Nebraska Newspapers

    At the Auto Show.
Woggles—There s lots of automobile
talk nowadays.
Goggles—Yes; there are three stages
of auto talk.
Woggles—So.
Goggles—Yes. First you talk about
buying one; next you talk about run
ning one; lastly you talk about selling
It.
PILES CURED IN O TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to enre any
rase of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud
ing Pllea In 6 to 14 dayi or money refunded.
50c.
Parliamentary.
Mr. Jones—I am afraid your debating
society was not conducted according to
parliamentary rules.
Sambo—'Deed It was. Pete Tambo
made a move wlf a razzer, an' I done
seconded de motion.
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An Unexpected Answer.
San Francisco Chronicle: Woodruff,
a Harvard man himself and the star
In "Brown of Harvard,” was called
upon in the St. Francis lobby at 6:30
o'clock yesterday afternoon by a tall,
statuesque, handsomely attired, beauti
ful young girl, with Harvard red roses
on her hat and in her girdle. She In
troduced herself with n burst of con
fidence: “You don't know me, but I’m
just crazy to go on the stage!”
Woodruff, who is rather a small man
and blond, looked up at the stunning
200-pound caller and shook his head
gravely. “Suppose,” he said, "you were
to go on the stage, say In the same com
pany with me, and there was a fire
scene and a rescue, and I was the hero
and you the heroine!”
"Yes, yes; oh go on; how' perfectly
fascinating!”
“And there was no one to save us,
just us two alone and in peril!”
“And not a soul looking?”
“Nobody near to help us.”
"Then I'd grab you right up, Mr.
Woodruff, and carry you out to safety.”
As to Luck.
First Pessimist—I wonder if any
body’s as unlucky as I am. I never
have any luck at all .
Second Pessimist—Huh! You're lucky.
It’s better to never have any luck at
all than to be always having bad luck,
like me.
Only One “BROMO RUININE”
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Cola In One day. 25c.
He Was Wise.
Mr. Green—You’re only a monthly
tenant and yet you told your wife you
had a two-year lease on the house.
Mr. Wise—I detest moving.
Grown Wise.
Mrs. Brown—Is yoh husban’ lookin’
foh w’ork?
Mrs. Dark—Yes; he's done foun’ out
dat it's less work to go out lookin' foh
work dan it is to stay home an' chop
wood an' carry water foh de wash
tubs.
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Cussin’ the Climate.
Old Sid Smith was the blessedest one
For cussin’ the climate;
'Feared that his only idea of fun
Was cussin’ the climate.
No matter where old Sid would bo.
Whether ’twould rain or whether ’twould
snow,
Shinin' or stormin’, ca’m or blow,
He was cussin' the climate.
Lived In Mlzzoury for quite a spell,
A-cussin’ the climate;
Said it was hotter than—I won’t tell!
Then, cussin* the climate,
Sid moved dowrn into Arkansaw,
Where he continues to work his jaw—
Seemed obeyin’ a sort o' law
In cussin' the climate.
Then old Sid, he moseyed east,
Still cussin' the climate;
Frothed at the mouth like a ragin’ beast,
A-cussin’ the climate;
Massachusetts, Connecticut. Maine,
Each one goin' ag'in’ his grain,
Old Sid's mission was always plain
jest cussin’ the climate.
After a while he wTent out west,
Still cussin’ the climate,
Swearln’ that somewheres else was best;
So, cussin’ the climate
Clean from Oregon down the coast,
Finally Sid give up the ghost.
Now he’s gone where the grumblers
roast
Still cussin* the climate!
—Robertus Love in New York Sun.
HER GOOD FORTUNE.
After Year* Spent In Vain Effort.
Mrs. Mary E. H. Rouse, of Cam
bridge, N. Y„ says: “Five years ago I
liad a bad fall and it affected my kid
neys. Severe pains In
my back and hips be
came constant, and
sharp twinges fol
lowed any exertion.
The kidney secretions
were badly disor
dered. I lost flesh I
and grew too weak j
to work. Though con- j
stantly using tnedl- I
cine I despaired of being cured until I 1
began taking Doan's Kidney Pills. Then j
relief came quickly, and in a short time
l was completely cured. I am now In
excellent health.’’
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Eternal Lottery.
From Harper's Weekly.
Governor Vardanian, of Mississippi
tells an amusing instance of the ne
gro’s attitude toward matrimony.
A darky clergyman in the state
named had married two negroes, and
after the ceremony the groom asked,
“How much yo’ charge fo’ dis?"
“I usually leave that to the groom,’
was the reply. “Sometimes I am paid I
$5, sometimes $10. sometimes less.”
“Five dollahs is a lot o' money, pah- j
son,” said the groom. “Ah’U give yo i
$2. an’ den ef ah finds ah aln’ht got
cheated, ah’ll give yo' mo’ in a monf."
In the stipulated time the groom re
turned. "Pahson,” said he, "dis here
arrangement’s a kind o’ spec'lashun.
an’ ah reckon youse got de worst of it
Ah Aggers that yo’ owes me a dollab
an' 75 cents’’
Real Stage Tragedy,
Manager—You think you could play
Hamlet'.' Go to
Tragedian (hissing)—S'death! You
sordid managers do but envy me fame.
Then, forsooth, swalllng me Just ran
cor and proper pride, may I bespeak a
minor part?
Manager—Too bad; you haven't
enough brains for Hamlet and you have
too much to be the skull.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local application*, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There la
only one way to cure deafness, and that la
by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is
caused by the Inflamed condition of the mu
cous lining of the Kustachlun Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling
sound or Imperfect hearing, and when It Is
entirely closed. Deafness Is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to Its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
rhlch Is nothing hut an Inflamed condition
w/ the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by Catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
8end for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation
Kind of a Damper.
Aunt Samonthy—What are pool
rooms, Joeiah? Is it where the city
folks bathe?
Parke Roweler—Yes, auntie—er—that
is, It’s where they get. soaked.
j One of the
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After suffering for seven years,
this woman was restored to health
by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound. Read her letter.
Mrs. Sallie French.of Paucaunla,
Ind. Ter., writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
“ 1 had female troubles for seven
years — was all run-down, and so ner
vous I could not do anything. The
' doctors treated me for different troubles
but did me no good. While in this con
dition I wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for ad
vice and took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
itable Compound, and 1 am now strong
and well.”
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands or
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
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Eriodic pains, backache, that bear
g-dovvn feeling, flatulency, indiges
tion,dizziness,or nervous prost ration.
Why don’t you try it ?
Don’t hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat your
letter inconfidence andadvise you
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her, and because of her
vast experience she has helped
thousands. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Teacher (after reading the “Charge
of the Light Brigade”)—Who were the
COO referred to in the verse, “into the
Jaws of death rode the 600?"
Pupil—I guess they were dentists,
ma’am.
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Wo Sell Gun* and Traps Cheap,
Buy Furs & Hides, or tan them for robes
ft rugs. N W. Hide & Fur Co- Minneapolis
"Did you ever read de story of
George Washington, Moppy?”
“Naw, but I’ll bet dis feller Six-Fin
gered Sam’s got ’irn beat a mile.”
CHILDREN TORTURED.
Girl Had Running Sores from
Eczema—Boy Tortnred by Poison
Oak—Both Cared by Cat learn.
“Last year, after having iny little
girl treated by n very prominent physi
cian for an obstinate case of eczema,
I resorted to the Cutlcura Remedies,
and was so well pleased with the al
most instantaneous relief afforded that
we discarded the physician’s prescrip
tion and relied entirely on the Cuti
cura Soap, Cutlcura Ointment, and Cu
ticura Pills. When we commenced with
the Outicuta Remedies her feet aud
limbs were covered with running sores.
In about six weeks we had her com
pletely well, and there has been no re
currence of the trouble.
“In July of this year a little boy io ;
our family poisoned his hands and
amis with poison oak, and in twenty
four hours his hands and arms were a
mass of torturing sores. W'e used only
the Cutlcura Remedies, and in about
three weeks his hands and arms healed
up. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas, Fair
mont, Walden’s Ridge, Tenn., Oct. 13
1905.” _
Force of Habit.
Miss Doran (in supper room at th«
waiters' ball)—May I trouble you to get
me another cup of coffee, Mr. Df -
Hash?
Mr. De Hash (her escort, forgetting
himself)—Cert! Draw one.
Wise.
Tom—He catches ’em going and
coming.
Dick—What do you mean?
Tom—He has an icehouse in Florida '
and a coal yard in Canada.
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jfiff CASE OF BAD BOWELS j
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m YOUNG MAN
RICHES CAN’T SPOIL
Chas. D. Davol Begins at Bot
tom to Learn Railroad
Business.
A member of tho Topeka Capital
staff has discovered a millionaire's son
at work In the shops of the Rock Isl
and at that city as a messenger at $15
per month. He Is a college graduate
and Is determined to learn the railroad
business from the ground up. He Is
Charles D. Davol, aged 22, and a son
of a wool manufacturer at Fall River,
Mass.
Young Davol was transferred to To
peka from the general superintendent’s
office of the Rock Island where he had
worked In the same capacity the pre
vious two months. When he arrived In
Topeka he went to the Throop hotel
and since that time has been living
there. He arrived on an afternoon
train and w ithout sleep or rest went to
work tho same night and did not leave
his new duties until they were finished
before noon the next day.
Before Davol went to work for the
Rock Island In Chicago he had finished
his four years' course at Harvard; had
won his degree of bachelor of arts and
ror a graduating present was given a
.rip to Europe by his father.
The week following his return to
America he started In as messenger
hoy In the Chicago office. He was anx
ious to see the West and when told of
the opportunity for learning telegraphy
it the Rock Island office at Topeka he
took advantage of It Immediately.
He goes to work at 7 In the evening
ind Is relieved usually at 7 In the
morning. Before he begins his work
?ach evening he takes out his saddle
horse which he has with him, and en
loys a brisk ride for exercise and fresh
Mr after the day's sleep.
"I love the West,” he said one even
ing at the Rock Island ticket office
while waiting a few minutes to deliver
some messages that had Just come over
the wire. "It Is big and groat and
glorious. I was a bit disappointed with
Kansas because In the East one hears
so much about frontiersmen and buf
faloes out here and to find things ns
they really are Is quite exasperating. I
thought I could take my horse out on
he prairies here and believe I was real
ly in the 'wild and wooly' West, but it
Isn’t that way at all."
Despite the fact that Davol Is the
son of a millionaire and has had the
opportunity of an excellent education
he Is not offish in the least. During
his short stay he has been a general
favorite with the night boys of the
Rock Island. He attends strictly to
Business and lets nothing Interfere with
It but loves to talk about books and art
galleries In Europe and the pretty
Dutch girls In Holland and to use the
railroad vernacular to his fellow work
men. He Is taking up the western way
of pronunciation and there Is only one
word that gives him trouble—Ha’vard.
He invariably corrects himself with a
strong sound of the letter "r.”
“The boy will come out at the top,"
an official who has become Interested
said. “He has more ambition than two
ordinary men and It won't take hint
long to get on to the Intricacies of the
railway business. With ail his money
and the chances to begin on a big sal
ary he has turned them down to work
from the foundation up and you will
hear from him some day.”
The Power of a Face.
Judge: Ah, the potent power of a
single face—even of a married face—
upon the one who, beholding It, under
standing^ and responsively reads!
Recently I was in a greatly perturbed
state of mind. I was running for a
Milwaukee train at the Chicago Union
station, and I feared I was late.
In an agony of suspense and mental
snguish, with protruding eyes and gap
ing mouth I labored on with what
speed I might while burdened down
with heavy grips.
While I was thus suffering and mak
ing my suffering noticeable to the most
casual observer, I suddenly saw a face
—a lacid common face—but It bore a
message of courage and hope for me.
It made me ashamed Instantly, that I
was perturbed or anguished In spirit
aver so small a thing as the prospect
:>f missing a train.
My features relaxed; my eyes re
turned to the vicinity of their sotaets;
my mouth came shut like a steel trap
whose spring had suddenly been re
leased. Calm entered my spirit; my
pace slackened.
The face I had seen .was that of the
union station clock, and it told me I
Itad 10 minutes to make my train.
He Needed Glasses.
Pan Francisco Chronicle: "Get
ting a little near-sighted, a little
near-sighted; time's telling on him the
way it did on poor old Bob Fitzsim
mons," remarked John A. Gill, refer
ring facetiously to his friend, Carlton
Crane, in the office of the New York
Central In the Flood building. Had
him down at the Palo Alto for the car
nival the other day. Moving along
through the sidewalks I missed him.
fumed back. There lie was standing,
trying to look over the heads of the
rrowd.
"‘Come on.' I said; 'let's go see the
bronco busting.’
" \Sh!’ he warned, ‘321, 325, 329; I'm
’ountb.g 'em; gods what a procession
BC, 352'
"I looked across the street and caught
i glimpse between two buildings of the
sight that interested him.
" Four hundred and eleven,' he an
lounced, 'and the little devils were rid
ng around like wild Indians. Were
hose all professors kids?’
“ 'Come, come, Carlton,' I said, you
nust wear glasses. That was only "the
nerry-go-round.' ”
How He Did It.
Harper's Weekly: "When 1 was con
tec ted with a certain western railway,1'
ays a prominent officer of an east
rn line, "we had in our employ a
irakeman who. for special service ren
ered to the road, was grunted a
iionth's vacation.
"He decided to spend his time In a
rip over the Rockies. We furnished
till with passes.
"He went to Denver, and Ihere met a
umber of his friends at work on one
f the Colorado roads. They gave him
good time, and when lie went away
lade him a present of a mountain
oat.
"Evidently our brakeman was at a
>ss to get the animal home with him
s the express charges were very heavy
t that time. Finally, however hitting
pon a happy expedient, he made out
shipping tag and tied it to the horns
f the goat. Then he presented tin*
east to the office of the stock car line
"Well, that tag created no end of
musement, hut it served to accomplish
le end of ihe brakeman. It was in
■ribed as follows: 'Please Pass the
utter. Thomas J. Meechln, Brakeman.
. 2. & T. Ry.' "
An express engine consumes on an
yerage ten gallons of water a mile.
There Is Only One
“Bromo Quinine”
That la
Laxative Bromo Quinine
yam THE WORLD OVER TO CURE A OOLD » ORE OAT.
Always remember the full name. Look Jfc"
lor this signature on every box. 25c.
A Miraculous Tale.
Judge: Johnson waited patiently un
til Thompson had finished his fishing
story, then he said:
"I want to tetl you something that
happened to me right up In that wild
district where you say you landed a
string of a thousand in half a day. You
know Beverly and I went up there two
summers ago In an automobile?”
"Yes. I remember.”
"Well, sir, we lost our wny, and Tor
five days and nights we couldn't sight u
farmhouse or a human being.”
“Have any food with you?” asked
Thompson.
"Not even a sandwich."
"What did you live on?”
'Soup—soup morning, noon and
night.”
Soup! But what did you have to
make soup of?”
“Why," said Johnson, without even
the suspicion of a smile, "the first day
we got lost the auto struck a stone and
turned turtle."
Hia Winter When* Crop Realised
938 Per Acre—Ills Oats 9»7
Per Acre In Southern
Alberta.
Coal dale, Alta,, Nov. 19th, 1907
Sir—1 beg to say lhat this year we
had 349 acres of grain, consisting of
197 acres of spring wheat and 152 acres
of oats. The average yield of wheat
was 38 bushels per acre and oats 74
bushels. We were offered $1.00 per
bushel for wheat and 50 centa for oats,
making the acre values for the two
crops $38.00 and $37.00, respectively.
We also had 50 tons of hay worth
$13.00 per ton, and 500 bushels of po
tatoes, worth 00 cents per bushel, the
latter off 2% acres of ground.
Our best yields this year were 107
acres of wheat, making 41 bushels i>er
acre at $1.00 per bushel, would be
$41.00 per acre; 47 acres of oats, yield
ing 95 bushels per acre were sold for
50 cents per bushel. Proceed* $47.00
per acre.
I might ndd that 50 acres of our
oats were “stuhbled In.”
During the spring of 1900 we hired
about 800 acres broken by steam. We
put In and harvested 55 acres of grain
last year, but did the remainder of our
breaking, worked up the ground and
spoiled this year's entire crop; put in 7
acres of alfalfa, and 5 acres of gar
den potatoes, trees, etc., all with one
four-horse team. During harvest we
hired other teams; but, aside from this
and part of the breaking, the one team
did the work of raising practically 19,
000 bushels of grain, worth $12,000.
Yours truly.
W. II. PAWSON, JR.
Winter Wheat 23 to 30 Rnathelr to
The Acre In Southern Alberta.
Warner, Altu.. Jan. 9th, 1908.
Dear Sir—This is the first year of
farming in this settlement. Mr. A. L.
Warner raised twenty-five hundred and
fifteen bushels of flue winter wheat on
one hundred acres of breaking, and
Tenn.v Brothers bad sixty acres that
went thirty bushels per acre. The
winter wheat that is in this year looks
flue.
Spring wheat here went thirty bush
els tier acre; oats, fifty to eighty: bar
ley, fifty, and flax ten to fifteen on sod.
The settlers here are all well pleased
with the country. The stock have not,
required any feed except the grass up
to this date and are all fat.
Yours truly.
F. S. I.EFFING WEED.
[Information as to how to reach
these districts can lie secured of anv
agent of the Canadian government,
whose advertisement appears else
where.— Ed. J
Hard Luck.
Jinks (near sighted)—I told her that
1/er eyes were like mirrors and she
got dead sore.
Blinks—No wonder? Couldn't you
see that she had a glass tye?
Ingenuous, but Precise.
Judge (sharply)—Are you the defend
ant in this case?
Ramus—No, suh. 1 has a lawyer hired
ter do de defendin', i ze de man dal
done stole de ahtlcles.
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Plays on Words as Well.
From the New York World.
“Paderewski has a rare sense of
humor,” says M. A. F., “and can Jest
In English as well as his own language.
He was introduced to a well known
polo player, and the person who Intro
duced him remarked as he did so:
" 'I hope you two will be good friends,
for you are both leaders of your pro
fessions, though they are, of course,
very different.'
“ 'Oh. not so very different,' replied
Paderewski smiling. My new friend
liere Is a dear soul who plays polo, and
I am a dear Pole who plays solo.’ ”
Ullliou Dollar Grass.
Most remarkable grass of the century.
Good for three rousing crops annually.
One Iowa farmer on 100 acres sold $11,
800.00 worth of seed and had 300 tons of
hay besides. It is immense. Do try it.
FOB 10c AND THIS NOTICE
send to the John A. Salzer Seed Co.. f,a
Crosse. Wis., to pay postage, etc., and
they will mail you the only original seed
catalog published in America, with sam
ples of Billion Dollar Grass. Macaroni
Wheat, the sly miller mixer, Sainfoin, the
dry soil luxuriator. Victoria Rape, the
20c u ton green food producer, Silver
King Barley yielding 173 bu. per acre,
etc., etc., etc.
And if you send 14c we will add a
package of new farm seed never before
seen by you. John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse. Wis. C. X. U.
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Very True.
First Feminine Passenger—His face
seems very familiar.
Second Feminine Passenger—It Isn’t
half so much so as his manners.
The best security against chronic ill
health is Garfield Tea! It insures a
normal action of liver, kidneys, stomach
and bowels, overcomes coustipntion and
purifies the blood.
Proof of It.
Mrs. Flyer—But. Fred, you surely
don't consider yourself a financier.
Mr. Flyer—Certainly 1 do. How do
you suppose I've kept from paying
your milliner's bills for so long if I’m
not a financier?
; Illu»tratloL^,howinff Mixed Farming Scene In
WESTERN CANADA
Some of the choicest lands for grain growing,
stock raising and mixed farming in the new dis
tricts of Saskatchewan and Alberta have re
cently been Opened for Settlement under the
Entry may now be made by proxy (on certain
conditions), by the father, mother, son,daughter,
brother or sister of an intending homesteader.
Thousands of homesteads of 160 acres each are
thus now easily obtainable in these great grain
growing. stock-raising and mixed farming sec
tions.
There you will find healthful climate, good
neighbors, churches for family worship, schools
| for your children, good laws, splendid crops,
and railroads convenient to market.
Entry fee in each case is $10.00. For pamphlet,
“Last Best West.”particulars as to rates, routes,
I best time to go and where to locate, apply to
j W. D. Scott. Superintendent of 1 minis ration,
Ottawa. Canada, or E. T. Holmes. 315 Tackson
St..St. Paul, Minn.: I. M. Mao Lachlan, Box 116
Watertown, South Dakota, and W. V. Bennett,
801 New York Life Building, Omaha, Neb.,
Authorized tlovernment Aktei ts
1Moum» buy where you aw this advertisement,
SIOUX CITY P’T’G CO., 1,232—10, T9C8