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BHBk Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn. Mass. . WESTERN CANADA What Governor Deneen, of Illinois, Says About It: ^Governor Deneen, of Illinois, owns a sec tion of land in Saskatchewan. Canada. He has said in an interview: “As an American I am delighted to see the re markable progress of Western Canada. Our people are flocking across the boundary in thou sands, and I have not yet met one who admitted he had made a mistake. They are all doing well. There is scarcely a com munity in the Middle or Western States that has not a representative in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta.” 125 Million Bushels of Wheat in 1909 Western Canada field crops for 1909 will easily yield tothefurm er 9170,000,000.00 In cash. Free liomesteuds of 100 acres, and pre-emptions of 100 ucres at 93.00 an acre. Railway and Lr.nd Companies have land for sale at reasonable prices. Many form- I era have paid for their land out of the proceeds of one crop. Splendid climate, good schools, excellent railway facilities, low freight rates, wood, water and lumber easily obtained. For pamphlet “Last Best West,” particulars as to suitable location I end low settlers' rate, apply to Bup't of Immigration, Ottawa, Can., or to the following Canadian Gov’t Agents: E. T. Holmes.SIB Jackson 8t., 8t. Paul, Minn.: J. M. MacLachlan, Box 116. Watertown. South Dakotaand W. V. Bennett. Room 4. Bee Building, Omaha, Neb. <Use address nearest you.) Please say where yon saw this advertisement, KNOW THE CAUSE OF YOUR AILMENT FREE! Diagnosing disease by analysing the urine has proven a great benefit to suffering humanity as the test of urine reveals the cause of your Ailments. When the cause is removed, the road to health is short and quick. A. W. 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He began by mixing the male pollen of the orange with the female pollen of the cucumber. A strange looking product was the re sult. The color and shape are nearly that of an orange. The skin is smooth like the cucumber. The vine on which the fruit grows is but little changed from that of the cucumber. The taste of the orange-cu cumber is more acid, and a little more at tractive than that of the cucumber. Last year Mr. Hill mixed the male orange pol len with the female pollen of the orange cucumber. The result was a more marked orange sort of a cucumber. Last fall he mixed as Defore and the orange size and shape, the naval being dis tinct and full of seeds. The section marks of the orange show through the skin, but when the product is sliced into sections, do not exist within, the texture and com position are still the cucumber, though the substance is softer, the inner seeds smaller, and to the taste slightly sweet, but exceedingly agreeable. THE KENTUCKIAN WAS PLEASED. He Secured a Good Half-Section in Central Canada. It is not only from Kentucky, but from thirty-five to forty different states that there comes the expression of satisfaction from those who have taken up lands In Central Canada as a free homestead or have purchased lands. Mr. E. K. Bell, of Frankfort, Ken tucky, writes to a Canadian govern ment official, and says: "I have just returned from Alberta, overjoyed with my trip. Your literature was very flattering, but not half what I found It. I bought a half section between Calgary and Edmonton, one mile from railroad, near a good town. This Is the best country Tever saw or ever expect to see. I will go in the spring and get to work on my place. I think it is the coming country of the world.” Some of the papers describe the set tling of the Canadian West as “becom ing a fever with a great many people. The lure of Its golden promises is creeping Into their hearts and many are they who are answering the call of that unsettled territory.” This paper editorially cautions its readers to exercise care and thought before moving to a distant country. This would be a wise precaution, and Is ex actly what the Canadian officials ask. The success of the settler who has made Canada his home for years Is the best evidence that can be offered. And of the large number of Ameri cans who have made their homes in Canada, very few have returned. All are satisfied. It is all right to have a policeman around, but a good conscience is bet ter and costs less. afr«. Wli.i.w'1 iooTHino STitrr for Ohndr.a -flblDg, sotlebs lb. gum., reduce, lnfl.mia.il on. .ll.jsp.lfi, .nr., wind cello, lie . belli. , Man can be constant to three things at a time, two of which are himself, and the third in doubt. PILES CURED IN « TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is jUBristiwd to cure sflj case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudin# Pile* ifi t to 14 days ur money refunded. JOt »SJ DADDY’S ^ GOOD-NIGHT STORIES By Farmer Smith. THE WASH RAG DOG. “Daddy," said Ethel one night, "do tell me more about Old Lady Fiddle sticks' dog.” Her father tucked her in bed and be gan: “When the old lady got back from the sky the morning after the Gentle Breeze promised her the Wash Rag Dog she heard a very loud barking, and upon opening the door saw the most peculiar dog she had ever seen. It looked just like a large wash rag, only it had legs and two beady eyes, which closed every time it barked, and it seemed to bark all the time. “ 'I see that the Gentle Breeze has been here before me and has provided me with a dog,' said the old lady. " 'I wonder what I shall call him,'1 she said thoughtfully. Just then there was a tapping at the door. " 'Come in,' she said, and the Gentlq Breeze came in with a rush. - ‘You see, I have brought you the dog. My brother, the Wind, was in a great hurry and could come no further than the top of the hill, so I brought the little fellow the rest of the way.’ " What shall I cull him?' asked OlfA Lady Fiddlesticks. “ It seems to me my brother said his name was Catsup,’ replied the Breeze. “ 'What a funny name for a dog,’ said the old lady. 'Are you sure that is right?' " Yes, I think that is his name,’ said the Breeze. ‘Suppose we ask him.' Then, turning to the dog, she said: ‘If your name is Catsup, turn around three times.’ "The dog shut his eyes and barked with all his might. Then he turned around and began wagging his tail so hard the old lady thought he would break himself. " 'He wants you to give him some popover dumplings,’ said the Gentle Breeze. At this the Wash Rag Dog Closed his eyes and barked for half an hour.” WHY DOGS TURN ROUND AND ROUND. "Have you ever noticed," said Ethel s father one night, “that a dog turns 'round and 'round before he lies down?" "Yes, Daddy, I have and will you tell me why?” asked little Ethel. "The story ts simple, and here it is," said her father. "Old Lady Fiddlesticks was sitting by the lire one night when she noticed her dug Catsup turning round and 'round b< fore he lay down. She got up to see what was the matter. She could find nothing, for she had a comfortable pil low for him to sleep on. She thought the best thing would be to ask the Gen tle Breeze why it was he seemed so restless before he lay down. "So when the Gentle Breeze came the dear old lady asked her why it was the dog went 'round and ’round before he lav down to go to sleep. " ‘I know most everything about good dogs, but that is too much for me,' she said. ‘Suppose we write a note to the wise old Owl. He knows everything.’ “ -l must tell you something which you may not know. When you wish to know anything, you write your ques tion on tlie leaf of a honeysuckle vine and put it in the fire at dead of night,’ said the Gentle Breeze. "But I will not be here then,” said ' tilt1 UiU 1<UIV. "I intend to do it tonight, with a honeysuckle leaf and a porcupine's quill with some violet's blue for ink,’ said the Gentle Breeze. And she did so and very soon the old Owl came with his answer. Looking very wise he said: '• 'A very, very long time ago dogs lived in tile long grass beside the Chick en Broth river. Every time the dogs wanted to lie down they turned 'round and 'round to make a nice soft bed. From that day to this a dog turns 'round and 'round before lying down, and if you say 'Chicken Broth river' to any dog he will smile at you and wag | his tail in memory of the long ago.’ “ 'Thank you.' said the Gentle Breeze. 'I shall tell Old Lady Fiddlesticks, and I know she will thank you.’ ” THE NIGHTINGALE. "Did Old Lady Fiddlesticks have a canary to sing to her?" asked Ethel one night. "No." said her father, "but she had the Nightingale and I will tell you how she came to have one. "One morning when Old Lady Fiddle sticks was busy around her house get ting ready to go to bed she heard a knock at the door and said, 'Come in,’ for she knew it was the Gentle Breeze, who always came to blow upon the old lady's forehead before she went to bed. " ‘I was listening to the most beauti ful music I ever heard,’ said the Gentle Breeze. It was the Nightingale sing ing, and I have brought you a most beautiful white rose, thinking the Nightingale might come and sing for you. Here is the rose.’ " ‘Thank you.' said Old Lady Fiddle sticks, 'but what has the rose to do with it?' “ ‘Did you not know, my dear, that tlie Nightingale sings its sweetest when its hreast is pressed against a thorn?' " ‘I did not know that,’ replied the old lady as she smelled the fragrant rose. 'We must not think that there are thorns among roses, but that it is beautiful to think that even among thorns we find roses.’ “ 'I had not thought of it that way,' said the Gentle Breeze. 'But here comes the Nightingale and It will sing now before it grows too light.’ "So the Nightingale came and, perch ed on the stem of the beautiful rose which the Breeze had brought, sang its sweetest for Old Lady Fiddlesticks while its breast was pressed against the thorn. “And the Gentle Breeze took the song of the Nightingale and carried it out so that the flowers could hear It also." Little Ethel was fast asleep and her father had to stop. HE KNEW THEM. Willi*—Say. pop, what la a malty aillllonalr*f Hi* Father—A man who under protea) pt;i tax on about I In France, they have an expressive phrase, "liquid money." It means that part of the family income which Is used for the necessities and luxuries of life. It is kept apart from the more serious, substantial portion of the income, which Is that set aside for saving. Han Ecifnis on Hands, "I had eczema on my hands for ten I years. I had three good doctors but none of them did any good. I then used one box of Cutlcura Ointment and three bottles of Cutlcura Resolvent and wa9 completely cured. My hands were raw all over, Inside and out, and the eczema was spreading all over my body and limbs. Before I had used one bottle, together with the Cutlcura Ointment, my sores were nearly healed over, and by the time I had used the third bottle, 1 was entirely well. To any one who has any skin or blood disease I would honestly ad vise them to fool with nothing else, but to get Cutlcura and get well. My hands have never given me the least bit of trouble up to now. “My daughter's hands this summer becazne perfectly raw with eczema. She could get nothing that would do them any good until she tried Cutl cura. She used Cutlcura Resolvent and Cutlcura Ointment and In two weeks they were entirely cured. 1 have used Cutlcura for other members of my family and It always proved suc cessful. Mrs. M. E. Falln, Speers Ferry, Va„ Oct. 19, 1909." Words of encouragement are as cheap as the other kind, and are worth double the price. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet*. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature is on each box. 2SC. Husbands who do not talk to their wives might do better If they had a chance. A good honest remedy for Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlins Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive out all pain and Inflammation. No baseball fan Is too Ignorant of mathematics to figure up the percent age of batting averages. WREN YOUR JOINTS ARE STIFF xnd muscles sore from cold, rheumatism or neural gia; when you slip, strain or bruise yourself use Perry Pavia' Painkiller. The home romedy 70 years. “Third” the Most Probable. From the Washington Star. Harrington Putnam, Judge Gaynor’s successor on the New York bench, Is noted for his logical mind. Once, at a dinner at Red Lodge, his country house near Denning, Mr. Put nam gave an admirable Instance of this mental quality. The conversation had turned to non-marrying widows, and Mr. Putnam disposed of the question thus: "When a beautiful widow says that she will not marry again on any condi tion, It may be, first, her husband was so good that she could never care for another man again; or It may be, sec ond, that her experience In married life was such as to make her desire no more of It; or It may be, third, that she is telling a falsehood." French Sport. Charles M. Schwab was talking about sport. "The French,” he said, with a laugh, "are the great sportsmen. ‘Le sport'— that Is their adoration. "I'll never forget how I watched, one whole afternoon, from the Casino terrace of Monte Carlo, a couple of Frenchmen In a boat shooting seagulls. The blue Mediterranean was dotted with the beautiful white dead birds. They were, of course, no use to any body. "I know a man who Joined a great crowd about a sewer grating In the Rue St. Honore, In Paris. "An excited Frenchman was fishing through the grating. He lowered a strong hook baited with meat, and ev ery three or four minutes he brought up, squealing and wriggling, a fat rat. Soon he had 80 or 40 rats lying at his feet. "The crowd was beside Itself with the excellence of this sport. "'Splendlde!' It shouted, at each fresh catch. 'Superbe!' ‘Magnlflquel’ "Then the gendarmes came and ar rested the rat fisher. The crowd writhed with Indignation. It followed the prisoner to the gendarmle. It roared: I " ‘A has la tyrannle! Vive le sport I ltbre!—Down with tyrrany! Hurrah [for untrammeled sport!' "My friend said there came near be ing a revolution." Children Who Are Sickly. Mothers should never be without a box of Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chil dren. They break up colds In 24 hours, cure Feverishness, Constipation, Headache, Teethlriv Disorders and Stomach Trou bles. 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It’s only a “tenderfoot” farmer that would try such on experiment with a cow. But many a farmer feeds A/ro telf regardless of digestion and nutrition. He might almost as well eat shav ings for all the good he gets out of his food. The result is that the stomach grows “weak” the action of the organs of digestion and nutrition are impaired and the man suffers the miseries of dyspepsia and the agonies of nervousness* To strengthen the stomach, restore the activity of the or* Hans of dlHestlon and nutrition and brace up the nerves, use Dr, Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. It Is an an* SalllnH remedy, and has the confidence of physicians na veil as the praise of thousands healed by Its use. In the strictest sense “Golden Medical Discovery” is a temperance medi cine. It contains neither intoxicants nor narcotics, and is as free from alcohol as from opium, cocaine and other dangerous drugs. All ingredients printed on its outside wrapper. Don’t let a dealer delude you for his own profit. 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In this world’s fight I’ve done my part; If God be God He knows It well; He will not turn His back on me and send me down to blackest hell Because I have not prayed aloud and shouted in the market-place. ’T Is what we do, not what we say, that makes us worthy of His grac#. —Jeannette L. Gilder In Putnam’s.