Perfect Womanhood The greatest menace to woman's permanent happiness in life is the suffering that comes from some de rangement of the feminine organs. Many thousands of women have realized this too late to save their health, barely in time to save their lives. To be a successful wife, to retain the love and admiration of her hus band, should be a woman’s constant study. * If a woman finds that her ener giesare flagging, that she gets easily tired, dark shadows appear under her eyes, she has backache, head ache, bearing-down sensations, ner vousness, irregularities or the “blues,” she should start at once to build up her system by a tonic with specific powers, such as Open Sesame! From Harper’s Weekly. A well known New Yorker who spends j ' & good part of his time in Paris relates | ! how he once met a fellow countryman who 1 Invariably sported a huge red badge bear ing the legend of the national republican committee. i After a time the New Yorker’s curiosity got the better of him. anti he asked his fellow countryman why he was displaying such an emblem to the foreigners. “It's just this way,” cheerfully explained the other. “One day. at one of the big hotels, 1 noticed a number of chape who got the best of me at all times. I be thought me that it would be a good Idea to consult one of the waiters as to the rea son. Incidentally. I tipped him. “A great light burst upon me when I was politely informed by the waiter that one of the gentlemen indicated wore the Legion of Honor, that the other sported the insignia of the Order of the Star of India, and that the third was the proud possessor of the Order of St. Michael and St. George. Gentlemen wearing these and other orders, added the waiter, were in variably given the utmost consideration. “It didn’t take me long to drop in line. I dug down into my trunk and pulled out the badge you now see adorning my man ly chest. I put it on and have worn it ever since. Of course none of our French friends has the least idea what it repre sents, but it's a decoration, and that goes with them I Since I donned it nothing has been too good for me.” Court or Caught. From Harper’s Weekly. Lydia E. Piukham s Vegetable Compound the great woman’s remedy for woman’s ills, made only of roots and herbs. 11 cures Female Complaints, such as Dragging Sensations, Weak Back, Falling and Displacements, Inflammation and Ulceration, and all Organic Diseases, and is invaluable in the Change of Life. It dissolves K and Expels Tumors at an early stage. Subdues Faintness, Nervous ' Prostration, Exhaustion, and strengthens and tones the Stomach. Cures Headache, General Debility, Indigestion, and invigorates the whole female svsem. It is an excellent remedy for derangements of the 5 Kidneys in either sex. jfj . _—M ooiq your uiuomaoue, en . cxciainieu Wyss. “What was the trouble?” “Couldn’t control It,” explained Acher. “When I ran fast It took me to the police court, and when I ran slowly It didn’t take me anywhere.” Most of the money a man could save If he had no bad habits wouldn’t be any fun to him If he didn’t have them. DOES YOUB BACK ACIIE? Profit by the Experience of Cue Who Hum Found Relief. James It. Keeler, retired farmer, of Fenner St., Cazenovla, N. Y., says: i 1 ‘‘About fifteen years ago I suffered with my back and kidneys. I doctored and used many reme dies without getting relief. Beginning with Doan’s Kidney Pills, I found relief from the first box, and two boxes re 5^*»T/ stored me to good, Bound condition. My wife and many of my friends have used Doan's Kid ney Pills with good results and I can earnestly recommend them.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Highly Connected. Prom the Boston Transcript. Griggs—That fellow Spicer claims to h« connected with some of our best families, Briggs—He is. He takes their orders fot groceries over the phone. I Mica I Axle * Grease Helps the Wagou up the Hiil The load, seems lighter—Wagon and team wear longer—You make j more money, and have more time i to make money, whcq wheels are i greased with Mica Axle Grease —The longest wearing and most satisfactory lubricant in the world. STANDARD OIL CO. | Make Money-— *»■***■*> J ing. W* j*t ..ud leaae mines. Can satisfy you that we 8»d» all right; that pl»r * '.nd properties are the best. $25 and up starts you just r'ffU', -Halting you part owner. Profits are yours for years A4ft/»ss J. "M. bllALl.I H, Si05 Jackson Building. »’->v>er, Colo Wifie Forgot to Tell. Dustin Farnum declares that there arc some men among his friends whom he en vies, but there are many others whom he does not. One of these is a resident ol Boston, and his trials are easily imagined if the following story can be taken as ar example: “On a recent visit to Boston I met a char I used to know whose wife in addition tc being a tartar to poor hubby, has a mania for moving. My poor friend, whom I may call Brown, never knew from morning un til night where he would next reside, a* the ‘missis’ would pack up and get out or the slightest pretext. Before leaving Bos ton I went out to tell Brown goodbye, bul at his door I was greeted by the sight ol a heavy moving van and two brawny truckmen taking out the household effects W'hen the last piece had been hustled Brown came humbly down the stairs with a suitcase in one hand and a bird cage ir the other. “ ‘Hello,’ said I, ‘where are you moving to now?’ “ ‘I’m blest if I know,’ added Brown ‘Wife overlooked telling me and I’ll have to follow the van?’ ” Did you ever notice how few peo ple there are present when any one happens to say nice things about you' A successful financier is a man whe can separate other men from theii money without the aid of a sandbag. , Don’t Poison Baby. prOETY YEAES AGO almost every mother thought her child must have ■ PAEEGOEIO or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produce sleep, and A FEW DEOPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP FEOM WHICH THEEE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling \ either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling them “ poison.” The definition of “ narcotic ” is! “A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convul sions and death. ’* The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguised, and sold under the names of “Drops,” “Cordials,” “Soothing Syrups,” etc. You. should not permit any medicine to he given to your children without yon or your physician know of what it is composed. CASTOEIA DOES NOT CON TAIN NAKCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Letters from Prominent Physicians ISSjj -i addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. i Dr. J. W. DInsdale, of Chicago, 111., says: “I uso your Castoria and ifpii i advise Its use In all families where there are children.” ! jjjp*§[ & Dr. Alexander E. Mintie, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "I have frequently 1 |. prescribed your Castoria and have found It a reliable and pleasant rem- * r Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, Neb., says: "A medicine so valuable and < fljsSJ \ beneficial for children as your Castoria la, deserves the highest praise. I \ 1! 11 si" alcohol 3 per Dr. J. A. McClellan, of Buffalo, N. Y., says: "I have frequently prescribed AVegeiahlc PrenaralionforAs your Castoria for children and always got good results. In fact I use i§|p Similaiing (heFootfantlReeula- Castoria for my own children.” ggjj. ting (lie S tomtits andBowcls Qf Dr. J. W. Allen, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I heartily endorse your Cas- 1 j : |-TiT,i|L-, i, ■ _ toria. I have frequently prescribed -it in my medical practice, and have 1 jKijqj® P M ytVJia JflTITHfll always found It to do all that is claimed for it.” W . i Dr. C. H. Glldden, of St. Paul, Minn., says: “My experience as a prac- 1 ffijifl \ Promotes Digestion Cheerful- tltloner with your Castoria has been highly satisfactory, and I consider it feS'l ii ness and Rest.Contalns neither an excellent remedy for the young.” • Opiuiu-Morphine nor Mineral, Dr- H- D- Benner, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: “I have used your Cas- , ■Mpl'll NOT NARCOTIC. I toria as a purgative in the cases of children for years past with the most HSgjjf|i I-I happy effect, and fully endorse it as a safe remedy.” : i Jtm/xofoldDcSMJELPnWR j Dr. J. A. Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo., says: “Your Castoria Is a splen fcpEj: ■ | Phmpkin Sad- j did remedy for children, known the world over. I use it In my practice i m ■'i OMU&dis- ) I and have no hesitancy in recommending it for the complaints of Infanta : 1 KppSP jbuseSad * I J and children.” jK-'ac pffXiksSt* ? ! Dr. J. J. Mackey, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I consider your Castoria an illMj gSaMSm. I ! excellent preparation for children, being composed of reliable medicines ’ IWto |jji' WwtajrteUfimr. I J and pleasant to the taste. A good remedy for all disturbances of the ' IPI AperfectRemedy forConstlpa- festive organs.” k . j El £££» GENUINE CASTORIA AUWAYS ness andLoss of Sleep. 1 BearB the Signature of — ; Facsimile Signature of J llii NEW YORK. I Exact Copy of Wrapper. In* Use FoP OveP 30 Years. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES fo.or more goods brighter and faster colors than any otberdye. One 10c Tackage colors all fibers They dye In cold water better than any other dye. Yob caa dye A&y oarmeot without < .fpiao apart, ttr.ie for frto booklet-low U dye, bleach esd iti* Colors. MOJV'RQB D'R VC CO.. X/nionxfiU^ Missouri ^ / STOMACH ON STRIKE SUCCESSFUL TONIC TREATMENT FOR INDIGESTION. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Cured This Woman and Hava Cured Many Hundreds of Other Casee of Common Aliments Loss of appetite, coated tongue, bad teste in the mouth, heavy dull headache ind a dull, sluggish feeling—these are the symptoms of stomach tmnble. They ladicate'that the stomach is on a strike'; that it is no longer furnishing to the blood the full quota of nourishment that the body demands, hence every organ iuffors. There are two methods of treatment, the old one by which the stomach is humored by the use of predigested foods tnd artificial ferments, and the new one by whioh the stomach is toned up to do the work whioh nature intended of it. K recent cure bv the tonic treatment is that of Mrs. Mary Stackpole, of 81 Liberty street, Lowell, Mass. She says: “I suffered constantly for years from itomaiTi trouble and terrible backachos md was confined to my bed the greater part of three years. I was under the tare of our family physician most of tho time, but did not seem to get better. “I was completely run-down and was not able to do my work about the house. My blood was impure and my complex ion pale. I suffered from flashes of beat, followed suddenly by chills. I bad awful headaches, which lasted from three to four days. I could get but little rest at night, as my sleep was broken md fitful. As a result I lost several pounds in weight and became very ner rons. “I was in a wretched condition when [ heard about Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. [ started to take the pills at once and began to gain in weight and health. I was encouraged by this to keep on until [ was cured. My friends and neighbors aften remark what a changed woman I im and I owe it all to Dr. Williams’ These -wonderful pills are useful in a wide range of diseases such as anaemia, rheumatism, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous headaches, and even locomotor ataxia md partial paralysis. The great value of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills lies in the fact that they actually make new blood and tills carries heal tli Mid strength to every portion of the body. The stomach is toned up, the nerves are strengthened, every organ is stimulated to do its work. Dr. Williams’ Piuk Pills are sold by ill druggists, or sent, postpaid, on receipt Df price, 50 cents per box, six boxes for P2.50, by the Dr. Williams Medicine Dompauy, Schenectady, N. Y. The Doctors Agreed. From the New York Weekly. Skeptic—Did you ever know two doctors io agree? Medical Student (after reflection)—Y-e-s; >nce. “Where was it?” “At a post mortem.” FI ^ Ft. Vltua' bancs and all lfervoua DIaeiaaa ISO PermianeiitlY Cured by br. Kllne a Oraat (Ierve Restorer, fiend fer Free $2 trial bottle and treatise. OR. H. 11. KL1.NE, Ld., Bill Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa Believed in Square Deal. There was once a sporting parson at Sastington, a place on the English coast vhich was a favorite landing place for voodcocks at the time of their immigra tion to England. When the birds arrived, exhausted by their long flight, everybody n the parish, including the parson, at once turned out to join In the sport of knocking hem down with sticks. One Sunday the jeople were in church and the parson in the pulpit, when the church door was cau tiously opened and a head appeared with a reckoning finger. “Well, what Is lt?“ isked the parson. “Cocks Is coom!” The mrson hurriedly shut up his sermon case. ‘Shut the door and lock it,” he cried to the clerk. “Keep the people in church till [*ve got my surplice off. Let’s all have a lair chance.” BABY'S ECZEMA GREW WORSE. Hospital* anil Doctor* Conlil Not Re lieve Him—But Cnticnra Remedies a Speedy, Permanent Cure. “Eczema appeared -when our baby vas three months old. We applied to leveral doctors and hospitals, each of vhich gave us something different (very time, but nothing brought relief. Lt last, one of our friends recommend id to us Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Mntment. A few days afterwards im ►rovement could be noted. Since then ve have used nothing but Cuticura >oap and Cuticura Ointment, and now he baby is six months old and is quite ured. All that we used was one cake T Cuticura Soap and two boxes Cuti ura Ointment, costing in all $1.25. C. i\ Kara, 343 East 65th street, New fork, March 30, 1906.” more l nan une Job. From Bon Vivant. Portly Dame—Save me, oh, save me! Fireman—I'll do my best, mum, but I’m iraid I shall have to take you down In installments. Instead of experimenting with drills tnd strong cathartics—which are clearly larmful—take Nature’s mild laxative, larfield Tea! It is made wholly of ^erbs. For constipation, liver and kid ley derangements, sick-headache, bilious less and indigestion. Jolt From the Office. There is a story about a company pro moter who advertised for an office boy. le received 100 replies. Out of 100 he se ected ten, and with the writers of these en replies he had a personal interview', lis final choice fell upon a bright youth, o whom he said: “My boy, I like your ippoarance and your manner very much, think you may do for the place. Did you irlng a character?" “No, sir," said the »oy, “I can go home and get it." “Very veil; come back tomorrow morning with t, and if it is satisfactory I dare say I hall engage you." Date that same after loon the financier was surprised by the eturn of the candidate. “Well,” he said, heerily, “have you got your character?” •No,” answered the boy, “but lve got rours—an* I ain't coming!” i*Trs. Winslow s sooTaiwo hvbup ror Children ••thing; softens the gums, reduces indsmaiauoa *>• sjs i>aln. oaros wind nolle. 2b cent ft bottlft To be disappointed in love is a cruel >lo\v, but to be disappointed in mar iage is a continuous performance. The first time a man falls in love le imagines he is in a bottomless lit. A woman never seems to think her lusband is sick unless he cusses a ot about It. Truth Is alw'ays a friend to those vho honestly seek it An Unfriendly Bear. From the New York Times. David Kyler, a farmer, went fox hunt- ' ; Ing with a shotgun recently. In the course 1 of his search he encountered a bear which, without waiting for the call of time, boxed | Mr. Kyler on the ear, bit his arm, kicked i him when he had him down, and other | wise gave evidence of an unfriendly dis position. j ! Mr. Kyler at the first opportunity fired I two loads of shot Into the bear’s face and | then, seizing a gnarled club, smote his ad ; versary with such violence that the bear curled up and died. At that juncture Game Warden Flnne j gan appeared. "Don’t you know that this is the closed season for bearsT" he asked of the victor. "Yes; and it's the closed season for men. too. by hock," averred Mr. Kyler, panting from hie recent exertion. "That bear ought to be locked up." How’s This? We offer One Hundred Dollars’ Reward for any caae of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh. Core. F J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, 0. We. the undersigned, hark known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 year*, and believe 1dm perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able fo carry out any obligations made by bis firm. WALDING, KINNAN A MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. Hall’s Catsrrh Cure ts taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. The Simple Sermon. From the Chicago Tribune. "Doctor, isn’t It a good deal of trouble to get up a sermon In such depressing wet weather as this?" "No, young man; the only trouble I have Is getting up a congregation." In n Pinch, Use Allen** Foot-FCnne. A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests fhe feet, Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollsn, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nalls. Allen's Foot Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, I .a Rov. N Y _ _ You may know some men a lifetime without learning their first name. Per haps It is Hezekiah, and they are keep ing It quiet. Not every man who weeps at a fu neral is kin to the corpse. Your Intestines are lined Inside with millions of little suckers, that draw the Nutrition out of food as It passes them. But, if the food passes too slowly. It decays before it gets through. Then the little suckers draw Poison from It instead of Nutrition. This Poison makes a Gas that injures your system more than the food should have nourished it. You see, the food Is Nourishment or Poison, Just according to how long it stays tn transit. The usual remedy for this delayed passage (called Constipation) is to take a big dose of Castor Oil. This merely makes slippery the passage for unloading the current cargo. It does not help the Cause of delay a trifle. It does slacken the Bowel-Muscles more than ever, and thus weakens them for their next task. Another remedy is to take a strong Cathartic, like Salts, Calomel, Jalap, Phospate of Sodium, Aperient Water, or any of these mixed. What does the Cathartic do? It mere flushes-out the Bowels with a waste of Digestive Juice, set flowing into the Intestines through the tiny suckers. * * * But, the Digestive Juice we waste in doing this today is needed for tomorrow’s natural Digestion. We cannot afford tc lose it. That's why Cascarets are the only saft medicine for the bowels. .... What Do They Care? Tho above question Is often asked cow cerning Dr. Pierce’s two leading medi cines, "Golden Medical Discovery" and "Favorite Prescription.* The answer Is that "Oolden Medical Discovery” Is a most potent alterative or blood-purlfler, and tonic or lnvlgorator and acts especially favorably In a cura tive way upon all tho mucous lining sur faces, as of tho nasal passages, throaV bronchial tubes, stomach, bowels and bladdefc-curlng a large per cent, of catar rhal cases whether vlgorate stomach, liver and bowels. SIOUX CITY P’T’G CO., 1,190—20, 190» PLEASE MENTION THIS PAPEjt A ftCUTC f°T mnrltorlnnt Mlnln| Stork ; rnod raamlHl«M AUC.fl I d Curtis k Snider, Uain * id. &•., Salt Lnfcn&& Ml .. " ' 1 Use A NEW PERFECI10N Wick Bine Flame OH Cook-Stove Because it’s clean. Because it’s econom ical. 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They do not relax the Intestines by greasing them inside like Castor Oil or Glycerine. They simply stimulate the Bowel' Muscles to do their work naturally, com fortably, and nutritiously. And, the Exercise these Bowel Muscle* are thus forced to take, makes them stronger for the future. Just as Exercls* makes your arm stronger. They are purposely put up like candy, so you must eat them slowly and let them go down gradually with the saliva, which is in itself, a fine, natural Digestive. They are put up purposely In thin, flat, round-cornered Enamel boxes, so they can be carried In a man’s vest pocket, or In a woman’s purse, all the time, without bulk or trouble. Price 10c a box at all druggists. Be very careful to get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Com pany and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped “CCC." T120. * * » CfT FREE TO OUR. FRIENDSf We want to send to cur friends a beantffBl French-designed GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX hard-enameled in colors. 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