HIVE YOU COWS? If you have cream to separate a good Cream Separator is the most profitable in vestment you can possibly make. Delay means daily waste of time, labor and product. DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS save $10.- per cow per year every year of use over all gravity setting systems and $5.- per cow over all imitating separators. They received the Grand Prize or Highest Award at St. Louis. Buying trashy cash-in-advance sepa rators is penny wise, dollar foolish. Such machines quickly lose their cost instead of saving it. If you haven’t the ready cash DE LAVAL machines may be'bought on such liberal terms that they actually pay for themselves. Send today for new catalogue and name of nearest local agent. The De Laval Separator Co. Randolph h Canal Sts. i 74 Cortlandt Street CHICAGO I NEW YORK What Stopped the Quarreling. From the Kansas City Times. One of the first persons a Hyde Park woman saw upon returning from a sum mer trip to the Michigan lakes recently was her negro washerwoman, who called at the house ready to return to work. During the conversation that followed the woman asked: ’Mandy do you and your husband quar rel like you used to?” "Nom,” replied the negress. •That’s nice. Aren't you glad he doesn't quarrel with you any more?” "Yes'm, 'deed Ah is.” "Well, 'Mandy, what caused you two to stop fighting?” "He died.” replied the washerwoman. YOU HAVEJO RIGHT To Suffer from Cqnstlpdtlon, Bowel and Stomach Trouble. Q. What Is the beginning of sickness A. Constipation. Q. What is Constipation? A. Failure of the bowels to carry off the waste matter which lies in the alimentary canal where It decays and poisons the eu- ! tire system. Eventually the results are death under the name of some other dis ease. Note the deaths from typhoid fever and appendicitis, stomach and Dowel trou ble, at the present time. Q. What causes Constipation? A. Neglect to respond to the call of Na ture promptly. Lack of exercise. Exces sive brain work. Mental emotion and im proper diet. Q. What are the results of neglected Constipation? A. Constipation causes more suffering than, any other disease. It causes rheuma tism, colds, fevers, stomach, bowel, kidney, lung and heart troubles, etc. It is the one disease that starts all others. Indigestion/ dyspepsia, diarrhea, loss of sleep and strength are its symptoms—piles, appendi citis, and fistula, are caused by Constipa tion. Its consequence* are known to all physicians, but few sufferers realize their condition until it Is too late. Women be come confirmed Invalids as a result of Con tinuation. Q. Do physicians recognize this? A. Yes. The first question your doctor •sks you is “Are you Constipated7* That is the secret. Q. Can it be cured? A. Yes, with proper treatment. The common error is to resort to physics, such as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, injections, etc., every one of which is In jurious. Tfcey weaken and increase the malady. You know this by your own ex perience. i/. What then should be done to cure It? A. Get a bottle of Mull’s Grape Tonic at once. Mull’s Grape Tonic will positively cure Constipation and stomach trouble in the shortest space of time. No other rem edy has before been known to cure Con stipation positively and permanently. lan like that illustrated this week which is as applic able to the large building as the small one. A CHEAP HOG HOUSE DOOR. There Is no good reason why the door to the hog house should be made of heavy boards and kept shut nor why the house should be without any door if one will work out this simple plan. Take some strong burlap or an old fertilizer bag and get a few laths. Place the laths an inch apart on both sides of the bag (crosswise) and fasten them to each other, nailing through the bag. Hem the edges of the bag so they will not ravel then fasten over the opening in the door letting it nearly touch at the bottom. The laths will weight it sufficiently to hold it in place so that it will keep out cold and storm, yet it will bo sufficiently light so that the hogs can push it' with their heads when they want to get in or out of the house. The illustration shows the plan plainly and It will work better than any door we know of. obviating the trouble of opening the door every time the hogs are to be let out. If desired the regulation board door may be put in place to be closed when desired, j AWFUL NEURALGIA Mr. PortarThought Ha Should Go Mad But Dr. Williams’ Pink Pllla Cured Him. •’ It (meins like a miracle that Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills should hnvo cured my neuralgia," wild Mr. Porter, " They are curtainly a marvelous modlolue and \ 1 am always glad to ruoommund them. 1 ‘For two years," ho continued, "I hud suffered almost unendurable pains in iuy head. They would start over my eyes ' and shoot upward most frenueutly, hut they often spread over my face, and ut 1 times every part of my head and face would be full of agony. Sometimes the 1 pains wore so intense that I actually feared they would drive mo mad. " My eyes ached constantly and there was nlwaysa burning sensation over my forehead, but the other pains varied, sometimes they wore acute, and again they wore dull and lingering. I could not sleep. My temper was irritable and I got no pleasure out of life. “ I tried remedy after remedy, but finding no help ill any of them, I be came a despairing man. Even when I begun to take Dt.Williams’ Piuk Pills I laid uo great hope of a cure. " That was in December of 1903 To my surprise, a change In my condition took place right away. The pains grew less intense and the acute attacks were further apart, as I kept on using Dr. Wil liams’ Piuk Pills. The improvement be gan with the first box, and when I had used six boxes I stopped. My cure wus complete and has lasted ever since.” Mr. Charles H. Porter lives at Ray mond, N. II. Ho is one of many grateful people who have found that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills will cure diseases of the nerves that have stubbornly resisted every other remedy tried. Not only neuralgia, but sciatica, partial paralysis and locomotor ataxia yield to them. Thov are sold by all druggists, or nmv be obtained directly from the Dr Williams Medicine Oo., Schenectady, N. Y. SCREAMED AT NIGHT. Baby Scratched Until Face Was Raw and Bleeding Eczema Cured by Cutl et! ru. "For over two years my little bnby girl suffered with a raw, Itching and painful eczema on her head and face, the pain causing her to scream day anil night, nnd my wife could get no rest. We tried several doctors, but without success. Unless we kept her hands tied she would scratch until her face was like raw beef. One cake of Cuticuru Soap and two boxes of Cutleura Ointment completely cured her, he Vng her face without rnnrk or blemish. (Signed) W. .T. Morgan, Orchard Town, New Lambton, New South Wales, Australia." Recommends More Marriages. From the Kansas City Star. The race suicide question has evidence that marriages in Massachus been officially taken up In Mussachus sets by Charles Felton Pidgin, who Is In charge of the state census now In progress. He Is going to tramp on the trail of the man with the small fam ily and discover a few things, which Mr. Pidgin believes will help the state. Mr. Pidgin has an idea that the fact that the population does not increase is to be blamed more upon men who refuse to wed than upon small fam ilies. A list of questions has been pre pared for the women of the state’ to determine whether or not the same birth rate exists among married wom en of the state as among the mar ried women of other states. If the rates are et^ual, Mr. Pidgin says It Is evidence that marriages in Massaehus sets are later or fewer than in other states. If it is evident after the re turns are all in hat the married folk of the state are doing their duty by the commonwealth then it will be the duty of the lawmakers to devise some plan whereby the great unmarried division may be lured or coerced Into matri mony. Advancing the Farmers’ Interests. Traveling agents and salesmen are now sent from the home offices of the Chicago packers into all South Ameri can and Asiatic countries. They are going into every land, no matter what language may be spoken or what money be used. They will exchange their goods for cowries or elephant tusks —anything to sell the product and get something in return converti ble into money. It may seem odd to some folks, but traveling men, carry ing cases with samples of American meat products, can be seen in the desert of Sahara, the sands of Zanzi bar or in Brazil, “where the nuts come from.-’ Croat is the enterprise of the Yankee merchant. The greater the market, the greater the price and sta bility of the price of the product and all that goes to make it in its various stages. A Vile Slander. City Nephew—Weil, I see that Senator Smoot hguy is now charged with nepo tism. Uncle Jones—I don’t believe he ever done nothin' of the kind. He’s a good man In the main. All he’s ever done wuz to put Ills relations in offls. nuthin’ wuss. St. Jacobs Oil for many, many years has cured and continues to cure RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA LUMBAGO BACKACHE SCIATICA SPRAINS BRUISES SORENESS (STIFFNESS FROST- BITES Price. 25c. and 50c. - ■■■■■■ .... I The Rloheat Helreaa a Florist. From the Chicago Chronicle. Frauleln Bertha Krupp has become lately Interested In horticulture. For more than a year sue attended to the beautiful little florentlne garden her late father laid out for her. but until recently she had shown no particular Interest in gardening; now site Is an araent florist. She has had an orchid house built. Some of the rarest growths have been sent from English growers as well as from South Amer ica. Some of her orchids, by their beauty, awakened the enthusiasm of this reserved girl about whom so little Is known, who leads a strange, retired life within the walls of the Villa Hugel near Essen. Frauleln Bertha Is of the opinion that ornamental gardening Is a calling for which women arc especially flitted and, aided by her mother. Is taking steps to start a school at Essen where selected girls shall be trained for It. Hardly a rumor reaches the outsfde world from the Villa Hugel and serv ants who talk are peremptorily dis charged. Frau Krupp and his daugh ter visit the seaside or go to Florence or the Italian lakes and no one knows In Essen what their movements have been. Deep. Impenetrable shadows scent to rest over the Villa Hugel. There is no longer any talk of Frau leln Bertha's marriage and the general opinion is that the young Cologne banker to whom It was believed she was engaged has been dlmlssed. Beware! From Puck. Blanche's beloved, Bertram, beheld Beatrice. Blanche being blonde, bashful, blush ing, became babyish, banal, beside Beatrice, Beatrice being big, bold, bril liant, brunette. Beatrice beguiled Bertram. Bertram, bewildered, bewitched, be deviled, by Baneful Beatrice, behaved badly to Blanche, becoming Beatrice's beau. Blanche bore banishment bravely. Bertram bought baubles, bedecking Beatrice barbarlcally. Bertram became bankrupt, beggared. Beatrice Basely betrayed Bertram. Benevolent being befriended Bertram. Bertram besought Blanche. Bertram brought Blanche back. Blanche bade bygones be bygones. Betrothal. Bertram, bridegroom; Blanche, bride. Bridesmaids. Best man. Blossoms. Bishop. Bells. Boisterousness. Banquet. Ball. Bridal tour. Beatitude. Boundless bliss. Bouncing babies. Horse Chestnut, From the Portland Oregonian. "That’s right. He’s great. Why, he’* there,'-’ said Fag;, to Ills friend Wlgg. "Yes," returned Wtgg. “It grew up from a big Colt." KIDNEY TROUBLE DUE TO CATARRH N. J. HERTZ The Curative Power of PE-BT7-HA in Kidney Disease the Talk of.the Continent. Nicholas J. Hertz, Member of Ancient Order of Workmen, Capitol Lodge, No. 140, Pearl Street Hotel, Albany, N. Y., writes: “A few months ago I contracted a heav;r cold which settled In my kidneys, and each time I was exposed to inclem ent weather the trouble was aggravated until finally I was unable to work. ‘‘After trying many of the advertised remedies for kidney trouble, I finally took Peruna. “In a week the intense pains in my back were much relieved and in four weeks I was able to take up my work again. "I still continued to use Peruna for another month and at the end of that time 1 was perfectly well. “I now take a dose or two when I have been exposed and find that it Is splendid to keep me well." Hundreds of Cures. Dr. Hartman Is constantly in receipt of testimonials from people who have been cured of chronic and complicated kidney disease by Peruna. For free medical advice, address Dr. Hartman,. President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Promotes Digestion.Cheerful- If ness and Rest .Contains neither Hfl Shum,Morphine norMincral. H ot Narcotic. i nape efOtd ArSAMUELPtTCHMJi it ftmpAm SeU- . ii# JLxSmna ♦ I 1 P IfakstU SmUt~ I \\M AaueSttd + 1 | ^ ^fSrSSSmhiUn* I fi MfapJW' I -9 ; * Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa- I Ron, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea H Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- B ness and Loss OF SLEEP. § Facsimile Signature ot i. • i-J CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought A Difference in Sentiment. He sat beside her on a moonlit beach, In common parlance she was called a Peach. Ho took a book of Omar from his coat And read to her this charming little speech: “A hook of verses underneath the bough, A jug of wine, i loaf of bread—and thou Besides me singing In the wilderness, Oh, wilderness were paradise enow!" ’T was later In the summer season when They read the Persian Rubaiyat again, And, as she passed the sparkling ring to him, Ho read the verse for jilted summer men; j “There was a door to which I found no key. There was a veil through which I might not see; Some little talk awhile of me and thee There was—and then no more of thee ai.d me.” —Puck. 4*I West Home te Die fr«m Gravel Trouble. 1 Doctor© foiled. Dr. David Kennedy'a Favorite Rem edy oured me," Mr*. C. W. Brown, Petersburg, N. Y. Trains on the principal British rail ways traveled over 150,000,000 mile* dur ing the flrst- half of this year. FOR WOMEN troubled with ills peculiar to I their sex, used as a douche is marvelously sue* cessful. Thoroughly cleanses, kills disease germs, stops discharges, heals inflammation ana local soreness. Paxtine is in powder form to be dissolved in pare water, and is far more cleansing, heaf.ig, germicidal, and economical than liquid antiseptics for all TOILET AND WOMEN’S SPECIAL USES For sale at druggists, 00 cents a box. Trial Box and Book oI Instructions Prca Tmb R. Paxton Company Boston, Mast*. s 1 °UX CITY P T G CO , 1,107—41,1905* Tali Ud in time. Sold by draaatsu. flSI