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What Governor Deneen, cf Illinois
Says About It:
.^Governor Deneen, of Illinois, owns a sec
of land in Saskatchewan,
Canada. Ho has said in
Ian interview:
“As an American I am
delighted to see the re
markablo progress of
Western Canada. Our
people are flocking across
the boundary in thou
sands, and I have not yet
met one who admitted
ho had made a mistake.
They are all doing well.
There is scarcely a com
munity in the Middle or
Western States that has
a representative in Manitoba,
Saskatchewan or Alberta.”
125 Million Bushels of
Wheaf in 1909
Western Canada field crops for
1909 will easily yield to the farm
er $170,000,600.00 ill cash.
Free Homesteads of 160 ucres,
aud pre-emptions of 160 acres
£t $3.00 an acre. Railway and
r.nd Companies have land for sale
at reasonable prices. Many farm
ers have paid for their land out
of the proceeds of one crop.
. Splendid climate, good schools.
=m| excellent railway facilities, low
freight rates, wood, water and
lumber easily obtained.
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His Bitter Rebuke.
From the Cosmopolitan.
The dinner had not gone at all we'
The waiter was slow, the food was co
and the cooking was bad. The guest
the German restaurant was of a na
urally peevish disposition anyhow, at
he complained vigorously to the ties
waiter at hie table. As he wa* leavit
the waiter said humbly:
“It you only knew vat a hardt tin
use vaiters hat, you would nicht he :
hardt.”
"But,” said the guest, “why be
waiter?”
"Vot else eouldt I do?” asked ti
waiter
"Well,” said the guest, "up at tl
Metropolitan opera house they pay
Irian $5 a night to play the oboe. Y<
might try that.”
”Budt,” said the waiter. “I don
know' how to play dot oboe.”
"What is the difference,” observed tt
guest, as he turned away, leaving
much mystified waiter. "You don
know how to be a waiter, either; yc
might scatter your incompetence.”
Goodness is not so difficult after
mah has become too old to be bad.
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A COUNTRY WHOSE
SOIL SPELLS WHEAT
And Out of Whose Farms
Thousands Are Grow
ing Rich
What President Taft and Others
Think About Canada
Another Fat Year for the Ca
nadian West
Our Canadian neighbors to the north
are again rejoicing over an abundant
harvest, and reports from reliable
sources go to show that the total yield
of 1909 will be far above that of any
other year.
It is estimated that $100,000,000 will
this year go into the pockets of the
3 western farmers from wheat alone, an
r other $00,000,000 from oats and barley,
1 while returns from other crops and
) from stock will add $10,000,000 more,
j Is it any wonder then that the farnp
. ' ers of the Canadian West are happy?
j Thousands of American farmers
, have settled in the above mentioned
provinces during the past year; men
! who know the West and its possibili
ties, and who also know, perhaps bet
! ter than any other people, the best
l methods for profitable farming.
President Taft said recently, in
speaking of Canada:
VV c Litl Y C uccii ftiriiig aucau ou i a. ^
* idly in our own country that our heads
, have been somewhat swelled with the
idea that we are carrying on our.
Bhoulders all the progress there is in
the world. We have not been con
scious that there is on the north a
young country and a young nation
that is looking forward, as it well
may, to a great national future. They
have 7,000,000 people, but the country
is still hardly scratched.”
James J. Hill, speaking before the
Canadian Club of Winnipeg a few days
ago, said:
"I go back for 53 years, when 1
came west from Canada. At that time
Canada had no Northwest. A young
boy or man who desired to carve his
own way had to cross Jhe line, and to
day it may surprise you—one out of
every five children born in Canada
lives in the United States. Now you
are playing the return match, and the
Northwest is getting people from the
United States very rapidly. We
brought lpO land-seekers, mainly from
Iowa and Southern Minnesota, last
night, out of St. Paul, going to the
Northwest. Now, these people have
- all the way from five, ten to twenty
thousand dollars each, and they will
I make as much progress on the land in
1 one year as any one man coming from
* the Continent of Europe can make,
k doing the best he can do, in ten, fif
| teen or twenty years.”
P it is evident from the welcome given
American settlers in Canada that the
Canadian people appreciate them.
(Writing from Southern Alberta re
cently, an American farmer says:
“We are giving them some new ideas
about being good farmers, and they
are giving us some new ideas about
being good citizens. They have a law
' against taking liquor into the Indian
” reservation. One of our fellows was
k caught on a reservation with a bottle
* on him, and it cost him $50. One of
the Canadian mounted police found
* him, and let me tell you, they find
a everyone who tries to go up against
", the laws of the country.
. On Saturday night every bar-room
* is closed at exactly 7 o’clock. Why,?
e Because it is the law, and it’s the
>, same with every other law. There
1, isn’t a bad man in the whole district,
e and a woman can come home from
a town to the farm at midnight, if she
wants to, alone. That’s Canada’s idea
how to run a frontier; they have cer
tainly taught us a lot.
On the other hand, we are running
_ their farms for them better than any
*• other class of farmers. I guess I can
« say this without boasting, and the
Canadians appreciate us. We turn
lil out to celebrate Dominion Day; they
- are glad to have us help to farm the
1. Misplaced Blame.
d i From the Kansas City Star,
n A young couple of Liberty were
t- ! walking past a dry goods store when
d the wife stopped to admire some of the
d dresses. After a moment she returned
g to where she had left her husband and
grasping an arm complained: "You
,e never want to stop and look at any
10 j thing that interests me. You don’t care
for me any more. You haven’t kissed
a 1 me for three weeks.” It's not my fault,
j but my misfortune,” replied the man
,e | politely. It was not her husband.
re Did you ever have a good, old-fash
a ioned boy’s stomach ache? Of course
u you have. A little dose of Hamlins \Yiz
nrd Oil will chase away a colicky pain
t in tibe stomach like magic.
® And, still, a broken resolution can
.. be mended, but there will always be a
J ; weakest place.
Only One ‘‘BROMO QUININE
a That is LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look
ior the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure a Cold in One Uay. 25c.
Some people who protest against sin
might readily be mistaken for ordl
nary gossips.
I- * *
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,, when thoroughly rubbed in rebates strains and
11 sprains in Joints or muscles from any cause. All
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y Most any man would rather be right
,r than president of a corporation that
, tan not pay a liberal salary.
country; they know how to govern;
we know how to work."
Another farmer, from Minnesota,
who settled in Central Saskatchewan
some years ago, has the following to
say about the country:
“My wife and 1 have done well
enough since we came from the States;
we (*in live, anyway. We came in the
spring of 1001, with the first carload
of settlers' effects unloaded in these
parts, and built the first shanty be
tween Saskatoon and Lumsden. We
brought with our car of settlers’ ef
fects the sum of $1,800 in cash, to
day we are worth $40,000. We ‘proved
up’ one of the finest farms in Western
Canada, and bought 320 acres at $3
per acre. We took good crops off the
land for four years, at the end of
which we had $8,000 worth of im
provements in the way of buildings,
etc., and had planted three acres of
trees. Two years ago we got such a
good offer that we sold our laud at $45
per acre. From the above you will
see that we have not done badly since
our arrival.”
Prof. Thomas Shaw, of St. Paul,
Minnesota, with a number of other
well known editors fif American farm
journals, toured Western Canada re
cently, and in an interview at Winni
peg said, in part:
"With regard to the settlement of
the West I should say that it is only
well begun. I have estimated that
in Manitoba one-tenth of the land
had been broken, in Saskatchewan
one-thirtieth, and in Alberta, one-hun
died apd seventy-fifth. I am satisfied
that in all three provinces grain can
be growrn successfully up to the six
tieth parallel, and in the years to
come your vacant lands will be taken
at a rate of which you have at present
no conception. We have enough people
in the United States alone, who want
homes, to take up this land.
What you must do in Western Can
ada is to raise more live stock. When
you are doing what you ought to do
in this regard the land which Is now
selling for $20 an acre will be worth
from $50 to $100 per acre. It is as
good land as that which is selling for
more than $100 per acre in the corn
belt.
I would sooner raise cattle In West
ern Canada than in the corn belt ol
the United States. You can get your
food cheaper and the climate is bet
ter for the purpose. We have a bet
ter market, but your market will im
prove faster than your farmers will
produce the supplies. Winter wheat
can be grown in one-half of the coun
try through which I have passed, and
alfalfa and one of the varieties ol
■ clover in three-fourths of it. The
farmers do not believe this, but it is
true.”
Keeping pace with wheat production,
the growth of railways has been quite
as wonderful, and the whole country,
from Winnipeg to the Rocky Moun
tains, will soon be a net work ol
trunk and branch lines. Three great
transcontinental lines are pushing con
struction in every direction, and at
each siding the grain elevator is to be
found. Manitoba being the first set
tled province, has now an elevator ca
pacity of upwards of 25,000,000 bush
els; Saskatchewan, 20,000,000, and Al
berta about 7,000,000, while the ca
pacity of elevators at Fort William
and Port Arthur on the Great Lakes,
is upwards of 20,000,000 more.
Within the provinces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta there are
Hour and oatmeal mills with a com
billed capacity of 25,000 barrels per
day, and situated along some famous
water powers in New Ontario, there
are larger mills than will be found
anywhere in the prairie provinces.
Last year the wheat crop totalled
over 100,000,000 bushels. This year
the crop will yield 30,000,000 more.
A recent summary shows that on the
1st of January, 1909, the surveyed
lands of the three western provinces
totalled 134,000,000 acres, of which
about 32,000,000 have been given as
subsidies to railways, 11,000,000 dis
posed’of in other ways, and 38,000,000
given by the Canadian government as
free homesteads, being 236,000 home
steads of 160 acres each. Of this
enorrtious territory, there is probably
under crop at the present time less
than 11,000,000 acres; what the re
sults will be when wide awake set
tlers have taken advantage of Canada’s
offer and are cultivating the fertile
prairie lands one can scarcely imagine.
■■"■I
Criticism.
There were three critics: Slip and Slop
and Slapdash were their names;
And all three said: “Your mission, sir?
Your message? and your alms?"
“Kind gentlemen, to tell the truth.
Nor color truth with fable,
My chief concern Is just to write
As well as I am able.
“Mere honest work my mission is,
My message and my aim.”
“A man of words,” said Slip and Slop;
And Slapdash said the same.
William Watson.
Corrected.
Mr. Wigson—I married a widow.
Mr. Wagson—Strange! Everybody
&ays the widow married you.
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Any man who can find what lie is
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qualified for membership in an ex*
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sllajspela. cures wind collo. 2&e s botUe.
The tail of the llally comet is as ob
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Constipation causes many serious dis
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Divorce has become too common to
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IA MARKET DROP
THAT PUZZLED A
GREAT BANKER
BY E. J. .EDWARDS.
Seemingly, though not actually frail,
of slender physique, grizzly hair and
I gray bearded, with snowy white, but
unstarched linen, a dickey collar, an old
fashioned cravat, low shoes and home
knitted woolen stockings—such in the
closing years of his life was the physi
cal appearance and dress of John
Thompson, the man whose name was
known to every banker and storekeeper
In the United States before the civil
war as the author of "Thompson's
Banknote Reporter,” and to men of
tlnauce the world over from 1862 on
as the creator ot our national banking
system.
So he looked one day in 1890 when I
railed upon him at the time that con
gress was discussing the bill that after
wards became known as the Sherman
silver law, which provided for tho
monthly purchase .of silver bullion by
;he government, with tho Idea that such
action would keep silver from being de
monetized despite its enormous produc
tion in excess of the production of gold.
"Mr. Thompson,” I said, while the
old gentleman took from a capacious
coat pocket a little bunch of tobacco
leaves, tore off one, rolled It In his
fingers and tucked the impromptu twist
In some mysterious cavern in the back
of liis mouth, "I have been' told that
you are an ardent supporter of the pro
posed silver law now before congress.
"Why, of course 1 am,” he said, "and
I heartily believe In silver ns a money
metal that would easily pass current
If it had a fair chance. But silver has
been abused by our government. There
Isn't anvthing the matter with it ex
cept unfair treatment diicrimnation
against it in favor of gold. But," and
here the old gentleman chuckled, "it
is going to have fair treatment and I
fun telling all my friends who think I'm
crazv because I say silver and gold
should be the money of the country at
a fair ratio—say sixteen to one—that
I'm going to demonstrate it, and Uncle
Sam is going to demonstrate it, too.’*
This, parenthetically, was several
years before the national campaign in
which the silver issue was paramount.
All that was said then ,ln favor of
silver was thus compacted into a few
of our national banking system, found
er of the first of the national banks,
now one of the greatest banking insti
tutions of the world, and a multimil
lionaire.
“You know,” he continued with an
other chuckle, "they say that money
talks. Well, that's the way that I am
going to talk to my friends. I am
going to make converts of them by
letting them hear money talk. They
call me a sliver proselyter. Well, this
is the way I’m proselyting. I've got a
little document here that's going to be
the greatest silver argument that any
one can offer.”
He took from a drawer of his desk
a piece of paper, read what was written
upon it and then, turning it over,
showed me a list of six names written
in pencil upon the back. Several ol
these names were of prominent finan
ciers, who had spoken publicly against
the proposed silver law.
"I bought a 'put' for quite a little sum
of money—I won't tell you how much—
a few months ago when silver was pret
. ty low," chuckled the old gentleman.
"The option runs for a month yet. Be
fore it expires, if the silver law passes
congress—and it is going to—the price
of silver, on a parity with gold, will
he on a ratio of sixteen to one. Ther
I'm going to ‘put’ my option to the
broker I bought it of, take my profits
and divide the proceeds among those
six men. That’ll be quite a little penny
for each of them, and I guess it wil
be a convincing argument, proving tc
them that old John Thompson isn't
crazy after all, but right.” And this
picturesque possessor of a fortune ol
ten millions, made In banking, smilec
broadly in anticipation ,of the victory
over his friends that he saw ahead ol
him.
But upon the day, some little time
after the Sherman silver law yvas
passed, that the option became avail
able, the price of silver fell, and Mr
Thompson lost the money he had
risked upon that argument. "I don’i
understand it," he said to me, with s
mystified shake of his head. “I don’i
understand It. Silver ought to have
gone to a parity with gold at sixteen
to one. There's a kink somewhere—]
don’t understand it.”
Ami this was John Thompson, cre
ator of our national banking system
who could not see that the enormous
production of silver, as compared wit!
the production of gold, had in spite ol
government legislation aimed to boost
up the price of silver, caused the price
to drop under the well known economic
law of supply and demand.
(Copyright, 1909, by E. J. Edwards.)
.... ■ ♦ m ■ ■
Persian Justice.
The revolutionary party in Persia !i
circulating on postcards and in largei
form a picture descriptive of "Persiar
Justice," which shows three bandits
hanging by their feet from the city
gate of Tauris. The men, almost
naked, are shoyvn suspended from ar
opening in the wall, the ropes binding
their feet heing fastened to a pillar
next to which a military guard standi
at "attention." “For hours,” runs th<
legend under the picture, “these
yvretches, the robber Ago and his com
panions, hung, in their badly woundec
condition, before death relieved theli
agony. Thousands of people of all ages
and classes looked mournfully upor
thnan irlfHma rtf ‘Pprdijm iimtlco 1 "
_ _
Hard on German Actcrs.
In commenting on the German stagi
and German actors, after a visit t<
Berlin, Sir Charles Wyr.dnam says that
while the German actors might bi
capable character portrayers, the;
could not give a proper representatloi
of a gentleman, being incapable evei
of dressing like one. He said also tha
the modern problem play was far be
yond the German actor’s field of vision
A Berlin paper says that, while it ma;
agree with Sir Charles as to the gen
tleman on the German stage, then
seems to be no good reason for thi
critieicsm as to the problem plays
"The English people may keep thel
tailors,” says the writer, "but we clain
the superior actor.”
Locked Out of Prison.
In one of the Basque provinces o
Spain there is a prison which open;
the doors every morning and the pris
oners go into the town for housework
gardening or some trade. Some act a;
commissioners. In the evening the;
quietly return at the appointed tlmi
to the prison, and the Jailer carefull;
identities them before withdrawing thi
bolts for their admission. Once a pris
oner ventured to present at the gate;
of the prison in a state of inebriety
and the Jailer refused to admit him
"To punish you,” he said, "you wil
tonight sleep out of doors.” And thi
prisoner, it is recorded, in spite of tear;
and entreaties, was condemnmed ti
pass the night outside.
Good Job.
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Second Tramp—A tank in a brew,
ery.
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“Call Me Not Dead.’’
Call me not dead when I, indeed, have
gone
Into the rompnny of the everllvlng
High and most glorious poets! Let
thanksgiving
Rather be mude. Say—“He at last hath
won
Rest and release, converse supreme and
wise,
Music and song and light of immortal
faces:
Today, perhaps, wandering In starry
places
He hath met Keats, and known him by
his eyes. -
Tomorrow (who can say) Shakespeare
may pass,—
And our lost friend just catch one
syllable
Of that three-centuried wit that kept so
well,—
Or Milton, or Dante, looking on the grass
Thinking of Beatrice, and listening still
To chanted hymns that sound from the
heavenly hill.”
—Richard Watson Gilder.
Preparing for a Full Report.
From Fife.
A fascinating woman is employed by
the United States secret service to get
lit the secrets of congressmen and sen
ators. The following correspondence
Was exchanged by wireless:
“Your report Is vague. Obtain fur
ther particulars."
“Ain having a lovers' quarrel with
him. Shall be reconciled tomorrow;
will send full details."
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
u8 mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whols
system when entering It through the mu
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from reputa
ble physicians, as the damage they will dc
Is tenfold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney Sc Co., To
ledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. In buy
ing Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. It Is taken Internally and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Trice, 75c per bottle
Take Hall’s Family Tills for constipation
— . --
Gold vs. Cotton.
Although gold Is produced In 23 states
und territories of the United States the
cotton crop far exceeds the gold produc
' tlon In value. The statistics of the mint
' give the total gold production of the
1 country during the year as valued at $94,
| f,60,000. These figures show an increase of
$4.124,300 over 1907. The entire cotton crop
1 of the south In normal years is about 11,
! 000,000 bales, which at 12 cents a pound has
' a value of $090,000,000, or more than seven
times the value of the country's gold
1 product.
! Busy Steel Works.
\ The steel plants in the Pittsburg dis
. trict are running about full capacity, and
* all report being behind on their orders,
i The Carnegie Steel company is handing
out to Its employes the largest pay roll
since October, 1907, and the same is true
of the other plants, the aggregate of
which for the district is about a million
’ dollars a day.
One of the peculiarities about family
1 frees Is that they yield so many kind
’ of fruit.
) _ « » --
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The proprietors of Doan’s Kidnej
i Remedy offer in another part of this
- paper a free trial of their renowned
j specific for Kidney diseases. By cut
> ting out the coupon in another col
i umn and sending it to Foster-Milburn
» Co., Buffalo, N. Y., a trial of the rem
edy will be sent without charge. Thla
shows the confidence of the proprietor!
in the efficacy of the remedy, els«
they would not undergo this great ex
pense.
New Year Morn in New York.
Wow,
There was a roisterous, rollicking, rump*
tious row
All night
Till broad daylight
And then everybody went to bed
To wake up with a head.
Say, it was line
Knocking Nineteen-nine,
Jollying Nineteen-ten,
And then—
Well,
The morning after was h—orrible.
Two million lips were hot and thick.
A million tongues were dry
And rattled round in drier mouths
Whose temperature was high.
By gum,
Everybody was going some.
There was a sound of revelry—
A hundred million sounds,
And old and young
Blew out a bung
To go the New York rounds.
It was gay,
Gay
On the Great White \Vay,
While every side street turned out strong
To push the festal scene along
Oh, but they shouted,
And crowded and rushed,
And rattled and tooted,
And ate things and lushed.
They sang out the old
And they sang in the new
With a genuine little old
Hullyballoo.
Gee whiz,
There was nothing pazziz
About New York putting the Old
Out In the cold.
And giving the New Year
The welcome cheer, , j
Except—well,
The morning after was
Different!
What?
—W. J. Dampton, In New York World
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