FW- •' 1& ' FREE I want every person who is billons, consti pated or has any stom ach or liver ailment to send for a free package of my Paw Paw Pills, I want to prove that they positively core In digestion, Boar Stom ach, Belching. Wind, Headache, Herrons* ness, Sleeplessness and a:e an Infallible cnre for Constipation. To do this I am willing to give millions of free pack ages. I take all the risk. Bold by drngglsts for 25 cents a vial. For free package address, Prof. Munyon, 53rd & Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia, Pa. If you from BpIlenMc Fits. Falling Sickness, Bpa*m».orh*T«cWUlr*n Ibstdoao, my Now Ircat meiu will relieve and *11 >on are asked to do Is to send for a } RF.tf IS 0 HohIq of f>r. May Formula. It has relieved permanently Jfnovmy worst. c;( acs wbea eyerythlag also ha* fallod. Please writ© and giro age and complete sddrees. DR. W. H. hi AT, 548 Peart St., Hew York Brown’s Bronchial Troches For TI'.ar.pneG. and Tarn., Trnnaim. No oplatna. Sample line. Jon, I. Baowv A Boston, Mass. Not a Lively Fish, at Best. One of tho porters on the train out of Salt l.i 1:j City was an Impassive looking negro, who had a ready, if in accurate answer to almost any ques tion put him by the passengers. It. was hard to tell whether ho believed all that he said or whether he was having fun with his passengers. One man, on first catching sight, of the lake, asked If there were any fish In it. “No, sah,” said the porter, “dere ain’t no fishes In dat lake, salt. Dey done tried ter see ef dey couldn't have fishes In dare, but dey wouldn’t stay alive. De fishes dat stayed alive de longest was salt mack’r’I, but dey wa’n't very prosp’rous, sah.”—Youth’s Companion. GIVE AND TAKE. qs ' Old Salt—Well, you see. Miss, tho sea was very choppy. THE PEEVISH CHILD NEEDS TREATMENT When a child sulks drowsily, er Is fretful, It Is usually due to some slight disorder of the digestive organs, a*d a mild laxative Is very often all that Is necessary to restore cheerfulness and buoyancy of spirits. In cases where the use of a gentle, effective laxative stimulant is Indi cated, many of the best physicians are now prescribing Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. This preparation Is admitted ly the perfect laxative, being mild, yet positive In Its action on the bowels, and far preferable to violent oathart lcs and purgative waters. It is very pleasant to the taste and Is an Meal remedy to regulate and strengthen the stomach, liver and bowels. IU easy, natural action makes It especially de sirable in the case of children, a dose at bed-time being sure to have the de sired result next morning, with no at tendant unpleasantness or discomfort. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin Is sold by druggists everywhere In Sdc and $1.00 bottles. If you have never tried this splendid remedy, write to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 201 Washington Bt., Mon ticello, 111., for a sample. He will be very glad to send a trial bottle with, out any expense to you whatever. _ THE WAY NOWADAYS. Hoax—My daughter has reached] the age when a girl begins to think of marriage. Joax—Just seven years old, eh? DISFIGURED WITH CRUSTS “Some time ago I was taken with eczema from the top of my head to my waist. It began with scales on my body. I suffered untold Itching and burning, and could not sleep. I was greatly disfigured with scales and crusts. My ears looked as if they had been most cut off with a razor, and my neck was perfectly raw. I suffered untold agony and pain. I tried two doctors who said I had eczema In Its fullest stage, and that It could not be cured. I then tried other rem edies to no avail. At last, I tried a sot of the genuine Cutlcura Remedies, which cured mo of eczema when all else had failed, therefore I cannot praise them too highly. “I suffered with eczema about ten months, but am now entirely cured, and I believe Cutlcura Remedies are the best skin cure there Is." (Signed) Miss Mattie J. ShafTer, R. F. D. 1, Box 8, Dancy, Miss., Oct. 27, 1910. “I had suffered from eczema about four years when boils began to break out on different parts of my body. It started with a fine red rash. My back was affected first, when it also spread over my face. The Itching was almost unbearable at times. I tried different soaps and salves, but nothing seemed to help me until I began to use the Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. One box of them cured me entirely. I recommended them to my sister for her baby who was troubled with tooth eczema, and they completely cured her baby." (Signed) Mrs. F. L. Marber ger, Drehersville, Pa., Sept. 6, 1910. Although Cutlcura Soap and Oint ment are sold everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to "Cuti cura„” Dept. L, Boston. He Did Not Wonder. One of the worthless of a Fife vll lage happened to be working in hia garden with a very small spade, when a neighbor came on the scene and re marked: “Man. Jamie, that's a gey wee spade ye’re working wl\ Ma lad dies have bigger spunes for suppin' their paritch wi’.” Without glancing up, “Jamie” re plied: “Ma mannie, 1 dlnna winder at It when I see their father's mouth."— Tit-Bits. Important to Mothers Examiue carefully every bottle oi CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy foi infants and children, and see that it In TTso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria Pretty Big. “My new hat is pretty big.” "I thought so, too, but when I got the bill for it it made your hat look like the head of a pin.”—Roseleaf. When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting—Feels Flue—Acta Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus trated Book in each Package. Murine la compounded by our Oculists—not a “Patent Med icine”—but used In successful Physicians’Prac tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub lic and sold by Druggists at 26c and 60c per Bottle. Murine Bye 8ahr© in Aseptic Tubes, 25c and 60c. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Friendship. “Are they friends?” “Well, one of them lends the oth er money, but I’m not sure which is which.” VEST POCKET ESSA YS I By George Fitch. Moving Pictures. Illuetrations by William Stevens, j One day Edison caught sight of the ! camera which had hitherto had an easy thne, but from that moment it vraa deemed. Edison harnessed It up with & eet of gears and a revolving shutter and set It to work photographing •peed, history, romance, humor and travel. As soon as this was done moving pictures became enormously popular. The moving picture theater Immed iately leaped Into being and began to compete with the street oar and the cigar store for the nickels of the pop ulace. In consequenoe the limited supply of 5 cent pieces became so over worked that a nickel which doesn't register at three tills each day Is loaf ing on Its Job. Moving pictures are making us ac quainted with the world and familiar with the great men of all times. The scenery of Java, Sahara and Siberia are chestnuts to us, though wo msy never have traveled 10# miles on a railroad train. For 6 emits we oan see King Solomon quarrel with 80 wives, In col ors. We have seen so many battle ships launched, kings orowned and hurled, tigers shot, highwaymen troed, pugilists demolished and mountain peaks scaled, that most of us are ex tremely blase and the trees on the streets would have to walk off arm In arm to get more than a yawn out of us. This the trees will never actually do, but they are likely to do anything on a moving picture film which Is a great assistance to nature, sometimes. In moving pictures wo may also see ferocious Indians chasing the brave hero down a macadam road and bar becurlng him against a trolley pole; likewise we may discover the tempera mental cowboys capturing a horse stealing Mexican and lynching him In the wilderness around the corner from a hat factory in New Jersey. This teaches us not to believe all the mov ing pictures tell us. It is, in fact, one of the most accomplished of liars. It la possible in a moving picture factory to make a magnlflcant and awe inspir ing volcano out of a pile of sand, a roman candle and a barrel of soap suds. More people are watching moving pictures today than are watching chorus girls, which is a sign that the , . -;--g- ' -I | world Is getting better. The picture melodrama is not a brain strengthenei Vut it Is an Improvement over the old "ten, twenC, thlrt’,” variety because tha audience cannot hear the remarks of the characters. Moving pictures hare been taken of practically every thing In the world including the pyra mids and Washington's monument, but no one has taken a moving picture of a baggageman accommodating a crowd of hurried passengers. A standing or even sitting picture can handle this subjeet perfectly. Flats Flats are an Invention whereby peo ple who live In crowded cities can be piled up In layers like pancakes. A flat consists of a collection of liv ing rooms all on one floor. A flat build ing consists of from six to 60 sets of rooms all under one roof and under the overlordship of a Janitor, who lives In the basement and dosea the furnace with coal on the homeopathic plan. A really expert Janitor can run a 12 flat furnace all winter on a wagon load of coal and can so chill the tenants when they come down to complain that their rooms will seem tropical when they re turn to them. Flats are built of brick, wood, stone, strawboard, felt and tissue paper, the latter being used principally for parti tions. An economically built flat build ing Is usually provided with a light well which Is entirely fllled with conversa tion. By means of this well, the occu pant of the top flat can hear what the husband of the first floor says when the coffee doesn’t suit tolm and when the woman In number 2 tells her late re turning spouse that he Is a brute the women in numbers 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 lulver with simultaneous Indignation. Fats have handsome hallways fitted with New Jersey Turkish rugs and back porches where one may have a garden, consisting of a geranium. They are also provided with bat tubs and two kinds of water, cold and not so cold. In the cities, owing to the high price of ground, aldernu- and building material, the rooms in a .t are sometimes very Email—so small that when the daughter Is playing the piano, the mother has to wash the dishes gently for fear of splashing on the music—so smalt that members of the family have to be measured for the bedrooms as they would be for vesta, and anyone weigh in* over 180 pounds has to work himself Into the bathroom by means of glove powder and a shoe horn. Some flats are very magnificent, however, and contain splendid marble lobbies, sun parlors, air filters, vacuum cleaners, automobile elevators, refrig erated bedrooms and even places where children and dogs can be stored if they are kept perfectly quiet. Such flats r~ —— ■ —i .1 rent for from $5,000 to $50,000 a year, which, however, does not Include the privilege of gossiping with the family next door. By means of flats people can live with little exertion and great comfort, to say nothing of perfect seclusion. No one will bother them, and when they are at last lowered from the fourth floor to the hearse after a long and peaceful life, neighbors of 20 years’ standing will heave a sigh and say: "Hello, I wonder what poor devil Is being planted today ” Connecticut. t onnecucut ib a narrow strip or mnu along Long Island sound which Is used as a right of way by several lines of railroad and automobile speedways leading Into New York. It Is a sort of hack porch to New York city In fact, and its name is a corruption of the two words "connect” and "ticket," the two principal topics of conversation among a large majority of the cit izens. Connecticut is a pleasant state filled with pleasant towns which are any where from 80 minutes to 150 years mvay from New Y'ork. Its population In the day time Is about 500,000, but this swells to over 1,000,000 at night, pro viding every one catches the last train home. Owing to the fact that Broad way Is within easy walking distance, almost all the big theatrical managers try their new plays on Conneclout au diences. If the state ever becomes un popular It will be because of the plays which she did not discourage. The chief products of Connecticut are firearms, pocket knives and college graduates. Connecticut Is one of the most peacenble states In the union, never having been known to turn a rascal out, but It furnishes the weap ons by means of which the quarrels of the whole country are carried on. No western or southern quarrel is considered a success unless It Is eked out by a nickel plated undertaker’s friend from Connecticut. Connecticut Is chiefly famous as the seat of Yale university, a mag nificent Institution of learning which Is only scored upon about once In every three years. Yale Is situated at New Haven except after a football victory, when It overflows Into three states. It contains 2,500 students, each one of whom believes that the rest of the country has been settled In order Centuries of Romance. From Collier's. At a time when there was rivalry be tween the advocates of the Niearaugua and Panama routes for an lnteroceantc canal. Uoethe expressed his conviction that such an enterprise, once success fully accomplished, would confer upon the whole world “Innumerable benefits. " He marveled greatly that there could be any probability that the United States would let slip the opportunity to have the work In Its own hands: "It may be foreseen that this young state, with Its decided trend toward the west, will in 30 or 40 years have occupied and peopled the large tract of land beyond the Rocky mountains. Along the whole coast of the Pacific ocean, where nature has already formed the most capacious and serene harbors, important commercial towns will gradually arise, for the fur therance of a great commerce between China and the East Indies and the United States. ... It Is absolutely indispensable for the United States to obtain a passage from the Mexican gulf to the Pacific ocean and 1 am certain they will do it.” Goethe was mistaken in thinking that the eanal would be pierced from the Mexi can gulf, but he was right In all his other points, though our trade with the east is less grand than the poet's Imagination. He made his prophecy In 1R27: three gener. attons will have passed before It comes true. The history of American waverings and hesitations. In negotiations and pro jects for an interoceanlc canal. Is curious; and France, 111 privately undertaking the construction of the canal. Incurred great scandal and great losses. The Centra American republics, Spain, and England have all. at one time or another, walghec to furnish an admiring audience for his university. New York Is full of captains of finance who hope in time to become famous by having a son on the Yale football team. Yale is a very wealthy school and if Its old graduates continue to die off and leave their money to the college at the present rate, each student will eventually have an individual dormi tory. Its students are very demo cratic. the captain of a university II.SI1 ■ > team being often seen with his arm over the shoulders of some common senator's son. Connecticut has never produced a president, but it educated the present Incumbent. Its capital Is Hartford, a handsome city which shudders every time a Are alarm is sounded anywhere in the United. States. It Is the fire insurance center of the country and there have been no automobiles bought tn the town since the San Francisco earthquake. plans for an Atlantic and Pacific canal. The opening of the canal to traffic will mark the conclusion of an international romance four centuries old. The Path of Life. The path of Life is like a path that leads Into the wilderness. Who dares to go Beyond the beaten trail that others know Must blaze that trail with sacrifice and deeds That eke out knowledge of his toil or needs To those who follow. What his trail must show Is, access to the wilds of Truth, marked so ’Twill safely guide men forth beyond the means. How few men venture out beyond the last Familiar mark upon the well-known trail! ’Tis he who has tho courage to go past This sign that cannot in his mission fall.— He will have left at least one mark be hind. To guide some other brave exploring mind. —Charles H. Meiers, in Hampton’s. A Bill Poster. From the Yonkers Statesman. “Did that patient you were telling me about respond to your treatment?” asked the doctor’s neighbor. “Not yet,” replied the physician. “I’ve sent hira Scur bills already.” THE HOME LIFE OF THE SETTLER WESTERN CANADA AFFORDS ALL THE COMFORTS AND MANY OF THE LUXURIES. A young lady of Wisconsin secured a certificate at the Milwaukee office of the Canadian Government, and on presenting this to the ticket agent ol the railway at the Canadian boundary line she secured a ticket at a reduced rate which carried her to Edmonton, Alberta, from which point, about for ty miles, she had friends. This was a couple of years ago, and tho young lady is now married to one of the promising young farmers of the dis trict. In writing of her trip to the Mil waukee representatives of the Cana dian Government she says: "I enjoyed my trip up here very much, and ex pect to go out to our homestead in the Pembina district next spring.” To the housewife the information that she has “put up twelve quarts of rasp, berries” is important, as they “picked them themselves,” and they might have picked ten times the quantity if they had required them, for there is no country where wild fruit grows in such abundance. The letter goes on to say, and this is interesting from a woman’s standpoint, “the country is very beautiful.” Speaking of the friends with whom she went up to live, she says: “They certainly have a beautiful farm and house”—they had been there about four years, also going from Wisconsin—“they have about twenty acres of oats and bar ley, five acres alfalfa, three acres po tatoes and I don’t know how many ol vegetables. I think they have about forty acres under cultivation altogeth er. They are now draining a slough which they will afterwards plow and put into fall wheat. They also have a large herd of cattle, and Mrs. C. has about 100 chickens. They make on an average of 30 pounds of butter every week. I never saw such grand cream.” Now these people are enjoying life In Alberta; they have a splendid cli mate, excellent prospects, and are happy that they are part and parcel in the working out of the upbuilding of a new country, that will take its place amongst the progressive coun tries of the century. Numbers of let ters that express satisfaction as ex treme as the one quoted appear in literature sent out by the Canadian Government and which may be had on application to any of its agents. Valor and Discretion. "What is the difference between valor and discretion?" remarked Mrs. Brown, looking up from the paper in which she had been reading the lead ing article on the operation in Tripoli. “Valor,” replied Brown, “is bawling into the ear of a champion pugilist the asertion that he Is a ruffian you could knock Into fits.” “And discretion T “Is doing it over the telephone.” The Problem of Evil. “Mother,” asked four-year-old Ger ald, “who made all the burglars and the cops and the Indians and the mosquitoes and those had things?” “Why," replied his mother, slightly taken aback, “I suppose God did, dear.” “Well, mother,” said the boy, with a puzzled look in his blue eyes, “what do you suppose he made ’em for?” Constipation causes and seriously aggra vates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Tiny sugar coated granules. Escaped. Gillet—So you’ve Just come from Henpecked’s funeral. How did the old boy look? Natural? Perry—No—relieved. ___ Hamlins Wizard Oil is recommended by many physicians. It is used in many pub lic ana private hospitals. Why not keep I bottle on hand in your own home? Pax Mundi. Adam bit Into the apple. “The first peace dinner,” he cried. Mr9. Winslow’s Sootnlng- Syrup for ChtMree teething:, softens the jjums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Even if a woman can’t afford a new hat she can criticise her neighbor's. The Army of Constipation la Growing Smaller Every Day. CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS are responsible — they i not only give relief A ‘ — they perma nently cure Can stipation. Mil^ lions use, them for i Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headacko, Sallow Skin. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature Mn#|| Itjt» DON'T WORRY. 9 ■ LI 1831 pj There Is a remedy so I - SC I 11 | IP sure, so quick, so 111 11111 8 simple, you never fear — ■ croup with this rem edy at hand. It will surprise you. Used by outward application. Does not dis turb the stomach. No nausea, no vom iting. Sedgwick’s Croup Liniment. All Druggists.