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I kept right on with the pills until I was cured and I have never had any return of the trouble. I have been running an engine ever since.” Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by all druggists, or sent postpaid, on re ceipt of price, 50 cents per box. six boxes for $2.50, by the Dr. Williams lr.. ji.i _ n _ n .1. x _ a __ w r 4I/VU1V.1UV VV., as* A* Over Polite. Bellamy Storer, at a dinner In Washing ton, said of an overpolite person: “He is like a waiter who looked after me in an old English chop house the oth er day. After I gave my order there was some delay. I said to the waiter as he hurried by me: “ ‘Waiter, where’s my chop?’ “ ‘It’s on the grid, sir,’ he answered po litely. ‘Will you have it now, or wait till it’s done?* ** Pew Know This. 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I prove that Cascarets I are a perfect cure for Consti pation, Appendicitis,Bilious ness, Sour Stomach, Sick Headache, Insomnia, Palpitation of the Heart, Bad I I Breath, Bad B ood, Pimples, Piles, Worms and all bowel ; diseases of childhood and old age. They make mother’s I milk mildly purgative. Mama takes a CASCARET, baby gets the benefit, j Children like to take them. They are the one perfect, unequaled family j I I remedy. Nothing more can be said. Everybody should carry n box in the pocket and have another in the house. Don’t forget “they work while you sleep,” and “a CASCARET at night makes you feel all right—in the morning.” The genuine tablet octagonal, stamped CCC, put up in light blue enameled metal boxes, and never sold in bulk. Sold by all druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c. | GREATEST SALE IN THE WORLD WMnl-nw«aa^i——m——■j—————»«!■—»»«T.n..—■■man ... — nrrn AT THE BARGAIN SALE From the Washington Star. 'ilotv the women do adore one anoth *r( Ye-eh. ’ One of those two women (who illus trate the adoration part of It) reached [the bargain lace counter of the depart jment store about twenty-seven seconds (ahead of the other one a few after noons ago. The lace on the counter had been marked down from 38 to 14 (cents, or some such matter. ; The woman who got there first must (have had some sort of a hunch that (another woman was tagging along, (bound for that counter, and so she swept the heaped-up bolts of laco with ■a quick and unerring eye. It didn’t (take her more than three seconds to (take In every bolt of lace on the .counter, and with line facility sho (picked out the prettiest pattern. | She took the bolt of lace In her hands and examined It critically. | "I think,” she said, musingly, with jflnger to lip, addressing the saleswom an. “that I’ll take about three yards of (this." Ily this time the other woman had [come alongside the bargain lace coun ter, thus verifying the first woman's (hunch. , The second woman hade a hasty sur jvey of the pieces of lace on the coun ter, but the piece that sho was look ing for she didn’t find. * Presently she (glanced at the bolt of lace that the first woman had ordered three yards of and (her glance brightened. That was the kind of lace sho wanted. She stood (and waited. “Yes, about three yards,” said the (first woman, and. then she suddenly glanced back and caught sight of the [Other woman eyeing with a wolfish eye [the piece of lace from which she was Ibuylng the three yards. ! "Come to think of It,” sho irnmedl lately said to the saleswoman, “I be lieve I’ll take six yards of this." and then she cast back a sort of “Well, how d’ye like that?” look at the woman standing In rear of her. j. ut- iuuci niuiu-u, uiiu iHCUHiut'U be looking the other way. "Six yards?” said the saleswoman to the first woman to reach the counter. "Ye-es, I guess so," was the reply. "It's awfully pretty and cheap, Isn’t It? Yes, I'll take six yards.” AH of this took time, and the second woman to arrive at the bargain lace counter was manifestly becoming Im patient as she shifted from one foot to the other. She wanted some lace of that piece herself, and the cool Insouci ance of the other woman was plainly grating on her nerves. So she leaned over to the saleswom an and said: "When this er—this Indy gets through will you kindly cut me a piece off that 'Joolt ?" "Certainly," replied the saleswoman. "There'll be quite a bit left.” At this remark of the saleswoman’s the other woman cocked up her ears, as much as to say: "Oh, there will bo quite a bit left, will there? Well, we'll see about that!” "Do you know," she said, with an ag gravating drawl to the saleswoman, "I really believe I shall take nine yardB. It's so pretty.” The woman standing behind her look ed as If ready to snort In her Inner wrath. But she didn't snort. She sim ply gazed at the back of the other woman's hat and head with the baleful light of utter hatred In her eyes. But she said nothing, and just waited. The other woman seemed to know full well that the woman standing behind her was suffering from all of the pangs of unappeased vengeance and hate. Consequently about a moment later she paid to the saleswoman: “Er—by the way, how many yards are there on the entire bolt?" "Fourteen," replied the saleswoman. "Well," drawled the woman who bad got there first, but who, at the outset —until the other woman arrived—had rally meant to buy three yards—"well, I think I shall take the entire piece. Yes. you may let me have the entire piece,” and she deliberately wheeled nround on her stool and gazed with a cool smile square Into the face of the woman who was standing behind her. The other woman was simply blind with rage by this time. She glared at the woman seated on the stool. Then she extended her gloved hand and made a motion with it like the closing claw of a spitting tabby, at the same time further imitating the tabby by utter ing the sound, “f-ft!” ''Cat!” she said in a wrath-strangled voice to the sitting woman and then she turned and strutted down the aisle. "Ha-ha-ha!” airily laughed the sitting woman, and then she added to the saleswoman In a tone meant for the rar of the retreating woman, “What curious persons one does meet with In the shops to be sure!" Adore isn't the word for It! Markham's Latest Poem. From the New York American. Those lovers of poetry who complain that the modern magazines only use Verse for "fillers” and tailpieces are most overwhelmingly refuted by a three-page poem called "The Homing Heart” by Edward Markham In the March number of the Cosmopolitan. Last August there appeared in the same magazine Mr. Markham’s first Jove poem. It aroused more discussion in the press than any poem of recent years save the author’s own "Man with the Hoe.” This new poem. "The Hom ing Heart,” is a sequel to the earlier love poem. "Virgilia.” In "Virgilia” the poet sang of an ideal love that he might have known In some previous exist ence. In the new lyric he sings with prophetic voice of that Ideal ss he shall know it In future lives. In lyric full ness and ecstasy the author seems even to have surpassed himself. We quote a few stanzas from the poem: There are more lives yet, there are more worlds waiting. For the wav climbs up to the eldest sun, Where the white ones go to their mystic mating, Anri thft TTrvlv Will is dOTM* I will find you there where our low life heightens— Where the door of the Wonder again unbars, Where the old love lures and the old fire whitens, In the Stars behind the stars. Perhaps wo will meet where the boughs for rafters Shelter a cliff by an ocean-stream. As we met long ago in the light sea laughters, When over me went the dream. Perhaps we will meet in some field of faery. Twined round by the sea and the scented vales, To stray moon-charmed in a high-ln;ng, airy Dream-wood of nightingales. Foolish Women. From the New York Weekly. Mr. Clubman (entering the dining room)—And so you couldn’t be down town three hours without stopping to get a lunch? Cost 30 or 40 cents, I’ll be bound. It does beat all how woin throw away money. By the way, you don’t call this supper, do you? Mrs. O.—I suppose it is the best the new girl could get up on such short iot ice. Mi-. C.—Huh! Catch me sitting down o that table. I'm going around to the ilvw | WOMEN IN HOSPITALS 'Xs ^ MISS MARGARET TIERNEY A large proportion of the operations performed in our hospitals are upon women and girls for some organic trouble. Why should this be the case ? Because they hnvo neglected them selves, ns every one of these patients in the hospital beds had plenty of warning in those dragging sensations, pains at left or right of abdomen, backaches, nervous exhaustion, in flammation, ulceration, displace ments, and other organic weaknesses. All of tlieso symptoms are indica tions of an unhealthy condition of the female system and if not heeded the penalty has to ba paid by a dangerous operation. When these symptoms manifest themselves, do not drag along until you are obliged to go to the hospital and submit to an opera tion—but remember that Lydia E. rinkliam's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herbs, has saved hundreds of women from surgical operations. Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Compoundi has curod more cases of feminine ills than any other one remedy. Such letters as thefollowing MRS.CHAS. A.ROCKWOOD are constantly being received by Mrs. Pinkhaui to prove our claims. Mrs. C. A. Rock wood, teacher of Parliamentary Law, of 58 Free St., Fredoula, N. Y., writes: “For years I suffered with femalo trouhle. It was docidod that au operation was nocca s.ary, and although I submitted to a wrioua operation my rufforings continued, until Lydia E. Piukham’s Vegetable Compound was recommended and it proved a marvcjoaa remedy, so quickly did it restore my health. I cannot thank you sufficiently for the good it has done me." Miss Margaret Tierney, of No. 33ft W. 25th Street, New York, writes: Doar Mrs. Pinkham:— “When only eighteen years of age our physician decided that an operation wa» necessary to permit of my womanly organs performing their natural functions My mother objected and being urged by a relative to try Lydia E. Pinkham'a Veget ublo Compound did so. I soon improved in health, the proper conditions were establish ed and I am well and strong, thunks to Lydia E. Pinkham’« Vegetable Compound.* No other remedy has such un qualified endorsement as Lydia E. 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