BAKING POWDER SEE how mnch better It make* the baking SEE how mnch more uni form in quality SEE how pare—how good SEE how economical—and SEE that yon get Calamet At youm t Chilly. A certain member of a Boston club habitually evinces such a frigid de meanor that many of hlB acquaint ances have facetiously averred that “It gives one a cold to shake hands With him." One evening a group at the club were discussing the disposition of the ■aid member, when a newcomer ven tured this: "Why, gentlemen, I understand that It Is the custom In this club when that chap attends a dinner hero to Ice the claret In order that It may be at the ■ame temperature ns the dining room."—Marper’s Magazine. Financial Cripples. They wore taking the visitor from up-state around Manhattan, showing him the sights. The big automobile rolled past many wonderful buildings, *11 of which the host pointed out with iBome feelings of civic pride. At last they chanced to pass by the Municipal ll/Odging house. "What's that place?” asked the rural visitor. "Oh, that's one of New York’s home for cripples," was the reply. i “What kind of cripples,’’ was asked “Financial," was the reply, as the car sped on.—New York Herald. No End to His Bad Luck. John D. Shoop at an Anti-Cigarette league banquet, explained his feelings In the story of the colored man. "How are you getting along, Lnz «rus?” asked his master. Interestedly. “I gets along poorly." replied Laz arus, who complained of his misfor tune at longth. "Master John, 1 has ■uch bad luck," says he, "that whon l dies and Is laid away In the tomb and the good Lord says to me, ’Lazarus, come forth,’ I know 1 Is sho’ to come fifth.” Sosslp. Polly—Miss Yellowleaf says she al ways tries to get her beauty sleep. Dolly—Well, all I can say Is she must suffer frightfully from Insomnia. —Woman’s Home Companion. NO WORDS WASTED A Swift Transformation Briefly Do scribed. About food, the following brief bu( emphatic letter from a Georgia wom an goes straight to the point and L convincing. "My frequent attacks of Indigestion and palpitation of the heart cul minated In a sudden and desperate ill ness, from which I arose enfeebled In mind and body. The doctor advised me to live on cereals, but none ol them agreed with mo until I tried Grape-Nuts food and Postum. "The more I used of them the more I felt convinced that they were Ju3l what I needed, and in a short time they made a different woman of me My stomach and heart troubles dtsnp peared as If by magic, and my miud was restored and is as clear as it evei was. "I gained flesh and strength so rap Idly that my friends were astonished Postum and Grape-Nuts have benefited me so greatly that I am glad to beat this testimony.” Name given bj Postum Co., Battle Creek. Mich. “There’s a reason," and It is explained In the little book, "The Road to Well Yille,” in Pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A mev ear appears from time to tlaia. The: are (mint, true, and full of bttuiai lateredt. Masters law while TRAMPING WITH PACK Peddler Came to America Ten Years Ago, Utterly Unable to Read or Write. Boston, Mass. Special: Moses H. Bteuer, who 10 years ago could not read or write, has been admitted to the Masachusetts bar. He Is 6G years old. Steuer came to America In 1900 and started as a peddler, carrying a pack through country towns around Boston. He became Involved In a lawsuit, pleaded his own case in his own langu age because ho had no money to hire a lawyer, and his clear and direct argu ments won the case. Inspired by his victory, he studied English, learning to read from sign boards on the country roads as he tramped with Ills pack. Then he went to night law school, earning his way as ho went and reading law books on his peddling travels. He passed his ex aminations with high honors. An Elephant’s Roll. From the New York Herald. The spectacle of an elephant rolling down a precipice head over heels must be a rare and exciting scene. Such a I sight came within the experience of a British officer In India charged with the contract of an establishment which Included the capture and care of ele phants. This officer and a large body of na tive servants were taking a herd of ele phants through the country when they came to the foot of a steep ascent In which was a pass where they could go only In single file and which took much time to get over. The officer saw that they should be kept for hours If this were the only way up, but ho felt sure that the op posite side of the Bpur around which the "nullah” wound must be at least as easy as this; so, leaving his chief assistant and half the following to get up by the first route, he took all the elephants and the rest of the men along the "nullah" and around the spur, where they put the elephants at the sleep ascent; the unloaded ones taking the lead and breaking down the bamboos and the long grass. After a tedious climb under the hot sun the party reached a level saddle on the top at 12 o’clock. At the some time the chief assistant brought up the last of his detachment. The men now preceded the officer along the narrow saddle, while the ele phants rested to cool and feed after their climb, and the officer and his men followed In an hour. The saddle was exceedingly narrow and' obstructed with bamboos and grass. A mishap oc curred In the worst part of the way. One elephant, Bunda, wus leading, the officers beast being second at the time, when a largo portion of earth over which he was passing suddenly gave way and with a bellow of fright the unlucky Bunda slid down some yards and then rolled over and over five distinct times down the steep grass lit 11 and stopped short Just by a deep ravine at the bottom. As Bunda made no sound when he got to the bottom the officer feared that he must be killed. There was a great smashing of pots and pans dur ing his roll, for Bunda carried the na tivo doctor’s efTects, among which were his live stock, consisting of eight ducks. Looking down the long lane of gross the officer was relieved to see Bunda getting to hla feet; his gear was left half way, the girth ropes having brok en. Ills mahout, like many natives when feuddenly confronted by danger or difficulty, had quite lost his senses and now commenced to beat his breast and exclaim that hla elephant was dead. The officer pushed him nsldc, sending him flying down the slippery lane after his elephant, which he nearly reached before he stopped. The officer followed, holding on by the grass, and the two men tried to soothe the unhappy beast. After somo difficulty, Bunda was got on the path again and the party pro ceeded. Three Remarkable Women. In the Woman's Home Companion there Is an article entitled "Three In teresting Women.” Kaoh of these wom en In her distinct Held Is accomplish ing something big and fine. One, Helen M. Gould, has enormous wealth and her cheerful philanthropies have no strings tied to them; another, Kathleen Norris, Is the author of "Mother," one of the year's great Action successes. The third, Minnie Maddern Flske, is both un actress and a manager of great courage and ability. Of Helen Gould the author says In part: "Miss Gould brings gifts, she doesn't Rend them. She loves humanity, not In the abstract .and at a distance, but close at hand. When the firemen of New York voted her their character istic present, a flre-line badge, it was not so much because of general finan cial aid us In recognition of the fact that, at the time of the terrible Wind sor hotel Are, she, first of all the neigh boring residents, threw open her doors and converted her beautiful Fifth ave nue mansion Into an emergency hos pital. When the veterans of the Span ish war gave the inarching salute as they saw her face at her window. It was not by way of acknowledgement of a check of $100,000 to the war depart ment, or of another $05,000 to the Wom an's Relief association, or even of many smaller gifts to save the families of soldters from want, but In recogni tion of personal visits to Camp Wim, and the car loads of fruits and medical supplies that followed them. Admiral Dewey has said, ‘If the men on the American battleships had their way, thore would be a statue of Helen Gould' on every fighting craft that files the Stats and Stripes.’ "Miss Gould Is a small, dark-haired, sweet-faced young woman, addicted to quiet, tailor-made gowns of black or gray. She has an easy, vivacious man ner and a girlish laugh. Is fond of horseback riding—and Is afraid of thunder. She Is rather pleasantly old fashioned. There Is nothing new or startling In her earnest phrase, 'I want to be of use In the world'; but she has at least lived and worked In accordance with that simple ambition, and hns learned for herself that 'The more one tries to help others, the more one loves I to do It.' " I My Guest. A though I had with kindness full. I seat it forth with prayer, To one who sat In sorrow's gloom. Its joys she could not share; * But cast It from her with a sigh; t Still weeping In the gloom. The thought unoarod for lingered by, Then fled that dreury room. It floated In the ambient air, A dream, a quivering spell. 1 An angel met the little thought. r And guided It full well; f To where a poet dreaming sat. He caught the w«nderer fleet. And hound it In a little verse, I A sonnet strong and sweet. And now It wings Its happy way, To many a weary breast; « Who thank the poet for his song, y The thought was but my guest. B — Lillie Barr Munro In March Nautilus. f(. ." AT ODDS WITH £57": THE REGENT I urton Egbert 11 Copyright by -J. B. Uppteoott Company Stevenson -— CHAPTER XXX—(Continued.) T can well believe It,” and (TAncenls smiled. "I was deputed to arrest him, and I found him very harmlessly en gaged In looking over his collection of anuft boxes at flceaux. He was as tounded when I gave him an Intimation of what the duchess had been doing, and was very Indignant that she had caused him to be sent to prison. He was taken to the Chateau du Dourleans stopping at every shrine along the road to pray, for he was firmly convinced that the regent was going to have him killed. The regent has little cause to love him, and will doubtless try to make a case against him." “But he cannot suoceed,” I said, con fidently. "There will a hundred per sons ready to testify In the duke's be half.” "That la all the news,” concluded d’Ancenls. "Paris has been talking of It for a week and the topic Is not yet exhausted. Shall I tell you, my friend, of what they talk most? It Is of your ride, and there are BO pretty women ready to worship you. There has been one In particular who has made It a point to Inquire of me every day how you are getting on.” "And who Is she?” I asked, with leaping heart. D'Ancenls looked down at me quiz zically. "'Tls more serious than I had thought,” he said, laughing. "There will bo many to envy you your good fortune, de Brancas.” "But her name?” I asked again. "What, man,’ cried my tormentor, gayly, "would you have me be Indis creet?” No, no. You must find out the name for yourself. Ask the lady of whom you are thinking and see what she says.” I caught at his hand, but he eluded ho, and laughed merrily as he looked back from the door. “Get well quickly, my frle.nd,” he said. “Do not keep her waiting," and he was gone. But I did not for a moment question the reply my heart had given me, and when Dovau looked In on me again a short time later, he found me looking so contented that he laughed with pleas ure. "In faith, monsieur," he cried, "I be gin to believe that Captain d’Ancenla is a better physician than I. What magic did he use?” I merely smiled. "When can I get out of this 7” I asked. "Oh, we will see about that," he an swered, his professional air back upon him in an instant. "Three or four days will tell the story.” “Three or four days? Nonsense!" I exclaimed. "Why, I am strong enough to get out of bed this moment," and I started us if to rise. "Patience, patience, monsieur,” and Levau held me hack. “Suppose I say tomorrow, provided that you pass a good night and are ns much stronger In the morning ns I expect you to be?" "Agreed, And now cannot I have something to eat? I am marvelously hungry." “As much os you like,” cried Levau, heartily, and ho hurried away to send my supper to me, I did It ample Justice and en joyed It greatly, then lay for a long time thinking over all that d'Ancenis had told me, but more particularly of Louise, and finally dropjied asleep. I felt like a new man the next morning, Save for a little soreness at the back of my head and In my. shoulder, and a slight weakness in my legs when I tried to walk, I was as well as ever. My clothing was brought me, and I walked around the room leaning on Levan's arm. He seemed indefatigable In Ills attentions, and after 10 minutes of this exercise he pronounced himself satltlcd with my condition. Breakfast never tasted better tlian did that one, which I.evau ate with me, and os soon aa I bad swallowed It I was anxious to depart, for Richelieu's danger weighed heavily upon me, and 1 knew not how soon the regent might take action. Car touche’s llight from Paris had cut off all hope of a rescue at the last mo ment, even had the scoundrel been in clined to aid me, which wus now ex ceeding doubtful, and whatever was to bo (lone must be done by me alone. After a little demur Levau consent ed to my departure, provided 1 would take his carriage and not attempt to walk. I agreed, of course, and was surprised when he prepared to accom pany me. "Is it that I am under arrest?” I asked, an explanation for his extreme attentiveness coming to me suddenly. "Not at all, monsieur," he answered, readily. "It is only that I have sworn you shall recover and that my reputa tion Is at stake. I am not going to take any chance of failure.” "I hope that some day I shall be able to repay you for your kindness, monsieur,” l suid, moved by the evi dent sincerity of the man. "At pres ent I am not able to do so, nor to more than thank the nurse to whom you say I owe my life." "Think no more of It, M. de Brancas, I pray you.” bo protested, with his familiar gesture. "Let there be no talk of payment. Indeed, I have already been more than paid by the persons who have token an Interest In your case. "And who were they, monsieur?” I asked, with some surprise. But he merely waved Ills hand again and led me down to the coach, which was waiting. The drive across Paris, the fresh air of the morning, and the sight of the busy city were to me like a tonic, and I felt my strength re turning with every moment. Levau looked at me with evident satsfactlon. "You will do," he said. “With that color In your cheeks I have no longer any fear for the result." We soon reached the Hotel de Richelieu, and the Joy of Jacques, who ran down the steps to welcome me, was touching to see. He would have had me carried Into the house, but I would have none of It, and Insisted on walking In myself. I.evau left me at the door, admonishing me to rest as much as possible fob a day or two, and to summon hint If there were any unfavorable symptoms. Jacques led the way to the room on the first floor where I had often dined. Ho arranged a chair for me, brought me a glass of wine, set a stool under my feet, and would have kissed my hand had I permitted It. i "There, there, Jacques,” I protested, I as he asked me for the 100th time if i there was anything else f.e could do I for me. "I am not going to die, my good friend. In a day or two I shall be well as ever and then we will see what can be done for Richelieu.” | "I knew you would say that mon sieur!” he cried. "I have heard of your wonderful exploit of the other evening. Who In Paris has not heard of It? Nothing seems to stop you, monsieur, w hen once you get started.” I thought to myielf that the walls — ' 1 "..i,—"" ' -rr~**y of the Bastfle were likely to stop me very effectually, but I did not want to damp his confidence, ao I merely smiled, and after a time ho left me alone while he went to give orders for dinner. An hour pasBed, during which he looked In upon me once or twice, and I was dozing before the Are when I heard the door open again. Supposing It to be Jacques I did not turn, but in an Instant I was startled by a hand upon my shoulder. "Richelieu!” I cried, springing from my chair, my weakness vanishing as If by magic, and I canght his hand. But what miracle is this? Have you escaped, men, end In broad daylight? Ycu must not remain here. Come, a horse, and in an hour you will be safe.” "Ah, do not fear, de Brancas!" he exclaimed, bitterly, dropping into a chair as though utterly weary. "T am quite safe. I have no need to leave Paris.” I gazed at him a moment In amazement. Never had I seen that pleasant face so wretched. His hair was disordered, his eyes bloodshot, his clothing disarranged. "What 1b ItY’ I asked, with a sodden fear at my heart, "what has hap pened?" "You do not know, then?” and he turned h!s eyes wren-fly toward me. “On my honor, no." "It was the regent who released me,” and he paused As (me pauses at the brink of a Chasm which must be crowned, "The regent 7” I was too astonished to say more. 'Yes, the regent. But he had his price. It wo* not out of kindness of heart. It was because he know that It was worse than death. Do you know what his prtae was, 4e Brancas? I will tell you. His prloe was his daughter. ! To save me Charlotte has agreed to marry the Due de Modena. The mar- •' rlage takes places tomorrow morning at the Palais Royal, and she sets out ; at once for Italy." CHAPTER XX THE BECHET STAIRCASE. I fall back Into my oh»lr and gazed Rt Richelieu In speechless horror. This was a blow I had not foreseen and which I was totally unprepared to meet. The regent. It seemed, had scored a second time. In faot, he appeared . to hold all the winning cards. “I suspected that Orleans would try a game of this kind," continued the dnke after a moment. "You remember I warned you against It, de Brancas?" "Yes, I remember," I groaned, "and ; yet I did nothing to prevent It.” Richelieu arose quickly and came toward me. "Believe me,” he said, taking my 1 hand, "I am not blaming you In tho loaet, my friend. But you have a band- j age about your head. You have been 1 wounded, then? Forgive me for allow- : lng my own affairs to blind me so." I answered with a pressure of the hand. I 'Yon have not heard?" I asked quickly. “I have heard nothing,” said Riche- i lieu. “They permitted me to receive i no one, to speak to no one. They would not even permit me to wave my hand kerchief to you, as you know. What has happened?" As briefly as I could I told him the story of Madame du Maine's arrest and I repeated what I had already heard from d'Ancenls. "This Is all very well," said Riche- ! lieu, when I had finished, "but you have ! not yet told me how you received your wound, de Brancas. Come, my friend, I suspect another of your dare devil adventures. Tell me about It.” Bo I told him the story of my night ; ride and the rescue of the regent. Rich- I elleu heard me with sparkling eyes. " 'Twns well done." he cried. “By my word, I would I had been there. . You are right, de Brancas, assassina- ' tlon Is something no gentleman can ; countenance. I am surprised that Ma- \ dame du Maine should go so far. She ; must Indeed have been desperate.” He remained silent for some moments, musing deeply. “So the regent was too quick for us and everything Is known —even my treason, for so It must ap- . pear to him. In faith, I do not wonder ! he had sworn to have my head. And yet,” he added, "T would he had taken i It rather than that Charlotte should \ pay this prloe.” "How did you learn of It?” I ques- | tloned. “An hour ago,” said Richelieu, "a guard came to my cell and told me to follow him. I did not doubt that my ! destination was the Place de Qreve, ! but I had found Imprisonment so Irk some that I wna ready to welcome any change, even the block. Besides, I was not sorry to have the opportunity of showing the regent how a gentleman should die. I was taken to the office of Mtlson-Rouge and left there alone with him. He told me that the regent had ordered my release, and when I ! remained too astonished to reply he j handed me a note. " ' 'Tls from the regent,' he said. j "1 opened the note, suspecting some new blow. You may guess my feelings when I saw that It was a command to be present tomorrow morning at the Palais Royal to witness the marrlago by proxy of Charlotte and tho Due do Modena. Across the bottom of the noto was written, ‘the price paid for the head of M. le Due de Rlchelied.’ I tore the note Into a thousand pieces. I told Malson-Rouge that I would not accept the price and commanded him to take me back to my cell. He merely smiled, and said that the price had already been accepted by the regent, since my head belonged no longer to mo but to him, and calling two guards, he had me led to the outer gate, which was closed behind me." “I’ll wager 'twns the first time In the history of the Bastile that a prisoner had to be forced to leave It," I cried. “Come, monsieur, do not despair. The regent has overleaped himself In re leasing s'ou so soon. The price may have been accepted, but It Is not yet paid." "Not yet paid?” "No. And furthermore, it need never be paid if you do not wish it." “You have a plan, then?” cried Richelieu, his face brightening. “Perhaps." “Come, let us have It," and he clasped my hand again. “I should have remembered that I had your clear brain and loyal heart still to rely upon." “Answer me one question, M. le Due," I said. "Suppose the princess and your self wtre In a carriage speeding to wards the frontier. Suppose your flight was not discovered for eight or 10 hours. Do you think you would be safe?” "Safe, de Brancas? Why, man, with one hour's start we should be safe. I have a dozen horses tha like of which are not to be found In France, not even .In the regent's stables." 1 ' ..■".. "And where are these horse* ?" I asked. "In my stables here." "Then, my dear friend," I cried, spring to my feet, "consider It done. At 10 o’clock tonight Mile, da Valois i and yourself will set out from Paris. ' In two days you will be safe at Mons, ) that Is, If you are permitted to pass j the frontier.” j "Trust me for that,” said Richelieu, i "A thousand pistoles will accomplish j wonders. The only thing I do not un tierstand, my friend, is how you will manage to get Charlotte into the car riage with me." “M. le Due,” I queried, "do you imagine for a moment that the thought of this marriage pleases her?” “No more than It does myself." "Would she not, then, welcome an opportunity of escaping It?” "Oh, I believe solr’ cried Richelieu. "Well, trust me, M. le Due, you shall i offer her that opportunity tonight. But we have no time to lose and there in much to do. Leave the details of the . plan to me.” I ”1 do not understand, but I trust you ! fully, my friend,” said Richelieu, and ; asked no further questions. A relay of horses was started to St. Quentin and a second to Oompelgne, ! to await the arrival of the carriage containing the duke and Ms companion. The lightest and most comfortable car riage to his stables waa brought out and thoroughly overhauled. I myself saw that It was piled with cushions and equipped with everything that could add to the oomfort or conveni ence of the travellers. I provided for every possible contingency of which I could think, and personally interviewed the man whom Richelieu had selected to drive until I was satisfied that he was thoroughly acquainted with the road and that he was no coward. The tumult caused by the discovery of the plot had quieted down, and on Inquiry I found that the gates of the city were again open day and night, so that Richelieu would have no difficulty in passing the barrier. We decided that the carriage should take the moat di rect route and trust to speed, as It was Important above everything that it should reach the frontier ahead of any of the regent's emissaries. Richelieu collected together all the money he had and stored It In the coach. X added a sword, a brace of pistols, and a mus ket, and a similar equipment to the top of the coach for the use of the driver. To the rear was strapped a case con To the rear was strapped a case con I could think of nothing more. All this had taken time, and ovenlng had come before the final arrangements wore completed. Then Jacques lighted the candles and summoned us to din ner, a summons which I was not sorry to obey, for the day’s work had wearied mo greatly. He had provided a feast of great elaborateness as a farewell to his master, but Richelieu seemed too ner vous to enjoy it. As for me, I was so certain of success that I felt no great anxiety. "HomA thin will nnf rl" T vomnn "Come, this will not do,” I remon strated, seeing that he was merely playing with the food. "You must eat, my friend. You will have need of cour age before you reach Mons, and I know of nothing which so tends to make a coward of a man as an empty stom ach.” ‘‘You are right," he answered, “but if you knew the anxiety I am suffering at this moment you would not expect me to eat. Do you really believe we shall succeed?” ”M. le Due,” I said, earnestly, ‘‘suc cess will depend largely upon yourself. I agree to bring you into the presence of Mile, de Valois. If you can persuade her to flee with you, well and good, we succeed; but if you cannot do this, we must retire defeated. Come, I drink to your success.” “And I to yours,” he answered. "For give me, de Brancas, for again think ing only of myself. I hope with all my heart that you will be successful.” I bowed with brimming eyes, for he had touched me closely. “It may be long before we dine to gether again, monsieur,” I said. “May I assure you of my devoted friend ship?” “I have no need of such assurance," and Richelieu arose from his chair and came to the side of mine. "I have al ready had a hundred proofs of It, in return for which I have done so lit tle.” "Oh. do not say that,” and I faced this man whom I had come to love with a great tenderness. “What should I have done in Paris but for you?" And as I looked into his eyes I knew that here was one whose heart was brave and loyal. Too moved to say more, we continued the meal In silence, each busy with his own thoughts. Mine were of Louise Daeour, and I wondered what the fu ture had in store for us. A sudden thought occurred to me. “Mile. Daeour may choose to accom pany the princess,” I said. "And if she does, you will Join us, will you not, de Brancas?” asked Rich elien, quickly. "Believe me, my friend, nothing would please me more than to have you with me, but I was loath to ask you to leave Paris while she re mained behind.” I consented, and it was agreed that I snould Join the duke at Brussels with in a week if Mile, de Valois took her companion with her. And if, I added to myself, the regent did not see fit to wreck upon my head the wrath which he would doubtless feel towards Rich elieu. But of this I said nothing. (Continued Next Week.) Flowers in Minneapolis. “The Garden club of Minneapolis closed a successful vacant lot gardening cam paign in the fall of 1911, with a harvest of vegetables that demonstrated the prac tical value of cultivating city vacant lots, put Minneapolis on the map as one of the most progressive cities in the country, and resulted in other cities less success ful in a similar venture, swamping my self as president of the Minneapolis Gar den club with requests for Information in regard to our plan and methods of cam paign.” This is the enthusiastic declara tion of Leroy J. Boughner of the Minne apolis Tribune in the Survey. “The members of the Minneapolis Gar den club planted 825 vacant lots to vege tables and flowers In the year of 1911— 200,000 square feet to vegetables and 250,000 to flowers. It covered every vacant lot along two miles of the main arterial street with grass or flowers, cleared 600 acres of rubbish find screened 20,000 feet frontage with bushy plants. Under its influence, 700 persons (not its members), also gar dened vacant lots and 18,000 had gardens at home. Nineteen hundred acres in all were improved. The cost to the Garden club was $3,584.43; the value of the crop was $11,801.78. “In Minneapolis there are 5,000 acres of vacant lot, sufficient to supply the entire state with vegetables. The economic val ue of vacant lot gardens to those who took them up greatly outweighed the cost. So many vegetables were grown that com plaints were made by the grocers. Many of the stores were supplied with fresher vegetables at a lower cost. People in va cant lot garden neighborhoods bought from the gardeners; the hotels during the week of the Minneapolis Civic celebration served vacant lot vegetables.” California Is to ask congress to make I a grunt of $250,000 a year for the up keep of Yoeemite park. If this is re fused. the United States will be asked 1 to cede the park back to the state on j the ground of neglect. In a Bad Way. Stranger (in train)—A man in your business can't get h.ome very often, I presume? Commercial—Home? I should say not. Why, sir, I get home so seldom that I can’t remember half the time where I live. Have to telegraph to the firm to send me my address! Stranger—You don’t Bay so! Commercial—That’s true. Why, one time I was away so long that I forgot I’d ever been married and I took such a fancy to a pretty woman I met in a strange town that I eloped with her. Stranger—My! My! Commercial—Yes. It would have been a terrible thing; but when I call ed on the firm during my honeymoon and introduced her tbe old man told me she was my wife before.—London Tit-Bits. Exposing Children to Disease. In an article on the treatment of sick children in the Woman’s Home Companion the author, Dr. Roger H. Dennett, a famous New York special ist on the diseases of children, says: “Never, never, never expose the child to any contagious disease in or der that he may have it once and be done with it. 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