PE-RU-NA CURES CATARRH OF KIDNEYS EVERY TIME. DANGEROUS KIDNEY DISEASES CURED Pe-ru-na Creating a National Sensation in the Cure of Chronic Ailments of the Kidneys. Major T. II. Mars, of the First Wiscon sin Cavalry regiment, writes from 1425 Dunning street, Chicago, 111., the fol lowing letter: ••For years I suffered with catarrh of the kidneys contracted in the army. Medicine did not help me any until a comrade who had been helped by Pe runa advised me to try it. I bought some at once, and soon found blessed relief. I kept taking it four months, and am now well and strong and feet better than I have done for the past twenty years, thanks to Peruna.”— T. H. Mars. Mr. John Vance, of Hartford City, Ind., says: “My kidney trouble is much better. I have improved so much that everybody wants to know what medi cine I am using. I recommend Peruna to everybody and some have commenced to use it. The folks all say that if Dr. Hartman’s medicine cures me it must be great.”—John Vance. Mr. J. Brake, of Petrolea, Ontario, Canada writes: “Four years ago l had a severe attack of Bright’s disease, which brought me so low the doctor said nothing more could be done for me. I began to take Peruna and Manafin, and in three months I was a well man and have continued so ever since."—J. Brake. At the appearance of the first symptom of kidney trouble, Peruna should be taken. This remedy strikes at once the very root of the disease. It at once re lieves the ca tarrhal kid neys of the stagnant blood, p r e - v e n ting the escape of serum from the blood. Peruna stimulates the kidneys to excrete from the blood the accumu lating poison, and thus prevents the convulsions which are sure to follow if the poisons are allowed to remain. It gives great vigor to the heart’s action and digestive system, both of which are apt to fail rapidly in this disease. Peruna cures catarrh of the kidneys simply because .t cures catarrh where ever located. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Pe runa, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. ' Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0> ; Constipation sSsh. 1 Mull's Grape Tonic Cures Constipation. When the sewer of a city becomes stopped up, the refuse backs into the streets where it decays and rots, spreading disease i ~ creating germs throughout the entire city. An epidemic of sickness follows. It is the same way when the bowels fail to work. The undigested food backs into the system and there it rots and decays. From this I festering mass the blood saps up all the dis ! 'ease germs, and at every heart beat carries | ! them to every tissue,just as the water works l ' of a city forces impure water into every house. The only way to cure a condition | like this is to cure the constipation. Pills " and the ordinary cathartics will do no good. 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Only Preferred Stock offered for sale. W. L. Douglas retains all Common Stock. Why invest your money at 8V or when the W. L, Douglas Preferred Stock pays 7‘* and is absolutely safe, K very dollar of stQck ottered thepnblichas behindlt mors than a dollar’s worth of actual assets. W. I* Douglas continues to own one-half of t he business, and is to remain the active head , of the concern. / This business is not an unde- | veloped prospect. It is a demon-1 strated dividend payer. This is 0 the largest business In the world | producing Men'sdood year Welt (hand sewed process') shoes, and has always been immensely^ profitable. The business issate^ against fierce competition or pardc, making it a belter it i vestment than any other in I dust rial stock. There lias not been a year in the past f twelve when the business has not earned in actual L...... -._ cash much more than the amount necessarv to pay 7^ annual dividend on the preferred stock of Sl.OOC.OOO. Tl»e annual business now is $T..r,00 OOo. it la increasing very rapidly, and will emial $7,OoooU) for the year 1P08. The factory is now turning out TfcOo pairs ol shoes per day. and an addition to the plant is Wing built which will increase the capacity to lO.OflO pairs per day. The reason l am offering the Preferred Slock for sale is to perj)etuate the business. If you wish to invest in the best shoe business In the world, which is permanent, and receive 7*4 on your money, you can purchase one share or more in this great business. Send money by cashier’s check, certified cheek, express or P. O. money orders, made payable to W. L. Douglas. Certificate of stock will he sent you by return mail. Prospectus giving fnll information free. W. L. DOlfULAS, Brockton. Mum, Bangor Man's Joke ! On Western Visitor. A man from Minneapolis who had been spending a few days at one of the Maine coast resorts came to Ban gor this week and in conversation with a friend in a hotel cafe here re marked that he had enjoyed his visit to the shore, but that he had not found lobsters as plentiful there as ho had expected. “Lobsters? Why, that's queer,” re sponded the Bangor man. “Why, the woods are full of them, so to speak. Come down to my place at Hancock Point and I’ll give you your fill of them.” “Many down there?” queried the Westerner. “Many?” The Bangor man regarded his questioner with surprise, reply ing: “Why, man, lobsters are so thick down there that they’ve got to be a nuisance. Have to go out morn ings and sweep them off the paths— even climb up on the porch. Beastly nuisance when you don’t care for them, you know.” The man from the West looked dazed, but promised to accompany the Bangorean to Hancock Point next day. there to help repel the invasion of lobsters. The Bangor man went to the telegraph office and sent this mes sage to his wife at Hancock Point: "Buy all the lobsters within ten miles, and scatter them about the lawn, paths and porches.” Next day, when ihe joker and his t guest arrived at the cottage, the whole place had been planted with green and squirming crustaceans, and the fun began the minute they entered the walk. The Bangor man kicked some thing out of his path. "What's that?” asked the guest. “Oh, that's one of those confounded lobsters,” was the calm reply. A little further on more lobsters wriggled over the walk, and the cottager de clared, in disgusted tones, that it was pretty tough when a man couldn't get into his own house without climbing over a lot of slimy lobsters. The Westerner's eyes started from their sockets, but when he got to the vine covered porch entrance he nearly fainted. Two enormous lobsters were cling ing by their claws to the trellis, and, grabbing one of them, the host re marked: “They'll be in my bedroom next— here, this one will make a good broil for you! ” The big lobster was broiled, and the man from Minneapolis ate it with keen delight. Next day he ate others and when he got back to Bangor he declared solemnly: "I never would have believed it had I not seen them with my own eyes.” —Bangor (Maine) Correspondence. You may reform a man, but never a woman. Mis Dignity and Hat Were Both in Collapse. ______ A gale was howling across the square when a large, portly man came around the corner. He was erect and nis rotund figure had a military poise, an air of dignity, which was imposing. Suddenly a wild gust seized his shining hat and whirled it off. It shot up into the air and described circles in the manner of M. Santos-Dumont's airship. Then it flew across the street and fell into a puddle of muddy water. The dignified citizen gazed at, the flight of his hat in a bewildered fash ion. When it fell to the ground he cantered gently after it. As he neared it he bent eagerly forward. His hand almost touched the precious tile, when swoop came another gust and snatch ed the unfortunate hat, which went rolling off,' churning the muddy waters of the gutter like the screw of a steamer. The owner of the hat looked wrath fully after it and then started in pur suit on a mad gallop. Swiftly along the square rolled the hat. Suddenly in the midst of his swift course the pursuer stepped on a piece of orange peel, grasped wildly at the air and fell with a despairing splash. Shorn of all his dignity, the unhappy man slowly rose, looked around to see if he was observed, then carefully examined his injured raiment. From collar to waist his frock coat had split. Twenty yards ahead, peacefully reposing by the curbstone, lay the In nocent cause of all his misfortunes. With an air of grim determination he strode toward it. The hat remained coyly resting on the edge of a puddle. The portly person gazed down at the water-logged, mud-covered tile, and then at. his own ruined raiment. Just then, as if inspired by a de mon of mischief, the hat began to sway with a passing gust. This was too much. Gathering himself to gether, the tat man made a mighty leap and landed both feet squarely on the hat. He peered anxiously around to see If he was observed, and then, turning up his coat collar, strode away, leaving the fragments of what had once been a silk hat reposing In the gutter.—The Scotsman. Incident Too Much For Deacon’s Temper. “I never was one to talk against my neighbors,” said Miss ’Dosia Ann Pine, who had dropped in by the back way to borrow a cupful of brown sugar from Mrs. Judge Tubman, "but I can’t help thinkin’ that Deacon ’Gustus Stang is a little mite too hasty and sarcastic in expressin’ himself for a man of his position and professions. “Why, yesterday afternoon—I was right there, myself, passin’ the time o’ day with Mis Stang, and saw it all— a stand of his bees swarmed and lodged on a limb of the ox-heart cherry tree on top of the upper off-set. The Deacon went to work to hive ’em, first gettin’ on an up-ended barrel and reachin’ up and cuttin’ off the limb with the bees all bunched up on it. At that very instant, if you’ll believe me, the head of the barrel caved in and over it whopped, and fell off’m the off-set with the Deacon inside, and went rollin’ and bouncin’ down the long stone steps, and slammed against the hitchin’-post at the foot of the stairs with a crash that busted the •_ - barrel all to staves arid wrung a great groan from the Deacon, and left him pretty near wrapped around the hitch iu’-post, with the infuriated bees a stabbin’ at him like I'm-sure-I-don’t know-what. Hi Price was drivin’ by with his tin-peddler’s cart and blind horse, and he stopped and called out, as was natural: “ ‘Land o’ Goshen, Deacon ’Gustus! Are you hurt?’ "‘No, contrive ye!’ roared the Dea con, as snappish, I’ll be bound, as an alligator. ‘No, I ain’t! This is the way I laugh! I’m tickled gol-rammed near to death over the joke I’ve just played on the bees!’ “Of course, he had a good deal of provocation, looking at it in some ways, but I contend that he’d better have restrained himself long enough to have counted a hundred before he spoke; though, of course, it ain’t really for me to judge.”—Puck. Pedigree never filled a hungry man’s stomach. THE ANCIENT COPTIC FAITH. Egypt Now the Center of This Form of Worship. In Westminster abbey, after the coronation of King Edward, a silver votive cross was left by the Abys sinian envoy, Ras Makonnen. It rep resents the faith of the Coptic church, the most debased in Christendom. Egypt is the center of this faith, the patriarch of Alexandria, as he is called, living at Cairo. Not even the priests understand the language of the services, essentially the same as that used by the Pharaohs, with a mixture of the tongue of Homer. In its ritual is found an admixture of ancient Egyptian and Jewish cere monial together with that of primitive Christianity. Here ordination is con ferred not by the laying on of hands, but by breathing and the universal kiss is interchanged among the con gregation. Children may act as dea cons and may receive the sacrament —bread dipped in wine. In Abyssinia the Jewish and Egyptian ritual is car ried still further to excess. The ark is the center of worship, which in cludes dancing. The Jewish Sabbath is observed. Distinction i3 drawn be tween clean and unclean animals. Polygamy also has lingered on. So extreme is their belief in external rites to wash away sin that the great est festival of the year amounts to an annual baptism of the whole na tion. They have even canonised Pilate because he washed his hands and said: “I am innocent of the blood of this just Man." “CAPE BOYS” AND THEIR WAYS. Nervous Passengers Would Not En joy Their Style of Driving. In South Africa the mail carts con vey passengers for long distances. The drivers of these vehicles are usually “Cape Boys,” men of mixed parentage, Hottentots, Griqua Koranna, with a dash of the white man superadded. They are first rate drivers and man age their teams of six, eight and even ten horses with extraordinary skill and dexterity. Another colored boy sits alongside the driver, wielding an enormously long whip, which instru ment he manages as deftly as a first rate fiy-fisher does his rod and cast ing line. Nevertheless, these Cape boys are reckless folk, much addicted to drink and inordinately vain of their performances as Jehus. It is the fash ion with them to start away from and make the approach to the village inns or baiting places, where they make their halts, at a hard gallop. In this way, owing to the drivers’ drinking habits and the ordinary risks of bad roads, accidents often happen, the cart and its passengers are occasion ally turned over, and broken bones result. The cart itself is a two-wheel ed tented carriage, having two or three seats placed one behind the other, the passengers invariably look ing toward the horses. Baggage and mails are strapped on behind, or, if a regular coach is used, upon the top. If man had no curiosity private de tective offices would shut up busi ness. Our Millionaires and Britain’s. For the year 1901 only fifteen per 10ns in all Great Britain paid tax on incomes exceeding $250,000, and the grand total of these fifteen Incomes was $7,500,000. As the Income tax assessors make their inquest for large incomes very learchlng, the interesting fact is estab lished that the fifteen richest Britons ire worth $187,500,000. This assumes that their aggregate wealth yields them 4 per cent per annum. ’l uere are at least two American cit zens—John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie—each of whom is worth more than the fifteen richest British subjects combined. And there are scores of American citizens whose In :omos exceed the $500,000 a year, which is the average income of the Britain’s first fifteen. The conclusion must not be Jumped at that because of this tendency wealth is more evenly distributed in Britain than here. It sounds epigrammatic to say that millionaires and tramps mul tiply together, but It is not true. There are fewer millionaires and at the same time more paupers in John Bull’s is land than in ^ncle Sam’s continental anion. The Influence of Women. Back of every great worthy achieve ment of man, find the woman—mother, teacher, wife. They are there, con tributing to the advancement of the race, an Impetus only less than that Df the divinity that did create us. I have heard atavistic male creatures in human semblance deplore the presence of the "new woman,” the woman who wishes, perhaps, to earn her own bread, certainly to shape her own life and the 'ives of the children she will bring into tho world, to take an equal part with her brothers in the government that taxes her, to broaden her mental horizon until it shall include the best thought of all lands and times. And truly enough, such women are not for lmeh men; they have outgrown their rritlcs. Their business is to improve the race by improving the individual --and they are hard at it.—Detroit Free Press. Some men remain bachelors because they are unable to choose between beauty and intellect. Many men would ratner race a Hun gry lion than a wife after midnight. Do Yonr Feet Arlie and Bum? Shake into your shoes, Allen’s Foot Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. 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