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Nearly 79,861 Americans will enter and make their homes in western Canada this year. 1909 produced another large crop of wheat, oats and barley. In addition to which the cattle experts was an Immense item. Cattle raising, dairying, mixed farming and grain growing in the provinces ef Manitoba, Saskat chewan and Alberta. Free homestead and pre-emp tion areas, as well as lands held by rail wav and land companies, will provide homes for million*. Adaptable soli, healthful cli mate, splendid schools and churches, and good railways. For settlers* rates, descriptive literature “list Best West,’ how to reach the countiy and other par ticulars, write to Sup't of Immi gration, Ottawa, Canada, or to the following Canadian Gov’t Agentsi . E. T. Holmes. SIS Jackson St.. St. Paul, Minn.; J. M. MacLachlan. Box 116,Watertown. South Dakota, and W. V. Bennett, Room A Bee Building, Omaha, Neb. 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Our feet are on the mountains and the west wind blows. rh# snow-encumbered forest rims a frost enchanted merd, The hills are sharp In shadow and the moon Is bold and clear; STour cheek is rich In roses that the touch of winter bflnge, The lake Is frozen midnight and the bright skate rings. But when we’re done with roving under heaven’s mighty dome A deeper Joy is watting in our bounded realm of home; The lamplight throws a halo round a sunny little head, It's cosy by the hearthside when the flame glow's red. —Arthur Gutterman in Woman’s Home Companion. POOR RICHARD'S MAXIMS Franklin’* Proverb* of Thrift Especi ally Applicable at Thi* Time. From the Indianapolis News. If a postal savings bank is established on the proposed lines, It might be well to recognize on the deposit card and on the bonds that are to be Issued the wholesome maxims of Franklin, the first American philosopher. Poor Richard's sayings would In this way have a de servedly wide circulation and would be read by the plain people greatly to their advantage as they were read in the early days of the republic. Here are some of the maxims, taken from the Pennsylvania almanac for 1768, of which Benjamin Franklin, under the pseudonym of Richard Sanders, was editor and publisher. Many words will not fill a bushel. God helps them who help themselves. The used key is always bright. The sleeping fox catches no poultry. “Time enough," always proves little enough. He that riseth late must trot all day and shall scarce overtake his business at night. Laziness travels so slowly that pov erty soon overtakes him. Drive thy business; let lot thy busi ness drive thee. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. He that lives upon hope will die fast ing. Industry pays debts. Diligence 13 the mother of good luck. One today Is worth two tomorrows. Have you something to do tomorrow, do It today. The cat In gloves catches no mice. Little strokes f$ll great oakes. Employ thy time well if thou meanest to gain leasure. Since thou are not sure of a minute do not throw away an hour. Trouble springs from Idleness and grevous toll from needless ease. Fly pleasures and they will follow thee. Three removes are as bad as a fire. Want of care does more damage than want of knowledge. Not to oversee workmen Is to leave them thy purse open. If thou wouldst have a faithful serv ant and one that thou llkest, serve thyself. For the want of a nail the shoe was lost; For the want of a shoe the horse was lost; For the want of horse the rider was lost. Being overtaken and slain by the enemy; All for the want of care about a horseshoe nail. What maintains one vice would bring up two children. Many a little makes a mickle. Fools make feasts and wise men eat them. Wise men learn by others’ harms. When the well Is dry they know the need of water. Wouldst thou know the value of money try to borrow seme. He that goes a-borrowlng goes a-sorrowing. Pride Is a* loud a beggar as want and a great deal more saucy. Pride that dines on vanity sups on contempt. Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. The second vice Is lying; the first Is running Into debt. Lying rides upon debt’s back. It Is hard for an empty bag to stand upright. Creditors have better memories than debtors. They have a short lent who owe money to be paid at easter. Experience keeps a dear school, but feols will learn In no other and scarce ly In that. Plow hard while sluggard* sleep, and you will have corn to sell and to keep. He that by the plow would thrive, himself must either hold or drive. JAPANESE “ADDING MACHINE.” Oriental Bank Clerk Beats American on Long Column of Figures. From the Tacoma Leaser. At a meeting of the Tacoma chapter of the American Institute of Bank Clerks the other night a Japanese clerk, using a “saroban,” "put it all over'1 a Tacoma bank clerk using a modern adding machine in casting up a long column of figures. The Japanese, with his “saroban," did the arlthmetictl “stunt” in 30 sec onds, while the bank clerk, with his modern adding machine, took 64 sec onds to obtain a total and afterward it was found the clerk of the modern adding machine had made an error, while the Japanese with his little aba cus or “saroban” obtained the correct result the first time. In another test the Japanese might make an error, as did the bank clerk. However, it is sig nificant that the Japanese did not err and that he obtained a correct result far more quickly, though he used an ancient arithmetical device. The Japanese that won the contest in adding was once a clerk in a bank at Osaka, Japan. He disclaims being an expert in adding, and says many Jap anese are much faster on the “saroban” than he. The little old-fashioned add ing machine used by the Japanese is what we call an abacus. Tears ago in our public school rooms the abacus used to hang on the wall, and it was sometimes used in the study of arith metic. It is not used much nowadays, thought it would appear from the speed and accuracy of the Japanese that it might be employed with good results. The abacus is very ancient. It was used by the Egyptians and Greeks in a form similar to that now used in Ja pan. China, Arabia and Russia. The word is traced through the Greek to a word meaning “dust.” It is said that dust was spread upon board and that numerals were inscribed in the dust. The victory of the Tacoma Japanese with his “saroban” over one of our bank clerks with a modern adding ma chine is not an exceptional Instance. A few months ago, when the Japanese commercial commissioners visited the United States, a contest was held in which a Japanese came out ahead in a calculation contest in which he used an abacus. We Can Not Part. Dear Love, we can not part. It la too late To disunite our closely woven fate. We can not part; as roots that Intertwine Once cut asunder wither and decay So were it death to part thy life from mine. Together we have drunk the wine of life. Shared all our griefs, our hopes, and our delight. Fathomed great deeps, and climbed to dizzy heights. Lit up love's torch and watched Its bea con blaze Down the dark world and brighten all Its ways. We can not part. The seasons come and go And life's poor puppets wander to and fro. But thou and I, beloved, eternal stand. As God decreed, In love's enchanted land, Beyond the reach of time's relentless hand. We can not part. —Pall Mall Qasette. _ Concerning Comets. Oh, de comet come a-blazln’. But he ain’t no good to me; He's sumpln’ right amazin'. But he don’t help folks to see. An’ yet we makes ’miration An’ fohgits de moon so bright, Dat takes her reg-lar station When we really needs de light. Dar'S always dls here danger, Dat makes trouble In de end; In fussin’ 'bout the stranger We neglects de trusty friend. Some folks, like comets glowin'. Is boun’ to quit you soon. De kind dat's worth de knowln’ Is substantial like de moon. For Red, Itching Eyelid Falling Eyelashes and All Ey h , That Need Care TryMurine Eyi dEt Aseptic Tubw—Trial Size—* C» Ask Your Druggist sr Writ f Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chh tjh Hopper Calls the Turn. From the New York Worl w If there Is anything that Us Wolf Hopper has a horror of It Is what he calls a male salesperson. He was In a Broadway hat store the other morning buying a new straw lid for the summer season. Hs found a tile to his liking and the clerk had taken It away to be shaped to the co median’s head. 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Now this may be a good thing for the wrestler—It Insures him regular smployment at a fixed salary and' anables him to earn a living without Ernest-Roeberlzing the whole sport or riving It a most dissolute appearance fo the public. But It Is awfully rough on the sport :overs, as St. Louis must be realizing from the dearth of good shows of the mat variety held In St. Louis. No Real Contest. The recent Zbyszko-Olson contest was the first In which out-of-town wrestlers of note have competed here since the "trust” Introduced Its own Ihow, right under the noses of local promoters. That was when Gotch and sompanv appeared with Jeffries and tls combination, last Christmas. Now nobody for a moment thinks [hat either the exhibitions given by 3otch and his troupe or that by Olson ind Zbyszko had any of the savor of t real contest. So we haven’t really »een permitted to get a match hero with red corpuscles In It since the qld lays when Charles Haughton was on tarth. Nor Is there much likelihood :hat we will ever be able to see a good ihow unless the heads of the "trust’' tee fit to come Into town and stage one lere on their own account. Et Tu, Frank Gotchl For today the syndicate of men (leaded by George Kennedy and Joe Coffey, of Chicago, has virtually con trol of the services of every American wrestler; and It has a pretty good inderstandlng with Frank Gotch. If you think this is drawing It too ■trong here Is a bona fide reply. In part, written by Kennedy to a St. Louis man who has since offered as high as $12, >00 to bring a certain match here; "Here are the men I can get fori your show, who are not hooked up with other dates now; Eugene Trem bly, Canada, 135 pounds; Yusslf Mah •nout, 200 pounds; Stanislaus Zbyszko, 135 pounds; Jim Essen, 225 pounds;' Raoul de Rouen, 230 pounds; Charles Cutler, 220 pounds; Pat Connolly, 198 pounds; Con Kelley, 212 pounds. • • ^ • I will put on Mahmout for 50 per lent of the gross receipts, transporta tion and a guarantee that the wrestlers themselves get not less than $260 for their share.” Modest One. How could you take It for so tittle! And te’ll do Just as nicely for any of the other wrestlers, won’t you. Fifty per cent Siarantee and let the St. Louis man carry e bag for all the expenses. Great!, Sotch Is a little better—It’B 60 per cent If rou’d like him. Within the last year pro-, noters have several times tried to bring bromlnent wrestlers here. But the wires lould not be pulled so that the shows •ould be made to break even. Poeeibility for Evil. Darker practices than mere control ot (he wrestler’s time and dates are hinted it by the enemies of the trust. If the truet is nursing a prospective big match, we are told, through wire pulling It pre rents the affair reaching an ante-climax luch aa might happen by having the wrestling gentleman being groomed for die the championship occasion beaten be fore he meets Gotch. All wrestlers are “painted” by the trust, for bouts with Sotch. When Mahmout came to this country, t was over a tortuous route that he worked his way up to Gotch. He met •verythlng In eight before he finally won (he privilege of getting beaten—Just as •veryone knew would happen all along. But think of the box office receipts before (he Mahmout lemon was entirely •queered! Next It was Zbyszko, who was Imported ind sent around the circuit. And does It aot look peculiar tnat Gotoh could not budge this man In Buffalo long ago, but •ould throw him twice In half an hour at Chicago? The difference between a $6,000 bouse and a $35,000 gate explains, perhaps. Smart Men, Those Trusty Ginks. There’s nothing really Illegal in what Is actually known of the trust’* methods. But the combination stultifies the game a Mt, It Is perhaps not more to be censured than the theatrical trust. The man who deserves most blame gets tway with least. He Is Frank Gotch. He lends his assistance to the plans of the promoters In their "date” making. With-' jut Gotch the "trust” would fall of Its, own weight. If Gotch really retires, now Is the time, ye gentlemen of promoting Instincts, who lave been raving for a chance to re-open Ihe wrestling game in this and other titles, to step In and guess who Is to be text champion, and get him down on a jontract. If you do you can get a little pin money for the winter hoard, too. Practice That Made Perfect. From Life. ‘‘Yes, Bir,” says the barber, deftly rubbing the lather Into the scalp of the patron, “I was ship’s barber on a trans pacific steamer for five years, until Ihe ship was wrecked and I was cast iway on an Island In the south seas. I lived there for two years and never law a human being, but when I was rescued I flatter myself I was a better ihampooer than ever. I kept In prac tice all the time." "How did you manage It?” aBks the patron. “I shampooed the cocoanuts.” She Knew the Worst. From tho St. Louis Star. Mistress (hiring servant)—I hope you know your place? Servant—Oh, yes, mum! The last three girls you had told me all about It.” _ _ _ His Marks. From the London Sketch. Sister Ann—Did yer get any mark! at school terday, BUI? Bill—Yus, but they’re where thej don't show. Wave Your Hand to Care. Get out Into the morning And breathe the blessed air. Light up your soul with sunshine And wave your hand to care. Go where the streams are singing. Stand where the skies are fair. 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