.HIM OiSIS .S©Mb!ISISIS®MS1SISI3I@® J RURAL WRITINGS 1 Litem* from the country are solicited for this department. Mail or send them in as early in tl»e week a-« possible; items received later tnun Wednesday can not b e used at all and It Is preferred that they be in not later than Tuesday. Always send your name with items, that we may know who they are from. Name of sender not for publication. See that your writing is legible, espe iallv names and places, leaving plenty or space la,tween the Hues for correction. Be careful that what you tell about actually occurred 1 Phoenix. Hurrah for Taft, Kinkaid and Otto Nilson. Corn husking will soon be a thing of Hie past, around here. Pearl Parshall stayed with Miss Gatewood over Sunday. Ernest Price began a term of school at Anncarr last Monday. Mr. White and little son of Atkin son were in the neighborhood Sunday. Q. N. Hendricks of Celia was in this neighborhood the forepart of the week. Ruth and Ralph Coburn stayed w it h their grandma two or three days last week. A sister of Mrs. Obermires from Le Mars, Iowa, is visiting at Mr. Ober inire's now. Mrs Lamphier aud Leonora re turned from a. pleasant visit at Harry Cady’s near Bassett. Bert and Ray Parshall, Jess Ander son and Bub Keeler are husking corn in Boyd county at present. A meeting will be held Saturday evening Nov. 14, at the Greeley school house, for the purpoSe of organizing a literary. Ernest Price, Henry Kartells, Bert Anderson, Mrs. Keeler and Mabel, Mrs. F. Coburn and Ralph spent Sunday at Friend Keelers. Howard Wagner who has been at Waterloo, Iowa, for over a year re turned to Phoenix last week and is staying with his brother Ralph at present. We are sorry to learn of Mr. Me Kitlmie’s accident which may cost him the loss of one eye, but are glad it is no worse, and not as was thought at first. Olive Gaylord who came here from California, about a year ago, returned home last week. Mrs. Ray Coburn accompanied her to Fremont, return ing the same evening. The box social given by Anna Torske at the Greeley school house, Oct. 30th, was well attended, and a success finan cially as well as socially. The pro ceeds amounted to $30, and will be used for library books. Mr. and Mrs. Parshall and Floyd went to Butte, Friday, returning the next day. While there they consulted Dr Darrow in regard to Floyd’s sick ness and be thinks he may be able to help him. We hope so anyway. Mrs. Lufborough and the boys' moved to Atkinson Saturday, where the children will attend school this winter. Mr. Luroorough will stay here this winter and then he ex pects to move to town. Their many friends here regret to see them leave the neighborhood. Dorsey Doings Mr. and Mrs. Nick White were in Lynch Monday. Hal Rosencrans visited at Binkerd’s Sunday evening. Dorsey school began Monday Nov. 9. Mr. Strieker is teaching. There is to be a dance at Dorsey Noy. 13. Everybody dance. Miss Stella Elliott visited with her sister, Mrs. Wilson, Saturday. Every one is picking corn now, the tomato canning season is over. Mr. Hurley Binkerd was a caller at the Osborne home last Sunday. Frank Hayes went to Verdigris Saturday returning Monday morning. John While of Fremont is here for a visit with bis brother Nick White. Chas Marston was in Osmond last week. He came home Monday morn ing. The choir met at Mrs. F. B. Pine’s Monday to praotice for the Sunday after Thanksgiving. Bert Thomas and his road gang are at work again this week. Don’t work them too hard Bert. Ike Alder is in Lynch this week under the doctor’s care. Last report was that he is improving. j'j. u. uccire/ says me iue was strung enough to hold him up last Monday morning. How about that? Miss Kennedy, the teacher in the Binkerd district, went home last Fri day and returned Sunday evening. The saw-men have returned to Nick White’s and soon the whistle of the engine will be heard down in the woods. Preparations are being made to move the church from its present site to a more suitable location, west of Dorsey. Sunday evening was so line that a large crowd turned out and attended church. Still we could have a better attendance. Elmer Hudson is still picking corn. We heard him ordering two dozen pair of husking mitts from Lynch the other day. The phone line was busy for a while Sunday afternoon reporting the pro gress of a lire that started south of here. It did not do much damage. The Widow’s Might. She—So your friend Singleton has voluntarily joined the ranks of the benedicts, has he! He—Not exactly; he jwas drafted A widow married him.—Chicago News. In the face of a man you may me the secret of his life.—Hearth and Home. GROWTH OF CARICATURE. John Law's Wild Schemes Gave It a Tremendous Impetus. Caricature is nowadays one of the principal methods of criticism. No movement can overreach the mark without eliciting dozens of works of art from caricaturists all over this and all other countries. This branch of criticism and attack dates far back, but the greatest im pulse it ever felt came from the age of" tremendous speculation, when, in 1719 and 1730, John Law was manipu lating things financial in France. Nev er before had the financial world been so carried off Its feet as It was at that time. Members of the nobility were waiting for a chance to purchase shares In Law’s schemes. Duchesses and ladles of high renown tried their most persuasive charms on Law in the attempt to get hold of shares. Meu hired out their backs for writing desks, so great was the press of business in making contracts, and one hunchback is reputed to have made 100,000 francs In this way In a few weeks. The French went veritably mad over the schemes to become wealthy. Natural ly the papers of the time, especially those of Holland, caricatured the state of affairs. There were pictures of all sorts caricaturing Law, the nobility, the schemes and everything connected with them. It was this tremendous amount of pictorial work that first directed the energies of William Hogarth in Lon don Id this direction. Caricaturing began to be used more and more in the political field, and soon afterward it caused the shelving of Robert Walpole from the English ministry. Ever since then has caricaturing been one of the bitterest and most effectual methods of checking public men and their schemes. Another Knock. “Hotel clerks are cold hearted,” sigh ed the shabby tragedian, who was trav eling with a toothbrush and a com pass. “Speaking from experience, pal?” asked his barnstorming chum. “Sure! I approached the clerk of the Red Dog inn and told him actors de served special terms.” "Ah. Indeed! And what did he say ?” “He said yes, they deserved six month terms In the county work house.”—Chicago News. No Fiction. It was a clerk In a Detroit bookstore of whom a prim matron demanded a book for her son. “No Action, please," she explained, “but absolute, literal truth, without unnecessary verbiage or absurdly fanciful pictures.” “Well, madam"— The bookseller paused, his eye running over his shelves; then, with a Aash of Inspira tion, he took down a volume. “I should think this might meet your re quirements,” he said, and he banded her a popular geometry. TALES OF_THE DERBY Some of the Winners That Were Not Liked as Youngsters. BOUGHT FOR A MERE TRIFLE. Little Blue Ribbon In 1840, Coet Hie Own er Only $325—The Successes of Vol | tigeur and Thormanby. i < Stories of Derby winners having been sold as youngsters for exceed ingly small sums are fairly numerous, and without going too far back Into the recesses of the past nt least two Instances can he cited of animals des tined ultimately to win the "blue rib bon of the turf’ which ns yearlings no one thought good enough to buy. Voltlgeur was oue of these, and the other was Thormanby, s Voltlgeur was bred by Robert Ste phenson in 1847 and as a yearliug was sent up to be sold nt the Doncaster sales, a reserve price of $1,750 being placed on him. Not a man was found to bid that much for him; consequently he was withdrawn. In all probability he would have re mained unsold had not Williamson, a relative by marriage of Lord Zetland, seen him and, baring taken a fancy to him, finally persuaded his lordship to buy him. His Judgment was triumphantly vin dicated, for not only did Voltigeur win the Derby and St. Leger, but he suc ceeded in establishing a line of thor oughbreds which is at present domi nant on the English turf and likely to remain so for some time to come. Thormanby, too, was sent up to be disposed at the Doncaster and, like Voltigeur, did not reach a nominal re serve. Desirous of getting rid of him, however, Plummer, his breeder, re quested his famous trainer, Matt Daw son, to come and have a thorough look at him. This Dawson did and, perceiving nt a glance good points about him, which no one else apparently had noticed, bought him for Merry, his patron. Strange enough, Dawson gave the same figure for Thormanby as that paid for Voltigeur. As a two-year-old Thormanby ran fourteen times and out of this number scored nine wins, and in the Derby of the following year he beat a field of thirty. It was said that the race net ted Merry the nice sum of $200,000. The cheapest horse that ever won the Derby was Little Wonder, which was successful in 1840, for be cost his owner, Robertson, the meager sum of only $325. Spaniel, too, winner of the race in 1831, was picked up for a very small sum. Lord Egerton, his breeder, letting him go for $750. Pyrrlms J., which won in 1846, was purchased by John Day, the noted trainer, ns a yearling at Doncnster, Gully, the pugilist taking a half in terest in him. As a two-year-old the horse never ran, and seemingly his abilities were then of an unknown quantity, for at the end of the season Day agreed to sell his half share in him to Gully for $500. Day’s chagrin at his subsequent victory in the Derby was very great. Teddington, the winner of 1851, was bred by a blacksmith, who sold him as a foal, together with his dam, to Sir Joseph Hawley for $1,250 and a further $5,000 if he won the Derby. Sir Joseph and his confederate. Mas sey Stanhope, to whom the horse real ly belonged, profited largely over the success, and the jockey, Marson, who rode the horse, received $10,000 as a token of victory, which in those days was unprecedented. ci~ i—i_ 1. !„1, Sir James Miller to the front, was an exceptionally fortunate purchase by John Porter, the trainer. He bought the colt out of the Hampton Court lot of yearlings In 1888 for the very rea sonable price of $2,720, Sir Robert Dar dlne taking a half Interest In him. As a two-year-old he was seen only once In public, and he won his race with the greatest ease. The year fol lowing he won the Esher stakes in a canter, after which he was sold to Sir James Miller for $30,000 and a con tingency of half the stakes If he won the Derby. It was indeed a profitable deal for Porter and Sir Robert. Another Instance of Porter’s shrewd ness as a horse dealer was his pur chase of the great horse Isonomy for the bagatelle figure, comparatively speaking, of $1,800. The real owner was Fred Gretton. Isonomy gave no real promise of his worth ns a two-year-old, his only vic tory being a nursery stake in the lat ter part of the season. As a three year-old he was not seen in public un til the Cambridgeshire, which he won easily by two lengths and incidentally earned no less than $200,000 in bets for his owner. Had he been in the classic races he would in all probability have cleaned the board. As a four-year-old he won the gold cup at Ascot and the Goodwood and Brighton cups and crowned these feats by literally running away with the Great Ebor handicap, carrying the crushing weight of 136 pounds. The following year Isonomy proved himself a better horse than ever, not only winning the Ascot gold cup again, but also the Manchester cup with the almost Impossible burden, one would think, of 138 pounds. It has been calculated that altogeth er Isonomy won for his owner up ward of $500,000 in stakes and bets, which for an $1,800 investment was a colossal profit.—Brooklyn Eagle. If you will not take pains, pains will take you.—Wlmtely. 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The Great Majestic Is the undisputed King of all cooking stoves. You can get them only at BRENNAN’S : ~ ~~~ i ~ ' " ~—• Received Hifheit Award • Warid’a Pare Feed Expoiitira Chicago, 1907. Tha Garrote. The garrotc Is u thing that no man of nervous temperament should look at. Once seen it never cun be forgot ten. Just to think of it months after ward brings up h choking sensation which nmkes one long to tear away his collar and breathe the free air as deeply as he can. It rests upon a raised platform, an ordinary straight backed chair, with thin iron clasps on the elbows and legs of the chair. These are for the arms and ankles of the condemned criminal. At the top of the back of the chair Is a band of Iron, one end of which swings out so as to admit of a neck being inserted. This band snaps around In place, and all Is ready. A twirl of a crank In back and as the band crushes the neck back a pin pierces the medulla ob longata.—New York Sun. A. E. Twitcheil will open up a res taurant in the old Gatz meat market and expects to have it In operation by next Monday. Estray—Taken up at my place four miles north of O’Neill on or about Oct 1, 1908, two brown calves, age about four months. One white face and the other with a white star on forehead. Owner can have same by paying expenses. New Bakery Opens Monday November 9th. with a full line of home made bread, pies, cakes and all bakery products Orders for special bakings especially solicited and should be placed a day in advance. Bakery £ block east Fidelity Bank, in Horiskey building ^CORA POTTER. Ng ♦^•The Cash-4* Meat market FULL LINE OF Cured and Fresh Meats FRESH FISH E VER Y FRIDA Y W. F. Giklisji, :: Proprietoi FRED L. BARCLAY 8TUART, NEB. Makes Long or Short Time Loans on Improvei Farms and Ranches If you are in need of a loan drop hin a line and he will call and see you. WINTER Journeys Winter Tourist Rates Daily low excursion rates after November 20th to Southern and Cuban resorts. Daily now in effect to Southern California. Lower yet, liomeseekers’ excur sion rates, first and third Tues days, to the South and Southwest. Corn Show, Omaha December ft to 19. Visit this in teresting exposition of- the best corn products ana their use. At tractive program with moving pictures, electrical illumination, sensational prizes for the best exhibits. Consult the agent or local papers. Secure an Irrigated Farm We conduct you on the first and third Tuesdays of each month to the BIG HORN BASIN AND YELLOWSTONE VALLEY, as slsting you in taking up govern ment Irrigated lands with a never failing water supply under govern ment irrigation plants. Only one tenth payment down. No charge for services. Write D. Clem Deaver, General Agent, Land Seekers’Information Bureau. Omaha, or J. F. Jordan, Ticket Agent, O’Neill L. W. Wakeley, G.P.A, Omaha, Neb J. H. Davison Successor to A. E. McKeen Anew and enlarged stock of all kinds of HarnessjSoods I have bought the harness business of A. E. McKeen in O’Neill and will add a large quantity of goods to the stock, making a complete and up to date stock in every particular. Repair work promptly done. Come and see me. 17-tf J. H. Davison. R. R. DICKSON dn Lawysp reference: FIUNT NATIONAL rank, «' Ml VI A . L Uuwni Abstract CtgHW Title Abstractors Office in First National Bank Bldg , DR. P. J. FLYNN Physician and Surgeon Night Calls will be Promptly Attended Office: First door to right over Plxley a Hanley’s drug store. Resident* phone M