A SURGICAL
OPERATION
If there is any one thing that a
woman dreads more than another it
Is a surgical operation.
We can state without fear of a
contradiction that there are hun
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitals which are entirely unneces
sary and many have been avoided by
LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
»'or proof of this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
“ For eight years I suffered from the
most severe form of female troubles and
was told that an operation was my only
hope of recovery. 1 wrote Mrs. Pinkham
for advice, apd took Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
my life and made me a well woman.”
Mrs. Arthur R. House, of Church
Road, Moorestown. N. J., writes:
“I feel it is my duty to let people
know what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound has done for me. I
Buffered from female troubles, and last
March my physician decided that an
operation was necessary. My husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound,
and to-day I am well and strong.”
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has posit ively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, and backache.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Montreal Accent.
From the Pittsburg Dispatch.
“I once sat beside Mr. Fish at a
dinner at the Union league club in New
York. Mr. Fish, when the soup came
on, began to east sneering glances at
a stout, red faced chap opposite us;
and finally he whispered to me:
“ ‘That man is from Montreal. I can
tell it by his accent.’
’’’By his accent?’ said I. 'But, Mr.
Fish, the man hasn't spoken.’
"Mr. Fish’s lip curled in a scornful
smile.
“’I had reference,' he said, ‘to the
accent with which he eats his soup.' ”
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The First Advertiser.
The author looked up from the first
chapter of his mammoth History of
Advertising.
"1 wonder." he murmured, "who eouid
have been the first manufacturer to ad
vertise? It is an item that would fit
In well here."
"There is no extant data on the sub
ject," said the fainter, "but I have
every reason to believe that the hen Is
the person you are looking for."
Urn. Winslow * ooamnra mam- tor ObllArs*
■■nothing; softoni tho sums, rouuoss ;r.lilmmsuon. s»
ojs poiu euros wln.l roll-. l*cont s bottio
The "axle-lfght" system Is In use on
the trains of the Atchison, Topeka &
Santa Fe railroad on an extensive scale.
Each car has its own storage batteries
supplied with electricity generated by
the axles of the wheels, and the loco
motive headlights derive their Illum
ination from the same source. It Is es
timated that each full train, exclusive
of the locomotive, develops nearly 6,000
candle-power light.
To assure the direct and quick cleans
ing of the system, take Garfield Tea. the
Mild Herb Laxative! It purifies the
blood, eradicates disease and brings Good
Health.
Periodicals.
From Harper's Weekly.
A well known actor says that while
his company was touring the South not
long ago, he went into one of the
“clubs" in a South Carolina town,
where the dispensary system is in
vogue.
"What have you in the shape of peri
odicals?" the player asked of the dusky
attendant.
'Corn liquor, sah," promptly answered
the attendant, “beer, and wine, but
mostly corn liquor, sah.”
Stat* or Ohio, Citt or Toledo, I
Lucas County. (
Frank .T. Cheney makes oath that he la
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney A
Co., doing business In the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
Arm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use of
Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D.
18S6.
(Seal.) A. W. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo
nials free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggist*. 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Of the 600,000 miles of railway In the
world, only abput 10 per cent are found
In strictly tropical territory, and no
more than 15 per cent within what
would be termed tropical and subtropi
cal areas. Tracks abound In the tem
perate zone.
Ask Your Denier for Allen'* Foot-Ease
A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests
the feet, Cures Corns. Bunions. Swollen,
Sore, Hot, Callous. Aching, Sweating feet
and Ingrowing Nalls. Allen's Foot-Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by ail
Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Le Roy, N. Y. _ _
Every night while the British parlia
ment is in session a letter Is dispatched
from the house of commons to King
Edward, giving a summary of the pro
ceedings during the sitting. At present
the letter is written by Herbert Glad
stone.
Choice half section stock or grain farm
near Northfleld at a bargain to close an
estate. 30 miles from Twin Cities, JB.000
worth of improvements. Jesse Howland,
Northfleld, Minn.
According to a government botanist
at Washington, there is reason to be
lieve that buds share in the growing
old of the parent plant. He illustrates
his meaning in this way; Suppose the
average life of an individual plant—say
a tree—to be 100 years, then a bud re
moved when the parent plant Is 50 years
old will also be virtually 50 years of
age, and if transplanted by grafting
will be able to live on the graft only
50 years more.
Ladies to copy letters at home; spare
time; good pay; cash weekly: experience
unnecessary; send stamp. Gerard Co,,
Arno Bldg., Cincinnati, O.
The Pekin Gazette, the oldest news
paper in the world, after an existence
of 1,194 years without an editorial page,
society column, funny column, market
page or sporting extra, is now using
its back page for freaks and has start
ed an editorial page.
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Big Flowers in Kansas.
Quite u. colony of congressional folk
congregate about "The Terrace,” on
Massachusetts avenue In the legislative
season. Consequently as the opening
of the house draws near, the adjacent
park, Scott circle, becomes populous
v ith boys and girls from all parts of
the union. Some weighty arguments
anent the superiority of the Kast to
the West and the North to the South
are waged, and some interesting bits
of Information await the keen-eared
wayfarer.
Kansas and Georgia were hard at It
the other day.
"Anyway, down in Geo'gah the trees
have nice, long moss on them all the
time and
"Oh. bosh! Who wants moss on trees
anyway? Out’n Kansas where trees
get moss on 'em they're rotten,” broke
in the small Kansan.
"But in Geo'gah." again interrupted
the little woman from that state, “we
have magnolia trees and roses in ouah
gahdens all the time and you—all have
only cabbages and beans."
"Cabbages and beans!” scornfully re
turned the girl from the Golden West
"why out’n Kansas we have—we have
—cauliflowers, and they grow as high
as that tree and they have red and
yellow flowers, too—out’n Kansas.”
Venezuela sent more than 50,000,000
pounds of coffee to the United States
last year.
SLEEP BROKEN BY ITCHING.
Eczema Covered Whole Body for a
Year—No Relief I nlll C’aflcara
Remedies Prove a Snccezi.
"For a year 1 have had what they
call eczema. I had an itching all over
my body, ODd when I would retire for
the night it would keep me awake half
the night, and the more 1 would
scratch, the more it would itch. I
tried all kinds of remedies, but could
get no relief.
"I used one cake Cutlcura Soap, one
box of Cutlcura, and two vials of Cuti
cura Resolvent IMlls, which cost me a
dollar and twenty-five cents in all, and
am very glad I tried them, for I was
completely cured. Walter W. 1’ag
luseh, 207 N. Robey St., Chicago, 111.,
Oct. S and 16, 1906.”
Not Quite the Same.
The Taller: A country clergyman
vouches for the truth of this story.
Having arrived at that point in the
baptismal service where the infant’s
name is conferred, he said: "Name this
child.”
"Original Story,” said the sponsor
nurse.
"What did you say?” he asked in sur
prise.
"Original Story,” she repeated in
clear, deliberate tones.
"It’s a very odd name, isn't it? Are
you sure you want him called by the
name of Original Story?"
“Original Story—that's right.”
“Is it a family name?’’ the minister
persisted.
' Named after his uncle, sir,” ex
plained the nurse.
And so as Original Story the little
fellow was christened. Some weeks af
ter this event the minister made the
acquaintance of the said uncle—a farm
laborer in another village—whose name
was Reginald Story,
How I Cared Sweeay and Fistula.
"I want to tell you how I saved
one of our horses that had a fistula.
We had the horse doctor out and he
said it was so bad that he did not
think he could cure it, and did not
come again. Then we tried Sloan's
Liniment and It cured it up nicely.
"One day last spring I was plowing
for a neighbor who had a horse with
sweeny, and I told him about Sloan's
Liniment and he had me get a bottle
for him, and it cured his horse all
right, and he goes off now like a colt.
“We had a horse that had sweeny
awfully bad and we thought it was
never going to be any good, but we
used Sloan's Liniment and it cured it
up nicely. I told another neighbor
about it and he said it was the best
Liniment he ever used.
“We are using Sloan’s Sure Colic
Cure and we think it is all right.”
A. D. Bruce. Aurelia, la.
No Pay for Old Sermons.
Boston Herald: "In the last analysis,
there is nothing new that any of us
can say," said Booker T. Washington
In Cambridge. ‘The doctrine of love,
of punishment, of reward, and of the
future life are as old as the world.
"This reminds me of an old negro
whom I inet in the hills down South
at a church where I was beseeching ;
tHe audience to stand by their pastor !
and pay him a salary. I spoke as elo- I
quenlly as I could. I watched my audl- I
ence and saw that I had every one
with me but this old fellow In the reur, j
who kept mumbling to himself when- I
ever I finished an argument. Finally i
I called out to him, and asked why he ;
onoosed paying a salary to his hard i
working minister.
” 'No. suli: no. suh: we shan't pav him |
no more salary this year. He's giving I
us the same sermons he gave last vear '
he said.”
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From Harper* Weekly.
The proprietor of a Chicago hotel tells
of an eccentric' guest who registered
with him about the time of the simpli
fied spelling flurry, and who under
took in an ingenious way. to show Ills
contempt for the opponents of the pro
posed reform.
When the newcomer spread his signa
ture on tile register it was at once ob
served that the name was n most un
usual one—"E. K. Phtholoknyrrh.”
"Peg your pardon, sir," said the clerk,
"but how do you pronounce it?”
"Turner." was the reply, "and spelled
In approved fashion, too."
'Will you kindly explain?”
"Simplest thing in the world," said
Turner. "First, we have ‘phth,’ the
Round of V In 'phthisis;' then 'olo,'
tile sound of 'ur' in colonel;' thirdly,
gn,’ representing the sound of 'll' In
gnat;' and, finally, 'yrrh,' the equival
ent of er' in 'myrrh.' If the combina
tion doesn’t spell 'Turner,' what does it
spell?"
All the guests at a wedding at South
ond-on-lhe-Sea, England, brought fish
ing rods, and the bride and bride
groom, both members of the Scotland
Angling society, passed beneath an
arch of fishing rods on leaving the
church.
RAISED FROM A SICK BED.
After Being nn Invalid with Kidney
Disorders for Blany Years.
John Armstrong. Oloverport, Ky..
says: “I was an Invalid with kidney
complaints lor many years and cannot
tell what agony I en
dured from backache.
My limbs were swoll
en twice natural size
and my sight was
weakening. The kid
ney secretions were
discolored and had a
sediment. When I
wished to eat my
wife had to raise me
up In bed. Physicians
were unable to help me and I was go
ing down fast when I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. After a short
time I felt a great Improvement and
am now ns strong and healthy as a
man could he. I give Doan's Kidney
rills all the credit for it.”
Sold by all dealers. fiO cents a box.
Foster-Miiburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
A Notable Performance.
From Harper's Weekly.
A member of the school board of
Philadelphia describes a unique school
house in northern Pennsylvania, where
the school master keeps his boys grind
ing steadily at their desks, hut some
times permits them to nibble from their
lunch boxes as they work.
One day the pedagogue was instruct
ing a class in arithmetic, when he no
ticed that one pupil was devoting more
attention to a piece of pie than to his
lesson.
"William.” commanded the stern
mentor, "will you pay attention to the
lesson?”
“I'm listening, sir,” said the boy.
“Listening, are you?” exclaimed the
master. "Then you're listening with
one ear and eating pie with the other!”
A New Version.
She was a pudgy little person whose
squareness was combined with a de
licious and Indescribable rotundity.
Each of the children had been taught a
text to recite at the Sunday school en
tertainment, and each had to mount
the platform for the event. Gretehen
being a very small girl, had been given
a very short verse—namely, "I am the
Bread of Life.”
When her name was called she
stepped primly forward and announced
with calm confidence:
”1 am a loaf of bread.”
And the audience forgot church de
corum.
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An Overvaunted Virtue.
From the Baltimore American.
S. 1. Kimball, the general superin
tendent of the life saving service, said
the other day of an applicant for a cer
tain post:
"The man was recommended for his
steadiness. Now steadiness is a virtue,
especially In life saving, that goes none
too far. Whenever I think of it I think
of an old lady I used to know.
"Mrs. Madden.” a gentleman once
said to this old lady, 'your neighbor,
Herbert Blsbing, has applied to me for
work. Is he steady?'
"Mrs. Madden threw up her hands.
" ‘Steady, is it?' she said. 'Sure, if
he was any steadier he'd he dead.' "
HIS WHEAT WENT 22 BUSHELS
TO THE ACHE.
He Realised $18 per Acre from It,
While Oats Gave Him $17 an
Acre.
Moose Jaw, Sask., Nov. 18, 1007.
Writing from Moose Jaw, Saskatche
wan, Mr. S. K. Halhwall says;
“1 have much pleasure in saying that
on my farm this year I had 500 acres
in wheat, and 120 acres in oats. My
wheat averaged about 22 bushels per
acre, and I had 200 acres cut before
the frost, which I sold at 85 cents per
bushel, thus realizing on that wheat
$18 per acre, not counting cost of twine,
seed and labor. With regard to the
other 300 acres of wheat, it got touched
with frost, but is worth 00 cents per
bushel, it will net*me $13 per acre,
but I do not intend to sell it at that
price, as I can make more money by
feeding It to hogs.
“My oats turned out about 50 bush
els to the acre, and at 35 cents per
bushel will give me $17 to (lie acre, not
counting seed, twine and labor.
"On account of the late spring, a
percentage of the grain was touched
with frost; hut ou account of good
prices, farmers will realize a fair profit
ou their farms even this year. We are
as usual up against a shortage of cars
to get our grain removed.”
No Hindrance.
From Bellman.
One dav a celebrated advocate was
arguing before a very ru«le old Scotch
Judge, who pointed with one fore
finger to one of his cars and with the
other to the opposite une. "You see
this, Mr. X?” "I do. my lord,” said the
advocate. "Well, It just goes in here
and comes out there.” and ills lordship
smiled with the hilarity of a Judge who
thinks he has actually said a good
thing. "I don't doubt It. -my lord," re
plied the advocate; "what is there to
prevent it?"
An English firm is to light the Me
dina, (Arabia) sanctuary of Mahomraed
with electricity.
THE RICHEST BABY i
IN ALL CHICAGO
Son Recently Born Mr. and
Mrs. S. K. Martin Is Worth
$3,000,000.
Chicago. Special: An pvcnt of
tremendous Importance In the family
of the late Otto Young has occurred.
It was the birth of a boy to Mr. and
Mrs. Samuel K. Martin, 234 Lincoln
Park boulevard. It Is easily the richest
baby In Chicago.
Within an hour thereafter the tele
phone had carried (he news to the oth
et branches of the Tamlly and to circles
of more distant relatives that another
grandchild—Ihe ninth—had arrived to
share the millions left by the Chicago
merchant. Until the birth of this their
first child. Ihe Martins, under the
terms of the will, had no claim on the
fortune beyond Mrs. Martin's life in
terest In Its Income. Now they have
an heir whose prosnects are worth at
least $3,000,000. It is the first Young
grandchild to be born Into Its own
rights since the death of Mr. Young.
The Importance of the event to the
four branches of the family arises
from the peculiar provisions of Mr.
Young's will. Mr. Young apparently
shared the convictions of President
Roosevelt and he was extremely careful
to place no premium on race suicide in
his family.
Grandchildren to Get All.
In Ills testament he directed that Ills
widow and four daughters he given
practically the entire Income from his
estate, but the principal itself, amount
ing at the time of his death to $25,
000.000. he lert to be divided equally
among his grandchildren. The fam
ily with the most children thereby will
receive the most money and the one
with none living at the time of the
distribution will not share.
The birth of the Martin baby had the
effect of disarranging calculations In
the families of the other three daugh
ters. The prospective share of the
family of Mrs. Marie Julia Young
Kaffman, of Marquette, Mich., who Is
in the lead with five children, was
decreased by the event from five
eighths to five-ninths of the estate—a
loss approximately of $1,875,000. The
future share of the family of Mrs. de
cile Young Heyworth. with two chil
dren, declined from 25 to 22 per cent,
while that of Mrs. Catherine Ottille
Young Hobart, one child, fell off some
$375,000.
An addition to any of these three
families will help it to regain the loss
of prestige suffered through the event
In the Martin family. At the same
time a repetition In the Martin family
will enhance Its prospects and still fur
ther reduce the others. Still It Is rec
ognized that Mrs. Kaufman, with five
already, enjoys a tremendous handicap
over her sisters.
What eventual effect Mr. Young's
Ideas will have on his posterity remains
to be seen. The more grandchildren
there are the less money there will be
for each. On the other hand, the more
each family has the less danger there
will be of having its Inheritance dim
inished or cut off by deaths.
Furthermore, not the least interest
ing point to the family is that the birth
cif every additional child probably post
pones the dale of the final division.
Mr. Young directed that this should
not take place until his widow and his
four daughters are all dead and the
youngest IMng grandchild is 21 years
old.
If, when the last of the daughters
dies, there are any grandchildren under
age. the trustees will have to wait un
til the youngest one reaches 21. If the
last survivor of the daughters lives to
extreme old age, however, the young
est grandchild In all Probability will
be 21 at her death. In which case the
estate would be distributed at once.
It may. therefore, be more than half
a century before the division of the
estate among the grandchildren. As
Ihe entire income Is to be devoted to
annuities the estate will Increase in
that time only In so far as the prop
erty may enhance In value. If it were
divided at this time each grandchild
would receive about: $3,000,000.
THE CONTINENTAL HUSBAND.
Never Show* Neglect, But He’s Not
Always Faithful.
From Everybody's Magazine.
Practically every woman over here must
make up her mlml to accept her hus
band's Infidelity. Not open infidelity; he
will never force the fact upon your notice,
and if you choose to see no farther than
you are Intended to see, you may remain
where Ignorance is—soothing to your
pride. The infidelity of your husband may
tie a hard thing to determine, even if
you try. because all you ask of him. all
the time that you want him to spend with
you, he gives you. ills evenings are in
variably spent with you, whether you go
out or stay at home. He never neglects
you In any way that you can take excep
tion to. If he Is having "an afTair," It
Is most likely to be with a woman who
Is intimate at your house, and nothing
In the manner of either will ever give
an Inkling of the state of things. Italians
as a rule do not care for women of the
stage; they prefer women In their own
sphere of life, women of title and posi
tion. Once In a great while there is a
scandal—a wife repudiates her husband
or a man refuses to be complaisant to
the frequent visits of his wife's friend.
But as a rule the innocent wife shuts
her eyrs In order to see as little as pos
sible.
Stumps Stuyvesant Fish.
New York Press: "A personal friend
of Stuyvesant Fish," said a Wall street
broker, "who Is also a persona! friend
of E. H. Harriman, and hus managed
to steer a middle course during the
war between the two men, received a
Harriman visiting card in the natural
course of social relations at a time
when the warfare was at its height.
"He never knew >ist how It hap
pened. but several days later, desiring
to see Mr. Fish on business, he called
at the latter’s house and handed the
butler a card from his cardease. A few
minutes later Mr. Fish appeared at the
j head of of the stairway and peered
over tile rail.
"Apparently satisfied at what he saw
below, he started down slowly. Half
way down he stopped again, and with
a puzzled expression on his face stud
ied tlie visitor's card intently. Then he
proceeded the rest of the way. His
face was still screwed up In a doubtful
way when he reached the drawing
room, and it was an awkward, hesitat
j ing way, holding the card In one hand,
that he advanced the other to his
friend.
i '' Ned.' ho said, I think there is
I some mistake her*.’
| "'Where?' asked the friend. 'What do
you mean?’
“ 'This,' said Mr. Fish, handing over
the card.
"His friend took It and glanced at
the face. It bore the name of E. H.
Harriman."
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kon the bowels, cleanses
e system e||ectual^) |
assists one in overcoming, f
Kabitunl constipation, j
permanently. To get its. f
oenejicial ejects buy
tbe genuine.
Matuijnctured bythe
CALIFORNIA I
Fig Syrup Co. ;
SOLD BYLEADING DWJGaSTS-BCKfwBflTTU.,
Mark's Brilliant Paragraph. \
New York .Sun: Mark Twain, at ft j
publishers’ dinner In New York, talked
of his reporting days In Virginia. Cltyj i
"We were trying a horse thief on*
day,” he said, "and all of a sudden one
big, burly scoundrel pulled off his boot
and threw It at the Judge. It was a
heavy boot, too. It was studded with
hobnails.
"I am still rather proud of the way I,
wrote up that little Incident, doing It,
neatly and at the same time getting
oack on a rival reporter whom I dis
liked. I got It all in one paragraph—;
something like this: i
"•Suddenly the blackguardly thief,' .
putltng off his boot, hurled It with all,
hts might straight at the Judge's head.;
This desperate act might have been at
tended with most disastrous conse-i
quonces, hut fortunately the miHsilej ;■
only struck a reporter. .So no harm was
done.' ” _ j 2
Be Kind to the Old. i
From the Bellman.
Kdward King, bishop of Lincoln, who
.s now nearly 8U. was once taking an
airing at the seaside when he found,
some difficulty Jn rising from his lowj
chair.
Seeing Ills predicament, a young fish-,
er girl hastened to his assistance andj
nelped his lordship to his feet. Dr.j
King was profuse In his thanks, but;
the girl who had no Idea of his Iden-i
tltv. begged him not to mention it.
"That's all light, sir," said she with!
a laugh, “I'm used to it, I've often had
to take father home when he's been a
good deal drunker than you!"
The Handy DoctorinYouri
Vest Pocket
DTS a thin, round-cornered llttta,
Enamel Bo*— ?
When carried In your Test pocket
It means Health-Insuranoe.
It contains SI* Candy Tablets of pleasant
taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet Is a working dose of Caft
carets, which acts like Exercise on the
Bowel3 and Liver.
It will not purge, sicken, nor upeet the
Stomach.
Because It Is not a "Blle-drhrer," like
Salts, Sodium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor j
Aperient Waters. |
Neither Is It like Castor Oil, Glycerine,
or other Oily^ Laxatives that simply lubricate <
the Intestines for transit of the food stopped
up In them at that particular time.
The chief cause of Constipation and
Indigestion Is a weakness of tho Muscles
that contract the Intestines and Bowels!"
Cascarets are practically to the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
are to the Athletic Mi sclea.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges
tive Juices out of food eaten.
They dorVt help the Bowels and Liver tn
such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why, with Cascarets, tho dose
may be lessened each succeeding time
Instead of Increased, as It must be with aU
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
• e a
Cascarets act like exercise.
If carried in your vest pocket, (or carried
in My Lady’s Purse,) and eaten Just when,
you suspect you need one, you will never
know a sick day from the ordinary Ills of life.
Because these Mis begin tadie Bowels,
and pave the way for' all other diseases.
"Vest Pocket" box 10cents. 7W
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC.'*
| What a Settler Can Secure In
WESTERN CANADA
j 160 Acras Cram-Growing Land FREE.
20 to 40 Buthab Wheat to the Acre.
j 40 to 90 Busheb Oats to the Acre.
35 to 50 Busheb Car ley to the Acre.
Timber for Fencing and Cnildinft FREE.
1 Good Laws with l.ow Taxation.
Splendid Railroad Facilities and Low Rates.
Schools and Churches Convenient.
Satisfactory Markets for all Productions.
Good Climate and Perfect Health.
Chances for Profitable Investments.
Some of the choicest grain-producing lands In
Saskatchewan and Alberta may now be acquired
in these most healthful and pros~»erous sections
under the
Revised Homestead Regulations
by which entry may be made by proxy (on certain
conditions), by the father, mother, son, daughter,
brother or sister of intending homesteader.
Entry fee in each case Is $10.00. For pamphlet,
“Last Best West.” particulars as to rates, routes,
♦in*'' to go end where to locate, apply to
W. P. Scott. Superintendent of Immigration,
Ottawa. Canada, or h. T. Holmes. 31$ Jackson
St..St. Paul, Minn.;J. M. A1 acLachlan, Box 116
Watertown. South I>akota. aud W. V. Bennett,
$01 New York Life Building, Omaha, Kebw
Authorized Government Agents
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