There la Only One
“Bramo Quinine”
That Is
Laxative Bramo Quinine
USED THE WORLD OVER TO CURE A COLD IH ORE DAY.
Always remember the lull name. Look /7T/ y
lor this signature on every box. 25c. ^
HOW TO KNOW
PORE PAINT
A Way In Which It May Be lden»
tifled Before Using.
After n building has been painted
long enough for a weather test. It Is
easy to tell If the paint used was made
of pure White lA>ud or not. But such
belated knowledge comes like locking
the barn after the colt is stolen.
What on« wants Is a test that will
tell the quality of the paint before it
and the labor of putting it on are paid
for.
Very Considerate.
Everybody’s Magazine: 'Fool!’’ ex
claimed a fop at his club, throwing
down the morning paper. "Jones you
voted for Roosevelt. Won’t you admit
now that he's made a pretty bad mess
of things trying to mix in Wall street?”
•'Well,” said Jones advisedly, "that
seems to be the general impression that
prevails among the masses."
“I’ll have you understand, sir, that I
am not one of the musses.”
“I know that.” yawned Jones, getting
up. "1 prefixed the 'in’ merely out of
consideration for your feelings.”
"Farm Bargain.” Pick out a good home
' cheap in the Ozarks. Write for particu
lars to Fred Krepp, Crooker. Mo. Dept. O.
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cared by
these liittlo Pills.
They also relieve Dis
tress from Dyspepsia, In
digestion ana Too Hearty
Eating, A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness, Nausea,
Drowsiness, Bad Tasta
tn the Mouth. Coated
Tongue, Pain in the side,
I TORPID IJVER. Thqy
regulate the Boweli Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE
j Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
MOTHER CRAY’S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN
A Certain Cure for FoTeri*ihnP«f»*
4'<»n«iipation, Headache,
Stomach Troubles* Teplbiii*;
Disorders, r.nd Destroy
Mother Gray, Worms. They Break up Colds
Nurjein Child- in 24 Hours. Ar all I'ruprjrists. fioota
ren’a Horn*. oaiTinle mnilM rK.KJL Anaress,
.7c.-*w—2 1.8 R-;, Y
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Tricks of the Vernacular.
Baltimore American: She—I don't
understand this story of a policeman’s
brutality to a man he was arresting,
at all.
He—What don't you understand?
She—The paper says he was so rough
with the man, and It sounds to me like
he was real kind this warm weather.
He—What does the account say?
She—That he fanned the prisoner un
til he put him to sleep.
PIERS CURED II? « TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
rase of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud
ing Piles iu 0 to 14 days or money refunded.
50c.
Sharp Talk.
Mis. Slowpay—I think I owe you a
call.
Mrs. Doctors (cuttingly)—Really!
(.nly this morning my husband was
remarking that your husband owes him
a half dozen visits.
Imports into Canada in 1907 (esti
mated) from the United States will
amount to $105,000,000, against only $78,
000,000 from Great Britain.
Mr a. Winslows oooTHnco ever- tor Children
-teething; softens the gums, reauces incimnutuou
ays pain cares wind cent a bottle
Did Him Good.
Cook—De Close is a mean man. I
don't believe he ever did anything that
did anybody any good.
Hook—Yes, he did.
Cook—What was it?
Hook—He fell down one time and it
did me good to see him.
WE PAY HIGH PRICES FOR FI US
and hides, or tan them for robes, rugs or
coats. X'.W.Ilide it Fur Co., Minneapolis
Sounded That Way.
Yonkers Statesman: She—Yes, the
doctor was here today, and he looked
at my tongue.
He—Did he say it was hung in the
middle?
F| fit. Vim®’ «nd Alt nervovi
119 Permanently loured by i>r. KIIua a (ir**!
Nerv* Restorer, fiend for Free 00 trial bottla And lreAti>«
I)K. U. U. IaLIJSE, Ld., W31 Arch Str.oi, PhU*dalphiA, Pa
The number of Germans settled in
South America is estimated at about
435,000.
■' _—_
.xni mi iucu n uaj iu ”
genuine White Lead may be positively
distinguished from adulterated or fake
White Lend before you spend a cent
on your painting.
Pure White Lead is made from me
tallic lead. and. under Intense heat,
such ns Is produced by a blow-pipe,
pure White Lead will resolve itself
hark into metallic lead. If, however,
it is not genuine White Lead, or if it
contains the slightest trnce of adulter
ation, the change will not take place.
Therefore the "blow-pipe” test is an
absolute and final one.
The National Lead Company are
urging every one interested in painting
to make this test of paint before using
it, and they guarantee ttiat the pure
White Lead sold under their "puteh
Boy Painter" trade-mark will always
prove absolutely pure under the
“blow-pipe” or any other test. To
make it easy for you to perform the
experiment they will send you free
upon request, a blow pipe and every
thing necessary for you to make the
test, together with a valuable booklet
on paint. Address. National Lead
Company, Woodbridge Building, New
York City.
Bachelor's Comfort.
Colgate Hoyt, the president of the*
American Automobile club, was argu
ing qt the end of a recent club meeting
about the iniquitous automobile law.
“Your suggestion,” said Hoyt to his
opponent, "offers very cold comfort. It
is bachelor's comfort—that is to say,
no comtort at all.
“ 'What,' said a bachelor to a bene
dict, only married a year, and already
so blue?’
“ 'Ah, but,’ groaned the benedict, 'I
never imagined that a wife would
prove so expensive.’
"The bachelor patted the blue mar
ried man on the back In a consolatory
way.
‘‘ Yes,’ he said, ‘a wife is an expen
sive article, that Is true; but then you
must remember that she lasts a very
long time.’ ”
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure In
all Its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Hall's
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ST, PATRICK
Drove oil the snakes from
IRELAND
\C0BS 01
Drives all aches from the body,
cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia and
CONQUERS PAIN
25c.—ALL DRUGGISTS—50c.
t
1
y> A
nianu cure is me only positive cure uuw
mown to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
>eing a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh
-ure is taken Internally, acting directly upon
he blood and mucous surfaces of the sys
em, thereby destroying the foundation of
he disease, and giving the patient strength
>y building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The proprle
ors have so much faith in its curative pow
‘rs that they offer One Hundred Dollars foi*
my case that It fails to cure. Send for list
>f testimonials.
Address : F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
Easy to Drift.
Casy to drift to the open sea.,
The tides are eager and swift and
strong,
ind whistling and free are the rushing
winds—
But, oh, to get back is hard and long.
Sasy as told in Arabian tale,
To free from his jar the evil sprite,
'ill he rises like smoke to stupendous
size—
But. oh, nevermore, can we mison him
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I
SHOES AT ALL
PRICES, FOR EVERY
MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY,
MEN, 80YS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN.
Yf. L. Douglaa makes and aella more "EY)
men’s $2.80, $3.00 and 93.BOahoes
than any other manufacturer In the .
JteP’worid, because they hold their “653
shape, fit better, wear longer, and
|^°> aro of greater value than any other eg^e
*®£1 shoes tn the world to-day, ®8
W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Edge Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At An; Price
agMUAUTTOftT. W. Douglas name and price la stamped on bottom. Take IVo Substitute.
Sold by the best, shoe dealers everywhere. Shoe* mailed from factory to any part of tbo world. Illus
trated Catalog free to any address. IV. JL. GOt/GLAS, Ilrorlitoiit Musa.
tight.
Easy as told In an English tale.
To fashion a Frankenstein body and
soul,
And breathe in his bosom a breath of life—
But, oh, we create what we can not
control.
Easy to drift to the sea of doubt,
Easy to hurt what we can not heal,
Easy to rouse what we can not soothe,
Easy to speak w’hat we do not feel,
Easy to show what we ought to con
ceal,
Easy to think that fancy Is fate,
And, oh, the wisdom that comes too late!
—Oliver Huckle.
Every year Denmark sends $1,000,000
worth of poultry and eggs to Eng
land.
Only One “BROMO QUININE”
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Colo in One day. 25c.
TEN MILLION BOXES A YEAR |
The most wonderful record in all history — merit made it. The great sums of money spent In advertlsingKHDp^^
have only served to make CASCARETS known, but the greatest advertisement ever printed could do no more^^^^^
than induce a person to try CASCARETS once—a free sample, or at most, a 10 cent box.jBHMwB^^^
Then comes the test, end if CASCARETS had not proved their merit beyond the highestj^^^^
expectations there would not today, after five years on the market, be a sale
nearly a million boxes a month. This great success has been made bygS*8^ Aa
the kind words of our friends. No one who has ever triedRjpS^pjSS^**' \ TpSJk
CASCARETS fails to be pleased and talk nicely about them, \ dj&JPara
ath. Bad Blood. Pimples, Piles, Worms and all bowel
-vijS^g^^sjdisearrs of childhood and old age. They make mother's
^^^JinluTmildlypurgative. Mama takes a CASCARET, baby gets the benefit.
Children like to take them. They are the one perfect, unequaled family
^^rffremedyTNothing more can be said. Everybody should carry a box in the pocket and have
^jg^Bjganother in the house. Don’t forget “they work while you sleep,” and “a CASCARET at
579 ^^rfrfnigh^nake^ou feel all right—in the morning.” The genuine tablet octagonal, stamped CCC, put up in
light blue enameled metal boxes, and never sold in balk. Sold by all druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c.
/ [GREATEST SALE IN THE WORLD |
8IS HOPKINS’ SAYINGS.
By Rose Melville.
Widows' weeds look good In a garden.
A woman can cry to be unhanded,
and not be unhandy.
People not In society are usually at
outs with tt.
Some actors who commit parts should
get 10 years.
After an extremest gets a ducking,
he becomes an ex-stream.
A play Is like a pugilist—It must stay
to be a success.
At least one dramatist has been
Moody and made a success.
The only time some folks listen to
advice Is when they are giving It.
The man who Is unkind does not get
along with his kind—or anybody else.
Many a family skeleton consists of
nothtng more than a sklnnte daughter.
When a man "gives rein to his
thoughts" he had better look out for
other folks' damns.
A skating rink and photo gallery are
somewhat alike—for you get sittings In
both places.
The profuse cackling that Indiana
poets make over their lays, one would
Imagine they were a flock of chickens.
A Troublesome Plant.
Houston Post: The water hyacinth,
the beautiful marine plant of green
leaves and exquisite flowers, which has
done such a great damage to commerce
In Louisiana and east Texas, is mak
ing its appearance in the ship chan
nel.
A few years ago the water hyacinth
was brought from Florida to Louisiana
as a floral ornament. Last year the
government expended $200,000 in an
effort to control the pest and has only
partly succeeded. Streams and bayous
which once carried big barges of lum
ber in Louisiana ar.d eastern Texas
have been closed to navigation by the
rank vegetation of the hyacinth.
The Sabine river, above Orange, has
become filled with the plants, and it is
related that these all grew from a few
plants carelessly thrown into the river
by some housewife when the plants she
had in a tub as an ornament became
too numerous.
The matter has been brought to the
attention of the city authorities, and
steps have already been taken to des
troy before it Is too late all the hya
cinths at Sam Houston park and those
which have got into the bayou. A
boat is to be sent along the lower
reaches and all hyacinths carefully
gathered and destroyed. It is antici
pated that there may be some legis
lative action prohibiting the growing
to throw any of them Into a stream
and punishing any one so careless as
to throw any of them into a sreain
which is of any use for any purpose.
Battlefield Logic.
Everybody’s Magazine: Among the
men who served with Roosevelt's rough
riders In Cuba was a little Dutch Jew,
who, according to the men in his own
troop, was "the very incarnation of
cool, impudent bravado In a fight.” He
was a consistent fatalist.
One day he observed a comrade
dodging a bullet that had whistled un
comfortably close to him.
"Vat’s de use to todge dem pullets?"
sang out the little Jew. “Dey’ll hit you
shust as veil vere you are as vere you
ain’t.”
TEN YEARS OF BACKACHE.
Thousands of Women Sutler In the
Saute Way.
Mrs. Thomas Dunn, 153 Vine St., Co
lumbus, Ohio, says: “For more than
ten years I was In misery with back
ache. The simplest
housework complete
ly exhausted me. I
had no strength or
ambition, was nerv
ous and suffered
headache and dizzy
spells. After these
years of pain I was
despairing of ever be
ing cured 'when Doan's Kidney rills
came to my notice and their use brought
quick relief and a permaneut cure. I
am very grateful.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-MIlburn Co.. Ruffalo. N\ Y.
His Question.
Judge Knox—Prisoner, have you any
thing to say before the sentence of
death is pronounced upon you?
Prisoner—Yes. Who won the third
race today.
A good way to keep well is to tnke Gar
field Tea frequently; it purifies the blood, i
insures good digestion and good health!
Friend—I understand that theatrical
show of yours has changed hands.
Manager—Yep. It's In the sheriff's
hands at present.
PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. 2.
Dr. Hartman has claimed for many years that Peruna is an EXCELLENT
CATARRH REMEDY. Some of the doctor’s critics have disputed the doctor’s
claim as to the efficacy of Peruna.
Since the ingredients of Peruna are no longer a secret, what do the medi
cal authorities say concerning the remedies of which Peruna is composed?
Take, for instanoe, the ingredient HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS, OR
GOLDEN b*jBAL. The United States Dispensatory says of this herbal remedy,
that it is largely employed in the treatment of depraved mucous membranes,
chronic rhinitis (nasal catarrh), atonic dyspepsia (catarrh of the stomach),
chronic intestinal catarrh, catarrhal jaundice (catarrh of the liver), and in
diseased mucous membranes of the pelvic organs. It is also recommended for
the treatment of various forms of diseases peculiar to women.
Another ingredient of Peruna, CORYDALIS FORMOSA, is classed in the
United States Dispensatory as a tonic.
CEDRON SEEDS is another ingredient of Peruna, an exoellent drug that
has been very largely overlooked by the medical profession for the past fifty
years. THE SEEDS ARE TO BE FOUND IN VERY FEW DRUG STORES.
The United States Dispensatory says of the action of cedron that it is used as
a bitter tonio and in the treatment of dysentery, and in intermittent diseases
as a SUBSTITUTE FOR QUININE.
OIL OF COPAIBA, another ingredient of Peruna, is classed by the United
States Dispensatory as a mild stimulant and diuretic. It acts on the stomach
and intestinal tract. It acts as a stimulant on the genito-urinary membranes,
_______________________ Useful in chronic cystitis, chronic dys
entery and diarrhea, and some chronio
UUP Peruna Tablet diseases of the liver and kidneys.
, These opinions as to the ingredients
IS Peruna With of Feruna are held by all writers on
the subject, including Bartholow and
Fluid Removed. Judder.
OF HYDRASTIS, BARTHOLOW
—« says it is applicable to stomatitis
(catarrh of the mucous surfaces of the mouth), follicular pharyngitis (catarrh
of the pharynx), chronio coryza (catarrh of the head). This writer classes
hydrastis as a stomachic tonic, useful in atcnic dyspepsia (chronic gastrio
catarrh), catarrh of the duodenum, catarrh of the gall duct, catarrh of the
intestines, catarrh of the kidneys (chronic Bright's disease), catarrh of the
bladder, and catarrh of other pelvic organs.
BARTHOLOW REGARDS COPAIBA as an excellent remedy for chronio
catarrh of the bladder, chronic bronchitis (catarrh of the bronchial tubes).
BARTHOLOW STATES THAT CUBEB, an ingredient of Peruna, pro
motes the appetite and digestion, increases the circulation of the blood. Use
ful in ohronic nasal catarrh, follicular pharyngitis (catarrh of the pharynx),
increasing the tonicity of the mucous membranes of the throat. It also re
lieves hoarseness. Useful in atonic dyspepsia (catarrh of the stomach), and in
chronic catarrh of the colon and rectum, catarrh of the bladder, prostatorrhea,
and chronio bronchial affections.
MILLSPAUGH, MEDICINAL PLANTS, one of the most authoritative
works on medicinal herbs in the English language, in commenting upon
COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, says that it acts on the pneumogastric and
vaso motor nerves. It increases the secretions of the mucous membranes in
general In the mountains of Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee and Carolina,
collinsonia canadensis is considered a panacea for many disorders, including
headache, colic, cramp, dropsy and indigestion. DR. SCUDDER regards it
highly as a remedy in chronic diseases of the lungs, heart disease and asthma.
These citations onglit to be sufficient to show to any candid mind that Pe
runa is a catarrh remedy. Surely, such herbal remedies, that command the
enthusiastic confidence of the highest authorities obtainable, brought together
in proper combination, onght to make a catarrh remedy of the highest efficacy.
This is our claim, and we are able to substantiate this claim by ample
quotations from the HIGHEST MEDICAL AUTHORITIES IN TEE WORLD.
What Is to Come?
Vhat Is to come w« know not; but we
know
•hat what has been was good—was good
to show.
tetter to hide, and best of all to bear.
Ve are the masters of the days that were,
Ve have lived, we have loved, we have
suffered—even so.
;hall we not take the ebb who had the
(low?
,lfe was our friend. Now. If It be our
foe.
tear—though It spoil and break us—need
we care
What Is to come?
„et the great winds their worst and wild
est blow,
)r the gold weather round us mellow
slow;
Ye have fulfilled ourselves, and we can
dare.
Vnd we can conquer, though we may not
share
n the rich quiet of the afterglow.
What Is to come.
-William E. Hanley.
I
Farmer—Now, yer'll find no work
round here, I’m ’fraId
Weary—Ah! thank you! Thank you
for your cheering words. I
THREE BOYS HAD ECZEMA.
Were Treated at Dlnpenaary—-Did
Not Improve — Suffered Five (
Month*—Perfect Care by Cntleurn.
“My three children had eczema for
five months. A little sore would ap
pear on the head and seemed very
itchy, increasing day after day. The
baby had had it about at week when
the second boy took the disease and a
few sores developed, then the third boy
took it. For the first three months I
took them to the N— Dispensary, hut
they did not seem to improve. Then 1
used Cntleurn Soap and Cutieura Oint
ment and in n few weeks they had im
proved, anc} w hen their heads were well
you could see nothing of the sores.
Mrs. Kate. Keim, 513 West 29th St..
New York?" X. Y„ Nov. 1. 5 and 7,
1300.”
Hedman’s Goodby to Whitman.
Good-bye, Walt!
Good-bye, from all you loved of earth—
Hock, tree, dumb creature, man and wom
an—
To you. their comrade human,
The last assault
Ends now: and now in some great world
has birth
A mlnistrel, whose strong soul fills broader
wings,
More brave Imagnfngs.
Stars crown the hilltop where your dust
shall tie,
Even as we say good-bye.
Good-bye, old Walt!
Somethin!* New I'nder the Sun.
A lady in Illinois sent us 12c a year
ago for our remarkable collection of vegc
table and flower seeds and sold $37.70
worth therefrom, or made 314 per cent.
That’s new.
Just send this notice with 12c and re
ceive the most original seed and plant
catalog published and
1 pkg. “Quick Quick” Carrot.$ .10
1 pkg. Earliest Ripe Cabbage.10
1 pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber. .15
1 pkg. Ea Crosse Market Lettuce.. .15
1 pkg. Early Dinner Onion.10
1 pkg. Strawberry Musk melon.15
1 pkg. Thirteen Day Radish.10 i
1,000 kernels gloriously beautiful
flower seed .15
Total .$1.00
Above is sufficient seed to grow 35 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of
brilliant flowers, and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOB 12c,
or if you send 10c. we will add a pack- |
age of Berliner Earliest Cauliflower.
John A. Salze% Seed Co., Ea Crosse,
VY’ia. C. X. U.
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