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CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
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Thirty Years
CASTORIA
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New Style.
Pastor—Mary, are you* quite sure
this man Is your affinity?
Bride—Yes, sir.
Pastor—John, are you quite sure
this woman is your affinity?
Groom—Yes, sir.
Pastor—Very well. I hereafter pro
nounce you man and superman.
Fate.
I shot an arrow in the air.
Nor marked the course on which it
sped.
Then, jumping cats, how I did swear!
The blamed thing landed on my head.
am. Wlngiow* oooTnura exBtrr tor chlMru.
teething; eofteua the gums, reaucea lndtmmAUoa.
tele pain- ouren win/1 r—l;- ** oent a nottle
Silencing a Boaster.
Uncle Zeke (back from the city)—
You talk about cheap ridin’! I rode 20
tniles on a street k’yar an’ all it cost
me was a nickel.
Uncle Jed—Gosh! That ain’t nothin’.
(When I was thar last year I rode to
the top o’ the tallest buildin’ in town.
«n’ it didn’t cost me a blamed cent!
Switzerland protects one of its great
est natural resources by a law forbid
ding the transmission into foreign
countries of electricity generated by
water power, except upon permit
granted by the federal council, revoc
able, if necessary for the public good.
("FURS WANTED-*
We will net you 22 to 26 cents I
straight through for your Muskrats B
according to No. of kit*. $1.00 each for B
prime Skunk, broad stripes included. All 1
kinds of Furs booming. Write for price B
list. PEMBER’S HIDE Sc FUR HOUSE, U
Drawer 20, Ottawa, Iowa. |
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Mltegk in Sioux City. H. C. GAR DIM SR,
Pxtant Xttoruy. 4th and hUrca Sioux City. la
6I0UX CITY P'T’G^CoTT275—1~ 1909
A 300-Pound Sunfish.
From the San Francisco Chronicle.
Fishermen In the employ of the Western
Fish company made a remarkable catch
15 miles outside the Heads yesterday.
While fishing from the Farragut they felt
a hard tug on one of the lines and a few
minutes later hauled on deck a giant sun
fish.
The fish weighed 300 pounds and meas
ured five feet In length. As might be ex
pected, he put up a hard fight. Sunfish
are rarely captured off this coast, as they
are natives of Japan. The big fish at-;
traded a world of attention along the
waterfront when placed on exhibition. .
PILES CURED 11V O TO 14 DAYS 1
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrua-.
lng Piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded.
50c.
Impatience Rebuked.
From the Argonaut.
The minister of a certain parish In
Scotland was walking one misty night
through a street of the village when he
fell into a deep hole. There was no
ladder by which he could make his
escape, and he began to shout for help.
A laborer passing, heard his cries, and,
looking down, asked who he was. The
minister told him, whereupon the
laborer remarked: "Weel, weel, ye
needna kick up slch a noise. You’ll
no’ be needed afore Sawbath, an’ this
is only Wednesday nlcht.”
If Yon Are a Trifle Senelllve
About tbe size of your shoes, It's a. satisfac
tion to know you can wear smaller shoes by
sprinkling Allen’s Foot-Ease Into them.
When rubbers or overshoes become neces
sary and your shoes pinch, Allen's^ Foot
Ease gives Instant relief. Sold Everywhere,
25c. Sample FREE. Address Allen S. Olm
sted, Le Roy, N. Y. Accept no substitute.
How to burn smoke, avoid sparks
and eliminate combustible matter are
requisites of railway locomotive build
ers In Holland. All railway locomo
tives before acceptance must be pro
vided especially with a contrivance for
burning smoke and preventing sparks
emission.
Start the New Year Right!
, TART the new year with a clean
mind and a clean body 1
Most people are very neat
and clean in their outward
•ppearanoe, but how about the inside?
Are you clean Inside?
And if not, how can you face the New
Year with clean thoughts, clear intelli
gence, a fair, Just, and bright mind, and
your full shar%.of capacity for work and
•njoyment.
• • •
The holidays are over and everybody's
had a good time—perhaps a little too much
of a good time. Over-eating and over
drlnklng have been the rule ever since
Thanksgiving Day.
Many people get little exercise in winter
And breathe much stuffy, over-heated in
side air.
At the same time they eat too much rich
and Indigestible food, while fresh fruit and
fresh vegetables are scarce in the market.
So stomach and bowels are liable to bo
over-taxed.
* » *
Clog up, stretch and paralyze the large
Intestine by over-stuffing it with undi
gested food, so it can not carry off the
useless refuse, and it “backs up” the
tewage, and compels the small intestine
to absorb the poison of decaying matter,
Instead of wholesome nourishment.
That’s what must happen. Isn’t It plain
•s day?
What's the result?
Nearly everybody “gains ip flesh" in
the winter time, but it’s pussy fat — not
healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets
Inactive; the bile doesn't “work off";
the eyes get yellow; the skin gets dead
Uke putty and pale like dough, with boils,
pimples, blackhead^, liver-spots to break
the monotony.
Dizziness, headaches, blurred vision,
foul breath, sleeplessness and a temper
ftka g wild cat make such persons very
pleasant company to themselves and
others.
• * •
But, you say—"I’ll take a course of
Spring medicine to clean me out next
April.”
Not considering your duty to yourself
and family, Isn't it certain that to leavs
the body full of poison all winter, and
then suddenly attempt to force out all
Impurities by one violent attack is danger
ous, absurd and unreasonable?
* * *
Keep clean inside all the time. That’s
the simple solution.
If you can not diet, or keep your mech
anism going by proper exercise, the self
evident alternative is to take Cascarets,
the sweet, fragrant, harmless little vege
table tablets, that "act like exercise" on
your bowels, and gently but powerfully
clean out and disinfect the whole diges
tive canal.
A Cascaret every night before going to
bed will "work while you sleep ” and
make you " feel fine in the morning."
If you have been neglecting yourself
for some time, take a Cascaret night and
morning and break up the "constipated
habit ” without acquiring a ” cathartlo
habit.”
• e •
Cascarets are sold by all druggists. 10c,
25o and 50c. The 10c size trial box Is a
neat fit for the vest pocket or lady’s purse.
Be sure to get the genuine, with the
" long-tailed C ” on the box and the letter*
“CCC” on each tablet. They are never
sold In bulk.
* * •
w met to our frienmi
_We want to wad to oar friends a beautiful
French-designed GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX
hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the
dressing (able. Ten cents in stamps Is asked as a
me»sare of good faith and to cover cost ofCsscareti
with which tfis dainty trinket is loaded. 711
.Send today, mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New Verb
In^ for feminine eyes
This blouse was made ot liberty satin. It has gatherings on the shoulders,
and the front is cut V-shape; trimmed with small revers ending in a small tie.
The sleeves are plain, and pointed over the hand and finished with buttons.
The vest and collar are made of allover lace. The waist Is made over a fitted
. lining.
Small Talk of
Fads and Fashions
The lapel Is seen on everything.
Flannel waists are to be much worn.
Ottoman silk is a favorite in millin
ery.
Skirts are narrow and trains posi
tively skimpy.
There will be an unusual demand for
satin this year.
The rage for things oriental is quite
as virulent as ever.
The modern muff consists of staring
eyes and wagging tails.
Schoolgirls wear immense flat hats
of plush or beaver.
Paris will make use of skunk as a
trimming and in small furs.
• Plum and prune color Is a favorite
I In elaborate street suits.
The one eyelet pump will be worn In
[ the house all this winter.
Peacock tints, beautifully blended,
are the success of the hour.
Most buttons now have a protecting
ring of metal, bone or'horn.
Buttons of all sizes are more em
ployed than for years and years.
Large headed hair pins and barrettes
will almost cover the head.
The two toned striped stockings are
the most fashionable hosiery.
French lingerie, brought over for
brides, shows much less elaboration.
Laces showing an intermingling of
metal thread are fashionable.
Furs to the flimsiest chiffons are be
dizened more or less with braid.
The Jabot of white net is still stylish
with dressy tailor-mades.
Brown is smart, but only in the
lighter and more unusual shades.
Though several sorts of overskirts
figure, skirts proper are untrlmmed.
Coat revers are long, often extending
down almost to the waistline.
The American Beauty waistcoat adds
a smart touch to a black coat suit.
One fad is the employment of black
chllfon with colored cloth and silk
gowns.
Dog collars come In links of solid Jet
or In links studded with cut Jet beads.
It Is a noticeable feature of the gir
dles that they all fasten at the side.
It Is a fancy Just now to line fur
coats with brocade in the shade of the
skin.
Single buttons at prices current in
Jewelry departments are not at all un
usual.
Little neck pieces, composed of fur
bands and ruffles, are the thing Just
now.
The walking suit that typifies the
directolre adaptations has a coat which
escapes the skirt hem by an inch.
For tailor-mades ruching of linen,
plaited tiny and extremely narrow—in
fact, Just a line—is fashionable.
In fur neck pieces the flat stole is
accorded a second place by the newer
shawl shaped capes that end at the
waistline.
A new chain girdle in various color
combinations such as white and gold,
blue and gold, taupe and gold, is very
pretty.
A smart coat is fastened across the
waistcoat with frogs of green corded
silk, slung from the buttons on the
mitered cloth.
Muffs are square, of bad form, and
much larger than those of last year,
when there was a return of favor to
the smaller types. They are adorned
with heads and tails, frequently in
groups of three.
WORLD'S HIGHEST
CAFE IN SWITZ
What la probably the highest restau
rant In the world has been opened at
the Elsmeer station of the Jungfrau
railway in Switzerland. It Is 10,000 feet
above sea level, close to the summit of
the mountain. The food Is not cooked
by means of ordinary fuel, but by elec
tricity generated by the Lutschine wa
terfall, deep down In the valley below.
With an expenditure of 30 kilowatts of
electrical energy It Is possible to pre
pare a five course dinner for a party
of 100 persons In a short time. The
guests are accommodated In a large
hall hewn out of the solid rock and
heated by electricity. The view from
the huge windows comprises mountain
scenery, which for grandeur perhaps
has no equal In the world.
AUTUMN NOVELTIES.
From Harper's Bazar.
What are ‘'engagements?" They are
the mitten sleeves of gauze, net, or
lace which mould the forearm, eking
out the three-quarter or half-length
fabric sleeve, and half covering the
hand.
And the moyeneux? It Is that mid
dle piece of waist trimming which In
tervenes between the material of the
dress Itself and the uppermost bit of
lace that forms the collar, chemisette
or tucker. Often the moyeneux Is of
lace or filet, dyed to match the dress.
It Is made over self-colored or light
toned silk, such as cream, gray or flesh
color.
There Is a queer thing about debt,
notes the New York Times. "The fast
er we run In the more we get be
hind,"
FROM THE SPICE* BOx7]
Getting In.
“How do the apples get Into the dump
lings.”
”1 give It up. How do the peaches get
into these tight gowns”
No Offense Meant.
Doctor—"Your wife is in a critical state;
I .should advise you to call in some spe
cialist to consult on the case.”
Husband—“I told my wife long ago she
ought to get proper medical advice, but
she thought you would be offended."
t Not Amphibious.
From Everybody's Magazine.
After a scorching day's work old Ben
Smith lighted his corncob pipe and sat,
down on the little wharf to rest. Near
him lay an alligator, the visible result of
his labors. A tourist from the north ap
proached and loftily remarked: ”Ah, I see
you have an alligator."
No answer.
"It is amphibious, Is it not”
The tone nettled the old man.
‘ Amphibious, h—1!" he growled. ‘‘He’d
bite yer arm off before ye could say Jack
Robinson!”
No Longer Secret.
From the Chicago Tribune.
"Does your husband belong to any se
cret societies” inquired Mrs. Kawner.
"No," answered Mrs. Middleblok; "I
have found out the name of every one of
them.”
Out of His Line.
From Life.
“Good morning sir,” says the lady, en
tering the studio of the famous portrait
painter. "I wish to engage you to paint
my portrait.”
“I shall be delighted, madam."
“I want it painted with my new hat
on."
“Pardon me. madam, but I am not a
landscape artist.”
Horrid Things.
From the Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Goodsole. I told the editors of that;
paper X didn’t want them to print my pic
ture, but they went right ahead and did It.
Mrs. Chllllcon-Kearney. Yes; It was a
mean trick. The picture looked Just like
you, too, didn't It?
What Bothered Him.
From the Chicago Record-Herald.
“Why are you so thoughtful, Dan
iel?" askel the mother of the beautiful
girl who had Just been married to a
titled foreigner.
“You know I’m to hand over *5,000,
000,” the bride’s father answered.
“Yes; but curely you are not worried
about that. You have *20,000,000 more,
you know.” '■
"It ain't givln' up the money that
I'm bothered about, but I wish 1 knew*
whether It’s to be considered by our
soninlaw as tribute or Indemnity.”
Practical.
“A young man has telegraphed me
that he has Just wedded my daugh
ter.”
”1 hope he's a good, practical man.”
“I guess he Is. He wired me collect."
Paris Hint for
a Ne<w Costume
wow jw **un. •»■«**«*. - copvukvmt \9O0 «y
▼HE NEW VOEX MCRAbO CO.
Pal* Blue Embroidered Chiffon Gown.
*
Economy of Costly Foods.
From American Medicine.
The economy of expensive foods Is ex
plained by the fact that digestion, at least
Sn man, is dependent upon flavors, without
[which it la so defective that we do not ob
tain the good of the food we swallow. As
far aa experiments go, they substantiate
These insertions, for the sight and smell of
pleasing food starts the flow of digestive
fluids, while disagreeable odors and sights
|stop It. Delicatessen, then, would seem
to bo staples, for they are necessary. The
(talk of being ablo to subsist on a few
cents a day Is simply nonsense and leads
ko deterioration of health. What seems
to bo extravagant In food purchases may
be wholesome Instinct. The high cost of
living Is partly due to the cost of the flav
ors wo need. We recommend those Ideas
lo our worthy dietetic Economists. Lay
pien may not be so foolish as the physiolo
gists themselves.
“Who are them- people livin'
door?" asked Mrs. Gadsby’s Uncle) ,
am.
"X don't know,” she replied.
"I s'pose they've Just moved In?”
“No; I think they have lived there
for a good many years."
"Ain’t they decent?"
“I really don't know. I have never
heard anything about them."
“Hm! Gos’i! You people must be
mighty well ofT.”
"What has our financial condition to
do with the people who live next
;door?”
“Why, you don’t seem to ever have
to borrow anything."
’Twas Coming.
Grace—Do you think I'm presentable
today?
Edith—Depends upon what kind of
a gift anybody wants._
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach th« seat of the disease. Catarrh
Is a blood or constitutional disease, and In
order to cure It you must take Internal rem
edies. Hall's Catarrh Cure le taken Inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not
a quack medicine. It wae prescribed by one
of tbe best physicians In this country for
years and Is a regular prescription. It Is
composed of the best tonics known, combined
‘with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucoue surfacee. The perfect com
bination of the two Ingredients Is what pro
duces such wonderful results In curing Ca
tarrh. Bend for testimonial* free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a
Bold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation
Rowing and Ro'ing.
A man hired a southern negro to go
out with him to (ish. The man was
doing all the rowing, and, linally turn
ing to his helper, asked him If he
couldn't row. “No, boss.” was the re
ply. So the man did all the rowing,
and when he had caught all the fish he
iWanted, rowed to the shore and
climbed the bank with the fish. Turn
ing around, he saw the negro rowing
the boat away with vigorous strokes,
and, calling to him, said: "I thought
you told me you couldn’t row?” "Oh,
did you mean pull de boat, boss? I
thought you meant could I ro’—like a
lion.”
Omitted.
The two old neighbors had met on
the street.
"Mornln’ Sam,” said the first. "I hear
your son Bill has got through college
successfully.
"Yep,” said the other.
“Learn anything?"
"Yep."
“What's he got out of it chiefly?”
"He kin speak seven languages."
“Fine!”
“Oh, I dunno. Trouble is they forget
to teach him any idees to express with
’em.”
Only One “IlilOMO QUININE’*
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Uaed the
World over to Cure a Coiil In One Day. 23c.
Interesting Information.
“We can learn from all men, even
from the humblest,” said a well known
detective, at a police banquet. “Turn
£ deaf ear to no man. The lowliest
tramp may have information of in
credible interest for you.
“I well remember,” continued the
detective, smiling, “a walk I once took
down Market street. Ab I strode along,
proud and happy, a rose in my button
hole and a gold-headed cone in my
hand, a drunken man had the impu
dence to stop me.
“'Ain’t you Mr. Adair?’ he said.
” ’Yes,’ said I. ’What of it?’
‘‘‘Mr. Adair the detective?’ he hic
coughed.
"’Yes, sir. Who are you?’ I asked
Impatiently.
“ ‘Mr. Adair,’ said the untidy wretch,
as he laid his hand on my shoulder to
keep himself from falling, Til tell you
who I am, Mr. Adair. I’m—hie—the
husband of your washerwoman.’
"‘Well, what of that?’ said I.
“My scorn brought a sneer to the
man’s lips, and he said:
“ ‘You see, you don’t know every
thing, Mr. Adair.’
“’What don't I know?’ I demanded.
“ 'Well, Mr. Adair,’ said he, 'you
don’t know that—hie—I’m wearin' one
of your new white shirts.’ ”
Ship your hides and furs to Andersch
Bros., and get 10 to 50 per cent more
money.
No matter how small or large your
shipment of hides or furs is, you can
always obtain more spot cash by ship
ping them to Andersch Bros., of Min
neapolis, Minn.
They are the oldest and most reliable
fur house in the Northwest, backed by
25 years of honest dealings. Anyone in
terested in hunting or trapping should
have a copy of their famous hunter's
and trapper’s guide.
It contains 450 pages of the most val
uable information to hunters and trap
pers.
The regular price of this valuable
book is $2. To their shippers 11.25.
Write to them today for free booklet,
price list, shipping tags, etc. They are
all free. Address Andersch Bros., Dept.
112, Minneapolis, Minn.
Too Many In It.
Oulde (as the birds start up)—Shoot!
Shoot!
Amateur Sportsman (nervously)—
Why—er—aw—there’e so many birds
they confuse me, and I don’t know
which one to shoot at.
A hole has been bored in Silesia to a
depth of 7,000 feet.
HELP INSIST ON HAVTXS
n/nMFM Dr* Wallers Preparafita
ffUniLni The Kt«Mdar<t Remedy. (At
Kend for book “Relief for H omen.**
FRENCH DRUG CO., 88 W. 88d «t.. X. T. OUT
Kit Mistake.
"Bishop Potter was a wonderfully!
effective preacher," said a Brooklyn)
clergyman. "His method was reserve}'
ard quiet He always had himself well!
lr. hand. I once delivered a sermon!
before him. 1 was young and enthu-i
elastic at the time, a disciple of ths!
methods of Talmage. I let myself go'
In that sermon. My voice shook th«|
church. My gestures shook the pulplt,l
At luncheon afterward I am ashamed;
to say that I fished for compliments. Ji
leaned over the bishop and asked hln»1
in a low voice to give me some advice!
on preaching.
“Dear knows what I expected him toj
reply, probably that I was beyond any!
advice from him. At any rate, what
he did reply was this: i
“ 'My dear young friend, never mis-;
take in tho pulpit perspiration for in-!
splration.’"
INTOLERABLE ITCHINO.
Fenrfal Enrmo All Over BiAr’i,
Face — Professional Treat meat;
Failed—Perfect Care by Cutlcnra.
“When my little girl was six month* '•
old I noticed small red spots on her |
right cheek. They grew so large that;
I sent lor the doctor, but instead of,'
helping the eruption, his ointment j
seemed to mnke It worse. Then I went;
to a second doctor who said It was e»-|
cema. He also gnve me an ointment!
which did not help either. The dla-,
ease spread all over the f.rce and ths>
eyes began to swell. The Itching grew.
Intolerable and it was a terrible sight
to see. I consulted doctors for months,
but they were unable to cure the baby.;
I paid out from $20 to $30 without
lief. One evening I began to use ths
Cutlcnra Remedies. The next morning
the baby’s face was all white Instead
of red. I continued until the eczema
entirely disappeared. Mrs. P. E. Gum-'
bln, Sheldou. Ia„ July 13, 1008.”
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sols;
Props, of Outlcura Remedies. Boston.
From the Baltimore American-Star.
Professor Robert Williams Wood, the
distinguished scientist of Johns Hop-f
kins, who says that "comparisons ar*
odelous," and thereupon proceeds toi
write the odes, has this in his remark
ably clever Animal Analogs:
Good Mr. Darwin once contended
That beetles were from bees descended.
And as my pictures show. I think,
The beet must be the missing link.
The sugar beet and the honey bee
Supply the beetle’s pedigree;
The family Is now complete—
The bee. the beetle, and the beet.
WBS 9HLL GUN* AND TRAP* CHEAP
A buy Fur* & Hides. Write for catalog 10S
N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis. Mina.
A Natural Lifebuoy.
The boatman had been angered by
the assinlne behavior of a young follow
among the party which he had taken
for a sail. When the boat sprang *
leak far out from the shore the boat
man somewhat allayed the alarm of th*
rest of the party by serving out Ilf*
belts, but he gave no belt to the would-'
be wit.
’’Where’s mine?” said the terrified
youth.
’’Don’t you worry, my lad,” said th*
boatman, with a vindictive smile. ’’You
don’t need no life belt. You’ll never
be drowned. A feller with an ’ead aa
’oiler as your’n can’t sink. Nature’*
given you a nat-ral lifebuoy.”
The wine froze In Flanders In H6*»
and the soldiers to whom it was dla-i
trlbuted had to cut it in pieces witl*
hatchets.
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WESTERN CANADA
More
Big Crops
In 1908
Another 60,000 Settlers Irom the United Stales
NEW DISTRICTS
OPENED FOR SETTLEMENT
32C Acre* *1 Lead to EACS SETTLES—I6S Erae
Baaesteai aad 160 al $3.00 Per Acre.
4*A vast, rich country and a contented,
prosperous people.11 Extract from correspond-,
ence of a National Editor, whose visit to Western
| Canada in August, 1908. was an inspiration. ,
Many have paid the entire cost of their farm*
j and had a balance of from $10.00 to $20.00 per acr«i
| as a result of <na crop.
Spring Wheat, Winter Wheat, Oats, Barley*
Flax and Peas are the principal crops, while the>
wild grasses bring to perfection the best Cattle’
that have ever been sold on the Chicago market.;
Splendid Climate, Schools and Churches in all'
localities, railways touch most of the settled dla-y
tricts, and prices ‘or produce are always good.j
Lands, may also be purchased from Railway an4,
Land Companies. For pamphlets, maps and in
! formation regarding low railroad rates apply ta,
! W. D. Scott, Superintendent of lmmigratioa*
Ottawa. Canada, or E. T. Holmes, 315 Jacksoa
St..St. Paul, Minn.; J. M. MacLachlan, Box lib
Watertown, South Dakota, and W. V. Bennett*,
801 New York Life Building, Omaha, Nab*
Authorized Government Agents
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