iThe Plunderers! X -v J BY C. J. CUTLIFFE HYNE. ♦ TTTTTTT»VVTVTI»»t»t»ttt,tit CHAPTER IIL REQUIREMENTS OF MR. SHEI.F Mr. Theodore Shelf wanted to drag Cambel off there and then to his own business room on the first floor to dis cuss further this great project which he had hi his head, but Cambel thought 3t to remain where he was. Mr. Shelf nodded significantly toward the new comers, as much as to hint that a third person with them would be distinctly in Inconvenient third. Cambel turned to them, cue In hand, and proposed a tame of snooker. ‘'That's precisely what wo came up tor," said Arny Rivers promptly. "Ham ilton, get out the balls. Mr. Cambel, will you put the billiard balls away, »o that they don’t get mixed?" They played and talked merrily. Their conversation turned on tho wretched ihow at the recent Academy, which they agreed was a disgrace to a civi lised country, and Cambel made him self Interesting over the art of paint ing In Paris, mural, facial and on can vas. When he chose, he could bo very Interesting, this man f/ln.'lon had nick named the great traveler, and he gen trally chose, not being ill imtured. Mr. Theodore Shelf left the billiard room with u feeling beneath his waist coat mi eh akin to seasickness. First cf all that plain spoken Patrick Cam bel had not over-politely hinted that be was a canting hyprocrlto and had ihowed cause for arriving at this con clusion. Tills was true, hut that didn't make It any tho more digestive. And, lecondly, ho himself In a moment of excitement had let drop to this same pernicious Cainbel (who, after all, was i comparative stiangcr) a proposal to make the sum of £000.000 ut one coup. True, he had not mentioned the means, but Cambel had at onee concluded It was to be gained by robbery, and he, Theodore Shelf, had not denied the Im peachment. Plltl C1U1 liailMv H.fi- Uhr.lf IllSI.t /tlnnnf ture galleries or political clubs. Before they are bestowed a crown censor sat isfies himself that one's financial con dition Is broad and absolutely sound. There are reasons connected with those matters which block you further and further fiom bring 'milady' every day.” Mrs. Si.elf shrugged her shoulders in utter unbelief. "Your pr. aching tendencies cover you like a second skin, Theodore. It seems as though you never drop the conventicle and the pleasure o'* pointing a moral at one. Believe me, it isn’t a paying specu lation, this cant of yours. At the most they will only give you a trumpery knighthood for it. But go your own way and I'll go mine—you shall be made In spite of yourself." Mrs. Hnelf noticed that at this point her husband's eyes were beginning to glow with dull fury. She objected to scenes, and dropping the subject re verted once more to her present needs. "However, let us drop this wrangle and come to business. I wish you to see to that impertinent circular from the bank. I have several checks out and unpresented. I absolutely must draw others today for trifles which will i add up to about a thousand. You must J see that they are honored. It is all I your own fault, this trumpery worry ; about nothings. You should not try to screw me down to such a niggardly allowance." Shelf stood up, and the dog on his lap lcnptd hurriedly to the ground, growling. "Woman,” he said passion ately, "if you won’t believe me, if you will go on in this extravagance, you v/ill soon learn for yourself that I am not lying, perhaps very soon perhaps tomorrow. When a shameful bank ruptcy does come, then you can play your hand as you please. I shall not bo here to hinder you any longer. Whero I shall go to, how 1 shall lead my new life, who will be my partner, are matters which you will be allowed no fingers In. So long as things last hero I shall observe all the conventionalities, and if you appreciate those you will find It wise to recon sider your present ways. I tell you can didly that if the. firm does go down not only England, but half the world will ring with its transactions. Marina duke, Rivers & Shelf,” lie went on With scowling fury, "were honest, prosperous trademen once, before their ways were fouled to And money for your cursed ambition." There was a now look on the clean shaven face which sho had never seen before and an evil glint in the eyes which scared her. Irresolutely she moved toward the door and put her lingers upon the handle. Then she drew herself up and stared him up and down with a look of forced contempt. “You will be good enough,” she said coldly, "to attend to the business which to his own room, locked the door und fortified his nerves wilh a liberal two lingers of brandy. Then he munched a Joffee bean In deference to the blue rib ion on his coat lapel, replaced the cognac bottle In tho Inner drawer of his Inner safe and sat down to think. If only ho had understood tlambel, »nd, b“tter stilt, knew whether he might trust him! There was a fortune to be had. Yes, a fortune. And It was wanted badly. The great firm of Marm tduke Rivers A Shelf, which called It relf “Agents to tho Oceanic Steam Transport company," but which really ran the line of steamers which traded under tho flag, might work prosperous to tho outer eye and might still rear Its heal haughtily among the first chipping firms of London port. Hut the man who bragged aloud that ho swned It all, from offices to engine oil, knew otherwise. Ho had mortgages tut In every direction, mortgages so cunningly hidden that only ho himself was aware of their vast total. Ho knew that tho firm was rotten, lock, stock »nd barrel. He knew that through any sne of twenty channels a breakup might come any day, and following on the heels of that, a smash which would be none the pleasanter because from Its slxe and devastating effects It would Jive down Into history. He, Theodore Shelf, would assuredly •not be In England to face It. Since his commercial barometer had reached “stormy" and still showed signs of steady descent he had been transmit ting carefully modulated doles to cer tain South American banks and had even gone so far as to purchase—under a norti d'escroc a picturesquely sit uated halcenda on the upper waters of the Rio Paraguay. There, in case the cyclone broke, the extradition treaties would cease from troubling, and the weary swindler would be at well fed rest But Mr. Theodore Shelf had no lust for this tropical retirement. He liked (the powers of his present pinnacle In (the city, and he loved the halo which the wore among tho improving young -men. Ami. moreover, that howl of ex • aeration from every class of society . which would make up his paean of de < feat was an opera which be very natur iglly shrank from sitting through. As he thought of these things he hugged closer to him the wire haired .fox terrier which Bat upon hts lap. “George, old friend." said Mr. Shelf “If things do go wrong. J believe you’re »the only thlrg living In England which -won’t turn against me.’ George slid out a red tongue and ‘•Jcked the angle of Mr. Shelf’s square -chin. Then he retired within himself tgaln and looked sulky. The door had opened, and Mrs. Shelf stood on the niat.-Ttiere was a profound mutual dis like between George and Mrs. Theodore Shelf. "You alone, Theodore? I thought Mr. Cambel was here. However, so much the belter. I have wanted to speak with you all the morning. Do turn that nasty dog away.” George was not evicted as Mr. Shelf Inquired curtly what his wife was pleased to want. She seldom Invaded this business room of his, and when she did It was 1 or a purpose which he was beginning to abhor. She came U> the point at once by brought mo here. I am going now to draw tlie chocks I spoke about." Shelf looked at her very curiously. "Go," ho sa.id, "and do as you please. You aro a determined woman, and be cause I am determined myself 1 ad mire your strength of will; but, for all that, I think I shall murder you before I leave England." Mrs. Shelf laughed derisively, but with pale Ups, and then she opened the door. The dog advanced toward her slowly, stiff legged, muttering. "What lire heroics!” she said. “But thanks for seeing after my balance. It Is a written thing that I must have that money." She passed through the door, closing It gently behind her, and Shelf returned to his armchair. “George," ho safd as the fox terrier stood up against his knee, “If that woman were only struck dead today, there aro 2,000 families in England who would rejoice madly if they only knew one-tenth part of what I know. Poor beggars, they have trusted me to the hilt, and she makes me behave to them like a devil. Yes, little dog, she makes me, whether 1 wish It or not. For this at times I raoro than hate her. "At times when 1 clog this ferocious ambition of hers she must almost hate me. Yet I know something about wom sn, and I believe that nearly always she loves me. It's a curious mixture, Isn't It, George? But It isn’t a comfortable one. D’you know, my small anlfhal, I wish very much just now an. earth quake or a revolution or something like that would occur to shuffle mat ters up. Then If I got killed l should bo spared a groat deal of worry, and If I didn’t, why. I’ve got large hands, and I liellevo I could grab enough In the general scramble to suit even her. “As It Is, however, with neither earthquake nor revolution probable, I'm a desperate man, ready to take any des perate chanco of commercial salva tion.” CHAPTER IV. BIMETALLISM. It was late In the evening when Pat rick Cambel again found himself en tete-a-tete with his host. Thore had been people In to dinner at the house in Park lane, but these had gone, and Mrs. Shelf and Amy Rivers followed them to parties elsewhere. Mrs. Shelf had wished to carry Cambel also in her train, but that person stayed behind by a request which ho could not very well refuse. "You will favor me very much by remaining here for the rest of the evening. Mr. Cambel," Shelf had said in his pompous way. "I have mat ters of the greatest moment 1 wish to discuss with you." "I hardly know how to begin,” Shelf confessed uneasily when they were alone. "Then let me make a suggestion,” 3ahl Cambel, with a laugh. "Come to the point at once. Let's have the plot without any Introductory chapters. Yon’vn tnlil m« vnn'vo crnt „ uuMuuif, mm a i>ciw« vnutAfll \\ ilM IllOStl ly in copper plate. Ho read It through with brief, sour comment. ‘•H'm! Bank! Your private account overdrawn. That’s the third time this year, t-nura. Warning seems to be no use. You ure determined to know what rutn tastes like." "Fluln, pshaw! You don’t put me oft with that silly tale. To begin with, I don’t believe it for an Instant, and even If it were true I’d rather be ruined than retrench. You an.i J can afford to be candid between ourselves. Theo dore. You know perfectly well that we have Gained our position in society purely and solely by purchase.” ’To my cost I do know It. But. hav ing paid your entrance fee at least eight times over. 1 think you might bo lontcrit with an ordinary subscription. That ball last night (or instance”— "Was necessary. And I couldn’t af ford to do the thing otherwise than gorgeously." "Gorgeously! Do you think I’m Croesus. Laura, to pay for gearing one >oom with red roses, and another with pink and another room with Marshall Niels for fools to llit In during one short nightT This morning’s paper In forms me that those llowers came by speciil express from Nice and cost £iDO.” "And yet you twit me with extrava gance! All the papers have got In that paragraph, as t took car- they should, and everybody will read it Yet the flowers duly coat a paltry £300. so that In credit l cm £200 to the good, be cause 1 have clearly given the ball of the secaon. Theodore, you are short clgrhtcc’. Ycu arc a tool to your own profit- By n ;."rt-:f I shall make you a ’union't this year, and if you had only work d in y>ir own fntvrests half as l ard as i a'Y t on* joa could have ;•{ BC 1 to *> foil a of U."ls. •■'fill s 1,1 Sh If grimly, for peo i It* of cur Hurl, are only given fer di ivi. „us_ i_y in almshouses or pic hand for turning my discovery into currency, and you've rather hinted it’s a dirty scheme. The only question is how dirty. Thanks to pressure of cir cumstances, I'm not an overparticular person. But on points I’m very squeamish, or, in other words, I draw the line somewhere. Unless I'm very vastly mistaken, your plan will Involve one in downright knavery, which is a thing all sensible men avoid if possi ble. Now, in my ignorance 1 fancied the find might be turned to account without climbing down to that." » "Oh," said Shelf eagerly, "then you had a scheme In your head before you came to me?" The other shrugged his shoulders and lit a cigar. "Just a dim outline—nothing more. You see the Interior of the Kverglades is absolutely untouched by the white man's weapons. It was vaguely sup posed to he one vast lake, with oases of slime and mangroves. The lake was reported as too shallow for boats and abounding with fevers, agues and mos quitoes. Consequently it remained un explored. and on the end of the Florida peninsula today no white man, barring myself and one or two others, has ever got farther than five or eight miles in from the coast. ' Now, as I've told you I was lucky enough to lilt upon a fine deep ship channel going in as tar as the center 'line, and l don't know-how.far^)"eTilna Inside. There Is a good fertile country, a healthy climate and the best game ; preserve on this earth. For the first , omers that interior will be Just a sportsman’s paradise. "My Idea is twowlse. First sell the cream off the sport. Some men will give anything for shooting, and In this case there will also be the glamour of being pioneers. Each one will start de termined to write a book of his opin ions and doings when he gets back. By chartering a steamer and treating them well on board they would hn.ve sport b;g de luxe. One ought to get five and twenty chaps at 500 guineas apiece, "That gives the first crop. For the s ond buy up an enormous tract of I lie land, which can be got for half ’ ni hlng- say, 10 or 15 cents an acre—■ boom It and resell it in lots to Jug ginses. They'll fancy- they'll grow oranges, as all Englishmen do who try Florida. Perhaps ttiey may grow ’em, who knows, if the y keep off whisky and put in work? But that won’t he the promoter’s concern. They don’t adver tise that the land will produce oranges. They only guarantee that it would if it was given a chance, and that’s all correct. "Perhaps this Is rough on the Jug ginses, but as they crowd the British islands in droves, and are always on the lookout for some one to shear them, I don’t see why an Everglades company shouldn't have their fleeces as well as anybody else. They're mostly wasters and wouldn’t do any good anywhere, mid it’s a patriotic deed to cart them over our boundary ditch away from local mischief. Besides even if the worst comes to the worst and the orange Industry of Florida still refuses lo n ake headway, the would-be grow ers needn't starve. Nor need they even do what thy’H probably hate more, and that's work. There’s always sweet do i.'iio s and mullet and lobacco to be got, and if that diet doesn't cloy, a man can have it there tor mighty little exert ion. "Come, now. That's the pemmican of the pi n. What do you think of it?" "Much capital would be needed." Cambel shrugged his shoulders. "Some, naturally, or f shouldn’t have come to you. If I'd seen any way to pouching all the plunder single handed, you may bet your little life, Mr. Theo dore Shelf, 1 shouldn’t have Invited you into partnership." "Returns, 100, would Vie very slow.” "Not necessarily. Float the company and then turn it over to another com pany for cash down.” “Moreover, when the—er—the young men you spoke about found that the erang ■ groves did riot produce at once in paying quantities, they would write home, and their parents would de nounce me in the tapers as a swin dler." ' "No, pet you, the other company—the oil- you sold it to. Hut then apologists would arise to show that the Jugginses —don’t shy at the word, sir—were lazy and ignorant, and also that they ab sorbed the corn whisky of the country in excessive quantities. And then that company could smile smugly and pose as a misunderstood benefactor. So its profits wouldn't he smirched in the least. Ciasp that?" "Yes, yes, I dure say you have work ed it all out to yourself and thought I out the details so many times that tiie ! whole scheme seems entirely plausible. IVut, looking at it fiom the view of a business man, I cannot say that it ap pears to he an enterprise I should care to embark in. You see, it is so very much beyond the scope of my general operations that I—er—hesitate—er— you understand I hesitate—’’ "Yes," said Patrick Cambel, quietly, “you hesitate because you've got some thing ten times more profitable up your sleeve." Shelf started and shivered slightly. "You may as well be candid and open with me," Cambel continued, "and tell me what you are driving at. If It suits me I'll say so, and if it doesn't I'll let y*u know with surprising promptness. And, again, if we don't trade, you may rely on me not to gossip about what you suggest. I'm not the stone throwing variety of ani mal. You see, I live In a sort of semi green house myself.” There was a minute’s pause, during which Theodore Shelf shifted about as though his chair was uneven rock be neath him. Then he jerked out his tale sentence by sentence*, squinting sideways at his companion between each period. “You know, I'm a shipowner in a large way of business?” Cambel nodded. "Ships are occasionally lost at sea— steamers, even new steamers straight off the builders’ slip and well found in every particular.” “So I've read in ihe newspapers." “And every shipowner insures his vessels to the full of tjheir value.” "Except when he mis a foreboding that they will come to grief on a voy age. Then, so rumor says, he usually lias the forethought to over-insure.” Mr. Theodore Shelf passed a hand kerchief over his forehead and started what was apparently a new topic. "There is a silver crisis on just now lr. the United. States, and by this morn ing's paper the dollar is down to CO cents. American gold Is not to bo had. English gold, is always worth Its face value. What mere natural financial operation could there be than to ship out snvprf'ieTisi u.nri wtroflif hv ike crepancy?” (Continued Next Week.) No Objection to Children. From thd New York Weekly. Fond Mother (accompanied by smai. son)—“l see you take children at this hotel?” Summer Hotel Proprietor (glancing gen ialTy at many little boarders)—“Oh, yes, madaine; of course. How do you do, my little man?” Small Cherub—“None o’ your business.” Fond Mother—“Oh, baby, you should not speak so to the gentleman.” Cherub—“I will.” Fond Mother—“Bless his ’lttle heart, don’t ee know ee shouldn't speak so to mama? Say ’I'm very well’ to the nice gentleman.” Cherub—“I won’t.” Fond Mother—“Mercy! Don’t throw your ball that way. You’ll break a win dow. Children are so innocent and joyful that-” Proprietor—“I beg your pardon, madame. I said we took children, and we do; but it is my duty to warn you that we have measles, and whooping-cough, and chick en-pox, and scarlet fever, and smallpox in the hotel, and five children have some thing that looks like Asiatic cholera— Thank late, she's gone!” Locking His Door. A Philadelphia traveling man, on a business trip through Alabama one night, found himself stranded in a wretched lit tle town with only one slipshod, miserable hotel. His “room” for the night was the end of a hall, with a sheet hung up to screen him from view. In*the middle of the night he woke up with his head hang ing out over one end of his cot and his feet over the other, while a violent draft was blowing the hanging sheet in all di rections. He called for the housekeeper. “What do you want with the housekeep er?” came a voice from somewhere in the darkness. ”1 want a paper of pins to lock my door with." A woman has a queer idea about any one who wears false hair unless it’s herself. T ... —————4 j N? VJ FOR FEMININE EYES vg n? 4 ♦ 4 MAXIMS ON WOMEN. 4 4 + 4 Spanish—“Women and mules obey 4 4 better when caressed than coerced.” 4 4 Arabian—“When you want to get 4 4 even with a man give him a hand- 4 4 some wife, when you want revenge 4 4 on a woman give her a handsome 4 4 husband.” 4 4 Hindu—“The coquette is like your 4 4 shadow; chase her and she llees 4 4 from you, llee from her and she 4 4 aliases you.” 4 4 Chinese—“The tongue of a worn- 4 4 an is a dagger and she never lets 4 4 it grow rusty. The spirit of a worn- 4 4 an is of quicksilver and her heart 4 4 Is of wax.” 4 4 French—"Good women are all In 4 4 the churchyard.” 4 4 . ♦ out the cold and at the same time are as heavy or as light as one desires. Probably by the time the paper suits have come into fashion, hats of papier mache will also be worn. They can be tinted shaped as readily as any grade of straw and when trimmed will serve the purpose every bit as well and for so much loss money, that men will begin to wonder why there ever was so much talk about the extravagance of women’s bonnets. They will be able to save enough on their wives’ clothes to buy farms to keep them comfortably for most of their lives, and if the time ever comes when paper cigars can be made to take on the flavor and quali ties of real tobacco along with the paper cloths for women, the country will be flooded with railroad magnatei and millionaires. SUMMER NECKWEAR. One of the newest things in smart neckwear is the butterfly bow of white lawn. Thetfe bows are easily made, and most effective, worn with* the em broidered linen collar on a tailor made shirtwaist. One great advantage is that all sorts of odds and ends of laces may be utilized to trim the bows. It is always possible, too, to pick up bargains in the way of bits of fine embroidery on sheer material. These are cut apart, according to design, and tacked on the top of the strip of the lawn to be used, the lawn being first hemmed, and trimmed at the ends with Valenciennes lace. Often the bows are placed on the shield of a white cravat, thus making them easy to adjust. Or else they >are furnished with a loop of white hat elastic, which can be fas tened to the collar button. Some of the bows are worked in eyelet embroidery, with a scallop edge done in button hole stitch. Others are decorated with French dots. The black FOR THE THIN GIRL. Even when foods fail to produce flesh there are a few exercises that can b« depended upon to fill out hollows i) they are followed regularly enough. The thin girl’s chief ambition is to have a pretty neck. Breathing exer cises and some arm gymnastics will ds more towards building the foundation than all the creams and massages could In years, in fact they do not pretend t< do much more than soften the skin and strengthen tissues. The first exercise that effects tht points of the shoulders as well as tin hollows themselves is as follows! Stretch the arms straight out at th< sides on a level with the shoulders, tht palms up, and then bend them at thi elbows until they touch the shoulders Crip the shoulders as tightly as pos. sible and at the same time inhale. Pull the elbows down at the sides as fai as they will go still gripping the should ers, hold the breath for a moment an< A TIMELY HINT BY DAME FASHION. W ' A LINGERIE WAIST. An exceedingly pretty waist is here shown, made of any of the summer materials. The above was a fine white swiss, made with a yoke in front and a center back closing. The blouse is attached to the yoke, having tucks to give fullness. The swiss insertion is brought over the shoulders and down the back to give the suspender effect. A very neat design of eyelet embroidery in the yoke and collar helps very much, but t his can be left out if desired. The sleeves are very short and full, having cuffs of the insertion. A three-quarter or long sleeve can be used. or green dot Is effective on a piece of white lawn shaped to stimulate a but terfly. Handmade jabots are much worn. They are in all lengths, the lingerie jabot extending from the neck to the belt sometimes. They can be made of Irish crochet. Cluny or Valenciennes lace, all of which wash well. The strip of insertion down the center should be two or three inches wide; narrow lace Is pleated or gathered on the edge, and at the neck is a lace bow with a knot of some light silk. The little nine-inch square hand kerchiefs with colored hemstitched bor ders, which have been such a fad the last year, make dainty neck bows. A small piece must be cut out of these for the knot;, and then the two ends are pleated and sewn together. 4444444444444+44+4+4+4444£ 4 MAN DOES NOT TIRE OF— * •4 4 4- The girl who can be happy when 4 4 he isn’t around. 4 4 The girl who Is not indifferent, 4 4 yet of whom he is not sure. 4 4 The girl who never lets him know 4 4 that she is jealous. 4 4 The girl who has opinions of her 4 4 own and isn’t afraid to let him 4 4 know it. 4 4 The girl who has so many moods 4 4 that she is a constant source of 4 4 pleasure and surprise. 4 4 ♦ then exhale. Repeat the exercise sev eral times each day. The second which is for the chest and upper arms is followed by clasping the arms behind the body with the palms up and the thumbs touching the back, then turning the hands over until the palms are down and, bending the body swinging the clasped hands as far as possible towards the head without bending the elbows^ THE 1907 KIMONA.' As nothing can probably ever be found to quite take the place of the kimona, fashion has permitted it ta stay until that time when women no longer care to lounge in comfort or to take afternoon naps in loose clothes and darkened rooms. Though the lines of the kimona have been changed frequently, sleeves modi fied and yokes or collars added, they have almost invariably gone back tc i the original style which is so practical ; that it allows of little improvement I But this season there has been one ; change that has made the kimona pos sible for breakfast and morning wear, ! suitable for something more than just , the privacy of the boudoir. The ever I popular princess effect has been applied j to the kimona transforming it from a negligee to a house gown or wrapper. j nine rows of shirring forming a girdle around the waist to fit the figure. This kimona is cut and made exact ly as the kimona that has done service ! for so many years, but after it is fin ished the dividing line of the waist is marked off and a row of shirring run in at that point. Four others are put in above it and four below. These are pulled up to suit the figure and a piece of goods set underneath to hold them in place. The flowing kimona sleeve is cut off a little below the elbow and gathered into a turned back cuff to match the band that goes around the neck and down the front. Old kimonas can, with the slightest alterations, be made into the princess style, which allows of much more usage and general wear and yet is not nearly as cumbersome as the ordinary tea gown. The best material for the princess kimona is challis. It does not wrinkle and yet is soft and of about the most satisfactory weight as it can be worn in warm weather as well as on cooler days. Self control is not so much in sub duing the faculties as in leading th*m to serve as worthy ends. . ♦ ♦ ♦ "Perseverance is more prevail- ♦ j Inc than violence." j I CLOTHES MADE OF PAPER. If the predictions of Herr Emil Clazier, a Saxon inventor, are verified twenty or thirty years from now there will be none of the old trouble about testing goods to find if they are all wool or not, for everybody will be wearing paper suits. Of course at the mere mention ol paper clothes one thinks of the flbei chamois used some years ago to hold out the sleeves, but the new Inventior no more resembles that than cottor sheeting does silk. In fact the new paper suiting is so much like the re gular linen and cotton goods that hun dreds of towels made from it are now being sold as linen and even the buyers are never the wiser. Tiny threads resembling wool, cottor or even silk are made from paper anc these are woven together ill every con ceivable kind of weave and color in th< same delicate tints used in the pun material, and they are said to ever take the coloring much better thar even silk itself. The cost of the paper goods is about half the price of the goods it is madt to represent and yet wears so rnucl longer there is little doubt but that i will be only a short time until it ii taking the place of materials now oi market. It Is also warmer, for th< peculiar quality of the threads keej A Horseman's Praise. Senator Curtis of Kansas, the one time horseman, was praising news papers. ‘They are, taken all around,” he said, "wonderful institutions, and most ol! the complaints made against them ar« to the initiate as groundless as the complaint of a young lady I overheard at a race meeting. “‘Plague on the. old papers, they're always behind the'times,’ she said. " 'How so?’ asked her husband. " 'Oh, take racing for instance. They never print the winner's name till the day after the race, when it’s too late to bet.’ ” Using the Privilege. A Bavarian forester, a poor and humblo man, received an official communication from the town council partly printed, part ly written. In the printed portion was the introductory word Herr (Mr.) used In the address. The town council thought the forester not entitled to Herr, and crossed it out. The indignant forester went to see the town council about it, but got no satisfaction. The mayor told him that Herr was struck out because it was superfluous. Then the forester sent a reply to the official letter and addressed it to “The soft-headed town council,” but drew his pen through “soft headed” as “su< jerflous.” A Br.d Accident. From the Chicago Daily News. Chapleigli—I was all bwoke up ovah a girl once, doncher know. Miss Knox—Ah, I see! And some of tho pieces were lost. GORES AS BIG AG PENNIES. Whole \eck nml Ileud Covered—llalr All Came Oat—Cured i« Three Weeks by Culicura. “After having the measles my whole head and neck were covered with scaly sores about as large as a penny. They were just as thick as they could be. My hair all came out. I let the trouble run along, taking the doctor’s blood remedies and rubbing on salve, but it did not seem to get any better. It stayed that way for about six months; then 1 got a set of the Cuticura Rem edies, and in about a week I noticed a big difference, and in three weeks it was well entirely and I have not had the trouble any more, and as this was seven years I consider myself cured. Mrs. Henry Porter, Albion, Neb., Aug. 25, 1000.“ V AN OLD YACHT’S HAPPY FATE The Pilgrim, Once Aspirant for Cup Honors, Given to Children. From the Boston Post. Of all the boats that have been built to compete for the America’s cup, the blue ribbon of the seas, none has come to a finer end than the Pilgrim, which was built by Boston yachtsmen to compete for the honor of defending the old mug against Lord Dunraven’s Valkyrie II in 1893. The old America still floats, although out ^ of commission. The latest queen of tho / seas, Reliance, is hauled out at City Isl and, N. Y., probably to rot away from dis use. And down through the years from 1851 to 1907, many fleet yachts have had their names included in the yachting roll of honor and disappeared—challengers and defenders alike. Some have been sunk in races or lost at sea. Some have rotted away. Some have lost their glory and be come coasters. Some are still afloat as private yachts. But the Pilgrim gets the most honored end of all. For tho Pilgrim is to be part of Boston’9 floating hospital service. The boat that bore Boston’s hopes for yatching honors in 1893 will not help one of Boston’s worth iest charities. The Pilgrim is a steam yacht. A failure as a sailing racer, she was converted into a steamer after her defeat in the trial races which the Vigilant won, and was owned by L. G. Burnham, of Boston. Mr, Burnham died a short time ago, and Mrs. Burnham has given tho yacht to the Float ing hospital as a memorial to Mr. Burn ham. The Pilgrim will be used to tow the hos pital boat on its harbor trips. A consid erable sum has been expended every yeai for towboats. Most of this money can now be saved and devoted to the comfort ol the little ones on their trips during th« summer. CHILDREN SHOWED IT. XfTeot vt Their Warm Orliik In the Morninir. “A year ago 1 was a wreck from cof fee drinking and was on the point of giving up my position in the school room because of nervousness. cia “! "'as telling a friend about It and she said. ‘We drink nothing at meal time hut I’ostum Food Coffee, and it is such a comfort to have something va can enjoy drinking with the children.’ "I was astonished that she would al low the children to drink any kind of coffee, hut she said Dostum was tho most healthful drink in the world for children as well as for older ones, and that tlie condition of both the children flail adults showed that to he a fact. "My tlrst trial was a failure. The cook 1101 led it four or five miuutes and it tasted so fiat that I was in despair Iml determined to give it one more trial. This time we followed the direc tions and boiled it fifteen minutes af ter the boiling began. It was a decided success and 1 was completely won by Its rich delicious fiavour. In a short time I noticed a decided Improvement in my condition and kept growing bet ter and better month after month, until now 1 am perfectly healthy, and do my work In tlie school room with ease and pleasure. I would not return to the nerve--destroying regular coffee for any money.” “There's a Reason.” Read the fa mous little "Health Classic,” "The Road to Wellvllle,” in pkgs. \