Godey's Magazine. The New Year number of Godey’a Magazine presents an unusually full table of contents, with many special /features. T a change in its make-up Godey's (a gives Its readers fourteen pages fe reading matter than in the past. The leading fiction piece is a new serial by Stanley Edwards Johnson, “The Wimpled Maid of Nantucket,'* which begins in this issue, and Is a tale of intense interest, dealing with the loves, avarice and hidden treas ures of characters drawn from his torv. There are seyen other new stories In this number. There Is a Class of People. Who are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-0, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives it with out distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over Vt as much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15 cts. and 25 cts. per package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O. He—“I see that a late medical au thority says that kissing is a cure for Indigestion.” She—“I ate a good deal more mince pie for dinner than I should.”—Detroit Free Press. Don’t believe that love ever laughs at the wedlock smith. Landed Proprietor (who has just celebrated an anniversary, to one of his tenants): “Here’s a dollar for you, Joe, because you couldn’t come to the clebration.” Joe: "Thank you, sir; but I think if I’d been there I’d eaten and drank more than that!”—Flie gende Blatter. Giles: “I wonder what causes Fuller to drink so much of late?” Miles: “He says he is trying to drown his troubles.” Giles: “I believe not. It seems as though they can all swim.”— Chicago News. Beauty la Blood Deep. Clean blood means a cloan skin. No beauty withont it. Cascarets,Candy Cathar tic cleans your blood and keeps it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from tlie body. Begin to-day to banish pimples, boils, blotches,blackheads, and thatsickly bilious complexion by takiug Cascarets,—beauty for ten cents. All drug gists. satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 23c, 50c. “My husband,” said Mrs. Gadabout, "always calls me his ‘duck.’ ” “Per haps,” suggested Mrs. Seldom-Holme, “he calls you that on account of your cold feet.”—Chicago Tribune. . _ "I wish,” muttered Rivers, shivering in his narrow little flat, “the janitor wasn’t quite so abstemious, as it were, in the matter of heating this room!” Chicago Tribune. Don’t get too self-important. You are not the only drop in the bucket. .asthma, bronchitis, or whooping cough, there'is no remedy go sure and safe as Dr. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. From the first dose its healing influence is manifest. The sufferer who has been kept awake by the cough falls into a restful sleep, and awakes strong and refreshed. Dr. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral is acknowledged to be a specific for all pulmonary complaints. 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Winslow’s Soothing Syrup For children tecthintf.softens the pum«.reduces Inflam* mation,allays pain,curea wind colic. 25 cents a bottle. Don’t imagine you are a ceritable Samson and try to accomplish too much with a jaw bone. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT. Take Laxative Brotno Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money rf It tails to cure. 2oo Don’t think for a moment that the office ever has to seek the man on pay day. Coe’a Condi Unlearn Ih tno oldest and best. It will break up a cold quicker than anythin;; else. It is always reliable. Try it. Don’t forget that men who marry widows never make miss-takes. No-To-Dnc for Firty Cents. Guaranteed tobacco habit euro, makes weak men strong, blood pure. RUo. $1. All druggists. Don’t judge men by their locks. Fast looking men are often slow pay. Bmoke Sledge Cigarettes, 20 for 5 cts. Don’t meet trouble half way. It Is capable of making the entire journey. The Omaha Bee for 1898. The Omaha Weekly Bee is the leading paper in the Trans-Mis ■tssippi country. It will be much improved in 1S9S, enlarging1 some of its important departments. The price remains the same, 65 cents per year! 1H' cents per week. The Bee prints IS pages each week, publishing all the news of the week, both foreign and domestic; accurate market reports from all the centers of trade, giving special attention to the western country, as well as carefully selected articles of special interest to each individual member of the family. The publishers of The Bee have made favorable arrangements with a number of the leading publications of the country, which enables them to offer one or more of these publications with The Bee at nominal prices. The Weekly Bee Alone Is 65 Cents Per Year. For clubbing purposes add the following amounts for each publication desired: For Woman’s Home Companion.30c For Farm and Fireside. 20c For Farm and Fireside, with Almanac.35c For Orange Judd Farmer, with Almanac.S5c For New York Tribune.25c For Prairie Farmer. SOc Each of the above publications is one of the best in its line. At no time lias the price of good reading been as cheap as it now is, and the offers made here are among the lowest offered this season. Address all orders to The Weekly Bee, Omaha. WERE ALL REMEMBERED. A Kentucky Muti Who Dm Erected Monuments to 11U Kin nml An Ironic In a well-appointed home in May field, surrounded by all the comforts of life,, lives Col. Henry Woolridgc, one of the country’s oldest citizens and the “last of his race,” says the Louis ville Post. When in the flush of young manhood he was reckoned the champion deer, bear and fox hunter in the Purchase, and many were the trophies he carried home from his nu merous hunting expeditions. His room is a veritable hunter’s paradise, filled with highly prized specimens of forest and stream. At the age of 81 he loves to call his friends about him and tell of his early prowess as exhibited in marsh, canebrake, river bottom and mountain fastness. Col. Woolridge is eccentric in one particular—his fond ness lor his brothers, kin, favorite dogs, horses and game in marble. In a little inclosure in the Mayfield cem etery, not over eighteen by thirty-six, he has had erected seventeen hand somely chiseled granite statues. Four are monuments erected to the memory lot his brothers, John H„ W. F„ Alfred iN. and William. Two are to perpetu ate the memory of beloved nieces, two jare representatives of the colonel’s .'favorite foxhounds, Towhead and Bob. In front of those marble likenesses are a fox, a deer, a bear, a panther and .near, with head thrown back, as if 'scenting the fox chase or bear-hunt .afar, stands a life-size image in stone jof the good old man's bluegrass hunt ing stallion, Dick. All these are life ,size. There is also a large sarcopha gus at the back of the burial lot, sur mounted by a pedestal bust of the owner, and just in front of the vault is an equestrian statue of Col. Wool ridge, made of Michigan granite. A perfect reproduction of the old woods man’s favorite rifle, in bas-relief, hangs over the door of the stone rest ing place for the dead. This work is the best that a lavish expenditure of money could secure. And now the 'owner of these has long been ready for the final summons. He has for several years had in his bedroom an elegant rosewood casket and a burial robe. He has always been a bachelor, has been successful in all of his business ven tures and is a useful citizen. There will be many a tear shed when the re spected old man is gathered to his fathers. SHAKEFPEARE IN LONDON. Ha Was Known by Everybody— Ha Knew All the Notables. Shakespeare’s London was a small city of from 150,000 to 200,000 souls, or about the size of Providence or Minneapolis at the present time, says the Atlantic. In cities of such size everybody of the slightest eminence is known all over town, and such per sons are sure to be more or less ac quainted with one another; it is a very rare exception when it is not so. Before his thirtieth year Shakespeare was well known in London as an ac tor, a writer of plays and the manager pf a prominent theater. In that year Spenser, in his “Colin Clout’s Como Home Again,” alluding to Shakespeare under the name of Aetion, or “eagle like,” paid him this compliment: “And there, though last, not least. Is Ae tion; A gentler shepherd may nowhere he found; Whose muse full of high thought’s In vention Doth, like himself, heroically sound.” Four years after this, in 1598, Fran cis Meres published his book entitled “Palladia Tamia,” a very interesting contribution to literary history. The author, who had been an instructor in rhetoric in the University of Oxford, was then living in London, near the Globe theater. In this book Meres tells his readers that “the sweet, witty soul of Ovid lives in mellifluous and honey-tongued Shakespeare; witness his Venus and Adonis, his Lucrece, his sugared sonnets among his private friends,” etc. To suppose that such a man as this in a town the size of Min neapolis, connected with a principal theater, writer of the most popular plays of the day, a poet whom men were already coupling with Homer and Pindar—to suppose that such a man was not known to all the educated people of the town is simply absurd. There were probably few men, women or children in London, between 1595 and 1610, who did not know who Shakespeare was when he passed them in the street; and as for such wits as drank ale and sack at the Mermaid, as for Raleigh and Bacon and Selden and the rest, to suppose that Shakes peare did not Know them well—nay, to suppose that he was not the leading spirit and brighest wit of those am brosial nights—is about as sensible a3 to suppose that he never saw a may pole. Plucky Little Girl. A burglar was half through the win dow of the room occupied by 13-year old Dora Sarron of New York, the oth er night. Dora crept to the window and brought the sash down on his neck. And she held him there until the police came. Trouble About a Boob. A Connecticut man who received a bill for a book that he had no recol lection of having ordered sent the fol lowing answer: "I never ordered the book. If I did, you did not send It. If I got it, I paid for it. If I didn’t, I won’t.” Dog Discharged the Gun. While "Doc” Davis of Nlcbolosville, Ky., was loading a muzzle-loading shotgun, his dog sat on the floor scratching his ear. The dog’s foot hit the hammer and the gun went off. Da vis was perhaps fatally shot. A BOON FOR SUFFERER#, A Remedy Which Has Cared More Than 1*000.000 People. “5 Drops” is tho name of a powerful remedy which U guaranteed to euro rheumatism, neuraliga, catarrh, asth ma. la grippe and kindred ailments. The company is entirely safe in mak ing the guarantee, because every '.nonth they receive thousands of grateful let ters from those who were sufferers, but have never received one complaint. The effect of "6 Drops” is felt r.t once. James Williams of r.egent, 111., writes on November 12, 1897: ”My wife has been suffering two years with rheuma tism. She used about one bottle of 5 Drops,’ and can now go without her crutches.” To more extensively adver tise the merits of this remedy the pro ducers will for the next thirty days send out 100,000 of their sample bottles of this positive cure for 25 cents a bot tle by mail prepaid. Largo bottle, 300 doses, $1 (for thirty days 3 bot tles $2.50). Those suffering should writs to the Swanson Rheumatic Curo company, 167-1C9 Dearborn street, Chi cago, 111., and take advantage of this generous offer. This company is relia ble and promptly Oil every order. A statute to Captain Esck Hopkins, the first commander-ln-chief of the United States navy, has recently been placed in Providence, U. I.. without ceremony and with but little notice from the people even of that place. "But what do you mean by saying that the man was more or less intox icated?” asked the lawyer. "Lemme see,’’ said the witness, as he scratch ed his chin. "I guess I mean if he had been more intoxicated he would have .been drunk, and if he had been less intoxicated he would have been sober. How’ll that do?”—Indianapolis Journal. The new model Remington Type writer enjoys a larger sale than any other typewriter ever had, because It is the best. Send for catalogue. 1710 Farnam street, Omaha. Neb. Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Tour IJIb Away. ! To quit tobacco easily and forever, bo mag netic. full of life, nervo and vigor, take No-To Bao, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. Ail druggists, 50c or tl. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York. General James F. Wade, who pre sided at the courtmartial held at Fort Sheridan, has been In the United States cavalry since he was eighteen years old. He is a son of the famous Senator Ben Wade of Ohio. 8100 Reward, 8100. 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When a girl first tells a man she loves him, she generally says his hand seemed to her like a touch of another world. ft Makes Cold Feet Warm And is the only cure for Chilblains, Frostbites, Damp, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen’s Foot Ease, a powder to be shaken into tho shoes. At all Druggists and Shoo Stores, 25c. Sample sent. FREE. Ad dress. Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y., Don’t worry over trifles. The hole that lets the water in your shoe will let it out again. This Is tho incrlption on a marble slab over a grave at Green Bay, Wis.: Dlus sur tout. Here lies the body of Lewis Galdy, Esq., who departed this life at Port Royal the 22d December, 1739, aged 80. He was born at Mont pelier In France but left that country for hls Religion and came here to settle in this island where he was swallowed up in the Great Earthquake In the year 1692 and by the Providence of God was by another shock thrown into the sea and miracuously raved by swimming until a Boat took him up. He lived many years after In great Deputation Beloved by all who knew him and much Lamented athlsdeath.” Whaling Fleet In Danger. Tt is predicted that the vessels of the trial ing fleet, most ofwhise underwriters are In Sati Francisco, have lieen caught In tho Ico nml some may not last through tho siege. Danger ulso threatens those tvho neglect what are called ‘■trilling" allmcms. for they may not last through the crisis. Jiesort to liostetter’s Stomach Hitters at once for In cipient rheumatism, malaria, constipation, nervousness and kidney complaint. Doctor: '‘There is on thing In the scriptures that puzzles me and that Is to what the logevity of the ancients can be attributed. Have you any the ory to offer?” Minister: "It may have been owing to the fact that there were no physicians in those days.”—Chi cago News. Do You Dunce To-Night? Shake Into your Shoes Allen's Foot Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. 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Cars are carpeted; upholstered In rattan; bavo spring seats and backs and are pro vided with curtains, bedding, towels, soap, etc. Uniformed porters and experienced ex cursion conductors accompany each excur sion, relieving pnssengors of ull bother nbout baggage, pointing out objects of lnterost and In many other ways helping to mnkb the overland trip a delightful experience. Second class tickets are honored. Berths $5. For folder giving full information, call at, nearest Burlington lioute ticket office, or write to J. Francis, General Passenger Agenti Omaha, Neb. The Drama In Seattle—The Trage dian: "Why Is there so much sneezing In the audience?” The Super: “It's dust, sir. An usher has just turned down two seats that were occupied last night by those Klondike miners.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Plso’s Cure lor Consumption is Me only cough medicine used in my bouse.—D. C. Albright, MidUnt/urg, Pa., Dec. 11, ’93. 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