Heard from His Note in a Bottle. Platt Correspondence to the Minneapolis Journal. While on his way to Germany about a year ago Edward Reese wrote Ills name and address on a card, which he placed in a bottle, and after care fully sealing threw the bottle Into the ocean about midway between the two continents. A day or two ago he re ceived a letter from Theodore Schultz, dated at Hrooklngs. S. D., In which Schultz Informed him that he was the finder of the bottle. Schultz before coming to America resided on the coast of Denmark, and one day while stroll ing along the coast of that country discovered and took possession of the bottle, which had floated ashore from fnldocean. To the Blush of Edna’s Cheek. Thou lucky blush! Let me repeat With warm and firm Insistence, I envy thee thy short and fleet Yet happiest existence! Thy life Is briefer than the rose; And yet, could I but live It, Were every treasure that man knows Mine own, I’d gladly give It. But since there’s not for me the bliss, Thou crlmBon blush to be thee, I can at least bestow a ltlss. And then. In rapture, see thee! —Charles Hanson Towns. According to Hoyle. Miss Pert—I believe In calling a spade a spade. Chappelgh—Sure. It would we wl dlculous, you know, to call It a heart, a club or a diamond. The customs service of China esti mates the total population of that country at 438,214,000. FITC St. Dane* and Nerrona uieeaaea DPP* ■ ■ ■ ^ naftnently cured b* Dr. Kline'a Uriel Nanr* lUetover Sand for PR!*K $9.00 trial bottle and ti entire. DR. R. H. BUNK, Ld.. Wl Arch Street. Philadelphia, Pm A Village Utopia. From the London Globe. An agricultural village in which half the houses are on the telephone, where the cottages can ring up the shop keepers in the neighboring towns and order their stores without taking the journey, where the village school has been transformed Into a paradise which Is to the children a perpetual joy, where there are motor cars for the teachers and a motor launch for the youngsters—it sounds like “News from Nowhere," and yet it really is In the very heart of England. The village Utopia Is, says "Progress," Bredon’a Norton, In Worcestershire, five miles from Tewkesbury. The village until the advent of the present owner was in the tumbledown condition which Is typical of so many decaying agricultu ral villages in England today. The vil lage school was managed In the bad, old, inefficient style, and the villagers were as much cut off from communica tion with the outside world as If they had been In the center of the African continent. The first step was to cut sip the estate into small holdings of ifrom five to 26 acres; the next to re store and beautify the old manor house and establish there a woman’s agricul tural club, where now about 30 women (are studying agriculture under com petent toachers. This club is now self ■MUppoi'ting. The next attack was on fall 'and factories to shut down. The de gression, the suffering and the excite ment far overshadowed the crisis last tj-tr, because the country has grown enormously In wealth and our banking system and currency have improved. The worst panic we ever have had, in my opinion, was that of 1873.” Regarding the rapid recovery from the panic of 1857, Mr. Wlndmuller said: '"All the banks in the country outside of Js’ew York suspended, as 1 recollect, \vith the exception of the banks in Sam Francisco. 1 But it was late in the summer, and that year we had unprecedentedly large crops. These saved the day, and soon gold began to come In from Europe and from San Francisco. In the early winter that year business be gan to struggle to Its feet, and condi tions were normal by the spring of 1858. This year we are promised a bumper crop, and I believe the effects of the recent depression will be virtually wiped out as a result.” Th« First Day of School. The first day of school is the best flay of • - .'You feel so importajit and happy ana tall! lYou have some new dresses, and m your new books, !New studies with lovely queer Jumble aind. e rooks* And teacher looks fresh and a little bit fat, And wears the most flummery, summery fSTou wonder how some day ’twill feel to be old. And never bo scolded, and never ba “toUt” The blackboard is painted ail shiny and! black-“ And somehow, it really is good to be bw(;lt. There's Amy and Harriet, Mary and Gwen, And Maribei Mathers, who has the goMt pen. And Maribel's doing her hair a new way. And has a new bracelet that's locked on , to stay. lYou wish that mama woven t so strict about things— tThat you could wear brooches ana brace lets und rings, ,We don't have to study the first day, at a". And teacher, quite often, goes out In the hall; _ , , We whisper, but teacher comes back with a smile— [We'll have to behave better after a while. jOh, summer vacation is splendid, of course, (With the lake, and the farm, and the boat, and the horse; But truly I love the first uay. in the fall. When school seems real fun—'tis the best day of all! —Edna Kingsley Wallace In September St. Nicholas. The Key to Real Success. W. D. Howells, In Harper's Magazine for September. A prime qualification for success In any art, trade, or profession is the love of It, though love alone will by no means bring success In it. The love must be reciprocal; that Is, the vocation must desire Its fol lower, for reasons which there Is no find ing out, and which must remain as much a mystery to him as to any of his wit nesses. "She was love-worthy," says Heine, in treating of a more passional case, "and he loved her; but he was not love-worthy, and she loved him not." The fond youth, university-bred or self-made, may have ever so great a desire for jour nalism, but journalism will have no de sire for him, unless he lias the peculiar charm for it which commands affection in all cases. He can only prove the fact by trying, and by longing to try with a long ing that excludes the hope of every other reward beside the favor of the art he wishes to espouse. Riches, fame, power may be In the event, but they are not to he In the quest. The w-lsh to succeed In It for its own sake must be his first mo tive, and the sense of success In It must be his first reward; those other things must be left to add themselves, without his striving for them. So far as lie strives for them, they will alloy und dilute his journalistic success. Competition. Front the Nashville American. “Mrs. Jones had a most delicious bit of scandal to tell Mrs. Brown, and the latter wouldn’t give her a chance to let go of It." "I thought she reveled In such things." 'She does." “Why wouldn't she hear It?” “The lime was short and she had some scandal that sha wanted to tell herself.” [ . More proof that Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound saves woman from surgical operations. Mrs. S. A. Williams, of Gardiner^ Maine, writes: “ I was a great sufferer from female troubles, and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound restored me to health in three months, alter my physician declared that an operation was abso lutely necessary.” Mrs. Alvina Sperlings of 154 Oey bourne Ave., Chicago, JUL, writes: “ I suffered from female troubles, a tumor and much inflammation. Two of the best doctors in Chicago decided that an operation was necessary to save my life. Lydia E. Pinkhazm’s Vegetable Compound entirely cured me without an operation.” FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been tho standard remedy for female ills and has positively cured thousands or women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear ing-down feeling, flatulency,.indiges tion,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don’t you try it ? *Mrs. Pinkham Invites all siek women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass The Story of Starlight. From the New York Sun. August Belmont, president of the Jockey club, at a dinner In New York said of racing: “Racing fs honestlv conduced In the main. The stories that one hears about ft are rather absurd. They axe’ like the story of Starlight. "Once there was a group of sports men who were all quite broke. They must, however, get Into the races. And one at a time they presented them selves at the paddock gate: " ‘I am the owner of Starlight.’ th« first said. He was well dressed and Imposing. They believed and passed him In. “"I am Starlight’s trainer,' said: th« second. His red face and bluff man ner bore out his story and they ad mitted him. “The third man. small and thin, next appeared: “ ‘Starlight’s Jockey,’ he said short ly, and hurried through the gate. “The fourth and last man of the group was very shabby Indeed. “‘Welt who are you?’ they saldi impatiently, when he presented him self. ‘ I am Starlight,’ was the meek, re ply." _t _ Hoick «h Wink. If your eyes ache with a omartlnft. burning sensation and dizziness use PET TIT’S EYE SALVE. All druggist* q» Howard Bros.. Buffalo. N. Y. How He Explained. From Lippincott's. The dissatisfied voter had dropped out of his regular party and tried some thing else at the previous election. When he appeared to register for th» next primary there was some hitch In the proceedings. "Didn’t you vote the prohibition ticket last time?" inquired the-clerk. "Yes," responded the voter un abashed. "How do you explain thait?" “Well, you see,” he explained with charming frankness, “I was drunk at the time and didn’t know what I wa* doing.” The clerk accepted the explanation as quite satisfactory and took him back into the fold again. Heard in the Capital. The Congressman—You have had a great many epochs in yaur career. The Senator—Yes; sometimes I feet as though I have had more epochs than career. The Safe Way to Buy Paint. Proiierty owners will save a deal of trouble and expense in keeping thetr buildings properly painted. If they know how to protect themselves against misrepresentation and adulteration tot paint materials. There's one sure and safe guide to a pure and thoroughly de pendable White Lead — that’s tto* “Dutch Boy Painter” trade mark which the National Lead Company, the larg est makers of genuine White Lend, place on every package of their prod net. 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