| THE HEART OF A WOMAN iBY BARONESS ORCZY. Author of “The Scarlet Pimpernel,” “Pettlooat Ruio,” Etc. ■ - — SYNOPSIS. The story opens in Brussels. Louisa Harris, a charming English girl of family, friends and wealth, while absently walk ing along the Boulevard Waterloo in a November rain, runs into a tragedy. A man Is found murdered In a taxi cab; his companion who had left the cab some time before and told the chauffeur to drive to a certain address, has disap peared and is unknown. The scene shifts to London. , Luke de Mountford. Louisa’s affianced, the nephew and heir of the eccentric and wealthy Lord Radcliffe, is in trouble. An alleged direct heir, the unknown son of another brother, has notified Lord Radcliffe of his claims. The old man, passionately fond of Luke, claims that he has examined the papers and that the claimant is an im postor. Suddenly the alleged Phillip de Mount ford appears in London. After a short in terview with Lord Radcliffe his claims are recognized and he is Installed as heir. Without explanation Luke is practically disowned. Phillip seems to exert unlimit ed Influence over Lord Radcliffe wnicn puzzles his friends and defies investiga tion. Lord Radcliffe will explain to no one. A year has passed since the tragedy in Brussels. Suddenly it is repeated in ev ery detail In London. The victim is rm*: lip de Mountford. Every circumstance ana a very apparent motive points to tne dis placed nephew, Luke, as the murderer, in vain, Louisa, in her ^llnd faith, Jf*®*}. prove Luke innocent. Every investigation brightens the chains of evidence. At tne coroner’s inquest the startling develop ment that the murdered man is not, de Mountford but a common scoundrel de nounced by his father and mother, who Identified the body as their son, only coJP~ plicates the situation. It does not m tne least upset the appalling proofs of LuKe s guilt. A warrant is issued for his arrest but because of his station in life the police secretly warn him to leave the country before the warrant is served. This ne pre Sares to do. Louisa sees him and asas im pointedly for the truth. He con fesses his guilt Here the heart of a woman discerns his lie and the real truth that he is protecting someone else. Immediately she asks ner self—who? and intuitively reasons that Luke’s love for his uncle must be bound up with the solution. In the meantime tne unlce has been stricken and no one per mitted to see him. She demands that she be allowed to talk to him. Her request is denied but she insists, finally the physi cian grants permission. Lord Radcliffe recognizes no one and does not understand what .s said to him. Alone writh him i.or a moment she rehearses the story to him, although he i3 apparently unconscious. At the mention of Luke’s name and the fact that he is accused of the murder Lord Radcliffe shows signs of indulgence. When the physician returns he has spoken and demands that what he has to say be taken down and witnessed. He dictates a statement. The so-called Phil lip de Mountford wrho has been passing as his heir was an imposter. Such a person had at one time existed and began the correspondence more than a year before. Lord Radcliffe met him in Brussels to ex amine the proofs which he found correct. In his indecision between his duty to the real heir and his passionate affection for Luke he invites the real Phillip de Mount ford to ride with him through the streets of Brussels. Suddenly the impulse seizes him to solve the problem then and there— hence, the murder In the taxicab which Louisa had witnessed. CHAPTER XXXIII—(Continued.) This last question came abruptly, in harsh, trenchant tones, altogether dif ferent to those of her smooth contralto voice. He turned ills eyes away from her face, and looked down at his own hands, which were clasped in front of him. "Because,” he replied without the slightst hesitation, “I cannot face what lies before me if I remain.” "Why not?” "For many reasons. There’s Uncle Rad to consider first and foremost, then Edie, and Jim, and Frank.” "What have they to do with it?” “Everything. After the evidence at the inquest today a warrant will be out for my arrest within the next few hours.” "What of it?” “The evidence against me is over whelming. I should be tried, perhaps hanged, for murder, at best sent to pe nal servitude for life. I cannot chance that. I must think of Uncle Rad, of Edie, of Jim and of Frank.” "You have yourself to think of first and foremost." "Well,” he retorted simply, “I have thought of myself, and I do not see how with my own dagger-stick brought up in evidence against me. and my ill feeling toward—toward the dead man eo well known. I can possibly escape condemnation.” He spoke in such even and perfectly natural tones, that just for a moment— it was a mere flash—Louise wondered if he were absolutely sane. It seemed impossible that any man could preserve such calm in face of the most appalling fate that ever threatened human being. She. too, like the indifferent, hide bound official this afternoon was seized with an irrepresslve desire to break through that surface of ice. The outer tovering must be very thin, she thought; her presence must have melted all the coldness that lay immediately below the surface. Without saying an other word, quietly and simply she came down on her knees. Her skirts had not swished as she did so, not a sound from her revealed the movement. When he looked up again, her face was on a level with his, and her eyes—those great luminous eyes that shed no tears at moments such as this—looked straight into his own. "For pity’s sake, Lou,” he said, “don’t make a drivelling coward of me now." And he rose, pushing his chair aside, leaving her there, kneeling beside the desk, humbled and helpless. And he retreated within the shadow of the room. "Luke." she said, imploring him, “you are going to tell me all that troubles you." "Nothing," he replied curtly, "troubles me. You are wasting your sympathy, you know. And I have a train to catch.” "You are not going, Luke?” “Indeed I am.” "You condemn yourself for a crime which you have not committed.” ”I am already as good as condemned. But I do not choose to hang for the murder of the Clapham bricklayer’s eon.” He laughed. It almost sounded like a natural laugh—would have done so, no doubt, to all ears except hers. Then he added dryly: "Such a purposeless crime too. Fancy being hanged for killing Paul Baker." "Luke,” she said simply, “you don't seem to realize how you are hurting me!" One ejaculation. "My God!” escaped him then. He stood quite still, in the shadow, and presently his hand wan dered with the old familiar gesture down the smooth back of his head. She remained on her knees and after ewhile he came back to her, and sat down on the chair beside the desk, his eyes on a level with hers. “Look here, Lou.” he said quietly, “I have, got to go and that’s all about It. I have got to. do you understand? The consequences of this crime can not be faced—not by any one—not by me. There's Uncle Rad to think of first. He Is broken and 111; he has more than one foot In the grave. The trial and the scandal couldn't be kept from him; it would be bound to leak out sooner or later. ' It would be too big a scandal, and It would kill him outright. Then, you see, Lou, It would never do! I should be Earl of Rad clyffe and a felon—It wouldn't do, now would It? Who has ever heard of a peer undergoing a life sentence—or be ing hanged? It wouldn't do—you know It wouldn't do-” He reiterated this several times, with quaint Insistence, as If he were discuss ing with her the possibility or Impos sibility of attending a race meeting, or a ball In Lent, she proving abstlnate. She did not reply, leaving him to ramble on In his somewhat wild speech, hoping that If she let him talk on un interruptedly, he would sooner or later betray something of that enigma which lay hidden behind the wooden mask which he still so persistently wore. "Besides,'' he continued, still argu- j lng, "there’s Frank to think of—the next heir to the title. I believe that people In penal servitude live an un conscionable time—especially If they are wanted to die. Think of poor old Frank waiting to come Into his own— into an old title held by a felon. It Is all much too much of a muddle. Lou. It Is simpler that I should go-" "But," she said, really trying now to speak as simply, as calmly as he did himself, "all these arguments which you are using now, Luke, will equally apply if you make yourself a fugitive from justice.” “Oh, I shouldn’t be that for very long!” he said lightly. "You are thinking of suicide?” “No,” he replied simply, "I am not. Only of the chances of a wandering life.” “You seem to look at every chance, Luke, except one.” "Which one is that." "That though you might be arrested, though you might be accused and even tried for the murder of—of that man— truth might come out, and your In nocence proved.” “That would be Impossible, Lou,” he said quietly. "Why—In heaven's name, Luke!” she exclaimed passionately, "why?" "My dagger stick was found Inside the railings of the park—and the stains on it are Irrefutable proofa” "That’s only circumstantial evidence,” she argued, “you can demolish It, If you choose.” “I cannot," he replied. "I should plead guilty—Mr. Dobson says that If I plead guilty, counsel can plead ex tenuating circumstances—Intense pro vocation and so forth—and I might get a more lenient sentence.” "Luke,” she said, looking him straight in the face, compelling his eyes to meet hers, for in their clear depths she meant to read the truth, to compel the truth at last. He had never lied In his life. If he lied now she would know it, she would read it in his face. "Luke! you are shielding some one by taking the crime on your own shoul ders.” But his eyes remained perfectly clear and steady as they gazed straight Into hers. There was not a shadow In them, not a quiver, as he replied quiet "No, Lou. I am shielding no one.” "It was you who killed that man— Philip de Mountford—or Paul Baker— whoever he may be?” And he answered her firmly, looking steadily into her face; "It was I." She said nothing more then, but rose to her feet, and went quite close up to him. With a gesture that had no thought of passion in it, only sublime, motherly love, she took Luke’s head in both her hands and pressed it to her heart. "My poor old Luke!" she murmured. She smoothed his hair as a mother does to an afflicted child; the motherly instinct was up in arms now, even fighting the womanly, the passionate instinct of a less self less love. She bent down and kissed his forehead. “Luke,” she said gently, "it would do you such a lot of good if you would only let yourself go.” He had contrived to get hold of her hands; those hands which he loved so dearly, with their soft, rose tinted palms and the scent of sweet peas which clung to them. His own hot fingers closed on those small hands. She stood before him, tall, elegant—not beautiful! Louisa Harris had never been beauti ful, nor yet a fairy princess of ro mance—only a commonplace women! A woman of the world, over whose graceful form," her personality even, convention invariably threw her man tle—but a woman for all that—with a passion burning beneath the crust of worldly sang froid—with heart attuned to feel every quiver, every sensation of Joy and of pain. A woman who loved with every fiber in her—who had the supreme gift of merging self in love— of giving all. her soul, her heart, her mind and every thought—a woman who roused every chord of passion in a man’s heart—the woman whom men adore! And now as Luke de Mountford held her hands, and she stood close beside him, her breath coming and going in quick gasps, with the suppressed ex citement of latent self sacrifice, her eyes glowing and tearless, he half slid from the chair on which he was sitting and one knee was on the ground, and his face turned up to hers. He almost smiled as she repeated, with a little sigh; “If you would only let yourself go!” "If I would let myself dwindle down to the level of drivilling fools,” he said. "God knows, Lou, it would be easy enough now, when I hold those lovely little hands of yours, and the scent of sweet peas which comes from your dear self reminds me of summer, of old fashioned gardens of enduring peace. Lou! I dare not even kiss your hands, and yet my whole body aches with the longing to press my lips on them. You see how easily I drift into being a driv elling fool? Would to God I aould lie on the ground here before you and feel the soles of your feet on my neck. How lucky slaves were in olden days, weren’t thev? They could kneel before their mistress and she would place her naked foot upon their necks. I am a drivelling fool, you see—I talk and talk and let the moments slip by—I am go ing, Lou, and this is the vision which I am taking with me, the last impres sion which will dwell in my memory, when memory Itself will seem only a dream. You, Lou, standing Just here, so close to me that your sweet breath fans my cheek, your dear hands in mine, the scent of sweet peas in my nostrils. The light of this lamp throws a golden radiance over you, your lips are quivering—oh! ever so slightly, and your eyes reveal to me the ex quisiteness of your soul. Lou, 1 am a lucky mortal to lave such a vision on w'hich to let my memory dwell!” She listened in silence, enjoying the delight of hearing him unburdening his soul at last. His love for her! _ Never had It seemed so great and so pure, now that he spoke of parting! And there was a quaint Joy in hearing him thus rambling on—he, the reserved man of the world. Convention had so often sealed his lips and restrained his passion when he was wandering hap pily wi»h her on the smooth paths of love. Now Fate had hurled stone upon stone down that path. The way was rugged and difficult, parting too, was close at hand; all the restraint of past months tore at the barrier of conven tion. Luke about to lose the mortal presence of his love, allowed his lips to say that which he had hidden In his heart for so long. The man of the world lost himself in the man who loved. When he had ceased speaking she said, quietly; "You tulk, Luke, as If we were going to part.” "Tonight, Lou. I must catch the night boat to Calais.” “My luggage can be sent on.” she rejoined, simply. *1 am quite ready to start.” "To start?” he repeated, vaguely. "WW, yes, Luke,” she replied with a smile, "if you go tonight or at any time, I go with you.” "You cannot, Lou!” he stammered, almost stupidly, feeling quite bewild ered, for he had been forcibly dragged back from a happy dreamlike state, to one of impossible reality. "Why not?” "You have said it yourself, Lou. I shall be a fugitive from Justice * • • • • a man with whom no decent woman would care to link her fate.” "Let us admit, then,' she said almost gaily, "that I am not a decent woman, for my fate Is irretrievably linked with yours.” "This Is preposterous ••••••• he began. But already she had Interrupted him, speaking quietly In that even, contralto voice of hers which he loved to hear. "Luke," shs suid, “you must try snd understand. You must, because 1 have so fully made up my mind, that nothing that you could say would make me change It, unless you told me that you no longer loved me. And this,” she added *wlth the ghost of a smile, "you cannot now pretend, Luke, after all that you said Just now. It is not that my mind wanted making up. My mind has very little to do with it all. It knows Just as my heart does that I could not now live without you. I'm not talking nonsense, Luke, and I seem to be too old for mere sentimental twaddle! therefore, when I say that I could not now live parted from you, I say It from the innermost conviction of my heart. Sh—sh—dear,” she whis pered. seeing that he wished to inter rupt her, "don't try and say anything Just yet—not Just yet—until I have told you everything. I want you to remember, Luke, that I am no longer very young and that ever since I can remember anything, I have loved you. I must have loved you even though I did not know it. But If you had never spoken of love to me. If you had never written that letter which I received In Brussels, I probably would have been satisfied to go on with my humdrum life to the end of time; who knows? I might have found contentment, If not happiness, by and by with some other man. We women are meant to marry. Men are fond of telling us that our only mission on earth Is to marry. But all this possible quiet content, one let ter has dissipated. I could never be happy now, never, save in continuing to love you. Life to me would be un speakably hideous without you and your love. Therefore, I say, Luke, that you have no longer any right to keep me at arm’s length. You have no right, having once come inti* my life, having once given substance and vitality to my love, to withdraw yourself away from me. Love, dear, Is a bond, a mutual bond, as sacred, as binding as any that are contracted on this earth. You—when you wrote that letter, when you first spoke to me of love — entered into a bond with me. You have no right to force me to break it." The mellow tones of her contralto voice died down in the heavy atmos phere of the room. They echoed and re-echoed in the heart of the man, who was now kneeling before Louisa, as he would before the Madonna, dumb with the intensity of emotion which her sacrifice had brought to an almost maddening pitch. She stood there near him, so devoted, so noble, and so pure, do you wonder or will you smile, when you see him with fair, young head bowed to the ground pressing his lips on the point of her shoe? “Luke! don’t," she cried in passionate sympathy. (Continued Next Week.) HEADLINE ENGLISH. From World’s Work. Apropos of Thomas Hardy's Indict ment of American headlines for having ruined English literature, a writer says: "Headline English, bars, bans, hits, flays, halts, wires, bolts, ousts and does many other like brief and breezy feats, but It does them in season and out of season, grammatically or ungramma tically. 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