud jdenly set free; sure, now, from ;h trick that had been played him that th game was desperate and that to seiz the man he hated and break him h had only to close his hand, De Mean peou commandeered not only the car riage of Captain Beautrellis, but th services of the captain himself. Grim, yellow, commanding himself t appear calm tke vice chancellor bowe to Madame la Garonne and to the guests. Then he turned slightly, disclosing a form behind him. "Madame, I have taken the liberty of bringing a friend with me,” said De Maupeou. "Monsieur de Beautrellis, of the guards, Madame la Baronne Lin den.” Beautrellis. a magnificent man of the type of Monsieur Beauregard, looked round him, saw De Sartines and bowed. He did not know in the least what was going to happen. De Maupeou had told him something about a con spiracy. If so, where were the con spirators?—for all these people were of the court. He saw Madame de Stenlls, and bowed; he had danced with her only two nights ago. What in the name of wonder was she doing here? He bowed to Madame d’Har lancourt, nodded to De Joyeus.e, and then turned his eyes to his hostess. “Rosine,” said the baroness to the maide, who had not yet left the room, “has Placide returned yet?" "No, madame.” The baroness glanced at the clock; it was after 9. De Maupeou noticed her anxiety and guessed that Placide —whoever he might be—was am ain spring in her design. He forced him self to be patient, and drawing up to Madame de Stenlis began to talk on indifferent topis, while Madame Lin den turned her attention again to Beh rens. speaking also to Monsieur de Beautrellis and Monsieur de Sartines, who were standing near by. "Gentlemen, you must excuse the presence of so many hats, but a com edy ill-dressed is a comedy ill-acted. Monsieur de Maupeou," raising her voice, "are you a judge of hats?” "No, madame,” replied De Maupeou, breaking off his conversation with Ma dame de Stenlis. "My business in life is to judge men.” "Your business is a tragedy, not a comedy, then. Well, at all events, you can give an opinion of an actress’ qual ification for the tragic role. I told you this morning I was about to stage a little play of mine, and upon my heart, Monsieur de Maupeou, I have not yet fixed in my mind whether it will have a comic of a tragic ending. That sounds as though I were an indefferent playwright. I am, and it seems to me tjiat nowadays it is the indifferent playwrights who please. They study their public, not their art. So do I. Monsieur de Beautrellis, what would you advise as an ending for my little play, comedy or tragedy?” “Oh, ma foil" craied the simple minded Beautrellis, “I prefer to laugh. Comecly, madame, by all means. One leaves the theater with a better taste in the mouth and able to eat one's supper.” “Monsieur de Sartines, what do you say?" "Madame,” said De Sartines, who began to see a gleam of light, “in my mind Monsieur de Beautrellis is right.” He bowed profoundly. "Madame de Stenlis? Madame d'Har laneourt?" "Tragedy!” cried the two women, laughing. The baroness, ignoring De Maupe ou and De Joyeuse, turned to Behrens. “Monsieur Behrens, you who dres£ the actresses of the Comedie Fran caise, give me your opinion. Could I act tragedy under that hat of pearl gray which you are holding for me to try on?” "If madame is desirous of ruining the effect of the hat and the play, why, yes,” replied Behrens. Then, bursting out: “Heavens, madame! no, 1,000 times no! But if madame requires for her play a hat of tragedy—why, here is tragedy itself.” He held up the black hat on the point of his finger, and as he did so a knock came to the door. It opened, disclosing Placide. "Ah, Placide,” said the baroness. “So you have returned. Have you got wiiat I sent you for?” “Yes, madame," replied Placide, pro ducing a paper. “Good,” said the baroness, putting on the gray hat. "Monsieur Behrens, put tragedy away, pack it with the others. I will travel in this. Mon sieur de Sartines, the play of which I spoke to you this morning shall have a happy ending. I retain the manu script, however. Placide, bring me that parcel.” But before Placide could move. De Maupeou, who had been whispering to Monsieur de Beautrellis, took a paper from his pocket and presented it to the baroness. Monsieur de Beautrellis took up his position by the door, and the vice chancellor, calmly walking up to Piacide, took the paper from his hand. Madame Linden glanced at the paper that had been handed to her. De Sar tines. who was by her side, glanced at it too. It was the order of the king. CHAPTER VII. THE GENIUS OF PLACIDE. The whole thing had been done with such beautiful simplicity and absence of fuss that the guests perceived noth ing of the tragedy at the bottom of i/. The woman on whom the tables had been so completely turned stood by the man on whom she had brought de struction, yet neither of them allowed their emotions to be seen. (Continued next week.) Suffrage Reduces Crime. From the San Francisco Call. The extension of suffrage to women has resulted in a reduction of crime. That epitomizes a speech made by Chief of Police Sebastian, of T-os Angeles, before the National Association of Police Chiefs in Washington. Chief Sebastian is an excellent authority upon the practical relfrtiim of women's suffrage to the crime problems of the American city. His is a (irst hand knowl edge based on actual experience. Among the interesting things said by Chief Sebastian was that the enfranchise ment of women had helped to break down a wall of false reticence that had prevent ed public discussion and public under standing of one of the most vital crime problems—the vice question. It has worked and Is working other great good. Every principal city in Cali fornia. if not every city in every suffrage state, has felt the beneficent effects of the enfranchised woman's influence. Her influence is making for new stand ards of governmental efficiency. She has stopped waste. Her votes have given San Francisco and other western cities the right and the opportunity I i enjoy the practical application of modern govern mental ideas. Most of her influence, as suggested by Chief Sebastian. has been exercised through educational channels. And in her home, apart from every civic or political organization, enfranchised woman Is car rying on her greatest educational work. Rv her direct participation and her home discussion of the human interest problems of government, she is unconsciously equip ping her sons and daughters with a prac tical knowledge and an interest In govern mental affairs which are the foundations of good citizenship. Had government and had public officers ] are the penalties of a community's politt I ral ignorance. The enfranchised mother has proved herself to be the nation's best ' ! political educator t«y the work she is do : Ing to train her boys ar.d girls up to a ' majorit> which shall find them something ! 1 more than adults ignorant of. and averse ■ to. the performance of the duties Involved , ! in their citizenship, i She is breaking down the wall of polltl [ cal Ignorance, behind w hich had govern ; inent Is entrenched. ----- , The Wisconsin senate has passed, the 1 eugenics marriage bill. GERMAN HAS UNIQUE SCHEME TO PROTECT WESTERN REPUBLICS Europe Should Have Free Rein Ir South America, He Think*—Would t*l the United Statee Bos* North of Canal. Berlin. Special: A novel Interpret* Hon of how the Monroe doctrlm ihould be applied after the comple tion of the Panama Canal has jusf peen voiced by a German diplomat ot authority and high position. In sub stance it Is to give the United State* full control as far south as the Isth. rnlan waterway, but to let the coun tries of Europe, Including Gffermany, have a free field from Panama to Tierra del Fuego. The high standing of this diplomat may reasonably be expected to influ ence the standpoint of Germany in any future controversy Involving the famous doctrine of American foreign relations; consequently his views are not without a certain Interest. He tvould cut the American continent in iwo at the Panama Canal and allow [o the United States full and free hand as far south as that waterway, out exclude from the sphere of any Washington supervision or control the relations of Germany, and the »ther European powers, with the Itates of South America. He believes Germany should refrain from any ln lereference whatsoever in Mexico, and that the same rule should apply to all the Central American states. This would involve a virtual extension of the southern boundary of the United States to the Canal, so far as the re lations of these states to the Euro pean powers is concerned. This, it will be seen, is the Monroe doctrine for Central America in an even stronger from than is at present enforced. But the European states must and ihould, this diplomat believes, be al lowed to settle their controversies with the countries south of this line in their own way and without reference to Washington. The role of the Unit 'd States as guardian and protector to (he whole continent is, he believes, a thing of the past; the South Ameri can states have reached years of dls pretion; they are out of the legitimate sphere of control of the American department of state; the countries of Europe are entitled to insist on a free hand in their relations with them. CURVE PITCHING. From the Indianapolis News. The papers a few days ago Informed us that the first curved ball was pitched by Arthur Cummings in 1876. Cum mings was a great pitcher, but it would be difficult to prove that he was the author of the curve. The truth is that many men had pitched this style of ball prior to 1876. It is probable that numerous pitchers had put “stuff’’ on the ball without realizing that they were doing so. Indeed, it is not easy to pitch or throw a ball without curv ing it. Certain it is that the curve became general as soon as the pitcher was relieved from the necessity of de livering the ball with his arm below the waist line. The Important thing about the curve, however, was the conscious control of It. When men knew that they were throwing it the development of its pos sibilities began. Possibly Cummings may have been the first to realize that he was throwing curves. Yet who can say? The first man to demonstrate the curve to the Skeptical scientists Was, we believe, Charlie Mitchell, of the Cincinnati Red Stockings. After he had pitched a ball round a fence erected between him and his catcher the scientists were forced to surrender. After the fact was proved then they set out to explain it—to explain what they had previously said was impossi ble. Possibly Mitchell’s claim is at least as good as that of Cummings. Times Hard in Canada. From the Odebolt, la., Chronicle. After a visit to Winnipeg and other points in Canada Willard H. Bowker writes the Chronicle regarding conditions there. His letter was prompted by a short item appearing in this paper some weeks ago relative to a money stringency there Writing from Minneapolis, where he is now employed, under date of September 12. Mr. Bowker says: “I was Interested in, but skeptical about an Item appearing several weeks ago In the Chronicle telling a little about the financial stringency existing in Canada. A few weeks spent there convinced me that you had barely hinted at the facts. Money is hard to secure, even on first mortgages on real estate at 12 per cent. There seems to be plenty of money in Canada, but it is being held tight for the present, while tho people “cuss" the Balkan wars and Amer ican tariff. The direct result is the tying up of building operations and the conse quent throwing out of work of many men. Idle buildings under construction and large crowds before the various labor agencies bear emphatic testimony of this. "Naturally there is wide speculation as. fn milmlnotlnn rtf ike mono.r market. Real estate men, always opti mistic from necessity, are ready to as sure all that the moving of the good crop of wheat will remedy all troubles. But most others (there are only slightly more than 600 real estate firms in Winni peg alone) say that It will be spring before business returns to normal, and thi* seems very probable. “One of the interesting impressions I received while in Winnipeg was that of the attitude of Britishers towards th*> United States. Two ‘old countrymen’ es pecially, a Londoner, the other a Scotch artist from the University of Glas gow, showed what seems to be Indicative of the feeling of many of their country men. They could not or would not con cede a single redeeming feature to either the United States or Canada. The Scotch man in particular knew of all the politi cal corruption, petty graft and trust mo nopolies existing in America, but could see not one Inch beyond Ihe evils. He really made me wonder if our politics do not need a little renovating. But all that I conceded to him was that they had It ‘all over us’ in Great Britain In one thing, conceit, and then proceeded to fight a few battles of the revolution all over again. As to Sunday Baseball. From the St. Louis Republic. The pastors of the Methodist Episcopal church, south, representing the St. Louis churches of that faith, passed a resolution ob Monday condemning Sunday baseball. The Republic begs to suggest to these gentlemen that they are attacking this problem at the wrong end. We are not discussing theories for the moment, only tactic^ and l-esults. These paBtors want to pift an end to Sunday baseball. Why don’t they agitate for a Saturday half holiday in the industrial world? This solu tion of tho difficulty has worked well in other countries. If there Is anywhere a nation that can afford to give its workers a respite from the grind of toil at the end of the week, it is this, the richest country in the world. People’s bodies have rights In this world as well as their souls. Is society properly respecting the physical rights of the young workingman who labors 60 hours a week in the shop If it denies him all oppor tunity for games that fill the lungs with fresh air and the soul with the Joy of healthy play? And if society has Ignored this fundamental right, ought not th* church to assert It In no uncertain voice! Ought not it to stand for Saturday base* hall lust as vigorously v* It stands agaliug Banc ay baseball? If not, why nott