Did You Ever Notice Did you ever notice what a big difference in a hcuse a nice front door makes? Did you observe that SNYDER’S TEAM took a nice fpont door to your neighbor's the other day? And they have been selling so many nice front doors of late that they have bought quite an assortment, aud storm deors to match. Storm sash orders handled promptly. AND MY, that “Acme” lump coal is a danely. It makes makes no soot nor clinkers either. 'Phone 32 about it. # O. O. LAND THAS WILL HAKE YOU RICH The greatest combination of industrialism and farming, now rapidly de veloping, is to be found along the Burlington route in tbe vicinity of SHERIDAN. WYOMING. HARDIN AND BILLINGS. MONT*. AND IN THE BIG HORN BASIN. Where large, deeded alfalfa ranches that have made millionaires of tbe owners, are being divided Into small farms, and where Government irri gated homesteads and Carey Act Lands are available. A Wonderfully Rich Country: You can get hold of an irrigated farm with in a radium of a few miles of an excellent coal natural gas, illuminating oil, building materials, fast growing towns that have varied Industries. Personally Conducted Excursions On the first and third Tuesdays I per sonally conduct landseekers’ excursions to seeltbese lands. C. S. KEEFER, Ticket Agent, O’Neill, Neb. L. W. WAKELY, General Passenser Agent, Omaha. Nebr. i ‘ • ■’ ' [O’Neill E£°”0/ I w * 4 direct the affairs of t lie hank. In 1 IV I 1 * ^ 1 other words, they fulfill i he dut les j§ | \| >1 | 1 fill I imposed and expected from them H A ^ XXv/X XCAX in their official capacity. i One of the by-laws of tbls bank Is | Tj 4 (and it is rigidly enforced) that no i (■% ^ Lp* loan shall be made to any officer or I i Jfl. I IIV stockholder of the bank. You and your business will be wel- g ciome here, and we shall serve you 1 nm nn tothe best OI our abilltyatall times. 1 If you are not yet a patron of ours we 1 want you tocome in, get acquainted I I artf+al and allow us to be of service toyou. LVsapildl OPMFsap We welcome the small depositor. I 5 per oent Interest paid on time | deposits. b OFFICERS AI*fD DIRECTORS | M. DOWLINO, PRES. O. O. SNYDER. VICE-PRES. S.J. WEEKES, CASHIER | DR. J. P. QILLIOAN. H. P. DOWLINO | Save Work Worry Money by using a Stover Gasolin* | Rnoine. Made right. Sold right. Send tor Illustrated catalogue free. SANDWICH MFG. CO. Council BlufTs, la. General Agents. SS^^®lil^MlisMiaisjaEE®jaiaiaiaiB!iaieiaiai(3E®isie®raiai@iBiE®iaiaie®i0i@® Farm loans interest raid on time deposits Insurance © FIDELITY BANK ! IRIS Sank alma to oonoerva tha Intaraata of Its ouatomort in avary § honorable way. •-OFFICERS-• IGCO.C H HAAS , PRESIDENT. O. F. BIG LI N, VICE-PRESIDENT JAS. F. O’DONNELL, CASHIER Dlraotori: tieo. H. Haase, S. S. Welpton, D. 11. Welpton, O. F. Blglln, Bj Jas, F. O'Pouuell. YOU SAN GET CHATTEL MORTGAGE BLANKS OF THE FRONTIER ‘ f WIT OFTHE INDIAN The Dignified Red Man Has a Keen Sense of Humor. STORIES OF STANDING BEAR. The Race the Old Chief Was Willing to Run Against a Government At torney—A Gallant Brave and Hie Mirror—An Invisible Bridge. The Impression prevails widely that the Indian lacks the saving sense of humor—“that most characteristic of all American qualities.’’ To the cre ating and the spreading of this Im pression many recognizable traits of Indlun character have Indisputably contributed—his ancestral pride, his exclusiveness, his gravity of face and dignity of manner in public. Nevertheless an injustice Is done him, for among no primitive peoples Is the sense of humor keener or more spontaneous and kindly. Years ago I wns conversing with a group of children of the Omaha tribe. They were on their way to a reserva tion school, and directly in their path lay a swamp an eighth of a mile wide, and straight through this they were required to wade twice a day. “I* Is too bad,” I remarked. “Can you not go around the swamp? Your .feet will be wet, and you will be un comfortable and possibly 111.” “Oh,” cried a girl of about twelve years, her dark eyes dancing with merriment, “we walk over the $1,200 bridge.” AUCJ ail lUUgUCTJL Ub tuio. TtllUb could It mean? I saw no bridge; there was no bridge to be seen. It made them merry to see me mystified, and I heard them laughing and chatting as they went through the water and mud. Afterward I discovered the hu mor In the remark. Some years pre vious to that time the government had appropriated $1,200 to build a bridge over this swamp, but somehow the money had vanished Into somebody’s pocket knd the work was not done. One evening I saw a gallant young brave making his way swiftly over the prairies of the Omaha reserve. He was dressed In all his finery, and at his side dangled a small mirror. Manifestly he was an ardent lover. This I should have surmised from his dress and eager haste, even if I had not known him. As he was a friend of mine, I had Inside Information of his hopes and purposes; also I ven tured to stop him for a moment, pre cious as I knew him time to be. ‘‘That mirror at your side,” I re marked, “Is to give opportunity for Prairie Flower to discover how lovely she Is, is It not?” He considered a moment, and then, with a twinkling eye, he replied: “No. Maybe so she will talk tod much to me. and then I will look into my mirror to see how tired I am." This certainly was the humor of ab surdity. Examples of Standing Bear’s humor I could give almost without number. During the trial of his case before Judge Dundy the contention of the government attorney was that an In dian Is not a person within the mean ing of the law. This puzzled the old chief greatly. It also amused him. One day at my table he was vigor ously plying a knife and fork when suddenly he parsed In his eating, lift ed up his hands, and, a humorous smile lighting up bis noble, storm scarred face, he remarked: “The attor neys say I am not a person. But 1 can use a knife and fork. Does a bear do that? If he, the attorney, Is a per son I am one also. We both eat with knives and forks. Indeed, I think I can use them faster than he can. If he wants to race gie eating I am ready.” We all laughed^.t this. When we were quiet Standing Bear added, "That is, I will run an eating race with the attorney If he will pay for the beefsteak.” *uu urst puouc aaaress scnnaing Bear ever made was given In my church. In the course of It while he was pleading for assistance he address ed various classes of people present— the men, the women, the clergy, the business men, the children. When he was pleading with the women he said: ■‘I appeal to you because you are brave and patient. Whenever you have any thing hard to do you never rest until It Is done." This was a gallant senti ment worthy of a chief. But Frank La Flesche, who was Interpreting, ren dered the sentence thus: “You women are patient. When there Is anything hard to be done we men let you do It." This was so true to Indian custom that the audience laughed. Standing Bear was puzzled. As he stood silent a moment wondering what mistake he had made Bright Eyes, the beautiful Omaha maiden, stepped for ward anl said. “My brother Frank has made a mistake in interpreting the chiefs thought” Then she gave the proper rendering. The Chicago papers took liberties with Standing Bear’s name, one of them referring to him constantly as Upright Bruin. When this was ex plained to the chief he took the matter with great good nature. “What does It matter?" he remarked, his face beaming, “I am all tied up with names. I am like a iftny tangled In his lariat Father Hamilton, the Presbyterian, calls me elder. The Episcopalian clergyman calls me ward en. For I am an officer In the little church In our village, where both these good men preach. And now the papers call me—what is It? Yes, Bruin. No matter. The judge Tn Omaha says I sm a person, and th*t*nsttsfle* me."— Southern Workman. Sheriffs Sale. By virtue of an order of sale, direct ed to me from the cleric of the District Court of Holt county, Nebraska, on a judgment obtained before Judge Har rington, J udge of the district court of Holt County, Nebraska, on the 24th, lay of October 1910, in favor ofJ. J. Jones as plaintiff, and against P .11 LaTson realname.unknown. Ida M.Lar son, his wife, Andrew Larson, and Ag nethe Larson, his wife, Charles Mur phy and Jane Murphy, his wife, real name unknown, as defendents for the sum of $666 and 50 cents and costs taxed at $31.50 and accruing costs, 1 have levied upon the follow ing real estate taken as the property of said defendent, to satisfy said order of Sale, to wit: The north east quar ter (nei) of section seventeen (11) in township thirty two (32), north of range eleven (11), west of the sixth principal meridian, in Holt County, Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale to the highest bidder for cash, in hand, on the 16th, day of January A. D. 1911, in front of Court house in O’Neill, Holt County, Nebraska, at the hour of 101 o’clock a. m. of said day, when and where due attendance will be giv ein by the undersigned. Dated at O’Neill, Nebraskajthis 12th day of December, A. D. 1910 H. D. Grady, Sheriff of Said County HOTEL EVANS ONLY FIRST-CLASS HOTEL IN THE CITY FREE BUS SERVICE W. T. EVANS, Prop Dr- E. T. Wilson PHYSICIAN and SURGEON (Late of the U. S. Army) Successor to Dr. Trueblood. Scrger and Diseases of women. speciatlies: Cve, Ear. Nose and Throat Spaataala* oorrtatly fitted and Suppii** O'NEILL. NES. -— J. H. Davison A full stock of everything in Harness and Horse Furnishings Guaranteed Goods and Satisfied Customers. Highest Price Paid for Hides. Come and see me. Notice As I have sold out and am going to move away I request my patrons to call and settle their account at once, as I need the money. 24-3 J, J. Schweitzer. Christmas! GUTS We> are unquestionably the best I equipped we ever have been for the holiday season. It is impossible to J tell you through the newspapers all \ of the splendid display of Christmas § goods we have this year; it is equal- f ly impossible for you to fail to find j just what you waut for presents if j you look over our magnificient | assortments, and if you don't know what you want it ts our business to assist you in making selections. We call special attention to the tact that we have the largest assort ment of China and Cut Glass in the j city. Silverware, fancy novelties, toys, books, post cards, ets. We have recently added a fine line of candies and can supply your Christ mas wants in the line of sweets. Give us a call. * | 15/>e RA KET STORE I FRANK BOWEN, Proprietor J HOUSEWIVES Do you want to know about a ; wonderful new time, health and \ money-saving kitchen convenience? | Then you should see the complete line of “1892” Pure Spun Aluminum Cooking Utensils now on exhibition at your dealers. :*? This ware is guaranteed by the makers for 25 years. | I It is absolutely pure, wholesome and thoroughly hygienic, will not crack, scale, peel, break, rust, tarnish, scorch l I I ^Jjnjpr* - it is light weight, easy to handle and easy to clean; makes kitchen work a delight instead of drudgery; saves your money, time, fuel; protects your health against metal poisoning and serious troubles resulting from chip ping of small particles into the food, which is one of the j dangers from the use of the old style enameled wares, j You buy patent carpet sweepers, egg-beaters, dish washers, clothes-wringers and many other time and labor saving conveniences, but there is nothing that will prove a greater practical household blessing than the “1892” Pure Spun Aluminum Ware. Lose no time in seeing for yourself what it will do. Your money back if this ware fails to do what is 3??imed &rit NEIL BRENNAN A. 9. Unm«Bi Abstract CostjpMft Title Abstractors Office in First National Bank Bldg -1 DR. P. J. FLYNN Pky strum and Surgeon Night Calls mil be Promptly Attended Office: First door to rigut over Plxley .V I Hanley's dreg store. Kesldenoc phone 96 j R. R. DICKSON &> Lawyer ^ KCfCMENCCi TINOT NATIONAL OANK, • Him FRED L. BARCLAY STUART, NEB. Makes Long or Short Time Loans on Imnrond Farms and Ranches If you are in need of a loan drop biiu i line and he will call and see you.