A SURGICAL OPERATION If there is any one thing that a woman dreads more than another it is a surgical operation. We can state -without fear of a contradiction that there are hun dreds, yes, thousands, of operations performed upon women in our hos pitals which are entirely unneces sary and many have been avoided by LYDIA E, PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND For proof of this statement read the following letters. Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman, Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham: “ For eight years I suffered from the most severe form of female troubles and was told that an operation was my only hope of recovery. I wrote-Mrs. Pinkham for advice, and took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and it has saved my life and made mo a well woman.” Mrs. Arthur It. House, of Church Road, Moorestown. N. J., writes: “I feel it is my duty to let people know what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound has done for me. I Buffered from female troubles, and last March my physician decided that an operation was necessary. My husband objected, and urged mo to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and to-day I am well and strong.” FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulce ra tios;, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, and backache. Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. Ingenious Johnnie. From the Delineator. Mother had a bright red apple which she wished to give to the children, at the same time teaching the little broth er a lesson !n generosity. Johnnie had a peculiar fondness for apples. Calling hint to her side, she said: “Now, dear, mamma has a nice, rosy apple to give you, and she wants you to be generous.” That word was not in Johnnie’s vocabulary, so he said, “Mamma, what do you mean by being generous?” "Oh dear, that means you are to divide the apple Into two parts, and give sister the larger.” Johnnie was silent. Suddenly his face brightened, as he handed the apple again to his mother, saying, “Mamma, give it to sister and tell her to be gen erous.” Cheap Affection. Mrs. Telllt—That Mr. Gey is the mean est man I ever saw. Mrs Askit—What's he done now? Mrs. Tellit—Started suit against a man for alienating his wife’s affections, then •ettled for $5. Workers Who Want Work. The Free Labor Bureau of the Bowery Mission has. within the past four months, pent over 1,300 men to country districts in response to the appeals of farmers for field laborers, but still has on hand many hundreds of common laborers, farm hands, general handy men, and mechanics skilled in almost every branch of industry. The Bowery Mission carries on this im portant work absolutely free of charge and without regard to creed or national ity. All who are in need of workers for' the harvesting should at once communi cate with John C. Earl, financial secre tary of the Bowery Mission, 64 Bible House, New York city. DAISY FLY KILLER larSWatitS cl*an, ornamental, convenient, cheap. LaMd all RCD»on. Absolutely harmless; will not (oil or in jur* anything. Guar anteed 6 ffoctiv*. All dealer* or ■nut preuald for ‘.*0c. Jlnrold Homer*, 14# IlcKolb uve, _ Brooklyn, N. Y. TOILET ANTISEPTIC Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth and body j •ntisepticslly clean and free from un- j healthy germ-life and disagreeable odors, j which water, soap and tooth preparations alone cannot do. A germicidal, disin fecting and deodor izing toilet requisite of exceptional ex cellence and econ omy. Invaluable for inflamed eyes, throat and nasal and uterine catarrh. At drug and toilet stores, 50 cents, or by mail postpaid. Large Trial Sample WITH "HEALTH AND BEAUTY ' BOOK BENT FftCK THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Boston, Mass. SIOUX CITY P’T’G CO, 1,253—31, 1908 / Genuine Indifference. From the New York Tribune. "Jack" Abernethy. the Rough Rider, can catch a wolf alive by grabbing Its lower jaw with his bare hand. Mr. Abernethy, on his last visit to Washington, was asked by a reporter for his opinion on a certain political question. "I can’t give you an opinion on that question,” the Rough Rider replied, "because it’s a question I pay no atten tion to. I am indifferent to it—as in different as the backwoodsman’s wife. “That lady, you know, looked on while her husband had a fierce hand to-hand tussle with a bear. She said it was ‘the only fight she ever saw where she didn't care who won.” WII>OWS’UDaer NEW LAW obtained ..Aa eliwvc by JOHN W. MORRIS. PENSIONS Washington, D. a A Competent Witness. Justice Maule is regarded as the lead ing judicial wit in England. He had doubts as to the credibility of a wit ness on one occasion, and the man de clared that he had been “wedded to the truth” from infancy, says the London Tatler. "That may be," said Judge Maule, "but the question is. how long have you been divorced?” A little girl was a witness before him. and he proceeded to ascertain whether she knew the nature of an oath. The child, in answer to questions, said she would go to heaven if she told the truth, but would go to the other place if she told lies. "Are you sure of that, my dear?” Justice Maule asked. "Yes, sir; quite sure.” "Let. her be sworn." said the court; “she knows more than I do.” Wliat m Poultry Mho Says About 20 Mule Team Borax. ‘‘As I am in the poultry business, I had ten white chicks to wash and pre pare for a show. I used ‘20 Mule Team’ Soap for washing the birds, and 1 can say from years of exi>erienee, washing white birds, never before have 1 found a soap or Borax that cleaned my birds so fine and easy. I bad a great deal of comment on my birds being so white.” J. A. Dinwiddle, New Market, Tenn. All dealers, Ms, 1 and 5 lb. car tons. Sample and booklet 5c. Pacific Coast Borax Co., Chicago, 111. Another Food Fad. From the New York Sun. In New Y’ork’s Mexican colony they were praising at a recent dinner Pedro Alvarado of Parral, who had just given ($2,000,000 to the poor. "He was poor himself," said a broker. “That is why he is now kind to the poor. A splendid fellow. Whenever I go back to Mexico I look him up. "Alvarado likes to tell the quaint ex periences of his days of poverty. "In Mexico City he once pointed to a bakery and said to me: “ 'You see that bakery? Well, as I looked for work one morning early, I saw a tramp on hands and knees at the grating above the ovens. "A policeman appeared. He tapped with his stick the seat of the tramp's trousers. " ■ "Here, you, move," he said, stern ly. “ ’That’s inhuman, mister,’ whined the tramp. I’m just inhalin’ my break fast.’ ” A TERRIBLE CONDITION. Tortured by Sharp Twinges, Shoot ing Pains and Dictiness. Hiram Center, 618 South Oak street, Lake City, Minn., says: “I was so bad with kidney trouble that I could not straighten up after stooping without sharp pains shooting through my back. I had dizzy spells, was nervous aud my eye sight affected. The kidney secretions were Irregular and too frequent. I was in a terrible condi tion, but Doan's Kidney Pills have cured me and I have enjoyed perfect health since.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. HOW BEECHER GOT EVEN. Made a Woman Who Slammed a Door in His Face Wish She Hadn’t. Two preachers not long ago were dis cussing .the men who have been shin ing lights of the metropolitan pulpits, and as a matter of course Henry Ward Beecher led the procession of reminis cences. "Beecher was never a conspicuous example of a preacher and pastor com bined,” said one of the men. "He made the preaching end of the week his chief concern, and left the flock to be pastorlzed by his assistants. "But once in a while he would de cide that he owed It to his parishioners to make a round of calls. He himself told me the following story of an In cident which had occurred on one of these expeditions. "He had made out a list of names, had got the addresses from the church directory—perhaps an old one—and was taking them in their most convenient order. This brought him to a house in which, according to his list, lived a Mrs. B-. “It was a very modest house, and when Mr. Beecher rang the bell he had to wait some time for a response. When this did come It was a very irri tated one in the person of a woman, who was evidently just from the wash tub. “ 'Is Mrs. B-in?’ asked Mr. Beecher in his bc-st manner. “ ‘Don't live here!’ snapped the wo man, and slammed the door in his face. "Mr. Beech°r waited quietly on the doorstep unt the woman had certain ly had time 1 < go back to the basement and to resume her washing. Then lie rang the bell. After a while the door was again opened by the sudsy female. “ ‘Who said she did!’ exclaimed Mr. Beecher, and went down the steps and off up the street. " ‘And I’m Inclined to think, he chuckled, as he told the story, ‘that woman will treat a civil question bet ter the next time she meets one.' ” Let Something Good Be Said. When over the fair fame of friend or foe The shadow of disgrace shall fall; In stead Or words of blame, or jiroof of thus and so, Let something good be said. Forget not that r o fellow-being yet May fall so low but love may lift his head; Even the cheek of shame with tears Is wet If something good be said. No generous heart may vainly turn aside In ways of sympathy; no soul so dead But may awaken strong and glorifleu. If something good be said. And so I charge ye, by the thorny crown Anil by the cross oil which the Saviour bled, And by your own soul's hope of fair re nown. Let something good be said. —James Whitcomb Riley. Ready for the Dollar. From the Delineator. Marjorie, aged 9, had not been hav ing very satisfactory reports from school. Her father finally said, “Mar jorie, for the first hundred you get I’ll give you a dollar.” Time went on and the reward could not be claimed. One day the child was taken violently ill. Her mother sent for the doctor. When he had gone Marjorie said, “Mamma, am 1 very ill?" “No, dear; your temperature is a lit tle over a hundred, but the doctor thinks you will be all right in a day or so." Smiles broke through Marjorie’s tears. "Now, mamma, I can have my dol lar. Papa said he would give it to me if 1 could get a hundred in any thing.” The Dreamer. The dreamer dreamed, and the busy world Passed by with a mocking smile. As It went in search of.the world’s rc* wards, But the dreamer dreamed the while. He saw the world as the world should b« When longer years had run. And the world but paused in Its work to ask: “Pray, what has the dreamer done?” Yet ever the dreamer dreamed his dream, Until, in some wondrous way— As the water, springing in deeps of earth Finds passages to upper day— The dreamer’s dream found the man of power— ’Tis strange how men’s lives are knit— Who knew not the dreamer, but took hia dream And transformed the world with It. The world bows down to the man of power— Forgotten the dreamer dies. Yet the dream he dreamed is the secret force That lias forged men’s destinies. —The Bellman. Oregon, Willamette valley lands. Write for descriptive matter. Olmsted Land Co., Salem, Ore. The Smell of Cities. The man with a nose always recog nizes the smell of any place. He has only at land at Calais to smell garlic. London’s smell—when the Londoner returns—is just soot and fried fish. Paris always smells of chocolate and wood-smoke. Florence Is violets and sewage. But so soon as you get to Russia the smell Is quite different. Moscow, the city of fruit, that comes from the Crimea, has a special smell of the cranberry (which has various names) in late summer. And you can not land In St. Petersburg without no ticing—instantly—the smell of the place. On the last visit to St. Petersburg a young man was driving with a young Englishwoman to the hotel. "Have you noticed the smell of the city?” he asked, having wondered long what the mysterious perfume was. "Why. yes," was the answer, "it's old boots.” And SI. Petersburg follows you with the smell of ancient leather, as Sitting bourne and Faversham, England, keep their memory In the mind of the man who has smelt their brick fields. Why Southern Illinois Is Called Egypl From the Albion Journal. The year 1824 was very wet. Heavy rains fell frequently. Corn on flat lands was a total failure. This year the weevil destroyed the wheat after It was harvested. The next year, 1825, there was a remarkable growth of thistles on the branch bottoms. The winter ol 1830-31 was known as the winter ol deep snow. The snow was of a depth of from two and a half to three feet on a level. It drifted much and was very destructive to fruit trees. The weather was Intensely hot. Both In 1831 and 1832 the early frosts so Injured the corn as to entirely render It worth less for almost any purpose. During the years between and Includ ing 1824-32, so nearly corresponding to the years of famine In the days ol Pharaoh and his ruler, os he made Jo seph to be, the people of Illinois, de pendent upon the southern part of the state for so much grain, particularly corn, that people In remembrance ol the bible story began to call the part of the state which had been so helpful In time of need Egypt. The Sole Proviso. From Puck. The Worshipper—Doesn’t the talk at a musicale annoy you dreadfully? The Great Person—Not If they talk about me. A motor vehicle purchased by the English Lown of Tynemouth can be used as a prisoners’ van, ambulance or | fire engine. HEALTH AND INCOME. Both Kept Up on Scientific Food. Good sturdy health helps one a lot to make money. With the loss of health one’s Income Is liable to shrink, if not entirely dwin dle away. When a young lady has to make her owu living, good health is her best as set. “I am alone In the world,” writes a Chicago girl, “dependent on my own efforts for my living. I am a clerk, and about two years ago through close application to work and a boarding house diet. I became a nervous Inva lid, and got so bad off It was almost impossible for me to stay In the oflio* a half day at a time. “A friend suggested to me the Idea of trying Grape-Nuts, which 1 did, j making this food a large part of ut least two meals a day. ‘"To-day I am free from braln-tlre, dyspepsia and all the Ills of an over worked and improperly nourished brain and body. To Grape-Nuts I owe the j recovery of my health, and the ability I to retain my position and Income." i “There's a Reason." Name given by Postum Co., Battle j Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well- ' vllle,” in pkgs. Ever rend the above letter? A ! new one appears from time to time. ! They are genuine, true, and full ol j human interest. SIMPLE METHODS TO IMPROVE COMPLEXION Parisiennes Eat Oranges All Day and Wash in Juice— Rub Face With Oil. ■— If you cannot ciuluro herb teas or sulphur and molasses, try oranges for your spring medicine. Fashionable Parisiennes have gone crazy on or anges. They are the first thing they jeat In tho morning, and the last thing ilhey take at night. Then. In addition | to eating them all day long, they cut 'them up In slices, let them stand In water over night and use the liquid as a face wash. Its action Is very strengthening and It makes the skin white and takes off tan, to which the Pnrlstenne has a great objection. Then pure castor oil Is rubbed Into the skin. The high priestess who has spent her life In acquiring the secrets of the fountain of youth will not tell you that she uses castor oil. She will call It a wonderful beauty elixir or as sure you that It Is a priceless potion known only to the favorites of the sultan of Turkey. But the truth Is that the basis of : the treatment of the most successful j .beauty specialists in Paris today la | nothing more or less than castor oil. i It must be very pure, and when rubbed Into the face In very Bmall quantities Us effects are magical. Most beauty specialists have a cream of their own preparation containing cleansing properties, and when this is rubbed lightly onto the face and then rubbed off again It Is positively black with the Impurities of the Bkln. No woman who cares for her per sonal appearance washes her face In pure water, nor does she use soap. She j employs "sachets de toillette," which, when put Into water and squeezed, give It a milky hue. The "sachets” correct ithe hurtful qualities In the water. -»-4444444444444*44444444444 4 4 4 WHEN THE TIDE IS LOW. 4 4 — 4 4 Some time at eve, when the tide 4 4 Is low, 4 4 I shall slip my mooring and 4 4 away, 4 4 With no response to a friendly 4 4 hall 4 4 Of kindred craft In a busy bay, 4 4 In the silent hush of the twl- 4 4 light pale, 4 4 When tho night stoops down to 4 4 embrace the day, 4 4 And the voices call In the wa- 4 4 ter's flow-— 4 4 Some time at eve, when the tide 4 4 Is low, 4 4 I shall slip my mooring and sail 4 4 away 4 4 Through purple shadows that 4 4 darkly trail 4 4 O’er the ebbing tide of tho un- 4 4 known sea. 4 4 I shall tare me away, with a dip 4 4 of sail, 4 4 And a ripple of waters to tell 4 4 the tale 4 4 Of a lonely voyage, sailing away 4 •4 To mystic isles, where at an- 4 4 chor law 4 4 The craft of those who have 4 4 sailed before, 4 4 O’er the unknown sea to the un- 4 4 known shore. 4 4 A few who have watched me 4 4 sail away 4 4 Will miss my craft from the 4 4 busy bay; 4 4 Some friendly barks that were 4 4 anchored near, 4 4 Some loving souls that my heart 4 4 held dear, 4 4 In silent sorrow will drop a 4 4 tear; 4 4 But I shall have peacefully 4 4 furled my sail 4 4 in moorings sheltered from 4 4 storm and gale, 4 4 And greeted the friends who 4 4 have sailed before 4 4 O’er the unknown sea to the 4 4 unknown shore. 4 4 4 READING IN BED. Sometimes Has Beneficial Effect on Over Wakeful Brain. From the Family Doctor. Reading In bed. like most luxuries, can be overdone. In fact there seems to be only one excuse for this fascinating way of ending the day. Certain people find that their worries accumulate In their brains after bedtime; their nerves are at high tension and their minds are actively at work trying to solve prob lems that should have been left behind In the city. Going to bed with the brain In such a state means that with nothing to dis tract the thoughts, hearing nothing and seeing nothing In the darkness Imagina tion has full sway and hours of wake fulness may be the result. Such a man, we think, will find half an hour's read ing in bed a great help. With earelul attention paid to the quality and position of the light so that without flickering It shines over the shoulder and directly on to the page the much maligned habit of reading In bed has sometimes a very beneficial ef fect on a tired and over-wakeful brain. A Cheap Homemade Barometer. A weather man described the other day a cheap, home made barometer. He said It was only necessary to take a piece of string about ID Inches long, and to soak It several hours In a strong solu tion of salt and water. After being dried, the string should have a light weight tied to one end, and being hung up against a wall, a mark being made to show where the weight reaches. The barometer is now' complete. It Is as accurate as a $100 Instrument. The weight vises for wet weather and fall for fine. I He Suffered, Though. Mr. Wise.—I suffer awfully from rheumatism. Mr. Conn.—You surprise me. You look healthy. Mr. Wise.—I am, but my wife has the rheumatism. THE KNOWING^ MULES OF OLD MEXICO Apparently They Have a Labor Union to Tell Them What Constitutes Day’s Work. "Everybody knows that all mules are brainy, but thv mules of old Mexico have something on other mules for q sort of prescience of their own,” said a man who has spent many years In the neighboring republic. “A Mexican mule will do Just so much work and not a bit more. 'The riding mule, for Instance, Is fully aware of the distance, down to a rod, he Is supposed and required to traverse In the progress of one travel ing day, and all the sharp sticks os goads or dynamlto on earth won't get him to do a bit more than what ha knows to be the correct distance. Tho Mexicans have a peculiar saying In connection with this characteristic o< the Mexican mule. You ask a Mexican, for Instance, how far It Is by mulebacH to such and such a point. " 'Two days Journey If you are not rushed, but three days If you are In q hurry,' the Mexican will reply. ”Hls meaning Is that If you don’t ask any more of your mule than you should ask of him tho mule will be able to make the trip In two days. But If you attempt to drive the brute he'll soldier on you, and In consequence the Journey will take you three days: “Now for the prescience of which l spoke. I don't know what else to call It. The latest Instance I saw of It was when I was riding through the state ot Sonora a month or so ago on nn old gray mule that knew every turn nnd twist of the road I was taking so thoroughly that I let the bridle reins hang and permitted him to go It alone. “Along toward evening a terrific thunder Btorm canto up. The air was heavy with tho fumes of sulphur--, something I had heard about but had never experienced before—and tho crashes were deafening. The road was rocky and bad and there was only an occasional scrub pine alongside. "The old gray mule when the storm reached Its height stopped his Jog of a sudden and stood In tho middle of tho road, peacefully enough. He wasn’t worried apparently, but he considered that that was a pretty good place to stand during tho continuance of tho tremendous electrical storm, for It was out In the open. “For myself, I wanted to get under tho shelter of a pine tree about 100 yards ahead of me. But the mulo couldn't and wouldn't see that. Him for open, and there ho stood. “I prodded him with the spurs, but he merely looked around at me In a disgusted sort of way. Then I dis mounted and tried to lead him. Noth ing doing. He wouldn’t budge. "So at length, giving In to him that ho knew more about it than I did, I wrapped my poncho about my head and stood at his head, waiting for the storm to pass. I hadn’t stood by the mule In that way for more than three minutes before a saw a couple of balls of red fire playing around the trunk of the pine tree that X wanted to get un der the shelter of. Then there came a deafening crash, and when I could see again there was that pine tree stretched across the road and a good part of It In kindling wood. "I suppose maybe that old gray mule didn't know. I give It to him, anyhow that he did." _ _ Squelching a Warbler. From the Washington Star. Jacob H. Schlff. on the way to Egypt on the Caronia, waa criticising In the smokeroom the tenor singing of a young man who gave, all by himself, a little muslcale every night after din ner. “With a voice like that,” said Mr. Schlff, "one Is npt to meet with extra ordinary experiences. "I have a friend with a voice like that, a young broker. For his Christ mas holidays my friend made a little tour of New England, visiting many quaint old houses, many picturesque churches. “One Sunday he went to church In Salem or Gloucester or some such place and lifted up his tenor voice In the hymns and responded with a fervor and force that made the congregation stare. “Pleased with the attention he at tracted my friend threw back his head, puffed out his chest, and, abandoning the lust vestige of restraint, sang with all his might and main. A high note was approaching. He collected his powers to meet It. They were staring now—well, he wou'd give them some thing to stare for. What a glorious thing this congregational singing was! He must have more of It every Sunday on his return to New York. “A heavy hand fell on his shoulder. He turned with a start and saw ths sexton, an old, bent man, glowering at him. “ 'Here, young feller, hold your noise!' said the sexton In a wheezy whisper, audible all over the building. 'We pay people to do that here!” His Plea. Tom P. Morgan in Smart Set. “Yassah, I 'knowledges dat I steals, yo’ honah—now and ag'ln," confessed Brother Bunkum, who had been dragged up before the bar of justice on the charge of embezzling sundry fowls. “I steals, sah, but on’y dess part o' de time—not all de time. De rest o' de time I sawtuh projects around amongst de dlffunt 'ligious 'nomerna tlons, eatin' dinner wld ’em and uh makln' out like I waa mlglity nigh on de keen edge o' J'lnln’ deir church; and I 'umble soinely axes yo', sah, to lemme down easy of yo' please, uh-kaze I does muh hcenyusness dess some o’ de time, as I says befo', and .not all de time, like dese yuh trust gen’lemen dat we-all yeahs tell so much about now-uh-days. And. 'sides all dat, yo' honah, what'd dese yuh good folks, dat’s alius tryin' to 'suade me over to deir way o' thlnk ln', do wldout me? If I was to go to Jail dey wouldn't have nobody to prac tise on; and yo’ organizes yo'se'f, sah, dat dey kaln't keep well less’n dey has some rlpperbate to be everlastln'Iy uh jilckln' at," - * “Our Barbarous Fourth.” Mrs. Isaac I>. Rice makes out a strong case against “Our Barbarous Fourth” In her destructive and constructive discus sion of the national holiday’s abuse and possibilities In the Juno Century. Figures, she says, show that during the celebra tion of five national birthdays, from 190(1 to 1907 Inclusive, 1,153 persons were killed and 21,530 were Injured! Of the Injured 83 suffered total, and 339 partial, blind ness; 308 persons lost arms, legs or hands, and 1,067 lost one or more fingers. But these figures, startling as they are. con vey only a faint Idea of the suffering, both physical and mental, which went to swell the total cost of these five holidays; In this we must also Include the weeks and often months of anguish of the Injured, the suspense of entire families while the fate of some loved one hung In the bal ance, the horror of a future of sightless years, the pinching poverty now the lot of many because of the death or maim ing of the breadwinner. Slam Is the'land of temples. New ones ure constantly being built and the old ones rarely repaired. Symptffigs ^X/lixir^Senna Cleanses the System Effect ually; Dispels It ilas and. ileaur ackes duo to Constipation; Acts naturally, acts truly as a Laxative. ~ • Best forMen\^uien and Cmla* rcn-ybungand Old. 10 jYet its Dene jicial Effects Always liuv the G lenuiae' wKick has me Tull name oftne Com 1 ^CALIFORNIA Fk> Strup Co. by whom it is maimjacturcd ,pruifc«l en the front of every* packa&o. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS*. one size only, regular price battle. Handicapped by Her Husband. From the London Globe. Lady Mary Glyn, the wife of th* bishop of Petersborough, wae recently sitting In Peterborough Infirmary by the bedside of a maid servant who had been taken from the palace suffering from burns. At a neighboring bed ai» evangelist was speaking to another pa tient. Mistaking Lady Mary for th* girl’s mother, he approached her with a handful of tracts, and tho words; "Are you saved, madame; are you sura you are saved?” "As nearly as a bishop’s wife can expect to be,” was Lady Mary's reply. -.a . ■ Real Fishing. From the Atlantic Monthly. I’ve whipped miles of trout streanv I’ve played many a husky bass. I’vw read of the angler’s battles with tarpon and salmon and tuna; but when I want, just real fishing, I seek out a quiet lit tle river I know, dig a can of wormt get down on the small of my back un der a willow, and watch my stopper float and wait for the perch to bite. CUTICUBA CUBED FOCDSL leathern Woman Suffered with Fish in*, Darning (lnsh—Thm Utlto Babies Had Slcln Troablua. "My baby had it running art or hk neck and nothing that I did for tt took effect until I used Cutlcura. My facer was nearly full of tetter or aoma sim ilar skin disease. It would Itch matt burn so that I could hardly stand It. Two cokes of Cutlcura Soap and a bol of Cutlcura Olntmout cured me. Twd years after it broke out on Of hand* and wrist. Sometimes I would gw nearly crazy, for It Itched so badly. 1. went back to my old stand-by, that had never failed me—one act of Cut* cura Remedies did the work. One aet' also cured my uncle’s baby, whoae head was a cake of sores, and another baby who was In the same fix. Mrs. Lilli* Wllcher, 770 Eleventh St., Chattanooga, Teun., Feb. 16, 1907.” A Sure Winner. Hornn—Did yez tver make lnjr money buckin' horses, Doran? Doran—Sure. Ot made folve hundred wance. Horan—How did yez do ut? Doran—Ol backed him down a ctllar awn thin sued th’ mon for lavin’ th". door open. Cash registers are used in a church in Massachusetts. Mrs. Winslows bootuikq anus aw TUtlllnw .•ethingi ^ft.au ths semi, rsdncs. iSI—wlie ee Wj. pain, ourw min A eolle. 1* oasc ■ botOe Not Hit Fault. Prom the Christian Deader. A first grade boy brought perfect spelling papers home for several weeks and then suddenly began to ml— five and six out of ten. "How’s this, son?” asked the father. "Teacher’s fault," replied the boy. “How Is It the teacher's fault?" "She moved the little boy that sat. next to me.” Muskrat skins are largely used for the manufacture of the cheaper grades of fur coats. Ten Caa Get Alien’s Foot-lTwoo Fm Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Da Bey, N. Y., for a FREE sample of Allen's rose Base, a powder to shake Into your sheen. It cures tired, sweating, hot, swollen, ach ing feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. AJfi Druggists and Shoe Stores sell It SSc. Hospital for Trees. "The trees of Paris will delight you."* said the traveled man who waa seeing oiy his friend. “Every boulevard and ave nue has Its two lines of trees. Sheltered from the hot sun, you walk under them In a cool green dusk. "That hot and dusty city doesn’t emslty keep Its trees vigorous and fresh. It must have tree hospitals—great nurseries where, with all sorts of liquid p&rasit* killers and all sorts of stimulating fer tilizers, the run-down urban trees arm built up again. “Continually, In Paris, you eee faded trees being taken up and fresh trees being put down, and fresh and faded trees alike,, in those ambulances which wo call trans planters, drive continually up down the sunny streets.” CASTQRIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the /H? Signature of A 8kln of Beauty Is » Joy Forever. kR T. Felix Oouraud's Oriental Cream or Magioa! Be a u title r. Kemo?aa Taa. 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